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Oh, hey, Stepdad.

I'm just off on my way to school.

Okay. Hey, I'm expecting a call about your grades today.

Is there anything I should know?

What? No.

I can't do anything.

Bye.

Hey, Stepdad. How are you at school?

Oh, okay. Well, you know I'm getting a phone call about your grades today,

right? Is there anything I should be concerned about?

No. No? No.

All right, well, go to school. Give your dad a kiss. Okay.

All right, bye.

This must be his school about the grades.

Hello?

Yes, this is him.

If you're concerned, she's failing math.

What?

All right, thank you so much. I'll have a talk with her when she gets home from

school.

I can't believe she's fucking failing math.

Let me call Jack to see how his daughter is doing also.

Hey, Jack, it's Mike.

Did you get the phone call about the grades?

Oh, yeah. I got the call.

My daughter's spelling math.

She's spelling English.

Oh, my God. You know what? How about you come over?

We'll both talk to the girls, and we'll have a little study class or something

like that, okay?

Okay.

All right. Sounds good.

Listen, you girls, we've been here for a while now, and it just doesn't feel

like you're paying attention.

Or even giving any type of effort into this.

School's very important, right, Jack?

Yeah, you don't want to end up like some of these bums you see out here in the

streets, dude. I mean, that's why our city's all around with these people.

You have to get a good education so you can have a decent chance at life. Yeah,

I want you to go to college. Unfortunately, you didn't go, and you

-heartedly have to work just to put food and everything on the table. You need

to study.

Studying is very important.

So you're going to get in school.

It's just hard.

It's like, I don't want to put that effort in.

And, like, English is dumb. I already speak it.

I understand that. What am I going to do with this math in my future career?

It's not so much about how you're going to apply it later on in your life. It's

about showing people that you have the drive to see something through. And

school helps build a foundation for you, too. It prepares you for, you know,

once you graduate and become an adult.

It sets habits and routines for you, which is very important.

It's a structure.

It's the most important thing in your life right now. It's hard to see you in

your age, but trust us.

Yes, we've lived quite some time now. I mean, you know.

Okay, well, you know what?

I think they're starting to get distracted.

Maybe we should split up.

Ollie, you know what? Great. The two of them together, it just doesn't seem

working out.

How about we go in the living room, and we'll continue on, and you take my

daughter, I guess, in her bedroom and help her.

We'll take a five -minute break or so. Yeah, give us a five -minute break.

Okay. All right.

Recharge, ladies, right? Okay.

Oh, my God.

I just want to go to the beach. Right?

Like, I just want to go shopping.

We know, like, enough of it, I think. You know, we don't need to know all the

complex stuff to, you know, get through life.

Yeah, it's not like we're dumb.

Like, it's just so annoying.

Oh, my God.

And now they're really going to crack down on us separately.

Right.

And I'm in my room with your dad.

Like, I don't want to be, like, rude or anything, but, like, your dad is kind

of, like, creepy.

A little bit. I mean, I guess.

Is he looking at you weird?

I've noticed a couple times.

I kind of noticed your dad looking at me a little bit, too.

That's so weird.

Yeah, like, hopefully nothing happens.

Right. And this is, like, short. Right, yeah, let's just get through it. Yeah.

We'll get through it, and then we can move on, and we can go to the beach.

Yes, okay.

Okay. Sounds like a plan. Yeah.

There you go.

Now, we started going on some of this stuff earlier, and you just didn't seem

really... It doesn't make sense to me.

Well, it's not making sense, probably, because... Well, for one, you're

distracted, like we were talking about earlier, but... Also, you should

get comfortable.

You know?

Yeah. Get comfortable.

We're going to be here for a minute. Okay.

So, you see right here?

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

See that? Yeah.

Okay, so that's an adjective.

Do you understand what that says?

No.

Okay,

well, listen, it's... Maybe we should have started from the beginning.

Okay. And honestly, I know sometimes it can be

intimidating.

But I think if you just spend a little more time and we study a little bit, we

focus a little bit more on it without the distraction of your friend, I think

it'll work a little better. So get comfortable.

I want you to read all this right here in this paragraph.

Okay. Okay.

And then... If there's any questions

you have, feel free to let me know.

Don't hesitate to ask.

Okay? Okay.

I'm here to help you.

I just don't understand, like, any of this math at all.

Like... Like, why does this thing... How

does this turn into that?

Well... It doesn't even show the work.

I don't know.

You know, it's...

It's been a little while since I've been in school myself, so I'm not going to

pretend like I'm not a little confused.

What is this stuff they're teaching you kids nowadays?

Apparently algebra.

I mean, you do bring up a good point. I don't really use that much algebra in my

day -to -day life.

Exactly. That's why it shouldn't even matter.

What if...

what if we

okay

okay so see right there yeah um

yeah if uh if you would take that right there and move that over

this right there right okay and put it in that column

Do you start together?

I mean, I guess, but like, why? I don't get why with algebra.

I don't know, really, honestly.

What does your teacher tell you?

Just because that's the way it is.

Really? Like, that's not how my brain works. I need to understand, like, why

this number comes into this specific place. And why can't it go in any other

random place?

Yeah, honestly, I don't know the answer to that question right now.

But I'm sure if you would ask your teacher in class tomorrow, I'm sure he'd

able to explain it to you.

Yeah, but my teacher hates me.

I'm sure he doesn't hate you. You're a beautiful young girl, I'm sure.

She hates me.

Oh, it's a she.

Yeah. Huh.

Well,

I mean...

tough situation, but there's that type of world nowadays.

Well, if you were to look at this theorem right here, you see?

And you just, you bring everything over to here, and it's just written at home,

and then... But the theorems I need to study.

Mm -hmm.

Exactly.

Yeah, if you just concentrate more on that... This is so hard.

I'm sorry, what'd you say?

It's just so hard, like...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm sure it is.

All right, we could start with a few simple questions, okay?

Okay.

Like this one.

Is this sentence an active or passive voice?

The event was held by a reality TV star.

I don't know. What the fuck does that mean?

You have two questions. I mean, two answers here. You could just pick one.

not hard.

What do you think it is?

Active?

I don't know.

No.

It was passive, and how you were able to tell would be by the word help, which

meaning, you know, past tense.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Why don't we go on to the second question?

Where does this thesis statement usually appear in a paper?

I don't know.

Is it in the introduction?

The first body paragraph?

Maybe the conclusion?

The conclusion?

I don't know.

Let's see here. Is that the answer?

It's not the answer.

You're wrong again.

I'm getting kind of hot. It's kind of hot in here.

I'm fine. Are you okay?

Could you get me some water or something?

Sure. Water? No problem. Yeah.

I'll be right back, okay?

Okay.

What? I need to tell you something.

You better hear this.

Oh?

I just went into the room and I saw your dad hooking up with my daughter.

What? Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking.

What the fuck?

I don't know. I mean, it's fucking annoying. She's my friend. Exactly.

I mean, your dad's my friend. He's touching my daughter and making out with

and everything.

So...

I mean, I have an idea.

I mean, I'm pretty fucking pissed about that.

Yeah. I mean, I can't believe you do that to me all the years. I'm here

you study and everything, and say we should get back at them.

Don't you want to get back at your friend for hooking up with your dad?

I mean...

What is that?

Having fun?

Dad!

What are you guys doing?

What are you doing? Nothing. What do you mean what I'm doing? What are you two

doing, huh?

What are you talking about? What do you mean what I'm talking about? I saw what

was going on in that room.

I went in there to see what you were doing, and you two were doing it. What

we doing? He had his cock out, his face was in your ass and everything, and you

looked like you were enjoying it a little much. I saw that.

Well, listen, I mean, it just happened. I just came over here to help her study,

and the next thing I know, it just happened.

Are you saying that my daughter threw herself on you?

Not exactly like that, but I just couldn't.

Couldn't help myself. I don't know. And I wanted to get back at you because, you

know, I saw you hook up with my daughter and I wanted, you know, hook up with

yours. What the fuck?

That doesn't make any sense.

I didn't really think about it that much.

We were just talking about this.

I know.

What are we going to do here, huh?

I don't know what I was going to say.

I mean, what do we do now?

You know, I think we should talk about it.

I mean, obviously the girls are into it.

They're into it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got into it after a bit and you clearly seemed into it

with him.

Okay, well that's, no, oh my god.

I mean, if you want, I don't, you know, wouldn't, don't mind if you

do, but I need to watch you guys and make sure you're not stepping back.

mean, not only did he learn about English and math, there's, you know,

things like the birds and bees and how to do it proper.

Wait, but that...

You watching me? Like, that's weird.

Well, I'm not going to be watching you, per se. We're going to be keeping an eye

on you. Yeah, making sure. He doesn't overstep, and he's going to make sure I

don't overstep. Let me, let me, let me.

Girls, we just got to.

I don't want to get ahead of ourselves, but I.

can't help but feel that maybe we just got this out of the way, we can get back

to being focused on our studies. And it also might make you, you know, want to

focus and be clearer when it comes to studying.

You can release some tension, some stress that you have about studying.

It wasn't terrible.

It wasn't the worst thing.

No, not the worst thing.

Do you think this would help you maybe study a little bit better?

Maybe.

Maybe you'd be some boy crazy?

I don't... I guess?

Well, just so long as my dad doesn't look at me, then I think it would be

Yeah, me too.

I don't think that would be... Hard to do, huh? Yeah, no, that's true. Of

course. Yeah, we're just here to, you know, make sure we don't overstep each

other, okay? Yeah.

Okay.

How does she taste?

She tastes amazing.

What do you think? How do you like it?

Uh, yeah.

What do you think about it?

Yeah? Why are you asking me?

I just want to make sure you enjoy yourself.

Are you doing alright, honey?

Dad, don't. Stop looking.

I'm not.

Do you feel good, honey?

Stop asking questions.

I'm just wondering if you're feeling good at all?

Yes.

Honey, you know you can mow if you want to. It's okay.

You don't have to be so quiet.

It's just weird when you're right here.

Thank you.

Kiss each other.

Kiss each other.

Just like that.

Hey River, what do you think, huh?

Oh my god, Jennifer!

It's your cock. It's weird.

Oh my God.

Oh

my

God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

How is it?

It's really good.

I'm just asking him.

Your daughter, she has a really good mouth.

How's my daughter?

That's so sexy.

Just like that. Hey, River, come here. Come here. Kiss your friend's cheek real

quick. Come on. Just do it.

Let's go. Just...

Dad, what the fuck?

It slipped out, I'm sorry.

It slipped, whatever.

Oh my god, I'm not even...

I didn't know, oh my god.

Ah!

Yeah, all that spit on it fucking coughed.

Whoa.

You look so sexy over there.

Remember you look so good bent over like that too.

What the fuck, Dad?

Just observing,

you know?

Stop looking at me!

Like I said, I'm just keeping an eye.

Oh my god!

I'm sorry.

I

can't

help it.

No, you can smack my daughter, Seth.

I'm going to go for it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You look so beautiful right now.

That's just the way you're into it. That's the way you show them all. That's

all. Stop looking at me.

No.

You're making it weird.

You're making it so weird.

Dad, don't try that to him.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Do you want to kiss it off my back?

Yeah, come on.

Good, good.

Just stay right there. Stay right there.

I'll come to you.

Come on.

All right, maybe not, right?

All right, come on.

Why don't you go a little closer, honey, huh?

I'm going to keep him on my side. I want to make sure he's not...

Do anything you should be doing.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Are you enjoying yourself honey?

Why do you ask me? It's okay to tell me, don't worry.

I just want to know, I mean, I want to know if Bird will tell me if you tell me

too. Are you?

Yeah. I see.

Yeah, that's really good.

Bird, what do you like about her? Tell me, what do you think?

Um. Can you just tell me? No, you can tell me about that later.

I don't know.

I just want to know.

What's going on here?

What?

I'm just looking.

It feels good doesn't it?

You know what it's actually going to happen. It's just not satisfying.

I mean, what are you doing?

Thank you.

River, how about you lay down and get your friend out, huh?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Open your mouth.

That's just the tip, right? That's about it.

Hallelujah.

Missionary? Yeah.

Oh, no.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God, it's something.

Oh, shit.

... ... ... ... ...

Oh, my God.

Yes, that's me.

I want to get on all that pretty little fucking things.

Oh, yes.

That's it, yes, that's it.

All of your daddy's girl, yes. All of your daddy's fucking girl's face, yes.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes.

That was some lesson, huh? Yeah, right?

I hope a girl's learning something today.

That's crazy. I can't believe that happened. Me either.

Oh my god.