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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:37,939 This song is so good. 2 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,306 - I know. 3 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:42,577 - Why is this song so good? 4 00:00:42,677 --> 00:00:43,678 - Do you want to duet? 5 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,282 - Yeah. 6 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:09,336 - Oh yeah, baby! 7 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:17,277 - High note! 8 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:35,730 - Oh, shit! 9 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,981 You're not feeling it? 10 00:01:53,081 --> 00:01:54,015 - No, I was. 11 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,115 - Oh, OK. 12 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:56,584 Guess what? 13 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:57,518 - What? 14 00:01:57,619 --> 00:01:59,621 - We're doing pottery lessons Saturday. 15 00:01:59,721 --> 00:02:01,421 - Oh, I... I asked you not to do that. 16 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:04,058 - I thought you said you wanted to have new experiences. 17 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:06,293 - Yeah, but I meant, like, sexually. 18 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:08,997 And besides, pottery is not an experience, it's an activity. 19 00:02:09,097 --> 00:02:11,633 - Pottery can be sexual. Have you seen the movie Ghost ? 20 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:14,035 - I feel like you need more friends to do things with. 21 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,069 - I have friends. 22 00:02:15,168 --> 00:02:15,970 - Who? Besides Paul. 23 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:17,437 - Paul... 24 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:22,577 You. You're my best friend. 25 00:02:26,748 --> 00:02:28,315 You still want to go? 26 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:30,785 - Yeah, it's a beach house. 27 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:33,453 - Are you "shore"? 28 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,325 - Yeah. It's on the water. 29 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:40,094 - Oh, "water" relief. 30 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:41,663 - You're so dumb! 31 00:02:44,799 --> 00:02:45,967 - It could be romantic. 32 00:02:46,067 --> 00:02:47,401 - Yeah, it could be. 33 00:02:48,670 --> 00:02:51,238 - Could be a nice place to make a baby. 34 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:55,610 - Yeah, maybe... Maybe not yet. 35 00:02:55,710 --> 00:02:59,681 But in the meantime, we can do other stuff. 36 00:02:59,781 --> 00:03:01,949 - Oh! I'm so ticklish! 37 00:03:02,050 --> 00:03:03,618 OK, all right. 38 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,821 OK. - Hey... 39 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:08,355 Take this off. 40 00:03:09,891 --> 00:03:10,825 - Thanks. 41 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:14,829 - Hand or mouth? 42 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:16,731 - Oh, hand's fine. Yeah. 43 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,534 - Let me help you out a little. 44 00:03:20,802 --> 00:03:22,603 - Oh, wow. OK. 45 00:03:22,704 --> 00:03:25,338 Whoa, OK. I also got to look at the road. 46 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,909 This is really sexy, but also dangerous. 47 00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:29,177 Oh, shit! 48 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,312 - Exciting. 49 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,215 Do you want to hold my boob? - OK! 50 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:37,250 Thanks. 51 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,853 - Yeah? - Yeah, got it. 52 00:03:39,821 --> 00:03:41,522 - Is it helping? - Yeah, it's great. 53 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:42,824 - Yeah, you like that? Yeah? 54 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,127 - Oh, shit! - Asshole! 55 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,229 - This guy's driving like an asshole. 56 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:51,132 - Hey, stay with me! You seem distracted. 57 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,232 - Sorry. 58 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:54,135 - Are you close? - Yeah, I'm close. 59 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,937 Oh. Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 60 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,247 What the fuck? 61 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:08,850 - Oh, shit! 62 00:04:08,950 --> 00:04:10,450 - Oh, fuck! 63 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:13,320 - Oh, shit. 64 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,389 - Holy shit! 65 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:21,261 Hey, dude. Hey, how you doing? 66 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:22,597 - Is he OK? 67 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:24,766 - It's a good thing you were wearing your seat belt. 68 00:04:24,866 --> 00:04:26,567 - Where's my wife? - Where's his wife? 69 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,335 - I don't know. You help him, I'll find her. 70 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,637 - OK. - Hey, dude... 71 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:31,606 - I found her! 72 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:33,741 Hey! Hi! 73 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,275 Are you OK? 74 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,911 She's not breathing! 75 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:38,679 - Well, do CPR! - OK! 76 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:39,914 - I... I can walk. 77 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:41,082 - Compressions first! 78 00:04:41,182 --> 00:04:42,950 C-A-B! Compression, air, breath. 79 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,317 - I had, like, two beers. 80 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,453 - I thought it was A-B-C! Air, breath, compression. 81 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:47,655 - No, they changed it. 82 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,190 - Who changed it? - It's chill. 83 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,092 What? I don't know! 84 00:04:51,192 --> 00:04:52,527 Whoever makes those decisions. 85 00:04:52,627 --> 00:04:55,029 They probably did some kind of a... like a survey. 86 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,363 - OK, how many do I do? - What? 87 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,032 - How many do I do? - You do, uh, 30. 88 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,534 30 compressions, then 2 breaths, OK? 89 00:04:59,634 --> 00:05:00,935 Then back to compressions. 90 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:01,936 You're doing great. 91 00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:03,037 - Fuck! I wasn't counting. 92 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,471 - Switch then. You're doing great. 93 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,473 You're doing awesome! 94 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,142 - Oh, wake up! - Use straight arms! 95 00:05:08,242 --> 00:05:10,578 - Come on, bitch. Wake up! - Really lock those elbows. 96 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,814 Oh, baby, you're doing so good. I love it. 97 00:05:12,914 --> 00:05:14,081 - I think she's dead. 98 00:05:14,182 --> 00:05:15,583 - No, she's not dead. Keep going. 99 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:17,251 - I think she's dead. - She's not. 100 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:19,486 - Keep going. Ah, shit. 101 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,957 - Should I keep going? - It's up to you. 102 00:05:24,058 --> 00:05:25,425 - What does that mean? 103 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,862 - You can keep going if you want, 104 00:05:27,962 --> 00:05:29,197 but she's not coming back. 105 00:05:29,297 --> 00:05:31,833 - Why the fuck would I keep going if she's not coming back? 106 00:05:31,933 --> 00:05:33,167 - I don't know. 107 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:35,803 Sir, why is your penis out? 108 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:39,073 - Oh, fuck! Sorry! 109 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:40,808 It's just... 110 00:05:41,943 --> 00:05:43,476 Oh, fuck! I clipped it. 111 00:05:43,578 --> 00:05:45,445 - Is everything OK? - Yeah, they're OK. 112 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,181 Everybody's OK. Keep moving along. 113 00:05:47,281 --> 00:05:48,481 - It's all right! 114 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:51,319 I just got a little bit of it. Tip of it. 115 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:53,154 Just some butterfly bandages. 116 00:05:53,254 --> 00:05:54,956 - Paramedics will be here any second. 117 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:59,560 - Thank goodness the paramedics were there. 118 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,663 And they had butterfly bandages. 119 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,334 - Do you think she had a lot of regrets? 120 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:07,702 - The dead woman? 121 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:10,171 - Yeah, I feel like there's a lot she never got to do. 122 00:06:10,271 --> 00:06:11,505 - Everyone has regrets. 123 00:06:11,606 --> 00:06:13,541 - Yeah, she drove a minivan. 124 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:18,880 - "Reflection is an intersection. 125 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:20,114 "Regret is a cul-de-sac. 126 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:23,584 All we can do is make the best decision we can in the present." 127 00:06:26,921 --> 00:06:28,055 - You're right. 128 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:31,058 - I mean, technically, you're right. 129 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,660 It's from your podcast. 130 00:06:34,996 --> 00:06:36,597 - I just need to say it. 131 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,133 - What? - What? 132 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,534 Nothing. 133 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,804 - "If it isn't said, you can't be put to bed." 134 00:06:45,139 --> 00:06:47,308 Also you. You said that. 135 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,143 I'm sorry, I love quoting you. 136 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:50,578 - I need to get out. 137 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,114 - What? Oh, OK, all right. 138 00:06:53,214 --> 00:06:54,481 - I... 139 00:06:57,285 --> 00:07:00,021 No, Carey. Not the car. 140 00:07:00,121 --> 00:07:01,355 You. 141 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:02,590 - Oh, OK. 142 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,191 - No, Carey, not... Jesus! 143 00:07:04,292 --> 00:07:05,760 Not you! Our marriage. 144 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,494 There, I said it. I--I can't... 145 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:10,430 I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry. Fuck! 146 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,499 - Please don't say that. 147 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,068 - I want to get divorced. 148 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:17,805 - You can't say you want you want a divorce 149 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,674 just because of a near-death experience. 150 00:07:19,774 --> 00:07:21,441 - That wasn't a near-death experience. 151 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,443 That was a death experience. She's dead. 152 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,647 - It's still not a real reason. 153 00:07:28,249 --> 00:07:29,784 - I'm unfaithful. 154 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,853 I've been unfaithful. 155 00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:37,525 - Are you saying that just because you needed a real reason 156 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:38,793 or have you actually... 157 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:39,927 - Actually. 158 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:42,096 - OK. Fuck! 159 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:43,698 Sorry. 160 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:45,099 OK... 161 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,602 Just one time? 162 00:07:50,271 --> 00:07:51,605 Two? 163 00:07:51,706 --> 00:07:53,674 Please don't make me count. Three? 164 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,509 OK, forget it. I don't want to know. 165 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:56,877 I forgive you. 166 00:07:56,978 --> 00:08:00,081 So... We're going to just work this out. 167 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:03,017 - I don't know that I want to work this out. 168 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,253 - But I love you so much. 169 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,657 - Yeah. I know. 170 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,760 And I love you so much. 171 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:16,030 But I... I've been feeling this way for a while. 172 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,968 God, how do I put this? 173 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,003 Um... 174 00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:24,271 Oh, I wrote it down. 175 00:08:24,372 --> 00:08:25,439 - What? 176 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,141 - Yeah, I... Oh, here, got it. 177 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:28,476 - Were you planning this? 178 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:29,844 - No, I wasn't. 179 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,012 I mean, yes. 180 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:32,013 At some point. 181 00:08:32,113 --> 00:08:34,281 But no. I wasn't planning this exact experience. 182 00:08:34,382 --> 00:08:36,050 Here, I... Um... 183 00:08:36,150 --> 00:08:38,853 I'm just... It's not... It's not ready. 184 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:41,622 I--I didn't think I was going to read it to you right now. 185 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:42,690 But I can just... 186 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,892 I'll just fix it as I go. OK, um... 187 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,027 "Carey, my love. 188 00:08:46,127 --> 00:08:48,362 "This is the hardest letter I've ever written. 189 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:50,231 We've only been married for 13..." 190 00:08:50,331 --> 00:08:52,166 Yeah. Oh, shit. 191 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:54,001 "...uh, 14 months. 192 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:57,571 "And we've been building this life together, 193 00:08:57,671 --> 00:09:00,374 "but it doesn't feel like my life. 194 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:03,644 "I feel like we're just existing, but... 195 00:09:05,146 --> 00:09:06,180 "I don't want to exist. 196 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,715 I..." 197 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,550 Oh, shit, where was I? 198 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,318 "I don't want to exist. I want to grow. 199 00:09:11,419 --> 00:09:14,188 And maybe it's because I've only been with 7 people--" 200 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:15,524 - I thought I was your fourth. 201 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:16,590 - You are. 202 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,059 Can you just let me... 203 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:19,794 This isn't about sex. 204 00:09:19,894 --> 00:09:21,595 I mean, it's not just about sex. 205 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:24,632 It's also about desire and... 206 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,002 Carey! 207 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:33,240 Carey! I wasn't done! 208 00:10:01,936 --> 00:10:02,903 - Ah... 209 00:10:25,259 --> 00:10:26,927 Ah... 210 00:10:47,348 --> 00:10:48,315 Oh! 211 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,363 Hey, guys! 212 00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:05,733 Can I get a ride on your... Can I get a ride on your boat? 213 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,223 Hey... 214 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,527 - You OK? 215 00:11:32,627 --> 00:11:33,562 - No! 216 00:11:33,662 --> 00:11:35,462 You have any water? 217 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:36,964 - Yeah. 218 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:40,602 - Hey, Derek! You got to finish the siding on this pool. 219 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:43,237 Oh, man! You look like shit. 220 00:11:43,337 --> 00:11:44,539 - Yeah, I am like shit. 221 00:11:44,639 --> 00:11:46,575 - What, did you swim here? - Partially. 222 00:11:46,675 --> 00:11:48,042 - Hey, Coach Carey! 223 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,477 - Hey, Russ! Good form, man! 224 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,546 How you doing? 225 00:11:51,646 --> 00:11:53,515 - Great. Dad said I could get a dog. 226 00:11:53,615 --> 00:11:55,517 - I did not say you could get a dog. 227 00:11:55,617 --> 00:11:57,051 Who's gonna pick up dog shit? You? 228 00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,085 - Sure! 229 00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,453 - No, you're not. 230 00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:02,189 I got him a fish tank, he won't stop about this goddamn dog. 231 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,858 - Ashley wants a divorce. She said it. 232 00:12:06,561 --> 00:12:08,429 - I'm sorry, honey. 233 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:12,534 Come inside and shower and change. 234 00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:14,101 - I don't even have clothes. 235 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,670 Or my phone. I think I left it. 236 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,438 - Dad, can we do fireworks? - Yeah, later. 237 00:12:17,539 --> 00:12:20,307 - Actually, Ashley stopped by a couple hours ago. 238 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,544 - What? Is she still here? 239 00:12:22,644 --> 00:12:25,279 - No, she dropped your bag off. 240 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:26,747 - Did she say anything? 241 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,516 - That you were breaking up. 242 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,651 I told her to go fuck herself 243 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,418 and we never want to see her again. 244 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:32,886 - What? Why would you say that? 245 00:12:32,987 --> 00:12:35,590 - Because I wanted her to know where we stand: with you. 246 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:37,258 - I don't want there to be a "with me." 247 00:12:37,358 --> 00:12:38,627 - He didn't say that. 248 00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:40,961 - I would have, but she left very quickly. 249 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,531 That's Fiuggi water, by the way. 250 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:44,898 It's, like, $20 a bottle. 251 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,935 Apparently, it's the only water the Pope drinks. 252 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,571 Besides wine, obviously. 253 00:12:49,671 --> 00:12:51,105 I imagine the Pope drinks wine. 254 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,206 - Oh, God. 255 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,509 This is normal, right? 256 00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:55,809 People go through stuff like this 257 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,278 in the first year of marriage. 258 00:12:57,378 --> 00:12:59,146 - No. 259 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,948 Apparently, it cures the gout. 260 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,550 - I don't want to get a divorce. 261 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:03,784 - No one does. 262 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,386 - She does. 263 00:13:05,486 --> 00:13:06,887 - Yeah. 264 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,556 Want some Japanese whisky? 265 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,224 I got it imported from Japan. 266 00:13:10,324 --> 00:13:11,593 - Oh, no. No, no! 267 00:13:11,693 --> 00:13:13,762 Uh, maybe just this one, 'cause it's... 268 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,563 And you're, you know. - Yeah. 269 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,632 - Divorce isn't that big a deal. 270 00:13:17,732 --> 00:13:19,300 'Cause you don't have one of those. 271 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,602 - That's true! 272 00:13:20,702 --> 00:13:22,102 If you don't have kids... - Or money. 273 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,004 - ...divorce is just like a regular breakup. 274 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,439 - And you don't have either. 275 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:26,940 - I know. 276 00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,343 - We have money and a kid. We can never get divorced. 277 00:13:29,443 --> 00:13:31,713 - Mmm. That's the only reason we're still together. 278 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,149 - I love you. - I love you! 279 00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:43,857 - I'd love a shower. 280 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,795 - Oh, goddammit! 281 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:47,995 - Oh! - Russ! 282 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,764 Do not shoot them at the neighbors! 283 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,633 - That's, like, $3,000 of fireworks. 284 00:13:55,804 --> 00:13:56,837 It's gonna be OK. 285 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,172 - Oh, shit! 286 00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,741 Fuck, I got soap in my eyes! 287 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,108 - I don't want to downplay it, 288 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,010 but I feel like this might be a good thing. 289 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,379 - It's not! Being married is a good thing. 290 00:14:06,614 --> 00:14:07,848 - Have you checked for ticks? 291 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,049 - No, I'm OK! 292 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,518 - You should check for ticks. 293 00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:13,053 - What? 294 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,388 Oh... 295 00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:15,623 Careful, it's wet. 296 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:16,890 - Carey, listen to me. 297 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,158 I'm your best friend. 298 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,562 But you married a life coach. What did you expect? 299 00:14:20,662 --> 00:14:22,396 - I don't know. To stay married? 300 00:14:22,496 --> 00:14:25,165 - Remember when we went wine tasting in the Finger Lakes, 301 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,502 and she refused to drink anything but Italian wines? 302 00:14:27,602 --> 00:14:28,369 - She hates Riesling. 303 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:30,070 - Everyone does. That's not the point. 304 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,305 - What's the point? - Lift. 305 00:14:31,405 --> 00:14:33,374 The point is do you want to be married to someone 306 00:14:33,474 --> 00:14:35,175 who doesn't want to be married to you? 307 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,378 - You don't. What's going on? 308 00:14:37,478 --> 00:14:38,546 - Checking for ticks. 309 00:14:38,646 --> 00:14:40,981 - Can I please just take a shower and cry by myself? 310 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,349 - Of course, I just need to know 311 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,917 what kind of wine we're drinking. 312 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,220 - Ashley's really into orange wines these days. 313 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,455 - Jesus Christ, we need to shock the system. 314 00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:50,290 What? Oh, fuck! That's cold! 315 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:52,560 Ah! Ah! 316 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:55,362 Ah, fuck! 317 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,865 Can I have a towel? 318 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,066 - You need to stop feeling sorry for yourself. 319 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,602 - I am sorry for myself. 320 00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:02,871 She cheated on me. 321 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,438 - Really? You didn't mention that. 322 00:15:04,539 --> 00:15:06,775 - My dad used to say: "It washes off in the shower." 323 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:07,809 - What does? 324 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,176 - It doesn't. 325 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,312 I know it feels like a big deal. 326 00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:15,416 But if you make it OK, it's not cheating. It's OK. 327 00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:16,818 - You're OK with it? 328 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,452 - I read a book. 329 00:15:18,553 --> 00:15:19,721 - It was an article. 330 00:15:19,821 --> 00:15:21,955 - Whatever. We're open. 331 00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:25,959 - Are you guys fucking with me right now? 332 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:29,096 - We are not monogamous. 333 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,732 He can do what he wants, 334 00:15:30,832 --> 00:15:32,901 and I don't want to know about it. 335 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,703 Unless I do want to know about it. 336 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,839 In which case I would ask, 337 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,841 and he would tell me everything. 338 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,208 - Mm-hmm. 339 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,377 Yeah, it's not like we're dating other people. 340 00:15:43,477 --> 00:15:45,647 It's not polyamory. We're not reinventing the wheel. 341 00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:48,215 I don't have another family with, like, another fish tank. 342 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,684 - This is blowing my mind. 343 00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:51,084 - We're just realistic, you know? 344 00:15:51,185 --> 00:15:52,620 We love each other. 345 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:57,257 And that love is physical and emotional and spiritual, 346 00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:01,228 and the emotional and the spiritual are more important. 347 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:04,965 So we're a little bit more flexible with the physical. 348 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,267 - You're very flexible with the physical. 349 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,637 - I do Pilates. 350 00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:10,971 - OK, hold on a second. 351 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,774 Whose idea was this? 352 00:16:12,874 --> 00:16:13,974 - Mmm. 353 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,643 - Both... - Both of ours. 354 00:16:15,743 --> 00:16:17,177 - OK, you're telling me 355 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,748 that if she goes out, finds someone, 356 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,416 and they hit it off, 357 00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:24,819 and then they decide to go do some doggy style 358 00:16:24,919 --> 00:16:27,755 in the back of a pick-up truck in a parking lot somewhere, 359 00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,724 you're... you can handle that? 360 00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:31,258 - That is really romantic. 361 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,795 - If she can handle that, I can handle that. 362 00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:36,196 - OK, what if it's someone you know? 363 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,832 - I don't care who it is. 364 00:16:37,932 --> 00:16:39,166 - Really? 365 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,969 - Yeah, why would I care? 366 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,505 I'm, like, a self-realized individual. 367 00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:45,940 You two could have sex, it wouldn't bother me. 368 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,107 - Wow! 369 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,009 Well, with that gleaming endorsement, 370 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,612 let me just saddle up over here. 371 00:16:50,712 --> 00:16:52,379 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 372 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,516 Take it easy! - Look at this. 373 00:16:54,616 --> 00:16:55,884 I'm a horse! Giddy up! 374 00:16:55,984 --> 00:16:57,852 - You kind of are. I saw you in the shower. 375 00:16:57,952 --> 00:17:00,254 - Hey, quick question. What's a horse's favorite wine? 376 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,990 - What? - "Chardon-neigh." 377 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,057 - That is not funny. - "Chardon-neigh." 378 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,225 - Are you not embarrassed? 379 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,996 - Don't be jealous, baby! 380 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,831 - You have great feet. - Thanks! 381 00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:11,298 - He was talking to me. 382 00:17:13,801 --> 00:17:15,937 - That one's Paul. - Mm-hmm. 383 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,238 - The one right here is Benedict. 384 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,207 This one... - Mm-hmm? 385 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,242 - That one's Frances. 386 00:17:23,945 --> 00:17:25,647 - This one, the little one... - Yeah. 387 00:17:25,747 --> 00:17:27,447 - He's John Paul II. 388 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,217 - You name them after the Pope? 389 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:33,755 - Dad's getting me a Leo XIV when he gets back from the city. 390 00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:03,851 - You think I could still get that lesson? 391 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,754 - Sure. If you make me a coffee. 392 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,593 - Cool. 393 00:18:23,504 --> 00:18:25,339 Hey, Russ, what's going on? 394 00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:28,208 - I'm tired. I'm going to go take a nap. 395 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,018 - Hey! Where is he? 396 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,485 Where did he go? 397 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:40,955 - Hey, man! What's going on? 398 00:18:41,055 --> 00:18:43,024 - That little asshole stole my jet ski. 399 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,626 - Whoa, you need to slow down! 400 00:18:44,726 --> 00:18:45,492 - I'm not slowing down! 401 00:18:45,593 --> 00:18:47,127 Your son stole my fucking jet ski! 402 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,296 - He's not my son. - He crashed it into a rock! 403 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,733 - Your jet ski is right there! - My other jet ski! 404 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,067 - OK. - It was a Yamaha! 405 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,902 - Russ, can you come down here? 406 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,037 Are you sure it was him? 407 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,905 - I watched him do it! 408 00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,139 - OK, all right, fine. 409 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,509 Well, if he's responsible and something's broken, 410 00:19:01,609 --> 00:19:02,309 we can fix it. 411 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,745 - No, we can't fix it! 412 00:19:03,845 --> 00:19:06,114 It's at the bottom of the Long Island fucking Sound! 413 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,649 He sank it! - Calm down, dude. 414 00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:09,717 - I'm not calming down. He's a little asshole. 415 00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:12,053 - Don't call him an asshole! - You! Little asshole! 416 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,353 - Hey, what did I say? 417 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,522 - What's going on? 418 00:19:14,622 --> 00:19:16,423 - You think it's fun to sink jet skis? 419 00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:17,659 - No. 420 00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:19,027 - Russ, go back to sleep. 421 00:19:19,127 --> 00:19:21,194 - Your son needs a beating. - Hey! 422 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:24,065 - My son has been sound asleep. It's his nap time. 423 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,566 - Maybe you need a beating. 424 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:28,002 - You need to put a muzzle on that wife of yours. 425 00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:29,904 - What the fuck? - What the fuck... 426 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,878 - It's your nap time! - Hey... 427 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,615 - Nice, Mom! 428 00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:45,787 - I feel like I'm raising 429 00:19:45,887 --> 00:19:49,824 a more energetic, tiny version of my husband. 430 00:19:49,924 --> 00:19:51,926 - I know. It's so cool. 431 00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:53,628 - Mmm... 432 00:19:53,728 --> 00:19:57,665 - You know, when we were 12, Paul stole a snowplow. 433 00:19:57,765 --> 00:20:00,535 Just drove it around, plowing stuff. 434 00:20:00,635 --> 00:20:02,335 Then he crashed it into a tree. 435 00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:03,838 I ended up taking the blame. 436 00:20:03,938 --> 00:20:04,772 - OK, open it. 437 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,776 - Oh, wow! - Pull it. 438 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:09,977 - OK! All right, here we go. 439 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,679 - And into the water. 440 00:20:11,779 --> 00:20:12,914 - All right. 441 00:20:14,015 --> 00:20:17,719 - Oh! That's a sizzly one. 442 00:20:17,819 --> 00:20:18,953 - It's amazing. 443 00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:19,921 - It's cool, right? 444 00:20:20,021 --> 00:20:21,354 - It's incredible! 445 00:20:21,455 --> 00:20:24,592 - The thermal shock of pulling it at the height of firing 446 00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:25,425 is unpredictable. 447 00:20:25,526 --> 00:20:27,195 So every piece is unique. 448 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,563 - How do you know so much? 449 00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:30,698 - I lived in Japan for a bit. 450 00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,367 Traditionally, you're meant to use lead in the glaze. 451 00:20:34,468 --> 00:20:36,804 But that is a poison, so I don't do that. 452 00:20:38,206 --> 00:20:40,340 - Thanks for giving me this whole lesson. 453 00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:43,144 - How's he doing in your class? 454 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,411 - He's determined. 455 00:20:44,512 --> 00:20:46,346 Doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks. 456 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,515 - Mm-hmm. - And so what? 457 00:20:47,615 --> 00:20:49,449 Yeah, he gets in trouble once in a while. 458 00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:52,252 - He got every single answer wrong on his last math test, 459 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,287 which is, like, statistically impossible, 460 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,990 even if you filled it all in at random. 461 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,324 It's crazy! 462 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,827 - Yeah, well, he's great in gym, so... 463 00:21:01,195 --> 00:21:05,233 - You know, we came out here to really spend time with him, 464 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,201 but Paul keeps going back to the city. 465 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,837 - Yeah, he's always working. That's his thing. 466 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,741 - No, he's not. 467 00:21:14,876 --> 00:21:16,811 He's fucking someone. 468 00:21:16,911 --> 00:21:18,012 - How do you know that? 469 00:21:18,112 --> 00:21:21,749 - When Paul goes to the city for work, he's fucking someone. 470 00:21:21,849 --> 00:21:24,585 And it's OK, 'cause we said it was OK. 471 00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:28,790 But right now, he's choosing that over being here. 472 00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:29,924 - Well, Paul's an idiot. 473 00:21:30,024 --> 00:21:31,092 That's like... 474 00:21:31,192 --> 00:21:32,193 Oh, fuck! 475 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,426 Oh, fuck. Oh! 476 00:21:33,528 --> 00:21:35,362 Oh! I can just use my shirt. 477 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,798 - Don't do that. I'll get it. 478 00:21:36,898 --> 00:21:38,633 - OK. But it's purple. 479 00:21:41,269 --> 00:21:42,603 - Why don't you tell him to stop, 480 00:21:42,703 --> 00:21:44,672 that you just don't want to do it anymore? 481 00:21:44,772 --> 00:21:46,674 - Do you know why people break up? 482 00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:49,177 - Yeah, cheating. 483 00:21:49,277 --> 00:21:50,377 - Guilt. 484 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,345 But if you make the bad thing OK, 485 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,815 then there's no guilt. 486 00:21:55,049 --> 00:21:58,820 - Or... maybe just stop doing the bad thing. 487 00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:02,990 - Yeah. 488 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:04,725 Or that. 489 00:22:06,527 --> 00:22:09,163 You know, when Paul and I first met, 490 00:22:09,263 --> 00:22:11,766 he was hooking up with my roommate. 491 00:22:11,866 --> 00:22:13,366 - Oh yeah. Carmen. 492 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:14,702 She was a whole thing. 493 00:22:14,802 --> 00:22:17,672 - And one day, while she was getting ready, 494 00:22:17,772 --> 00:22:19,540 he asked me out. 495 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,577 And I was like: "No, what the fuck is wrong with you?" 496 00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:24,377 And then he just kept showing up 497 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:25,546 and he kept asking me. 498 00:22:25,646 --> 00:22:29,250 And he's still that guy, you know? 499 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,619 And I don't expect him to change. 500 00:22:31,719 --> 00:22:35,623 But in moments like this, I can't help but be sad. 501 00:22:36,624 --> 00:22:38,593 And really fucking angry. 502 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:40,928 - I'm sorry. 503 00:22:42,897 --> 00:22:45,299 Ashley and I met at a Fray concert. 504 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,567 You know, the band. - Mm-hmm. 505 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:47,835 - How to Save a Life. 506 00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:51,806 We were both dancing and singing. 507 00:22:52,974 --> 00:22:54,709 Then we started kissing. 508 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,112 And then, more than kissing. 509 00:22:58,212 --> 00:22:59,580 And dating. 510 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:03,017 Last year, I tried to surprise her by buying tickets. 511 00:23:03,117 --> 00:23:06,587 And when I told her about it, she said she had plans. 512 00:23:07,521 --> 00:23:09,156 - It's OK. - No, it's not. 513 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:12,392 Because The Fray broke up. 514 00:23:13,361 --> 00:23:15,129 And now we broke up. 515 00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:16,831 - Yeah. 516 00:23:21,702 --> 00:23:24,572 - I guess I'm just sad and angry, too. 517 00:23:26,374 --> 00:23:28,075 - I'm sorry. 518 00:23:50,865 --> 00:23:52,833 - I'm gonna make a sandwich. 519 00:23:54,368 --> 00:23:55,937 Um... 520 00:23:57,338 --> 00:23:59,140 - OK. 521 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,743 - I saw some peanut butter there. 522 00:24:02,843 --> 00:24:04,879 Do you want a sandwich? 'Cause... 523 00:24:33,274 --> 00:24:36,010 - No, we're not going to modify the existing leases. 524 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,481 Because, I feel like I shouldn't have to say this 525 00:24:41,582 --> 00:24:42,717 this many times, 526 00:24:42,817 --> 00:24:45,186 but the entire purpose of buying these buildings 527 00:24:45,286 --> 00:24:46,554 is to deliver them vacant. 528 00:24:48,656 --> 00:24:50,858 That's why we offer them 3 months free. 529 00:24:53,661 --> 00:24:56,130 Well, what were you doing last night? 530 00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:01,535 Why would I purchase a building in the Bronx 531 00:25:01,635 --> 00:25:02,703 if I can't renovate it? 532 00:25:02,803 --> 00:25:04,505 What would even be the purpose? 533 00:25:04,605 --> 00:25:06,240 What the fuck happened here? 534 00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:07,575 Julie! 535 00:25:07,675 --> 00:25:09,210 - She went out with Russ. 536 00:25:09,310 --> 00:25:10,511 - Hey, let me call you back. 537 00:25:12,913 --> 00:25:14,181 Son of a bitch! This is like a... 538 00:25:14,281 --> 00:25:16,617 I don't even want to tell you how much this rug costs. 539 00:25:16,717 --> 00:25:18,219 - I'm sorry we spilled a little wine. 540 00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:19,553 - $20,000. 541 00:25:19,653 --> 00:25:21,188 It's a $20,000 rug. 542 00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:24,392 Were you gonna say anything? 543 00:25:24,492 --> 00:25:26,761 Or were you just gonna half clean it 544 00:25:26,861 --> 00:25:30,097 and expect me not to notice a stain on my $25,000 rug? 545 00:25:31,332 --> 00:25:32,700 - Did it just get more expensive? 546 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,301 - They tend to, yeah. 547 00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:36,470 - OK. Well, I'm sorry. 548 00:25:36,570 --> 00:25:38,139 - That's OK. It's just a rug. 549 00:25:39,273 --> 00:25:40,775 Yeah. - OK. 550 00:25:43,677 --> 00:25:44,779 - A fucking nice rug. 551 00:25:44,879 --> 00:25:46,881 - By the way, Julie and I had sex last night. 552 00:25:48,949 --> 00:25:50,284 Together. 553 00:25:51,452 --> 00:25:52,853 While you were in town. 554 00:25:52,953 --> 00:25:56,957 Well, I know you guys are in this open ethically non-- 555 00:25:58,592 --> 00:26:00,261 OK... 556 00:26:00,361 --> 00:26:01,495 So, you're mad. 557 00:26:01,595 --> 00:26:03,464 - No, that was... I'm not mad. 558 00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:04,999 It was sort of a reflex. 559 00:26:05,099 --> 00:26:08,636 - OK, because if you're mad, we should just talk about it. 560 00:26:10,171 --> 00:26:12,673 - That was more of a delayed reaction. 561 00:26:14,141 --> 00:26:15,609 Yeah, I'm mad. 562 00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:17,044 - We can talk about-- 563 00:26:18,513 --> 00:26:19,613 - Motherfucker! - Just chill. 564 00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:20,815 - I'm gonna fucking kill you. 565 00:26:20,915 --> 00:26:22,750 - You gonna chill? - No! I'm gonna kill you! 566 00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:23,751 - That's not chill! 567 00:26:23,851 --> 00:26:25,286 Calm down. Calm down! 568 00:26:25,386 --> 00:26:27,822 - Ow, that's a full Nelson. It's illegal! It's illegal! 569 00:26:27,922 --> 00:26:29,657 - This isn't wrestling! - Yeah, it is. 570 00:26:29,757 --> 00:26:31,258 - OK, just calm down. - I'm chill. 571 00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:32,726 - Calm? Chill? - OK, I'm calm. 572 00:26:32,827 --> 00:26:34,662 - I'm gonna let you go. - Yeah, I'm calm. 573 00:26:34,762 --> 00:26:37,131 Oh, fuck! I think you pinched my C4. 574 00:26:37,231 --> 00:26:39,733 - I'm telling you, we just need to talk, all right? 575 00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:41,536 - OK, OK. - Whoa! 576 00:26:41,635 --> 00:26:44,305 - Talk about that, motherfucker! 577 00:26:44,405 --> 00:26:45,840 - I don't want to fight you! 578 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:47,975 I've been teaching my 8th graders Aikido! 579 00:26:48,075 --> 00:26:51,078 Non-violence, it's... It's about de-escalation. 580 00:26:51,178 --> 00:26:52,213 - Oh, fuck! 581 00:26:53,347 --> 00:26:54,482 Oh, fuck! 582 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,752 - Which you're not doing. 583 00:27:01,122 --> 00:27:02,389 Oh! 584 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:07,828 - Motherfucker! 585 00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:15,537 - No biting! No biting! No biting, fuck! 586 00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:17,138 - What are you doing? 587 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,709 No tapping. - Ah! 588 00:27:28,349 --> 00:27:30,217 OK, let's just... 589 00:27:31,352 --> 00:27:32,953 - Ah! Fuck! My arm! 590 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:35,422 - You gotta stop throwing haymakers! 591 00:27:35,524 --> 00:27:36,957 Look, I'm sorry. How do you-- 592 00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:39,393 Oh! Ah! 593 00:27:50,004 --> 00:27:52,072 - What did you guys do? Sex? 594 00:27:52,173 --> 00:27:53,508 Or other stuff? 595 00:27:53,608 --> 00:27:54,875 - Sex. 596 00:27:54,975 --> 00:27:56,545 And then some other stuff. 597 00:28:34,815 --> 00:28:36,850 What are you... Ah! 598 00:28:39,286 --> 00:28:40,287 What the fuck? 599 00:28:41,690 --> 00:28:43,023 - No knives! 600 00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:46,060 - Where did it happen? 601 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,094 - In here. 602 00:28:47,194 --> 00:28:48,429 - I'm gonna... 603 00:29:04,579 --> 00:29:06,380 - Oh, fuck! My leg! 604 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,948 Oh fuck, my leg! 605 00:29:08,048 --> 00:29:09,917 - I'm gonna fucking kill you... 606 00:29:10,017 --> 00:29:11,519 Was it fun? - Hey! 607 00:29:13,187 --> 00:29:14,221 - Missed me! 608 00:29:14,321 --> 00:29:15,889 - Fuck, no! 609 00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:18,792 OK. OK, chill. Ow! 610 00:29:20,327 --> 00:29:22,062 - Whoa! Oh! 611 00:29:22,162 --> 00:29:23,897 - Ah! 612 00:29:26,867 --> 00:29:28,102 - Oh, shit! 613 00:29:28,202 --> 00:29:29,436 I'm sorry, Paul. 614 00:29:35,376 --> 00:29:36,777 I said I'm sorry. 615 00:29:36,877 --> 00:29:38,279 Come on, man! Fuck! 616 00:29:38,379 --> 00:29:40,247 You said it was fine! 617 00:29:40,347 --> 00:29:41,949 - It's not! 618 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:47,021 Surprise! 619 00:29:55,129 --> 00:29:58,265 - Sorry! Batter's instinct. 620 00:30:00,669 --> 00:30:02,303 - Shit, shit! 621 00:30:02,403 --> 00:30:04,639 The fish! Pick them up, pick them up! 622 00:30:04,739 --> 00:30:06,641 - Where are you going? - Save John Paul! 623 00:30:06,741 --> 00:30:08,876 - Which one is John Paul? John Paul! Ah! 624 00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:14,214 I got one! I got one! 625 00:30:15,617 --> 00:30:17,818 There you go. 626 00:30:19,086 --> 00:30:20,921 - Ah, fuck! It stung me! 627 00:30:21,021 --> 00:30:22,590 That one sucks, leave that one. 628 00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:30,431 Oh! 629 00:30:30,532 --> 00:30:32,032 - Oh, sorry. 630 00:30:43,243 --> 00:30:44,512 We did it. 631 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,882 We saved you. You're alive, guys. 632 00:30:56,323 --> 00:30:58,192 Fish slapped you! 633 00:30:59,828 --> 00:31:01,862 No, no, no! 634 00:31:05,734 --> 00:31:07,101 Oh, oh! 635 00:31:09,436 --> 00:31:10,772 That was close. 636 00:31:10,871 --> 00:31:12,339 You almost got me. 637 00:31:44,338 --> 00:31:46,340 - That was so fun, wasn't it? 638 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,842 - Yeah. 639 00:31:47,941 --> 00:31:50,411 - We don't have to steal jet skis. 640 00:31:50,512 --> 00:31:53,581 If you need an adventure, you can just get in the canoe. 641 00:32:08,262 --> 00:32:09,430 - What are you guys doing? 642 00:32:18,472 --> 00:32:20,474 - I'm sorry. 643 00:32:20,575 --> 00:32:22,075 - What are you sorry for? 644 00:32:22,176 --> 00:32:23,944 - For overreacting. 645 00:32:24,044 --> 00:32:26,581 To something I didn't have a right to overreact to. 646 00:32:27,649 --> 00:32:29,016 - OK. 647 00:32:30,384 --> 00:32:31,886 Good. 648 00:32:31,985 --> 00:32:33,788 Carey, what are you sorry for? 649 00:32:33,888 --> 00:32:35,989 - For having sex with you. 650 00:32:38,992 --> 00:32:39,993 - No? 651 00:32:40,093 --> 00:32:42,864 For hurting my best friend? 652 00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:45,265 - And I'm sorry for not realizing 653 00:32:45,365 --> 00:32:49,436 the effect that this might have. 654 00:32:50,404 --> 00:32:52,473 - It's really not that big of a deal 655 00:32:52,574 --> 00:32:53,273 if you think about it. 656 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:55,510 It washes off in the shower. 657 00:32:55,610 --> 00:32:57,411 - Paul... - What does? 658 00:32:57,512 --> 00:32:59,747 - We don't have to do this anymore. 659 00:33:00,882 --> 00:33:02,216 - No, no, babe, I'm good. 660 00:33:02,316 --> 00:33:03,918 - I don't need to be with other people. 661 00:33:04,017 --> 00:33:05,520 - No, it's OK, I can handle it. 662 00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:07,856 Seriously, I'm fine. Don't worry about it. 663 00:33:07,956 --> 00:33:09,189 We can continue. 664 00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:11,391 It was a genuine overreaction on my part. 665 00:33:11,492 --> 00:33:13,327 It was sort of an out-of-body experience. 666 00:33:13,427 --> 00:33:17,264 I wasn't really aware of what I was doing until after the fact. 667 00:33:17,364 --> 00:33:20,702 It was kind of like... a werewolf situation. 668 00:33:20,802 --> 00:33:22,537 I'm good. - OK. 669 00:33:22,637 --> 00:33:25,005 - Can you just not do it with him again? 670 00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:27,307 - I won't. 671 00:33:27,407 --> 00:33:28,710 - Promise? 672 00:33:28,810 --> 00:33:30,377 - Promise. 673 00:33:30,477 --> 00:33:32,479 - You should... You should promise, too. 674 00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:33,681 - I promise, too. 675 00:33:35,817 --> 00:33:39,152 - OK, well, I guess we're going out for dinner. 676 00:33:39,253 --> 00:33:41,523 - Yeah, I can't, I have to go back to the city. 677 00:33:41,623 --> 00:33:42,489 Unfortunately. 678 00:33:43,791 --> 00:33:45,994 - Are you fucking kidding me? 679 00:33:46,093 --> 00:33:48,262 - No, I'm not fucking kidding you. OK? 680 00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:50,230 I'm in the middle of a fucking negotiation 681 00:33:50,330 --> 00:33:52,867 on a 34-unit building in Chinatown, and they are like... 682 00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:54,536 Have you ever negotiated with the Chinese? 683 00:33:54,636 --> 00:33:56,270 It's a whole different thing. - Paul! 684 00:33:56,370 --> 00:33:57,739 - You're always on your back foot. 685 00:33:57,839 --> 00:34:00,107 - You told Russ we'd go to Great Thrills tomorrow. 686 00:34:00,207 --> 00:34:01,743 - We can go to Great Thrills next week. 687 00:34:01,843 --> 00:34:04,177 - You can go next week. We're gonna go tomorrow. 688 00:34:41,749 --> 00:34:43,383 - Yeah! 689 00:34:44,552 --> 00:34:45,587 - Get it! 690 00:34:45,687 --> 00:34:48,056 - Step right up! - OK, one more, one more. 691 00:34:49,122 --> 00:34:50,858 - Oh, man! - That was a good try. 692 00:34:50,959 --> 00:34:52,894 - Throw a ball, win a fish. 693 00:34:52,994 --> 00:34:54,127 - Can I go another? 694 00:34:54,227 --> 00:34:55,262 - It's so expensive. 695 00:34:55,362 --> 00:34:56,598 - But I need new fish. 696 00:34:56,698 --> 00:34:58,231 - Step right up! 697 00:34:58,332 --> 00:35:00,602 - Can I just buy some fish from you? 698 00:35:00,702 --> 00:35:02,169 - This isn't a pet shop. 699 00:35:04,171 --> 00:35:05,405 Thank you. 700 00:35:07,075 --> 00:35:08,009 - You got it. 701 00:35:09,043 --> 00:35:10,143 OK. 702 00:35:11,045 --> 00:35:12,580 OK! - Hi! 703 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,447 - Hey. - Hey. 704 00:35:13,548 --> 00:35:14,983 - Excuse me. - How's it going? 705 00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:16,751 - We're just burning through cash. 706 00:35:16,851 --> 00:35:17,752 - So, you're Russ? - Yeah. 707 00:35:17,852 --> 00:35:20,021 - I've heard a lot about you. Nice to meet you. 708 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,355 This is Connor. I call him Conair. 709 00:35:21,455 --> 00:35:22,757 - Who's this? - We just met. 710 00:35:22,857 --> 00:35:24,157 - All right, let me have a go. 711 00:35:24,257 --> 00:35:25,325 Mind if I jump in? - Sure! 712 00:35:25,425 --> 00:35:28,096 - Here. Here's $100. We'll play for a bit. 713 00:35:28,195 --> 00:35:30,397 - Works for me. 714 00:35:33,868 --> 00:35:35,603 - Wow! - Shhh, shhh. 715 00:35:35,703 --> 00:35:38,106 - What are you gonna do with all the fish? 716 00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:39,841 - Bang. - Holy shit! That was awesome! 717 00:35:39,941 --> 00:35:41,075 - Thanks. 718 00:35:41,174 --> 00:35:42,777 - Why are you so good at that? 719 00:35:42,877 --> 00:35:44,679 - I just have a very soft touch. 720 00:35:44,779 --> 00:35:47,381 Most of the time. If you behave yourself. 721 00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:49,050 Is that your husband staring at us? 722 00:35:49,149 --> 00:35:50,384 - No, he's my friend. 723 00:35:50,484 --> 00:35:52,086 - This is your friend? - That's Carey. 724 00:35:52,185 --> 00:35:54,154 Carey! Go ahead and "carry" this? 725 00:35:54,254 --> 00:35:55,923 How many do you want, Russ? - All of them. 726 00:35:56,024 --> 00:35:57,257 - All of them? 727 00:35:57,357 --> 00:35:58,993 Guys, come. Let's get the front row. 728 00:35:59,093 --> 00:36:02,030 - Oh, hey. No, I'm with them. 729 00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:03,831 - No, this one's full. You gotta go back. 730 00:36:03,931 --> 00:36:04,932 - Sorry. - What the hell? 731 00:36:05,033 --> 00:36:06,067 - I just need to get on. 732 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:08,468 Oh. Can you take these? 733 00:36:08,569 --> 00:36:10,404 - No, man, that's all you. 734 00:36:10,505 --> 00:36:11,238 - No? 735 00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:12,573 - Hold my hand! 736 00:36:14,075 --> 00:36:16,209 - We should probably hold hands too. 737 00:36:16,309 --> 00:36:18,478 - Russ, I got your fish safe and sound, man. 738 00:36:24,484 --> 00:36:26,120 Wait... This is a bad idea. 739 00:36:26,219 --> 00:36:27,822 Hold on! I got your fish! 740 00:36:27,922 --> 00:36:30,190 Oh, fuck! 741 00:36:31,659 --> 00:36:33,795 I'm holding... Oh no, I lost you! 742 00:36:37,197 --> 00:36:38,533 Oh, fuck, I just... 743 00:36:38,633 --> 00:36:39,534 Oh no, ah! 744 00:36:39,634 --> 00:36:42,202 Come on, guys! Come on, fish! 745 00:36:45,472 --> 00:36:47,274 Two left! I got two left. 746 00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:49,242 I got one left. I got one... 747 00:36:53,514 --> 00:36:56,984 Oh yeah. Cambodia, Machu Picchu, all the big countries. Africa. 748 00:36:57,085 --> 00:36:59,386 I've done a lot of work with Doctors Without Borders. 749 00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:00,420 - Are you a doctor? 750 00:37:00,521 --> 00:37:01,923 - No, I just run their socials. 751 00:37:02,023 --> 00:37:03,356 Guys, what do you want to do next? 752 00:37:03,457 --> 00:37:05,093 - Bumper cars! - Yeah, bumper cars! 753 00:37:05,193 --> 00:37:06,894 - I can do that. You want to do bumper cars? 754 00:37:06,994 --> 00:37:07,995 - Yeah! - Buckle up! 755 00:37:08,096 --> 00:37:09,697 - Hey! She's not doing bumper cars. 756 00:37:09,797 --> 00:37:10,765 - Carey! 757 00:37:10,865 --> 00:37:12,700 - She has a husband, and he's a great guy. 758 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,301 And he happens to be my best friend, 759 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:15,737 so she's not doing bumper cars. 760 00:37:15,837 --> 00:37:17,270 I know what bumper cars leads to. 761 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:18,673 - What do bumper cars lead to? 762 00:37:18,773 --> 00:37:20,742 - If she wants to do bumper cars, she can. 763 00:37:20,842 --> 00:37:21,809 - I know who you are, 764 00:37:21,909 --> 00:37:23,745 slick fucking handsome theme park guy, huh? 765 00:37:23,845 --> 00:37:25,813 Hitting on moms. I bet that's not even your kid. 766 00:37:25,913 --> 00:37:28,082 - What's your fucking problem? - What's my problem? 767 00:37:28,182 --> 00:37:30,785 You want to do bumper cars? Let's do fucking bumper cars! 768 00:37:30,885 --> 00:37:32,653 - Hey, hey, hey! - You wanna do bumper cars? 769 00:37:32,754 --> 00:37:35,322 - Carey, what the fuck? What is wrong with you? 770 00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:36,490 What are you doing? 771 00:37:36,591 --> 00:37:38,559 - Nothing! What is wrong with you? 772 00:37:38,659 --> 00:37:40,228 - Why are you being like this? 773 00:37:40,327 --> 00:37:42,029 - Because you're married. To my best friend. 774 00:37:43,531 --> 00:37:44,732 - It didn't stop you! 775 00:37:44,832 --> 00:37:45,867 - That's a mistake. 776 00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:48,368 - Was it? 777 00:37:50,972 --> 00:37:54,609 This whole overprotective thing you're doing, 778 00:37:54,709 --> 00:37:56,711 is that for Paul or is it for you? 779 00:37:56,811 --> 00:37:57,912 - Paul. 780 00:37:58,012 --> 00:37:59,279 - Right. 781 00:37:59,379 --> 00:38:02,049 Well, Paul doesn't care. You heard him. 782 00:38:02,150 --> 00:38:04,886 - Fine. I care. 783 00:38:04,986 --> 00:38:06,087 OK? 784 00:38:06,187 --> 00:38:07,121 I know you guys are all 785 00:38:07,221 --> 00:38:09,123 emotionally sophisticated and whatever, 786 00:38:09,223 --> 00:38:10,725 but when you sleep with someone, 787 00:38:10,825 --> 00:38:13,360 your body makes a commitment whether you do or not. 788 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:15,495 - What does that... Is that-- 789 00:38:15,596 --> 00:38:16,764 - Vanilla Sky , yes. 790 00:38:16,864 --> 00:38:18,900 But it doesn't make it any less true. 791 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,336 It's just... The other night, I keep thinking about it. 792 00:38:30,178 --> 00:38:32,312 - Think about something else. 793 00:38:41,722 --> 00:38:43,991 - That was, like, really good, yeah? 794 00:38:44,091 --> 00:38:45,193 - Yeah! 795 00:38:45,293 --> 00:38:47,195 - You got great endurance. 796 00:38:53,167 --> 00:38:55,837 - Hey, what's your favorite band? 797 00:38:56,971 --> 00:39:00,473 - Gun to my head, I'd probably say Macklemore. 798 00:39:02,710 --> 00:39:03,811 Or me! 799 00:39:03,911 --> 00:39:05,112 - You play? 800 00:39:05,213 --> 00:39:06,113 - Yeah, yeah. 801 00:39:06,214 --> 00:39:08,049 - OK. Want to play me some? 802 00:39:09,283 --> 00:39:10,885 - Yeah! 803 00:39:17,490 --> 00:39:19,126 - Do you want some tea? 804 00:39:20,528 --> 00:39:22,997 - Uh, yeah, I'll take an Arnold Palmer if you got one. 805 00:39:23,097 --> 00:39:25,432 - Uh, I don't think I have that. 806 00:39:26,366 --> 00:39:28,836 But I have chamomile or rooibos. 807 00:39:28,936 --> 00:39:30,571 - I'm good. 808 00:39:30,671 --> 00:39:31,672 - OK. 809 00:39:32,673 --> 00:39:35,176 How long have you been a bartender for? 810 00:39:35,276 --> 00:39:36,911 - Like, 8 months. 811 00:39:38,546 --> 00:39:41,215 It's kind of like the first thing I'm really good at. 812 00:39:41,315 --> 00:39:44,252 - I feel like we've established you're good at other stuff too. 813 00:39:44,352 --> 00:39:45,385 - Like what? 814 00:39:45,485 --> 00:39:46,988 - Sex! You're really good at sex. 815 00:39:47,088 --> 00:39:47,889 - Thank you! 816 00:39:47,989 --> 00:39:50,758 You know, I think you're pretty good, too. 817 00:39:50,858 --> 00:39:52,459 You might have scratched me, though. 818 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,394 - Hey! Coño! 819 00:39:54,494 --> 00:39:56,564 - No, it's OK! I kind of liked it. 820 00:39:56,664 --> 00:39:58,165 - What are you doing here? 821 00:39:58,266 --> 00:39:59,567 - I'm eating a sandwich. 822 00:40:00,601 --> 00:40:02,904 - What the fuck happened to your eyebrows? 823 00:40:03,004 --> 00:40:04,272 - They burnt. 824 00:40:23,024 --> 00:40:24,592 Who are you? 825 00:40:25,492 --> 00:40:26,894 - Carey. 826 00:40:26,994 --> 00:40:31,599 - Jackson, this is my husband, Carey. 827 00:40:33,334 --> 00:40:35,036 - Is this wavy? 828 00:40:36,370 --> 00:40:37,939 - This is wavy. 829 00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:40,808 - You want a sandwich? 830 00:40:40,908 --> 00:40:42,209 - Yeah, sure. 831 00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:44,345 - Cool. You like meat? 832 00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:45,478 - Yeah, I like meats. 833 00:40:45,579 --> 00:40:46,747 - What are you doing? 834 00:40:47,748 --> 00:40:49,417 - Making another sandwich. 835 00:40:49,517 --> 00:40:50,952 - Carey, we can't both live here. 836 00:40:51,052 --> 00:40:51,886 You know that, right? 837 00:40:51,986 --> 00:40:52,987 - Why not? 838 00:40:53,087 --> 00:40:54,121 - We talked about this. 839 00:40:54,221 --> 00:40:55,256 - No, we didn't. - Right. 840 00:40:55,356 --> 00:40:56,524 I didn't finish my letter. 841 00:40:56,624 --> 00:40:58,359 - I don't want to hear your fucking letter! 842 00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,161 - Whoa, Jesus! 843 00:41:03,197 --> 00:41:06,267 - Sorry, I took the Jitney here and I'm tired. 844 00:41:06,367 --> 00:41:08,836 So I'll probably just go to bed. 845 00:41:08,936 --> 00:41:10,004 - Here? 846 00:41:10,104 --> 00:41:11,372 - Yeah, the couch is fine. 847 00:41:11,471 --> 00:41:12,740 - No, the couch is not fine. 848 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:13,874 - This place has no walls. 849 00:41:13,975 --> 00:41:15,943 And I have to meet a client in the morning. 850 00:41:17,078 --> 00:41:19,613 - Well, on the meat front, this sandwich goes hard. 851 00:41:19,714 --> 00:41:22,249 - Hey, Jackson, you want some iced tea? 852 00:41:22,350 --> 00:41:23,483 I made some iced tea. 853 00:41:23,584 --> 00:41:24,819 And there's lemons in there. 854 00:41:24,919 --> 00:41:27,254 So I think that's an Arnold Palmer. 855 00:41:27,355 --> 00:41:28,322 - Legend. 856 00:41:28,422 --> 00:41:29,857 - Carey... 857 00:41:29,957 --> 00:41:34,695 I'm sure this is all, you know, very painful for you. 858 00:41:34,795 --> 00:41:36,197 But we need to figure this out. 859 00:41:36,297 --> 00:41:37,198 - Figure what out? 860 00:41:37,298 --> 00:41:38,632 - Divorce. 861 00:41:39,633 --> 00:41:42,103 If you could just let me finish the letter-- 862 00:41:42,203 --> 00:41:44,138 - No. Hey. Listen, Ashley. 863 00:41:44,238 --> 00:41:46,707 I get it. You want to sleep with other people. 864 00:41:46,807 --> 00:41:48,509 We don't need a divorce for that. 865 00:41:48,609 --> 00:41:50,144 - What do you mean? 866 00:41:50,244 --> 00:41:51,145 - It's a lot of work. 867 00:41:51,245 --> 00:41:52,513 - It doesn't have to be. 868 00:41:52,613 --> 00:41:54,515 I mean, we don't have kids, we don't have money. 869 00:41:54,615 --> 00:41:56,784 - Exactly, we don't have a reason to get divorced. 870 00:41:56,884 --> 00:41:58,919 Unless you definitively want me out of your life. 871 00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:01,255 - No, I don't definitively want you out of my life. 872 00:42:01,355 --> 00:42:02,823 - OK. 873 00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:05,726 What if we kept it open? 874 00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:09,030 - Like, an open relationship? 875 00:42:09,130 --> 00:42:10,264 - Yeah, sure. 876 00:42:12,133 --> 00:42:15,536 - OK. Um, what does that entail? What are the rules? 877 00:42:15,636 --> 00:42:17,304 - What do you want the rules to be? 878 00:42:17,405 --> 00:42:18,339 - I don't want rules. 879 00:42:18,439 --> 00:42:20,041 - Great. No rules. 880 00:42:21,008 --> 00:42:23,512 - OK, what if... What if I meet someone? 881 00:42:24,645 --> 00:42:26,180 And it's serious? 882 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,848 - Then, we get divorced. 883 00:42:29,016 --> 00:42:31,652 - Yeah, I feel like this is a defense mechanism. 884 00:42:31,752 --> 00:42:33,487 And you're actually in a lot of pain. 885 00:42:33,587 --> 00:42:35,256 And that's OK. - No! 886 00:42:35,356 --> 00:42:37,224 I'm not. I'm wavy. 887 00:42:37,324 --> 00:42:38,459 I slept with someone too. 888 00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:39,560 - Oh, you did? 889 00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:41,629 - Yeah, it's good. So it's all good. 890 00:42:41,729 --> 00:42:44,498 We don't have to talk about it. We're even. 891 00:42:44,598 --> 00:42:45,766 - OK. 892 00:42:45,866 --> 00:42:48,436 - You guys are so inspiring. 893 00:42:48,537 --> 00:42:50,271 I hope I'm this mature when I'm your age. 894 00:42:50,371 --> 00:42:51,472 Thanks, Jackson. 895 00:42:51,572 --> 00:42:53,340 - We're not that old. Go to bed. 896 00:42:54,108 --> 00:42:56,644 I'm going to be seeing people, and they're gonna be around. 897 00:42:56,744 --> 00:42:59,080 - Cool! So will I! 898 00:42:59,180 --> 00:43:00,781 I'm not jealous. 899 00:43:00,881 --> 00:43:02,216 - OK. 900 00:43:02,316 --> 00:43:06,654 Well, if it's good with you, it's good with me! 901 00:43:06,754 --> 00:43:08,923 - That's more than good with me. 902 00:43:09,023 --> 00:43:12,626 - Um, maybe we can get rid of the air-hockey table 903 00:43:12,726 --> 00:43:15,162 and just put a blow-up mattress in the Carey corner? 904 00:43:15,262 --> 00:43:16,497 - Or not. 905 00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:20,401 Couch is good. Or the ledge or... 906 00:43:20,501 --> 00:43:22,369 - OK. - I'll find something. 907 00:43:23,505 --> 00:43:25,372 Good night. - Good night! 908 00:43:27,308 --> 00:43:28,510 Sleep well. 909 00:43:28,609 --> 00:43:30,077 - Yeah, you too. 910 00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:50,664 - Shhh! 911 00:43:59,874 --> 00:44:02,143 - Oh, ho ho! Whoa! 912 00:44:02,243 --> 00:44:03,110 - How does that feel? 913 00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:04,812 - Holy shit! 914 00:44:04,912 --> 00:44:08,115 - Yeah, you got some tightness in your temporal muscle, man. 915 00:44:08,215 --> 00:44:08,983 Open your jaw. 916 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,051 - Fede, please come! - Yeah! 917 00:44:14,388 --> 00:44:15,356 - Those 'fits are tight. 918 00:44:15,456 --> 00:44:16,558 You guys are real committed. 919 00:44:16,657 --> 00:44:18,058 - My commitment knows no bounds. 920 00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:20,094 - What are you doing here? We talked about this. 921 00:44:20,194 --> 00:44:21,729 - Carey's helping with my resume. 922 00:44:21,829 --> 00:44:23,565 - You guys used to date? - Briefly. 923 00:44:23,664 --> 00:44:25,199 Let's... Let's just go. Let's go. 924 00:44:25,299 --> 00:44:27,868 - Jackson, you gotta decide what you want to do. 925 00:44:27,968 --> 00:44:30,171 - Well, this chiropractor thing seems pretty tight. 926 00:44:30,271 --> 00:44:33,073 - No, that's a doctor. You gotta go to school for that. 927 00:44:34,808 --> 00:44:36,545 What are you good at? 928 00:44:36,645 --> 00:44:37,912 - Dogs. 929 00:44:38,779 --> 00:44:40,214 Football. 930 00:44:40,314 --> 00:44:41,949 Paintball. Bench press. 931 00:44:42,049 --> 00:44:42,950 - OK. 932 00:44:43,050 --> 00:44:44,653 - I can fit a whole lemon in my mouth. 933 00:44:44,752 --> 00:44:46,153 - No! Spit it out! 934 00:44:46,253 --> 00:44:47,288 Spit it out! 935 00:44:48,956 --> 00:44:50,758 You go handle the music. 936 00:44:50,858 --> 00:44:52,293 I'll handle the resume. 937 00:45:01,536 --> 00:45:03,070 - Mmm! 938 00:45:04,606 --> 00:45:06,440 - Oh my God! That was so relaxing. 939 00:45:06,541 --> 00:45:07,741 What an experience! 940 00:45:07,841 --> 00:45:08,842 - How was it? 941 00:45:08,943 --> 00:45:10,911 - The sound bath? Oh, it was so zen! 942 00:45:11,845 --> 00:45:13,682 - Hari om. - Hari om. 943 00:45:13,781 --> 00:45:15,416 - Oh! 944 00:45:15,517 --> 00:45:17,184 How about you try a regular bath? 945 00:45:17,284 --> 00:45:18,319 - Oh my God. 946 00:45:18,419 --> 00:45:19,320 - Hello, bonita ! 947 00:45:20,622 --> 00:45:21,855 - That was a funny one. 948 00:45:21,956 --> 00:45:24,391 But I'll have you know that body odor stems from stress. 949 00:45:24,491 --> 00:45:25,594 And I, I hold none. 950 00:45:25,694 --> 00:45:26,794 - Really? 951 00:45:26,894 --> 00:45:28,530 Can... Can you teach me that? 952 00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:29,863 - Of course. Come. 953 00:45:29,964 --> 00:45:32,333 - Carey, this has to stop. I know what you're doing. 954 00:45:32,433 --> 00:45:33,467 - What am I doing? 955 00:45:33,568 --> 00:45:34,501 - Why is Fede here? 956 00:45:34,603 --> 00:45:35,469 - 'Cause he's my friend. 957 00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:36,638 - But why is he still here? 958 00:45:36,737 --> 00:45:37,838 - He's having a hard time. 959 00:45:37,938 --> 00:45:39,373 - Because I broke up with him? 960 00:45:39,473 --> 00:45:42,677 - Yeah. Probably has something to do with it. 961 00:45:42,776 --> 00:45:44,679 - We only dated for two weeks! 962 00:45:44,778 --> 00:45:47,014 - Yeah, well... - Two weeks! 963 00:45:49,551 --> 00:45:50,751 - Oh, sorry, guys! 964 00:45:50,851 --> 00:45:52,453 Good vibrations. 965 00:45:53,588 --> 00:45:55,322 I made you some rooibos. 966 00:45:56,857 --> 00:45:58,225 - Game time! 967 00:45:58,325 --> 00:46:00,094 - Jackson, you're really good at this. 968 00:46:00,194 --> 00:46:01,929 - Stay focused. You're only down by three. 969 00:46:02,029 --> 00:46:03,397 You can still come back. 970 00:46:03,497 --> 00:46:04,798 - Yo, where you going? 971 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,301 - To a concert. 972 00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:12,206 Oh, shit! I forgot my glow sticks. 973 00:46:12,306 --> 00:46:13,541 And my lollipops. 974 00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:17,712 - What concert are you going to? 975 00:46:17,811 --> 00:46:19,714 - Chris Stapleton. 976 00:46:19,813 --> 00:46:21,583 - I thought you didn't like country. 977 00:46:24,218 --> 00:46:25,419 - Well, it's growing on me. 978 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,589 - What are y'all watching? - Lorenzo's Oil. 979 00:46:29,823 --> 00:46:31,892 - No, no! No habla español. 980 00:46:31,992 --> 00:46:33,561 No habla español. Gringa! 981 00:46:33,662 --> 00:46:35,095 What the fuck are you doing here? 982 00:46:35,195 --> 00:46:36,964 - I'm here to talk to your husband, Brutus. 983 00:46:37,064 --> 00:46:38,432 - Carey, Paul's here. 984 00:46:38,533 --> 00:46:39,634 - Hey, Paul! You OK? 985 00:46:39,734 --> 00:46:41,402 - No, I'm not OK. She kicked me out. 986 00:46:41,502 --> 00:46:42,336 - Oh, sorry. 987 00:46:42,436 --> 00:46:43,571 - I need a place to stay. 988 00:46:43,672 --> 00:46:45,839 - No! No, no. 989 00:46:45,939 --> 00:46:46,874 - I was talking to him. 990 00:46:46,974 --> 00:46:48,942 - It's my apartment, too. No. 991 00:46:49,043 --> 00:46:50,844 Go home, talk to your wife. Fix it. 992 00:46:50,944 --> 00:46:52,246 - I can't fix it. OK? 993 00:46:52,346 --> 00:46:53,147 - I don't care. 994 00:46:53,247 --> 00:46:54,582 - I've been staying at a hotel. 995 00:46:54,683 --> 00:46:55,684 She won't take my calls. 996 00:46:55,784 --> 00:46:57,051 And my credit card's not working. 997 00:46:57,151 --> 00:46:58,852 - I can loan you some money. - No, no. 998 00:46:58,952 --> 00:47:01,221 No more loans, OK? I need you to help me fix this. 999 00:47:01,322 --> 00:47:03,190 Ever since you guys had sex... - Wait, wait. 1000 00:47:03,290 --> 00:47:05,527 - ...it's been worse and... - What? 1001 00:47:05,627 --> 00:47:07,494 That's who you slept with? 1002 00:47:07,595 --> 00:47:09,330 - Right behind our backs. 1003 00:47:09,430 --> 00:47:10,197 - When? 1004 00:47:10,297 --> 00:47:12,199 - After you asked for our divorce. 1005 00:47:12,299 --> 00:47:14,569 - I didn't expect that. - Me neither. 1006 00:47:14,669 --> 00:47:17,071 - I said I was sorry. What more do you want from me? 1007 00:47:17,171 --> 00:47:18,972 - I don't know! I don't know what to do. 1008 00:47:19,073 --> 00:47:21,241 I just feel like everything is very, very imbalanced, 1009 00:47:21,342 --> 00:47:23,611 and we need to find a way to restore the balance. 1010 00:47:23,712 --> 00:47:26,313 And you had sex with my wife, so maybe, I don't know... 1011 00:47:28,015 --> 00:47:31,051 - No fucking way! - What is wrong with you? 1012 00:47:31,151 --> 00:47:32,920 - You have sex with my wife, but I can't with yours? 1013 00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:34,855 - On what fucking planet, Paul? 1014 00:47:34,955 --> 00:47:36,591 - I don't want to have sex with you either. 1015 00:47:36,691 --> 00:47:39,360 I just want my wife back. Why is everything so complicated? 1016 00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:40,562 I'm not that bad-looking. 1017 00:47:40,662 --> 00:47:41,929 - It has nothing to do with looks! 1018 00:47:42,029 --> 00:47:43,832 - This kind of shit happens all the time. 1019 00:47:43,931 --> 00:47:44,965 - Come on, Sutton, let's go. 1020 00:47:45,065 --> 00:47:46,367 - Who are they? - Her lovers. 1021 00:47:46,467 --> 00:47:47,802 - Ex-lovers. Go home. 1022 00:47:47,901 --> 00:47:49,203 - Hey, movie night every Thursday. 1023 00:47:49,303 --> 00:47:50,839 Next week's Doctor Zhivago . 1024 00:47:50,938 --> 00:47:52,439 - OK, fill me in. What did I miss? 1025 00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:55,042 - They're trying to make an oil to save their son, Lorenzo. 1026 00:47:55,142 --> 00:47:56,176 - I need to get my bags. 1027 00:47:56,276 --> 00:47:58,412 - He's got some disease. I think like an ALS. 1028 00:47:58,513 --> 00:47:59,714 - ALD. - Yeah, ALDS. 1029 00:47:59,814 --> 00:48:01,281 - No, that's a baseball thing. 1030 00:48:01,382 --> 00:48:03,518 - You got to win that to get to the World Series. 1031 00:48:03,618 --> 00:48:05,919 - No way this kid's going to the World Series. 1032 00:48:09,858 --> 00:48:11,959 - Russ, what day is your assignment due 1033 00:48:12,059 --> 00:48:13,628 for your biodiversity class? 1034 00:48:16,497 --> 00:48:18,165 Russ! 1035 00:48:18,265 --> 00:48:20,434 Come on, honey, you know the rules. 1036 00:48:20,535 --> 00:48:22,136 No headphones in the car. 1037 00:48:22,236 --> 00:48:25,072 If you want to listen, just plug it in. 1038 00:48:26,641 --> 00:48:30,244 I was asking you what day your assignment is due. 1039 00:48:36,885 --> 00:48:38,820 What is this? 1040 00:48:38,919 --> 00:48:40,655 - Aborted Fetus. 1041 00:48:44,358 --> 00:48:45,560 - I like it. 1042 00:48:47,461 --> 00:48:48,830 It's nice. 1043 00:48:48,929 --> 00:48:51,165 Just gonna turn it down a little. 1044 00:48:52,399 --> 00:48:53,668 A little bit. 1045 00:48:58,506 --> 00:49:00,140 Listen, honey... 1046 00:49:01,810 --> 00:49:04,411 If you're upset, it's OK to be upset. 1047 00:49:05,847 --> 00:49:07,682 I'm upset, too. 1048 00:49:07,782 --> 00:49:11,385 Sometimes, in life, you have to deal with difficult emotions. 1049 00:49:11,485 --> 00:49:12,687 And you have to... 1050 00:49:19,828 --> 00:49:22,029 - What up, Russ? - Hey, coach Carey. 1051 00:49:22,129 --> 00:49:24,298 - Guess what? Volleyball today! 1052 00:49:24,398 --> 00:49:25,499 - Whatever. 1053 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,100 - Sweet headphones. 1054 00:49:29,002 --> 00:49:31,539 Hey! How you been? - Hi! 1055 00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:34,609 Been better. - Same. 1056 00:49:34,709 --> 00:49:35,944 Hold on! 1057 00:49:36,043 --> 00:49:37,211 Carey, hey! 1058 00:49:37,311 --> 00:49:38,445 - You got to talk to Paul. 1059 00:49:38,546 --> 00:49:39,480 - I have Pilates! 1060 00:49:39,581 --> 00:49:40,682 - Do I? 1061 00:49:40,782 --> 00:49:42,049 - Yeah. He's been staying with me. 1062 00:49:42,149 --> 00:49:43,918 We don't have a lot of room at our place. 1063 00:49:44,017 --> 00:49:45,419 I had to move the hockey table. 1064 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,455 - Can you believe this shit? The gym teacher's on drop-offs! 1065 00:49:48,556 --> 00:49:49,891 - Hey! Stop honking! 1066 00:49:50,023 --> 00:49:51,626 - Did he tell you what happened? 1067 00:49:51,726 --> 00:49:53,060 - Yeah. That you kicked him out. 1068 00:49:54,094 --> 00:49:55,162 - Fuck you! 1069 00:49:55,262 --> 00:49:56,865 - Stop honking, Mary! - Oh, God! 1070 00:49:56,965 --> 00:49:58,633 - I have the sign. I'll tell you when to go. 1071 00:49:58,733 --> 00:50:00,000 - Go back to the gym! 1072 00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:01,335 - They make me do this on Tuesday. 1073 00:50:01,435 --> 00:50:02,871 I don't want to be here either. 1074 00:50:02,971 --> 00:50:04,137 - Get in. - I got to... 1075 00:50:04,238 --> 00:50:05,707 Yeah, you're right. Fuck it. 1076 00:50:05,807 --> 00:50:08,475 All right, you're on your own. Watch out for kids. 1077 00:50:08,576 --> 00:50:09,677 - There you go! 1078 00:50:12,045 --> 00:50:13,815 - Do you want to know what really happened? 1079 00:50:13,915 --> 00:50:15,148 - Yeah. 1080 00:50:15,249 --> 00:50:18,185 - Well, he was totally over-leveraged in real estate. 1081 00:50:18,285 --> 00:50:20,254 And it all completely blew up. 1082 00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:22,891 And he shut the company down last week. 1083 00:50:22,991 --> 00:50:24,458 - Holy shit! 1084 00:50:24,559 --> 00:50:26,694 - What? He didn't mention any of that to you? 1085 00:50:26,794 --> 00:50:27,962 - No! 1086 00:50:30,765 --> 00:50:31,933 How bad is it? 1087 00:50:32,032 --> 00:50:34,002 - It's a fucking mess. 1088 00:50:34,101 --> 00:50:36,604 I don't know all the details, but I... 1089 00:50:37,939 --> 00:50:39,941 We could lose everything. 1090 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,075 They froze our accounts! 1091 00:50:42,944 --> 00:50:44,378 - Whoa. 1092 00:50:45,279 --> 00:50:46,781 How's Russ doing? 1093 00:50:46,881 --> 00:50:49,316 - I don't know. Not great. 1094 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:52,020 - I don't know how to explain to him what's going on 1095 00:50:52,119 --> 00:50:54,187 because I... I don't understand myself. 1096 00:50:54,288 --> 00:50:56,290 - You should talk to Paul. 1097 00:50:57,257 --> 00:50:58,860 - Did he ask you to talk to me? 1098 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,427 Is that why you're talking to me? 1099 00:51:00,528 --> 00:51:01,763 - No! 1100 00:51:04,498 --> 00:51:05,767 OK. Yeah. 1101 00:51:06,935 --> 00:51:08,036 He did ask me to talk to you. 1102 00:51:08,135 --> 00:51:09,737 But that's not why I'm talking to you. 1103 00:51:09,837 --> 00:51:11,104 I just like talking to you. 1104 00:51:11,204 --> 00:51:13,407 - You tell Paul that I'm not talking to him 1105 00:51:13,508 --> 00:51:15,409 because I don't believe a word 1106 00:51:15,510 --> 00:51:17,679 that comes out of his fucking mouth. 1107 00:51:19,346 --> 00:51:20,715 - OK, I'll let him know. 1108 00:51:21,849 --> 00:51:24,786 - Brandon Lugiana, do not do that! 1109 00:51:32,961 --> 00:51:34,729 - I think about you all the time. 1110 00:51:34,829 --> 00:51:37,097 I know you guys are in an open relationship, 1111 00:51:37,197 --> 00:51:39,734 and it's not a big deal to you, but it was to me. 1112 00:51:47,842 --> 00:51:49,677 - It was for me, too. 1113 00:51:50,745 --> 00:51:52,580 - Really? 1114 00:51:55,315 --> 00:51:57,184 - I never did it. 1115 00:51:58,553 --> 00:51:59,787 - Did what? 1116 00:52:02,222 --> 00:52:05,158 - I never slept with anyone else. 1117 00:52:06,728 --> 00:52:08,161 - But you did with me. 1118 00:52:08,261 --> 00:52:10,197 - Yes, I did. 1119 00:52:11,099 --> 00:52:12,033 You were there. 1120 00:52:12,132 --> 00:52:13,400 - Yeah, I was. 1121 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:14,535 - Mm-hmm. 1122 00:52:15,435 --> 00:52:17,471 - OK, cool. I got to go. 1123 00:52:17,572 --> 00:52:18,840 - OK, bye. 1124 00:52:19,907 --> 00:52:20,908 - OK. 1125 00:53:40,387 --> 00:53:42,857 - Oh, wow! It is so good! 1126 00:53:42,957 --> 00:53:44,424 - This pasta e fagioli slaps. 1127 00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:46,594 - Mmm! It's perfecto ! 1128 00:53:46,694 --> 00:53:48,261 Grazie. 1129 00:53:50,098 --> 00:53:51,532 - Excuse me a minute? 1130 00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:55,402 - Is he OK? - He's fine. 1131 00:53:55,502 --> 00:53:56,604 - He's got the sad sads, 1132 00:53:56,704 --> 00:53:58,438 'cause someone never officially benched him. 1133 00:53:58,539 --> 00:54:00,074 - I never officially dated him. 1134 00:54:00,174 --> 00:54:02,143 - You know what's official? Marriage. 1135 00:54:02,242 --> 00:54:03,343 Marriage is official. 1136 00:54:03,443 --> 00:54:05,278 - Hey, Paul, how long are you staying? 1137 00:54:05,378 --> 00:54:06,413 - As long as it takes. 1138 00:54:06,514 --> 00:54:07,882 - As long as what takes? 1139 00:54:07,982 --> 00:54:10,017 - Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late. 1140 00:54:10,118 --> 00:54:11,819 We went into overtime. 1141 00:54:11,919 --> 00:54:13,087 Game was great. 1142 00:54:13,187 --> 00:54:15,123 I mean, we lost, but the girls were great. 1143 00:54:15,223 --> 00:54:16,791 - Carey, I saved you a bowl. 1144 00:54:16,891 --> 00:54:17,759 I would have made more, 1145 00:54:17,859 --> 00:54:19,560 but I didn't know I was cooking for so many. 1146 00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:20,762 - You weren't supposed to. 1147 00:54:20,862 --> 00:54:22,764 - It's OK, Antoneta. I have plans. 1148 00:54:22,864 --> 00:54:24,031 I gotta take a shower. 1149 00:54:24,132 --> 00:54:25,800 - Wow! Busy guy. 1150 00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:26,934 - I get it, man. 1151 00:54:27,034 --> 00:54:28,435 - I don't think you do. 1152 00:54:28,536 --> 00:54:31,639 I can fix anything, anything. 1153 00:54:31,739 --> 00:54:36,778 Bad posture, migraines, scoliosis, ruptured discs... 1154 00:54:36,878 --> 00:54:38,613 I can't fix this. 1155 00:54:40,548 --> 00:54:43,184 It just feels like the universe is out of alignment, 1156 00:54:43,283 --> 00:54:44,484 and I can't adjust it. 1157 00:54:45,953 --> 00:54:47,588 - I really get it. 1158 00:54:49,389 --> 00:54:50,658 - Do you? 1159 00:54:50,758 --> 00:54:51,926 - Yeah. 1160 00:54:57,031 --> 00:54:58,633 - Thanks, man. 1161 00:54:58,733 --> 00:55:01,501 - Oh! Um... 1162 00:55:02,502 --> 00:55:05,305 You should go talk to her about it, OK? 1163 00:55:05,405 --> 00:55:06,774 - Hey, you ever hire people 1164 00:55:06,874 --> 00:55:08,943 with, like, no experience whatsoever? 1165 00:55:09,043 --> 00:55:10,645 - Yeah! You can pay them less. 1166 00:55:10,745 --> 00:55:12,814 - Wait, how much do you pay them? 1167 00:55:12,914 --> 00:55:14,248 - $2.75 an hour. 1168 00:55:14,347 --> 00:55:15,650 - That's not even minimum wage. 1169 00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:17,384 - Yeah. That's what tips are for. 1170 00:55:17,484 --> 00:55:18,686 Food prices, you can't control. 1171 00:55:18,786 --> 00:55:20,521 But you can always pay the staff less. 1172 00:55:20,621 --> 00:55:23,090 When they burn out, there's always people looking for work! 1173 00:55:23,191 --> 00:55:24,025 - I'm looking for work. 1174 00:55:25,693 --> 00:55:28,029 - Yeah, it's really competitive right now. 1175 00:55:29,764 --> 00:55:30,531 - Cute butt! 1176 00:55:30,631 --> 00:55:32,365 - Jesus Christ, Ashley! 1177 00:55:32,465 --> 00:55:34,135 Can I have some privacy? 1178 00:55:34,235 --> 00:55:35,970 - I've seen you naked before. 1179 00:55:37,004 --> 00:55:39,240 - Yeah, but not since everything happened. 1180 00:55:39,339 --> 00:55:40,842 - OK, well, here we are. 1181 00:55:41,943 --> 00:55:43,110 - What are you doing? 1182 00:55:43,211 --> 00:55:44,745 - I'm just brushing my teeth. 1183 00:55:48,316 --> 00:55:49,817 Mmm... 1184 00:55:51,085 --> 00:55:52,452 You know what? 1185 00:55:52,553 --> 00:55:54,487 I can't have all these people in our apartment. 1186 00:55:54,589 --> 00:55:56,290 - They're your lovers! - Ex-lovers. 1187 00:55:56,389 --> 00:55:57,457 - You broke up with Antoneta? 1188 00:55:57,558 --> 00:55:59,126 - No, but when I do, I'd appreciate it 1189 00:55:59,227 --> 00:56:00,360 if you wouldn't invite her. 1190 00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:02,429 - OK, well, Tuesday's FIFA night, 1191 00:56:02,530 --> 00:56:04,532 and she's already in a bracket, 1192 00:56:04,632 --> 00:56:07,034 so it's going to be a little tricky. 1193 00:56:07,134 --> 00:56:08,401 - Carey. 1194 00:56:08,501 --> 00:56:11,072 - You're the one who told me I needed to make friends. 1195 00:56:11,172 --> 00:56:12,840 - Do you like it? 1196 00:56:14,141 --> 00:56:16,010 - Yeah, you look great. 1197 00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:17,410 - Is it too much? 1198 00:56:17,511 --> 00:56:18,579 - No, it's never too much. 1199 00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:20,281 You should try one with a low back, 1200 00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:21,916 'cause you have a great back. 1201 00:56:22,016 --> 00:56:23,284 - This one has a low back. 1202 00:56:23,383 --> 00:56:24,619 - Oh. 1203 00:56:26,954 --> 00:56:28,589 Yeah, it's perfect. 1204 00:56:32,827 --> 00:56:36,297 - We're supposed to go see a mentalist tonight. 1205 00:56:36,396 --> 00:56:38,699 But, I mean, I can totally cancel. 1206 00:56:38,799 --> 00:56:40,868 We could stay in, watch a movie, 1207 00:56:40,968 --> 00:56:42,069 just us two. 1208 00:56:42,169 --> 00:56:43,337 - I have plans. 1209 00:56:43,436 --> 00:56:45,006 - Oh. - What plans? 1210 00:56:46,140 --> 00:56:48,142 - Paul. - Goddamn it! 1211 00:56:48,242 --> 00:56:49,911 Paul, go home! 1212 00:56:50,011 --> 00:56:51,178 Hey, everyone! 1213 00:56:51,279 --> 00:56:52,580 Everyone needs to leave! 1214 00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:53,915 - I will happily leave 1215 00:56:54,015 --> 00:56:56,083 as soon as my wife starts talking to me again. 1216 00:56:56,183 --> 00:56:58,753 Speaking of which, have you, uh, talked to her? 1217 00:56:58,853 --> 00:57:01,088 - Not yet. - Oh, wow! That's a shame. 1218 00:57:01,188 --> 00:57:04,058 I thought for sure you might have run into her 1219 00:57:04,158 --> 00:57:05,293 dropping Russ off at school. 1220 00:57:05,393 --> 00:57:06,459 - I didn't. 1221 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,461 Are you sure you didn't do something 1222 00:57:08,562 --> 00:57:10,197 to make her so upset? 1223 00:57:10,298 --> 00:57:12,099 - No, nothing I can think of. 1224 00:57:12,199 --> 00:57:13,433 Nothing at all? 1225 00:57:13,534 --> 00:57:14,769 - No, nothing. 1226 00:57:14,869 --> 00:57:17,538 Why, do you know something? - No. 1227 00:57:17,638 --> 00:57:20,107 - What the fuck is going on? - Nothing. 1228 00:57:20,207 --> 00:57:22,009 - Who do you have plans with? 1229 00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:23,311 - A woman. 1230 00:57:23,411 --> 00:57:25,279 - I didn't know you were dating someone. 1231 00:57:25,379 --> 00:57:27,181 - Yeah, me neither. - It's very new. 1232 00:57:28,349 --> 00:57:29,417 - I'd love to meet her. 1233 00:57:29,517 --> 00:57:31,319 - Yeah, me too. - So would I. 1234 00:57:32,586 --> 00:57:33,888 - Fede, I told you to leave! 1235 00:57:34,855 --> 00:57:35,957 - They got to go. - OK. 1236 00:57:36,057 --> 00:57:37,858 - They got to go. - Guys, you got to go. 1237 00:57:37,959 --> 00:57:39,627 - Everybody, out! - Come on, Fede! 1238 00:57:39,727 --> 00:57:41,494 Get out of the fucking house, dude. 1239 00:57:41,595 --> 00:57:43,564 - I think you should go. - Go home! 1240 00:57:43,664 --> 00:57:45,366 - No, no, no, she doesn't mean me. 1241 00:58:11,258 --> 00:58:12,827 - Hello? 1242 00:58:12,927 --> 00:58:14,161 Yes! 1243 00:58:14,261 --> 00:58:16,197 OK, what happened? 1244 00:58:19,467 --> 00:58:21,435 OK, I'm coming now. 1245 00:58:21,535 --> 00:58:23,137 Yes, I'm on my way now. 1246 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,308 Hey! 1247 00:58:27,408 --> 00:58:29,010 No, no, no! What are you doing? 1248 00:58:29,110 --> 00:58:30,411 Are you taking my car? 1249 00:58:30,511 --> 00:58:31,512 - Oh, it's my car now. 1250 00:58:31,612 --> 00:58:33,547 - You can't! Sir! 1251 00:58:33,647 --> 00:58:35,282 You cannot take my car! 1252 00:58:35,383 --> 00:58:36,884 I need my car right now! 1253 00:58:36,984 --> 00:58:38,786 I need my car! 1254 00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:41,822 - And that sums up why my second wife left me. 1255 00:58:41,922 --> 00:58:44,558 Connie. She was a good woman. 1256 00:58:44,658 --> 00:58:47,128 My third wife... Ay, ay, ay. 1257 00:58:50,498 --> 00:58:53,834 Sorry about the whole car thing! Good luck. 1258 00:58:57,138 --> 00:58:59,340 - Hey. 1259 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,175 Don't admit anything, OK? 1260 00:59:01,275 --> 00:59:02,777 Deny, deny, deny. 1261 00:59:02,877 --> 00:59:04,045 Deny. 1262 00:59:05,112 --> 00:59:06,614 Deny. 1263 00:59:11,185 --> 00:59:12,820 - I'm sorry, Mom. 1264 00:59:17,792 --> 00:59:19,627 - Hey, have you checked your messages? 1265 00:59:19,727 --> 00:59:22,463 - Mr. and Mrs. Piampiano. 1266 00:59:22,563 --> 00:59:24,799 Would you join me, please? 1267 00:59:30,071 --> 00:59:32,840 - Don't say anything. We will handle this. 1268 00:59:32,940 --> 00:59:34,141 - OK. 1269 00:59:43,384 --> 00:59:45,219 - What's going on with you? 1270 00:59:45,319 --> 00:59:47,188 - He did it to me first. 1271 00:59:47,288 --> 00:59:48,722 - Did what? 1272 00:59:50,424 --> 00:59:53,928 - Brandon Lugiana pantsed me in front of Lauren Whittenberg. 1273 00:59:54,028 --> 00:59:55,896 Then they got caught around my ankles, 1274 00:59:55,996 --> 00:59:57,298 so everyone saw everything. 1275 00:59:58,499 --> 01:00:00,901 - Brandon Lugiana is a little asshole. 1276 01:00:02,303 --> 01:00:03,871 - That's why I got him back. 1277 01:00:03,971 --> 01:00:06,907 Hammurabi's Code. Eye for an eye. 1278 01:00:07,975 --> 01:00:09,210 - What? 1279 01:00:09,310 --> 01:00:11,612 It's the oldest legal system in the world. 1280 01:00:11,712 --> 01:00:13,080 Mesopotamia. 1281 01:00:14,048 --> 01:00:16,684 I didn't mean to break his arm, though. 1282 01:00:16,784 --> 01:00:18,752 - Why do you keep getting in trouble? 1283 01:00:18,853 --> 01:00:20,354 You're a smart kid. 1284 01:00:21,455 --> 01:00:22,857 - It doesn't matter. 1285 01:00:22,957 --> 01:00:24,593 The school system's broken. 1286 01:00:24,725 --> 01:00:26,561 Rockefeller modeled it after factories 1287 01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:28,362 to create more obedient workers. 1288 01:00:29,797 --> 01:00:31,232 - Where did you hear that? 1289 01:00:31,332 --> 01:00:32,366 - A TED Talk. 1290 01:00:33,535 --> 01:00:35,302 - Don't you want to go to college? 1291 01:00:35,402 --> 01:00:37,738 - Nah. It's too expensive. 1292 01:00:37,838 --> 01:00:39,974 And my parents are always fighting about money. 1293 01:00:40,074 --> 01:00:42,243 I think they're getting a divorce. 1294 01:00:42,343 --> 01:00:43,677 - Did they say that? 1295 01:00:43,777 --> 01:00:46,981 - No, but I heard my mom talking to a lawyer. 1296 01:00:47,081 --> 01:00:49,884 And I think she has a new boyfriend. 1297 01:00:49,984 --> 01:00:52,353 - Why do you think she has a new boyfriend? 1298 01:00:52,453 --> 01:00:54,955 - I saw a pair of New Balance sneakers in her room. 1299 01:00:55,055 --> 01:00:57,291 My dad would never wear New Balance. 1300 01:00:57,391 --> 01:00:58,993 He's too cool. 1301 01:01:02,329 --> 01:01:04,965 - Don't worry, we're gonna get you out of this. 1302 01:01:05,065 --> 01:01:06,467 OK? 1303 01:01:06,568 --> 01:01:09,336 Just... tell the truth. 1304 01:01:09,436 --> 01:01:10,738 It always comes out eventually. 1305 01:01:10,838 --> 01:01:13,841 - Mr. Grant, Russell, please. 1306 01:01:14,842 --> 01:01:17,077 Let's go. Tell the truth. 1307 01:01:37,198 --> 01:01:41,902 - Mr. Grant, as I was explaining to Mr. and Mrs. Piampiano, 1308 01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:43,904 Brandon Lugiana claims that Russell 1309 01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:45,906 assaulted him in your PE class. 1310 01:01:46,006 --> 01:01:47,942 - I mean, that's a stretch. 1311 01:01:48,042 --> 01:01:50,711 - I'm not an attorney, but that sounds like hearsay. 1312 01:01:50,811 --> 01:01:52,614 - I just pantsed him. He fell on his own. 1313 01:01:52,713 --> 01:01:53,648 - Russ, what did I say? 1314 01:01:53,747 --> 01:01:54,915 - A number of eyewitnesses 1315 01:01:55,015 --> 01:01:56,083 have also come forward. 1316 01:01:56,183 --> 01:01:58,653 And it's clear it was a deliberate act. 1317 01:01:58,752 --> 01:02:01,222 An act of retribution. - Retribution? 1318 01:02:01,322 --> 01:02:03,692 - You're turning the place into a snitch breeding ground, Harry. 1319 01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:04,892 - Dr. Ott! 1320 01:02:04,992 --> 01:02:06,528 - Doctor? What are you a doctor of? 1321 01:02:06,628 --> 01:02:07,995 Maybe this is retribution 1322 01:02:08,095 --> 01:02:10,030 for when I started a bonfire in the cafeteria. 1323 01:02:10,130 --> 01:02:11,865 - I fucking knew it was you. 1324 01:02:11,966 --> 01:02:13,934 - Allegedly. When I allegedly started a bonfire. 1325 01:02:14,034 --> 01:02:16,303 - Paul, can we please talk about Russ? 1326 01:02:16,403 --> 01:02:19,541 It feels as though you're making assumptions about his intent. 1327 01:02:19,641 --> 01:02:22,376 - Well, what was it, Russell? 1328 01:02:22,476 --> 01:02:24,345 What was your intent? 1329 01:02:25,346 --> 01:02:27,281 - I just wanted to pull his pants down 1330 01:02:27,381 --> 01:02:29,718 so everyone could see that he had a little penis too. 1331 01:02:29,817 --> 01:02:31,919 - Russ. - He did it to me first! 1332 01:02:32,019 --> 01:02:35,657 - Yeah, but you didn't mean to break the kid's arm, right? 1333 01:02:35,756 --> 01:02:37,258 Tell him that. 1334 01:02:37,358 --> 01:02:39,893 - Regardless, the outcome is the outcome. 1335 01:02:39,994 --> 01:02:41,596 Doesn't matter what his intent was. 1336 01:02:41,696 --> 01:02:43,565 - Yes, it does. - Dr. Ott, you're right. 1337 01:02:43,665 --> 01:02:45,799 Russ will be responsible for what he did. 1338 01:02:45,899 --> 01:02:47,134 - No, he's not right. 1339 01:02:47,234 --> 01:02:49,136 Sometimes, you intend to do a good thing, 1340 01:02:49,236 --> 01:02:51,438 and bad things happen that are outside your control. 1341 01:02:51,539 --> 01:02:53,807 - Yeah, then you need to be held accountable for them. 1342 01:02:53,907 --> 01:02:55,075 - I agree! - Yeah, me too. 1343 01:02:55,175 --> 01:02:57,411 - I agree with Mrs. Piampiano. - I'm with Jules... 1344 01:02:57,512 --> 01:02:58,412 I mean Mrs. Piampiano. 1345 01:02:58,513 --> 01:03:00,715 - We have a zero-tolerance policy for violence 1346 01:03:00,814 --> 01:03:02,082 here at The Dirby School. 1347 01:03:02,182 --> 01:03:05,419 So, Russell will be expelled. 1348 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,821 - What the fuck, Harry? - This fucking school! 1349 01:03:07,921 --> 01:03:09,557 - This was blown out of proportion. 1350 01:03:09,658 --> 01:03:10,692 - I don't think it is. 1351 01:03:10,791 --> 01:03:13,193 We have a zero-tolerance policy against violence. 1352 01:03:13,294 --> 01:03:15,162 - I told him to do it. - Excuse me? 1353 01:03:15,262 --> 01:03:16,864 - Yeah, Brandon Lugiana pantsed Russ 1354 01:03:16,964 --> 01:03:18,667 in front of Lauren Whittenberg. 1355 01:03:18,767 --> 01:03:20,868 So I told Russ to pants him back. 1356 01:03:21,835 --> 01:03:25,139 It's Hammurabi's code. Mesopotamia. 1357 01:03:25,239 --> 01:03:26,508 - Well... 1358 01:03:28,242 --> 01:03:29,410 OK. 1359 01:03:30,512 --> 01:03:32,212 You're fired. 1360 01:03:32,313 --> 01:03:33,847 - Shit. 1361 01:03:34,783 --> 01:03:36,050 - I'm sorry. 1362 01:03:36,150 --> 01:03:38,553 - Why would you tell him to do that? 1363 01:03:38,653 --> 01:03:40,287 - He didn't. 1364 01:03:40,387 --> 01:03:43,123 - We pay $35,000 for him to go to this indoctrination center, 1365 01:03:43,223 --> 01:03:45,326 and they kick him out for standing up to a bully. 1366 01:03:45,426 --> 01:03:46,327 - Paul, shut the fuck up! 1367 01:03:46,427 --> 01:03:48,596 - I'm just saying, we should be proud of him. 1368 01:03:48,697 --> 01:03:50,130 Hey, I'm proud of you. 1369 01:03:50,230 --> 01:03:52,833 - Carey, can you please take Russ to the car? 1370 01:03:52,933 --> 01:03:54,234 - Are you guys gonna talk? 1371 01:03:54,335 --> 01:03:56,503 - Yeah, baby, I'm gonna talk to your dad. 1372 01:03:56,604 --> 01:03:58,339 - Come on, Russ, let's go. 1373 01:03:58,439 --> 01:04:00,174 - It worked. 1374 01:04:00,274 --> 01:04:01,543 They're talking. 1375 01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:04,713 - I can fix it. 1376 01:04:04,813 --> 01:04:05,946 - You can't fix it. 1377 01:04:06,046 --> 01:04:07,716 - I needed to keep you insulated to... 1378 01:04:07,816 --> 01:04:09,950 - You put loans in our son's name. 1379 01:04:10,050 --> 01:04:12,019 Do you know how fucking disgusting that is? 1380 01:04:12,119 --> 01:04:13,287 - Out of context, yes. 1381 01:04:13,387 --> 01:04:16,357 - What context? What fucking context makes that OK? 1382 01:04:16,457 --> 01:04:17,958 - There was no way I could predict 1383 01:04:18,058 --> 01:04:19,426 rates would jump the way they did. 1384 01:04:19,527 --> 01:04:21,895 But I am working it out with the banks one by one, 1385 01:04:21,995 --> 01:04:23,230 as I file for bankruptcy. 1386 01:04:23,330 --> 01:04:24,131 - Bankruptcy? 1387 01:04:24,231 --> 01:04:25,700 - People go bankrupt all the time. 1388 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,000 Walt Disney, Lincoln, Meatloaf... 1389 01:04:27,101 --> 01:04:28,068 - Stop talking. 1390 01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:29,537 - It's a financial tool for reset. 1391 01:04:29,637 --> 01:04:30,705 It wipes the slate clean. 1392 01:04:30,805 --> 01:04:32,206 It can be a positive thing if... 1393 01:04:32,306 --> 01:04:33,675 - They're taking the beach house. 1394 01:04:33,775 --> 01:04:35,175 - Yeah, the beach house is gone. 1395 01:04:35,275 --> 01:04:36,711 But our house is in your name. 1396 01:04:36,811 --> 01:04:37,812 - They repossessed my car. 1397 01:04:37,911 --> 01:04:39,146 - The car was in the company name. 1398 01:04:39,246 --> 01:04:40,548 Have you heard my messages? 1399 01:04:40,648 --> 01:04:41,750 I said to park in the garage. 1400 01:04:41,850 --> 01:04:42,851 - Stop talking! - Jules. 1401 01:04:42,950 --> 01:04:44,719 We have to unwind things strategically, 1402 01:04:44,819 --> 01:04:45,986 or we could lose everything. 1403 01:04:46,086 --> 01:04:48,389 - Are you being indicted? - No. 1404 01:04:48,489 --> 01:04:50,290 - Fucking liar! I spoke to the attorney. 1405 01:04:50,391 --> 01:04:52,794 - OK, well, technically, nothing I did was illegal. 1406 01:04:52,893 --> 01:04:54,128 But now they look like assholes, 1407 01:04:54,228 --> 01:04:55,730 so they're coming for me on taxes. 1408 01:04:55,830 --> 01:04:57,097 = When were you going to tell me? 1409 01:04:57,197 --> 01:04:58,966 - When you answered my phone calls. 1410 01:04:59,066 --> 01:05:00,668 When were you going to tell me? 1411 01:05:00,769 --> 01:05:02,236 - Tell you what? 1412 01:05:03,237 --> 01:05:05,172 - Are you sleeping with my best friend? 1413 01:05:07,742 --> 01:05:09,711 - Yes, I am. 1414 01:05:09,811 --> 01:05:11,546 - Are you doing it to hurt me? 1415 01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:14,381 - No. 1416 01:05:14,481 --> 01:05:16,450 Why? Does it hurt? 1417 01:05:20,487 --> 01:05:22,189 Good. 1418 01:05:23,357 --> 01:05:24,324 - Why, then? 1419 01:05:24,425 --> 01:05:27,494 - I don't know, Paul, because he's kind. 1420 01:05:28,897 --> 01:05:30,565 And trustworthy. 1421 01:05:31,533 --> 01:05:33,500 And he has a bigger dick than you. 1422 01:05:35,035 --> 01:05:36,604 - No, he's not trustworthy! 1423 01:05:36,704 --> 01:05:39,339 He betrayed me, right after you both promised not to. 1424 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:42,677 - You want to start tallying broken promises right now? 1425 01:05:42,777 --> 01:05:45,045 - No, not particularly. - Yeah. 1426 01:05:45,145 --> 01:05:47,247 You jeopardized our son's financial future. 1427 01:05:47,347 --> 01:05:49,851 That is un-fucking-forgivable. 1428 01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:51,452 - Five years. - Excuse me? 1429 01:05:51,553 --> 01:05:53,688 - His credit score resets after five years. 1430 01:05:53,788 --> 01:05:55,757 - He won't even be 18. - Fuck off! 1431 01:05:55,857 --> 01:05:57,157 Paul, shut the fuck up! 1432 01:05:57,257 --> 01:05:58,125 - Hey! 1433 01:05:59,092 --> 01:06:01,696 Zero tolerance! 1434 01:06:03,430 --> 01:06:04,498 - Oh, fuck... 1435 01:06:16,678 --> 01:06:18,011 - Where's your car? 1436 01:06:18,111 --> 01:06:19,914 - It's gone. Just drive. 1437 01:06:58,185 --> 01:07:00,454 - Hey! Piampiano! 1438 01:07:02,189 --> 01:07:04,091 You got a visitor! 1439 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,762 What happened to your face? 1440 01:07:07,862 --> 01:07:09,162 - It's prison. 1441 01:07:09,263 --> 01:07:11,633 - I thought it was one of those minimum-security prisons. 1442 01:07:11,733 --> 01:07:12,700 Like the nice ones. 1443 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,167 - It is. But it's still prison. 1444 01:07:15,703 --> 01:07:16,871 OK, fine. 1445 01:07:16,971 --> 01:07:20,107 We play street hockey. Sometimes, it gets competitive. 1446 01:07:22,075 --> 01:07:24,077 - I brought a letter from Russ. 1447 01:07:27,180 --> 01:07:28,650 - How's he doing? 1448 01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:29,884 - He's great. 1449 01:07:29,984 --> 01:07:32,085 I think he fits better in public school. 1450 01:07:32,185 --> 01:07:33,287 Julie and I told him 1451 01:07:33,387 --> 01:07:35,422 you're still building that hotel in Borneo. 1452 01:07:35,523 --> 01:07:38,726 So when you write him back, it's rainy season. 1453 01:07:40,327 --> 01:07:41,930 - What's happening with our house? 1454 01:07:42,030 --> 01:07:44,064 - Bank is still trying to foreclose. 1455 01:07:44,164 --> 01:07:46,199 The process servers are getting out of control. 1456 01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:48,002 - Never say your name and never-- 1457 01:07:48,101 --> 01:07:50,103 - I know, take the package. I know. 1458 01:07:51,138 --> 01:07:53,073 Um... 1459 01:07:53,173 --> 01:07:56,310 Julie asked if you had signed the papers. 1460 01:07:57,210 --> 01:07:58,478 The divorce ones. 1461 01:07:58,580 --> 01:08:00,247 - I have not. No. 1462 01:08:01,348 --> 01:08:03,250 I've been a little busy. 1463 01:08:03,350 --> 01:08:04,819 - With street hockey? 1464 01:08:05,954 --> 01:08:07,254 - How's my wife? 1465 01:08:07,354 --> 01:08:08,255 - Julie's great. Yeah. 1466 01:08:08,355 --> 01:08:10,357 When I heard I had a visitor, 1467 01:08:10,457 --> 01:08:12,660 I thought it might be her, so I booked this room. 1468 01:08:15,162 --> 01:08:17,297 It's a conjugal room, by the way. 1469 01:08:17,397 --> 01:08:19,199 You can tell her they have one. 1470 01:08:19,299 --> 01:08:21,101 - I'm not gonna tell her that. 1471 01:08:22,837 --> 01:08:25,540 - You should also tell her that I know I fucked up. 1472 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:28,610 And even before I fucked up, I was fucking up. 1473 01:08:28,710 --> 01:08:31,411 I wasn't there for Russ the way I should have been. 1474 01:08:33,047 --> 01:08:34,716 Now I'm not there for him at all. 1475 01:08:34,816 --> 01:08:36,283 - I'm there. 1476 01:08:36,383 --> 01:08:38,519 - I know. I fucking hate you. 1477 01:08:40,287 --> 01:08:42,657 But also, thanks for being there. 1478 01:08:42,757 --> 01:08:45,292 And for coming to visit. You're the only one who has. 1479 01:08:46,594 --> 01:08:49,162 I really didn't want her to see me fail. 1480 01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:54,869 I should have asked for help. 1481 01:08:55,903 --> 01:08:58,006 - Sometimes, it's really hard to ask for... 1482 01:08:58,106 --> 01:08:59,239 - I need help. 1483 01:09:00,575 --> 01:09:01,408 - OK. 1484 01:09:01,509 --> 01:09:03,176 - I'm up for early parole, 1485 01:09:03,276 --> 01:09:05,178 and I need a residence. 1486 01:09:05,278 --> 01:09:06,848 Like a place to live. 1487 01:09:06,948 --> 01:09:07,882 - No! 1488 01:09:07,982 --> 01:09:09,449 No, no, no! 1489 01:09:10,918 --> 01:09:13,054 - You just gotta stick with it. 1490 01:09:14,221 --> 01:09:15,556 - Oh, God! 1491 01:09:15,657 --> 01:09:17,692 - Is that too hard? - No, it's good. Keep going. 1492 01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:18,660 - OK. 1493 01:09:20,595 --> 01:09:22,396 - Oh, I have a knot right there. 1494 01:09:22,496 --> 01:09:23,731 - I know. 1495 01:09:26,034 --> 01:09:27,300 Ah, it's still there. 1496 01:09:27,401 --> 01:09:29,469 It is "knot" small! 1497 01:09:32,573 --> 01:09:33,908 Thank you. 1498 01:09:35,475 --> 01:09:37,277 - Is there anywhere else you're, um... 1499 01:09:38,278 --> 01:09:39,981 holding tension? 1500 01:09:40,081 --> 01:09:43,084 - I have to get Russ to school. 1501 01:09:43,183 --> 01:09:44,686 - You're a great mom. 1502 01:09:45,687 --> 01:09:47,421 I think you'd be a great mom again. 1503 01:09:47,522 --> 01:09:50,091 - Carey! I'm not having another baby. 1504 01:09:50,190 --> 01:09:52,694 - I know. I'm just saying it. 1505 01:09:53,661 --> 01:09:55,530 In case maybe you change your mind. 1506 01:09:55,630 --> 01:09:56,531 - I'm not... 1507 01:09:56,631 --> 01:09:58,833 I'm not gonna change my mind. 1508 01:09:58,933 --> 01:10:00,735 - Yeah, same page. 1509 01:10:02,235 --> 01:10:04,304 I'm gonna get some eggs. 1510 01:10:12,046 --> 01:10:13,848 Hey, Russ! - Hey! 1511 01:10:13,948 --> 01:10:15,683 - You want some eggs? 1512 01:10:15,783 --> 01:10:16,984 - No, thanks. 1513 01:10:17,085 --> 01:10:18,820 Do you know where the maca is? 1514 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:20,353 - What do you need maca for? 1515 01:10:20,454 --> 01:10:22,790 - It boosts libido and testosterone. 1516 01:10:22,890 --> 01:10:24,726 Found it! 1517 01:10:25,827 --> 01:10:27,427 - Hey, the bus is gonna be here soon. 1518 01:10:27,528 --> 01:10:28,730 Let's start getting ready. 1519 01:10:28,830 --> 01:10:29,731 - Yeah, one minute. 1520 01:10:39,974 --> 01:10:41,241 I made you a protein shake. 1521 01:10:41,341 --> 01:10:42,275 - Thanks, bud! 1522 01:10:43,443 --> 01:10:45,312 - I have a package for Julie Piampiano. 1523 01:10:45,412 --> 01:10:47,749 - There's no Julie here. Fuck off! 1524 01:10:47,849 --> 01:10:49,282 - Are you Julie? 1525 01:10:49,382 --> 01:10:50,718 OK, I can wait. 1526 01:10:50,818 --> 01:10:51,886 - Who was that? 1527 01:10:51,986 --> 01:10:53,621 - Fucking process server. 1528 01:10:54,756 --> 01:10:56,090 - Oh! 1529 01:10:56,190 --> 01:10:57,725 What's in this? 1530 01:10:57,825 --> 01:11:00,161 - Russ! Bus! 1531 01:11:01,963 --> 01:11:03,330 - Russ, bus. 1532 01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:06,234 Here, I made you some "scramblos." 1533 01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:07,735 It's just eggs. 1534 01:11:07,835 --> 01:11:09,269 - I'm OK, thank you. 1535 01:11:11,639 --> 01:11:15,076 - Hey, Russ, why'd you get a golden doodle? 1536 01:11:15,176 --> 01:11:16,978 - Uncle Carey's allergic. 1537 01:11:17,078 --> 01:11:18,546 - Yeah, but you know what happens 1538 01:11:18,646 --> 01:11:20,815 if you take a great dog like a golden retriever 1539 01:11:20,915 --> 01:11:23,017 and mix it with a shit dog like a poodle? 1540 01:11:23,117 --> 01:11:24,719 You get a shit dog. 1541 01:11:24,819 --> 01:11:27,054 - If you want me to be mean to Uncle Carey, I will. 1542 01:11:27,155 --> 01:11:28,321 - You don't have to be mean. 1543 01:11:28,421 --> 01:11:31,458 I appreciate it, though. - Russ, bus! 1544 01:11:32,459 --> 01:11:34,228 - You gonna finish that? 1545 01:11:34,327 --> 01:11:36,329 - Goddamn it! He missed the bus. 1546 01:11:36,429 --> 01:11:39,066 Russ, get your shoes on! 1547 01:11:40,201 --> 01:11:41,669 - Ah, motherfucker! 1548 01:11:41,769 --> 01:11:44,572 Russ! You gotta pick up this dog shit! 1549 01:11:44,672 --> 01:11:46,306 Fuck! Oh, it's in my toes. 1550 01:11:46,406 --> 01:11:48,209 - I don't have time to drive him. 1551 01:11:48,308 --> 01:11:49,710 - It's OK, I'll drive him. 1552 01:11:49,811 --> 01:11:51,779 I have to drop these packages off anyway. 1553 01:11:51,879 --> 01:11:52,747 - OK! 1554 01:11:52,847 --> 01:11:54,215 - I can drive him. 1555 01:11:54,314 --> 01:11:56,416 - No, Carey's got it. 1556 01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:07,028 - Good morning. 1557 01:12:07,128 --> 01:12:08,629 - Morning. 1558 01:12:09,831 --> 01:12:12,099 - Carey, I think that process server is still outside. 1559 01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:13,267 Do not talk to him. 1560 01:12:13,366 --> 01:12:15,002 - OK! Russ, come on, let's go. 1561 01:12:15,102 --> 01:12:16,170 - Bye, Dad! - Bye, Russ! 1562 01:12:16,270 --> 01:12:18,072 - Sir, are you Mr. Piampiano? 1563 01:12:18,172 --> 01:12:19,372 - No hablo inglés. 1564 01:12:21,976 --> 01:12:22,977 - Oh, I mean français. 1565 01:12:23,077 --> 01:12:23,945 - What are you doing? 1566 01:12:24,045 --> 01:12:25,112 - Washing my feet. 1567 01:12:26,214 --> 01:12:28,381 - Monsieur! Monsieur! 1568 01:12:43,396 --> 01:12:45,365 - You guys seem really busy. 1569 01:12:45,465 --> 01:12:48,536 - Yeah, getting a lot of traction. 1570 01:12:48,636 --> 01:12:52,073 I make everything, and then Carey handles the fulfillment. 1571 01:12:53,741 --> 01:12:54,675 - Well... 1572 01:12:55,576 --> 01:12:57,144 He is a good guy. 1573 01:12:57,245 --> 01:12:58,813 You could do way worse. 1574 01:12:58,913 --> 01:13:00,248 - I have. 1575 01:13:08,421 --> 01:13:10,191 - You guys seem really happy. 1576 01:13:10,291 --> 01:13:11,893 - We are. 1577 01:13:11,993 --> 01:13:14,028 Ah! Oh, fuck! 1578 01:13:14,128 --> 01:13:16,496 I haven't had this in so long! 1579 01:13:17,798 --> 01:13:19,133 Mmm! 1580 01:13:23,503 --> 01:13:26,073 Mmm, fuck, that's good! 1581 01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:29,409 - I signed the papers. 1582 01:13:32,847 --> 01:13:35,082 - I thought you were waiting on your lawyer. 1583 01:13:35,182 --> 01:13:37,151 - No, that was just me stalling. 1584 01:13:39,452 --> 01:13:41,088 Should be pretty straightforward. 1585 01:13:41,188 --> 01:13:42,223 We don't have money anymore. 1586 01:13:42,323 --> 01:13:43,490 - No, we don't! 1587 01:13:43,591 --> 01:13:46,160 We're getting kicked out of here at some point. 1588 01:13:49,530 --> 01:13:51,032 - I still love you. 1589 01:13:53,701 --> 01:13:56,304 I don't think that'll ever change, but... 1590 01:13:56,404 --> 01:13:58,839 I don't know, seeing you guys up close... 1591 01:13:59,740 --> 01:14:00,908 even from the backyard, 1592 01:14:01,008 --> 01:14:03,210 I realize I just want you to be happy. 1593 01:14:03,311 --> 01:14:04,979 I want Russ to be happy. 1594 01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:08,883 - Thank you. 1595 01:14:09,550 --> 01:14:11,619 - I've been reading about child-centered divorce. 1596 01:14:11,719 --> 01:14:12,920 - You've been reading? 1597 01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:16,190 - Yeah, I mean... Well, I've had time. 1598 01:14:17,325 --> 01:14:18,693 OK, fine, it's an audiobook. 1599 01:14:18,793 --> 01:14:21,228 But the gist is that both parents work together 1600 01:14:21,329 --> 01:14:22,697 to create a... 1601 01:14:23,831 --> 01:14:25,766 supportive and stable environment for the child, 1602 01:14:25,866 --> 01:14:28,269 through things like consistency and routine, 1603 01:14:28,369 --> 01:14:31,639 open communication and minimizing conflict, you know? 1604 01:14:32,472 --> 01:14:33,975 It's cool. 1605 01:14:34,075 --> 01:14:35,509 - I'm impressed. 1606 01:14:35,609 --> 01:14:37,812 - You know, I can be impressive. 1607 01:14:45,019 --> 01:14:46,620 You OK? 1608 01:14:48,456 --> 01:14:49,890 Jules? 1609 01:14:49,991 --> 01:14:52,526 - I don't know, it just made me emotional. 1610 01:14:53,427 --> 01:14:54,962 I don't know why. 1611 01:14:56,697 --> 01:14:58,699 We're not married anymore. 1612 01:14:58,799 --> 01:15:01,335 - Listen, if you want me to rip those papers up, I... 1613 01:15:01,435 --> 01:15:04,805 - No, no, no! These are happy tears. 1614 01:15:04,905 --> 01:15:06,273 - Oh. 1615 01:15:06,374 --> 01:15:07,875 - I'm so happy! 1616 01:15:07,975 --> 01:15:09,310 - Oh yeah, OK. 1617 01:15:09,410 --> 01:15:11,012 They looked like regular tears. 1618 01:15:14,682 --> 01:15:16,684 Hey, I'm thinking about getting a clown 1619 01:15:16,784 --> 01:15:17,852 for Russ's birthday. 1620 01:15:19,286 --> 01:15:20,821 - He's a bit old for a clown, no? 1621 01:15:20,921 --> 01:15:22,823 - Yeah, I guess you're right. 1622 01:15:22,923 --> 01:15:24,558 I'll think of something else. 1623 01:15:24,658 --> 01:15:26,761 Also, can I bring my girlfriend? 1624 01:15:28,596 --> 01:15:30,664 - I mean, I didn't know you had a girlfriend. 1625 01:15:30,765 --> 01:15:33,267 - Yeah, yeah, I... I do have a girlfriend. 1626 01:15:33,367 --> 01:15:35,036 She's great. You'd like her. 1627 01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:38,606 - Sure. 1628 01:15:38,706 --> 01:15:40,041 Can't wait to meet her. 1629 01:15:51,585 --> 01:15:53,788 - You go first. 1630 01:16:14,442 --> 01:16:15,576 - I'm sorry, I can't do this. 1631 01:16:15,676 --> 01:16:17,278 I-I-- Sorry. 1632 01:16:17,378 --> 01:16:19,747 - Is it something specific? 'Cause I've been working out. 1633 01:16:19,847 --> 01:16:20,981 - It's not how you look. 1634 01:16:21,082 --> 01:16:23,284 It won't make him jealous. Nothing does. 1635 01:16:23,384 --> 01:16:24,318 - Goddamn, Ashley. 1636 01:16:24,418 --> 01:16:25,419 It was your idea. - I know. 1637 01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:27,288 - I thought you wanted Carey back! 1638 01:16:27,388 --> 01:16:28,756 I told Julie I have a girlfriend. 1639 01:16:28,856 --> 01:16:30,791 - Maybe you could talk to her and just be honest. 1640 01:16:30,891 --> 01:16:32,561 Maybe she'll give you another chance. 1641 01:16:32,693 --> 01:16:34,295 - Why? I don't deserve another chance. 1642 01:16:34,395 --> 01:16:35,396 - Then that's your answer. 1643 01:16:35,496 --> 01:16:36,797 - That can't be my answer. 1644 01:16:36,897 --> 01:16:38,132 - Maybe it is the answer. 1645 01:16:38,232 --> 01:16:40,234 Think about it for a second. Stay with me. 1646 01:16:40,334 --> 01:16:41,368 I've been dating a mentalist. 1647 01:16:41,469 --> 01:16:42,670 He reads my mind, which is hard, 1648 01:16:42,770 --> 01:16:44,004 because I'm not into him. 1649 01:16:44,105 --> 01:16:45,940 But then my life coach turned me onto 1650 01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:48,142 this concept of brutal honesty. 1651 01:16:48,242 --> 01:16:50,611 And it's been really freeing once I embraced it. 1652 01:16:50,711 --> 01:16:52,079 You should try it. 1653 01:16:52,179 --> 01:16:54,715 - Why do you need a life coach? You're a life coach. 1654 01:16:54,815 --> 01:16:56,484 - Coaches need coaches, Paul. 1655 01:16:56,585 --> 01:16:59,554 How do you think I lost all that weight before the wedding? 1656 01:16:59,653 --> 01:17:01,122 My job is to help people, 1657 01:17:01,222 --> 01:17:03,724 to motivate people into making better decisions. 1658 01:17:03,824 --> 01:17:06,160 - Sounds a lot like being a parent. 1659 01:17:06,961 --> 01:17:09,330 - Why don't we just lie to them and say that we had sex? 1660 01:17:09,430 --> 01:17:11,665 - You just gave this whole spiel about being honest. 1661 01:17:11,765 --> 01:17:13,568 Be honest. Is it how I look? 1662 01:17:13,667 --> 01:17:15,604 - No. It's also because of the way you are. 1663 01:17:15,703 --> 01:17:17,204 - I'll come up with something else. 1664 01:17:17,304 --> 01:17:18,372 You can be honest. 1665 01:17:18,472 --> 01:17:20,941 I'm going to do whatever it takes to get my wife back. 1666 01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:23,477 You know, I really thought we could unite in common pursuit 1667 01:17:23,578 --> 01:17:25,379 of something much bigger than ourselves. 1668 01:17:25,479 --> 01:17:27,781 - OK. Fine. 1669 01:17:27,882 --> 01:17:29,750 Let's have sex. 1670 01:17:29,850 --> 01:17:31,752 - No. I don't want to now. 1671 01:17:32,621 --> 01:17:35,289 - OK. Fine. 1672 01:17:35,389 --> 01:17:38,259 - OK, fine, yeah. Let's have sex, you're right. 1673 01:17:38,359 --> 01:17:39,160 - No, you're right. 1674 01:17:39,260 --> 01:17:41,295 We need to come up with something else. 1675 01:17:41,395 --> 01:17:44,098 Something big. Like a romantic gesture or something. 1676 01:17:44,198 --> 01:17:47,468 - OK, I'm gonna count to five before I put my clothes on, 1677 01:17:47,569 --> 01:17:49,270 in case you change your mind again. 1678 01:17:49,370 --> 01:17:50,304 One, two... 1679 01:17:50,404 --> 01:17:52,039 - Three, four, five. 1680 01:17:53,374 --> 01:17:54,675 - Four. 1681 01:17:55,476 --> 01:17:58,445 - I want you to think of a number, Russ. Any number. 1682 01:17:58,547 --> 01:17:59,813 Say your number. Say it. 1683 01:17:59,914 --> 01:18:01,715 - Eleven! - Eleven. 1684 01:18:01,815 --> 01:18:03,150 - But that's easy. 1685 01:18:03,250 --> 01:18:04,818 That's his birthday. 1686 01:18:06,253 --> 01:18:07,288 - All right... 1687 01:18:08,689 --> 01:18:10,525 This magician sucks. 1688 01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:12,760 - Okey-dokey, so, let's do another. 1689 01:18:12,860 --> 01:18:15,630 Let's go with you, my little skeptic. 1690 01:18:15,729 --> 01:18:17,632 Let's have you pick a name. 1691 01:18:17,731 --> 01:18:20,734 Think of someone that you love very much. 1692 01:18:21,702 --> 01:18:23,103 Send it to me. 1693 01:18:23,204 --> 01:18:25,105 Starts with an S. 1694 01:18:28,042 --> 01:18:30,144 Starts with... starts with an S? 1695 01:18:30,244 --> 01:18:32,012 - No. 1696 01:18:32,112 --> 01:18:33,480 - No? 1697 01:18:33,582 --> 01:18:36,150 I keep getting Sonia. 1698 01:18:36,250 --> 01:18:37,718 - No, it was Mom. 1699 01:18:37,818 --> 01:18:39,920 - And what's your mom's name? Is her name Sonia? 1700 01:18:41,255 --> 01:18:42,189 OK. 1701 01:18:42,289 --> 01:18:43,625 Let's clap. 1702 01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:45,125 Thank you. Let's clap. 1703 01:18:45,226 --> 01:18:47,761 Yeah. Doesn't even know his own mom's name. 1704 01:18:49,430 --> 01:18:50,764 - Can you make me disappear? 1705 01:18:50,864 --> 01:18:54,034 - No, I... I'm a mentalist, not a magician, so... 1706 01:18:54,134 --> 01:18:57,805 my magic is more in the mind. 1707 01:18:57,905 --> 01:19:00,642 Like, I can read people's minds. 1708 01:19:00,741 --> 01:19:02,443 - What am I thinking of? 1709 01:19:02,544 --> 01:19:04,311 - Birthday cake. - Whoa. 1710 01:19:04,411 --> 01:19:06,581 - I was thinking about birthday cake, too. 1711 01:19:06,681 --> 01:19:07,781 - I know you were. 1712 01:19:07,881 --> 01:19:09,250 - They should have gotten a clown. 1713 01:19:09,350 --> 01:19:10,652 - Mom, can we have cake? 1714 01:19:10,751 --> 01:19:12,721 - Yes! 1715 01:19:12,820 --> 01:19:14,154 - Oh, good, yeah. Let's... 1716 01:19:14,255 --> 01:19:18,693 Let's just take a break for cake in the middle of my show. 1717 01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:20,562 - You did great. - No. 1718 01:19:20,662 --> 01:19:21,829 - That was good. - It wasn't. 1719 01:19:21,929 --> 01:19:23,430 God, I hate performing for children. 1720 01:19:23,531 --> 01:19:25,667 - Well, maybe it's different when they're yours. 1721 01:19:25,766 --> 01:19:26,834 - You're probably right. 1722 01:19:26,934 --> 01:19:28,670 - You guys thinking of having kids? 1723 01:19:28,769 --> 01:19:30,037 - No, he has a vasectomy. 1724 01:19:30,137 --> 01:19:33,675 - Yeah, yeah, I was 23 and had a latex allergy, so... 1725 01:19:33,774 --> 01:19:34,942 - I'm sorry, man. 1726 01:19:35,042 --> 01:19:36,578 - Buddy, thank you. 1727 01:19:36,678 --> 01:19:38,412 - No, thank you for doing this. 1728 01:19:38,513 --> 01:19:40,014 - Yeah, no, my pleasure. 1729 01:19:40,114 --> 01:19:42,717 I--I usually don't do venues this small, but, uh... 1730 01:19:42,816 --> 01:19:44,686 - No, he usually does big venues. 1731 01:19:44,785 --> 01:19:46,554 Like, big, corporate, hundreds of people. 1732 01:19:46,655 --> 01:19:47,821 - Yeah, thousands. - Yeah. 1733 01:19:47,921 --> 01:19:49,423 - But anything for this lady. 1734 01:19:49,524 --> 01:19:50,592 - Carey, can you come here? 1735 01:19:50,692 --> 01:19:51,825 Can we do presents? 1736 01:19:51,925 --> 01:19:52,993 - I got a big finale planned. 1737 01:19:53,093 --> 01:19:54,194 - After we do the cake. 1738 01:19:54,295 --> 01:19:55,963 - Can we do the cake? - After we eat. 1739 01:19:56,063 --> 01:19:57,431 When is the food coming, please? 1740 01:19:57,532 --> 01:19:58,633 - I don't know. 1741 01:19:58,733 --> 01:20:00,234 Antoneta should be here any minute. 1742 01:20:00,334 --> 01:20:02,369 - OK, can you please find the candles for this? 1743 01:20:02,469 --> 01:20:04,739 I think they're upstairs in a CVS bag in the bedroom. 1744 01:20:04,838 --> 01:20:05,939 - Yeah. - And the dog! 1745 01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:08,342 Please, can you put the dog in the Carey closet? 1746 01:20:08,442 --> 01:20:10,645 - Ah! Gotcha. I've gotcha. 1747 01:20:10,745 --> 01:20:12,614 - Why is he holding the dog like that? 1748 01:20:19,688 --> 01:20:21,188 - Hey, Jackson! 1749 01:20:21,288 --> 01:20:23,357 - Hey! Yo, I checked all your fire alarms. 1750 01:20:23,457 --> 01:20:25,359 The batteries were low on, like, two, man. 1751 01:20:25,459 --> 01:20:27,861 You gotta, like, regularly replace those, you know? 1752 01:20:27,961 --> 01:20:29,296 - OK. I will. 1753 01:20:30,364 --> 01:20:31,832 All right. 1754 01:20:32,866 --> 01:20:34,935 - A puppy? - Yeah, it's yours. 1755 01:20:35,035 --> 01:20:36,604 This one, you can actually train. 1756 01:20:36,705 --> 01:20:37,605 - Thanks, Dad! 1757 01:20:37,706 --> 01:20:38,906 - Paul, what is this? 1758 01:20:39,006 --> 01:20:40,642 - He always wanted a dog. 1759 01:20:40,742 --> 01:20:41,842 - He has a dog. 1760 01:20:41,942 --> 01:20:43,477 - A real dog. 1761 01:20:43,578 --> 01:20:45,647 Oh, uh, this is Keri. 1762 01:20:45,747 --> 01:20:46,748 - Hey! 1763 01:20:46,847 --> 01:20:48,583 - Keri, this is my ex. 1764 01:20:48,683 --> 01:20:49,983 - Nice to meet you. 1765 01:20:50,084 --> 01:20:51,452 - Julie. Pleasure. 1766 01:20:51,553 --> 01:20:53,688 - Oh my God! We're wearing the same dress. 1767 01:20:53,788 --> 01:20:54,756 How funny! 1768 01:20:54,855 --> 01:20:56,758 - Oh my God! That's... 1769 01:20:56,857 --> 01:20:58,660 - Paul just bought it for me. 1770 01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:00,695 - Did he? What a coincidence. 1771 01:21:00,795 --> 01:21:02,697 - Hot, hot, hot! Where do you want this? 1772 01:21:02,797 --> 01:21:05,366 - Mmm. Just this way, in the kitchen. 1773 01:21:05,466 --> 01:21:06,500 Make yourself at home. 1774 01:21:06,601 --> 01:21:08,636 - You know that dog cost me, like, three grand? 1775 01:21:08,737 --> 01:21:10,938 - Hey, Carey! 1776 01:21:11,038 --> 01:21:12,540 Carey, can I talk to you? 1777 01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:13,842 Carey! 1778 01:21:13,941 --> 01:21:16,377 - Ashley, I know what you're thinking. 1779 01:21:16,477 --> 01:21:17,378 Don't. 1780 01:21:24,686 --> 01:21:26,186 - Ah. 1781 01:21:44,037 --> 01:21:46,173 Hey. Are you playing The Fray? 1782 01:21:56,183 --> 01:21:57,852 - What are you doing? 1783 01:22:08,530 --> 01:22:09,864 - What are you doing? 1784 01:22:15,502 --> 01:22:17,906 - Ashley. Just hold on a second, OK? 1785 01:22:24,679 --> 01:22:25,814 - What are you doing? 1786 01:22:26,980 --> 01:22:28,583 Don't let me go. I have two more. 1787 01:22:31,519 --> 01:22:33,621 - Ashley, just stop. Just stop for a second. 1788 01:22:33,721 --> 01:22:34,856 Just stop for a second. 1789 01:22:36,156 --> 01:22:37,725 - Ashley, Ashley. - What? 1790 01:22:37,826 --> 01:22:39,561 - Stop for a second. 1791 01:22:42,062 --> 01:22:44,031 What are you doing? - I--I was singing. 1792 01:22:44,131 --> 01:22:45,867 And I don't want to sign the divorce papers. 1793 01:22:45,966 --> 01:22:47,301 - They're your divorce papers. 1794 01:22:47,401 --> 01:22:49,904 I gave you what you asked for. I didn't change anything. 1795 01:22:50,003 --> 01:22:51,806 - Because you're so nice and so sweet. 1796 01:22:51,906 --> 01:22:53,173 I took you for granted. I'm sorry. 1797 01:22:53,273 --> 01:22:54,374 I went on a crazy experience 1798 01:22:54,475 --> 01:22:56,143 and fucked a lot of people to realize... 1799 01:22:56,243 --> 01:22:57,311 - What are you doing? 1800 01:22:57,411 --> 01:22:59,079 - I'm trying to be honest. - Don't. 1801 01:22:59,179 --> 01:23:00,347 - Don't be honest? 1802 01:23:00,447 --> 01:23:02,449 - You had all the time in the world to be honest 1803 01:23:02,550 --> 01:23:05,285 when we were in the apartment with your fucking stupid lovers. 1804 01:23:05,385 --> 01:23:07,856 - I thought you liked them. - No, I don't like them. 1805 01:23:07,956 --> 01:23:09,657 OK, I do like them. They're cool people. 1806 01:23:09,757 --> 01:23:12,092 But the point is I... I don't want to like them. 1807 01:23:12,192 --> 01:23:14,228 I was friends with them just to piss you off. 1808 01:23:14,328 --> 01:23:15,295 You think I wasn't jealous? 1809 01:23:15,395 --> 01:23:17,599 I was jealous the whole time. 1810 01:23:18,766 --> 01:23:19,901 - That's really romantic. 1811 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:21,769 - No, it's not romantic. 1812 01:23:21,870 --> 01:23:23,036 It's fucking terrible. 1813 01:23:23,136 --> 01:23:24,539 - Yeah, you're right. 1814 01:23:24,639 --> 01:23:27,174 - Do you know how painful it was to sleep on the couch? 1815 01:23:27,274 --> 01:23:29,076 - I know. Fede told you it had no support. 1816 01:23:29,176 --> 01:23:30,477 - Oh my... - You didn't listen! 1817 01:23:30,578 --> 01:23:31,913 - Fuck! 1818 01:23:32,012 --> 01:23:33,882 Ashley, fuck! 1819 01:23:33,982 --> 01:23:35,282 - I'm sorry. 1820 01:23:35,382 --> 01:23:38,218 I was unhappy, and I didn't know how to fix it. 1821 01:23:38,318 --> 01:23:39,521 - Well, I hope you figured it out. 1822 01:23:39,621 --> 01:23:42,022 - I did. Yeah, there was nothing to fix. 1823 01:23:42,122 --> 01:23:44,391 Happiness is just an emotion. It's transient. 1824 01:23:44,491 --> 01:23:46,360 We move in and out... - I'm not transient. 1825 01:23:46,460 --> 01:23:50,163 I live here, OK? And I'm happy. 1826 01:23:53,968 --> 01:23:55,637 - OK. 1827 01:23:55,737 --> 01:23:57,037 Well, um... 1828 01:23:57,939 --> 01:23:59,574 I'm happy for you. 1829 01:24:03,678 --> 01:24:05,145 Can we be friends? 1830 01:24:06,046 --> 01:24:07,582 - Yes, we can be friends. 1831 01:24:08,850 --> 01:24:11,653 - Can we be... best friends? 1832 01:24:16,624 --> 01:24:18,793 Can friends hug? 1833 01:24:18,893 --> 01:24:20,595 - Yeah, of course. 1834 01:24:47,220 --> 01:24:48,990 Friends can't do that. 1835 01:24:49,089 --> 01:24:50,525 - Oh, OK. 1836 01:24:51,693 --> 01:24:53,493 So, what can friends do? 1837 01:25:04,739 --> 01:25:06,106 - Paul. 1838 01:25:07,274 --> 01:25:09,010 Can I talk to you for a second? 1839 01:25:09,109 --> 01:25:11,244 - Sure. Be right back, babe. 1840 01:25:27,929 --> 01:25:29,262 - Later, loser. 1841 01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:34,535 - What is wrong with you? 1842 01:25:34,636 --> 01:25:36,470 - What, the puppy? - Yes, the puppy. 1843 01:25:36,571 --> 01:25:38,006 But also, who is this woman? 1844 01:25:38,106 --> 01:25:39,373 - Oh, uh, Keri. 1845 01:25:39,473 --> 01:25:41,274 - And why did you invite Ashley? 1846 01:25:41,375 --> 01:25:43,410 - Because she's dating the mentalist I hired. 1847 01:25:43,511 --> 01:25:44,779 - Paul! 1848 01:25:44,879 --> 01:25:46,080 This is exhausting. 1849 01:25:46,179 --> 01:25:47,481 I know what you're doing. 1850 01:25:47,582 --> 01:25:49,216 What is it gonna take for it to stop? 1851 01:25:49,316 --> 01:25:51,552 - Nothing. I'm never gonna stop. 1852 01:25:52,620 --> 01:25:55,023 I've learned to be honest with myself, 1853 01:25:55,123 --> 01:25:58,059 and I am impulsive and somewhat sensitive 1854 01:25:58,158 --> 01:25:59,060 and a bit of an asshole. 1855 01:25:59,159 --> 01:26:00,427 But I'm an asshole who loves you. 1856 01:26:00,528 --> 01:26:02,130 I don't know how to love anyone else. 1857 01:26:02,229 --> 01:26:04,398 - I don't believe you. - I know. 1858 01:26:04,498 --> 01:26:06,299 Because I hid things and I lied, 1859 01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,201 but I'm never gonna do that again. 1860 01:26:09,236 --> 01:26:10,805 I'm done lying to you. - What? 1861 01:26:10,905 --> 01:26:12,172 What does that even mean? 1862 01:26:12,272 --> 01:26:16,309 - I will never lie to you about anything ever again. 1863 01:26:16,410 --> 01:26:18,412 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1864 01:26:18,513 --> 01:26:21,415 - OK, did you go upstairs into my closet 1865 01:26:21,516 --> 01:26:24,418 and see this dress that I had just bought, 1866 01:26:24,519 --> 01:26:27,955 and then go and buy the exact same one for that woman? 1867 01:26:29,057 --> 01:26:30,725 - Yes, I did do that. 1868 01:26:30,825 --> 01:26:33,828 - And what did you want to make me feel? 1869 01:26:33,928 --> 01:26:35,730 - Jealous, hopefully. 1870 01:26:35,830 --> 01:26:38,733 Um, but also, you know, I figured if I can't be with you, 1871 01:26:38,833 --> 01:26:41,536 I can at least be with someone who reminds me of you. 1872 01:26:41,636 --> 01:26:42,436 - Oh my God! 1873 01:26:42,537 --> 01:26:44,404 - Obviously not as beautiful or smart 1874 01:26:44,504 --> 01:26:45,707 or fun to talk to, but... 1875 01:26:45,807 --> 01:26:47,942 - Paul, you're so fucking full of shit! 1876 01:26:48,042 --> 01:26:49,309 You had me. 1877 01:26:49,409 --> 01:26:51,979 You had me and you wanted to fuck other people. 1878 01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:53,047 - No, I didn't. 1879 01:26:53,147 --> 01:26:54,448 - But you did. - No, I didn't! 1880 01:26:54,549 --> 01:26:55,650 - Why are you lying to me? 1881 01:26:55,750 --> 01:26:57,919 You just said that you weren't gonna lie to me. 1882 01:26:58,019 --> 01:26:59,654 - I'm not! I'm... I'm not. 1883 01:27:00,855 --> 01:27:03,191 - OK, I'm just gonna clarify the question, 1884 01:27:03,290 --> 01:27:05,159 just so that there's no confusion here. 1885 01:27:05,258 --> 01:27:07,195 When we were married... 1886 01:27:08,196 --> 01:27:10,430 did you ever sleep with anyone else? 1887 01:27:10,531 --> 01:27:11,733 - No. - What the fuck, Paul? 1888 01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:14,267 Then why were we in an open relationship? 1889 01:27:14,367 --> 01:27:15,737 - Because! Because... 1890 01:27:15,837 --> 01:27:17,672 Look at you. Look at me. 1891 01:27:19,173 --> 01:27:20,508 I have no fucking business 1892 01:27:20,608 --> 01:27:22,877 being with a woman as incredible as you, 1893 01:27:22,977 --> 01:27:25,445 but somehow, I convinced you to be with me. 1894 01:27:27,115 --> 01:27:28,516 - I chose to be with you. 1895 01:27:28,616 --> 01:27:31,052 - Yeah, well, maybe I was scared that one day you'd wake up 1896 01:27:31,152 --> 01:27:32,486 and choose not to be with me. 1897 01:27:32,587 --> 01:27:34,321 You know, realize you could do better 1898 01:27:34,421 --> 01:27:36,423 and find someone way more fucking interesting 1899 01:27:36,524 --> 01:27:39,292 and handsome, clearly. 1900 01:27:42,797 --> 01:27:45,032 I figured if I made it OK, then... 1901 01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:48,002 you'd have one less reason to leave me. 1902 01:27:50,538 --> 01:27:52,807 - You're a fucking crazy person. 1903 01:27:52,907 --> 01:27:54,776 - Yeah. I know. 1904 01:28:11,391 --> 01:28:13,426 - Hey, Russ, when are we doing cake? 1905 01:28:22,270 --> 01:28:24,572 - Julie, I need to tell you something. 1906 01:28:24,672 --> 01:28:26,207 - Hmm? 1907 01:28:26,306 --> 01:28:27,474 - Who are you? 1908 01:28:27,575 --> 01:28:29,409 - Keri. Who are you? 1909 01:28:30,278 --> 01:28:31,279 - Carey. 1910 01:28:31,378 --> 01:28:33,446 - Uncle Carey! Can we do the cake? 1911 01:28:33,548 --> 01:28:36,651 - Yeah. I just need to find your candles. 1912 01:28:37,752 --> 01:28:39,554 Noodle, what are you doing? 1913 01:28:39,654 --> 01:28:41,656 Did they let you out of the Carey closet? 1914 01:28:41,756 --> 01:28:43,090 Come on! 1915 01:28:44,525 --> 01:28:45,560 Whose dog is that? 1916 01:28:45,660 --> 01:28:47,628 - I'm pretty sure that's your dog, dude. 1917 01:28:47,728 --> 01:28:49,697 By the way, your fire extinguisher expired, man, 1918 01:28:49,797 --> 01:28:51,431 so I grabbed this big dog from the car. 1919 01:28:51,532 --> 01:28:52,800 - OK. - You should join sometime. 1920 01:28:52,900 --> 01:28:55,502 It's volunteer, but they let you hang out at the fire station. 1921 01:28:55,603 --> 01:28:56,537 - I'll think about it. 1922 01:28:56,637 --> 01:28:57,672 - They have a free gym. 1923 01:28:57,772 --> 01:28:58,906 - I'm not getting you a dog. 1924 01:29:08,381 --> 01:29:10,184 - Hey, Fede! - Hey! Sorry I'm late. 1925 01:29:10,284 --> 01:29:11,986 Brought the table in case anyone is tense. 1926 01:29:12,086 --> 01:29:13,020 - OK. 1927 01:29:38,312 --> 01:29:40,147 - Hey. I'm sorry. 1928 01:29:40,248 --> 01:29:41,349 - Did you find them? 1929 01:29:41,448 --> 01:29:42,482 - What? 1930 01:29:42,583 --> 01:29:44,886 - The candles. Did you find them? 1931 01:29:46,320 --> 01:29:47,822 - And also not sorry at all. 1932 01:29:47,922 --> 01:29:49,489 - Take these. - Sweet. Got them! 1933 01:29:49,590 --> 01:29:52,126 - How does that feel? How does it feel? 1934 01:29:52,226 --> 01:29:53,127 - How does it feel? 1935 01:29:53,227 --> 01:29:54,427 - Oh my God. That's amazing! 1936 01:29:54,528 --> 01:29:56,429 - Carey, lasagna's ready. Get the hot pads! 1937 01:29:56,530 --> 01:29:57,565 - All right, all right. 1938 01:29:57,665 --> 01:29:59,634 - No one told me that mentalist would be here. 1939 01:29:59,734 --> 01:30:01,302 J'haïs cet estie de gars-là. 1940 01:30:01,401 --> 01:30:02,536 - Whoa, whoa. 1941 01:30:05,239 --> 01:30:06,607 - What's up, Carey? 1942 01:30:08,876 --> 01:30:10,443 Oh! Hot! 1943 01:30:10,544 --> 01:30:11,879 - Hey, Carey? 1944 01:30:11,979 --> 01:30:12,914 - Hey! 1945 01:30:13,014 --> 01:30:13,781 - How could you? 1946 01:30:13,881 --> 01:30:15,850 - You promised not to read my mind. 1947 01:30:15,950 --> 01:30:19,053 - And, yeah, you promised not to cheat on me upstairs with Carey 1948 01:30:19,153 --> 01:30:22,089 while I'm here performing for ungrateful children. 1949 01:30:22,189 --> 01:30:23,357 - Uh, sorry, what? 1950 01:30:23,456 --> 01:30:25,259 - I did not promise that. 1951 01:30:25,359 --> 01:30:27,628 - Yeah, well, your body made a promise. 1952 01:30:29,063 --> 01:30:30,197 - Did that happen? 1953 01:30:30,298 --> 01:30:31,599 - Yes, that happened. 1954 01:30:31,699 --> 01:30:34,602 - I tried to tell you, but I told Keri instead. 1955 01:30:34,702 --> 01:30:35,703 Who is that, by the way? 1956 01:30:35,803 --> 01:30:38,139 - Hey, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm still here. 1957 01:30:38,239 --> 01:30:39,774 - That's Paul's girlfriend. 1958 01:30:39,874 --> 01:30:41,943 - I wouldn't say "girlfriend" exactly. 1959 01:30:42,043 --> 01:30:42,777 We have an arrangement. 1960 01:30:42,877 --> 01:30:44,378 - We met on Seeking Arrangements. 1961 01:30:44,477 --> 01:30:45,713 - It's just called Seeking now. 1962 01:30:45,813 --> 01:30:48,149 - Why does she look like you? - To make Julie jealous. 1963 01:30:48,249 --> 01:30:49,750 - That was the arrangement. 1964 01:30:49,850 --> 01:30:51,585 - Well, looks like it worked. 1965 01:30:51,686 --> 01:30:53,988 Do you have something you need to tell me? 1966 01:30:55,156 --> 01:30:56,390 - He already knows. 1967 01:30:56,489 --> 01:30:58,025 He saw you in the Carey closet. 1968 01:30:58,125 --> 01:31:00,962 - Matt, your services are no longer required here. Thank you. 1969 01:31:01,062 --> 01:31:02,063 - Cool, brother. 1970 01:31:02,163 --> 01:31:03,230 - I'm sorry. 1971 01:31:03,331 --> 01:31:04,966 - OK. I'm sorry too. 1972 01:31:05,066 --> 01:31:06,300 - I'm not sorry. 1973 01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:08,336 - Yeah, I'm also not sorry. 1974 01:31:08,436 --> 01:31:10,071 - Fuck you, Paul. - Fuck you, Carey. 1975 01:31:10,171 --> 01:31:11,439 - OK! - OK... 1976 01:31:11,539 --> 01:31:13,441 - Hey, hey, whoa! 1977 01:31:13,541 --> 01:31:14,976 - Hey, boundaries! No violence! 1978 01:31:15,076 --> 01:31:17,111 Just boundaries, please. I think... Hey! 1979 01:31:17,211 --> 01:31:19,479 I think it's time we all talk about our feelings. 1980 01:31:19,580 --> 01:31:21,582 - Nobody wants to talk about their feelings now. 1981 01:31:21,682 --> 01:31:23,417 - All we have is now. And I revised it. 1982 01:31:23,517 --> 01:31:25,086 I think you're really gonna like it. 1983 01:31:25,186 --> 01:31:26,454 I think I nailed it. 1984 01:31:26,554 --> 01:31:28,389 - No, let's forget about everything. 1985 01:31:28,488 --> 01:31:29,690 You guys did the full thing. 1986 01:31:29,790 --> 01:31:30,891 We kissed just a little bit, 1987 01:31:30,992 --> 01:31:33,227 then she used her hands, but I didn't finish. 1988 01:31:33,327 --> 01:31:34,228 - That still counts. 1989 01:31:34,328 --> 01:31:35,596 - "Carey, my love. 1990 01:31:35,696 --> 01:31:37,865 "This is the hardest letter I've ever re-rewritten. 1991 01:31:37,965 --> 01:31:40,500 "I've tried on a lot of people, a lot of people, 1992 01:31:40,601 --> 01:31:43,437 "and I've learned that you are the one that fits. 1993 01:31:43,537 --> 01:31:44,905 "Malcolm Gladwell says it takes 1994 01:31:45,006 --> 01:31:46,607 10,000 hours to master something." 1995 01:31:46,707 --> 01:31:47,875 Malcolm Gladwell? 1996 01:31:47,975 --> 01:31:50,778 - "While I haven't been keeping track of the hours..." 1997 01:31:50,878 --> 01:31:53,414 - No one wants to hear this. - I really do. Keep going. 1998 01:31:53,514 --> 01:31:55,383 - Thank you so much. "I've gone..." 1999 01:31:55,483 --> 01:31:56,884 - Julie, can we talk in the other room? 2000 01:31:56,984 --> 01:31:58,552 - Let her finish. We're all grownups. 2001 01:31:58,652 --> 01:31:59,687 - I can skip to the end. 2002 01:31:59,787 --> 01:32:01,322 - No, but before you do that, 2003 01:32:01,422 --> 01:32:02,289 can I do my finale? 2004 01:32:02,390 --> 01:32:03,724 - What finale? 2005 01:32:03,824 --> 01:32:05,493 - My grand finale. Can I... 2006 01:32:05,593 --> 01:32:07,862 - No. Carey... - Please, let me do the finale. 2007 01:32:07,962 --> 01:32:09,096 - Just do it. 2008 01:32:09,196 --> 01:32:11,899 If you're gonna keep talking, just go for it. Quick, quick. 2009 01:32:11,999 --> 01:32:13,901 - So, does anybody want some lemonade? 2010 01:32:14,001 --> 01:32:16,670 It was gonna be the first way I started it. And then... 2011 01:32:17,538 --> 01:32:19,106 And then... 2012 01:32:19,206 --> 01:32:20,608 Whoa! 2013 01:32:22,543 --> 01:32:23,744 What the hell? 2014 01:32:23,844 --> 01:32:26,347 There was a card in there the whole time? 2015 01:32:26,447 --> 01:32:27,882 And then the card... 2016 01:32:29,150 --> 01:32:30,451 is a queen of hearts. 2017 01:32:30,551 --> 01:32:31,819 'Cause you're my queen, 2018 01:32:31,919 --> 01:32:34,488 and you'll always have a slice of my heart. 2019 01:32:34,588 --> 01:32:35,756 And then I was gonna... 2020 01:32:35,856 --> 01:32:37,391 - I thought you don't do magic. 2021 01:32:37,491 --> 01:32:38,492 - Yeah, of course I do magic. 2022 01:32:38,592 --> 01:32:39,760 Then I was gonna do this. 2023 01:32:43,330 --> 01:32:44,799 King of spades, 2024 01:32:44,899 --> 01:32:47,701 because I'm your king, and I got spayed. 2025 01:32:47,802 --> 01:32:50,471 And then I was gonna take out this rope. 2026 01:32:50,571 --> 01:32:52,206 I got snipped. 2027 01:32:53,674 --> 01:32:55,242 But now... 2028 01:32:57,111 --> 01:32:58,345 I'm not. 2029 01:32:59,514 --> 01:33:00,848 - I don't get it. 2030 01:33:00,948 --> 01:33:05,252 - I got my vasectomy reversed for you. 2031 01:33:05,352 --> 01:33:06,654 - That's fucking crazy. Fuck it. 2032 01:33:06,754 --> 01:33:08,289 - It's not crazy. - I don't need that. 2033 01:33:08,389 --> 01:33:09,256 Carey, look at me. 2034 01:33:09,356 --> 01:33:10,925 I'm not perfect. - God! 2035 01:33:11,025 --> 01:33:13,394 - But life's not perfect, right? 2036 01:33:13,494 --> 01:33:14,628 We have to take charge, 2037 01:33:14,728 --> 01:33:16,565 and we are the masters of our own destiny. 2038 01:33:16,664 --> 01:33:17,932 - I completely agree. Julie? - No. 2039 01:33:18,032 --> 01:33:19,200 - I love you. - No. 2040 01:33:19,300 --> 01:33:21,536 - And I'm sorry that I had to go on this whole journey 2041 01:33:21,635 --> 01:33:22,770 to realize that it's you. 2042 01:33:22,870 --> 01:33:24,638 It's you who I want to start a family with. 2043 01:33:24,738 --> 01:33:25,806 - I have a family now. 2044 01:33:25,906 --> 01:33:27,576 - You don't. - I have a kid... 2045 01:33:27,675 --> 01:33:29,110 - Don't you dare. - ...I'm an uncle to. 2046 01:33:29,210 --> 01:33:31,412 - Oh my God! This is never gonna end. 2047 01:33:31,513 --> 01:33:33,114 It'll be like this forever and ever. 2048 01:33:33,214 --> 01:33:35,082 This is such a fucking dumpster fire. 2049 01:33:35,182 --> 01:33:36,350 - Fire! 2050 01:33:38,419 --> 01:33:40,621 - Russ, get out of the way! Move! 2051 01:33:42,456 --> 01:33:43,525 Oh! 2052 01:33:43,624 --> 01:33:44,859 - Dad, you're on fire! 2053 01:33:44,959 --> 01:33:46,760 - Oh, shit! Oh! oh, shit! Oh! 2054 01:33:46,861 --> 01:33:48,496 - Move, move, move! 2055 01:33:54,201 --> 01:33:55,669 - Oh my God! 2056 01:33:55,769 --> 01:33:57,104 Sit down. Sit. 2057 01:33:57,204 --> 01:33:58,339 Are you OK? 2058 01:33:58,439 --> 01:33:59,640 - Ah! I think so. 2059 01:33:59,740 --> 01:34:01,342 - Fuck, your eyebrows. - Carey, call 911! 2060 01:34:01,442 --> 01:34:03,844 - Jackson, call 911! - Sorry, Dad. I did the cake. 2061 01:34:03,944 --> 01:34:05,312 - What's the number? 2062 01:34:13,387 --> 01:34:15,055 - Hey! - Hey! 2063 01:34:16,323 --> 01:34:17,559 - How is he? 2064 01:34:17,658 --> 01:34:19,927 - Good. He's sleeping. 2065 01:34:32,439 --> 01:34:34,408 - I'm really happy for you. 2066 01:34:34,509 --> 01:34:35,709 - Thanks. 2067 01:34:38,345 --> 01:34:40,615 - Hey! I brought Zuka Giri. 2068 01:34:40,714 --> 01:34:42,850 - Oh, they don't allow outside food. 2069 01:34:42,950 --> 01:34:44,218 - I know, they feed you poison 2070 01:34:44,318 --> 01:34:46,020 and they wonder why everyone's sick. 2071 01:34:46,120 --> 01:34:47,755 Hey, hide that under your vest. 2072 01:34:48,856 --> 01:34:50,858 - Let's go, come on. Keep it hidden. 2073 01:34:50,958 --> 01:34:51,859 - She created a human. 2074 01:34:51,959 --> 01:34:53,027 The least I could do 2075 01:34:53,127 --> 01:34:55,062 is bring 7 to 8 pounds of sushi, you know? 2076 01:35:01,235 --> 01:35:03,204 - What do you want? Hand or mouth? 2077 01:35:03,304 --> 01:35:04,606 You want hand? 2078 01:35:04,705 --> 01:35:07,609 Hand! 2079 01:35:07,708 --> 01:35:09,877 I feel like he can read my mind. 2080 01:35:09,977 --> 01:35:12,213 You can read Mama's mind? 2081 01:35:12,313 --> 01:35:13,747 Sí o no? 2082 01:35:16,083 --> 01:35:19,253 - The trick is to just put a good amount in here 2083 01:35:19,353 --> 01:35:22,256 so that when you put the pieces together, 2084 01:35:22,356 --> 01:35:24,693 the gold kind of spills through the cracks. 2085 01:35:24,792 --> 01:35:26,528 - The patterns on this are incredible. 2086 01:35:26,628 --> 01:35:28,495 - I know. I love kintsugi. 2087 01:35:28,597 --> 01:35:33,234 - This is really nice, just being here and existing. 2088 01:35:33,334 --> 01:35:36,136 - Hey! How you going? 2089 01:35:37,204 --> 01:35:38,339 - Good. 2090 01:35:38,439 --> 01:35:39,641 - Yeah, good. 2091 01:35:39,740 --> 01:35:40,874 - Good. 2092 01:35:40,975 --> 01:35:42,577 - Yeah. - Good. 2093 01:35:42,677 --> 01:35:44,546 - Hey, you think they're flirting? 2094 01:35:44,646 --> 01:35:46,615 - Who cares? - I do. 2095 01:35:46,715 --> 01:35:48,349 Hey. - Hey. 2096 01:35:48,449 --> 01:35:49,483 - We slept together. 2097 01:35:49,584 --> 01:35:50,552 - Who? 2098 01:35:50,652 --> 01:35:52,520 - Julie and I. Second time this year. 2099 01:35:52,621 --> 01:35:53,787 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 2100 01:35:53,887 --> 01:35:55,856 Best sex she's ever had. Her words, not mine. 2101 01:35:55,956 --> 01:35:57,592 - Those don't sound like her words. 2102 01:35:57,692 --> 01:36:00,194 - Well, you know, not like vocal words, 2103 01:36:00,294 --> 01:36:01,061 but her eyes... 2104 01:36:01,161 --> 01:36:02,564 - Are you guys back together? 2105 01:36:02,664 --> 01:36:03,931 - No. 2106 01:36:04,031 --> 01:36:06,267 He's just always around. 2107 01:36:07,401 --> 01:36:08,536 He likes chasing me. 2108 01:36:08,637 --> 01:36:09,503 It's kind of our thing. 2109 01:36:09,604 --> 01:36:10,538 - Mmm. 2110 01:36:10,639 --> 01:36:11,772 - How does this thing work? 2111 01:36:11,872 --> 01:36:13,742 - OK, so good news. Spoke with Spectrum. 2112 01:36:13,841 --> 01:36:15,876 The Internet will be up and running by Thursday. 2113 01:36:15,976 --> 01:36:17,746 - How is that good news? We're gone by then. 2114 01:36:17,845 --> 01:36:18,979 - Well, it's good news in general. 2115 01:36:19,079 --> 01:36:20,114 It's something I wanted done. 2116 01:36:20,214 --> 01:36:21,683 Now it's done, and here we are. 2117 01:36:22,751 --> 01:36:23,917 That's so loud. Wow! 2118 01:36:24,018 --> 01:36:25,986 - This is a nice place. Ever think about selling? 2119 01:36:26,086 --> 01:36:27,288 - Yeah, definitely not. At all. 2120 01:36:27,388 --> 01:36:29,023 I got it for nothing from the bank. 2121 01:36:29,123 --> 01:36:30,659 It's booked for months in advance. 2122 01:36:30,759 --> 01:36:32,059 I don't even need to do anything. 2123 01:36:32,159 --> 01:36:34,295 - You have to do something. It's natural wood siding. 2124 01:36:34,395 --> 01:36:36,263 You have to treat it or you'll get wood rot. 2125 01:36:36,363 --> 01:36:38,132 - Well, who's going to notice that, ever? 2126 01:36:38,232 --> 01:36:40,934 Get your feet off the coffee table, please. Thanks, bud. 2127 01:36:41,035 --> 01:36:42,704 - This fucking guy. 2128 01:36:42,803 --> 01:36:43,971 Why is he still here? 2129 01:36:44,071 --> 01:36:45,707 - Says he's a Superhost. 2130 01:36:45,806 --> 01:36:47,642 - What is that, like, an Airbnb slumlord? 2131 01:36:50,512 --> 01:36:52,614 - There we go. It's working. 2132 01:36:52,714 --> 01:36:54,348 - So he's your uncle? 2133 01:36:54,448 --> 01:36:58,852 - Well, he was my gym teacher, then sort of my stepdad, 2134 01:36:58,952 --> 01:37:01,288 and now he's just my uncle again. 2135 01:37:01,388 --> 01:37:02,657 We're not related. 2136 01:37:02,757 --> 01:37:05,426 - Cool. And they're all still friends? 2137 01:37:05,527 --> 01:37:06,860 - Best friends. 2138 01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:08,429 - I got Arturo to sleep. 2139 01:37:08,530 --> 01:37:09,531 - Oh, good! 2140 01:37:09,631 --> 01:37:10,931 - Kid loves music. 2141 01:37:11,031 --> 01:37:12,433 You need anything? 2142 01:37:12,534 --> 01:37:14,335 - Um, you know what? 2143 01:37:14,435 --> 01:37:15,469 I'll have an espresso. 2144 01:37:15,570 --> 01:37:17,171 - Oh, me too, please! 2145 01:37:17,271 --> 01:37:18,305 - Yes! Gotcha! 2146 01:37:18,405 --> 01:37:19,406 - Thank you. 2147 01:37:20,709 --> 01:37:22,910 He loves being a dad. 2148 01:37:23,010 --> 01:37:24,746 - How much you think this thing costs? 2149 01:37:24,845 --> 01:37:26,246 - I don't know, Brandon. 2150 01:37:26,347 --> 01:37:28,849 You never really know what something's worth 2151 01:37:28,949 --> 01:37:29,983 until you sink it. 2152 01:37:31,452 --> 01:37:35,389 - Oh, uh, do we need life jackets or... 2153 01:37:35,489 --> 01:37:36,758 - No, we're good. 2154 01:37:39,460 --> 01:37:40,327 - This table's wobbly. 2155 01:37:40,427 --> 01:37:42,363 - It's an Airbnb. What do you expect? 2156 01:37:42,463 --> 01:37:43,897 - I expect that when someone buys 2157 01:37:43,997 --> 01:37:45,099 an architectural masterpiece, 2158 01:37:45,199 --> 01:37:47,501 they don't fill it with Ikea furniture. 2159 01:37:47,602 --> 01:37:49,336 - I have a joke about Ikea. 2160 01:37:49,436 --> 01:37:51,840 Never mind. The setup takes too long. 2161 01:37:53,842 --> 01:37:56,778 - When I buy this place back... - You're not buying it back. 2162 01:37:56,877 --> 01:37:58,278 - I might. - You gotta manifest it. 2163 01:37:58,379 --> 01:38:00,515 - With what money? - If we pooled our money... 2164 01:38:00,615 --> 01:38:01,816 - Hey! - Oh, shit! 2165 01:38:01,915 --> 01:38:03,050 - Hey! - What the fuck? 2166 01:38:03,150 --> 01:38:04,218 - Hey, what's going on? 2167 01:38:04,318 --> 01:38:06,387 - Your son just stole my fucking jet boat! 2168 01:38:06,487 --> 01:38:07,354 - You sure that's him? 2169 01:38:07,454 --> 01:38:09,456 - Yes, I'm fucking sure that's him. 2170 01:38:09,557 --> 01:38:11,058 It's him right there! Look! 2171 01:38:11,158 --> 01:38:12,393 - That doesn't look like him. 2172 01:38:12,493 --> 01:38:14,529 - Oh my God, I can 100% guarantee you 2173 01:38:14,629 --> 01:38:16,230 that is their shit cunt spawn. 2174 01:38:16,330 --> 01:38:17,931 - Hey, stop calling him that. 2175 01:38:18,031 --> 01:38:19,667 - Yeah, your son is a shit cunt! 2176 01:38:19,768 --> 01:38:20,901 - Not his son! 2177 01:38:22,136 --> 01:38:23,738 - Motherfucker! - Ah! 2178 01:38:23,838 --> 01:38:24,938 - Fuck! 2179 01:38:25,038 --> 01:38:26,974 - Should we... should we help them? 2180 01:38:28,409 --> 01:38:30,512 - No, just leave them. - Ah, no biting! No biting! 151190

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