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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,999 (WHOOSH! BOTH SHOUT) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,160 - Tumbling through an interdimensional vortex, 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:09,520 Warren and Lucy discover twisted versions of their own world, 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,880 always hoping the next one will be home. 5 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,280 (ALARM BLARES, WHIRRING) 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,999 (ZAP!) 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 8 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:27,519 Loz, what are you doing in the dark, man? Hey, Loz. (GASPS) E hika! 9 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,519 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 10 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,999 Captions by Rebecca Scholtz. 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,999 Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. 12 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,200 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2025. 13 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:41,760 (INTRIGUING MUSIC BUILDS) 14 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,120 (MUSIC ENDS) 15 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:01,440 - (BREATHES HOARSELY) (ELECTRONIC BLOOPING) 16 00:01:01,441 --> 00:01:03,959 - (SNAPS FINGERS) Yoo-hoo, big summer blowout! 17 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,439 (SIGHS) It's like the lights are on, but no one's home. 18 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,039 - Huh. So not all that different, to be honest. 19 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,320 (DROOL TRICKLES) - (FARTS) 20 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,959 - Is she wearing nappies? - That's not the strangest thing 21 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,119 I've seen Auntie Laurel wear. - (FARTS WETLY) 22 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,999 - Ew. I think she needs to be changed. 23 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,200 - Oh, they've got them too. 24 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:23,679 OK, we should go find Mum. 25 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:27,039 She wouldn't be dumb enough to get taken over by her mobile ph? 26 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,519 Dad? Dad! 27 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,919 - (GASPS) Sorry, I zoned out there for a second. What did you say? 28 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:34,039 - OK, don't look at the phone. I think they take over your brain. 29 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:37,439 - (LAUGHS DRYLY) And how many times have I said that to you, huh? 30 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:38,919 Irony, much? - (SIGHS) 31 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,679 - Yeah, I think we should go and find your mu... 32 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,199 - Dad. 33 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,919 Dad! Snap out of it! (SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!) 34 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,199 (SNARLS) - (GASPS) 35 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,999 - Let's go find Mum. - I was about to say that to you. 36 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,919 (SPOOKY SYNTH MUSIC) 37 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,920 Hinemoa? Babe? 38 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,440 - Ugh. - Holy hika. 39 00:01:56,441 --> 00:01:57,839 (FLY BUZZES) 40 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,839 Ooh. - Whoa. 41 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,719 - I haven't seen the house this paru 42 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,239 since your mother went to the Gold Coast to visit her sister. 43 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,159 - Yeah. Why did everything get so untidy while she was gone? 44 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,799 - (BLOWS AIR) Complete mystery to me. 45 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,480 (CAR HORN BLARES CONTINUOUSLY) 46 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,120 (EXHALES) 47 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,760 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS) 48 00:02:18,301 --> 00:02:21,399 (HORN BLARES, ELECTRONIC BLOOPS) 49 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,800 (ELECTRONIC ROOSTER CROWS) 50 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,559 - Ugh. - Ah, you see? 51 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,679 I warned your mother about texting and driving. 52 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,679 Far out, man. People are so engrossed 53 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,239 in their mobile phones... (CAR HORN STOPS) 54 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,119 ...when they're really supposed to be focusing on what they're d? 55 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,519 Ooh, two bucks! (THUD! CAR HORN RESUMES) 56 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,639 Ooh. Aroha mai, my darling. (CAR HORN STOPS) 57 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:41,399 - Oh, they're everywhere. Let's get her inside. 58 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,879 (ELECTRONIC CROWING CONTINUES) 59 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,640 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 60 00:02:44,641 --> 00:02:45,959 (ELECTRONIC CROWING CONTINUES) 61 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,839 - (FARTS) - Oh, uncle, no! 62 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,359 - Uh-oh! (THUD!) 63 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,760 Ah, leave him. He's all good. 64 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:56,399 - So they're all playing some sort of farming game called Whani Farm. 65 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,239 I think it's what turned them all into mobile phone zombies. 66 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,439 - That's quite hard to say, actually ? 'mobile phone zombies'. 67 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,679 Like, 'Oh no, look out! It's the mobile phone zombies!' Mm? 68 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,479 - Uh, what about... (RASPS) 'mombies?' 69 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,999 - Mombies. Like it. Fist bump. - Thank you. 70 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,999 - (IMITATES EXPLOSION) - (INHALES) OK, so maybe 71 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,639 if we wake up all the mombies, the vortex will open. 72 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,479 - Mm-hm. 73 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:20,360 SHOUTS: Hinemoa! Wake up! Stop being a mombie! 74 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,599 Nah. I know what'll wake her up. 75 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:24,519 (FRIDGE DOOR OPENS) 76 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,759 Oh, honey... (CHUCKLES) 77 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,279 check it out. Look at what I'm doing. 78 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,639 (GASPS) I'm drinking milk straight out of the carton. 79 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,359 Mmm... 80 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,079 (SPITS) That milk has expired. 81 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:41,719 - Uh, note to Dad ? maybe don't drink milk in other dimensions. 82 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,720 - Hey. Check it out, hon. 83 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:47,319 (GASPS) I'm gonna put cutlery in the wrong way up. 84 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,879 (CUTLERY, CROCKERY CLINKS) 85 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,119 See how crusty that plate is? - So crusty. 86 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,720 - I'm never even gonna rinse it. 87 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,079 (CLINK!) 88 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,080 - (WHEEZES) - Oh. 89 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,479 (GRUNTS) That brace really holds that phone in there. 90 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,039 - (FARTS WETLY) - Ugh, and those nappies 91 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,040 are so gross. 92 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,879 - OK. 93 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,239 I'm gonna Prince Charming this. 94 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,239 (CLEARS THROAT) 95 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,240 (MAGICAL MUSIC) 96 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,239 Time to wake up, Sleeping Beauty. 97 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,240 (MAGICAL MUSIC FADES) 98 00:04:19,241 --> 00:04:21,639 Your mother's breath smells like Portaloos 99 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,039 at a three-day music festival. 100 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:24,879 - Well, um? 101 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,799 I guess oral hygiene's not really a priority in this universe. 102 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,119 - Mm. Mm-mm. Mm. 103 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,479 (SIGHS) If only there was someone left who could tell us 104 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:36,039 what's going on ? someone who doesn't own a mobile phone. 105 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,439 - What kind of sad, bitter, antisocial loser 106 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,999 doesn't have a mobile phone? 107 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,479 (DRAMATIC MUSICAL FLOURISH) 108 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:43,799 - Oh. 109 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,279 Even Mrs S. 110 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:50,480 She was always going on about how phones were the devil's Lego. 111 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,760 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 112 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,999 - OK, she's not wearing one of those weird arm braces, 113 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,399 so maybe we could... (CLICKS TONGUE) 114 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,199 - Oh. 115 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,200 (TOOL CLICKS) 116 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,400 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS) 117 00:05:09,401 --> 00:05:11,399 (DRAMATIC SYNTH STING) 118 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,279 Urgh. 119 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,280 (GASPS) Sorry. - Oi! 120 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,400 What are you two heathens doing in my house? 121 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,520 Get out now! 122 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,920 - It worked. - 1001 uses, these things. 123 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,559 - (GROANS IN PAIN) 124 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,679 (PLASTIC RUSTLES) 125 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,199 - Oh! Oh! (ELECTRONIC ROOSTER CROWS) 126 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,439 - (FARTS) 127 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,920 - Oh my God, I think she's dead. 128 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,639 - 1002? 129 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:37,959 - Dad! - I'll call an ambulance. 130 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,279 - No, no, don't touch the phone! - (YELPS) 131 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:41,839 Aroha mai, Mrs S. 132 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,079 - (FARTS) 133 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:46,080 - OK, who else wouldn't have a phone? 134 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,400 - Dogs. 135 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:53,919 - Yeah, because dogs would really help us in this situation (!) 136 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,879 Crazy conspiracy theorist, got rid of his phone 137 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:58,879 because he thought Vladimir Putin was watching him on the toilet? 138 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,439 - Darren. I'll give him a call right now. 139 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,999 Oh yeah. Phone. Yeah. Sorry. We'll just? We'll just go there. 140 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,999 (CLEARS THROAT) 141 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,199 (SPOOKY SYNTH MUSIC) 142 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,919 - This reality gives me the creeps. 143 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,559 (PRAM RATTLES) - Yes. 144 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,679 I don't think it's that much different from our reality, 145 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,680 to be honest, honey, 146 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,639 even with the nappies. 147 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:18,239 (MOMBIE FARTS) 148 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,240 Ew. 149 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,559 Hey. 150 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,560 That's Phil. 151 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Phil! 152 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,880 Whoa. (OPENS CAR DOOR) 153 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,880 Hey. Hey, Phil? 154 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,999 (TAP! TAP! SNAP! SNAP!) Hey, pal. 155 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:37,879 (GRUNTS) (SMACK!) 156 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,639 - What are you doing? - Ah, nothing, honey. 157 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,959 I was just seeing if he'll snap out of it, that's all. 158 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,679 - Why don't you try Prince Charming him? 159 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,119 - Maybe I will. 160 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,639 Yeah. 161 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,359 Not so tough now, are you, Phil, 162 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:51,079 with your annoying swagger and your condescending tone? 163 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,959 And you know what? No one cares that your barbecue's bigger than mine. 164 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,959 No one. - Hey, are you finished? 165 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,960 - Nah, not quite. 166 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,599 Got something special for you, mate. 167 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,719 Check this out ? Stanky Steve's. 168 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,199 Over 10 million Scoville, buddy. 169 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,679 That's gonna be fun when you wake up. (SAUCE SQUIRTS) 170 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:12,279 Yeah. There you go. (GIGGLES MALICIOUSLY) 171 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,399 - Real mature, Dad. Real mature (!) 172 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,400 - Kia ora, my darling. 173 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,719 You know what? Nah. Yeah. (SAUCE SQUIRTS) 174 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,720 Take that. 175 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,760 - Hurry up! - I'm coming. 176 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,160 - RASPS: Subscribe. 177 00:07:27,161 --> 00:07:31,799 - We all love Whani Farm, but tired of having to put down your phone? 178 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,679 Well, now you can play Whani Farm 24-7 with the all-new Arm-Clamp. 179 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:37,519 Whani Farm ? putting the 'fun' into Whani. 180 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:41,319 - (PANTS) Lights are out. He'll be in the shed. 181 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,320 (PANTS) 182 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,679 - Whoa. - Holy hika! 183 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,880 What the f? Argh! - Jeez! Uncle Darren? 184 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:52,759 - Oh. You guys. (TINFOIL RUSTLES) 185 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:56,119 Oh, I thought you'd been kidnapped by hackers working for North Korea. 186 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,239 (CHUCKLES) You haven't, have you? 187 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,239 - Uh, I don't think so. 188 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,519 - Bro, what's with the Tin Man costume? 189 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:06,479 - OK, Uncle Doner Kebab, look. We need to know what's going on. 190 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:09,559 I can't believe I'm saying this, but... 191 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,799 we wanna hear your conspiracy theories. 192 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,759 ('X-FILES'-STYLE EERIE MUSIC) 193 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,840 - So it's my time to shine. 194 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,679 So I have got three theories. (TIN FOIL RUSTLES) 195 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:23,279 - We were kind of hoping you'd have one really good one. 196 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,999 - First, the mobile phones contain mind-control chips, 197 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,079 and the governments use them to subjugate us. 198 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,079 - Nice word. What else? 199 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,559 - Second, phones are ancient alien tech. 200 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:34,839 The aliens want to come back and control us, hence the addiction. 201 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,919 - OK, that's a little Stargate-meets-Transformers. 202 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:39,599 Got anything that's not already a movie? 203 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,559 - You're gonna love this, Warren. 204 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:45,199 What if the Maori god of horticulture got bored of gardening, OK, 205 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,119 and decided to become the god of technology, 206 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,799 and he's using phones to take over Aotearoa? 207 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,800 (TIN FOIL RUSTLES) 208 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:56,319 - So when you said, 'You're gonna love this, Warren,' did you mean 209 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,320 cos I'm Maori? 210 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,840 - (STUTTERS) Uh... 211 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:04,119 - Maybe the first one, eh? - Yeah, yeah, I think. 212 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:07,319 - Also, what's with the, uh? weird pants with the tubes on them? 213 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,759 - Oh. Uh, they're called eco-cycle pants. 214 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,959 So they take your body waste, they turn it into nutrients, 215 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,079 and then they pump it back into your body. 216 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:17,039 - Ew. Like poo catchers? - Yeah, exactly. 217 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:20,359 It allows them to play the game 24-7. They actually all got them off Temu. 218 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:25,160 - Yeah, I really like to play those games on the toilet, eh? 219 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,240 What? It aids in... 220 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:33,319 - Yeah. Anyway, um, this game, Whani Farm, came out, 221 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,199 and everyone was immediately hooked, 222 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,039 but then the game started offering incentives to recruit new players. 223 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:43,759 OK? So hit a billion points, and you can level up to become a 'recruiter'. 224 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,199 OK, now, these 'recruiters' are actually quite dangerous, 225 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,959 because they can run around and force you to play the game. 226 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,519 But don't worry. I mean, 227 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,999 you have to hit a billion points to become a 'recruiter', OK? 228 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,839 And, actually, the chances of running into one are super slim, 229 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,999 because (CHUCKLES) everybody's been 'recruited' 230 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,200 (CHUCKLES) apart from me, uh... and? and you guys. 231 00:10:04,201 --> 00:10:06,319 Feeling a bit stuffy in here, so I'll just open this door. 232 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,320 - Hmm. - Sorry. 233 00:10:08,321 --> 00:10:10,719 (DARREN AND LUCY SCREAM, RECRUITERS CLAMOUR) 234 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:12,839 Recruiters! Ah! Stop! No! - Subscribe! 235 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,719 - Spawn of Satan! - (GROANS) 236 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,720 - Dad! - No! No! 237 00:10:16,721 --> 00:10:19,399 - GROANS: Grow your farm... (RECRUITERS CLAMOUR, GAME CROWS) 238 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,119 - Dad! Dad! (DOOR SHUTS) 239 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,519 - DRONES: Reap the rewards. - Dad! 240 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,079 - Mm-hm? - (ROARS) 241 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,399 - Hi, guys. What? What? - They must have seen you guys. 242 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,639 - OK, we have to get out of here. This place isn't safe. 243 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,359 - Can't we just, um, close our eyes and just push through them? 244 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,079 - No, no, no, no, no. (PANTS) 245 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:37,319 It's not just seeing the screen that enslaves you. (PANTS) 246 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:41,319 But I think I've got a way for us to get out of here. 247 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,999 ('X-FILES'-STYLE EERIE MUSIC) 248 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 (TIN FOIL RUSTLES) 249 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,839 (PANTS) 250 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,720 (UPBEAT, FUTURISTIC SYNTH MUSIC) 251 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:54,879 - (GRUNTS) 252 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,759 - OK. Now I know what a garlic bread feels like. 253 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,199 - GROANS: Subscribe... - Get off! I don't like subscribing. 254 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,919 - Subscribe... - Dad, help! 255 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,879 - Lucy! - RECRUITERS MOAN: Subscribe! 256 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:06,959 - Get off her! - Dad? 257 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,399 - Get, get! - (GRUNTS, PANTS) 258 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,799 - Honey, I want you to keep your tinfoil on. 259 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,999 I don't want you to see what I'm about to do. 260 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:13,759 (BLADE SINGS) 261 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,439 (GRUNTS) Hey, mombies. You're about to get unsubscribed. 262 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,079 (YELLS) 263 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,799 (GRUNTS) (TOOL WHIPS, THWACKS) 264 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,959 (FARTING, MARTIAL-ARTS THWACKING) 265 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,960 (THWACKING, FARTING) 266 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,479 (GONG CRASHES) 267 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:28,080 You've all been disconnected. 268 00:11:32,271 --> 00:11:35,799 - Hey, I think I know that nun. - (FARTS) 269 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,039 - Yeah, she used to teach me at school. 270 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,919 - Oh. Aroha mai, Sis. 271 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,759 - Oh, nah. That's OK. She was really mean. 272 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:41,799 - Yeah, she looks mean. 273 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,719 - OK, we should go back to our place. Let's go. 274 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,000 (DRAMATIC SYNTH FLOURISH) 275 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,800 - (WHEEZES) (GAME BLOOPS, TRILLS) 276 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,159 (BLOOPING INTENSIFIES) 277 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,679 - OK, everybody's reaching a billion points faster than I thought. 278 00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:02,480 - OK, let's barricade all the doors. - I'll check the rest of the house. 279 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,839 - Did you know that, on average, 80% of normal domestic couches 280 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:10,639 are covered in human skin, dried saliva, and wet faecal matter? 281 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:14,159 - Why would you tell me this? Any recruiters outside? 282 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,839 (ELECTRONIC CROWING) - Uh, yep. 283 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:19,239 - OK. Let's start with the side door first. That way, nothing can get in. 284 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,440 - Or out. - Bro, again, why? 285 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,479 (THUD!) 286 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,879 Hang on. Where's Hinemoa? 287 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,359 - (SCREAMS) 288 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,399 Lucy! 289 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,519 (PHONE VIBRATES, FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 290 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:30,919 Lucy! 291 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,920 Lucy! (GAME BLOOPS) 292 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,080 Oh, no! No? 293 00:12:36,081 --> 00:12:38,039 - Just knock the phone out of her hand. 294 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,239 - We tried that with Mrs S, and she died. 295 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,240 SOBS: No, no! 296 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,440 My little girl's a mombie. 297 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,439 I'm sorry, honey. 298 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:51,039 I protected you from evil refrigerators 299 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,479 and robot real estate agents, and after all that, 300 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:58,079 I couldn't even protect you from a stupid mobile phone. 301 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,319 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS) 302 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,320 Hinemoa? - (WHEEZES) 303 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:06,359 RASPS: Sub... (WHEEZES) ...scribe! (ROOSTER CROWS) 304 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,199 (BOTH SCREAM) 305 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,480 - Ah! - Go, go, go, go, go, go! 306 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:14,159 (SIGHS) OK, we're safe. - (PANTS) 307 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,799 - Hinemoa never comes in here. She reckons it gives her anxiety. 308 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,599 - Yeah, I don't think I've ever been in this room. 309 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,919 - Ah, yeah, this is basically where we keep all the stuff 310 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,159 that we never use. It's our, uh, stuff room. 311 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:28,239 - Hey, I gave you that selfie stick for your birthday. 312 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:32,079 - Ah... stuff and some really precious, meaningful things 313 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,080 that we use all the time. 314 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,560 (TIN FOIL RUSTLES) 315 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,279 - It's still gift-wrapped. (THUMP AT DOOR) 316 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:42,439 - GRUNTS: Subscribe! (HANDLE RATTLES) 317 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,799 - Hey, that's the swingball set I gave you for Christmas! 318 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,079 I can't believe this. 319 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,480 - No, no, not my guitar! Here. 320 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,999 (THUD!) 321 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,279 (CRASH!) (WHINES) 322 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,639 - ...scribe! - (GRUNTS) 323 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:54,919 - (WHINES) - (GROWLS) 324 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,799 GROWLS: Subscribe! - Nah. 325 00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:00,239 I can't do it. I can't. I can't do this to such a beautiful instrument. 326 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,399 This guitar was built for sweet melodies, not for violence. 327 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,119 - I don't think this is the time for tunes, Warren! 328 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,039 - But this is Hinemoa's favourite. - (WHIMPERS) 329 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,799 - PLAINTIVELY: # Kahore he wahine 330 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:14,000 # e rite ki a Hinemoa. (BLOOPING STOPS) 331 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,559 # Tai ana tana hiahia... 332 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,839 (PHONE CLATTERS) # ...ki te mutunga. 333 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,719 # E hi nawa. 334 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,320 # E hika hei. # 335 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,239 (MAGICAL TINKLING) 336 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,720 - BREATHES: Warren? - E te tau? 337 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,839 You're you again! - (LAUGHS TENDERLY) 338 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,239 - Dad? 339 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,479 Mum! 340 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,760 - (SOBS) (TIN FOIL RUSTLES) 341 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,880 Ugh. (SNIFFLES) 342 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:42,040 - Your song ? it snapped me out of it. 343 00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:45,039 Normally, your singing's like first season of Glee-level cringe, 344 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,799 but this time 345 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,679 kinda worked. 346 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,599 - Harmonic disruption. - Yes! 347 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,199 The classic Maori three-chord strum must disrupt the brain 348 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,279 and sever the link to the phone. Dad, you found the cure! 349 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,399 - You know, like my Uncle Te Waiarangi always says, 350 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,639 if a guitar can't fix it, you're not playing it loud enough. 351 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,759 - Dad, if we weaponise your cringe, 352 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,919 we could sort this whole mombie mess. 353 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,879 - Oh, well, 354 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,599 let's give it a bash, then. 355 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,839 (STRUMS, RAPS GUITAR) A-tahi, rua, a-tahi, rua, toru, wha. 356 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,519 - ALL SING: # Pa mai 357 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,079 # to reo aroha... 358 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,879 - Ki te aha! - # ...ki te pa 359 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:24,679 # o Rotorua. (ELECTRONIC CROWING) - E nga iwi! 360 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:28,480 - # E nga iwi o Aotearoa... 361 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,000 - Haere mai! - # ...haere mai. 362 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,239 # Haere mai. # 363 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,319 - (PLAYS FINAL CHORDS) - # Haere m... # 364 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,320 - Warren! Lucy! 365 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,680 - Wazza! Ugh, I haven't seen you for ages. 366 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,560 (GRUNTS) How are ya, bro? (SQUELCHING) 367 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,599 - Oh, kei te pai, bro. Yeah. Mm-hm. 368 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,959 - (LAUGHS) Ooh. (SQUELCHING) 369 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,959 Why am I so sloshy? (LIQUID GURGLES) 370 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,440 - What is that smell? And where the hell have you two been? 371 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,559 - I'll explain later. Right now, it's time for 'Maori-oke'. 372 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:05,559 - You can't do that all by yourself, Dad. - Don't worry. 373 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,720 I'm bringing in the big guns. 374 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,719 (CHEERFUL GUITAR MUSIC) 375 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,679 Hey, kia ora, Auntie. - Oh, Warren! It's been ages. Up to? 376 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,560 - Mwah! Hey, is that us, Auntie? Waiata's on? 377 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,279 - Waiata's on. - Ka pai. The boys home? - Boys home. 378 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,280 Boys ? maranga mai! 379 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,320 (CHEERFUL GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS) 380 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,720 - # Te iwi e. - # Te iwi e. 381 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,400 - # Te iwi e. 382 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:37,999 - E karanga! - ALL: # E karanga, e te iwi e. 383 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,599 - # Kua eke mai nei. - # Kua eke mai nei. 384 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,720 # Ki runga te marae e. 385 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,799 - # Mauria mai ra. 386 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:51,599 - # Mauria mai ra, e nga mate o te motu e? # 387 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,360 - RUMBLES: Kati te waiata kino rawa atu! 388 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:59,679 I am Hangarau Tiketike, the Maori god of technology. 389 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,319 And in my realm, 390 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,519 there will be no singing. 391 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,239 - Oh my God! 392 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,959 I was right. I was right about it being a Maori god! 393 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,559 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Taihoa. 394 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,959 There's no such thing as the Maori god of technology. 395 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,399 - There is now. 396 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,199 I was once the god of horticulture. 397 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:21,799 But you stupid mortals had no respect for my realm, so I... 398 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:25,599 decided to change. - Ah, you were Haumia Tiketike. 399 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:29,279 - Don't even say that name. My name is Hangarau? 400 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,319 - Hey, why did you enslave everybody? Not cool, bro! 401 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,320 - I can do what I like. 402 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,880 Now you will suffer my wrath! - Oh yeah? 403 00:17:37,881 --> 00:17:40,959 Looks like we'll have to settle this the old-school way. 404 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,239 Ah, taringa whakarongo! - (EXCLAIMS) 405 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,559 - Kia rite! Kia mau. 406 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,519 - ALL: Hi! 407 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:51,279 - OK, OK, whoa! No need for a full-on haka, bro. 408 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,239 Just, uh... give me a second. 409 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,240 (REVERSE SIGNAL BEEPS) 410 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,519 BOOMS: Hi! 411 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,520 Hi, aue! 412 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,960 - Please be aliens. Please be aliens! Please. (MUTTERS) 413 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,040 (MOMENTOUS SYNTH MUSIC) 414 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,959 - HIGH-PITCHED: Kia ora, bro. 415 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,960 - Ah. - Uh, kia ora. 416 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,919 So, you're not even a atua at all, are you? 417 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,159 - Nah. Nah, nah, nah. - Cool, cool, cool. 418 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,039 So what's with the gigantic floating head? 419 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,679 - Oh, you know, I kind of just, uh... 420 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,639 kind of just got bored one day. 421 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,279 You know, I didn't know everyone was gonna get addicted to my game, so? 422 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,919 - Your game? - Yeah. 423 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,920 Whani Farm. I made it. 424 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,959 You know, I used to study horticulture, 425 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,359 but, uh, you know, turns out the pollen from the grass 426 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,039 would give me a rash on my... - Ew. 427 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,439 - So, uh, I switched over to computer studies. 428 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,879 You know, made a game, and, you know, next thing, 429 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,439 I'm like a billionaire, 430 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,839 and nek minnit everyone's getting addicted to my game 431 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,199 and turning into these? these zombies. 432 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,399 I didn't know how to fix it, so I kind of just, um? 433 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,399 - ...built a giant head and flew around in it, 434 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,719 pretending to be an atua? - Yeah. Yeah, pretty much, eh! 435 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,119 Yeah, you know, us billionaires are always doing some crazy shiz. 436 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:10,679 - You have to make this right. - Hey, OK, chill, chill, sis. 437 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,279 Now that I know that your song's the answer, 438 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,119 all I got to do is connect to every phone in the world 439 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,639 and broadcast it. (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 440 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,119 Sweet as. You're up. - (CLEARS THROAT) OK. 441 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:22,079 Me waiata tahi tatou. (PLAYS CHEERFUL GUITAR MELODY) 442 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,799 - # E nga iwi, kia tapatahi. 443 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,799 # Kia kotahi ra ? 444 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,719 # tatou, tatou e. 445 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,439 - Tutira! - ALL: # Tutira mai nga iwi ? 446 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,639 - Ooh! (EXCLAIMS) - # tatou, tatou e. 447 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:39,679 - Karanga ti taha! - # Tutira mai nga iwi ? 448 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,519 - Aue! - # tatou, tatou e. 449 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:47,399 # Whaia te maramatanga 450 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,679 # me te aroha... # ...e nga iwi. 451 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,119 # Kia tapatahi. Kia kotahi ra... # 452 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,320 - Chur, my bro. (CHORTLES) 453 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:59,639 - Kumara fries. Reka, bro. - Enjoy that, my bro. 454 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,279 Mate. 455 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,560 Oh, hey, Phil. You all good? 456 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,399 - Hey, uh... thought I'd come and check on everyone. 457 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,239 There's, uh... been some weird goings-on since the wake-up, eh. 458 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,399 - Like what? 459 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,199 - (EXHALES HEAVILY) Anyone else got a real burny mouth? 460 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,959 Like, super burny. Feels like mine's on fire. 461 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,999 I've got, like, sore guts. 462 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,919 It's coming out of me like iced tea, man. My bottom's red-raw. 463 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,159 Pulled my cheeks apart in the mirror ? 464 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,319 looked like a sliced capsicum. 465 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:31,000 24-7, I'm paintballing my shorts. My lips are like this. 466 00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,639 - Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) You wanna join us for a feed, Phil? 467 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,399 There's plenty of kai to go round. - Oh, thanks, man. That's... 468 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:40,799 That's kind of you, so... Oh, I see you've gone with the standard bacon. 469 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:44,119 I myself usually get the, uh, honey-cured bacon. It's, uh... 470 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,719 'Scuse. 471 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,399 It's a little bit more expensive, but, um... 472 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,119 - Yeah. All good. All good. - Yeah, I just say to myself, 473 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,520 'Oh, you're worth it, Phil.' 474 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,159 - How about some sauce with that, Phil? 475 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,560 - Oh. - Yep. OK. 476 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:03,120 Well, I guess all's well that ends well, eh, babe? 477 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,119 - Uh, Warren... 478 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:09,079 uh, there's something I need to talk to you about. 479 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,279 - Oh, OK. 480 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,559 - Uh, actually, that, um... 481 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:16,120 something we need to talk to you about. 482 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,400 (TENDER SYNTH MUSIC) 483 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:19,999 - Oh. 484 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,559 Oh. Oh wow, you don't muck around, do you, Muzz? 485 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,439 - Well, we waited officially 486 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,719 till you were declared dead before we got married. 487 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,159 - Out of? Out of respect. 488 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,279 - I guess I should have seen the signs, eh? 489 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,240 (TENDER SYNTH SAXOPHONE MUSIC) 490 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,679 Congratulations to you both. 491 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,999 I'm glad you found happiness in each other. 492 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,879 - Really? - Yeah. 493 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:44,799 Eh, Luce? 494 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,400 - Yeah. Congratulations, Mum. 495 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,639 And you too, Uncle Murray. - Oh, Dad number two. 496 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,199 - Yeah, that's not happening. 497 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,280 - Dad Two? - Don't push it. 498 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,800 (DRAMATIC SYNTH MUSIC) 499 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:05,800 - Hey, uh, we're just gonna go grab something from the tool shed. 500 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,880 Love youse. 501 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,879 - (EXHALES DEEPLY) - Dad number two? 502 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,360 - Oh, I know, it just came to me. 503 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,480 (WEIRD, PULSATING HUM) 504 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,719 (CUTLERY CLINKS) 505 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,599 (FAINT CHUCKLING) 506 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,600 (EXHALES) 507 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,359 - I know I should be hoha, but I'm... 508 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,439 I'm just happy they're happy. You know? 509 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:33,440 - You're not angry because that isn't your Hine. 510 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,239 - Do you think my Hinemoa will wait for me? 511 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,240 - Yeah. She's waiting. 512 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,440 Cos the best duets always need both voices. 513 00:22:44,441 --> 00:22:48,919 - MIMICS RADIO ANNOUNCER: Coming up next on the Cheesy Cheese Channel ? 514 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,799 The Best Duets Always Need Both Voices. 515 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,880 - Shut up! Let's go. - Ooh. 516 00:22:52,881 --> 00:22:55,519 Were you actually being serious? - Yeah, no. 517 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,119 - Aww. Did I ruin an emotional moment for you? 518 00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,759 - You know what ? I don't wanna say something nice to you any more. 519 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,719 - Aww. 520 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,199 # The best duets always need both voices. # 521 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,200 (PULSATING HUM) 522 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,640 (BOTH GRUNT) 523 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,359 - Oh, great (!) This definitely isn't home. 524 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,519 - And these definitely aren't our clothes. 525 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,039 - We've been undressed and re-dressed without our consent. 526 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,079 Ew. How is that even possible? 527 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,199 - Different undies. These ones have got an action gusset. 528 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,839 - Dad, I don't think testing out your undies is the reason the vortex brought us here. 529 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:31,040 (SCREAMING, LIGHTNING CRACKS, THUNDER RUMBLES) 530 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,999 Oh. It's Mrs Schrodinger! 531 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,479 - Why does she keep dying? This is, like, the fifth time. 532 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,799 - We've landed in some corny murder-mystery cosplay. 533 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,279 - Oh, Inspector, thank God you're here. What's happened? 534 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:48,480 - Dad. I think the vortex wants us to solve a murder. 535 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,279 The vortex won't let us leave until we find who the real killer is. 536 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,919 - Chief Inspector Doyle, Scotland Yard. 537 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,439 - You're my boss? 538 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:01,119 - The murderer has to be someone in this room. 539 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,089 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2025. 540 00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:06,640 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41080

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