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not ready, i'm not ready
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not ready, i'm not ready
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not ready, i'm not ready
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not ready, i'm not ready
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where is that clock?
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[alarm]
where is that clock?
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where is that clock?
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[alarm]
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holy fuck
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alright i'm up
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why is my hair-
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my hair long?
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is my hair long?
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is my hair long?
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holy shit, wha-
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what the hell's wrong with my voice
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am i still dreaming?
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why is my voice so feminine?
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what's wrong with my fucking hair? why is it blonde?
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what the hell's going-
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oh my god
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holy
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shit
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what-
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oh my god
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am i seriously awake right now? what the hell's-
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what happened to my chest?
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wh- why is my fucking chest so
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big, it's like i have tits or someth-
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my god
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these are tits
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what the-
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wow my nipples are fucking different
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they're all dark and
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big
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what the hell was that?
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what the- what's that?
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wow wow wow wow wow, it feels
like something's moving inside of me
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something's kicking the shit out of my stomach
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what the hell's going on
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oh my god
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un-fucking real
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oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
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this isn't happening
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no this isn't fucking happening, i can't be- i c-
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i don't wanna- i went to sleep,
i was a fucking man, i'm not-
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i mean i'm not a woma-
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i-
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why the fuck do i look like-
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and i'm pregnant?
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oh my god
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oh fuck there really is something moving in there
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oh fuck
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am i pregnant?
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oh god no no no
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this isn't happening, this isn't-
this is not fucking happening
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i mean i can't be a woman
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holy cunt, a fucking mirror, a fucking
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mirror
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jesus christ
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oh my god
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i am a fucking woman
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oh shit, i have tits?
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i'm a fucking pregnant woman?
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no no n-
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no this is fucking weird, this is-
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oh my god, where's the fucking mirror
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holy-
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holy fuck
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no way
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is this for real?
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i-
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oh my god it is
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my lips looks so different
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so like
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big
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this is really happening
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i really have big
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big boobs
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jesus christ
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oh god
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oh it's so hard
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oh my-
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oh fuck
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where is my dick?
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oh shi-
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oh my god
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i have a fucking vagina?
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this is so fucking weird
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no way
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no way
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oh wow
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my dick's just fucking gone
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i have a pussy
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oh shit
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what
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the hell
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is happening?
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what the fuck
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what the f-
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my biceps are gone too?
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oh come on
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are you serious?
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look at this, i feel so f-
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weak
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jesus christ
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my abs are ruined
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god i spent so much time at
the fucking gym, and now it just
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i don't know what-
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i-i'm pregnant, i'm a woman
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fuck
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what're the guys gonna think at the gym?
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fuck
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maybe i can
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maybe i can just suck it in
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oh god, they're gonna notice
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jesus they're just gonna think i'm a goddamn like
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woman
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i'm not
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can't believe this is fucking happening, i just
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fucking serious
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oh my god
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oh no fuck, Jeff has a goddamn pregnancy fetish
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maybe i could just
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he's gonna be all over me, ugh gross
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oh he's so fucking nasty
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why would he like this?
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jesus christ
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is he like into the big belly?
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oh it's just big, i can't hide it
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holy fuck, that feels weird
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it's like squirming inside of me
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oh my god
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my fiancee, fuck
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what's she gonna do when she sees me like this
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maybe i can just- she's not gonna believe me
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i wouldn't believe it either
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god these are so fucking big
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i can't believe i have boobs
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jesus christ they're so heavy
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oh my god
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oh my god i shouldn't squeeze it
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what if milk comes out?
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dude that's so gross
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do i have milk in my tits?
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oh my god
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i mean i'm obviously pregnant, i think
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no that'd be too fucking weird
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oh what the hell am i gonna do about this
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i can't just stay like this, i have to
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i can't just talk to her, she's not gonna get it
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oh my god
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fuck
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guess i'm just gonna go to
the doctor's or something
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it's the only fucking option,
i can't think of anything else
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gotta find some fucking clothes, guess i'll just use
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hers
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fuck, will it even fit?
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oh my god
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holy fuck i don't think i'll be
able to get used to that at all
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oh forget the gym
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[????]
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she's gotta have something, something that fits me
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oh just
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okay maybe these shorts
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these are fucking tiny
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oh she's a small
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okay i need a shirt
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oof
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okay
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okay
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alright this'll have to do
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just get these things on
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oh fuck, how am i gonna do this?
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god my ass is so fucking huge
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oh this is pathetic
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maybe if i just
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go in
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ugh it's not just my
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belly, it's my ass
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okay
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let's- let me try to do the wide shirt
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oh god okay, thank god
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thank god she got a stretchy shirt
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oh come on
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okay
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well i just
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my god, how do women do this?
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i can't go out in public like this
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let me see myself
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oh come on
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i look fucking ridiculous
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god i can't get my
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freaking shorts on either
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goddammit
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alright
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yeah let me
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ugh come on
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god dammit
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if only i could just pull it up a little bit
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higher so that this freaking button could
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wow
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what is that feeling?
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i don't have time for thi-
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oh fuck it does feel good though
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oh fuck
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oh my god
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fuck
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oh fuck yeah
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fuck, fuck
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fuck
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fuck yeah
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oh my god i feel so good
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holy fuck that's it
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fuck yes
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oh my god
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oh it feels so good
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oh fuck
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so much fucking cream
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holy shit i didn't know it felt this good
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oh fuck
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oh my god
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[????]
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fuck, fuck, fuck
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fuck, i'm so close
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yes
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holy fuck
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what was th-
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holy shit what was that feeling?
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holy fu-
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oh my god
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fuck this hurts
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what the-
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holy
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fuck
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oh don't tell me this is happening
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i'm not in labor, no fucking way
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oh fuck fuck fuck
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fuck i think i'm gonna have a baby
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oh fuck no, no no no, no
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i feel like i have to push, i have to push
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fuck i don't wanna be pregnant any more
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i don't wanna be a woman anymore
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fuck
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oh fuck, it's coming
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oh it's coming it's coming, i feel it
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