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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:18,068 --> 00:00:19,136 Come on. 2 00:00:19,137 --> 00:00:20,655 You guys are so dramatic. 3 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:33,517 I heard you were sneaking around our gate. 4 00:00:33,793 --> 00:00:35,241 Trying to find a way out, eh? 5 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,274 Cute. 6 00:00:38,586 --> 00:00:39,723 Grab a seat. 7 00:00:39,724 --> 00:00:41,103 I insist. 8 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:44,620 Okay. 9 00:00:46,758 --> 00:00:48,102 You know, 10 00:00:48,103 --> 00:00:50,654 this gun was handcrafted 11 00:00:50,655 --> 00:00:53,758 in 1862 during the American Civil War, 12 00:00:54,068 --> 00:00:57,240 designed specifically for dueling, 13 00:00:57,241 --> 00:00:59,344 when things get up close and personal, 14 00:00:59,689 --> 00:01:01,688 when you're at war with your neighbor. 15 00:01:01,689 --> 00:01:04,481 Hmm, the bullets are tiny. Don't do shit. 16 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:06,206 I could say the same about you. 17 00:01:07,344 --> 00:01:10,309 And I'm surprised you'd leave us. 18 00:01:10,310 --> 00:01:11,654 I thought for sure you'd want to watch 19 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:12,793 your friends in the final round. 20 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:15,310 Those losers aren't my friends. 21 00:01:15,517 --> 00:01:18,136 Fuck them, and fuck you, you weirdo. 22 00:01:18,137 --> 00:01:19,309 I just want to get out of here. 23 00:01:19,310 --> 00:01:21,413 You are delightful. 24 00:01:21,965 --> 00:01:25,827 And I would wish you bon voyage, 25 00:01:26,172 --> 00:01:30,862 but you got a peek at something you shouldn't have. 26 00:01:31,862 --> 00:01:33,861 I didn't see anything. 27 00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:36,516 Good. There was nothing to see. 28 00:01:36,517 --> 00:01:38,171 Maybe that's why I didn't see it. 29 00:01:38,172 --> 00:01:39,827 - See what? - Exactly. 30 00:01:43,827 --> 00:01:45,171 Oh, and if it's all the same, 31 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:47,862 I'd like to have you as my guest for the final round. 32 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,413 Just to be safe. 33 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,896 It'd be my fucking pleasure. 34 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:58,827 Wunderbar. 35 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:03,895 Rise and shine. 36 00:02:03,896 --> 00:02:06,034 The final round of the tournament is here. 37 00:02:06,379 --> 00:02:09,274 In honor of your last morning as my guests, 38 00:02:09,275 --> 00:02:11,068 I've arranged a special treat. 39 00:02:12,793 --> 00:02:14,550 Who loves breakfast? 40 00:02:18,241 --> 00:02:19,447 All righty. 41 00:02:19,448 --> 00:02:21,067 Let's do bacon and cheddar on the first one. 42 00:02:21,068 --> 00:02:23,861 On the second one, let's go a little more intercontinental. 43 00:02:23,862 --> 00:02:26,654 Let's do mushies, feta, oh, and is that pesto? 44 00:02:26,655 --> 00:02:28,240 Oh, yeah, let's do that. 45 00:02:28,241 --> 00:02:30,412 - And for you? - Cheese. 46 00:02:30,413 --> 00:02:32,757 Not so much to say 47 00:02:32,758 --> 00:02:34,412 now that all your little buddies are gone, huh? 48 00:02:34,413 --> 00:02:36,413 I can make new buddies. 49 00:02:36,862 --> 00:02:39,413 But you only had one, and now it's gone. 50 00:02:41,896 --> 00:02:44,033 Harold would want me to kill you, 51 00:02:44,034 --> 00:02:46,275 and I will in his honor. 52 00:02:48,551 --> 00:02:50,517 God, you're a fool. 53 00:02:51,586 --> 00:02:53,033 You've had it in for me 54 00:02:53,034 --> 00:02:54,516 ever since I came to Blackfield. 55 00:02:54,517 --> 00:02:56,688 Blackfield was my asylum. 56 00:02:56,689 --> 00:02:58,378 I was the most popular murderer. 57 00:02:58,379 --> 00:02:59,516 And then you show up 58 00:02:59,517 --> 00:03:01,481 like king shit of fuck mountain. 59 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:03,724 Nobody steals my spotlight. 60 00:03:04,137 --> 00:03:06,274 Oh, I'm going to be stealing a lot more than that 61 00:03:06,275 --> 00:03:08,171 when this is all said and done. 62 00:03:08,172 --> 00:03:11,137 It's gonna be a pleasure to finally put you in the ground. 63 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,999 Yeah, I bet you think you're going to suck me inside of you. 64 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,274 And I'm telling you right now, it ain't happening. 65 00:03:16,275 --> 00:03:18,757 I don't want you inside of me. I want you dead! 66 00:03:18,758 --> 00:03:20,654 Your omelet, sir. 67 00:03:20,655 --> 00:03:22,689 Ooh, is that a salsa bar? 68 00:03:23,724 --> 00:03:26,930 Me llamo hungry. Olé! 69 00:03:38,310 --> 00:03:40,067 Are people aware of how much better 70 00:03:40,068 --> 00:03:41,481 sex in a bed is? 71 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:43,619 We... Should we tell them? 72 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:46,034 All I know is you couldn't hit that angle in Roadkill. 73 00:03:50,758 --> 00:03:52,689 Oh, man. 74 00:03:59,586 --> 00:04:01,000 Hey, where are you going? 75 00:04:02,655 --> 00:04:04,550 Come back. For all we know, 76 00:04:04,551 --> 00:04:06,343 the tournament could start tomorrow. 77 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:07,895 You should try and relax. 78 00:04:07,896 --> 00:04:10,000 I just need to be ready. 79 00:04:12,206 --> 00:04:13,965 I feel like I'm standing at the edge of a cliff. 80 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,689 Yeah, my stomach is all twisted too. 81 00:04:20,965 --> 00:04:22,688 Look, if you're worried we're not going to win... 82 00:04:22,689 --> 00:04:24,068 It's not that. 83 00:04:24,896 --> 00:04:27,379 I'm worried what it'll take to win. 84 00:04:28,241 --> 00:04:30,896 We knew Calypso wasn't going to make it easy on us. 85 00:04:31,931 --> 00:04:33,999 That's what makes your wish... 86 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,413 Our wish worth it. 87 00:04:38,827 --> 00:04:40,205 But if we both make it through this... 88 00:04:40,206 --> 00:04:42,517 John, if we both make it, 89 00:04:43,344 --> 00:04:46,826 that means we each got to get through Raven 90 00:04:46,827 --> 00:04:48,517 and Sweet Tooth and Grimm. 91 00:04:48,896 --> 00:04:51,103 - I know it sounds impossible. - That's putting it lightly. 92 00:04:51,379 --> 00:04:54,172 - The odds are against us. - Fuck the odds. 93 00:04:54,931 --> 00:04:57,862 We keep fighting until we don't have to anymore. 94 00:05:00,068 --> 00:05:01,758 That's all we can do. 95 00:05:02,413 --> 00:05:04,516 All right? 96 00:05:04,517 --> 00:05:05,620 We keep fighting. 97 00:05:07,551 --> 00:05:10,758 Hmm, I notice you didn't mention Mike or Stu. 98 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,895 Oh, yeah. Maybe we can win. 99 00:05:38,758 --> 00:05:40,620 We're almost at the finish line. 100 00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:58,965 This is it. 101 00:05:59,586 --> 00:06:01,206 It's all I got left of Dave. 102 00:06:08,689 --> 00:06:10,343 He was simple, 103 00:06:10,344 --> 00:06:13,517 but also complex, you know? 104 00:06:14,862 --> 00:06:17,827 Anyway, may his soul rest as he lived, 105 00:06:18,689 --> 00:06:20,206 chill as hell. 106 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:26,033 - Are you sure? - Yes. 107 00:06:26,034 --> 00:06:27,310 It's the only way 108 00:06:28,172 --> 00:06:29,620 You do it. 109 00:06:30,068 --> 00:06:31,586 I'm not strong enough. 110 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:37,724 It's done now. 111 00:06:49,862 --> 00:06:52,724 I know Dave was an eater of man. 112 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:55,241 He probably would have eaten my ass, too. 113 00:06:57,413 --> 00:07:00,482 When I was alone out there, man, he... 114 00:07:01,413 --> 00:07:03,067 he had my back. 115 00:07:03,068 --> 00:07:05,103 I should have come back for you. 116 00:07:05,965 --> 00:07:07,586 I was a coward. 117 00:07:08,241 --> 00:07:10,067 My best friend was probably murdered, 118 00:07:10,068 --> 00:07:11,689 and I just sat there and let it happen. 119 00:07:14,586 --> 00:07:15,965 Never again, dude. 120 00:07:17,448 --> 00:07:19,826 I'd fucking die for you, Mike. 121 00:07:19,827 --> 00:07:21,172 I won't lose you again. 122 00:07:23,172 --> 00:07:24,724 We ain't dying today. 123 00:07:25,206 --> 00:07:26,861 We're gonna go get that wish. 124 00:07:26,862 --> 00:07:28,103 Hell yeah we are. 125 00:07:30,931 --> 00:07:32,205 - Fuck you! - Bring it here, man. 126 00:07:35,793 --> 00:07:37,240 - Sorry. - It's okay. 127 00:07:37,241 --> 00:07:39,067 - I love you, bro. - I love you too. 128 00:07:39,068 --> 00:07:41,205 We need to let May down easy. 129 00:07:41,206 --> 00:07:42,757 She assumes she's coming with us. 130 00:07:42,758 --> 00:07:44,757 Right. That's why I'm saying if you break it to her easy, 131 00:07:44,758 --> 00:07:46,205 she might be more chill. 132 00:07:46,206 --> 00:07:48,757 Okay. She won't, but you'll listen to you. 133 00:07:48,758 --> 00:07:50,136 - She looks up to you. - Yes, I know. 134 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,447 That's because I'm the cool friend. 135 00:07:51,448 --> 00:07:53,274 You're more of, like, an authority figure, 136 00:07:53,275 --> 00:07:54,447 like a dad. 137 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:57,274 I do not give off dad vibes. 138 00:07:57,275 --> 00:07:59,585 Says the man who grunts when he stands up. 139 00:07:59,586 --> 00:08:01,481 Oh, my back, my back. 140 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:04,482 Okay, all right, Rochambeau for it. Ready? 141 00:08:08,206 --> 00:08:09,447 What the hell is that? 142 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:10,654 It's a gun. 143 00:08:10,655 --> 00:08:12,655 Gun beats tire. Tire beats road. 144 00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:15,172 No, that's not how you play. 145 00:08:15,517 --> 00:08:19,034 Also, rock crushes gun. I win! 146 00:08:19,379 --> 00:08:21,137 Damn it, I never thought about a rock. 147 00:08:25,517 --> 00:08:26,826 Mayhem? 148 00:08:26,827 --> 00:08:28,171 Where the hell is she? 149 00:08:28,172 --> 00:08:29,172 Hey! 150 00:08:49,103 --> 00:08:50,171 Stu? 151 00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:52,758 I'm okay. I'm fine. 152 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:54,827 Thanks for the hand, dude. 153 00:08:57,034 --> 00:08:59,619 So, does anybody else have a bag on their head? 154 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:00,862 Drivers! 155 00:09:02,724 --> 00:09:04,793 Reveal yourselves! 156 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:25,723 Welcome to the final round! 157 00:09:36,448 --> 00:09:37,757 My friends, 158 00:09:37,758 --> 00:09:39,999 insiders and outsiders alike, 159 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,447 you have watched these six drivers compete 160 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,619 round after round, 161 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,964 destroying anyone and everyone 162 00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:48,275 who stands in their way. 163 00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:54,274 Wait! 164 00:09:54,275 --> 00:09:56,309 They've been watching us the entire time? 165 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:59,619 Come on, Stubert, Let's scoot out of here-aah! 166 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,274 Listen to them! They love me! 167 00:10:02,275 --> 00:10:03,619 Yes! 168 00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:07,931 Fuckin' sheep. 169 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,964 I've never seen this many people in one place before. 170 00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:12,999 I know. It's so many. 171 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,033 And half of them hate us. 172 00:10:16,034 --> 00:10:17,240 Oh, shit. There's Mayhem. 173 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,930 She's got good seats. 174 00:10:18,931 --> 00:10:20,448 You think she's okay? 175 00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:23,689 Hmm, she seems fine. 176 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:24,999 It's better up there with him 177 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,136 than she would be down here with us. 178 00:10:27,137 --> 00:10:32,413 Today, insiders and outsiders 179 00:10:32,896 --> 00:10:36,172 join each other in celebration. 180 00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:40,412 And is there a day more appropriate for unity 181 00:10:40,413 --> 00:10:42,172 than Christmas? 182 00:10:45,275 --> 00:10:47,654 This time of year was always about hope. 183 00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:50,481 And my drivers have shown you 184 00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:52,551 that if you work hard enough 185 00:10:53,034 --> 00:10:55,447 and pull yourself up by your hubcaps, 186 00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:58,412 you too can achieve miracles. 187 00:10:58,413 --> 00:11:01,826 You can have your greatest wish granted. 188 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,688 I think I'm missing something here, Stu. 189 00:11:03,689 --> 00:11:05,826 What's with all the wish talk? 190 00:11:05,827 --> 00:11:07,585 It's the entire reason we're here. 191 00:11:07,586 --> 00:11:08,793 First I'm hearing of it. 192 00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:10,895 Dude, we talked about the wish 193 00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:12,205 in the weird well room place. 194 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,378 You wanted to keep the coin. 195 00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:14,550 I thought he was joshing. 196 00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:16,481 Joshing? Why would he be joshing? 197 00:11:16,482 --> 00:11:18,792 I don't know, I mean, he seems like a josher, 198 00:11:18,793 --> 00:11:20,378 you know, sneaky, the kind of guy 199 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:21,826 who'd make you throw away a perfectly good coin 200 00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:23,378 in some dirty water 201 00:11:23,379 --> 00:11:24,516 and then laugh about it with his friends afterwards. 202 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,171 I'm no asshole, Stu. 203 00:11:26,172 --> 00:11:27,550 But you are a moron. 204 00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:30,999 I wish for all the walls to come down. 205 00:11:36,379 --> 00:11:37,861 Fuck the outsiders! 206 00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:41,550 Get outta here! 207 00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:43,793 To win your wish, 208 00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:48,172 you simply must be the last contestant driving. 209 00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:53,172 This day shall henceforth be known 210 00:11:54,137 --> 00:11:56,654 as a new holiday, 211 00:11:56,655 --> 00:12:00,654 the day of Twisted Metal. 212 00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:13,482 Drivers, on your marks. 213 00:12:15,758 --> 00:12:17,412 - How's your leg? - Not good. 214 00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:18,620 Fuck. 215 00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:37,724 ♪ I'm not alone 'Cause the TV's on yeah ♪ 216 00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:41,619 Hey, hey, Stu! What are you doing? 217 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,931 - Sorry, force of habit. - Get in! 218 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,619 ♪ Every day 219 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:47,895 ♪ And rest Clean your conscience ♪ 220 00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:49,309 ♪ Clear your thoughts With Speyside ♪ 221 00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:51,895 ♪ With your grain 222 00:12:53,068 --> 00:12:54,378 ♪ Clear your conscience 223 00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:56,412 ♪ Clear your thoughts With Speyside ♪ 224 00:12:56,413 --> 00:12:57,862 Which one of you motherfuckers is first? 225 00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:01,793 Whoo! This is feeling right, baby! 226 00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:03,516 Aah! 227 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:06,309 Shit! 228 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:07,482 Dude, are you good? 229 00:13:07,827 --> 00:13:09,136 Look, I can't do it, man. You're gonna have to drive too. 230 00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:10,551 With what? Calypso kabobbed my thigh! 231 00:13:10,931 --> 00:13:12,481 You're gonna have to steer with me. 232 00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:14,136 - I'll take the pedals. - Are you fucking kidding me? 233 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,343 Shit! 234 00:13:18,344 --> 00:13:19,619 Farewell, my son. 235 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:20,999 Brake left! Brake left! 236 00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:26,310 Fuck! Aah! 237 00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:28,481 Turn, same time. 238 00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:30,826 Yeah! Yeah! 239 00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:32,379 - There we go! - There we go! 240 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,310 That's it, Stu! That's my guy, Stu! 241 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,136 Later, dicks. 242 00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:43,481 All right, put on the speed a bit! 243 00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:45,171 Whoa! 244 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,447 Oh, shit, is that John? 245 00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:48,481 Yeah. Somebody's gotta win, right? 246 00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,619 - Yeah! - Here comes Hammerhead! 247 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:54,033 You're not my guy, Stu! Fuck you! 248 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,758 Hey, it looks like Mike and Stu aren't playing around. 249 00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:59,172 I might be in trouble out here. 250 00:13:59,551 --> 00:14:00,861 John, I'd love to save your ass, 251 00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:02,517 but I got a clown crawling up mine. 252 00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:08,000 Oh, looks like your friends are already on the ropes. 253 00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:09,448 I don't have any friends. 254 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:11,757 Interesting. 255 00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:15,103 And here I thought these two were making you soft. 256 00:14:15,413 --> 00:14:18,689 I've always said that family, friends, 257 00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:20,379 they make you weak. 258 00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:22,619 Strength... 259 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,137 ...comes from standing on your own. 260 00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:29,137 I see that strength in you. 261 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:33,827 Can I interest you in some elk cheese? 262 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,102 It's delightfully gamy. 263 00:15:01,172 --> 00:15:02,757 I always liked you, Quiet. 264 00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:03,964 Gosh, not too long ago, 265 00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:06,136 you were a little fishy in my tank. 266 00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:07,274 I'm glad you got out, 267 00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:09,723 'cause chasing you down is way more fun. 268 00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:11,895 How is he so goddamn fast? 269 00:15:13,931 --> 00:15:15,964 Oh, there you are. 270 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:18,102 Kill you later, Quiet. 271 00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:19,412 You're mine! 272 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,068 John, bring 'em to me. 273 00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:27,620 Don't slow down. 274 00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:45,724 - This is it! - Sorry, John. 275 00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:49,379 Oh, sorry, Stu. 276 00:15:49,655 --> 00:15:52,378 Oh... turn! Turn! 277 00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:53,619 No! Fuck! 278 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,274 Mike! Mike! 279 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:02,343 Kill 'em, yeah! 280 00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:10,688 One car down, 281 00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:12,826 and five to go. 282 00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:20,481 Where are you going, Grimm? 283 00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:24,413 Oh, what have we here? 284 00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:27,688 Grimm's my main course, 285 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:30,862 but your nasty little ass can be my appetizer. 286 00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,205 The clown's trying to fuck me? 287 00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:36,861 Good thing I brought protection. 288 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,999 Here comes the pain! 289 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,343 A shield? That's not the spirit of the game. 290 00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:50,448 Fucking cheater! 291 00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:52,826 Kiss me, and I'll kiss you back. 292 00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:07,964 Let's go! Let's go! 293 00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:13,447 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 294 00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:14,724 What is she doing? 295 00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:18,378 Honestly, it's pretty badass. 296 00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:20,619 Cheat codes? Pathetic! 297 00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:24,240 Who wants it next? 298 00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:26,275 I want carnage, not trickery. 299 00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:37,965 Fuck! 300 00:17:41,931 --> 00:17:43,102 Fuck a force field. 301 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,758 All I need is force! 302 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,862 There, balance restored. 303 00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:51,586 Are you enjoying the show? 304 00:17:56,862 --> 00:17:58,102 Come on, John. 305 00:17:58,103 --> 00:17:59,102 Come on, Quiet. 306 00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:06,240 Hey, could you help me get them off my ass, please? 307 00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:07,343 On it! 308 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:18,136 All right, Raven, now it's just you and me. 309 00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:24,136 I had you all set up to win, 310 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,102 but you threw it all away for the nookie! 311 00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:27,551 Oh, shit! 312 00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:12,757 Now I'm glad you didn't drive for me. 313 00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:13,895 You suck at this. 314 00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:15,241 Hey, Raven... 315 00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:17,723 ...get fucked! 316 00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:30,551 Kiss my ass, Raven! 317 00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:54,103 May I have this dance? 318 00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:34,309 Okay, dummy, you go left, I go right. 319 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,344 I mean, mix it up a little. 320 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,999 Raven's out! We're almost there. 321 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,171 I'm trying to line up Grimm, but he's squirrelly. 322 00:20:45,448 --> 00:20:47,447 Hey, that kill is mine! 323 00:20:47,448 --> 00:20:49,344 Does dibs mean nothing to you people? 324 00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:56,103 Wait, does your Roadkill have the red lever? 325 00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:01,206 Fuck, yeah, it does. Line 'em up. 326 00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:05,379 Ooh, predictable. 327 00:21:07,931 --> 00:21:09,068 Ready. 328 00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:11,688 Now! 329 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:15,585 Bye-bye! 330 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,378 Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. 331 00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:35,412 Time to settle this, Grimm, 332 00:21:35,413 --> 00:21:38,448 once and for all. 333 00:21:56,310 --> 00:22:00,344 Yes, Grimm! 334 00:22:00,793 --> 00:22:05,240 Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! 335 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,964 No! 336 00:22:06,965 --> 00:22:08,654 This is my show! 337 00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:15,136 It's just hands and noses now. 338 00:22:16,413 --> 00:22:18,550 Hey! Hey! 339 00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:19,724 This doesn't concern you. 340 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:29,102 You can kill me, but at the end of the day, 341 00:22:29,103 --> 00:22:31,516 you'll still be a sad, pathetic clown, 342 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,171 Marcus! 343 00:22:35,931 --> 00:22:38,102 But everyone will know my name. 344 00:22:38,103 --> 00:22:41,275 Sweet Tooth! 345 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,619 Bullseye. 346 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,585 Booyah! 347 00:22:53,965 --> 00:22:55,619 I would like to see that on the replay. 348 00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:57,620 Oh, wait, I can. 349 00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:03,068 Oh, yes! 350 00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:09,827 Now time for the real fun to begin. 351 00:23:12,551 --> 00:23:14,516 We're close to the end, folks. 352 00:23:14,517 --> 00:23:15,999 But I have a feeling some of you out there 353 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,585 would love a little twist. 354 00:23:23,241 --> 00:23:25,205 What's a final round 355 00:23:25,206 --> 00:23:28,688 without a final boss? 356 00:23:52,896 --> 00:23:56,000 Please welcome to the game... 357 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,205 ...Minion! 358 00:24:34,793 --> 00:24:36,413 It's wonderful, isn't it? 359 00:24:36,724 --> 00:24:38,240 I mean, yes, you could have warned them, 360 00:24:38,241 --> 00:24:39,585 but it's better this way. 361 00:24:39,586 --> 00:24:41,240 They'll never hold you back again. 362 00:24:56,275 --> 00:24:57,758 What the hell is that thing? 363 00:24:58,827 --> 00:25:01,171 A robot or a monster. 364 00:25:01,172 --> 00:25:02,964 A robot monster? 365 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,619 Okay, tough guy, game on. 366 00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:08,999 Here we go. 367 00:25:24,379 --> 00:25:26,171 Ah, goddammit! 368 00:25:30,344 --> 00:25:32,896 Well, guess we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way. 369 00:25:42,827 --> 00:25:44,448 Shit, this motherfucker's fast. 370 00:25:50,965 --> 00:25:52,517 I'd like to go to your gym. 371 00:26:15,862 --> 00:26:17,137 This is bad. 372 00:26:38,206 --> 00:26:40,103 That all you got? 373 00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:46,896 Ooh! 374 00:26:47,551 --> 00:26:49,102 Sad clown. 375 00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:08,274 Move! Move! 376 00:27:15,793 --> 00:27:17,137 Holy fuck! 377 00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:21,447 What do you want to do about this whole final boss situation? 378 00:27:21,448 --> 00:27:23,688 I have no idea, but I'm starting to think 379 00:27:23,689 --> 00:27:26,343 Calypso might not want anybody to win this tournament. 380 00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:28,240 Why go through all this trouble? 381 00:27:28,241 --> 00:27:29,792 Question for another day. 382 00:27:29,793 --> 00:27:31,379 Right now I'm wondering how to beat this son of a bitch. 383 00:27:33,965 --> 00:27:35,000 Oh, shit! 384 00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:38,689 Whoa! 385 00:27:54,344 --> 00:27:55,586 Shit-face, you missed! 386 00:28:10,448 --> 00:28:11,655 Ooh! 387 00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:20,412 Hey, John. Remind me, 388 00:28:20,413 --> 00:28:22,274 how is Roadkill's turning radius? 389 00:28:23,655 --> 00:28:25,309 Fucking awesome! 390 00:28:27,689 --> 00:28:29,343 Let's show this big red motherfucker 391 00:28:29,344 --> 00:28:30,516 what Roadkill is made of. 392 00:28:30,517 --> 00:28:32,000 You got it. Locking on. 393 00:28:41,655 --> 00:28:42,826 I found a weak spot on its back! 394 00:28:42,827 --> 00:28:45,205 Okay, I take left, You take right. 395 00:28:45,206 --> 00:28:46,654 We'll outflank him together. 396 00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:48,481 Wouldn't want it any other way. 397 00:28:52,896 --> 00:28:54,241 Shit. 398 00:28:55,206 --> 00:28:56,379 Game over. 399 00:29:05,724 --> 00:29:07,309 Oh, god. 400 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:08,516 Quiet! 401 00:29:17,137 --> 00:29:18,378 John! 402 00:29:18,379 --> 00:29:21,447 Oh! 403 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,861 Oh, looks like we may have a winner. 404 00:30:02,758 --> 00:30:04,862 Double elimination! 405 00:30:11,689 --> 00:30:12,724 John! 406 00:30:16,551 --> 00:30:20,274 John! John... 407 00:30:20,275 --> 00:30:22,551 John, come on, damn it, wake up! 408 00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:24,827 Wake up, please! 409 00:30:25,551 --> 00:30:26,586 John! 410 00:30:30,482 --> 00:30:32,102 John, goddammit, wake up! 411 00:30:34,517 --> 00:30:35,896 John! 412 00:30:51,137 --> 00:30:53,000 Mike? 413 00:30:53,448 --> 00:30:54,862 Mike. 414 00:30:55,586 --> 00:30:57,964 Mike! Wake up, dude! 415 00:30:57,965 --> 00:30:59,034 Mike! 416 00:31:03,620 --> 00:31:05,034 I'm so sorry, man. 417 00:31:07,172 --> 00:31:08,275 You didn't deserve this. 418 00:31:08,724 --> 00:31:11,172 I love you, man. Wake up! 419 00:31:14,379 --> 00:31:16,137 I'll avenge you. 420 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,344 I promise. 421 00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:36,205 All right, you crazy fucks, 422 00:31:36,206 --> 00:31:37,827 it's time to feel the wrath of... 423 00:31:42,689 --> 00:31:44,136 Wait a minute. 424 00:31:44,137 --> 00:31:45,827 Where is everyone? 425 00:31:54,862 --> 00:31:55,896 Wow. 426 00:31:57,379 --> 00:31:59,137 Okay, uh... 427 00:32:00,517 --> 00:32:02,205 ...ladies and gentlemen, 428 00:32:02,206 --> 00:32:04,343 please congratulate the victors, 429 00:32:04,344 --> 00:32:06,412 Mike and Stu! 430 00:32:08,034 --> 00:32:09,481 Oh, wait, Mike's dead. 431 00:32:09,482 --> 00:32:12,448 Uh, just Stu! 432 00:32:12,758 --> 00:32:14,895 - I won? - Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu! 433 00:32:14,896 --> 00:32:17,688 Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu! 434 00:32:17,689 --> 00:32:19,310 Stu! Stu! Stu! 435 00:32:21,344 --> 00:32:22,516 John! 436 00:32:22,517 --> 00:32:24,241 Stu! Stu! Stu! 437 00:32:40,586 --> 00:32:43,723 I will be leaving now, you greasy-haired little bitch. 438 00:32:43,724 --> 00:32:45,655 Well, I tried. 439 00:32:46,034 --> 00:32:47,516 Go on. Go to them. 440 00:32:49,379 --> 00:32:51,034 It's not going to matter soon anyway. 441 00:32:54,379 --> 00:32:55,896 We did it, Mike. 442 00:32:56,448 --> 00:32:58,895 I'm the winner! 443 00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:02,620 Yeah! I'm the winner! 444 00:33:51,862 --> 00:33:53,448 Jesus Christ. 29728

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