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Ben?

Oh, hey, sweetheart.

What are you still doing here?

What do you mean?

You were supposed to take me out.

What? You're gonna take me to Stacy's.

You're supposed to pick me up.

No, that's tomorrow.

No, that's today.

No.

It's Wednesday.

Oh, shit, hon.

Are you okay?

Oh, your old dad's hurting.

What happened?

I went a little hard on the bag.

Trying to get in shape.

Come on, you look great.

No, I look like a fat fuck. And if I'm going to be single and ready to mingle,

I need to be in mingling shape, not in office ass fuck shape.

I didn't know that office ass fuck shape was a thing.

It is a thing.

You should remember it because it sneaks up on you.

I used to be fit, and then all of a sudden, off his ass fuck.

Oh, watch out for it. You should.

Gotta keep that beautiful body beautiful for as long as you can.

Healthy, that's the more important thing.

It's not looks, it's what you can do.

Your old dad can hit a bag four or five times and then try to kick it and damn

near break his crotch.

That's what this body can do.

Yeah. Yep.

So I keep my arms up like this, right?

I don't fucking know. I hit it.

You kick it too?

Yeah.

I practiced the cheerleader kick height.

Yeah.

Kick it like it's somebody trying to take your virginity.

There you go.

Good girl.

Oh, man.

I can see how that would drain you a bit, man.

Well, give me a second. I'll try to get you over to Stacy.

Oh, God.

Daddy, stop.

Daddy, stop.

Wait, just give me a second, girl. I miss it anyway.

I miss it anyway.

And you're pretty late.

What time is it?

5 .30.

It's fucking what time?

It's 5 .30. God damn it.

Things are a little rough, huh?

I must have fallen asleep.

I'm glad you got some rest. I'm passed out.

Can I do anything for you?

You look real rough.

Thanks, hon.

Encouraging. No.

Oh, you look good. You just look like you're hurting.

I am hurting.

Everywhere.

You can't turn old ass fuck into hot ass fuck

overnight.

Always eloquent, daddy. I try, honey.

Why don't you go get me a whiskey? If there's no whiskey, I guess I'll take

of that water shit.

Some of that water shit?

All right, I'll see what I can do.

Good girl.

Why did I get such a hot girl?

Oh, God.

I'm just getting comfy, honey. Don't worry.

As comfy as possible. Don't be a wise ass.

What do you mean?

Don't I have a whole bottle of whiskey back there don't I have a whole bottle

whiskey back there

My friend must have drank it. Oh, yeah, your friend? Yep.

My friend yesterday, me.

Thank God you have your priorities straight.

Oh, come on, hon. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to make you miss it. I would have been there. It's okay.

kind of a bitch anyway.

Stacey is kind of a bitch.

Glad you're getting old enough that I can talk about that kind of stuff with

you.

No. My least favorite of your friends.

Yeah? Oh, yeah. Who's your most favorite?

Of your friends? Yeah.

Most favorite?

Julia, I guess.

Yeah, why's that?

She's quiet.

Yeah? Yep.

Your number one qualifier?

For what?

For someone you like?

No.

I'm just not too partial to many of your friends.

What don't you like about my friends?

They're drug addicts.

Who? All of them.

What drugs? I know. Daddy knows. Don't play with me. They're drug addicts.

You're so crazy. I know you're a good girl, though. Don't worry about it.

They're all drinking and smoking and whoring.

How do you know I'm not? Maybe I drank your whiskey.

You better not have.

I'll give you a spanking like you never felt before.

Good try, Dad.

Come over here and get it.

Come on. Knock that off.

No. I've been bad. Come on. Reach up here.

No, I'm not. Reach up here.

Stop it. Being fresh.

Since it's been your day, just hitting the bag a few times and laying here

moaning.

What are you trying to say?

I'm just asking if you've gotten up to anything.

You're making conversation.

I, uh... I watched a documentary.

A documentary?

Yep. Which one?

I don't remember what it was called. It was about font.

Oh, yeah?

Sounds fascinating.

It was stupid.

Why'd you watch it?

I need things to talk to chicks about at the bar.

Ah, so a documentary, something about font, and you can't remember the name of

it. Yep. Great. I'm going to land a smart girl.

Oh, good.

Maybe you should work on it a little bit.

Work on what?

Your smart girl conversation.

Now check it out.

Current Affairs.

Japanese.

Ooh.

Well, I'm all fluttered.

Well, that's... That's that, I guess. Current Affairs.

Japanese. Yep.

Nailed it. Done.

In the bag. Nailed those smart girls.

Gross.

Dad's trying to get back to his old sexing form.

I used to be pretty good at the sex. Oh, yeah?

And your mom ruined it.

Oh, what did she do?

What did she do?

Yeah. To me?

Yeah. She let me become an office fat fuck so I could raise you kids.

Your mom is not very sexually adventurous.

You know I am not mom's biggest fan, so don't hold back. I shouldn't shit on

your mom, but I wish I had.

Don't repeat that to anybody.

I won't.

She was kind of a bitch, huh?

She's always been a bitch. That's why I liked her better back then.

Yeah? Yep.

She the hot kind of bitch back then?

She was.

But your dad didn't learn early enough that if they're too hot, they're no

Interesting.

So you're trying to find a woman who's smart and not too hot.

Right.

I mean, I'm just trying to find a woman at this point. I can think of a few

substitute teachers that meet that description.

God, government workers. I don't know about that.

Wrinkles everywhere.

Smart, though. No, not too ugly. Jesus Christ. Give your dad some credit.

Is that what the level I'm at these days?

Of course not. I think you could get someone really hot, but you're saying

can't be too hot. Well, hook me up with one of your stupid friends.

You want a smart girl.

So, you're in kind of a pickle. It's just an angle I'm working, but... You're

kind of a pickle, Dad. I'll take one of your dumb friends. That's fine.

So you want to hook up with my friends, huh? You want to go younger?

I just want a vagina.

I just want a vagina to put my penis in, honey.

I must be drunk still. I can't believe I'm talking to you like this.

You're being straight up. I appreciate that.

You wouldn't know anything about any of that anyway, right? Nose.

Don't look at me like that.

You're a virgin. You'll be a virgin forever.

Right.

And I'll never have a sip of alcohol.

I've never picked my nose.

Angel. You drinking?

I don't think I should answer that question.

What are you doing drinking? I told you to wake up to people.

I didn't say I was drinking.

You're going to destroy that beautiful body of yours if you drink like that.

Drink like what?

You don't know. Drink however.

You drink like your friends, your drunk, drug addict friends.

Oh, yeah?

They're all just shooting up heroin 24 -7. The boys aren't going to want... You

start having sex with the boys, the respect ends.

Yeah?

She hadn't really.

I'll remember that.

So where are you hurting?

Everywhere.

My legs hurt.

Everything hurts.

It's fine. I'll get it.

It sounds

like an elk in mating.

Shoved your knee in your dad's asshole. Be careful.

Sorry.

What are you doing?

Okay, that's actually... Nice, right? That's all right.

What happened to me?

That'll take it easier.

It's like before you know it, you just get old.

It's all this stuff you want to do.

All these things you think about.

And it just catches up with here.

I just could fall asleep like that.

It's so tight.

It's all going to become rock hard muscle.

Rock hard muscle.

Let me see.

Maddie, what are you... Oh, shit.

Started having a dream.

Sorry. It's okay.

I gotta get you.

Must be pretty lonely, huh?

I gotta get you. It's thirsty.

How do I get up? It's over, Dad. How do I get up? What?

What do you put?

It'll make you feel better. What?

I feel fine, honey.

Good.

You've got to stop touching me like that.

Dad, I don't want to break any illusions for you, but I've seen you tentpole so

many times.

Remember all the camping trips we've taken together?

Well, I'm just not in my right state, and I can't control myself right now,

this is not...

Come on, I'm always appropriate.

Model father.

That's me.

Kick a little lower, huh?

I couldn't kick lower. I'm already kicking at ants.

Oh, yeah.

That is the spot. That is the spot.

I've got to

get that boner to go down. It's weird.

I just haven't. Think about mom.

Yeah, I'll probably do it.

Dad's getting old and ugly.

No, you're not.

Yeah, I am.

I've always thought you were the most handsome man in the world.

Well, that's sweet of you to say.

I wish somebody as beautiful as you was into me.

That would be a goal.

You turned out so lovely.

That's your mom's jeans.

Am I too hot, though?

Am I on the crazy side?

Well, I'll never know, because I'll never be fucking you.

That's when the crazy comes out for real.

I can't believe you got that

tattoo.

When did you get old enough for a tattoo?

When did you get old enough for a tattoo?

It just happens.

This is the

most action your old dad's gotten in

two years.

There's no making that thing go down.

So it's just going to have to be weird. Sorry.

It's not that weird.

So what it's worth.

Got a big dick.

I know I got a big dick.

Biggest one I've ever seen.

You haven't seen any dicks. Shut up.

Are you sure?

I'm gonna go with yes.

Do you know you have a giant hole in your pants?

I do now.

Full on scrote.

Stop looking at my balls.

Unavoidable. There they are.

Is it starting to feel better?

Yeah.

She's going to rest again, I think.

Yeah, just rest.

Oh, man.

I could take you right here in the field

church.

Honey, what the fuck?

What?

Why is my dick out?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Kind of popped out.

I'm sorry, honey.

Oh, fuck.

Let's get that water and calm down a second here.

Who's Lindsay?

Huh?

Who's Lindsay?

Who's Lindsay?

You were just talking to her in your sleep.

I don't know.

I used to go with a girl named Lindsay.

She was sweet.

Doesn't sound like she was that sweet.

What do you mean?

You're saying something about doing it in the field before church?

Are you saying that just now?

Yeah. Oh, shit.

God, that's weird.

Alright, it's time for you to stop touching Daddy, I think.

Tell me about it. Daddy's brain's not here.

Tell me about it.

About what?

Doing it in the field before church. That sounds like a good story.

We did it in the field before church.

You've always been a math -based storyteller.

Well... When you've got the beginning, the middle, and the end, you've got to

stop. What are you doing?

Getting that all confused.

Me too.

What?

It's strange, but it's nice.

I like having you close.

I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open.

Keeping my dick in line here.

Just go back to sleep.

Keep working out your sore muscles.

And you'll wake up feeling a lot better.

Okay?

You sure?

I promise it's okay.

I wouldn't want anything to come between us.

Me neither.

I'd tell you if it wasn't okay.

Alright, I'm going to go back to sleep.

Okay.

Just let me do my thing.

Let me do your thing.

If Dad does anything too weird in his sleep, you'll just leave him here,

Everything will be okay?

Yeah.

You know what you're doing?

I know what I'm doing.

Everything gonna be okay?

Yeah.

I only do what I want to do.

Alright, sweetheart.

Alright.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Make daddy feel good.

Just be careful, but seriously though.

Like this?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

So dirty.

I've been awake for so long.

You'd be mad.

I'm just gonna assume I'm still dreaming here.

Yeah, daddy.

I just don't fuck daddy's cock till

it comes.