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not ready, i'm not ready

[alarm] not ready, i'm not ready

not ready, i'm not ready

[alarm] not ready, i'm not ready

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[alarm]

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where is that clock?

[alarm] where is that clock?

where is that clock?

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holy fuck

alright i'm up

why is my hair-

my hair long?

is my hair long?

is my hair long?

holy shit, wha-

what the hell's wrong with my voice

am i still dreaming?

why is my voice so feminine?

what's wrong with my fucking hair? why is it blonde?

what the hell's going-

oh my god

holy

shit

what-

oh my god

am i seriously awake right now? what the hell's-

what happened to my chest?

wh- why is my fucking chest so

big, it's like i have tits or someth-

my god

these are tits

what the-

wow my nipples are fucking different

they're all dark and

big

what the hell was that?

what the- what's that?

wow wow wow wow wow, it feels like something's moving inside of me

something's kicking the shit out of my stomach

what the hell's going on

oh my god

un-fucking real

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

this isn't happening

no this isn't fucking happening, i can't be- i c-

i don't wanna- i went to sleep, i was a fucking man, i'm not-

i mean i'm not a woma-

i-

why the fuck do i look like-

and i'm pregnant?

oh my god

oh fuck there really is something moving in there

oh fuck

am i pregnant?

oh god no no no

this isn't happening, this isn't- this is not fucking happening

i mean i can't be a woman

holy cunt, a fucking mirror, a fucking

mirror

jesus christ

oh my god

i am a fucking woman

oh shit, i have tits?

i'm a fucking pregnant woman?

no no n-

no this is fucking weird, this is-

oh my god, where's the fucking mirror

holy-

holy fuck

no way

is this for real?

i-

oh my god it is

my lips looks so different

so like

big

this is really happening

i really have big

big boobs

jesus christ

oh god

oh it's so hard

oh my-

oh fuck

where is my dick?

oh shi-

oh my god

i have a fucking vagina?

this is so fucking weird

no way

no way

oh wow

my dick's just fucking gone

i have a pussy

oh shit

what

the hell

is happening?

what the fuck

what the f-

my biceps are gone too?

oh come on

are you serious?

look at this, i feel so f-

weak

jesus christ

my abs are ruined

god i spent so much time at the fucking gym, and now it just

i don't know what-

i-i'm pregnant, i'm a woman

fuck

what're the guys gonna think at the gym?

fuck

maybe i can

maybe i can just suck it in

oh god, they're gonna notice

jesus they're just gonna think i'm a goddamn like

woman

i'm not

can't believe this is fucking happening, i just

fucking serious

oh my god

oh no fuck, Jeff has a goddamn pregnancy fetish

maybe i could just

he's gonna be all over me, ugh gross

oh he's so fucking nasty

why would he like this?

jesus christ

is he like into the big belly?

oh it's just big, i can't hide it

holy fuck, that feels weird

it's like squirming inside of me

oh my god

my fiancee, fuck

what's she gonna do when she sees me like this

maybe i can just- she's not gonna believe me

i wouldn't believe it either

god these are so fucking big

i can't believe i have boobs

jesus christ they're so heavy

oh my god

oh my god i shouldn't squeeze it

what if milk comes out?

dude that's so gross

do i have milk in my tits?

oh my god

i mean i'm obviously pregnant, i think

no that'd be too fucking weird

oh what the hell am i gonna do about this

i can't just stay like this, i have to

i can't just talk to her, she's not gonna get it

oh my god

fuck

guess i'm just gonna go to the doctor's or something

it's the only fucking option, i can't think of anything else

gotta find some fucking clothes, guess i'll just use

hers

fuck, will it even fit?

oh my god

holy fuck i don't think i'll be able to get used to that at all

oh forget the gym

[????]

she's gotta have something, something that fits me

oh just

okay maybe these shorts

these are fucking tiny

oh she's a small

okay i need a shirt

oof

okay

okay

alright this'll have to do

just get these things on

oh fuck, how am i gonna do this?

god my ass is so fucking huge

oh this is pathetic

maybe if i just

go in

ugh it's not just my

belly, it's my ass

okay

let's- let me try to do the wide shirt

oh god okay, thank god

thank god she got a stretchy shirt

oh come on

okay

well i just

my god, how do women do this?

i can't go out in public like this

let me see myself

oh come on

i look fucking ridiculous

god i can't get my

freaking shorts on either

goddammit

alright

yeah let me

ugh come on

god dammit

if only i could just pull it up a little bit

higher so that this freaking button could

wow

what is that feeling?

i don't have time for thi-

oh fuck it does feel good though

oh fuck

oh my god

fuck

oh fuck yeah

fuck, fuck

fuck

fuck yeah

oh my god i feel so good

holy fuck that's it

fuck yes

oh my god

oh it feels so good

oh fuck

so much fucking cream

holy shit i didn't know it felt this good

oh fuck

oh my god

[????]

fuck, fuck, fuck

fuck, i'm so close

yes

holy fuck

what was th-

holy shit what was that feeling?

holy fu-

oh my god

fuck this hurts

what the-

holy

fuck

oh don't tell me this is happening

i'm not in labor, no fucking way

oh fuck fuck fuck

fuck i think i'm gonna have a baby

oh fuck no, no no no, no

i feel like i have to push, i have to push

fuck i don't wanna be pregnant any more

i don't wanna be a woman anymore

fuck

oh fuck, it's coming

oh it's coming it's coming, i feel it