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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,649 --> 00:00:37,084 This song is so good. 2 00:00:37,168 --> 00:00:38,436 I know. 3 00:00:39,535 --> 00:00:41,517 Why is this song so good? 4 00:00:41,601 --> 00:00:43,808 Do you want to duet? 5 00:00:45,639 --> 00:00:47,054 Yeah. 6 00:00:47,804 --> 00:00:52,183 ♪♪ Whenever I call you "friend" ♪ 7 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:55,604 ♪ I begin to think I understand ♪ 8 00:00:55,744 --> 00:00:57,646 ♪ Everything we are ♪ 9 00:00:57,753 --> 00:01:00,489 ♪ You and I have always been ♪ 10 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:03,377 ♪ Ever and ever ♪ 11 00:01:03,638 --> 00:01:07,308 ♪ I see myself within your eyes ♪ 12 00:01:07,392 --> 00:01:08,560 Oh yeah, baby! 13 00:01:08,644 --> 00:01:11,680 ♪ And I know this thing to show me why ♪ 14 00:01:11,764 --> 00:01:15,600 ♪ Anything I do always brings me home to you ♪ 15 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:16,450 High note! 16 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:18,636 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 17 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:23,991 ♪ Now I know my life has given me more than memories ♪ 18 00:01:24,075 --> 00:01:27,712 ♪ Day by day ♪ 19 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,297 ♪ We can see ♪ 20 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:33,564 ♪ In every moment there's a reason to carry on ♪ 21 00:01:33,648 --> 00:01:34,998 Oh, shit! 22 00:01:36,606 --> 00:01:40,677 ♪ Sweet love showing us some heavenly light ♪ 23 00:01:40,761 --> 00:01:44,051 ♪ I've never seen such a beautiful sight ♪ 24 00:01:44,135 --> 00:01:47,905 ♪ Sweet love showing us some heavenly light ♪♪ 25 00:01:50,101 --> 00:01:51,685 You're not feeling it? 26 00:01:51,769 --> 00:01:52,703 No, I was. 27 00:01:52,787 --> 00:01:54,468 Oh, OK. 28 00:01:54,753 --> 00:01:55,622 Guess what? 29 00:01:55,706 --> 00:01:56,387 What? 30 00:01:56,471 --> 00:01:58,473 We're doing pottery lessons Saturday. 31 00:01:58,580 --> 00:02:00,669 Oh, I... I asked you not to do that. 32 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:02,818 I thought you said you wanted to have new experiences. 33 00:02:02,901 --> 00:02:05,252 Yeah, but I meant, like, sexually. 34 00:02:05,505 --> 00:02:08,031 And besides, pottery is not an experience, it's an activity. 35 00:02:08,115 --> 00:02:10,345 Pottery can be sexual. Have you seen the movie Ghost? 36 00:02:10,429 --> 00:02:12,731 I feel like you need more friends to do things with. 37 00:02:12,815 --> 00:02:13,750 I have friends. 38 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:14,880 Who? Besides Paul. 39 00:02:14,974 --> 00:02:16,341 Paul... 40 00:02:18,383 --> 00:02:21,417 You. You're my best friend. 41 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:25,599 Resync By M_I_S Original Sub By ViKramJS www.Opensubtitles.org 42 00:02:25,683 --> 00:02:27,250 You still want to go? 43 00:02:27,334 --> 00:02:29,417 Yeah, it's a beach house. 44 00:02:30,071 --> 00:02:32,069 Are you "shore"? 45 00:02:35,073 --> 00:02:36,908 Yeah. It's on the water. 46 00:02:36,992 --> 00:02:38,661 Oh, "water" relief. 47 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:41,029 You're so dumb! 48 00:02:43,644 --> 00:02:44,812 It could be romantic. 49 00:02:44,896 --> 00:02:46,230 Yeah, it could be. 50 00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:50,270 Could be a nice place to make a baby. 51 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,434 Yeah, maybe... Maybe not yet. 52 00:02:54,518 --> 00:02:58,489 But in the meantime, we can do other stuff. 53 00:02:58,573 --> 00:03:00,741 Oh! I'm so ticklish! 54 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:02,715 OK, all right. 55 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:05,427 OK. -Hey... 56 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,246 Take this off. 57 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:10,330 Thanks. 58 00:03:12,727 --> 00:03:13,895 Hand or mouth? 59 00:03:13,979 --> 00:03:15,781 Oh, hand's fine. Yeah. 60 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:18,420 Let me help you out a little. 61 00:03:19,745 --> 00:03:21,546 Oh, wow. OK. 62 00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:24,025 Whoa, OK. I also got to look at the road. 63 00:03:24,529 --> 00:03:26,999 This is really sexy, but also dangerous. 64 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:28,251 Oh, shit! 65 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:31,544 Exciting. 66 00:03:32,628 --> 00:03:34,563 Do you want to hold my boob? -OK! 67 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:36,567 Thanks. 68 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,154 -Yeah? -Yeah, got it. 69 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:40,354 -Is it helping? -Yeah, it's great. 70 00:03:40,438 --> 00:03:41,640 Yeah, you like that? Yeah? 71 00:03:42,751 --> 00:03:45,219 -Oh, shit! -Asshole! 72 00:03:46,214 --> 00:03:48,085 This guy's driving like an asshole. 73 00:03:48,169 --> 00:03:49,712 Hey, stay with me! You seem distracted. 74 00:03:49,795 --> 00:03:50,528 Sorry. 75 00:03:50,612 --> 00:03:52,600 -Are you close? -Yeah, I'm close. 76 00:03:53,026 --> 00:03:54,729 Oh. Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 77 00:04:04,692 --> 00:04:06,326 What the fuck? 78 00:04:06,410 --> 00:04:07,913 Oh, shit! 79 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,497 Oh, fuck! 80 00:04:09,581 --> 00:04:11,082 Oh, shit. 81 00:04:13,748 --> 00:04:15,048 Holy shit! 82 00:04:18,321 --> 00:04:20,745 Hey, dude. Hey, how you doing? 83 00:04:20,829 --> 00:04:21,645 Is he OK? 84 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:23,305 It's a good thing you were wearing your seat belt. 85 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,089 -Where's my wife? -Where's his wife? 86 00:04:25,173 --> 00:04:26,842 I don't know. You help him, I'll find her. 87 00:04:26,925 --> 00:04:28,646 -OK. -Hey, dude... 88 00:04:28,730 --> 00:04:30,080 I found her! 89 00:04:30,763 --> 00:04:32,798 Hey! Hi! 90 00:04:32,882 --> 00:04:33,992 Are you OK? 91 00:04:34,076 --> 00:04:35,412 She's not breathing! 92 00:04:35,496 --> 00:04:37,410 -Well, do CPR! -OK! 93 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:38,628 I... I can walk. 94 00:04:38,772 --> 00:04:39,840 Compressions first! 95 00:04:39,924 --> 00:04:41,692 C-A-B! Compression, air, breath. 96 00:04:41,776 --> 00:04:43,043 I had, like, two beers. 97 00:04:43,127 --> 00:04:45,163 I thought it was A-B-C! Air, breath, compression. 98 00:04:45,247 --> 00:04:46,348 No, they changed it. 99 00:04:46,432 --> 00:04:47,867 -Who changed it? -It's chill. 100 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,175 What? I don't know! 101 00:04:50,259 --> 00:04:51,594 Whoever makes those decisions. 102 00:04:51,678 --> 00:04:53,598 They probably did some kind of a... like a survey. 103 00:04:53,681 --> 00:04:54,723 -OK, how many do I do? -What? 104 00:04:54,806 --> 00:04:56,694 -How many do I do? -You do, uh, 30. 105 00:04:56,871 --> 00:04:58,273 30 compressions, then 2 breaths, OK? 106 00:04:58,357 --> 00:04:59,658 Then back to compressions. 107 00:04:59,742 --> 00:05:00,643 You're doing great. 108 00:05:00,727 --> 00:05:01,628 Fuck! I wasn't counting. 109 00:05:01,712 --> 00:05:03,583 Switch then. You're doing great. 110 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:05,262 You're doing awesome! 111 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:06,914 -Oh, wake up! -Use straight arms! 112 00:05:06,998 --> 00:05:09,182 -Come on, bitch. Wake up! -Really lock those elbows. 113 00:05:09,588 --> 00:05:11,577 Oh, baby, you're doing so good. I love it. 114 00:05:11,661 --> 00:05:12,562 I think she's dead. 115 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,047 No, she's not dead. Keep going. 116 00:05:14,131 --> 00:05:15,699 -I think she's dead. -She's not. 117 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,885 Keep going. Ah, shit. 118 00:05:19,479 --> 00:05:21,915 -Should I keep going? -It's up to you. 119 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:23,982 What does that mean? 120 00:05:24,066 --> 00:05:25,703 You can keep going if you want, 121 00:05:25,787 --> 00:05:27,721 but she's not coming back. 122 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:30,341 Why the fuck would I keep going if she's not coming back? 123 00:05:30,425 --> 00:05:31,659 I don't know. 124 00:05:32,086 --> 00:05:34,622 Sir, why is your penis out? 125 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,504 Oh, fuck! Sorry! 126 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:39,223 It's just... 127 00:05:40,402 --> 00:05:41,935 Oh, fuck! I clipped it. 128 00:05:42,094 --> 00:05:43,961 -Is everything OK? -Yeah, they're OK. 129 00:05:44,045 --> 00:05:45,680 Everybody's OK. Keep moving along. 130 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,160 It's all right! 131 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:50,605 I just got a little bit of it. Tip of it. 132 00:05:50,823 --> 00:05:52,203 Just some butterfly bandages. 133 00:05:52,287 --> 00:05:53,989 Paramedics will be here any second. 134 00:05:56,143 --> 00:05:58,279 Thank goodness the paramedics were there. 135 00:05:59,266 --> 00:06:01,436 And they had butterfly bandages. 136 00:06:03,012 --> 00:06:04,781 Do you think she had a lot of regrets? 137 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,134 The dead woman? 138 00:06:06,218 --> 00:06:08,587 Yeah, I feel like there's a lot she never got to do. 139 00:06:08,671 --> 00:06:09,905 Everyone has regrets. 140 00:06:10,252 --> 00:06:12,187 Yeah, she drove a minivan. 141 00:06:15,935 --> 00:06:17,157 "Reflection is an intersection. 142 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,493 "Regret is a cul-de-sac. 143 00:06:18,577 --> 00:06:21,570 All we can do is make the best decision we can in the present." 144 00:06:25,672 --> 00:06:26,806 You're right. 145 00:06:28,049 --> 00:06:29,467 I mean, technically, you're right. 146 00:06:29,551 --> 00:06:31,053 It's from your podcast. 147 00:06:33,758 --> 00:06:35,359 I just need to say it. 148 00:06:36,088 --> 00:06:37,724 -What? -What? 149 00:06:37,952 --> 00:06:39,253 Nothing. 150 00:06:40,426 --> 00:06:42,661 "If it isn't said, you can't be put to bed." 151 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:46,118 Also you. You said that. 152 00:06:46,202 --> 00:06:47,402 I'm sorry, I love quoting you. 153 00:06:47,613 --> 00:06:48,948 I need to get out. 154 00:06:50,315 --> 00:06:51,957 What? Oh, OK, all right. 155 00:06:52,041 --> 00:06:53,308 I... 156 00:06:55,975 --> 00:06:58,711 No, Carey. Not the car. 157 00:06:58,795 --> 00:07:00,029 You. 158 00:07:00,113 --> 00:07:01,249 Oh, OK. 159 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:02,751 No, Carey, not... Jesus! 160 00:07:02,842 --> 00:07:04,695 Not you! Our marriage. 161 00:07:04,779 --> 00:07:06,413 There, I said it. I... I can't... 162 00:07:06,497 --> 00:07:09,332 I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry. Fuck! 163 00:07:09,966 --> 00:07:11,034 Please don't say that. 164 00:07:11,118 --> 00:07:12,586 I want to get divorced. 165 00:07:15,455 --> 00:07:16,446 You can't say you want you want a divorce 166 00:07:16,530 --> 00:07:17,900 just because of a near-death experience. 167 00:07:17,983 --> 00:07:19,417 That wasn't a near-death experience. 168 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,401 That was a death experience. She's dead. 169 00:07:23,156 --> 00:07:25,015 It's still not a real reason. 170 00:07:26,851 --> 00:07:28,386 I'm unfaithful. 171 00:07:29,356 --> 00:07:30,993 I've been unfaithful. 172 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:36,346 Are you saying that just because you needed a real reason 173 00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:37,598 or have you actually... 174 00:07:37,682 --> 00:07:38,411 Actually. 175 00:07:38,495 --> 00:07:40,564 OK. Fuck! 176 00:07:40,648 --> 00:07:42,150 Sorry. 177 00:07:42,508 --> 00:07:43,809 OK... 178 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,978 Just one time? 179 00:07:48,873 --> 00:07:49,979 Two? 180 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:52,259 Please don't make me count. Three? 181 00:07:52,343 --> 00:07:54,078 OK, forget it. I don't want to know. 182 00:07:54,162 --> 00:07:55,430 I forgive you. 183 00:07:55,514 --> 00:07:58,847 So... We're going to just work this out. 184 00:07:59,252 --> 00:08:01,652 I don't know that I want to work this out. 185 00:08:03,498 --> 00:08:05,019 But I love you so much. 186 00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:08,553 Yeah. I know. 187 00:08:09,425 --> 00:08:11,394 And I love you so much. 188 00:08:11,478 --> 00:08:14,648 But I... I've been feeling this way for a while. 189 00:08:18,255 --> 00:08:19,442 God, how do I put this? 190 00:08:19,526 --> 00:08:20,461 Um... 191 00:08:20,545 --> 00:08:22,637 Oh, I wrote it down. 192 00:08:23,068 --> 00:08:23,997 What? 193 00:08:24,081 --> 00:08:25,683 Yeah, I... Oh, here, got it. 194 00:08:25,767 --> 00:08:27,369 Were you planning this? 195 00:08:27,453 --> 00:08:28,492 No, I wasn't. 196 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:29,644 I mean, yes. 197 00:08:29,728 --> 00:08:30,629 At some point. 198 00:08:30,713 --> 00:08:32,868 But no. I wasn't planning this exact experience. 199 00:08:32,952 --> 00:08:34,421 Here, I... Um... 200 00:08:34,505 --> 00:08:37,208 I'm just... It's not... It's not ready. 201 00:08:37,292 --> 00:08:40,291 I... I didn't think I was going to read it to you right now. 202 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:41,081 But I can just... 203 00:08:41,165 --> 00:08:43,123 I'll just fix it as I go. OK, um... 204 00:08:43,207 --> 00:08:44,475 "Carey, my love. 205 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:46,794 "This is the hardest letter I've ever written. 206 00:08:46,878 --> 00:08:49,306 We've only been married for 13..." 207 00:08:49,390 --> 00:08:50,824 Yeah. Oh, shit. 208 00:08:50,908 --> 00:08:52,643 "...uh, 14 months. 209 00:08:52,727 --> 00:08:56,197 "And we've been building this life together, 210 00:08:56,281 --> 00:08:58,574 "but it doesn't feel like my life. 211 00:08:58,879 --> 00:09:02,315 "I feel like we're just existing, but... 212 00:09:03,517 --> 00:09:04,925 "I don't want to exist. 213 00:09:05,616 --> 00:09:06,445 I..." 214 00:09:06,529 --> 00:09:07,996 Oh, shit, where was I? 215 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,748 "I don't want to exist. I want to grow. 216 00:09:09,832 --> 00:09:12,727 And maybe it's because I've only been with 7 people..." 217 00:09:12,811 --> 00:09:14,300 I thought I was your fourth. 218 00:09:14,384 --> 00:09:15,351 You are. 219 00:09:15,435 --> 00:09:16,492 Can you just let me... 220 00:09:16,576 --> 00:09:18,076 This isn't about sex. 221 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,319 I mean, it's not just about sex. 222 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,850 It's also about desire and... 223 00:09:25,659 --> 00:09:26,403 Carey! 224 00:09:28,712 --> 00:09:32,720 Carey! I wasn't done! 225 00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:10,940 Ah... 226 00:10:23,912 --> 00:10:25,273 Ah... 227 00:10:45,674 --> 00:10:46,674 Oh! 228 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,662 Hey, guys! 229 00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:04,016 Can I get a ride on your... Can I get a ride on your boat? 230 00:11:26,356 --> 00:11:27,679 Hey... 231 00:11:29,843 --> 00:11:31,279 You OK? 232 00:11:31,363 --> 00:11:32,298 No! 233 00:11:32,435 --> 00:11:33,991 You have any water? 234 00:11:34,364 --> 00:11:35,764 Yeah. 235 00:11:35,864 --> 00:11:39,402 Hey, Derek! You got to finish the siding on this pool. 236 00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,699 Oh, man! You look like shit. 237 00:11:41,783 --> 00:11:42,985 Yeah, I am like shit. 238 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,005 -What, did you swim here? -Partially. 239 00:11:45,388 --> 00:11:46,755 Hey, Coach Carey! 240 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:49,174 Hey, Russ! Good form, man! 241 00:11:49,299 --> 00:11:50,266 How you doing? 242 00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:52,219 Great. Dad said I could get a dog. 243 00:11:52,303 --> 00:11:53,424 I did not say you could get a dog. 244 00:11:53,507 --> 00:11:54,206 Not yet. 245 00:11:54,289 --> 00:11:55,723 Who's gonna pick up dog shit? You? 246 00:11:55,807 --> 00:11:56,519 Sure! 247 00:11:56,603 --> 00:11:57,871 No, you're not. 248 00:11:57,955 --> 00:12:00,166 I got him a fish tank, he won't stop about this goddamn dog. 249 00:12:00,249 --> 00:12:03,084 Ashley wants a divorce. She said it. 250 00:12:05,361 --> 00:12:06,981 I'm sorry, honey. 251 00:12:07,804 --> 00:12:11,350 Come inside and shower and change. 252 00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:12,901 I don't even have clothes. 253 00:12:13,001 --> 00:12:13,968 Or my phone. I think I left it. 254 00:12:14,052 --> 00:12:15,721 -Dad, can we do fireworks? -Yeah, later. 255 00:12:15,805 --> 00:12:18,573 Actually, Ashley stopped by a couple hours ago. 256 00:12:18,657 --> 00:12:20,900 What? Is she still here? 257 00:12:20,984 --> 00:12:23,881 No, she dropped your bag off. 258 00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:25,272 Did she say anything? 259 00:12:25,356 --> 00:12:26,512 That you were breaking up. 260 00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:27,631 I told her to go fuck herself 261 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:28,970 and we never want to see her again. 262 00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:30,420 What? Why would you say that? 263 00:12:30,504 --> 00:12:33,434 Because I wanted her to know where we stand: with you. 264 00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:35,598 I don't want there to be a "with me." 265 00:12:35,682 --> 00:12:36,852 He didn't say that. 266 00:12:36,936 --> 00:12:39,170 I would have, but she left very quickly. 267 00:12:40,174 --> 00:12:41,810 That's Fiuggi water, by the way. 268 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,160 It's, like, $20 a bottle. 269 00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:46,002 Apparently, it's the only water the Pope drinks. 270 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,769 Besides wine, obviously. 271 00:12:47,853 --> 00:12:49,287 I imagine the Pope drinks wine. 272 00:12:49,452 --> 00:12:50,453 Oh, God. 273 00:12:51,659 --> 00:12:52,828 This is normal, right? 274 00:12:52,912 --> 00:12:54,024 People go through stuff like this 275 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,476 in the first year of marriage. 276 00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:57,369 No. 277 00:12:57,453 --> 00:12:59,155 Apparently, it cures the gout. 278 00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:00,552 I don't want to get a divorce. 279 00:13:00,636 --> 00:13:01,769 No one does. 280 00:13:02,084 --> 00:13:03,586 She does. 281 00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:05,333 Yeah. 282 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:06,915 Want some Japanese whisky? 283 00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:08,224 I got it imported from Japan. 284 00:13:08,308 --> 00:13:09,577 Oh, no. No, no! 285 00:13:09,661 --> 00:13:11,850 Uh, maybe just this one, 'cause it's... 286 00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:13,795 And you're, you know. -Yeah. 287 00:13:13,885 --> 00:13:15,554 Divorce isn't that big a deal. 288 00:13:15,638 --> 00:13:17,025 'Cause you don't have one of those. 289 00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:18,311 That's true! 290 00:13:18,395 --> 00:13:19,924 If you don't have kids... -Or money. 291 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,953 ...divorce is just like a regular breakup. 292 00:13:22,037 --> 00:13:23,372 And you don't have either. 293 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,240 I know. 294 00:13:25,324 --> 00:13:27,469 We have money and a kid. We can never get divorced. 295 00:13:27,553 --> 00:13:30,272 Mmm. That's the only reason we're still together. 296 00:13:31,709 --> 00:13:33,745 -I love you. -I love you! 297 00:13:40,609 --> 00:13:42,010 I'd love a shower. 298 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:44,615 Oh, goddammit! 299 00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:46,713 -Oh! -Russ! 300 00:13:46,797 --> 00:13:47,878 Do not shoot them at the neighbors! 301 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,731 That's, like, $3,000 of fireworks. 302 00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:55,006 It's gonna be OK. 303 00:13:55,090 --> 00:13:56,325 Oh, shit! 304 00:13:56,644 --> 00:13:58,113 Fuck, I got soap in my eyes! 305 00:13:58,197 --> 00:13:59,465 I don't want to downplay it, 306 00:13:59,549 --> 00:14:00,865 but I feel like this might be a good thing. 307 00:14:00,948 --> 00:14:03,474 It's not! Being married is a good thing. 308 00:14:04,814 --> 00:14:06,048 Have you checked for ticks? 309 00:14:06,132 --> 00:14:07,233 No, I'm OK! 310 00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:08,686 You should check for ticks. 311 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:10,968 What? 312 00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:12,407 Oh... 313 00:14:12,491 --> 00:14:13,626 Careful, it's wet. 314 00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:15,079 Carey, listen to me. 315 00:14:15,163 --> 00:14:16,331 I'm your best friend. 316 00:14:16,651 --> 00:14:18,433 But you married a life coach. What did you expect? 317 00:14:18,516 --> 00:14:21,196 I don't know. To stay married? 318 00:14:21,296 --> 00:14:23,555 Remember when we went wine tasting in the Finger Lakes, 319 00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:25,438 and she refused to drink anything but Italian wines? 320 00:14:25,521 --> 00:14:26,405 She hates Riesling. 321 00:14:26,489 --> 00:14:28,016 Everyone does. That's not the point. 322 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,235 -What's the point? -Lift. 323 00:14:29,319 --> 00:14:31,663 The point is do you want to be married to someone 324 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,337 who doesn't want to be married to you? 325 00:14:33,421 --> 00:14:35,524 You don't. What's going on? 326 00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:36,594 Checking for ticks. 327 00:14:36,678 --> 00:14:39,013 Can I please just take a shower and cry by myself? 328 00:14:39,097 --> 00:14:40,366 Of course, I just need to know 329 00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:41,917 what kind of wine we're drinking. 330 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,253 Ashley's really into orange wines these days. 331 00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:46,472 Jesus Christ, we need to shock the system. 332 00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:48,290 What? Oh, fuck! That's cold! 333 00:14:48,374 --> 00:14:50,312 Ah! Ah! 334 00:14:50,652 --> 00:14:52,707 Ah, fuck! 335 00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:55,439 Can I have a towel? 336 00:14:55,523 --> 00:14:57,286 You need to stop feeling sorry for yourself. 337 00:14:57,369 --> 00:14:58,898 I am sorry for myself. 338 00:14:59,862 --> 00:15:00,997 She cheated on me. 339 00:15:01,081 --> 00:15:02,549 Really? You didn't mention that. 340 00:15:02,633 --> 00:15:04,869 "It washes off in the shower." 341 00:15:04,953 --> 00:15:05,887 What does? 342 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,057 It doesn't. 343 00:15:08,423 --> 00:15:10,525 I know it feels like a big deal. 344 00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:13,612 But if you make it OK, it's not cheating. It's OK. 345 00:15:13,736 --> 00:15:15,037 You're OK with it? 346 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:16,750 I read a book. 347 00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,002 It was an article. 348 00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:19,924 Whatever. We're open. 349 00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:24,385 Are you guys fucking with me right now? 350 00:15:24,469 --> 00:15:27,331 We are not monogamous. 351 00:15:27,768 --> 00:15:29,212 He can do what he wants, 352 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,250 and I don't want to know about it. 353 00:15:31,449 --> 00:15:34,152 Unless I do want to know about it. 354 00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:36,271 In which case I would ask, 355 00:15:36,355 --> 00:15:38,258 and he would tell me everything. 356 00:15:38,342 --> 00:15:39,610 Mm-hmm. 357 00:15:39,694 --> 00:15:41,408 Yeah, it's not like we're dating other people. 358 00:15:41,491 --> 00:15:43,661 It's not polyamory. We're not reinventing the wheel. 359 00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:45,728 I don't have another family with, like, another fish tank. 360 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:47,180 This is blowing my mind. 361 00:15:47,264 --> 00:15:48,935 We're just realistic, you know? 362 00:15:49,418 --> 00:15:50,853 We love each other. 363 00:15:50,937 --> 00:15:55,474 And that love is physical and emotional and spiritual, 364 00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:59,429 and the emotional and the spiritual are more important. 365 00:15:59,513 --> 00:16:03,150 So we're a little bit more flexible with the physical. 366 00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:05,436 You're very flexible with the physical. 367 00:16:06,247 --> 00:16:07,541 I do Pilates. 368 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:08,859 OK, hold on a second. 369 00:16:09,277 --> 00:16:10,820 Whose idea was this? 370 00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:12,004 Mmm. 371 00:16:12,088 --> 00:16:13,559 -Both... -Both of ours. 372 00:16:13,643 --> 00:16:15,689 OK, you're telling me 373 00:16:15,773 --> 00:16:19,244 that if she goes out, finds someone, 374 00:16:19,328 --> 00:16:20,804 and they hit it off, 375 00:16:20,888 --> 00:16:23,190 and then they decide to go do some doggy style 376 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,110 in the back of a pick-up truck in a parking lot somewhere, 377 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,972 you're... you can handle that? 378 00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:29,887 That is really romantic. 379 00:16:29,971 --> 00:16:32,176 If she can handle that, I can handle that. 380 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,446 OK, what if it's someone you know? 381 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,066 I don't care who it is. 382 00:16:36,332 --> 00:16:37,224 Really? 383 00:16:37,308 --> 00:16:39,011 Yeah, why would I care? 384 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,957 I'm, like, a self-realized individual. 385 00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:43,831 You two could have sex, it wouldn't bother me. 386 00:16:43,914 --> 00:16:44,982 Wow! 387 00:16:45,066 --> 00:16:46,749 Well, with that gleaming endorsement, 388 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,054 let me just saddle up over here. 389 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,842 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 390 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,577 Take it easy! -Look at this. 391 00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:53,716 I'm a horse! Giddy up! 392 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,121 You kind of are. I saw you in the shower. 393 00:16:56,205 --> 00:16:58,507 Hey, quick question. What's a horse's favorite wine? 394 00:16:58,591 --> 00:16:59,834 -What? -"Chardon-neigh." 395 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,886 -That is not funny. -"Chardon-neigh." 396 00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:03,313 Are you not embarrassed? 397 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,399 Don't be jealous, baby! 398 00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:07,830 -You have great feet. -Thanks! 399 00:17:07,914 --> 00:17:09,281 He was talking to me. 400 00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:14,003 -That one's Paul. -Mm-hmm. 401 00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:16,289 The one right here is Benedict. 402 00:17:16,373 --> 00:17:18,242 This one... -Mm-hmm? 403 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:20,395 That one's Frances. 404 00:17:22,078 --> 00:17:23,780 -This one, the little one... -Yeah. 405 00:17:23,864 --> 00:17:25,564 He's John Paul II. 406 00:17:26,781 --> 00:17:28,616 You name them after the Pope? 407 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:32,138 Dad's getting me a Leo XIV when he gets back from the city. 408 00:17:59,548 --> 00:18:01,691 You think I could still get that lesson? 409 00:18:02,492 --> 00:18:05,294 Sure. If you make me a coffee. 410 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,957 Cool. 411 00:18:21,857 --> 00:18:23,411 Hey, Russ, what's going on? 412 00:18:23,495 --> 00:18:26,110 I'm tired. I'm going to go take a nap. 413 00:18:33,407 --> 00:18:35,177 Hey! Where is he? 414 00:18:35,261 --> 00:18:36,629 Where did he go? 415 00:18:37,519 --> 00:18:39,021 Hey, man! What's going on? 416 00:18:39,105 --> 00:18:41,074 That little asshole stole my jet ski. 417 00:18:41,158 --> 00:18:42,661 Whoa, you need to slow down! 418 00:18:42,745 --> 00:18:43,511 I'm not slowing down! 419 00:18:43,595 --> 00:18:45,129 Your son stole my fucking jet ski! 420 00:18:45,213 --> 00:18:46,814 -He's not my son. -He crashed it into a rock! 421 00:18:46,897 --> 00:18:49,234 -Your jet ski is right there! -My other jet ski! 422 00:18:49,318 --> 00:18:50,552 -OK. -It was a Yamaha! 423 00:18:50,636 --> 00:18:52,819 Russ, can you come down here? 424 00:18:52,903 --> 00:18:53,937 Are you sure it was him? 425 00:18:54,021 --> 00:18:55,790 I watched him do it! 426 00:18:56,425 --> 00:18:57,558 OK, all right, fine. 427 00:18:57,642 --> 00:18:59,592 Well, if he's responsible and something's broken, 428 00:18:59,676 --> 00:19:00,376 we can fix it. 429 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,076 No, we can't fix it! 430 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,302 It's at the bottom of the Long Island fucking Sound! 431 00:19:04,386 --> 00:19:05,822 He sank it! -Calm down, dude. 432 00:19:05,906 --> 00:19:07,622 I'm not calming down. He's a little asshole. 433 00:19:07,705 --> 00:19:09,767 -Don't call him an asshole! -You! Little asshole! 434 00:19:09,851 --> 00:19:11,270 Hey, what did I say? 435 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,527 What's going on? 436 00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:14,930 You think it's fun to sink jet skis? 437 00:19:15,014 --> 00:19:15,591 No. 438 00:19:15,675 --> 00:19:17,102 Russ, go back to sleep. 439 00:19:17,186 --> 00:19:19,253 -Your son needs a beating. -Hey! 440 00:19:19,337 --> 00:19:22,108 My son has been sound asleep. It's his nap time. 441 00:19:22,192 --> 00:19:23,445 Maybe you need a beating. 442 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,864 You need to put a muzzle on that wife of yours. 443 00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:27,750 -What the fuck? -What the fuck... 444 00:19:33,314 --> 00:19:34,984 -It's your nap time! -Hey... 445 00:19:37,405 --> 00:19:38,774 Nice, Mom! 446 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,842 I feel like I'm raising 447 00:19:43,926 --> 00:19:47,863 a more energetic, tiny version of my husband. 448 00:19:47,947 --> 00:19:49,949 I know. It's so cool. 449 00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:51,635 Mmm... 450 00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:55,468 You know, when we were 12, Paul stole a snowplow. 451 00:19:55,552 --> 00:19:58,322 Just drove it around, plowing stuff. 452 00:19:58,661 --> 00:20:00,361 Then he crashed it into a tree. 453 00:20:00,662 --> 00:20:01,919 I ended up taking the blame. 454 00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:03,003 OK, open it. 455 00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:06,822 -Oh, wow! -Pull it. 456 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,061 OK! All right, here we go. 457 00:20:08,145 --> 00:20:09,746 And into the water. 458 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:10,965 All right. 459 00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:15,738 Oh! That's a sizzly one. 460 00:20:15,822 --> 00:20:16,831 It's amazing. 461 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:17,783 It's cool, right? 462 00:20:17,867 --> 00:20:19,200 It's incredible! 463 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:22,421 The thermal shock of pulling it at the height of firing 464 00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:23,238 is unpredictable. 465 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,991 So every piece is unique. 466 00:20:25,075 --> 00:20:26,344 How do you know so much? 467 00:20:26,534 --> 00:20:28,569 I lived in Japan for a bit. 468 00:20:29,698 --> 00:20:32,017 Traditionally, you're meant to use lead in the glaze. 469 00:20:32,101 --> 00:20:34,437 But that is a poison, so I don't do that. 470 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:38,253 Thanks for giving me this whole lesson. 471 00:20:39,963 --> 00:20:41,065 How's he doing in your class? 472 00:20:41,148 --> 00:20:42,316 He's determined. 473 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,234 Doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks. 474 00:20:44,318 --> 00:20:45,387 -Mm-hmm. -And so what? 475 00:20:45,471 --> 00:20:46,769 Yeah, he gets in trouble once in a while. 476 00:20:46,852 --> 00:20:49,554 He got every single answer wrong on his last math test, 477 00:20:49,638 --> 00:20:51,573 which is, like, statistically impossible, 478 00:20:51,657 --> 00:20:53,720 even if you filled it all in at random. 479 00:20:53,804 --> 00:20:55,038 It's crazy! 480 00:20:55,122 --> 00:20:57,525 Yeah, well, he's great in gym, so... 481 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,190 You know, we came out here to really spend time with him, 482 00:21:02,274 --> 00:21:04,726 but Paul keeps going back to the city. 483 00:21:05,107 --> 00:21:07,879 Yeah, he's always working. That's his thing. 484 00:21:10,298 --> 00:21:11,767 No, he's not. 485 00:21:12,596 --> 00:21:14,250 He's fucking someone. 486 00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:15,435 How do you know that? 487 00:21:15,519 --> 00:21:19,743 When Paul goes to the city for work, he's fucking someone. 488 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:22,710 And it's OK, 'cause we said it was OK. 489 00:21:22,794 --> 00:21:26,899 But right now, he's choosing that over being here. 490 00:21:26,983 --> 00:21:28,017 Well, Paul's an idiot. 491 00:21:28,101 --> 00:21:28,990 That's like... 492 00:21:29,074 --> 00:21:29,897 Oh, fuck! 493 00:21:29,981 --> 00:21:31,115 Oh, fuck. Oh! 494 00:21:31,199 --> 00:21:33,033 Oh! I can just use my shirt. 495 00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:34,453 Don't do that. I'll get it. 496 00:21:34,537 --> 00:21:36,272 OK. But it's purple. 497 00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:40,514 Why don't you tell him to stop, 498 00:21:40,598 --> 00:21:42,567 that you just don't want to do it anymore? 499 00:21:42,651 --> 00:21:44,553 Do you know why people break up? 500 00:21:45,287 --> 00:21:46,622 Yeah, cheating. 501 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:47,806 Guilt. 502 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,758 But if you make the bad thing OK, 503 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,615 then there's no guilt. 504 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:58,819 Or... maybe just stop doing the bad thing. 505 00:21:59,629 --> 00:22:00,930 Yeah. 506 00:22:01,429 --> 00:22:03,064 Or that. 507 00:22:04,372 --> 00:22:06,796 You know, when Paul and I first met, 508 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,383 he was hooking up with my roommate. 509 00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:10,967 Oh yeah. Carmen. 510 00:22:11,051 --> 00:22:12,287 She was a whole thing. 511 00:22:12,371 --> 00:22:15,241 And one day, while she was getting ready, 512 00:22:15,325 --> 00:22:17,093 he asked me out. 513 00:22:17,391 --> 00:22:20,328 "No, what the fuck is wrong with you?" 514 00:22:20,412 --> 00:22:22,112 And then he just kept showing up 515 00:22:22,196 --> 00:22:23,265 and he kept asking me. 516 00:22:23,349 --> 00:22:26,953 And he's still that guy, you know? 517 00:22:27,037 --> 00:22:29,011 And I don't expect him to change. 518 00:22:29,095 --> 00:22:33,228 But in moments like this, I can't help but be sad. 519 00:22:34,237 --> 00:22:36,206 And really fucking angry. 520 00:22:37,324 --> 00:22:38,793 I'm sorry. 521 00:22:40,385 --> 00:22:42,787 Ashley and I met at a Fray concert. 522 00:22:42,871 --> 00:22:44,040 You know, the band. -Mm-hmm. 523 00:22:44,425 --> 00:22:45,593 How to Save a Life. 524 00:22:46,662 --> 00:22:49,532 We were both dancing and singing. 525 00:22:50,794 --> 00:22:52,529 Then we started kissing. 526 00:22:54,077 --> 00:22:55,813 And then, more than kissing. 527 00:22:56,187 --> 00:22:57,555 And dating. 528 00:22:57,639 --> 00:23:00,686 Last year, I tried to surprise her by buying tickets. 529 00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:04,240 And when I told her about it, she said she had plans. 530 00:23:05,341 --> 00:23:06,976 -It's OK. -No, it's not. 531 00:23:08,376 --> 00:23:10,378 Because The Fray broke up. 532 00:23:11,074 --> 00:23:12,842 And now we broke up. 533 00:23:13,161 --> 00:23:14,485 Yeah. 534 00:23:19,675 --> 00:23:22,247 I guess I'm just sad and angry, too. 535 00:23:24,313 --> 00:23:26,014 I'm sorry. 536 00:23:48,964 --> 00:23:50,932 I'm gonna make a sandwich. 537 00:23:52,008 --> 00:23:53,577 Um... 538 00:23:55,164 --> 00:23:56,618 OK. 539 00:23:56,702 --> 00:24:00,205 I saw some peanut butter there. 540 00:24:00,289 --> 00:24:02,325 Do you want a sandwich? 'Cause... 541 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:34,122 No, we're not going to modify the existing leases. 542 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:39,134 Because, I feel like I shouldn't have to say this 543 00:24:39,218 --> 00:24:40,171 this many times, 544 00:24:40,255 --> 00:24:42,029 but the entire purpose of buying these buildings 545 00:24:42,112 --> 00:24:43,634 is to deliver them vacant. 546 00:24:46,282 --> 00:24:48,484 That's why we offer them 3 months free. 547 00:24:51,654 --> 00:24:54,123 Well, what were you doing last night? 548 00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:59,300 Why would I purchase a building in the Bronx 549 00:24:59,383 --> 00:24:59,995 if I can't renovate it? 550 00:25:00,079 --> 00:25:01,444 What would even be the purpose? 551 00:25:02,017 --> 00:25:03,652 What the fuck happened here? 552 00:25:04,171 --> 00:25:05,406 Julie! 553 00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:07,025 She went out with Russ. 554 00:25:07,109 --> 00:25:08,310 Hey, let me call you back. 555 00:25:10,396 --> 00:25:12,137 Son of a bitch! This is like a... 556 00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:14,339 I don't even want to tell you how much this rug costs. 557 00:25:14,422 --> 00:25:15,671 I'm sorry we spilled a little wine. 558 00:25:15,754 --> 00:25:16,988 $20,000. 559 00:25:17,072 --> 00:25:18,607 It's a $20,000 rug. 560 00:25:19,796 --> 00:25:21,155 Were you gonna say anything? 561 00:25:21,239 --> 00:25:23,702 Or were you just gonna half clean it 562 00:25:23,786 --> 00:25:28,242 and expect me not to notice a stain on my $25,000 rug? 563 00:25:28,781 --> 00:25:30,149 Did it just get more expensive? 564 00:25:30,233 --> 00:25:31,734 They tend to, yeah. 565 00:25:32,237 --> 00:25:34,145 OK. Well, I'm sorry. 566 00:25:34,229 --> 00:25:35,798 That's OK. It's just a rug. 567 00:25:36,566 --> 00:25:38,068 Yeah. -OK. 568 00:25:41,056 --> 00:25:42,158 A fucking nice rug. 569 00:25:42,242 --> 00:25:44,244 By the way, Julie and I had sex last night. 570 00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:47,947 Together. 571 00:25:49,104 --> 00:25:50,505 While you were in town. 572 00:25:50,589 --> 00:25:54,593 Well, I know you guys are in this open ethically non... 573 00:25:56,854 --> 00:25:57,782 OK... 574 00:25:57,865 --> 00:25:58,993 So, you're mad. 575 00:25:59,077 --> 00:26:00,620 No, that was... I'm not mad. 576 00:26:00,704 --> 00:26:02,305 It was sort of a reflex. 577 00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:05,933 OK, because if you're mad, we should just talk about it. 578 00:26:07,904 --> 00:26:09,384 That was more of a delayed reaction. 579 00:26:11,886 --> 00:26:13,025 Yeah, I'm mad. 580 00:26:13,109 --> 00:26:14,199 We can talk about... 581 00:26:16,154 --> 00:26:17,255 -Motherfucker! -Just chill. 582 00:26:17,338 --> 00:26:18,215 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 583 00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:20,150 -You gonna chill? -No! I'm gonna kill you! 584 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:21,151 That's not chill! 585 00:26:21,251 --> 00:26:22,686 Calm down. Calm down! 586 00:26:22,786 --> 00:26:25,222 Ow, that's a full Nelson. It's illegal! It's illegal! 587 00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:27,057 -This isn't wrestling! -Yeah, it is. 588 00:26:27,157 --> 00:26:28,658 -OK, just calm down. -I'm chill. 589 00:26:28,758 --> 00:26:30,126 -Calm? Chill? -OK, I'm calm. 590 00:26:30,227 --> 00:26:32,062 -I'm gonna let you go. -Yeah, I'm calm. 591 00:26:32,162 --> 00:26:35,453 Oh, fuck! I think you pinched my C4. 592 00:26:35,537 --> 00:26:37,151 I'm telling you, we just need to talk, all right? 593 00:26:37,234 --> 00:26:38,936 -OK, OK. -Whoa! 594 00:26:39,035 --> 00:26:41,705 Talk about that, motherfucker! 595 00:26:41,805 --> 00:26:43,240 I don't want to fight you! 596 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,375 I've been teaching my 8th graders Aikido! 597 00:26:45,475 --> 00:26:48,478 Non-violence, it's... It's about de-escalation. 598 00:26:48,578 --> 00:26:49,613 Oh, fuck! 599 00:26:50,747 --> 00:26:51,882 Oh, fuck! 600 00:26:54,150 --> 00:26:56,152 Which you're not doing. 601 00:26:58,522 --> 00:26:59,789 Oh! 602 00:27:03,693 --> 00:27:05,228 Motherfucker! 603 00:27:10,233 --> 00:27:12,937 No biting! No biting! No biting, fuck! 604 00:27:13,036 --> 00:27:14,538 What are you doing? 605 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,109 No tapping. -Ah! 606 00:27:25,949 --> 00:27:27,453 OK, let's just... 607 00:27:28,752 --> 00:27:30,353 Ah! Fuck! My arm! 608 00:27:30,453 --> 00:27:32,822 You gotta stop throwing haymakers! 609 00:27:32,924 --> 00:27:34,357 Look, I'm sorry. How do you... 610 00:27:34,441 --> 00:27:36,777 Oh! Ah! 611 00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:49,472 What did you guys do? Sex? 612 00:27:49,573 --> 00:27:50,908 Or other stuff? 613 00:27:51,008 --> 00:27:52,275 Sex. 614 00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:53,945 And then some other stuff. 615 00:28:32,215 --> 00:28:34,250 What are you... Ah! 616 00:28:36,686 --> 00:28:37,687 What the fuck? 617 00:28:39,090 --> 00:28:40,423 No knives! 618 00:28:42,125 --> 00:28:43,460 Where did it happen? 619 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,494 In here. 620 00:28:44,594 --> 00:28:45,829 I'm gonna... 621 00:29:01,979 --> 00:29:03,676 Oh, fuck! My leg! 622 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,228 Oh fuck, my leg! 623 00:29:05,448 --> 00:29:07,317 I'm gonna fucking kill you... 624 00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:08,919 Was it fun? -Hey! 625 00:29:10,451 --> 00:29:11,485 Missed me! 626 00:29:11,569 --> 00:29:13,137 Fuck, no! 627 00:29:14,183 --> 00:29:16,185 OK. OK, chill. Ow! 628 00:29:17,727 --> 00:29:19,462 Whoa! Oh! 629 00:29:19,562 --> 00:29:21,297 Ah! 630 00:29:24,174 --> 00:29:25,409 Oh, shit! 631 00:29:25,493 --> 00:29:26,727 I'm sorry, Paul. 632 00:29:32,715 --> 00:29:34,116 I said I'm sorry. 633 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,602 Come on, man! Fuck! 634 00:29:35,779 --> 00:29:37,580 You said it was fine! 635 00:29:37,664 --> 00:29:39,266 It's not! 636 00:29:42,852 --> 00:29:44,421 Surprise! 637 00:29:52,946 --> 00:29:54,901 Sorry! Batter's instinct. 638 00:29:58,069 --> 00:29:59,703 Shit, shit! 639 00:29:59,803 --> 00:30:02,039 The fish! Pick them up, pick them up! 640 00:30:02,139 --> 00:30:03,905 -Where are you going? -Save John Paul! 641 00:30:03,989 --> 00:30:06,124 Which one is John Paul? John Paul! Ah! 642 00:30:09,899 --> 00:30:11,533 I got one! I got one! 643 00:30:12,990 --> 00:30:15,191 There you go. 644 00:30:16,486 --> 00:30:18,321 Ah, fuck! It stung me! 645 00:30:18,421 --> 00:30:19,990 That one sucks, leave that one. 646 00:30:26,542 --> 00:30:27,609 Oh! 647 00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:29,193 Oh, sorry. 648 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:41,899 We did it. 649 00:30:42,992 --> 00:30:46,194 We saved you. You're alive, guys. 650 00:30:53,630 --> 00:30:55,217 Fish slapped you! 651 00:30:57,228 --> 00:30:59,262 No, no, no! 652 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:04,394 Oh, oh! 653 00:31:06,836 --> 00:31:08,172 That was close. 654 00:31:08,271 --> 00:31:09,739 You almost got me. 655 00:31:25,990 --> 00:31:29,526 ♪♪ You're on your own and what you need's ♪ 656 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:33,329 ♪ A little love and understanding ♪ 657 00:31:33,429 --> 00:31:34,764 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 658 00:31:36,572 --> 00:31:40,010 ♪ A little warmth to tell your soul ♪ 659 00:31:40,094 --> 00:31:41,528 ♪ A gentle bird... ♪ 660 00:31:41,612 --> 00:31:43,233 That was so fun, wasn't it? 661 00:31:43,427 --> 00:31:44,829 Yeah. 662 00:31:44,913 --> 00:31:47,325 We don't have to steal jet skis. 663 00:31:47,852 --> 00:31:50,691 If you need an adventure, you can just get in the canoe. 664 00:31:53,685 --> 00:31:57,444 ♪ You're in that city far away ♪ 665 00:31:57,528 --> 00:32:01,593 ♪ I'm on the ship way out at sea ♪ 666 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:04,962 ♪ You got some problems ♪ 667 00:32:05,062 --> 00:32:06,230 What are you guys doing? 668 00:32:06,331 --> 00:32:07,398 ♪ You can't face ♪ 669 00:32:07,498 --> 00:32:09,333 ♪ So leave them behind ♪♪ 670 00:32:15,662 --> 00:32:16,967 I'm sorry. 671 00:32:17,051 --> 00:32:18,551 What are you sorry for? 672 00:32:19,242 --> 00:32:20,760 For overreacting. 673 00:32:20,844 --> 00:32:23,516 To something I didn't have a right to overreact to. 674 00:32:24,789 --> 00:32:26,156 OK. 675 00:32:27,443 --> 00:32:28,701 Good. 676 00:32:28,785 --> 00:32:30,588 Carey, what are you sorry for? 677 00:32:31,147 --> 00:32:33,146 For having sex with you. 678 00:32:36,351 --> 00:32:37,352 No? 679 00:32:37,436 --> 00:32:39,664 For hurting my best friend? 680 00:32:40,213 --> 00:32:42,571 And I'm sorry for not realizing 681 00:32:42,655 --> 00:32:46,682 the effect that this might have. 682 00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:49,569 It's really not that big of a deal 683 00:32:49,652 --> 00:32:50,652 if you think about it. 684 00:32:51,042 --> 00:32:52,326 It washes off in the shower. 685 00:32:52,410 --> 00:32:54,211 -Paul... -What does? 686 00:32:55,212 --> 00:32:56,794 We don't have to do this anymore. 687 00:32:57,682 --> 00:32:59,016 No, no, babe, I'm good. 688 00:32:59,116 --> 00:33:00,718 I don't need to be with other people. 689 00:33:00,817 --> 00:33:02,320 No, it's OK, I can handle it. 690 00:33:02,420 --> 00:33:04,656 Seriously, I'm fine. Don't worry about it. 691 00:33:04,756 --> 00:33:05,989 We can continue. 692 00:33:06,089 --> 00:33:08,552 It was a genuine overreaction on my part. 693 00:33:08,636 --> 00:33:10,345 It was sort of an out-of-body experience. 694 00:33:10,429 --> 00:33:14,064 I wasn't really aware of what I was doing until after the fact. 695 00:33:14,164 --> 00:33:17,502 It was kind of like... a werewolf situation. 696 00:33:17,602 --> 00:33:19,824 I'm good. -OK. 697 00:33:19,908 --> 00:33:21,805 Can you just not do it with him again? 698 00:33:23,206 --> 00:33:24,107 I won't. 699 00:33:24,207 --> 00:33:25,510 Promise? 700 00:33:26,202 --> 00:33:27,177 Promise. 701 00:33:27,277 --> 00:33:29,279 You should... You should promise, too. 702 00:33:29,363 --> 00:33:30,464 I promise, too. 703 00:33:32,897 --> 00:33:35,952 OK, well, I guess we're going out for dinner. 704 00:33:36,787 --> 00:33:38,340 Yeah, I can't, I have to go back to the city. 705 00:33:38,423 --> 00:33:39,423 Unfortunately. 706 00:33:40,606 --> 00:33:42,809 Are you fucking kidding me? 707 00:33:42,893 --> 00:33:45,062 No, I'm not fucking kidding you. OK? 708 00:33:45,162 --> 00:33:47,030 I'm in the middle of a fucking negotiation 709 00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:50,342 on a 34-unit building in Chinatown, and they are like... 710 00:33:50,426 --> 00:33:52,070 Have you ever negotiated with the Chinese? 711 00:33:52,154 --> 00:33:53,400 It's a whole different thing. -Paul! 712 00:33:53,483 --> 00:33:54,608 You're always on your back foot. 713 00:33:54,691 --> 00:33:56,790 You told Russ we'd go to Great Thrills tomorrow. 714 00:33:56,874 --> 00:33:58,298 We can go to Great Thrills next week. 715 00:33:58,381 --> 00:34:01,192 You can go next week. We're gonna go tomorrow. 716 00:34:38,549 --> 00:34:40,183 Yeah! 717 00:34:41,352 --> 00:34:42,387 Get it! 718 00:34:42,487 --> 00:34:44,856 -Step right up! -OK, one more, one more. 719 00:34:45,922 --> 00:34:47,658 -Oh, man! -That was a good try. 720 00:34:47,759 --> 00:34:49,694 Throw a ball, win a fish. 721 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,173 Can I go another? 722 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,292 It's so expensive. 723 00:34:52,376 --> 00:34:53,612 But I need new fish. 724 00:34:53,696 --> 00:34:55,260 Step right up! 725 00:34:55,566 --> 00:34:57,402 Can I just buy some fish from you? 726 00:34:57,502 --> 00:34:58,969 This isn't a pet shop. 727 00:35:00,971 --> 00:35:02,205 Thank you. 728 00:35:04,246 --> 00:35:05,180 You got it. 729 00:35:06,183 --> 00:35:07,183 OK. 730 00:35:07,845 --> 00:35:09,380 OK! -Hi! 731 00:35:09,464 --> 00:35:10,231 -Hey. -Hey. 732 00:35:10,315 --> 00:35:11,750 -Excuse me. -How's it going? 733 00:35:11,834 --> 00:35:13,502 We're just burning through cash. 734 00:35:13,586 --> 00:35:14,487 -So, you're Russ? -Yeah. 735 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:16,740 I've heard a lot about you. Nice to meet you. 736 00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:18,507 This is Connor. I call him Conair. 737 00:35:18,591 --> 00:35:19,700 -Who's this? -We just met. 738 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:20,974 All right, let me have a go. 739 00:35:21,057 --> 00:35:22,478 Mind if I jump in? -Sure! 740 00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:25,329 Here. Here's $100. We'll play for a bit. 741 00:35:25,535 --> 00:35:27,143 Works for me. 742 00:35:31,022 --> 00:35:32,403 -Wow! -Shhh, shhh. 743 00:35:32,503 --> 00:35:34,906 What are you gonna do with all the fish? 744 00:35:35,005 --> 00:35:36,870 -Bang. -Holy shit! That was awesome! 745 00:35:36,954 --> 00:35:37,875 Thanks. 746 00:35:37,974 --> 00:35:39,577 Why are you so good at that? 747 00:35:39,677 --> 00:35:41,762 I just have a very soft touch. 748 00:35:41,968 --> 00:35:44,121 Most of the time. If you behave yourself. 749 00:35:44,281 --> 00:35:45,850 Is that your husband staring at us? 750 00:35:45,949 --> 00:35:46,887 No, he's my friend. 751 00:35:46,971 --> 00:35:48,466 -This is your friend? -That's Carey. 752 00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:50,154 Carey! Go ahead and "carry" this? 753 00:35:50,254 --> 00:35:52,135 How many do you want, Russ? -All of them. 754 00:35:52,219 --> 00:35:53,612 All of them? 755 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,750 Guys, come. Let's get the front row. 756 00:35:55,915 --> 00:35:59,203 Oh, hey. No, I'm with them. 757 00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:00,448 No, this one's full. You gotta go back. 758 00:36:00,531 --> 00:36:01,532 -Sorry. -What the hell? 759 00:36:01,633 --> 00:36:02,667 I just need to get on. 760 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:05,635 Oh. Can you take these? 761 00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,004 No, man, that's all you. 762 00:36:07,105 --> 00:36:07,838 No? 763 00:36:07,938 --> 00:36:09,173 Hold my hand! 764 00:36:11,112 --> 00:36:12,809 We should probably hold hands too. 765 00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:15,078 Russ, I got your fish safe and sound, man. 766 00:36:21,084 --> 00:36:22,720 Wait... This is a bad idea. 767 00:36:22,819 --> 00:36:24,422 Hold on! I got your fish! 768 00:36:24,522 --> 00:36:26,790 Oh, fuck! 769 00:36:28,259 --> 00:36:30,395 I'm holding... Oh no, I lost you! 770 00:36:33,797 --> 00:36:35,133 Oh, fuck, I just... 771 00:36:35,233 --> 00:36:36,134 Oh no, ah! 772 00:36:36,234 --> 00:36:38,802 Come on, guys! Come on, fish! 773 00:36:42,072 --> 00:36:43,874 Two left! I got two left. 774 00:36:43,974 --> 00:36:45,842 I got one left. I got one... 775 00:36:50,114 --> 00:36:53,584 Oh yeah. Cambodia, Machu Picchu, all the big countries. Africa. 776 00:36:53,685 --> 00:36:55,986 I've done a lot of work with Doctors Without Borders. 777 00:36:56,086 --> 00:36:57,020 Are you a doctor? 778 00:36:57,121 --> 00:36:58,523 No, I just run their socials. 779 00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:00,200 Guys, what do you want to do next? 780 00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:01,693 -Bumper cars! -Yeah, bumper cars! 781 00:37:01,793 --> 00:37:03,511 I can do that. You want to do bumper cars? 782 00:37:03,594 --> 00:37:04,595 -Yeah! -Buckle up! 783 00:37:04,696 --> 00:37:06,688 Hey! She's not doing bumper cars. 784 00:37:06,772 --> 00:37:07,740 Carey! 785 00:37:07,824 --> 00:37:09,871 She has a husband, and he's a great guy. 786 00:37:09,955 --> 00:37:11,105 And he happens to be my best friend, 787 00:37:11,188 --> 00:37:12,354 so she's not doing bumper cars. 788 00:37:12,437 --> 00:37:13,870 I know what bumper cars leads to. 789 00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:15,273 What do bumper cars lead to? 790 00:37:15,373 --> 00:37:17,342 If she wants to do bumper cars, she can. 791 00:37:17,442 --> 00:37:18,409 I know who you are, 792 00:37:18,509 --> 00:37:20,930 slick fucking handsome theme park guy, huh? 793 00:37:21,014 --> 00:37:22,905 Hitting on moms. I bet that's not even your kid. 794 00:37:22,989 --> 00:37:24,933 -What's your fucking problem? -What's my problem? 795 00:37:25,016 --> 00:37:27,385 You want to do bumper cars? Let's do fucking bumper cars! 796 00:37:27,485 --> 00:37:29,253 -Hey, hey, hey! -You wanna do bumper cars? 797 00:37:29,354 --> 00:37:31,922 Carey, what the fuck? What is wrong with you? 798 00:37:32,022 --> 00:37:33,090 What are you doing? 799 00:37:33,191 --> 00:37:35,159 Nothing! What is wrong with you? 800 00:37:35,259 --> 00:37:36,828 Why are you being like this? 801 00:37:36,927 --> 00:37:38,647 Because you're married. To my best friend. 802 00:37:40,131 --> 00:37:41,332 It didn't stop you! 803 00:37:41,432 --> 00:37:42,687 That's a mistake. 804 00:37:43,534 --> 00:37:44,822 Was it? 805 00:37:47,882 --> 00:37:51,209 This whole overprotective thing you're doing, 806 00:37:51,309 --> 00:37:53,311 is that for Paul or is it for you? 807 00:37:53,411 --> 00:37:54,512 Paul. 808 00:37:54,612 --> 00:37:55,879 Right. 809 00:37:56,302 --> 00:37:59,311 Well, Paul doesn't care. You heard him. 810 00:37:59,395 --> 00:38:01,486 Fine. I care. 811 00:38:01,586 --> 00:38:02,687 OK? 812 00:38:03,344 --> 00:38:04,278 I know you guys are all 813 00:38:04,362 --> 00:38:05,724 emotionally sophisticated and whatever, 814 00:38:05,807 --> 00:38:07,341 but when you sleep with someone, 815 00:38:07,425 --> 00:38:09,960 your body makes a commitment whether you do or not. 816 00:38:10,807 --> 00:38:11,941 What does that... Is that... 817 00:38:12,024 --> 00:38:13,192 Vanilla Sky, yes. 818 00:38:13,276 --> 00:38:15,312 But it doesn't make it any less true. 819 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,560 It's just... The other night, I keep thinking about it. 820 00:38:26,925 --> 00:38:29,059 Think about something else. 821 00:38:38,322 --> 00:38:40,591 That was, like, really good, yeah? 822 00:38:40,691 --> 00:38:41,793 Yeah! 823 00:38:41,893 --> 00:38:43,795 You got great endurance. 824 00:38:49,767 --> 00:38:52,437 Hey, what's your favorite band? 825 00:38:53,571 --> 00:38:57,073 Gun to my head, I'd probably say Macklemore. 826 00:38:59,310 --> 00:39:00,411 Or me! 827 00:39:00,511 --> 00:39:01,712 You play? 828 00:39:01,813 --> 00:39:02,713 Yeah, yeah. 829 00:39:02,814 --> 00:39:04,649 OK. Want to play me some? 830 00:39:06,289 --> 00:39:07,579 Yeah! 831 00:39:14,122 --> 00:39:15,758 Do you want some tea? 832 00:39:17,128 --> 00:39:19,597 Uh, yeah, I'll take an Arnold Palmer if you got one. 833 00:39:19,697 --> 00:39:22,479 Uh, I don't think I have that. 834 00:39:22,966 --> 00:39:25,436 But I have chamomile or rooibos. 835 00:39:25,978 --> 00:39:27,171 I'm good. 836 00:39:27,271 --> 00:39:28,272 OK. 837 00:39:29,273 --> 00:39:31,776 How long have you been a bartender for? 838 00:39:32,102 --> 00:39:33,737 Like, 8 months. 839 00:39:35,146 --> 00:39:37,815 It's kind of like the first thing I'm really good at. 840 00:39:37,915 --> 00:39:40,852 I feel like we've established you're good at other stuff too. 841 00:39:40,952 --> 00:39:41,985 Like what? 842 00:39:42,085 --> 00:39:43,711 Sex! You're really good at sex. 843 00:39:43,795 --> 00:39:44,711 Thank you! 844 00:39:44,795 --> 00:39:46,758 You know, I think you're pretty good, too. 845 00:39:46,858 --> 00:39:48,459 You might have scratched me, though. 846 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,394 Hey! Coño! 847 00:39:50,494 --> 00:39:52,564 No, it's OK! I kind of liked it. 848 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:54,661 What are you doing here? 849 00:39:54,745 --> 00:39:56,046 I'm eating a sandwich. 850 00:39:57,130 --> 00:39:59,086 What the fuck happened to your eyebrows? 851 00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:00,578 They burnt. 852 00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:03,480 ♪♪ Baby girl, come back to bed ♪ 853 00:40:03,564 --> 00:40:05,640 ♪ I think the blood is rushing from my head ♪ 854 00:40:05,724 --> 00:40:07,664 ♪ Down between my legs again ♪ 855 00:40:07,748 --> 00:40:10,321 ♪ And I'm ready for some more ♪ 856 00:40:10,405 --> 00:40:14,038 ♪ And I kind of liked the way you scratched my back ♪ 857 00:40:14,122 --> 00:40:17,689 ♪ And I'm going to scratch you back ♪♪ 858 00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:21,285 Who are you? 859 00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:23,462 Carey. 860 00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:28,160 Jackson, this is my husband, Carey. 861 00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:31,629 Is this wavy? 862 00:40:33,290 --> 00:40:34,656 This is wavy. 863 00:40:36,055 --> 00:40:37,424 You want a sandwich? 864 00:40:37,704 --> 00:40:38,809 Yeah, sure. 865 00:40:38,893 --> 00:40:40,928 Cool. You like meat? 866 00:40:41,044 --> 00:40:42,078 Yeah, I like meats. 867 00:40:42,179 --> 00:40:43,347 What are you doing? 868 00:40:44,348 --> 00:40:46,017 Making another sandwich. 869 00:40:46,117 --> 00:40:47,552 Carey, we can't both live here. 870 00:40:47,652 --> 00:40:48,486 You know that, right? 871 00:40:48,586 --> 00:40:49,587 Why not? 872 00:40:49,687 --> 00:40:50,721 We talked about this. 873 00:40:50,821 --> 00:40:52,077 -No, we didn't. -Right. 874 00:40:52,161 --> 00:40:53,329 I didn't finish my letter. 875 00:40:53,413 --> 00:40:54,960 I don't want to hear your fucking letter! 876 00:40:55,043 --> 00:40:56,746 Whoa, Jesus! 877 00:40:59,813 --> 00:41:02,883 Sorry, I took the Jitney here and I'm tired. 878 00:41:02,967 --> 00:41:05,436 So I'll probably just go to bed. 879 00:41:05,552 --> 00:41:06,620 Here? 880 00:41:06,704 --> 00:41:07,972 Yeah, the couch is fine. 881 00:41:08,071 --> 00:41:09,340 No, the couch is not fine. 882 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,480 This place has no walls. 883 00:41:10,575 --> 00:41:12,543 And I have to meet a client in the morning. 884 00:41:13,678 --> 00:41:16,213 Well, on the meat front, this sandwich goes hard. 885 00:41:16,314 --> 00:41:18,849 Hey, Jackson, you want some iced tea? 886 00:41:18,950 --> 00:41:20,083 I made some iced tea. 887 00:41:20,184 --> 00:41:21,419 And there's lemons in there. 888 00:41:21,519 --> 00:41:23,854 So I think that's an Arnold Palmer. 889 00:41:23,955 --> 00:41:24,922 Legend. 890 00:41:25,022 --> 00:41:26,457 Carey... 891 00:41:26,557 --> 00:41:31,295 I'm sure this is all, you know, very painful for you. 892 00:41:31,395 --> 00:41:32,797 But we need to figure this out. 893 00:41:32,881 --> 00:41:33,782 Figure what out? 894 00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:35,200 Divorce. 895 00:41:36,249 --> 00:41:38,719 If you could just let me finish the letter... 896 00:41:38,803 --> 00:41:40,738 No. Hey. Listen, Ashley. 897 00:41:41,296 --> 00:41:43,307 I get it. You want to sleep with other people. 898 00:41:43,407 --> 00:41:45,109 We don't need a divorce for that. 899 00:41:45,193 --> 00:41:46,728 What do you mean? 900 00:41:46,844 --> 00:41:47,993 It's a lot of work. 901 00:41:48,077 --> 00:41:49,129 It doesn't have to be. 902 00:41:49,213 --> 00:41:51,115 I mean, we don't have kids, we don't have money. 903 00:41:51,215 --> 00:41:53,384 Exactly, we don't have a reason to get divorced. 904 00:41:53,484 --> 00:41:55,155 Unless you definitively want me out of your life. 905 00:41:55,238 --> 00:41:57,473 No, I don't definitively want you out of my life. 906 00:41:57,955 --> 00:41:58,955 OK. 907 00:42:00,725 --> 00:42:02,326 What if we kept it open? 908 00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:05,630 Like, an open relationship? 909 00:42:05,730 --> 00:42:06,864 Yeah, sure. 910 00:42:08,733 --> 00:42:12,136 OK. Um, what does that entail? What are the rules? 911 00:42:12,236 --> 00:42:13,904 What do you want the rules to be? 912 00:42:14,005 --> 00:42:14,939 I don't want rules. 913 00:42:15,039 --> 00:42:16,641 Great. No rules. 914 00:42:17,608 --> 00:42:20,112 OK, what if... What if I meet someone? 915 00:42:21,245 --> 00:42:22,780 And it's serious? 916 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,448 Then, we get divorced. 917 00:42:25,616 --> 00:42:28,252 Yeah, I feel like this is a defense mechanism. 918 00:42:28,352 --> 00:42:30,087 And you're actually in a lot of pain. 919 00:42:30,187 --> 00:42:31,856 And that's OK. -No! 920 00:42:31,956 --> 00:42:33,824 I'm not. I'm wavy. 921 00:42:33,924 --> 00:42:35,059 I slept with someone too. 922 00:42:35,159 --> 00:42:36,160 Oh, you did? 923 00:42:36,260 --> 00:42:38,229 Yeah, it's good. So it's all good. 924 00:42:38,329 --> 00:42:41,098 We don't have to talk about it. We're even. 925 00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:42,366 OK. 926 00:42:42,466 --> 00:42:44,831 You guys are so inspiring. 927 00:42:44,915 --> 00:42:46,649 I hope I'm this mature when I'm your age. 928 00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:47,834 Thanks, Jackson. 929 00:42:47,918 --> 00:42:49,686 We're not that old. Go to bed. 930 00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:53,244 I'm going to be seeing people, and they're gonna be around. 931 00:42:53,344 --> 00:42:55,680 Cool! So will I! 932 00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:57,381 I'm not jealous. 933 00:42:57,481 --> 00:42:58,816 OK. 934 00:42:59,406 --> 00:43:03,254 Well, if it's good with you, it's good with me! 935 00:43:03,354 --> 00:43:05,523 That's more than good with me. 936 00:43:05,623 --> 00:43:08,954 Um, maybe we can get rid of the air-hockey table 937 00:43:09,038 --> 00:43:11,762 and just put a blow-up mattress in the Carey corner? 938 00:43:11,862 --> 00:43:13,097 Or not. 939 00:43:13,197 --> 00:43:17,001 Couch is good. Or the ledge or... 940 00:43:17,101 --> 00:43:18,969 -OK. -I'll find something. 941 00:43:20,105 --> 00:43:21,972 Good night. -Good night! 942 00:43:23,908 --> 00:43:25,110 Sleep well. 943 00:43:25,194 --> 00:43:26,662 Yeah, you too. 944 00:43:45,830 --> 00:43:47,264 Shhh! 945 00:43:56,216 --> 00:43:58,485 Oh, ho ho! Whoa! 946 00:43:58,843 --> 00:44:00,166 How does that feel? 947 00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:01,412 Holy shit! 948 00:44:01,512 --> 00:44:04,313 Yeah, you got some tightness in your temporal muscle, man. 949 00:44:04,397 --> 00:44:05,165 Open your jaw. 950 00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:07,541 -Fede, please come! -Yeah! 951 00:44:10,566 --> 00:44:11,798 Those 'fits are tight. 952 00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:12,985 You guys are real committed. 953 00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:14,206 My commitment knows no bounds. 954 00:44:14,289 --> 00:44:16,224 What are you doing here? We talked about this. 955 00:44:16,308 --> 00:44:17,843 Carey's helping with my resume. 956 00:44:17,927 --> 00:44:19,896 -You guys used to date? -Briefly. 957 00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:21,515 Let's... Let's just go. Let's go. 958 00:44:21,599 --> 00:44:24,168 Jackson, you gotta decide what you want to do. 959 00:44:24,252 --> 00:44:26,787 Well, this chiropractor thing seems pretty tight. 960 00:44:26,871 --> 00:44:29,673 No, that's a doctor. You gotta go to school for that. 961 00:44:31,408 --> 00:44:33,145 What are you good at? 962 00:44:33,245 --> 00:44:34,512 Dogs. 963 00:44:35,379 --> 00:44:36,531 Football. 964 00:44:36,615 --> 00:44:38,250 Paintball. Bench press. 965 00:44:38,502 --> 00:44:39,403 OK. 966 00:44:39,487 --> 00:44:41,090 I can fit a whole lemon in my mouth. 967 00:44:41,174 --> 00:44:42,575 No! Spit it out! 968 00:44:42,659 --> 00:44:43,694 Spit it out! 969 00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:47,218 You go handle the music. 970 00:44:47,404 --> 00:44:48,839 I'll handle the resume. 971 00:44:58,136 --> 00:44:59,316 Mmm! 972 00:45:00,977 --> 00:45:02,811 Oh my God! That was so relaxing. 973 00:45:02,895 --> 00:45:04,095 What an experience! 974 00:45:04,207 --> 00:45:05,208 How was it? 975 00:45:05,292 --> 00:45:07,260 The sound bath? Oh, it was so zen! 976 00:45:08,278 --> 00:45:10,115 -Hari om. -Hari om. 977 00:45:10,293 --> 00:45:11,928 Oh! 978 00:45:12,012 --> 00:45:13,679 How about you try a regular bath? 979 00:45:13,804 --> 00:45:14,839 Oh my God. 980 00:45:14,923 --> 00:45:15,923 Hello, bonita! 981 00:45:16,868 --> 00:45:18,101 That was a funny one. 982 00:45:18,185 --> 00:45:20,820 But I'll have you know that body odor stems from stress. 983 00:45:20,904 --> 00:45:22,007 And I, I hold none. 984 00:45:22,091 --> 00:45:23,049 Really? 985 00:45:23,133 --> 00:45:24,769 Can... Can you teach me that? 986 00:45:25,036 --> 00:45:26,269 Of course. Come. 987 00:45:26,353 --> 00:45:28,722 Carey, this has to stop. I know what you're doing. 988 00:45:28,806 --> 00:45:29,840 What am I doing? 989 00:45:29,924 --> 00:45:30,857 Why is Fede here? 990 00:45:30,941 --> 00:45:31,723 'Cause he's my friend. 991 00:45:31,807 --> 00:45:32,959 But why is he still here? 992 00:45:33,043 --> 00:45:34,454 He's having a hard time. 993 00:45:34,538 --> 00:45:35,973 Because I broke up with him? 994 00:45:36,073 --> 00:45:39,277 Yeah. Probably has something to do with it. 995 00:45:39,376 --> 00:45:41,180 We only dated for two weeks! 996 00:45:41,264 --> 00:45:43,500 -Yeah, well... -Two weeks! 997 00:45:45,614 --> 00:45:46,960 Oh, sorry, guys! 998 00:45:47,157 --> 00:45:48,759 Good vibrations. 999 00:45:49,954 --> 00:45:51,688 I made you some rooibos. 1000 00:45:53,290 --> 00:45:54,658 Game time! 1001 00:45:54,742 --> 00:45:56,311 Jackson, you're really good at this. 1002 00:45:56,395 --> 00:45:58,023 Stay focused. You're only down by three. 1003 00:45:58,106 --> 00:45:59,474 You can still come back. 1004 00:46:00,030 --> 00:46:01,331 Yo, where you going? 1005 00:46:02,492 --> 00:46:03,793 To a concert. 1006 00:46:06,076 --> 00:46:08,412 Oh, shit! I forgot my glow sticks. 1007 00:46:08,496 --> 00:46:09,731 And my lollipops. 1008 00:46:12,342 --> 00:46:14,145 What concert are you going to? 1009 00:46:14,229 --> 00:46:16,132 Chris Stapleton. 1010 00:46:16,413 --> 00:46:18,183 I thought you didn't like country. 1011 00:46:18,267 --> 00:46:21,072 ♪ That was before my time ♪ 1012 00:46:21,156 --> 00:46:22,357 Well, it's growing on me. 1013 00:46:22,441 --> 00:46:24,077 -What are y'all watching? -Lorenzo's Oil. 1014 00:46:25,777 --> 00:46:27,846 No, no! No habla español. 1015 00:46:27,930 --> 00:46:29,703 No habla español. Gringa! 1016 00:46:30,027 --> 00:46:31,354 What the fuck are you doing here? 1017 00:46:31,438 --> 00:46:33,070 I'm here to talk to your husband, Brutus. 1018 00:46:33,153 --> 00:46:34,789 Carey, Paul's here. 1019 00:46:34,873 --> 00:46:35,924 Hey, Paul! You OK? 1020 00:46:36,008 --> 00:46:37,634 No, I'm not OK. She kicked me out. 1021 00:46:37,718 --> 00:46:38,503 Oh, sorry. 1022 00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:39,680 I need a place to stay. 1023 00:46:39,764 --> 00:46:41,931 No! No, no. 1024 00:46:42,015 --> 00:46:43,093 I was talking to him. 1025 00:46:43,177 --> 00:46:45,559 It's my apartment, too. No. 1026 00:46:45,643 --> 00:46:47,460 Go home, talk to your wife. Fix it. 1027 00:46:47,544 --> 00:46:48,698 I can't fix it. OK? 1028 00:46:48,782 --> 00:46:49,747 I don't care. 1029 00:46:49,847 --> 00:46:50,969 I've been staying at a hotel. 1030 00:46:51,052 --> 00:46:52,053 She won't take my calls. 1031 00:46:52,137 --> 00:46:53,099 And my credit card's not working. 1032 00:46:53,183 --> 00:46:54,672 -I can loan you some money. -No, no. 1033 00:46:54,756 --> 00:46:57,575 No more loans, OK? I need you to help me fix this. 1034 00:46:57,709 --> 00:46:59,577 Ever since you guys had sex... -Wait, wait. 1035 00:46:59,661 --> 00:47:01,898 -...it's been worse and... -What? 1036 00:47:02,173 --> 00:47:04,040 That's who you slept with? 1037 00:47:04,124 --> 00:47:05,859 Right behind our backs. 1038 00:47:05,943 --> 00:47:06,710 When? 1039 00:47:06,794 --> 00:47:08,696 After you asked for our divorce. 1040 00:47:08,899 --> 00:47:10,582 -I didn't expect that. -Me neither. 1041 00:47:10,666 --> 00:47:12,689 I said I was sorry. What more do you want from me? 1042 00:47:12,772 --> 00:47:14,573 I don't know! I don't know what to do. 1043 00:47:14,657 --> 00:47:17,651 I just feel like everything is very, very imbalanced, 1044 00:47:17,735 --> 00:47:20,004 and we need to find a way to restore the balance. 1045 00:47:20,088 --> 00:47:22,447 And you had sex with my wife, so maybe, I don't know... 1046 00:47:24,615 --> 00:47:26,640 -No fucking way! -What is wrong with you? 1047 00:47:26,724 --> 00:47:28,943 You have sex with my wife, but I can't with yours? 1048 00:47:29,027 --> 00:47:30,534 On what fucking planet, Paul? 1049 00:47:30,618 --> 00:47:32,628 I don't want to have sex with you either. Ashley ok? 1050 00:47:32,711 --> 00:47:35,380 I just want my wife back. Why is everything so complicated? 1051 00:47:35,464 --> 00:47:36,459 I'm not that bad-looking. 1052 00:47:36,543 --> 00:47:38,058 It has nothing to do with looks! 1053 00:47:38,142 --> 00:47:39,945 This kind of shit happens all the time. 1054 00:47:40,029 --> 00:47:41,011 Come on, Sutton, let's go. 1055 00:47:41,095 --> 00:47:42,397 -Who are they? -Her lovers. 1056 00:47:42,481 --> 00:47:43,969 Ex-lovers. Go home. 1057 00:47:44,053 --> 00:47:45,356 Hey, movie night every Thursday. 1058 00:47:45,439 --> 00:47:46,975 Next week's Doctor Zhivago. 1059 00:47:47,059 --> 00:47:48,560 OK, fill me in. What did I miss? 1060 00:47:48,686 --> 00:47:51,188 They're trying to make an oil to save their son, Lorenzo. 1061 00:47:51,272 --> 00:47:52,179 I need to get my bags. 1062 00:47:52,263 --> 00:47:54,078 He's got some disease. I think like an ALS. 1063 00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:55,776 -ALD. -Yeah, ALDS. 1064 00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:57,327 No, that's a baseball thing. 1065 00:47:57,411 --> 00:47:59,209 You got to win that to get to the World Series. 1066 00:47:59,292 --> 00:48:01,593 No way this kid's going to the World Series. 1067 00:48:06,231 --> 00:48:08,234 Russ, what day is your assignment due 1068 00:48:08,318 --> 00:48:10,129 for your biodiversity class? 1069 00:48:13,097 --> 00:48:14,644 Russ! 1070 00:48:14,728 --> 00:48:16,736 Come on, honey, you know the rules. 1071 00:48:16,820 --> 00:48:18,421 No headphones in the car. 1072 00:48:18,735 --> 00:48:21,368 If you want to listen, just plug it in. 1073 00:48:23,114 --> 00:48:26,717 I was asking you what day your assignment is due. 1074 00:48:33,485 --> 00:48:35,292 What is this? 1075 00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:37,181 Aborted Fetus. 1076 00:48:40,878 --> 00:48:42,080 I like it. 1077 00:48:43,687 --> 00:48:44,862 It's nice. 1078 00:48:45,074 --> 00:48:47,048 Just gonna turn it down a little. 1079 00:48:48,372 --> 00:48:49,641 A little bit. 1080 00:48:54,859 --> 00:48:56,493 Listen, honey... 1081 00:48:57,942 --> 00:49:00,543 If you're upset, it's OK to be upset. 1082 00:49:01,907 --> 00:49:03,541 I'm upset, too. 1083 00:49:04,095 --> 00:49:07,698 Sometimes, in life, you have to deal with difficult emotions. 1084 00:49:07,782 --> 00:49:08,984 And you have to... 1085 00:49:16,228 --> 00:49:18,429 -What up, Russ? -Hey, coach Carey. 1086 00:49:18,513 --> 00:49:20,682 Guess what? Volleyball today! 1087 00:49:20,766 --> 00:49:21,867 Whatever. 1088 00:49:21,951 --> 00:49:23,451 Sweet headphones. 1089 00:49:25,142 --> 00:49:27,679 Hey! How you been? -Hi! 1090 00:49:29,099 --> 00:49:30,568 Been better. -Same. 1091 00:49:30,761 --> 00:49:31,996 Hold on! 1092 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,248 Carey, hey! 1093 00:49:33,332 --> 00:49:34,466 You got to talk to Paul. 1094 00:49:34,550 --> 00:49:35,484 I have Pilates! 1095 00:49:35,568 --> 00:49:36,669 Do I? 1096 00:49:36,753 --> 00:49:38,021 Yeah. He's been staying with me. 1097 00:49:38,104 --> 00:49:39,873 We don't have a lot of room at our place. 1098 00:49:39,957 --> 00:49:41,359 I had to move the hockey table. 1099 00:49:41,443 --> 00:49:44,659 Can you believe this shit? The gym teacher's on drop-offs! 1100 00:49:44,743 --> 00:49:46,078 Hey! Stop honking! 1101 00:49:46,162 --> 00:49:47,765 Did he tell you what happened? 1102 00:49:47,849 --> 00:49:49,183 Yeah. That you kicked him out. 1103 00:49:50,185 --> 00:49:51,253 Fuck you! 1104 00:49:51,337 --> 00:49:52,940 -Stop honking, Mary! -Oh, God! 1105 00:49:53,024 --> 00:49:54,693 I have the sign. I'll tell you when to go. 1106 00:49:54,776 --> 00:49:56,043 Go back to the gym! 1107 00:49:56,127 --> 00:49:57,510 They make me do this on Tuesday. 1108 00:49:57,594 --> 00:49:58,824 I don't want to be here either. 1109 00:49:58,907 --> 00:50:00,347 -Get in. -I got to... 1110 00:50:00,431 --> 00:50:01,900 Yeah, you're right. Fuck it. 1111 00:50:01,984 --> 00:50:04,652 All right, you're on your own. Watch out for kids. 1112 00:50:04,736 --> 00:50:05,837 There you go! 1113 00:50:08,558 --> 00:50:10,328 Do you want to know what really happened? 1114 00:50:10,412 --> 00:50:11,225 Yeah. 1115 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:14,245 Well, he was totally over-leveraged in real estate. 1116 00:50:14,329 --> 00:50:16,298 And it all completely blew up. 1117 00:50:16,382 --> 00:50:18,919 And he shut the company down last week. 1118 00:50:19,384 --> 00:50:20,851 Holy shit! 1119 00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:22,611 What? He didn't mention any of that to you? 1120 00:50:22,694 --> 00:50:23,862 No! 1121 00:50:27,018 --> 00:50:28,186 How bad is it? 1122 00:50:28,270 --> 00:50:30,075 It's a fucking mess. 1123 00:50:30,318 --> 00:50:32,610 I don't know all the details, but I... 1124 00:50:34,053 --> 00:50:36,055 We could lose everything. 1125 00:50:36,139 --> 00:50:38,002 They froze our accounts! 1126 00:50:38,944 --> 00:50:40,378 Whoa. 1127 00:50:41,295 --> 00:50:42,797 How's Russ doing? 1128 00:50:42,881 --> 00:50:45,028 I don't know. Not great. 1129 00:50:45,112 --> 00:50:47,152 I don't know how to explain to him what's going on 1130 00:50:47,236 --> 00:50:50,204 because I... I don't understand myself. 1131 00:50:50,927 --> 00:50:52,637 You should talk to Paul. 1132 00:50:53,257 --> 00:50:54,663 Did he ask you to talk to me? 1133 00:50:54,747 --> 00:50:56,214 Is that why you're talking to me? 1134 00:50:56,298 --> 00:50:57,533 No! 1135 00:51:00,498 --> 00:51:01,860 OK. Yeah. 1136 00:51:02,801 --> 00:51:03,903 He did ask me to talk to you. 1137 00:51:03,986 --> 00:51:05,588 But that's not why I'm talking to you. 1138 00:51:05,672 --> 00:51:06,809 I just like talking to you. 1139 00:51:06,893 --> 00:51:09,349 You tell Paul that I'm not talking to him 1140 00:51:09,433 --> 00:51:11,334 because I don't believe a word 1141 00:51:11,418 --> 00:51:13,587 that comes out of his fucking mouth. 1142 00:51:15,571 --> 00:51:16,940 OK, I'll let him know. 1143 00:51:17,849 --> 00:51:20,786 Brandon Lugiana, do not do that! 1144 00:51:28,694 --> 00:51:30,462 I think about you all the time. 1145 00:51:30,829 --> 00:51:32,700 I know you guys are in an open relationship, 1146 00:51:32,784 --> 00:51:35,390 and it's not a big deal to you, but it was to me. 1147 00:51:43,842 --> 00:51:45,677 It was for me, too. 1148 00:51:46,745 --> 00:51:48,097 Really? 1149 00:51:51,315 --> 00:51:53,184 I never did it. 1150 00:51:54,553 --> 00:51:55,787 Did what? 1151 00:51:58,222 --> 00:52:01,158 I never slept with anyone else. 1152 00:52:02,728 --> 00:52:04,161 But you did with me. 1153 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,411 Yes, I did. 1154 00:52:07,114 --> 00:52:08,048 You were there. 1155 00:52:08,132 --> 00:52:09,400 Yeah, I was. 1156 00:52:09,484 --> 00:52:10,519 Mm-hmm. 1157 00:52:11,452 --> 00:52:13,488 OK, cool. I got to go. 1158 00:52:13,572 --> 00:52:14,840 OK, bye. 1159 00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:16,675 OK. 1160 00:52:40,065 --> 00:52:41,432 ♪♪ Yeah ♪ 1161 00:52:57,582 --> 00:53:00,852 ♪ I feel so silly without my pasta e fagioli ♪ 1162 00:53:04,823 --> 00:53:07,793 ♪ Can't have nobody without my pasta e fagioli ♪ 1163 00:53:19,403 --> 00:53:22,507 ♪ I need somebody to lick my pasta e fagioli ♪ 1164 00:53:34,385 --> 00:53:36,287 ♪ Pasta e fagioli! ♪♪ 1165 00:53:36,786 --> 00:53:38,857 Oh, wow! It is so good! 1166 00:53:38,941 --> 00:53:40,408 This pasta e fagioli slaps. 1167 00:53:40,492 --> 00:53:42,561 Mmm! It's perfecto! 1168 00:53:42,645 --> 00:53:44,212 Grazie. 1169 00:53:46,078 --> 00:53:47,512 Excuse me a minute? 1170 00:53:49,534 --> 00:53:51,033 -Is he OK? -He's fine. 1171 00:53:51,117 --> 00:53:52,219 He's got the sad sads, 1172 00:53:52,303 --> 00:53:53,960 'cause someone never officially benched him. 1173 00:53:54,043 --> 00:53:55,436 I never officially dated him. 1174 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,489 You know what's official? Marriage. 1175 00:53:57,688 --> 00:53:58,789 Marriage is official. 1176 00:53:58,873 --> 00:54:00,708 Hey, Paul, how long are you staying? 1177 00:54:01,231 --> 00:54:02,266 As long as it takes. 1178 00:54:02,350 --> 00:54:03,718 As long as what takes? 1179 00:54:03,915 --> 00:54:05,950 Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late. 1180 00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:07,735 We went into overtime. 1181 00:54:07,819 --> 00:54:08,528 Game was great. 1182 00:54:08,612 --> 00:54:10,548 I mean, we lost, but the girls were great. 1183 00:54:10,632 --> 00:54:12,200 Carey, I saved you a bowl. 1184 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:13,715 I would have made more, 1185 00:54:13,799 --> 00:54:15,100 but I didn't know I was cooking for so many. 1186 00:54:15,183 --> 00:54:16,285 You weren't supposed to. 1187 00:54:16,369 --> 00:54:18,271 It's OK, Antoneta. I have plans. 1188 00:54:18,450 --> 00:54:19,874 I gotta take a shower. 1189 00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:21,626 Wow! Busy guy. 1190 00:54:21,773 --> 00:54:22,807 I get it, man. 1191 00:54:22,891 --> 00:54:24,292 I don't think you do. 1192 00:54:24,536 --> 00:54:27,264 I can fix anything, anything. 1193 00:54:27,739 --> 00:54:32,469 Bad posture, migraines, scoliosis, ruptured discs... 1194 00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:34,336 I can't fix this. 1195 00:54:36,563 --> 00:54:38,642 It just feels like the universe is out of alignment, 1196 00:54:38,726 --> 00:54:39,927 and I can't adjust it. 1197 00:54:41,953 --> 00:54:43,588 I really get it. 1198 00:54:45,389 --> 00:54:46,658 Do you? 1199 00:54:46,758 --> 00:54:47,926 Yeah. 1200 00:54:52,838 --> 00:54:54,440 Thanks, man. 1201 00:54:54,524 --> 00:54:57,292 Oh! Um... 1202 00:54:58,249 --> 00:55:01,052 You should go talk to her about it, OK? 1203 00:55:01,136 --> 00:55:02,140 Hey, you ever hire people 1204 00:55:02,223 --> 00:55:03,976 with, like, no experience whatsoever? 1205 00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:05,978 Yeah! You can pay them less. 1206 00:55:06,761 --> 00:55:08,559 Wait, how much do you pay them? 1207 00:55:08,643 --> 00:55:09,977 $2.75 an hour. 1208 00:55:10,061 --> 00:55:11,199 That's not even minimum wage. 1209 00:55:11,282 --> 00:55:12,559 Yeah. That's what tips are for. 1210 00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:13,845 Food prices, you can't control. 1211 00:55:13,928 --> 00:55:15,583 But you can always pay the staff less. 1212 00:55:15,667 --> 00:55:18,426 When they burn out, there's always people looking for work! 1213 00:55:18,510 --> 00:55:19,718 I'm looking for work. 1214 00:55:21,693 --> 00:55:23,745 Yeah, it's really competitive right now. 1215 00:55:25,414 --> 00:55:26,451 Cute butt! 1216 00:55:26,535 --> 00:55:28,134 Jesus Christ, Ashley! 1217 00:55:28,218 --> 00:55:29,888 Can I have some privacy? 1218 00:55:30,228 --> 00:55:31,963 I've seen you naked before. 1219 00:55:32,891 --> 00:55:35,127 Yeah, but not since everything happened. 1220 00:55:35,211 --> 00:55:36,714 OK, well, here we are. 1221 00:55:37,742 --> 00:55:38,628 What are you doing? 1222 00:55:38,712 --> 00:55:40,246 I'm just brushing my teeth. 1223 00:55:44,316 --> 00:55:45,817 Mmm... 1224 00:55:46,865 --> 00:55:47,795 You know what? 1225 00:55:47,879 --> 00:55:49,741 I can't have all these people in our apartment. 1226 00:55:49,825 --> 00:55:51,526 -They're your lovers! -Ex-lovers. 1227 00:55:51,610 --> 00:55:53,062 You broke up with Antoneta? 1228 00:55:53,146 --> 00:55:54,763 No, but when I do, I'd appreciate it 1229 00:55:54,847 --> 00:55:56,128 if you wouldn't invite her. 1230 00:55:56,212 --> 00:55:58,828 OK, well, Tuesday's FIFA night, 1231 00:55:58,912 --> 00:56:00,532 and she's already in a bracket, 1232 00:56:00,632 --> 00:56:02,944 so it's going to be a little tricky. 1233 00:56:03,028 --> 00:56:03,666 Carey. 1234 00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:06,458 You're the one who told me I needed to make friends. 1235 00:56:07,172 --> 00:56:08,840 Do you like it? 1236 00:56:10,141 --> 00:56:12,010 Yeah, you look great. 1237 00:56:12,094 --> 00:56:13,394 Is it too much? 1238 00:56:13,478 --> 00:56:14,969 No, it's never too much. 1239 00:56:15,053 --> 00:56:16,655 You should try one with a low back, 1240 00:56:16,739 --> 00:56:17,865 'cause you have a great back. 1241 00:56:17,948 --> 00:56:19,216 This one has a low back. 1242 00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:20,536 Oh. 1243 00:56:22,773 --> 00:56:24,408 Yeah, it's perfect. 1244 00:56:28,780 --> 00:56:32,250 We're supposed to go see a mentalist tonight. 1245 00:56:32,334 --> 00:56:34,637 But, I mean, I can totally cancel. 1246 00:56:34,721 --> 00:56:36,380 We could stay in, watch a movie, 1247 00:56:36,464 --> 00:56:37,565 just us two. 1248 00:56:37,742 --> 00:56:38,910 I have plans. 1249 00:56:39,136 --> 00:56:40,706 -Oh. -What plans? 1250 00:56:42,026 --> 00:56:43,732 -Paul. -Goddamn it! 1251 00:56:43,816 --> 00:56:45,485 Paul, go home! 1252 00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:46,736 Hey, everyone! 1253 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,534 Everyone needs to leave! 1254 00:56:48,618 --> 00:56:49,505 I will happily leave 1255 00:56:49,589 --> 00:56:52,323 as soon as my wife starts talking to me again. 1256 00:56:52,407 --> 00:56:54,415 Speaking of which, have you, uh, talked to her? 1257 00:56:54,499 --> 00:56:56,957 -Not yet. -Oh, wow! That's a shame. 1258 00:56:57,041 --> 00:56:59,120 I thought for sure you might have run into her 1259 00:56:59,204 --> 00:57:00,629 dropping Russ off at school. 1260 00:57:00,919 --> 00:57:01,985 I didn't. 1261 00:57:02,513 --> 00:57:04,130 Are you sure you didn't do something 1262 00:57:04,214 --> 00:57:05,849 to make her so upset? 1263 00:57:06,151 --> 00:57:07,952 No, nothing I can think of. 1264 00:57:08,036 --> 00:57:09,270 Nothing at all? 1265 00:57:09,354 --> 00:57:10,486 No, nothing. 1266 00:57:10,570 --> 00:57:12,579 Why, do you know something? -No. 1267 00:57:12,663 --> 00:57:15,132 -What the fuck is going on? -Nothing. 1268 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,802 Who do you have plans with? 1269 00:57:17,886 --> 00:57:19,088 A woman. 1270 00:57:19,172 --> 00:57:20,684 I didn't know you were dating someone. 1271 00:57:20,767 --> 00:57:22,569 -Yeah, me neither. -It's very new. 1272 00:57:23,755 --> 00:57:24,823 I'd love to meet her. 1273 00:57:24,907 --> 00:57:26,709 -Yeah, me too. -So would I. 1274 00:57:28,055 --> 00:57:29,357 Fede, I told you to leave! 1275 00:57:30,738 --> 00:57:31,840 -They got to go. -OK. 1276 00:57:32,057 --> 00:57:33,171 -They got to go. -Guys, you got to go. 1277 00:57:33,254 --> 00:57:34,859 -Everybody, out! -Come on, Fede! 1278 00:57:34,943 --> 00:57:36,710 Get out of the fucking house, dude. 1279 00:57:36,794 --> 00:57:38,763 -I think you should go. -Go home! 1280 00:57:38,847 --> 00:57:40,549 No, no, no, she doesn't mean me. 1281 00:58:07,137 --> 00:58:08,366 Hello? 1282 00:58:08,450 --> 00:58:09,684 Yes! 1283 00:58:09,934 --> 00:58:11,870 OK, what happened? 1284 00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:17,081 OK, I'm coming now. 1285 00:58:17,165 --> 00:58:18,767 Yes, I'm on my way now. 1286 00:58:21,620 --> 00:58:22,888 Hey! 1287 00:58:23,227 --> 00:58:24,464 No, no, no! What are you doing? 1288 00:58:24,547 --> 00:58:25,848 Are you taking my car? 1289 00:58:25,932 --> 00:58:26,933 Oh, it's my car now. 1290 00:58:27,017 --> 00:58:29,196 You can't! Sir! 1291 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:30,915 You cannot take my car! 1292 00:58:30,999 --> 00:58:32,500 I need my car right now! 1293 00:58:32,584 --> 00:58:34,386 I need my car! 1294 00:58:34,470 --> 00:58:37,406 And that sums up why my second wife left me. 1295 00:58:37,490 --> 00:58:40,126 Connie. She was a good woman. 1296 00:58:40,210 --> 00:58:42,680 My third wife... Ay, ay, ay. 1297 00:58:45,984 --> 00:58:49,320 Sorry about the whole car thing! Good luck. 1298 00:58:52,911 --> 00:58:54,355 Hey. 1299 00:58:54,439 --> 00:58:56,174 Don't admit anything, OK? 1300 00:58:56,882 --> 00:58:58,384 Deny, deny, deny. 1301 00:58:58,737 --> 00:58:59,905 Deny. 1302 00:59:01,052 --> 00:59:02,423 Deny. 1303 00:59:06,857 --> 00:59:08,492 I'm sorry, Mom. 1304 00:59:13,505 --> 00:59:15,340 Hey, have you checked your messages? 1305 00:59:15,607 --> 00:59:18,169 Mr. and Mrs. Piampiano. 1306 00:59:18,253 --> 00:59:20,489 Would you join me, please? 1307 00:59:25,858 --> 00:59:28,344 Don't say anything. We will handle this. 1308 00:59:28,428 --> 00:59:29,629 OK. 1309 00:59:39,257 --> 00:59:41,092 What's going on with you? 1310 00:59:41,176 --> 00:59:43,045 He did it to me first. 1311 00:59:43,129 --> 00:59:44,563 Did what? 1312 00:59:46,424 --> 00:59:49,928 Brandon Lugiana pantsed me in front of Lauren Whittenberg. 1313 00:59:50,012 --> 00:59:51,295 Then they got caught around my ankles, 1314 00:59:51,378 --> 00:59:52,971 so everyone saw everything. 1315 00:59:54,165 --> 00:59:56,355 Brandon Lugiana is a little asshole. 1316 00:59:58,016 --> 00:59:59,584 That's why I got him back. 1317 00:59:59,668 --> 01:00:02,604 Hammurabi's Code. Eye for an eye. 1318 01:00:03,621 --> 01:00:04,856 What? 1319 01:00:04,940 --> 01:00:07,242 It's the oldest legal system in the world. 1320 01:00:07,326 --> 01:00:08,694 Mesopotamia. 1321 01:00:09,701 --> 01:00:12,337 I didn't mean to break his arm, though. 1322 01:00:12,637 --> 01:00:14,605 Why do you keep getting in trouble? 1323 01:00:14,689 --> 01:00:16,190 You're a smart kid. 1324 01:00:16,995 --> 01:00:18,397 It doesn't matter. 1325 01:00:18,481 --> 01:00:20,117 The school system's broken. 1326 01:00:20,258 --> 01:00:21,822 Rockefeller modeled it after factories 1327 01:00:21,906 --> 01:00:23,786 to create more obedient workers. 1328 01:00:25,189 --> 01:00:26,624 Where did you hear that? 1329 01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:27,742 A TED Talk. 1330 01:00:28,961 --> 01:00:30,728 Don't you want to go to college? 1331 01:00:30,812 --> 01:00:33,148 Nah. It's too expensive. 1332 01:00:33,232 --> 01:00:35,368 And my parents are always fighting about money. 1333 01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:37,907 I think they're getting a divorce. 1334 01:00:37,991 --> 01:00:39,325 Did they say that? 1335 01:00:39,409 --> 01:00:42,613 No, but I heard my mom talking to a lawyer. 1336 01:00:42,887 --> 01:00:45,324 And I think she has a new boyfriend. 1337 01:00:45,685 --> 01:00:47,819 Why do you think she has a new boyfriend? 1338 01:00:47,903 --> 01:00:50,405 I saw a pair of New Balance sneakers in her room. 1339 01:00:50,489 --> 01:00:52,725 My dad would never wear New Balance. 1340 01:00:52,809 --> 01:00:54,411 He's too cool. 1341 01:00:58,329 --> 01:01:00,110 Don't worry, we're gonna get you out of this. 1342 01:01:00,193 --> 01:01:01,355 OK? 1343 01:01:01,828 --> 01:01:04,596 Just... tell the truth. 1344 01:01:05,322 --> 01:01:06,624 It always comes out eventually. 1345 01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:09,484 Mr. Grant, Russell, please. 1346 01:01:10,202 --> 01:01:12,437 Let's go. Tell the truth. 1347 01:01:32,858 --> 01:01:37,315 Mr. Grant, as I was explaining to Mr. and Mrs. Piampiano, 1348 01:01:37,415 --> 01:01:40,381 Brandon Lugiana claims that Russell 1349 01:01:40,465 --> 01:01:42,193 assaulted him in your PE class. 1350 01:01:42,277 --> 01:01:43,942 I mean, that's a stretch. 1351 01:01:44,026 --> 01:01:45,951 I'm not an attorney, but that sounds like hearsay. 1352 01:01:46,034 --> 01:01:48,035 I just pantsed him. He fell on his own. 1353 01:01:48,119 --> 01:01:49,415 Russ, what did I say? 1354 01:01:49,499 --> 01:01:50,523 A number of eyewitnesses 1355 01:01:50,606 --> 01:01:51,495 have also come forward. 1356 01:01:51,579 --> 01:01:54,049 And it's clear it was a deliberate act. 1357 01:01:54,305 --> 01:01:56,775 An act of retribution. -Retribution? 1358 01:01:56,859 --> 01:01:59,230 You're turning the place into a snitch breeding ground, Harry. 1359 01:01:59,313 --> 01:02:00,056 Dr. Ott! 1360 01:02:00,140 --> 01:02:01,805 Doctor? What are you a doctor of? 1361 01:02:01,889 --> 01:02:02,995 Maybe this is retribution 1362 01:02:03,079 --> 01:02:05,435 for when I started a bonfire in the cafeteria. 1363 01:02:05,519 --> 01:02:06,661 I fucking knew it was you. 1364 01:02:06,745 --> 01:02:08,713 Allegedly. When I allegedly started a bonfire. 1365 01:02:08,797 --> 01:02:11,265 Paul, can we please talk about Russ? 1366 01:02:11,349 --> 01:02:15,075 It feels as though you're making assumptions about his intent. 1367 01:02:15,657 --> 01:02:17,907 Well, what was it, Russell? 1368 01:02:18,229 --> 01:02:20,098 What was your intent? 1369 01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:22,857 I just wanted to pull his pants down 1370 01:02:22,941 --> 01:02:25,067 so everyone could see that he had a little penis too. 1371 01:02:25,151 --> 01:02:27,253 -Russ. -He did it to me first! 1372 01:02:27,337 --> 01:02:30,975 Yeah, but you didn't mean to break the kid's arm, right? 1373 01:02:31,422 --> 01:02:32,924 Tell him that. 1374 01:02:33,008 --> 01:02:35,126 Regardless, the outcome is the outcome. 1375 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:36,505 Doesn't matter what his intent was. 1376 01:02:36,588 --> 01:02:38,457 -Yes, it does. -Dr. Ott, you're right. 1377 01:02:38,541 --> 01:02:41,158 Russ will be responsible for what he did. 1378 01:02:41,311 --> 01:02:42,546 No, he's not right. 1379 01:02:42,630 --> 01:02:44,770 Sometimes, you intend to do a good thing, 1380 01:02:44,854 --> 01:02:46,646 and bad things happen that are outside your control. 1381 01:02:46,729 --> 01:02:48,843 Yeah, then you need to be held accountable for them. 1382 01:02:48,926 --> 01:02:50,231 -I agree! -Yeah, me too. 1383 01:02:50,315 --> 01:02:52,584 -I agree with Mrs. Piampiano. -I'm with Jules... 1384 01:02:52,668 --> 01:02:53,568 I mean Mrs. Piampiano. 1385 01:02:53,652 --> 01:02:56,163 We have a zero-tolerance policy for violence 1386 01:02:56,247 --> 01:02:57,964 here at The Dirby School. 1387 01:02:58,048 --> 01:03:00,894 So, Russell will be expelled. 1388 01:03:00,978 --> 01:03:02,949 -What the fuck, Harry? -This fucking school! 1389 01:03:03,033 --> 01:03:04,553 This was blown out of proportion. 1390 01:03:04,637 --> 01:03:05,687 I don't think it is. 1391 01:03:05,771 --> 01:03:08,134 We have a zero-tolerance policy against violence. 1392 01:03:08,218 --> 01:03:10,591 -I told him to do it. -Excuse me? 1393 01:03:10,981 --> 01:03:12,759 Yeah, Brandon Lugiana pantsed Russ 1394 01:03:12,843 --> 01:03:13,862 in front of Lauren Whittenberg. 1395 01:03:13,945 --> 01:03:16,046 So I told Russ to pants him back. 1396 01:03:17,154 --> 01:03:20,458 It's Hammurabi's code. Mesopotamia. 1397 01:03:20,945 --> 01:03:22,214 Well... 1398 01:03:23,562 --> 01:03:24,730 OK. 1399 01:03:26,124 --> 01:03:27,484 You're fired. 1400 01:03:27,568 --> 01:03:28,975 Shit. 1401 01:03:30,096 --> 01:03:31,363 I'm sorry. 1402 01:03:31,447 --> 01:03:33,487 Why would you tell him to do that? 1403 01:03:34,186 --> 01:03:35,695 He didn't. 1404 01:03:35,779 --> 01:03:38,515 We pay $35,000 for him to go to this indoctrination center, 1405 01:03:38,599 --> 01:03:40,255 and they kick him out for standing up to a bully. 1406 01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:41,731 Paul, shut the fuck up! 1407 01:03:41,815 --> 01:03:43,321 I'm just saying, we should be proud of him. 1408 01:03:43,404 --> 01:03:44,837 Hey, I'm proud of you. 1409 01:03:45,722 --> 01:03:48,325 Carey, can you please take Russ to the car? 1410 01:03:48,409 --> 01:03:49,710 Are you guys gonna talk? 1411 01:03:49,794 --> 01:03:51,868 Yeah, baby, I'm gonna talk to your dad. 1412 01:03:51,952 --> 01:03:53,687 Come on, Russ, let's go. 1413 01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:54,875 It worked. 1414 01:03:54,959 --> 01:03:56,228 They're talking. 1415 01:03:58,549 --> 01:03:59,479 I can fix it. 1416 01:03:59,563 --> 01:04:00,696 You can't fix it. 1417 01:04:00,780 --> 01:04:02,450 I needed to keep you insulated to... 1418 01:04:02,534 --> 01:04:05,098 You put loans in our son's name. 1419 01:04:05,182 --> 01:04:07,151 Do you know how fucking disgusting that is? 1420 01:04:07,235 --> 01:04:08,403 Out of context, yes. 1421 01:04:08,487 --> 01:04:11,307 What context? What fucking context makes that OK? 1422 01:04:11,391 --> 01:04:12,892 There was no way I could predict 1423 01:04:12,976 --> 01:04:14,516 rates would jump the way they did. 1424 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,058 But I am working it out with the banks one by one, 1425 01:04:17,142 --> 01:04:18,549 as I file for bankruptcy. 1426 01:04:18,633 --> 01:04:19,434 Bankruptcy? 1427 01:04:19,518 --> 01:04:20,691 Yes, people go bankrupt all the time. 1428 01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:22,230 Walt Disney, Lincoln, Meatloaf... 1429 01:04:22,314 --> 01:04:23,281 Stop talking. 1430 01:04:23,365 --> 01:04:24,734 It's a financial tool for reset. 1431 01:04:24,818 --> 01:04:26,021 It wipes the slate clean. 1432 01:04:26,105 --> 01:04:27,821 Actually, it can be a positive thing if... 1433 01:04:27,905 --> 01:04:29,274 They're taking the beach house. 1434 01:04:29,358 --> 01:04:30,573 Yeah, the beach house is gone. 1435 01:04:30,656 --> 01:04:31,639 But our house is in your name. 1436 01:04:31,723 --> 01:04:32,947 They repossessed my car. 1437 01:04:33,031 --> 01:04:34,355 Yeah well, the car was in the company name. 1438 01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:35,743 Have you heard my messages? 1439 01:04:35,827 --> 01:04:36,930 I said to park in the garage. 1440 01:04:37,013 --> 01:04:38,258 -Stop talking! -Listen Jules. 1441 01:04:38,342 --> 01:04:40,112 We have to unwind things strategically, right now. 1442 01:04:40,195 --> 01:04:41,362 Or we could lose everything. 1443 01:04:41,446 --> 01:04:43,749 -Are you being indicted? -No. 1444 01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:46,049 Fucking liar! I spoke to the attorney. 1445 01:04:46,133 --> 01:04:48,394 OK, well, technically, nothing I did was illegal. 1446 01:04:48,478 --> 01:04:49,714 But now they look like assholes, 1447 01:04:49,797 --> 01:04:50,814 so they're coming for me on taxes. 1448 01:04:50,897 --> 01:04:52,165 When were you going to tell me this? 1449 01:04:52,248 --> 01:04:54,017 When you answered my phone calls. 1450 01:04:54,678 --> 01:04:56,280 When were you going to tell me? 1451 01:04:56,364 --> 01:04:57,831 Tell you what? 1452 01:04:58,697 --> 01:05:00,261 Are you sleeping with my best friend? 1453 01:05:02,982 --> 01:05:04,836 Yes, I am. 1454 01:05:05,470 --> 01:05:07,205 Are you doing it to hurt me? 1455 01:05:07,839 --> 01:05:09,225 No. 1456 01:05:09,821 --> 01:05:11,790 Why? Does it hurt? 1457 01:05:16,113 --> 01:05:17,638 Good. 1458 01:05:18,256 --> 01:05:19,223 Why, then? 1459 01:05:19,307 --> 01:05:22,555 I don't know, Paul, because he's kind. 1460 01:05:24,390 --> 01:05:26,058 And trustworthy. 1461 01:05:26,906 --> 01:05:28,873 And he has a bigger dick than you. 1462 01:05:30,388 --> 01:05:31,792 No, he's not trustworthy! 1463 01:05:31,876 --> 01:05:34,511 He betrayed me, right after you both promised not to. 1464 01:05:34,595 --> 01:05:37,832 You want to start tallying broken promises right now? 1465 01:05:38,117 --> 01:05:40,040 -No, not particularly. -Yeah. 1466 01:05:40,124 --> 01:05:42,536 You jeopardized our son's financial future. 1467 01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:45,124 That is un-fucking-forgivable. 1468 01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:47,228 -Five years. -Excuse me? 1469 01:05:47,312 --> 01:05:48,977 His credit score resets after five years. 1470 01:05:49,060 --> 01:05:50,484 -He won't even be 18. -Fuck off! 1471 01:05:50,568 --> 01:05:51,697 Paul, shut the fuck up! 1472 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:52,781 Hey! 1473 01:05:54,405 --> 01:05:57,009 Zero tolerance! 1474 01:05:58,476 --> 01:05:59,544 Oh, fuck... 1475 01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:13,343 Where's your car? 1476 01:06:13,427 --> 01:06:15,230 It's gone. Just drive. 1477 01:06:53,052 --> 01:06:55,321 Hey! Piampiano! 1478 01:06:57,189 --> 01:06:59,091 You got a visitor! 1479 01:07:01,095 --> 01:07:02,837 What happened to your face? 1480 01:07:03,397 --> 01:07:04,697 It's prison. 1481 01:07:04,861 --> 01:07:06,650 I thought it was one of those minimum-security prisons. 1482 01:07:06,733 --> 01:07:07,700 Like the nice ones. 1483 01:07:07,784 --> 01:07:09,151 It is. But it's still prison. 1484 01:07:11,154 --> 01:07:12,097 OK, fine. 1485 01:07:12,181 --> 01:07:14,971 We play street hockey. Sometimes, it gets competitive. 1486 01:07:17,075 --> 01:07:19,077 I brought a letter from Russ. 1487 01:07:22,242 --> 01:07:23,666 How's he doing? 1488 01:07:23,750 --> 01:07:24,884 He's great. 1489 01:07:24,984 --> 01:07:27,085 I think he fits better in public school. 1490 01:07:27,494 --> 01:07:28,596 Julie and I told him 1491 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,422 you're still building that hotel in Borneo. 1492 01:07:30,523 --> 01:07:33,772 So when you write him back, it's rainy season. 1493 01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:36,946 What's happening with our house? 1494 01:07:37,030 --> 01:07:39,064 Bank is still trying to foreclose. 1495 01:07:39,164 --> 01:07:41,199 The process servers are getting out of control. 1496 01:07:41,300 --> 01:07:43,002 Never say your name and never... 1497 01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:45,103 I know, take the package. I know. 1498 01:07:46,225 --> 01:07:47,642 Um... 1499 01:07:47,906 --> 01:07:51,043 Julie asked if you had signed the papers. 1500 01:07:52,210 --> 01:07:53,393 The divorce ones. 1501 01:07:53,477 --> 01:07:55,144 I have not. No. 1502 01:07:56,364 --> 01:07:58,142 I've been a little busy. 1503 01:07:58,226 --> 01:07:59,695 With street hockey? 1504 01:08:00,954 --> 01:08:02,254 How's my wife? 1505 01:08:02,338 --> 01:08:04,088 Julie's great. Yeah. 1506 01:08:04,172 --> 01:08:05,357 When I heard I had a visitor, 1507 01:08:05,457 --> 01:08:07,660 I thought it might be her, so I booked this room. 1508 01:08:10,162 --> 01:08:12,297 It's a conjugal room, by the way. 1509 01:08:12,787 --> 01:08:14,199 You can tell her they have one. 1510 01:08:14,299 --> 01:08:16,101 I'm not gonna tell her that. 1511 01:08:17,853 --> 01:08:20,556 You should also tell her that I know I fucked up. 1512 01:08:20,947 --> 01:08:23,610 And even before I fucked up, I was fucking up. 1513 01:08:23,694 --> 01:08:26,395 I wasn't there for Russ the way I should have been. 1514 01:08:28,063 --> 01:08:29,732 Now I'm not there for him at all. 1515 01:08:30,322 --> 01:08:31,322 I'm there. 1516 01:08:31,744 --> 01:08:33,519 I know. I fucking hate you. 1517 01:08:35,303 --> 01:08:37,673 But also, thanks for being there. 1518 01:08:37,757 --> 01:08:40,292 And for coming to visit. You're the only one who has. 1519 01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:44,108 I really didn't want her to see me fail. 1520 01:08:48,372 --> 01:08:50,108 I should have asked for help. 1521 01:08:50,919 --> 01:08:52,891 Sometimes, it's really hard to ask for... 1522 01:08:52,975 --> 01:08:54,108 I need help. 1523 01:08:55,575 --> 01:08:56,408 OK. 1524 01:08:56,525 --> 01:08:58,192 I'm up for early parole, 1525 01:08:58,276 --> 01:09:00,178 and I need a residence. 1526 01:09:00,278 --> 01:09:01,848 Like a place to live. 1527 01:09:01,948 --> 01:09:02,882 No! 1528 01:09:02,966 --> 01:09:04,433 No, no, no! 1529 01:09:05,869 --> 01:09:07,894 You just gotta stick with it. 1530 01:09:09,993 --> 01:09:11,082 Oh, God! 1531 01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:12,531 -Is that too hard? -No, it's good. Keep going. 1532 01:09:12,614 --> 01:09:13,614 OK. 1533 01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,291 Oh, I have a knot right there. 1534 01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:18,610 I know. 1535 01:09:20,854 --> 01:09:22,120 Ah, it's still there. 1536 01:09:22,204 --> 01:09:24,272 It is "knot" small! 1537 01:09:27,438 --> 01:09:28,773 Thank you. 1538 01:09:30,347 --> 01:09:32,149 Is there anywhere else you're, um... 1539 01:09:33,278 --> 01:09:34,981 holding tension? 1540 01:09:35,445 --> 01:09:38,084 I have to get Russ to school. 1541 01:09:38,168 --> 01:09:39,671 You're a great mom. 1542 01:09:40,704 --> 01:09:42,368 I think you'd be a great mom again. 1543 01:09:42,452 --> 01:09:45,021 Carey! I'm not having another baby. 1544 01:09:45,105 --> 01:09:47,609 I know. I'm just saying it. 1545 01:09:48,661 --> 01:09:50,239 In case maybe you change your mind. 1546 01:09:50,323 --> 01:09:51,323 I'm not... 1547 01:09:51,631 --> 01:09:53,833 I'm not gonna change my mind. 1548 01:09:54,186 --> 01:09:55,988 Yeah, same page. 1549 01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:59,012 I'm gonna get some eggs. 1550 01:10:07,046 --> 01:10:08,848 Hey, Russ! -Hey! 1551 01:10:08,948 --> 01:10:10,683 You want some eggs? 1552 01:10:10,783 --> 01:10:11,984 No, thanks. 1553 01:10:12,085 --> 01:10:13,695 Do you know where the maca is? 1554 01:10:13,779 --> 01:10:15,212 What do you need maca for? 1555 01:10:15,296 --> 01:10:17,632 It boosts libido and testosterone. 1556 01:10:17,716 --> 01:10:19,230 Found it! 1557 01:10:20,772 --> 01:10:22,372 Hey, the bus is gonna be here soon. 1558 01:10:22,456 --> 01:10:23,524 Let's start getting ready. 1559 01:10:23,608 --> 01:10:24,710 Yeah, one minute. 1560 01:10:34,770 --> 01:10:36,273 I made you a protein shake. 1561 01:10:36,357 --> 01:10:37,291 Thanks, bud! 1562 01:10:38,427 --> 01:10:40,296 I have a package for Julie Piampiano. 1563 01:10:40,380 --> 01:10:42,717 There's no Julie here. Fuck off! 1564 01:10:42,801 --> 01:10:44,234 Are you Julie? 1565 01:10:44,318 --> 01:10:45,418 OK, I can wait. 1566 01:10:45,502 --> 01:10:46,570 Who was that? 1567 01:10:46,654 --> 01:10:48,289 Fucking process server. 1568 01:10:49,475 --> 01:10:50,809 Oh! 1569 01:10:51,190 --> 01:10:52,725 What's in this? 1570 01:10:52,825 --> 01:10:55,161 Russ! Bus! 1571 01:10:56,947 --> 01:10:58,314 Russ, bus. 1572 01:10:58,430 --> 01:11:01,234 Here, I made you some "scramblos." 1573 01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:02,213 It's just eggs. 1574 01:11:02,297 --> 01:11:03,833 I'm OK, thank you. 1575 01:11:06,558 --> 01:11:09,995 Hey, Russ, why'd you get a golden doodle? 1576 01:11:10,079 --> 01:11:11,881 Uncle Carey's allergic. 1577 01:11:11,965 --> 01:11:13,846 Yeah, but you know what happens 1578 01:11:13,930 --> 01:11:15,701 if you take a great dog like a golden retriever 1579 01:11:15,784 --> 01:11:17,886 and mix it with a shit dog like a poodle? 1580 01:11:18,117 --> 01:11:19,548 You get a shit dog. 1581 01:11:19,632 --> 01:11:21,867 If you want me to be mean to Uncle Carey, I will. 1582 01:11:21,951 --> 01:11:23,117 You don't have to be mean. 1583 01:11:23,421 --> 01:11:26,458 I appreciate it, though. -Russ, bus! 1584 01:11:27,292 --> 01:11:28,574 You gonna finish that? 1585 01:11:28,658 --> 01:11:30,976 Goddamn it! He missed the bus. 1586 01:11:31,429 --> 01:11:33,669 Russ, get your shoes on! 1587 01:11:34,771 --> 01:11:36,239 Ah, motherfucker! 1588 01:11:36,323 --> 01:11:39,588 Russ! You gotta pick up this dog shit! 1589 01:11:39,672 --> 01:11:41,306 Fuck! Oh, it's in my toes. 1590 01:11:41,406 --> 01:11:43,209 I don't have time to drive him. 1591 01:11:43,293 --> 01:11:44,599 It's OK, I'll drive him. 1592 01:11:44,683 --> 01:11:46,323 I have to drop these packages off anyway. 1593 01:11:46,407 --> 01:11:47,275 OK! 1594 01:11:47,359 --> 01:11:48,727 I can drive him. 1595 01:11:49,314 --> 01:11:51,416 No, Carey's got it. 1596 01:12:00,820 --> 01:12:01,988 Good morning. 1597 01:12:02,072 --> 01:12:03,334 Morning. 1598 01:12:04,289 --> 01:12:07,029 Carey, I think that process server is still outside. 1599 01:12:07,113 --> 01:12:08,129 Do not talk to him. 1600 01:12:08,213 --> 01:12:09,849 OK! Russ, come on, let's go. 1601 01:12:09,933 --> 01:12:11,001 -Bye, Dad! -Bye, Russ! 1602 01:12:11,085 --> 01:12:12,887 Sir, are you Mr. Piampiano? 1603 01:12:12,971 --> 01:12:14,171 No hablo inglés. 1604 01:12:16,426 --> 01:12:17,264 Oh, I mean français. 1605 01:12:17,348 --> 01:12:18,527 What are you doing? 1606 01:12:18,611 --> 01:12:19,816 Washing my feet. 1607 01:12:20,013 --> 01:12:22,180 Monsieur! Monsieur! 1608 01:12:38,169 --> 01:12:39,908 You guys seem really busy. 1609 01:12:40,465 --> 01:12:43,147 Yeah, getting a lot of traction. 1610 01:12:43,289 --> 01:12:46,726 I make everything, and then Carey handles the fulfillment. 1611 01:12:48,594 --> 01:12:49,594 Well... 1612 01:12:50,342 --> 01:12:51,910 He is a good guy. 1613 01:12:51,994 --> 01:12:53,562 You could do way worse. 1614 01:12:53,646 --> 01:12:54,981 I have. 1615 01:13:03,267 --> 01:13:05,037 You guys seem really happy. 1616 01:13:05,121 --> 01:13:06,604 We are. 1617 01:13:06,993 --> 01:13:08,762 Ah! Oh, fuck! 1618 01:13:08,846 --> 01:13:11,214 I haven't had this in so long! 1619 01:13:12,311 --> 01:13:13,646 Mmm! 1620 01:13:18,503 --> 01:13:20,703 Mmm, fuck, that's good! 1621 01:13:22,380 --> 01:13:24,248 I signed the papers. 1622 01:13:27,814 --> 01:13:29,836 I thought you were waiting on your lawyer. 1623 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:31,889 No, that was just me stalling. 1624 01:13:34,385 --> 01:13:35,597 Should be pretty straightforward. 1625 01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:36,647 We don't have money anymore. 1626 01:13:36,731 --> 01:13:37,898 No, we don't! 1627 01:13:38,437 --> 01:13:41,006 We're getting kicked out of here at some point. 1628 01:13:44,422 --> 01:13:45,924 I still love you. 1629 01:13:48,701 --> 01:13:50,905 I don't think that'll ever change, but... 1630 01:13:51,156 --> 01:13:53,698 I don't know, seeing you guys up close... 1631 01:13:54,606 --> 01:13:55,774 even from the backyard, 1632 01:13:55,858 --> 01:13:57,756 I realize I just want you to be happy. 1633 01:13:58,177 --> 01:13:59,845 I want Russ to be happy. 1634 01:14:01,185 --> 01:14:02,450 Thank you. 1635 01:14:04,289 --> 01:14:06,305 I've been reading about child-centered divorce. 1636 01:14:06,389 --> 01:14:07,590 You've been reading? 1637 01:14:07,674 --> 01:14:11,043 Yeah, I mean... Well, I've had time. 1638 01:14:11,811 --> 01:14:13,068 OK, fine, it's an audiobook. 1639 01:14:13,152 --> 01:14:16,226 But the gist is that both parents work together 1640 01:14:16,310 --> 01:14:17,717 to create a... 1641 01:14:18,358 --> 01:14:20,293 supportive and stable environment for the child, 1642 01:14:20,377 --> 01:14:22,780 You know, through things like consistency and routine, 1643 01:14:22,864 --> 01:14:25,699 open communication and minimizing conflict, you know? 1644 01:14:27,112 --> 01:14:28,548 It's cool. 1645 01:14:28,632 --> 01:14:30,066 I'm impressed. 1646 01:14:30,150 --> 01:14:32,353 You know, I can be impressive. 1647 01:14:39,925 --> 01:14:41,417 You OK? 1648 01:14:43,456 --> 01:14:44,725 Jules? 1649 01:14:44,809 --> 01:14:47,344 I don't know, it just made me emotional. 1650 01:14:48,313 --> 01:14:49,682 I don't know why. 1651 01:14:51,385 --> 01:14:53,183 We're not married anymore. 1652 01:14:53,799 --> 01:14:56,105 Listen, if you want me to rip those papers up, I... 1653 01:14:56,189 --> 01:14:59,559 No, no, no! These are happy tears. 1654 01:14:59,852 --> 01:15:01,154 Oh. 1655 01:15:01,238 --> 01:15:02,518 I'm so happy! 1656 01:15:02,602 --> 01:15:03,937 Oh yeah, OK. 1657 01:15:04,021 --> 01:15:05,368 They looked like regular tears. 1658 01:15:09,515 --> 01:15:11,427 Hey, I'm thinking about getting a clown 1659 01:15:11,511 --> 01:15:12,579 for Russ's birthday. 1660 01:15:13,886 --> 01:15:15,421 He's a bit old for a clown, no? 1661 01:15:15,505 --> 01:15:17,407 Yeah, I guess you're right. 1662 01:15:17,491 --> 01:15:19,126 I'll think of something else. 1663 01:15:19,511 --> 01:15:21,295 Also, can I bring my girlfriend? 1664 01:15:23,302 --> 01:15:25,370 I mean, I didn't know you had a girlfriend. 1665 01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:27,793 Yeah, yeah, I... I do have a girlfriend. 1666 01:15:27,877 --> 01:15:29,546 She's great. You'd like her. 1667 01:15:31,751 --> 01:15:33,086 Sure. 1668 01:15:33,170 --> 01:15:34,505 Can't wait to meet her. 1669 01:15:46,311 --> 01:15:47,612 You go first. 1670 01:15:55,621 --> 01:15:58,791 ♪♪ Tonight my life is heavy ♪ 1671 01:16:00,098 --> 01:16:02,918 ♪ I'm weak and down at heel ♪ 1672 01:16:05,138 --> 01:16:08,093 ♪ The prisoner in the dungeon... ♪ 1673 01:16:08,468 --> 01:16:09,942 I'm sorry, I can't do this. 1674 01:16:10,026 --> 01:16:11,525 I-I... Sorry. 1675 01:16:11,609 --> 01:16:14,126 Is it something specific? 'Cause I've been working out. 1676 01:16:14,210 --> 01:16:15,344 No.it's not how you look. 1677 01:16:15,428 --> 01:16:17,472 It won't make him jealous. Nothing does. 1678 01:16:17,556 --> 01:16:18,654 Goddamn, Ashley. 1679 01:16:18,738 --> 01:16:19,665 It was your idea. -I know. 1680 01:16:19,749 --> 01:16:21,231 I thought you wanted Carey back! 1681 01:16:21,315 --> 01:16:22,683 I told Julie I have a girlfriend. 1682 01:16:22,767 --> 01:16:25,266 Maybe you could talk to her and just be honest. 1683 01:16:25,350 --> 01:16:27,020 Maybe she'll give you another chance. 1684 01:16:27,104 --> 01:16:28,706 Why? I don't deserve another chance. 1685 01:16:28,790 --> 01:16:29,792 Then that's your answer. 1686 01:16:29,875 --> 01:16:30,753 That can't be my answer. 1687 01:16:30,837 --> 01:16:32,072 Maybe it is the answer. 1688 01:16:32,156 --> 01:16:34,436 Just think about it for a second. Stay with me. 1689 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:35,824 I've been dating a mentalist. 1690 01:16:35,908 --> 01:16:37,474 And he always reads my mind, which is hard, 1691 01:16:37,557 --> 01:16:38,632 because I'm not into him. 1692 01:16:38,716 --> 01:16:40,247 But then my life coach turned me onto 1693 01:16:40,331 --> 01:16:42,840 this concept of brutal honesty. 1694 01:16:42,924 --> 01:16:45,420 And it's been really freeing once I embraced it. 1695 01:16:45,504 --> 01:16:46,872 You should try it. 1696 01:16:46,956 --> 01:16:49,283 Why do you need a life coach? You're a life coach. 1697 01:16:49,367 --> 01:16:51,227 Coaches need coaches, Paul. 1698 01:16:51,311 --> 01:16:53,990 How do you think I lost all that weight before the wedding? 1699 01:16:54,074 --> 01:16:55,543 My job is to help people, 1700 01:16:55,627 --> 01:16:58,567 to motivate people into making better decisions. 1701 01:16:58,651 --> 01:17:00,021 Sounds a lot like being a parent. 1702 01:17:01,194 --> 01:17:03,231 Why don't we just lie to them and say that we had sex? 1703 01:17:03,314 --> 01:17:05,549 You just gave this whole spiel about being honest. 1704 01:17:05,633 --> 01:17:07,436 Be honest. Is it how I look? 1705 01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:09,827 No. It's also because of the way you are. 1706 01:17:09,911 --> 01:17:11,412 I'll come up with something else. 1707 01:17:11,496 --> 01:17:12,564 You can be honest. 1708 01:17:12,648 --> 01:17:14,168 I'm going to do whatever it takes to get my wife back. 1709 01:17:14,251 --> 01:17:15,118 Ok 1710 01:17:15,202 --> 01:17:18,100 You know, I really thought we could unite in common pursuit 1711 01:17:18,184 --> 01:17:20,215 of something much bigger than ourselves. 1712 01:17:20,299 --> 01:17:22,601 OK. Fine. 1713 01:17:22,685 --> 01:17:24,260 Let's have sex. 1714 01:17:24,344 --> 01:17:25,660 No. I don't want to now. 1715 01:17:27,387 --> 01:17:29,909 OK. Fine. 1716 01:17:30,328 --> 01:17:32,427 OK, fine, yeah. Let's have sex, you're right. 1717 01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:33,550 No, you're right. 1718 01:17:33,634 --> 01:17:34,970 We need to come up with something else. 1719 01:17:35,053 --> 01:17:35,924 Goddamn 1720 01:17:36,007 --> 01:17:39,027 Something big. Like a romantic gesture or something. 1721 01:17:39,111 --> 01:17:41,813 OK, I'm gonna count to five before I put my clothes on, 1722 01:17:41,897 --> 01:17:43,598 in case you change your mind again. 1723 01:17:43,682 --> 01:17:45,006 One, two... 1724 01:17:45,090 --> 01:17:46,725 Three, four, five. 1725 01:17:47,752 --> 01:17:48,752 Four. 1726 01:17:49,876 --> 01:17:52,845 I want you to think of a number, Russ. Any number. 1727 01:17:52,947 --> 01:17:54,213 Say your number. Say it. 1728 01:17:54,314 --> 01:17:56,115 -Eleven! -Eleven. 1729 01:17:56,215 --> 01:17:57,550 But that's easy. 1730 01:17:57,650 --> 01:17:59,218 That's his birthday. 1731 01:18:00,653 --> 01:18:01,688 All right... 1732 01:18:03,089 --> 01:18:04,925 This magician sucks. 1733 01:18:05,025 --> 01:18:07,160 Okey-dokey, so, let's do another. 1734 01:18:07,260 --> 01:18:10,030 Let's go with you, my little skeptic. 1735 01:18:10,129 --> 01:18:12,032 Let's have you pick a name. 1736 01:18:12,131 --> 01:18:15,134 Think of someone that you love very much. 1737 01:18:16,102 --> 01:18:17,503 Send it to me. 1738 01:18:17,604 --> 01:18:19,505 Starts with an S. 1739 01:18:22,442 --> 01:18:24,544 Starts with... starts with an S? 1740 01:18:24,644 --> 01:18:26,412 No. 1741 01:18:26,512 --> 01:18:27,880 No? 1742 01:18:27,982 --> 01:18:30,397 I keep getting Sonia. 1743 01:18:30,481 --> 01:18:31,817 No, it was Mom. 1744 01:18:31,901 --> 01:18:34,003 And what's your mom's name? Is her name Sonia? 1745 01:18:35,655 --> 01:18:36,655 OK. 1746 01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:38,302 Let's clap. 1747 01:18:38,386 --> 01:18:39,525 Thank you. Let's clap. 1748 01:18:39,626 --> 01:18:41,785 Yeah. Doesn't even know his own mom's name. 1749 01:18:43,422 --> 01:18:44,972 Can you make me disappear? 1750 01:18:45,056 --> 01:18:48,450 No, I... I'm a mentalist, not a magician, so... 1751 01:18:48,765 --> 01:18:52,205 my magic is more in the mind. 1752 01:18:52,702 --> 01:18:55,042 Like, I can read people's minds. 1753 01:18:55,277 --> 01:18:56,843 What am I thinking of? 1754 01:18:56,944 --> 01:18:58,918 -Birthday cake. -Whoa. 1755 01:18:59,002 --> 01:19:00,981 I was thinking about birthday cake, too. 1756 01:19:01,065 --> 01:19:02,165 I know you were. 1757 01:19:02,249 --> 01:19:03,172 They should have gotten a clown. 1758 01:19:03,256 --> 01:19:04,558 Mom, can we have cake? 1759 01:19:04,642 --> 01:19:06,612 Yes! 1760 01:19:07,126 --> 01:19:08,460 Oh, good, yeah. Let's... 1761 01:19:08,544 --> 01:19:13,108 Let's just take a break for cake in the middle of my show. 1762 01:19:13,192 --> 01:19:14,482 -You did great. -No. 1763 01:19:14,566 --> 01:19:15,661 -That was good. -It wasn't. 1764 01:19:15,744 --> 01:19:17,830 God, I hate performing for children. 1765 01:19:17,931 --> 01:19:20,067 Well, maybe it's different when they're yours. 1766 01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:21,234 You're probably right. 1767 01:19:21,318 --> 01:19:22,385 You guys thinking of having kids? 1768 01:19:22,468 --> 01:19:23,806 No, he has a vasectomy. 1769 01:19:23,890 --> 01:19:27,832 Yeah, yeah, I was 23 and had a latex allergy, so... 1770 01:19:28,174 --> 01:19:29,342 I'm sorry, man. 1771 01:19:29,426 --> 01:19:30,962 Buddy, thank you. 1772 01:19:31,046 --> 01:19:32,780 No, thank you for doing this. 1773 01:19:32,864 --> 01:19:34,365 Yeah, no, my pleasure. 1774 01:19:34,449 --> 01:19:37,052 I... I usually don't do venues this small, but, uh... 1775 01:19:37,136 --> 01:19:39,006 No, he usually does big venues. 1776 01:19:39,090 --> 01:19:40,752 Like, big, corporate, hundreds of people. 1777 01:19:40,836 --> 01:19:42,002 -Yeah, thousands. -Yeah. 1778 01:19:42,086 --> 01:19:43,823 But anything for this lady. 1779 01:19:43,907 --> 01:19:44,976 Carey, can you come here? 1780 01:19:45,059 --> 01:19:46,136 Can we do presents? 1781 01:19:46,219 --> 01:19:47,135 I got a big finale planned. 1782 01:19:47,219 --> 01:19:48,274 After we do the cake. 1783 01:19:48,358 --> 01:19:49,980 -Can we do the cake? -After we eat. 1784 01:19:50,064 --> 01:19:51,432 When is the food coming, please? 1785 01:19:51,516 --> 01:19:52,617 I don't know. 1786 01:19:52,701 --> 01:19:54,202 Antoneta should be here any minute. 1787 01:19:54,286 --> 01:19:56,321 OK, can you please find the candles for this? 1788 01:19:56,405 --> 01:19:58,840 I think they're upstairs in a CVS bag in the bedroom. 1789 01:19:58,924 --> 01:20:00,025 -Yeah. -And the dog! 1790 01:20:00,109 --> 01:20:02,411 Please, can you put the dog in the Carey closet? 1791 01:20:02,495 --> 01:20:04,885 Ah! Gotcha. I've gotcha. 1792 01:20:04,969 --> 01:20:06,838 Why is he holding the dog like that? 1793 01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:15,540 Hey, Jackson! 1794 01:20:15,624 --> 01:20:17,693 Hey! Yo, I checked all your fire alarms. 1795 01:20:17,777 --> 01:20:19,679 The batteries were low on, like, two, man. 1796 01:20:19,763 --> 01:20:22,165 You gotta, like, regularly replace those, you know? 1797 01:20:22,249 --> 01:20:23,584 OK. I will. 1798 01:20:24,443 --> 01:20:25,911 All right. 1799 01:20:27,232 --> 01:20:29,301 -A puppy? -Yeah, it's yours. 1800 01:20:29,385 --> 01:20:30,954 This one, you can actually train. 1801 01:20:31,038 --> 01:20:31,938 Thanks, Dad! 1802 01:20:32,022 --> 01:20:33,222 Paul, what is this? 1803 01:20:33,306 --> 01:20:34,942 He always wanted a dog. 1804 01:20:35,026 --> 01:20:36,126 He has a dog. 1805 01:20:36,210 --> 01:20:37,745 A real dog. 1806 01:20:37,938 --> 01:20:40,007 Oh, uh, this is Keri. 1807 01:20:40,091 --> 01:20:40,812 Hey! 1808 01:20:40,896 --> 01:20:42,632 Keri, this is my ex. 1809 01:20:42,716 --> 01:20:44,016 Nice to meet you. 1810 01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:45,869 Julie. Pleasure. 1811 01:20:45,953 --> 01:20:48,088 Oh my God! We're wearing the same dress. 1812 01:20:48,172 --> 01:20:48,965 How funny! 1813 01:20:49,049 --> 01:20:51,136 Oh my God! That's... 1814 01:20:51,220 --> 01:20:52,837 Paul just bought it for me. 1815 01:20:52,921 --> 01:20:55,114 Did he? What a coincidence. 1816 01:20:55,198 --> 01:20:56,929 Hot, hot, hot! Where do you want this? 1817 01:20:57,013 --> 01:20:59,782 Mmm. Just this way, in the kitchen. 1818 01:21:00,013 --> 01:21:01,162 Make yourself at home. 1819 01:21:01,246 --> 01:21:03,054 You know that dog cost me, like, three grand? 1820 01:21:03,137 --> 01:21:04,878 Hey, Carey! 1821 01:21:04,962 --> 01:21:06,464 Carey, can I talk to you? 1822 01:21:06,548 --> 01:21:07,750 Carey! 1823 01:21:08,181 --> 01:21:10,617 Ashley, I know what you're thinking. 1824 01:21:10,744 --> 01:21:11,744 Don't. 1825 01:21:19,086 --> 01:21:20,236 Ah. 1826 01:21:38,437 --> 01:21:40,418 Hey. Are you playing The Fray? 1827 01:21:40,502 --> 01:21:44,526 ♪♪ Some things we don't talk about ♪ 1828 01:21:44,610 --> 01:21:47,935 ♪ Rather do without ♪ 1829 01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:50,269 ♪ And just hold the smile ♪ 1830 01:21:50,353 --> 01:21:52,022 What are you doing? 1831 01:21:52,106 --> 01:21:56,538 ♪ Falling in and out of love ♪ 1832 01:21:56,622 --> 01:21:59,559 ♪ Ashamed and proud of ♪ 1833 01:21:59,643 --> 01:22:02,480 ♪ Together all the while ♪ 1834 01:22:02,564 --> 01:22:03,898 What are you doing? 1835 01:22:03,982 --> 01:22:06,118 ♪ You can never say never ♪ 1836 01:22:06,202 --> 01:22:08,377 ♪ While we don't know when ♪ 1837 01:22:08,461 --> 01:22:09,662 ♪ Time and time again ♪ 1838 01:22:09,746 --> 01:22:12,150 Ashley. Just hold on a second, OK? 1839 01:22:12,234 --> 01:22:16,806 ♪ Younger now than we were before ♪ 1840 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:18,792 ♪ Don't let me go ♪ 1841 01:22:18,876 --> 01:22:20,011 What are you doing? 1842 01:22:20,095 --> 01:22:21,062 ♪ Don't let... ♪ 1843 01:22:21,146 --> 01:22:22,749 Don't let me go. I have two more. 1844 01:22:22,833 --> 01:22:25,568 ♪ Don't let me go ♪ 1845 01:22:25,652 --> 01:22:27,754 Ashley, just stop. Just stop for a second. 1846 01:22:27,838 --> 01:22:28,973 Just stop for a second. 1847 01:22:29,057 --> 01:22:30,158 ♪ Don't let me go ♪ 1848 01:22:30,242 --> 01:22:31,811 -Ashley, Ashley. -What? 1849 01:22:31,895 --> 01:22:33,630 Stop for a second. 1850 01:22:36,099 --> 01:22:38,950 What are you doing? -I... I was singing. 1851 01:22:39,034 --> 01:22:40,268 And I don't want to sign the divorce papers. 1852 01:22:40,351 --> 01:22:41,686 They're your divorce papers. 1853 01:22:41,770 --> 01:22:43,422 I gave you what you asked for. I didn't change anything. 1854 01:22:43,505 --> 01:22:45,712 I know, because you're so nice and so sweet. 1855 01:22:45,796 --> 01:22:47,478 And I took you for granted. I'm sorry. 1856 01:22:47,562 --> 01:22:48,947 I went on a crazy experience 1857 01:22:49,031 --> 01:22:50,715 and fucked a lot of people to realize... 1858 01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:51,592 What are you doing? 1859 01:22:51,676 --> 01:22:53,344 -I'm trying to be honest. -Don't. 1860 01:22:53,428 --> 01:22:54,160 Don't be honest? 1861 01:22:54,244 --> 01:22:55,732 Yeah, you had all the time in the world to be honest 1862 01:22:55,815 --> 01:22:59,044 when we were in the apartment with your fucking stupid lovers. 1863 01:22:59,128 --> 01:23:01,599 -I thought you liked them. -No, I don't like them. 1864 01:23:01,683 --> 01:23:03,335 OK, I do like them. They're cool people. 1865 01:23:03,419 --> 01:23:05,754 But the point is I... I don't want to like them. 1866 01:23:06,038 --> 01:23:08,074 I was friends with them just to piss you off. 1867 01:23:08,414 --> 01:23:09,381 You think I wasn't jealous? 1868 01:23:09,465 --> 01:23:11,669 I was jealous the whole time. 1869 01:23:12,605 --> 01:23:13,740 That's really romantic. 1870 01:23:13,824 --> 01:23:15,593 No, it's not romantic. 1871 01:23:15,677 --> 01:23:16,881 It's fucking terrible. 1872 01:23:16,965 --> 01:23:18,133 Yeah, you're right. 1873 01:23:18,217 --> 01:23:20,752 Do you know how painful it was to sleep on the couch? 1874 01:23:20,836 --> 01:23:22,378 I know. Fede told you it had no support.but... 1875 01:23:22,461 --> 01:23:24,680 -Oh my... -You didn't listen! 1876 01:23:24,764 --> 01:23:26,099 Fuck! 1877 01:23:26,183 --> 01:23:28,053 Ashley, fuck! 1878 01:23:28,137 --> 01:23:29,437 I'm sorry. 1879 01:23:29,521 --> 01:23:32,126 I was unhappy, and I didn't know how to fix it. 1880 01:23:32,210 --> 01:23:33,327 Well, I hope you figured it out. 1881 01:23:33,410 --> 01:23:35,976 I did. Yeah, there was nothing to fix. 1882 01:23:36,228 --> 01:23:38,497 Happiness is just an emotion. It's transient. 1883 01:23:38,581 --> 01:23:40,450 We move in and out... -I'm not transient. 1884 01:23:40,534 --> 01:23:44,237 I live here, OK? And I'm happy. 1885 01:23:48,368 --> 01:23:49,575 OK. 1886 01:23:49,857 --> 01:23:51,157 Well, um... 1887 01:23:52,051 --> 01:23:53,545 I'm happy for you. 1888 01:23:57,731 --> 01:23:59,198 Can we be friends? 1889 01:23:59,965 --> 01:24:01,501 Yes, we can be friends. 1890 01:24:02,870 --> 01:24:05,673 Can we be... best friends? 1891 01:24:10,703 --> 01:24:12,872 Can friends hug? 1892 01:24:13,052 --> 01:24:14,754 Yeah, of course. 1893 01:24:20,773 --> 01:24:24,210 ♪♪ Don't let me go ♪ 1894 01:24:25,018 --> 01:24:28,055 ♪ Don't let me go ♪ 1895 01:24:28,629 --> 01:24:33,848 ♪ Don't let me go ♪ 1896 01:24:41,346 --> 01:24:43,116 Friends can't do that. 1897 01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:44,636 Oh, OK. 1898 01:24:45,786 --> 01:24:47,586 So, what can friends do? 1899 01:24:48,409 --> 01:24:50,243 (♪ Do You Love Me? 1900 01:24:58,998 --> 01:25:00,365 Paul. 1901 01:25:01,294 --> 01:25:03,030 Can I talk to you for a second? 1902 01:25:03,114 --> 01:25:05,405 Sure. Be right back, babe. 1903 01:25:07,373 --> 01:25:09,542 ♪♪ Since I met you ♪ 1904 01:25:10,396 --> 01:25:12,833 ♪ You've been lying ♪ 1905 01:25:12,917 --> 01:25:15,019 ♪ Telling lies ♪ 1906 01:25:15,103 --> 01:25:17,673 ♪ It must be your game ♪ 1907 01:25:17,757 --> 01:25:19,993 ♪ Now do you love me? ♪ 1908 01:25:21,592 --> 01:25:22,925 Later, loser. 1909 01:25:27,306 --> 01:25:28,675 What is wrong with you? 1910 01:25:28,759 --> 01:25:30,407 -What, the puppy? -Yes, the puppy. 1911 01:25:30,491 --> 01:25:31,846 But also, who is this woman? 1912 01:25:31,930 --> 01:25:33,197 Oh, uh, Keri. 1913 01:25:33,281 --> 01:25:35,082 And why did you invite Ashley? 1914 01:25:35,166 --> 01:25:37,035 Because she's dating the mentalist I hired. 1915 01:25:37,119 --> 01:25:38,226 Paul! 1916 01:25:38,898 --> 01:25:40,399 This is exhausting. 1917 01:25:40,483 --> 01:25:41,785 I know what you're doing. 1918 01:25:41,869 --> 01:25:43,503 What is it gonna take for it to stop? 1919 01:25:43,587 --> 01:25:45,823 Nothing. I'm never gonna stop. 1920 01:25:46,539 --> 01:25:48,064 I've learned to be honest with myself, 1921 01:25:48,148 --> 01:25:51,307 and I am impulsive and somewhat sensitive 1922 01:25:51,391 --> 01:25:53,633 and a bit of an asshole. 1923 01:25:53,717 --> 01:25:55,071 But I'm an asshole who loves you. 1924 01:25:55,155 --> 01:25:56,389 And I don't know how to love anyone else. 1925 01:25:56,472 --> 01:25:58,641 -I don't believe you. -I know. 1926 01:25:58,725 --> 01:26:00,325 Because I hid things and I lied, 1927 01:26:00,409 --> 01:26:02,210 but I'm never gonna do that again. 1928 01:26:03,282 --> 01:26:04,648 I'm done lying to you. -What? 1929 01:26:04,732 --> 01:26:05,999 What does that even mean? 1930 01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:10,250 I will never lie to you about anything ever again. 1931 01:26:10,656 --> 01:26:12,425 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1932 01:26:12,509 --> 01:26:15,832 OK, did you go upstairs into my closet 1933 01:26:15,916 --> 01:26:18,781 and see this dress that I had just bought, 1934 01:26:18,865 --> 01:26:22,103 and then go and buy the exact same one for that woman? 1935 01:26:23,043 --> 01:26:24,711 Yes, I did do that. 1936 01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:27,679 And what did you want to make me feel? 1937 01:26:28,095 --> 01:26:29,897 Jealous, hopefully. 1938 01:26:29,981 --> 01:26:32,884 Um, but also, you know, I figured if I can't be with you, 1939 01:26:32,968 --> 01:26:35,416 I can at least be with someone who reminds me of you. 1940 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:36,300 Oh my God! 1941 01:26:36,384 --> 01:26:38,393 Obviously not as beautiful or smart 1942 01:26:38,477 --> 01:26:39,680 or fun to talk to, but... 1943 01:26:39,764 --> 01:26:41,741 Paul, you're so fucking full of shit! 1944 01:26:41,825 --> 01:26:43,092 You had me. 1945 01:26:43,176 --> 01:26:45,662 You had me and you wanted to fuck other people. 1946 01:26:45,746 --> 01:26:46,713 No, I didn't. 1947 01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,532 -But you did. -No, I didn't! 1948 01:26:48,616 --> 01:26:49,717 Why are you lying to me? 1949 01:26:49,801 --> 01:26:51,439 You just said that you weren't gonna lie to me. 1950 01:26:51,522 --> 01:26:53,736 I'm not! I'm... I'm not. 1951 01:26:54,841 --> 01:26:56,572 OK, I'm just gonna clarify the question, 1952 01:26:56,656 --> 01:26:58,525 just so that there's no confusion here. 1953 01:26:59,404 --> 01:27:01,341 When we were married... 1954 01:27:02,162 --> 01:27:04,396 did you ever sleep with anyone else? 1955 01:27:04,583 --> 01:27:06,149 -No. -What the fuck, Paul? 1956 01:27:06,233 --> 01:27:07,971 Then why were we in an open relationship? 1957 01:27:08,055 --> 01:27:09,593 Because! Because... 1958 01:27:09,677 --> 01:27:11,512 Look at you. Look at me. 1959 01:27:13,106 --> 01:27:14,441 I have no fucking business 1960 01:27:14,525 --> 01:27:16,711 being with a woman as incredible as you, 1961 01:27:16,795 --> 01:27:19,310 but somehow, I convinced you to be with me. 1962 01:27:20,955 --> 01:27:22,356 I chose to be with you. 1963 01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:24,876 Yeah, well, maybe I was scared that one day you'd wake up 1964 01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:26,294 and choose not to be with me. 1965 01:27:26,378 --> 01:27:27,874 You know, realize you could do better 1966 01:27:27,958 --> 01:27:30,733 and find someone way more fucking interesting 1967 01:27:30,817 --> 01:27:33,022 and handsome, clearly. 1968 01:27:37,010 --> 01:27:39,245 I figured if I made it OK, then... 1969 01:27:40,100 --> 01:27:41,902 you'd have one less reason to leave me. 1970 01:27:44,544 --> 01:27:46,813 You're a fucking crazy person. 1971 01:27:47,087 --> 01:27:48,530 Yeah. I know. 1972 01:28:05,284 --> 01:28:07,319 Hey, Russ, when are we doing cake? 1973 01:28:16,183 --> 01:28:18,359 Julie, I need to tell you something. 1974 01:28:18,569 --> 01:28:19,992 Hmm? 1975 01:28:20,188 --> 01:28:21,356 Who are you? 1976 01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:23,274 Keri. Who are you? 1977 01:28:23,590 --> 01:28:24,591 Carey. 1978 01:28:24,675 --> 01:28:27,159 Uncle Carey! Can we do the cake? 1979 01:28:27,388 --> 01:28:30,491 Yeah. I just need to find your candles. 1980 01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:33,362 Noodle, what are you doing? 1981 01:28:33,613 --> 01:28:35,615 Did they let you out of the Carey closet? 1982 01:28:35,699 --> 01:28:36,756 Come on! 1983 01:28:38,351 --> 01:28:39,528 Whose dog is that? 1984 01:28:39,612 --> 01:28:41,103 I'm pretty sure that's your dog, dude. 1985 01:28:41,186 --> 01:28:43,081 By the way, your fire extinguisher expired, man, 1986 01:28:43,165 --> 01:28:44,895 so I grabbed this big dog from the car. 1987 01:28:44,979 --> 01:28:46,796 -OK. -You should join sometime. 1988 01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:49,202 It's volunteer, but they let you hang out at the fire station. 1989 01:28:49,285 --> 01:28:50,225 I'll think about it. 1990 01:28:50,309 --> 01:28:51,344 They have a free gym. 1991 01:28:51,428 --> 01:28:52,812 I'm not getting you a dog. 1992 01:29:02,233 --> 01:29:03,940 -Hey, Fede! -Hey! Sorry I'm late. 1993 01:29:04,024 --> 01:29:05,726 Brought the table in case anyone is tense. 1994 01:29:05,810 --> 01:29:06,517 OK. 1995 01:29:06,601 --> 01:29:09,860 ♪ Feliz cumpleaños a ti ♪ 1996 01:29:32,059 --> 01:29:34,301 Hey. I'm sorry. 1997 01:29:34,385 --> 01:29:35,596 Did you find them? 1998 01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:36,329 What? 1999 01:29:36,413 --> 01:29:38,716 The candles. Did you find them? 2000 01:29:40,086 --> 01:29:41,771 And also not sorry at all. 2001 01:29:41,855 --> 01:29:43,176 -Take these. -Sweet. Got them! 2002 01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:46,099 How does that feel? How does it feel? 2003 01:29:46,439 --> 01:29:47,340 How does it feel? 2004 01:29:47,424 --> 01:29:48,379 Oh my God. That's amazing! 2005 01:29:48,463 --> 01:29:50,120 Carey, lasagna's ready. Get the hot pads! 2006 01:29:50,203 --> 01:29:51,151 All right, all right. 2007 01:29:51,235 --> 01:29:53,396 No one told me that mentalist would be here. 2008 01:29:53,480 --> 01:29:55,161 J'haïs cet estie de gars-là. 2009 01:29:55,245 --> 01:29:56,380 Whoa, whoa. 2010 01:29:59,098 --> 01:30:00,466 What's up, Carey? 2011 01:30:02,729 --> 01:30:04,296 Oh! Hot! 2012 01:30:04,380 --> 01:30:05,307 Hey, Carey? 2013 01:30:05,391 --> 01:30:06,326 Hey! 2014 01:30:06,410 --> 01:30:07,410 How could you? 2015 01:30:07,560 --> 01:30:09,088 You promised not to read my mind. 2016 01:30:09,172 --> 01:30:13,045 No.and, yeah, you promised not to cheat on me upstairs with Carey 2017 01:30:13,129 --> 01:30:15,575 while I'm here performing for ungrateful children. 2018 01:30:15,659 --> 01:30:16,827 Uh, sorry, what? 2019 01:30:17,689 --> 01:30:19,150 I did not promise that. 2020 01:30:19,234 --> 01:30:21,143 Yeah, well, your body made a promise. 2021 01:30:22,829 --> 01:30:23,963 Did that happen? 2022 01:30:24,047 --> 01:30:25,348 Yes, that happened. 2023 01:30:25,432 --> 01:30:27,892 I tried to tell you, but I told Keri instead. 2024 01:30:27,976 --> 01:30:29,111 Who is that, by the way? 2025 01:30:29,195 --> 01:30:31,531 Hey, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm still here. 2026 01:30:32,365 --> 01:30:33,900 That's Paul's girlfriend. 2027 01:30:33,984 --> 01:30:35,887 I wouldn't say "girlfriend" exactly. 2028 01:30:35,971 --> 01:30:36,871 We have an arrangement. 2029 01:30:36,955 --> 01:30:38,196 We met on Seeking Arrangements. 2030 01:30:38,279 --> 01:30:39,516 It's just called Seeking now. 2031 01:30:39,599 --> 01:30:41,935 -Why does she look like you? -To make Julie jealous. 2032 01:30:42,019 --> 01:30:43,659 That was the arrangement. 2033 01:30:43,743 --> 01:30:45,478 Well, looks like it worked. 2034 01:30:45,562 --> 01:30:47,864 Do you have something you need to tell me? 2035 01:30:48,762 --> 01:30:49,996 He already knows. 2036 01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:51,616 He saw you in the Carey closet. 2037 01:30:51,700 --> 01:30:54,264 Matt, your services are no longer required here. Thank you. 2038 01:30:54,348 --> 01:30:55,349 Cool, brother. 2039 01:30:55,436 --> 01:30:56,820 I'm sorry. 2040 01:30:56,904 --> 01:30:58,539 OK. I'm sorry too. 2041 01:30:58,623 --> 01:30:59,857 I'm not sorry. 2042 01:30:59,941 --> 01:31:01,350 Yeah, I'm also not sorry. 2043 01:31:01,434 --> 01:31:03,633 -Fuck you, Paul. -Fuck you, Carey. 2044 01:31:03,717 --> 01:31:04,985 -OK! -OK... 2045 01:31:05,645 --> 01:31:07,049 Hey, hey, whoa! 2046 01:31:07,133 --> 01:31:08,798 Hey, boundaries! No violence! 2047 01:31:08,882 --> 01:31:10,470 Just boundaries, please. I think... Hey! 2048 01:31:10,554 --> 01:31:12,368 I think it's time we all talk about our feelings. 2049 01:31:12,451 --> 01:31:14,453 Nobody wants to talk about their feelings now. 2050 01:31:14,537 --> 01:31:17,364 All we have is now. And I revised it. 2051 01:31:17,448 --> 01:31:18,662 I think you're really gonna like it. 2052 01:31:18,745 --> 01:31:19,901 I think I nailed it. 2053 01:31:19,985 --> 01:31:21,820 No, let's forget about everything. 2054 01:31:21,904 --> 01:31:23,106 You guys did the full thing. 2055 01:31:23,190 --> 01:31:24,292 We kissed just a little bit, 2056 01:31:24,375 --> 01:31:26,610 then she used her hands, but I didn't finish. 2057 01:31:26,694 --> 01:31:27,595 That still counts. 2058 01:31:27,679 --> 01:31:28,947 "Carey, my love. 2059 01:31:29,068 --> 01:31:31,237 "This is the hardest letter I've ever re-rewritten. 2060 01:31:31,398 --> 01:31:33,933 "I've tried on a lot of people, a lot of people, 2061 01:31:34,017 --> 01:31:36,853 "and I've learned that you are the one that fits. 2062 01:31:37,056 --> 01:31:39,140 "Malcolm Gladwell says it takes 2063 01:31:39,224 --> 01:31:40,372 10,000 hours to master something." 2064 01:31:40,455 --> 01:31:41,492 Malcolm Gladwell? 2065 01:31:41,575 --> 01:31:43,710 "While I haven't been keeping track of the hours..." 2066 01:31:43,794 --> 01:31:46,670 -No one wants to hear this. -I really do. Keep going. 2067 01:31:46,754 --> 01:31:48,918 Thank you so much. "I've gone..." 2068 01:31:49,002 --> 01:31:50,404 Julie, can we talk in the other room? 2069 01:31:50,487 --> 01:31:52,055 Let her finish. We're all grownups. 2070 01:31:52,139 --> 01:31:53,174 I can skip to the end. 2071 01:31:53,258 --> 01:31:54,649 No, but before you do that, 2072 01:31:54,746 --> 01:31:55,906 can I do my finale? 2073 01:31:56,237 --> 01:31:57,324 What finale? 2074 01:31:57,424 --> 01:31:58,948 My grand finale. Can I... 2075 01:31:59,032 --> 01:32:01,301 -No. Carey... -Please, let me do the finale. 2076 01:32:01,385 --> 01:32:02,107 Just do it. 2077 01:32:02,191 --> 01:32:04,894 If you're gonna keep talking, just go for it. Quick, quick. 2078 01:32:04,978 --> 01:32:07,194 So, does anybody want some lemonade? 2079 01:32:07,278 --> 01:32:09,645 It was gonna be the first way I started it. And then... 2080 01:32:11,104 --> 01:32:12,488 And then... 2081 01:32:12,572 --> 01:32:13,974 Whoa! 2082 01:32:16,056 --> 01:32:17,279 What the hell? 2083 01:32:17,363 --> 01:32:19,866 There was a card in there the whole time? 2084 01:32:19,950 --> 01:32:21,385 And then the card... 2085 01:32:22,603 --> 01:32:23,904 is a queen of hearts. 2086 01:32:23,988 --> 01:32:25,267 'Cause you're my queen, 2087 01:32:25,351 --> 01:32:27,920 and you'll always have a slice of my heart. 2088 01:32:28,148 --> 01:32:29,316 And then I was gonna... 2089 01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:30,824 I thought you don't do magic. 2090 01:32:30,908 --> 01:32:32,021 Yeah, of course I do magic. 2091 01:32:32,104 --> 01:32:33,272 Then I was gonna do this. 2092 01:32:36,930 --> 01:32:38,111 King of spades, 2093 01:32:38,195 --> 01:32:41,088 because I'm your king, and I got spayed. 2094 01:32:41,172 --> 01:32:43,841 And then I was gonna take out this rope. 2095 01:32:44,157 --> 01:32:45,792 I got snipped. 2096 01:32:47,274 --> 01:32:48,842 But now... 2097 01:32:50,711 --> 01:32:51,945 I'm not. 2098 01:32:52,900 --> 01:32:54,234 I don't get it. 2099 01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:58,416 I got my vasectomy reversed for you. 2100 01:32:58,500 --> 01:33:00,103 That's fucking crazy. Fuck it. 2101 01:33:00,187 --> 01:33:01,722 -It's not crazy. -I don't need that. 2102 01:33:01,806 --> 01:33:02,872 Carey, look at me. 2103 01:33:02,956 --> 01:33:04,525 I'm not perfect. -God! 2104 01:33:04,609 --> 01:33:06,182 But life's not perfect, right? 2105 01:33:06,266 --> 01:33:07,570 We have to take charge, 2106 01:33:07,654 --> 01:33:09,362 and we are the masters of our own destiny. 2107 01:33:09,446 --> 01:33:11,107 -I completely agree. Julie? -No. 2108 01:33:11,191 --> 01:33:12,359 -I love you. -No. 2109 01:33:12,443 --> 01:33:14,414 And I'm sorry that I had to go on this whole journey 2110 01:33:14,497 --> 01:33:15,632 to realize that it's you. 2111 01:33:15,716 --> 01:33:18,060 It's you who I want to start a family with. 2112 01:33:18,144 --> 01:33:19,212 I have a family now. 2113 01:33:19,296 --> 01:33:20,805 -No, you don't. -I have a kid... 2114 01:33:20,889 --> 01:33:22,114 -Don't you dare. -...I'm an uncle to. 2115 01:33:22,197 --> 01:33:24,636 Oh my God! This is never gonna end. 2116 01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:26,501 It'll be like this forever and ever. 2117 01:33:26,585 --> 01:33:28,453 This is such a fucking dumpster fire. 2118 01:33:28,537 --> 01:33:29,705 Fire! 2119 01:33:31,742 --> 01:33:33,944 Russ, get out of the way! Move! 2120 01:33:35,995 --> 01:33:37,064 Oh! 2121 01:33:37,148 --> 01:33:38,383 Dad, you're on fire! 2122 01:33:38,467 --> 01:33:40,268 Oh, shit! Oh! oh, shit! Oh! 2123 01:33:40,352 --> 01:33:41,987 Move, move, move! 2124 01:33:47,727 --> 01:33:49,195 Oh my God! 2125 01:33:49,279 --> 01:33:50,614 Sit down. Sit. 2126 01:33:50,698 --> 01:33:51,833 Are you OK? 2127 01:33:51,917 --> 01:33:53,118 Ah! I think so. 2128 01:33:53,202 --> 01:33:54,804 -Fuck, your eyebrows. -Carey, call 911! 2129 01:33:54,888 --> 01:33:57,290 -Jackson, call 911! -Sorry, Dad. I did the cake. 2130 01:33:57,374 --> 01:33:58,742 What's the number? 2131 01:34:06,987 --> 01:34:08,655 -Hey! -Hey! 2132 01:34:09,856 --> 01:34:10,899 How is he? 2133 01:34:10,983 --> 01:34:13,252 Good. He's sleeping. 2134 01:34:26,005 --> 01:34:27,974 I'm really happy for you. 2135 01:34:28,109 --> 01:34:29,309 Thanks. 2136 01:34:31,945 --> 01:34:34,215 Hey! I brought Zuka Giri. 2137 01:34:34,314 --> 01:34:36,367 Oh, they don't allow outside food. 2138 01:34:36,451 --> 01:34:37,610 I know, they feed you poison 2139 01:34:37,693 --> 01:34:39,233 and they wonder why everyone's sick. 2140 01:34:39,317 --> 01:34:40,952 Hey, hide that under your vest. 2141 01:34:42,456 --> 01:34:44,458 Let's go, come on. Keep it hidden. 2142 01:34:44,558 --> 01:34:45,459 She created a human. 2143 01:34:45,559 --> 01:34:46,627 The least I could do 2144 01:34:46,727 --> 01:34:48,662 is bring 7 to 8 pounds of sushi, you know? 2145 01:34:54,652 --> 01:34:56,621 What do you want? Hand or mouth? 2146 01:34:56,705 --> 01:34:58,007 You want hand? 2147 01:34:58,305 --> 01:35:01,209 Hand! 2148 01:35:01,308 --> 01:35:03,477 I feel like he can read my mind. 2149 01:35:03,577 --> 01:35:05,365 You can read Mama's mind? 2150 01:35:05,449 --> 01:35:07,347 Sí o no? 2151 01:35:10,515 --> 01:35:13,179 The trick is to just put a good amount in here 2152 01:35:13,263 --> 01:35:15,764 so that when you put the pieces together, 2153 01:35:15,848 --> 01:35:18,062 the gold kind of spills through the cracks. 2154 01:35:18,146 --> 01:35:19,882 The patterns on this are incredible. 2155 01:35:19,966 --> 01:35:21,833 I know. I love kintsugi. 2156 01:35:22,143 --> 01:35:26,667 This is really nice, just being here and existing. 2157 01:35:26,751 --> 01:35:29,553 Hey! How you going? 2158 01:35:30,403 --> 01:35:31,538 Good. 2159 01:35:31,765 --> 01:35:32,967 Yeah, good. 2160 01:35:33,093 --> 01:35:34,227 Good. 2161 01:35:34,494 --> 01:35:36,096 -Yeah. -Good. 2162 01:35:36,180 --> 01:35:37,615 Hey, you think they're flirting? 2163 01:35:37,699 --> 01:35:39,668 -Who cares? -I do. 2164 01:35:40,221 --> 01:35:41,794 Hey. -Hey. 2165 01:35:41,878 --> 01:35:42,912 We slept together. 2166 01:35:42,996 --> 01:35:43,686 Who? 2167 01:35:43,770 --> 01:35:45,638 Julie and I. Second time this year. 2168 01:35:45,840 --> 01:35:47,006 -Congratulations. -Thanks. 2169 01:35:47,090 --> 01:35:49,405 Best sex she's ever had. Her words, not mine. 2170 01:35:49,489 --> 01:35:50,783 Those don't sound like her words. 2171 01:35:50,866 --> 01:35:53,368 Well, you know, not like vocal words, 2172 01:35:53,452 --> 01:35:54,661 but her eyes... 2173 01:35:54,745 --> 01:35:55,967 Are you guys back together? 2174 01:35:56,051 --> 01:35:57,318 No. 2175 01:35:57,604 --> 01:35:59,840 He's just always around. 2176 01:36:00,827 --> 01:36:02,019 He likes chasing me. 2177 01:36:02,103 --> 01:36:02,969 It's kind of our thing. 2178 01:36:03,053 --> 01:36:03,699 Mmm. 2179 01:36:03,783 --> 01:36:04,916 How does this thing work? 2180 01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,070 OK, so good news. Spoke with Spectrum. 2181 01:36:07,154 --> 01:36:09,189 The Internet will be up and running by Thursday. 2182 01:36:09,273 --> 01:36:10,881 How is that good news? We're gone by then. 2183 01:36:10,964 --> 01:36:12,382 Well, it's good news in general. 2184 01:36:12,466 --> 01:36:13,502 It's something I wanted done. 2185 01:36:13,585 --> 01:36:15,054 Now it's done, and here we are. 2186 01:36:16,091 --> 01:36:17,105 That's so loud. Wow! 2187 01:36:17,189 --> 01:36:18,843 This is a nice place. Ever think about selling? 2188 01:36:18,926 --> 01:36:20,410 Yeah, definitely not. At all. 2189 01:36:20,494 --> 01:36:22,311 I got it for nothing from the bank. 2190 01:36:22,395 --> 01:36:23,688 It's booked for months in advance. 2191 01:36:23,771 --> 01:36:25,432 I don't even need to do anything. 2192 01:36:25,516 --> 01:36:27,499 You have to do something. It's natural wood siding. 2193 01:36:27,582 --> 01:36:29,357 You have to treat it or you'll get wood rot. 2194 01:36:29,441 --> 01:36:31,210 Well, who's going to notice that, ever? 2195 01:36:31,294 --> 01:36:33,996 Get your feet off the coffee table, please. Thanks, bud. 2196 01:36:34,568 --> 01:36:36,237 This fucking guy. 2197 01:36:36,370 --> 01:36:37,538 Why is he still here? 2198 01:36:37,622 --> 01:36:38,852 Says he's a Superhost. 2199 01:36:38,936 --> 01:36:41,275 What is that, like, an Airbnb slumlord? 2200 01:36:43,561 --> 01:36:45,983 There we go. It's working. 2201 01:36:46,067 --> 01:36:47,701 So he's your uncle? 2202 01:36:47,785 --> 01:36:52,189 Well, he was my gym teacher, then sort of my stepdad, 2203 01:36:52,273 --> 01:36:54,609 and now he's just my uncle again. 2204 01:36:54,693 --> 01:36:55,962 We're not related. 2205 01:36:56,046 --> 01:36:58,715 Cool. And they're all still friends? 2206 01:36:58,807 --> 01:37:00,140 Best friends. 2207 01:37:00,426 --> 01:37:01,895 I got Arturo to sleep. 2208 01:37:01,979 --> 01:37:02,890 Oh, good! 2209 01:37:02,974 --> 01:37:04,274 Kid loves music. 2210 01:37:04,358 --> 01:37:05,760 You need anything? 2211 01:37:05,940 --> 01:37:07,642 Um, you know what? 2212 01:37:07,726 --> 01:37:08,852 I'll have an espresso. 2213 01:37:08,936 --> 01:37:10,319 Oh, me too, please! 2214 01:37:10,403 --> 01:37:11,868 Yes! Gotcha! 2215 01:37:11,952 --> 01:37:12,953 Thank you. 2216 01:37:14,002 --> 01:37:16,203 He loves being a dad. 2217 01:37:16,287 --> 01:37:18,023 How much you think this thing costs? 2218 01:37:18,107 --> 01:37:19,508 I don't know, Brandon. 2219 01:37:19,666 --> 01:37:22,168 You never really know what something's worth 2220 01:37:22,252 --> 01:37:23,388 until you sink it. 2221 01:37:25,012 --> 01:37:28,776 Oh, uh, do we need life jackets or... 2222 01:37:28,860 --> 01:37:30,129 No, we're good. 2223 01:37:32,886 --> 01:37:33,753 This table's wobbly. 2224 01:37:33,837 --> 01:37:35,773 It's an Airbnb. What do you expect? 2225 01:37:35,857 --> 01:37:37,291 I expect that when someone buys 2226 01:37:37,375 --> 01:37:38,715 an architectural masterpiece, 2227 01:37:38,799 --> 01:37:40,857 they don't fill it with Ikea furniture. 2228 01:37:40,941 --> 01:37:42,675 I have a joke about Ikea. 2229 01:37:42,809 --> 01:37:44,473 Never mind. The setup takes too long. 2230 01:37:46,861 --> 01:37:49,234 -When I buy this place back... -You're not buying it back. 2231 01:37:49,318 --> 01:37:50,820 -I might. -You gotta manifest it. 2232 01:37:50,904 --> 01:37:54,348 -With what money? -If we pooled our money together we can... 2233 01:37:54,432 --> 01:37:55,221 -Hey! -Oh, shit! 2234 01:37:55,305 --> 01:37:56,061 -Hey! -What the fuck? 2235 01:37:56,145 --> 01:37:57,354 Hey, what's going on? 2236 01:37:57,438 --> 01:37:59,507 Your son just stole my fucking jet boat! 2237 01:37:59,591 --> 01:38:00,569 You sure that's him? 2238 01:38:00,653 --> 01:38:02,655 Yes, I'm fucking sure that's him. 2239 01:38:02,739 --> 01:38:04,573 It's him right there! Look! 2240 01:38:04,657 --> 01:38:05,892 That doesn't look like him. 2241 01:38:05,976 --> 01:38:07,843 Oh my God, I can 100% guarantee you 2242 01:38:07,927 --> 01:38:09,862 that is their shit cunt spawn. 2243 01:38:09,946 --> 01:38:11,416 Hey, stop calling him that. 2244 01:38:11,500 --> 01:38:13,075 Yeah, your son is a shit cunt! 2245 01:38:13,159 --> 01:38:14,292 Not his son! 2246 01:38:15,494 --> 01:38:16,939 -Motherfucker! -Ah! 2247 01:38:17,023 --> 01:38:18,123 Fuck! 2248 01:38:18,378 --> 01:38:20,314 Should we... should we help them? 2249 01:38:21,716 --> 01:38:23,664 -No, just leave them. -Ah, no biting! No biting! 2250 01:38:23,747 --> 01:38:25,381 ♪♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪ 2251 01:38:25,465 --> 01:38:28,111 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's OK ♪ 2252 01:38:28,195 --> 01:38:31,560 ♪ Bring me southern kisses from your room ♪ 2253 01:38:33,552 --> 01:38:35,279 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪ 2254 01:38:35,363 --> 01:38:38,308 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's all right ♪ 2255 01:38:38,392 --> 01:38:41,930 ♪ Let me smell the moon in your perfume ♪ 2256 01:38:42,409 --> 01:38:45,535 ♪ Oh, gods and years will rise and fall ♪ 2257 01:38:45,619 --> 01:38:48,222 ♪ And there's always something more ♪ 2258 01:38:48,306 --> 01:38:50,675 ♪ Lost in talk, I waste my time ♪ 2259 01:38:50,759 --> 01:38:52,928 ♪ And it's all been said before ♪ 2260 01:38:53,012 --> 01:38:56,381 ♪ While further down behind the masquerade ♪ 2261 01:38:56,465 --> 01:38:58,067 ♪ The tears are there ♪ 2262 01:38:58,151 --> 01:39:01,287 ♪ I don't ask for all that much ♪ 2263 01:39:01,371 --> 01:39:06,143 ♪ I just want someone to care ♪ 2264 01:39:06,227 --> 01:39:08,064 ♪ Answer right now ♪ 2265 01:39:08,148 --> 01:39:10,081 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪ 2266 01:39:10,165 --> 01:39:12,916 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's OK ♪ 2267 01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:16,481 ♪ Come on out beneath the shining sun ♪ 2268 01:39:18,065 --> 01:39:19,960 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪ 2269 01:39:20,044 --> 01:39:22,940 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's all right ♪ 2270 01:39:23,024 --> 01:39:27,756 ♪ Sneak on out beneath the stars and run ♪ 2271 01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:29,641 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2272 01:39:32,393 --> 01:39:35,329 ♪ Oh yeah, yes, yes ♪ 2273 01:39:35,413 --> 01:39:37,149 ♪ Oh yes ♪ 2274 01:39:47,739 --> 01:39:49,042 ♪ It's king and queen ♪ 2275 01:39:49,126 --> 01:39:52,595 ♪ And we must go down now beyond the chandelier ♪ 2276 01:39:52,679 --> 01:39:55,259 ♪ Where I won't have to speak my mind ♪ 2277 01:39:55,343 --> 01:39:57,713 ♪ And you won't have to hear ♪ 2278 01:39:58,005 --> 01:40:00,406 ♪ Shreds of news and afterthoughts ♪ 2279 01:40:00,490 --> 01:40:02,994 ♪ And complicated scenes ♪ 2280 01:40:03,078 --> 01:40:05,236 ♪ We'll weather down behind the light ♪ 2281 01:40:05,320 --> 01:40:09,257 ♪ And fade like magazines ♪ 2282 01:40:09,341 --> 01:40:12,568 ♪ Time flies like the wind, nothing to give now ♪ 2283 01:40:12,652 --> 01:40:14,297 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪ 2284 01:40:14,381 --> 01:40:17,317 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's OK ♪ 2285 01:40:17,401 --> 01:40:20,604 ♪ Bring me southern kisses from your room ♪ 2286 01:40:21,369 --> 01:40:22,613 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 2287 01:40:22,697 --> 01:40:24,431 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪ 2288 01:40:24,515 --> 01:40:27,049 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's all right ♪ 2289 01:40:27,133 --> 01:40:31,397 ♪ Let me smell the moon in your perfume ♪ 2290 01:40:31,481 --> 01:40:32,951 ♪ Oh, now ♪ 2291 01:40:33,035 --> 01:40:35,003 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪ 2292 01:40:35,087 --> 01:40:37,590 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's OK ♪ 2293 01:40:37,674 --> 01:40:41,541 ♪ Let me see you smiling back at me ♪ 2294 01:40:41,625 --> 01:40:43,120 ♪ Hey ♪ 2295 01:40:43,204 --> 01:40:44,868 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪ 2296 01:40:44,952 --> 01:40:47,687 ♪ Let me hear you say everything's all right ♪ 2297 01:40:47,771 --> 01:40:50,874 ♪ Hold me tight and lovin', love is free ♪ 2298 01:40:51,839 --> 01:40:53,407 ♪ Oh ♪ 2299 01:41:01,995 --> 01:41:03,530 ♪ OK ♪♪ 158183

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