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Incredible. I can't believe you live here.

You like?

Yes, everything's so eclectic. The trees.

I'm excited for you to meet my parents.

What do you mean, step -parents?

Um, well, that's all I've ever known them as.

Well, you guys are really close, huh?

Oh, yeah.

What are they like?

Um, well, you'll see.

I have nothing to worry about.

I love you, I swear.

Hey,

Pop. Hey, Mom.

Hi, honey.

So good to see you. So good to see you, too.

Oh, my goodness.

This is Nikki.

Hi, beautiful girl.

How are you doing?

Thank you. I love the dress. Where'd you find it?

I'll have to take you to the store sometime.

That would be great.

She's amazing.

She is. And Nikki, this is my dad.

Hi, it's so nice to meet you.

Wow.

Very nice to meet you.

You really do look a lot like Josh.

Right? They do.

How was traffic?

Oh, it wasn't bad at all. It was smooth drive over here. Oh, good.

The gentleman came to pick me up. Oh, I'm sure he was. He was raised very

What can I say?

So, how about a tour?

I would love a tour.

Show me around.

Okay. Come with me. Come here.

You're a gentleman like your son. Mom, I've missed you. I've missed you too,

Mom.

So that's pretty much it.

I do have one more room for you to save.

I'm excited. I love everything so far. It's my favorite room in the whole

Your favorite? I have to say this. It's my media room.

Isn't it, dear?

Yes, dear. It certainly is.

Josh? Come.

See the media room.

This is definitely the best room in the house.

The main event?

Yeah. Come on. This is my media room.

It's amazing.

100 -inch projection.

Screen drops down right there. Full AC.

Surround system like you wouldn't believe.

The room is amazing.

It's like you're in a movie theater in your house.

That's my favorite room.

The magic happens here. And it's not just a hobby.

Sometimes she thinks it's an obsession.

Just a little bit.

It's not an obsession.

Anyway, let me show you something.

This...

It was given to me by my father.

What am I looking at?

This is the camera.

Like for making movies?

Yeah.

But it's so huge.

It's from a very, very long time ago.

Yeah,

it's just like a little birdie in here. It kind of chisels away at a little

slate.

But basically, like, you know, when you're on the camera, you know, when

filming and stuff and you're on the camera.

It's pretty heavy.

Yeah, I would be scared that I would drop it.

Oh, I mean, it is pretty heavy. Feel it. Feel it heavy. Are you sure?

Yeah, no, absolutely.

Check it out.

Wow.

Okay. This is huge.

Daddy said he might get me one soon.

Honey, you've got to be a very, very good boy before that happens.

You're getting there, son.

Got it, pops.

I would like to...

Show you.

This is my trophy.

This is a trophy room and trophy shelf, I guess. Trophy cave.

So this, I went to a convention years and years ago,

and this is one of my biggest inspirations.

This gentleman named Mac.

Oh, the Mac story.

That really suits you. Like a real cowboy.

Huh? Yeah.

You should try it on.

Me? I don't think that's for me. I think it is.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Go on, try it on.

Does that look right?

How do you like that?

Babe, you look great.

Absolutely stunning.

Oh, yeah.

I remember when you did that to me.

Do you?

I think I should give this back now.

I told you guys, she's the one.

Yes, she is.

Is she a keeper or what?

Awesome. Yeah.

So, this is my...

You made all of these?

Yeah, absolutely all of them.

So here, this is actually a really good one.

Let the good times roll.

Yeah. Fourth of July. Oh, yeah. That was actually a party that we filmed.

Wasn't that a great party, hun?

Yeah, absolutely unforgettable.

Yeah.

Oh.

So this was Satan's little helper. I mean, Santa's little helper. I mean,

depending upon our perspective, I guess, right? With Josh?

Wow.

She's good.

That was the first one I made.

It's not so cute.

This one, huh?

Yeah. Our first time. I knew. Our first time. Yes, it was amazing.

Your first time? Broke me into it.

Yeah.

Our first time.

You'll eventually find out, depending upon how serious you two are.

I mean, you guys are serious, right?

Yeah. No.

You're the one.

Yeah. Getting serious. This is Josh's very first movie.

The ball game?

Yeah.

Okay, I have to see these.

Oh, you will. Show me these and not let me see them.

Are you sure?

You will.

Having a house like this and your perfect family, I don't even know what

like.

I would say that you just might make a really good addition.

You two are really serious now, aren't you?

I hope so.

You know what? Let's have burgers by the pool. How does that sound?

Burgers by the pool?

Absolutely. He's a master at the grill.

Come on. You're going to come with me. I'm going to show you everything about

what we're going to cook up today.

Okay.

It's okay.

Let's go.

Have some fun.

Wow. You're softer.

I can't eat anything else.

Oh, my God. And you would swear that these two are actually related.

No. They're like the same person. They're very similar.

Yeah.

Josh looks up to his stepdad. Josh. Let's go. Okay.

Let's go.

Let's go.

I can really tell he wants to meet both of you proud.

He does. He tries really hard.

Both of you, I think. I just, I don't know. I'm always hearing about what a

close family that you have.

And to finally get to meet you guys and be here at your home, I feel so lucky.

Oh, we were glad to have you.

I love food. He's so great with the grill.

I've got to come back for the next part.

Sure, we'd love to have you.

I hope I'll be back.

Um, yeah, I think so.

I am

tired of

talking about this.

You want to do this, don't you?

Hmm? Yeah.

That's what I thought.

If you know what to do, I'm going to go get ready.

Thanks again for having us.

Oh, yes, yes. You're welcome, sweetie. We're glad to have you.

I'm glad. I was nervous to meet you guys.

Mm -hmm.

Hey. Hi.

So, Dad wants us to meet him in the media room.

The media room? Like, to watch a movie?

Just show us one more thing.

Yeah, it's...

It's something different, but we don't want to keep him waiting. No. We can

home right after.

Come on, game. Let's go.

Okay.

What is he doing with his camera?

It's okay. Just relax.

Just take a seat.

Okay.

What's happening?

I'll explain everything.

Well... It's okay.

Just explain it. What's going on?

You know how, uh...

What's happening?

Just tell her, Josh.

You know how I told you my family makes home movies?

I saw the collection.

Hang on.

Those aren't sex tapes.

Yeah. What?

You want us to have sex in front of your parents?

What he is trying to explain is...

You want

me to have sex with your stepmom?

Look, I made sex tapes before. I sent nudes, but this is really out there.

Well, this is something that Big really

enjoys, and Josh does, too.

It's been in the family for generations, something that's been handed down just

like the camera.

You've done this before?

A lot of times.

Do you remember the DVD that Dick pulled out that was our first time?

Mm -hmm.

That was our first time.

That was my introduction to becoming a family member.

Getting everything that I want.

Beautiful home.

Husband. An amazing son.

You mentioned that you really didn't have a close family.

Okay.

If you do this, we could be that family.

We would be your family.

This is a lot.

You really like Josh, right?

Of course I do.

And you would like to be with Josh?

Yeah. Forever.

Then this is something that you need to do.

Just know, like, this isn't just for me. It's, you know, for us.

All of us.

Everything is...

Wonderful.

You'll enjoy it.

We will give you all sorts of attention and love.

Josh's stepdad will be right there.

And after this, I'll be one of you.

Exactly. And just think about everything you'll have.

The family you've always wanted.

And you will be.

Just like me.

We have a problem?

Josh?

No, Dad.

Great. You taught me everything.

Okay, so you're good?

You in?

I'm in.

Okay, that's awesome.

Just what you wanted. I'm going to make you look so beautiful.

You're going to enjoy this.

Can you trust me, right?

Yes. Okay.

Okay, baby.

Okay,

there's just one little thing left. Do you want me to get on camera, Dad?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, Mickey.

I'm ready.

I want you to look at her.

Go on.

Go ahead. Let's go ahead and look at her.

Okay. Look into her eyes.

Tell me what you feel.

I feel a little nervous.

Don't be. Go ahead. Touch your back.

Okay. Use your hands.

That's it.

Run your fingers through her hair.

Use your other hand to just gently go down her other arm.

Don't you kiss yet.

Go ahead, show them to her.

Go ahead, show them to her.

Make you pay attention. There you go.

How's that make you feel?

Excited.

You're getting this, boy.

Yeah, I am. I got it, Dad.

Just look at that.

Josh, you get this on a close -up. Go on, Dad.

How's your tongue feel? Describe it.

So wet and warm.

Elaborate on that. Keep going.

Making my nipples get hard.

What are you doing back there? Pay attention.

My bad, Dad.

Let's see those squirrel covers.

Thank you.

You're excited, aren't you? I can tell you.

She's sucking right on my clit.

Amazing.

Oh,

what? Her tongue moving so fast.

I like it a lot.

She does.

She's so sweet.

You're going to come, don't you? Come without permission, you understand?

You ask me for permission and you come.

I understand.

Can I take your shoes off?

Sure.

all this, right, Josh?

Yeah.

getting this good shot.

I'm on it, Dad.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good.

Yeah,

yeah,

yeah.

You two gonna fly away?

Huh? You two gonna fly away for me?

Oh, I got a surprise for you.

Here, you do one.

She's got such a cute little kitty. Okay.

There we go.

Don't point it to me.

There you go.

Thank you.

You get on top.

Right here.

Vision.

Come to life now.

Okay? You make me proud.

You don't know what you're missing, son.

I don't?

I

don't

know how I missed this.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, suck on mommy's clit.

Yes, just suck. Yes, yes.

That's a good boy.

Oh, making mommy cry.

What do you want to take, sir? Why don't you take it, sir?

Yes, sir.

There you go.

Now it's not going to hurt.

Just let go.

I want you to come.

Yeah.

All right, honestly.

Yes, my son, make her come, yes.

Yes.

Did you miss mommy?

I miss you so much, mom.

Feel her tongue.

Uh -huh.

Nice warm mouth.

Yeah, director.

Just like that, babe.

Tell me what you want.

Just do it.

Just do it.

Get on your knees, babe.

Should I have it?

Is the camera still on?

Yeah.

Good boy.

I

missed

your mouth. Hey, Mom.

Here,

this looks better for the camera. Let me lay back.

You're supposed to be directing, not me.

Looks like you're going to fit right in with the family.

Is this going to look amazing for the camera?

I think so.

I just want to be the best son ever.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah,

the camera's still on.

We should fuck, Nicky.

Yeah?

Take your position.

I think you'd be getting off to the summer.

I can't believe we're doing this. I can't believe we are either.

You're liking this and everything, right?

Yeah.

I want to fuck you now.

Yeah. Second share.

Yeah.

I'm over here. Oh.

You know I love that.

I do.

It's been a long time, honey.

Does that feel good, mom?

Fuck yes, yes, yes.

Fuck yes, yes, yes. Fuck yes, yes,

yes. Fuck yes, yes, yes.

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yes. Fuck yes,

yes, yes.

Did I really need it?

No, you're so wet. Oh, my God.

This feels so good.

This whole film is going to look perfect.

It is.

It is.

Oh, yes.

A wonderful addition to our home movies.

How much you love?

I want

you on my face

while she rides.

Take your side.

So what?

Right? Just like you did by telling me.

We have a lot more freedom.

Except that's not here.

That's right. You let that animal out.

There you go.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it, my girl.

You're like making yourself

come on again.

Right there, Mom.

Right there.

Swallow a little bit of the camera.

I can't forget the camera.

Yeah, I'm using my pussy.

I love using your pussy, Mom. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

I figured I could kill it.

I'm glad I did.

Now you're finally a part of the family.

Definitely a keeper.