Original subtitles

Previously on Screwballs.

It's going to be Team Teto versus Team Egen.

You're going to play team games.

-We need one more person. -We're one man short.

Hello.

THE ORIGINAL TETO LADY, CHO HYE-LYUN

Congrats

on coming back.

HER TETO CONGRATULATIONS ARE MIND-BLOWING

TEAM TETO WITH COMEDIANS

Follow me, guys.

-Are we playing games? -Yes.

MEANWHILE, TEAM EGEN ISN'T ALL SURE

Woo-jae, we can do it.

A humiliating penalty awaits the losing team.

VERY WORRIED

THE FIRST GAME IS A PILLOW FIGHT

-Stay still. -No. You can do it.

Jin-kyung will fall on her own.

POW

WHERE DID HIS DETERMINATION GO?

SWINGS IN THE AIR

SECOND WIN AFTER THE BEATING

Sae-ho!

Why am I…

THIRD WIN AFTER THE BEATING

Sae-ho won three times.

I'm so jealous! I want to win too.

GAME OVER WITHOUT GETTING TO HIT AT ALL

-The first game's winner is Team Teto. -Teto.

WILL HE GET TO SAVE FACE?

The pillow fight was to show off your Teto level,

and now, it's time to show off your Egen level.

Yes, to be fair.

We've prepared a game that requires delicacy and focus.

It's called Spot the Difference.

You'll be given a theme for a short role play.

Act based on the given theme

and stop at a certain point.

The other team will take time to observe.

-Oh, make changes. -Then, you'll change positions

or props.

After that, the other team will need

to correctly guess five differences.

-Gosh. -It might be hard.

-Yes, hard. -Can we change facial expressions?

-The viewers will have to notice. -So, it has to be evident.

-That's right. -Okay.

-We can do it. -Obvious differences.

Here's the first situation.

You're two teams of three

with mixed genders, right?

Thus, I believe this can be done.

It's a situation where one spots the other's cheating.

-Please discuss with your teammates… -Separately.

-…away from the other team. -Okay.

Who wants to be the cheater?

-You should do it. -Me?

-I'll be your lover. -Okay.

LOVER, CHEATER

TEAM EGEN ONLY DECIDES ON ROLES

-How about we do this? -What?

"Hey, do you have a girlfriend?"

-"Of course I don't." -"Same here."

"I've mustered up my courage to tell you how I feel."

"Is it our first day together?"

And we'll…

This is funny.

CHUCKLES

They're way too enthusiastic.

-After all… -Maybe they're just chit-chatting.

…they're comedians. They automatically start a meeting.

It's like they're talking to catch up with each other.

Do we improvise?

-Us? -Let's just improvise.

Okay, hiding and…

He's watching us.

-What are you looking at? -What are you looking at?

Maybe it's because you're comedians,

but I see you have a meeting for something like this.

-Of course. -It's a must.

Automatically, at that.

-Like a comedian's room. -We need a plot.

Can we check the props?

-Sure. -Right.

THEIR EXPERIENCE IN THE COMEDY FIELD

IS 85 YEARS ALL TOGETHER

-It'd be too obvious. -Too obvious.

THEY EVEN CHECK THE PROPS

-That will do. -Okay. Let's go.

All good.

We're good now.

-Are you ready? -Yes.

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE BEGINS NOW

For your information, it's up to you

to decide on a still scene.

Oh, do we say stop in the middle of acting?

-That's right. -Oh.

Do we go first? Or do they…

-Let's start with Team Teto. -Okay.

Memorize.

Let's memorize a person each.

MY MAN'S WOMAN PREVIOUSLY

SAE-HO AND HYE-LYUN MET AT A DANCE CLUB

AND STARTED A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP

Hello.

Hello.

BUT LATELY, SAE-HO BEGAN

TO HAVE FEELINGS HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE

MISTRESS, KIM SOOK

CHEATER, CHO SAE-HO

SAE-HO'S GIRLFRIEND, CHO HYE-LYUN

Everyone, the play begins now.

HOW WILL THIS CRAZY LOVE STORY END?

Come on. It's okay.

-What is it? -No one's here.

-Come on in. -No.

-Sook. -I shouldn't be at your place.

Stand there.

What are you doing?

-Really… -Geez. What are you doing?

It's already been 50 days

since we started dating.

-Sae-ho, this is too soon. -What is he, a gambler?

We started dating just recently.

With Sook every day

CHUCKLES

I like you so much.

-Sook. -What?

THIS IS EXCITING

-Sook. -What?

It's just

us in this house.

How about a kiss?

What do you say? We're alone here.

What is this, a proposal?

Sook.

-I like you. -Me too.

What are you doing?

Oh, my.

What are you doing?

SAE-HO'S LOVER SUDDENLY SHOWS UP

SWINGS

-What is this? -Who is she?

-What is it? -M-Mom!

-I'm your mom? -Mom.

Say hello, Sook. This is my mom.

-Mom. -Oh, hello.

-Your mom? -Mom…

-Who is it? -Ow.

OW

Mom, you said…

-Who is she? -…you'd go meet your friend.

Mom, say hello. She's…

SECOND PUNISHMENT

-Who is she? -Ma'am.

-Say hello, Sook. -Who is she?

He's a piece of trash.

I wouldn't say much if you cheated with someone prettier.

But she's worse than me!

Watch what you say.

-What? -She doesn't deserve to hear that from--

SLAP IN THE FACE

Are you out of your mind?

Are you that bad-sighted?

-Well… -Each day with you was--

Ma'am!

-When will they stop? -What the heck?

Why do you not say stop?

-Say stop. -You should.

Stop the scene.

-You should. -That's your job.

Oh, we have to do it.

-We thought they should. -But I'd like

to keep watching this.

-Kiss. -What about her do you like?

I can't wait to watch how this goes.

-Just what about her? -Stop!

Can't you keep acting?

This is all.

Then, stay still.

-You need to stay still. -Right.

-Stop. -Okay.

-Stop. -You came up with the skit,

but you don't know the rules at all.

All right, you have a minute.

GIVEN A MINUTE TO OBSERVE

HERE'S THE ORIGINAL SCENE

LET'S SEE

THE CHEATER FACING HIS MOM

THE THREE OF THEM TANGLED UP LIKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP

You see, I have

that function in my brain.

CLICK

I can see a scene in my mind.

-I've memorized it already. -Oh, really?

IF THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY

Okay, I'm good too.

-Time's up. -Time's up.

-No. -Do we cover our eyes?

Put the blindfolds on.

Music, please.

THEY BEGIN CHANGING THE SCENE

SINGS

Isn't this the most unfortunate song in our country?

What do you mean?

-Are you listening to me? -Yes.

HE CAN'T HEAR

This is the most unfortunate song in our country.

Why? It's played at the end of each Screwballs episode.

-You're right. -You have to wait.

WHILE TEAM EGEN LISTENS TO MUSIC

Wait. One, two, three…

TEAM TETO IS CHECKING FOR THE LAST TIME

-Okay. -We're done.

THEY'RE DONE MAKING DIFFERENCES

All right, it's over.

Please take off the blindfolds.

-Okay. -Ready.

Set, go.

Their poses have changed.

Sae-ho's arms were on her shoulders.

-That's not it. -That didn't change.

PUTTING HIS HANDS BACK UP

-That's not it. -What the…

HERE'S TEAM TETO'S PICTURE

TRY TO FIND THE DIFFERENCES AS WELL

-That's not it. -I see

Sae-ho's hairstyle has changed.

He's wearing a different wig.

His wig got changed.

THAT'S CORRECT

And this. It was orange.

-It was like this. -Nice.

-It was orange. -Jin-kyung.

SHE GOT THE DIFFICULT ONE RIGHT

And the rose was facing the other way.

It's facing this way now.

No, this one isn't it.

It's the same.

No, it was invisible.

THE ROSE HASN'T CHANGED

I don't see any changes.

Sae-ho's wig.

-One, two. -Right? The wig.

THEY'VE FOUND 2 DIFFERENCES SO FAR

-Who was in charge of Hye-lyun? -The clothes are the same.

-Hye-lyun. -Me.

THEY TAKE A LOOK AT HYE-LYUN THIS TIME

This thing is stuck in here.

-It wasn't. -Okay.

-It wasn't. -That makes it two.

I'll take this out…

DURING THE MEETING

…and stick it in here.

-Nice. -Good.

They wouldn't notice.

IT WAS THEIR WINNING MOVE

This thing is stuck in here. It wasn't.

-Okay. -It wasn't.

-That makes it two. -Three.

-Oh, three. -Four?

-Is that four? -Yes.

Hye-lyun got a beard.

PFFT

-No? -Time's over.

-We got three right. -Three.

You got three right. Make a guess.

-All right. -Oh, there were two of these.

There were two gloves.

-You missed that. -You missed it.

THEY TOOK ONE GLOVE

AND HID IT UNDER THE BLANKET

THEY MISSED THE GLOVE

I only checked the members.

I only checked the members too.

Okay, accepted.

OKAY, ACCEPTED

You're fast to accept.

What's the last one?

The last one is…

WHAT'S THE LAST DIFFERENCE?

The plants were like this…

-Dang. -…but we changed the order.

-So, that's how you're gonna be. Okay. -Okay.

-We made obvious differences. -It was obvious.

-Let's make it impossible to guess. -I was clueless.

I'll make sure the three of them can't figure it out

even if they try out for four years.

Come on. Don't play too hard.

Anyway, you guys got three right.

-Okay. -Okay.

COME ON

Let's do this about the background.

THEY BEGIN DISCUSSING RIGHT AWAY

All right. The background for our scene

will be from here to there.

-Gosh. -Are you going to change the books?

Don't change the books.

-That's… -That'd be too hard.

Who's the one that changed the plants?

Plants are acceptable, jackass!

Joo Woo-jae, where are your honorifics? I was born in 1970.

Right, she was born in 1970.

I joined college in '89.

Stop lying. I know you're in your 30s.

Okay, then. We won't touch any books.

-Not the books. -Okay.

-Don't touch any books. -Not the books.

THEY AGREE NOT TO MESS WITH THE BOOKS

REDISCUSSING THEIR PLAN

-What do we do with the last? -Well…

Or how about we just…

DO JUST WHAT?

GRINS

Instead…

THEY KIND OF LIKE IT

Okay.

WHAT COULD THE STRATEGY BE?

MY GIRLFRIEND'S MANSTRESS FALLS FOR ME

A WOMAN AND A MAN HAPPENED TO MEET ON A HOT DATING TV SHOW

But what can I do? She attracts me.

This guy is head over heels for me.

Geez, I'm supposed to hide these feelings.

I love you.

THEY BECAME LOVERS IN NO TIME

HOWEVER

He's my mom's least favorite.

My mom doesn't like you either!

THEIR RELATIONSHIP WASN'T SMOOTH SAILING

-What is it? -Why?

IS THE ONE MORE IN LOVE AT A DISADVANTAGE?

THE ANXIOUS WOO-JAE FOLLOWS HER

IN DISGUISE AS A WOMAN

MY GIRLFRIEND'S MANSTRESS FALLS FOR ME

This is exciting.

THE TWO OF THEM IN A SWEET MOMENT

SOME SORT OF SURPRISED SOUND EFFECT

MANSTRESS, JANG WOO-YOUNG

Is it another cheating story?

STARES WITH TENDER EYES

Shush.

DON'T SAY A THING, CUTIE-PIE

Like a character straight out of a comic.

Is this a silent show?

-They aren't talking. -Why not?

YES, IT'S SILENT THEATER

HE EXPRESSES HIS FEELINGS THROUGH ACTIONS, NOT WORDS

DARLING, YOU'RE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN A FLOWER

TOUCHED

BABE, HOW SWEET OF YOU

AND THEY'RE BEING SECRETLY WATCHED BY A WOMAN

I MEAN… A MAN

HE MAKES SURE HE'S COVERED AND HIDDEN

He's that close, and they're still clueless?

THIS IS ALLOWED FOR DRAMATIC PURPOSE

THEY STILL HAVEN'T SEEN HIM

SHE OPENS HER MOUTH

Oh, it's not for himself.

A SIP FOR YOU, AND A SIP FOR ME

I guess they're in a coffee shop

and he's at the next table.

OVERFLOWING LOVE

Aren't they each

supposed to order a drink?

ORDERING 1 DRINK AND GETTING LOVEY-DOVEY

IS THE WORST

MEANWHILE, THIS MAN IS FEELING BETRAYED

HE COLLECTS EVIDENCE

HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME?

THE TWO OF THEM ARE STARTLED AFTER SPOTTING SOMETHING

HAVE THEY NOTICED HIM?

HE SPOTS WOO-JAE

AND APPROACHES HIM AS IF HE'S MADE UP HIS MIND

FLUSTERED

When will they stop?

WHO IS THAT WOMAN?

-Are they falling in love? -Are the two guys dating?

Stop.

-Stop? -Stop?

What the… I don't understand this story itself.

What is this?

So, he dumps Jin-kyung over Woo-jae?

-All right. -It's mysterious.

Let me explain the situation first.

What is it?

I'm a man.

I dressed up as a woman to catch my girlfriend cheating.

Woo-young mistakes me for a woman and falls in love with me.

WHAT THE, SHE'S SO PRETTY

Right away.

But you didn't get anything,

so just watch.

-That's all? -I'll memorize Woo-young.

-Please observe them for a minute. -I'll memorize him.

HERE'S THE ORIGINAL SCENE

THE MAN DISGUISED AS A WOMAN HAS QUITE A LOT OF PROPS

I must say they all look eccentric.

NEXT TO HIM IS THE MANSTRESS WHO FALLS IN LOVE EASILY

They're not ordinary.

THEIR LOOKS ARE UNFORGETTABLE

GROWLS

Jin-kyung is wearing quite a lot.

She has a lot.

She's got a lot on her.

SHE'S JUST AS OVERLY DRESSED

A ROSE GIFT TIGHTLY IN HER HANDS

I memorize a scene like taking a picture.

And this picture memory…

Hey, I said that earlier.

Oh, you did?

THEY'RE IMPRESSIVELY ALIKE

Good. I'm done.

Okay, all done.

Me too.

Don't make slight changes.

OBSERVATION TIME IS OVER

-We'll put them on. -Okay.

Ready.

Set, go.

THEY START CHANGING STUFF FOR THREE MINUTES

Or how about this?

Just like that.

CRACKS UP

Right.

-Let's give them an easy one. -Right.

They can never figure this out. There's no way.

You're so clever.

Let's make it impossible to guess.

THESE EGEN PEOPLE ARE FULL OF SPITE

We're ready.

All right, time's up.

What's with them?

TA-DA

-This is too easy. -What the?

-Start making guesses. -His pose changed.

-Hey, I… -Gosh.

TEAM EGEN'S PICTURES

TRY TO FIND THE DIFFERENCES AS WELL

-This is way too obvious. -Her legs.

She's crossing her legs the other way.

Her legs

and her gloves.

I saw them earlier.

-Right, the gloves. -The gloves were changed.

THE COLORS OF HER GLOVES GOT SWITCHED

They can never figure this out. There's no way.

HE SAID THEY'D BE CLUELESS

And the gloves.

I saw them earlier.

HER EYES WAVER

Yes, the gloves. The earrings didn't change.

She didn't wear any on this side earlier.

SHE WASN'T WEARING ANY ON THIS SIDE

BUT NOW, SHE'S WEARING ONE

-She wasn't. -Is that right?

-That makes it three. -This…

-Earring… Wait. -There was one earlier.

And her gloves changed.

This one was here.

-Right. -This one was here, and her legs…

-Her legs switched. -What's wrong with this leg?

Her legs were like this earlier.

-Like this. -And he…

With him, they're practically giving us

-the answer. -What's their intention with him?

-There might be one with Woo-jae. -Unexpectedly…

Wait. He's grinning.

-Right, he's grinning now. -His lips are different.

No, it's the same.

-He's grinning. -It's the same.

Maybe it's not the one.

-Like this… -I assumed they'd change

the time of the clock here.

But they didn't.

CLOCK REMAINS THE SAME

THEY JUST NEED TO FIND ONE

Was the water bottle here?

-Yes. -It was here.

SO IS THE WATER BOTTLE

-What… -Time's over.

First, Woo-young's pose changed.

-Obviously. -Jin-kyung's gloves.

Her earrings.

And her legs.

She was crossing her right leg like him.

But she switched her legs.

Right, she did.

Because we crossed our legs in the same direction…

You're so clever.

HIS TRICKS DIDN'T WORK

How many did we get right?

-Five. -You got four right.

-Four. We're missing one. -His lips didn't change?

-No. -The last one is

something very detailed.

-It's a big change. -Is it?

-The last one? -Yes.

-Is it? -Sae-ho could've

noticed it real quick.

Woo-jae, please redo what was changed.

-Gosh. -Are you kidding me?

Oh, that?

HIS LEG HEMS GOT UNFOLDED

-We wouldn't have noticed this. -I didn't know.

-This is fun. Can we do it again? -It's fun.

You want to?

-Let's do one more. -All right.

We'll go with a story about a beach pick-up.

-A pick-up at a beach. -Yes.

The background story is a beach pick-up.

You can make decisions this time.

Go with something drastic.

THEY'RE EAGER TO WIN AFTER THE PREVIOUS DEFEAT

With this, we…

Oh, that's nice.

WHISPERS

They might be clueless about this one.

DISCUSSIONS ARE OVER

We'll go now.

-Okay. -Are you ready?

SUPER SHORT PLAY SOMETHING HAPPENED AT THE BEACH

UNDER THE WARM SUNLIGHT,

A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ENJOYS HER RELAXING TIME

What a nice beach.

How nice.

I hear there are many pretty women here today.

SOUND EFFECTS FOR FALLING IN LOVE

HE SPOTS A HOTTIE ENJOYING TANNING

HE NERVOUSLY TALKS TO HER

Excuse me. If you have time, would you like to enjoy surfing there with me?

SHE SLOWLY TAKES OFF HER HAT

I know…

SCREAMS

This is just wrong!

-What do you think you're doing? -Let's surf.

You freaked me out!

You shouldn't do this.

That's just rude!

-Let's surf. -You freaked me out.

-Let's enjoy surfing together. -This is enough.

-Geez. -What in the…

Unbelievable! She freaked me out.

-Wait. -What in the…

HOLD ON

HE FINDS HOPE AGAIN

What is it?

Gosh, she really freaked me out.

If you don't mind, will you enjoy surfing with…

SCREAMS

THAT'S SATISFYING

THE END OF THE MAN WHO WAS CONSTANTLY RUDE

WHAT A SATISFYING STORYLINE

-Stop. -Stop?

-Stop. -All right.

-Please begin observing. -Goodness.

No changes in the background, right?

-Not the background. -Right.

NO CHANGES IN THE BACKGROUND

HERE'S THE ORIGINAL SCENE

Look at how dirty Sook plays.

WHAT DID SHE DO?

Look at what she did.

What a dirty trick.

SMALL PROPS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH A BEACH

A HOT GIRL SEATED AT EASE ON A MAT

ANOTHER HOT GIRL CARRYING A TUBE AND A WATER BOTTLE

Okay, I memorized everything.

We won't change anything in the background.

-Not the background. -Okay.

-We'll make changes only in the props. -Okay.

Time's up.

OBSERVATION TIME IS UP

-All right. -All right, begin.

THEY BEGIN MAKING CHANGES

AS SOON AS THEY BEGIN,

SOOK FLIPS THE MAT

THIS GUY TAKES OFF HIS SOCKS

Look at how dirty Sook plays.

TO MEET HER EXPECTATIONS,

SOOK CHANGES THE BRUSH TO A BIGGER ONE

AND THE SECRET MOVE UP THEIR SLEEVE

They might be clueless about this.

DEFLATING THE TUBE

TEAM TETO'S DIFFERENCES ARE COMPLETE

THE LAST ONE WILL BE REVEALED LATER

All right, time's up.

-You have a minute. -Okay.

Ready, go.

It was changed.

I found one.

ALREADY?

Her arm wasn't touching this before.

No, that's not it.

-It's because my pose changed. -Oh, your pose.

I thought I found something big.

IT WAS JUST A WRONG GUESS

Not the legs. Nothing changed there.

It's better to tell them if it's a wrong guess.

Huh? Then, nothing changed.

The water is the same.

-She filled the bottle. -No, it's the same.

I say so when it's a wrong guess.

SHE'S LIKE AN OPEN BOOK

You might end up telling them everything

at this rate.

Nothing about you changed, right?

Well, I can't tell you.

THAT, I CAN'T TELL YOU

It's deflated.

It's deflated.

It's deflated.

-Okay. -One.

HER EXPRESSION GIVES IT ALL AWAY

WHILE WOO-JAE IS FOCUSED ON HYE-LYUN

The mat and the brush got changed.

-What? Yes, the brush. -They changed the brush.

They changed the mat too.

-Oh. -Its pattern is different.

STARES

Was he wearing socks?

I didn't check him at all.

SAE-HO'S BARE FEET CAPTURE HIS ATTENTION

-He wasn't barefoot. -The mat, the brush.

Find something about Sae-ho.

-Time's over. -The socks.

The socks.

-I don't think he was barefoot. -He took them off.

-Barefoot. -The tube, the socks.

Also, the brush.

The size is different.

The mat's pattern is different.

THEY GOT FOUR RIGHT

THEY JUST NEED TO FIND ONE MORE

-All right. -And the hat.

THE HAT?

The hat…

It's the same. It didn't change.

-Done? -All right.

-It's over. -All right, it's over.

-Thank goodness. -What did you find?

IT'S FINISHED WITH ONE STILL MISSING

-This tube is deflated. -How did you find out?

-Correct. -Yes.

-And? -The socks.

I wasn't wearing any from the start.

-Yes, you were. -I was?

Yes.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

-What the? -What a con artist.

-What are you doing? -That stunned me too.

-I took them off. -And you say that now?

You're not supposed to lie.

Lying isn't allowed in this game.

-The other one is… -You couldn't find it.

It was Hye-lyun's idea, and you couldn't find it.

-Take a guess. -Wait.

Could it be this?

-You're right. -Right.

-No. -No.

Did you shorten it?

It was like this earlier

-and I loosened it. -Right.

THE HAT TIE IS LOOSE NOW

-This one's hard. -How did you notice the tube?

Originally, you were holding it easily

-with one hand. -Because with less air…

-But she was struggling. -…I can't hold it with one hand.

It sags.

I assumed this was

-because they deflated it. -I thought you wouldn't notice it.

FOUND THE ANSWER WITH HIS EGEN POWERS

Thanks.

-I didn't think… -Throw it out, please.

You got four right.

You're good.

IT'S TEAM EGEN'S TURN

Things to change.

WOO-JAE GATHERS HIS TEAMMATES

I got an idea earlier there.

Jin-kyung, the props…

SMIRKS

-You know what I mean? -Okay.

Let's go!

Right.

We're going to make it very Egen. Look forward to it.

All right, I'm done with my outfit.

-What on earth? -Come on.

-Don't do this. -What?

-What? This is my outfit. -Fine.

-Knock it off. -This is wrong.

This is way too Egen.

-Right, I'm Egen. -Egen.

We're Egen, so what?

-We're Team Egen. -Take a few out.

-Goodness. -How dirty.

Let's hurry.

And he says he's Teto.

A man with a puke attitude.

HIS ATTITUDE SURE IS THE ISSUE

-All right. -We won't play shamelessly.

-Okay, got it. -We won't change any of this part.

Even if we do,

-we'll change something noticeable. -Right.

SUPER SHORT PLAY SOMETHING HAPPENED AT THE BEACH 2

Come and take a look.

SHE'S BUSY GETTING BY EACH DAY

Come and take a look.

THEY SAY LOVE IS A LUXURY, BUT SHE DREAMS OF SWEET ROMANCE

-Gosh. -Come and take a look.

I like this one.

MAKE ME YOUR HONORARY FIREFIGHTER HERO 1, JANG WOO-YOUNG

WHY DO YOU CRY ALL THE TIME?

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO PROTECT YOU HERO 2, JOO WOO-JAE

Come and take a look.

THEY APPROACH HER AS THEY CHECK ON EACH OTHER

Are they thieves or what?

IT FEELS SOMEWHAT LIKE A BACK ALLEY

Come and take a look.

-I like it. -How much is it?

-How much? -Excuse me. Do you have a boyfriend?

-How much? -Excuse me.

-Is it 3,000 won? -Excuse me.

-Do you have a boyfriend? -Is it 3,000 won?

Do you live alone?

-It's too expensive. -Are you a fisherman?

DESPITE THEIR PERSISTENT FLIRTING

She wouldn't answer.

-Excuse me. -Hey.

-Hey. -Hey.

-Hey! -Hey.

-Hey! -Hey!

-Hey. -Hey.

SINGING

Stop.

-Stop? -So, this is it.

It's my favorite kind of comedy.

THE COMEDIANS ARE VERY SATISFIED

You have one minute.

THEY BEGIN OBSERVING

TAKING A SLOW LOOK AT THE PROPS FIRST

-How do I… -My knee hurts. This is bad.

What do I do? I'm screwed.

I know. I'm screwed too.

Geez, what do I do?

-My knee… -One of us better change.

Gosh, my knee hurts badly. This is bad.

-You must have a bad back. -Hold on.

Their poses might change.

They said they wouldn't change any of these.

-Well… -They said it'd be the members.

One, two.

THANKS TO THE EGEN VIBE, THEY HAVE A LOT TO MEMORIZE

HERE'S THE ORIGINAL SCENE

Three, four. Okay.

-I memorized Jin-kyung's. -She's wearing a lot.

-The necklaces and… -I memorized hers.

One, two.

Okay. I'm sharp-sighted.

I got them all. It's good.

This is in. There. Here.

HERO 1 HAS AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE SENSE OF FASHION

It's in here.

In here. The toes are…

I wondered where my socks were. They're here.

TA-DA

This… What is this?

Okay. Good.

I'm good now.

Done.

-All done. -All done.

You have three minutes. Ready, go.

THREE MINUTES TO MAKE CHANGES

We'll win this time for sure.

We've decided to be very Egen about this game.

TEAM EGEN WAS UNUSUALLY CONFIDENT

How about this?

This can be a dirty trick, no?

I guess it's acceptable.

HOW WOULD A DIRTY TRICK BE DIFFERENT FROM AN ACCEPTABLE ONE?

-Time's up? -You have one minute.

Ready, go.

THEY BEGIN GUESSING

HERE'S TEAM EGEN'S PICTURES

DO YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCES?

Her necktie is different.

-It's the same tie. -Is it?

-Don't tell her anything. -This changed.

The sticks in her hands got changed.

-The magic wands. -The necklace.

Is it the same?

THE MAGIC WANDS AND THE NECKLACE?

-Woo-young… -The gloves are the same.

I don't see any changes in him.

TIME IS TICKING, AND HE SEEMS THE SAME TOO

-Hold on. -What can be different?

TEAM TETO BECOMES ANXIOUS

Where did the ring go? He was wearing one here.

A ring is missing.

What are you saying? All the rings are here.

Wear some here too. Why wouldn't you?

He's just picking a fight.

I think her necktie is different.

She says it's the same.

What she says no is a no.

Then… You guys couldn't find any?

TIME'S OVER

Nice.

-I think the necklace… -I got this right.

-Do we make guesses now? -Yes, your final guesses.

These things got switched.

-The wands. -The wands

-are in different directions. -Right.

Their locations changed, you say?

No, the wands

-got switched. -The wands got switched.

-You mean, their locations? -Yes.

-And? -Next.

-Next. He tucked his shirt in. -Woo-young tucked his shirt in.

-Yes. -He tucked it in.

You are making things up.

-And? -It's in.

And this thing wasn't red.

-It was red. -It was red.

-And? -Oh, he changed…

And this changed.

-He's wearing it backward. -Backward.

HE'S WEARING THE HEADGEAR BACKWARD

-That's it. -There.

-Okay. -That's all.

Of all your guesses…

IF TEAM TETO GETS MORE THAN FOUR RIGHT, THEY WILL WIN THE GAME

LET'S SEE

The wands.

THEY GOT THE WANDS RIGHT

Woo-young's headgear.

THEY GOT THE HEADGEAR RIGHT

The end.

-What… -That's all.

-Really? -His shirt is tucked in.

WE ONLY GOT TWO RIGHT?

First off, Jin-kyung's headband

was originally like this.

We had it backward.

-Okay. -Gosh. That one is hard.

And this box was originally closed.

-Oh, right. -The box…

Oh, we saw this… Goodness.

-You may think this is a dirty trick… -Dang.

but her necklace…

Yes, it's different.

-Right. -She turned it.

There was a heart pendant.

THE PENDANT WAS IN THE FRONT

SHE TURNED THE NECKLACE

AND HID THE PENDANT

Right, her necklace was different.

-So, you got two out of five right. -Two.

With all the correct guesses combined…

-We win, right? -Us?

Team Egen is the winner.

TEAM EGEN WINS SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

-Excuse me. -Excuse me.

-Excuse me. -Hey.

-Hey. -Because of the distractions…

SINGING

AN ENCORE TO CELEBRATE THEIR VICTORY

They distracted us with the props.

-It was confusing. -Right.

-That was… -Hye-lyun, you…

It'd be way too cheap if we left one out of all these.

Let's bring damn many props.

HE MAY NOT PLAY DIRTY, BUT HE'S EGEN FOR SURE

TEAM TETO WON THE TETO GAME TEAM EGEN WON THE EGEN GAME

All right, it's time for the last game.

The score now is one to one.

-Gosh. -We have a chance.

While you have a tie score, the last game…

You put a lot in.

-What is it? -Water?

-It's not little. -Is there something inside?

HEAVY

Is it water?

WATER BALLOONS = SOMEONE WILL GET WET

Are you okay? You have a live radio show after this.

-I'm good. -I knew it.

I can deal with wet underwear.

EGEN PEOPLE CAN NEVER BE THIS CAREFREE

You're so cool about it.

-She is. -It's a radio show with cameras.

-Let them see me. -Cameras will be on.

You've played a game about Teto and Egen each.

This time, you'll play a game that's very fair and neutral.

It requires Teto people's bold initiative

and Egen people's careful timing ability.

You'll need a balance of these abilities

to play this Te-Gen game.

-Te-Gen? What's that? -"Te-Gen."

The game is called Water Balloon Timing.

-Water Balloon Timing? -Water Balloon Timing?

Let me explain the rules.

-You'll see some chairs behind you. -Yes.

You'll be seated there with a blindfold and a sandpaper hair band on.

As soon as the game starts, a water balloon will swing

front and back from the ceiling.

As you're seated, you'll stand up when you think

the water balloon won't be above you.

And at some point, someone will cause the water balloon to pop.

We'll count how many times you stood up to that point.

THEY MUST STAND UP MORE TO WIN THE GAME

Oh, that means

this isn't a penalty, but a game.

-Yes. -That's right.

HMM…

There's an innate penalty.

-The losing team will all get wet. -Yes.

-We have to win. -Right.

-And we'll win. -We just have to win.

-Can we simulate… Let's sit down first. -All right.

It's pretty short.

-Sae-ho, imagine this is attached. -It'll swing.

It will be stretched down like this.

-Then… -Back and forth.

-Then… -As it swings, we should…

-Do we stand up? -We stand up during the game.

-You stand up. -Look.

It's better to sit in the middle or at the back

because you can see.

-You'll be wearing a blindfold. -A blindfold.

PLEASE DON'T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW

-But the thing is… -Jin-kyung, come here.

-Honestly speaking… -Come.

Don't you think it's way too disadvantageous for us?

Come to think of it, this team's average height is crazy.

A HEART-THROBBING HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

-Sit with your legs open. -This much?

Right.

That's far-fetched.

I'm still taller than you.

Sae-ho, don't come close.

Open them more.

-Talk from there. -Let me see.

-No. -This much is…

Talk from there.

-Punk, this much is… -Talk from there.

-I said talk from there! -I'm still taller?

Still?

-How tall are you? -I'm 188 cm tall.

Do you have any idea how insulted I feel because of the pants you gave me?

These are too short for me.

-Try them on. -Let me.

What is this?

BUT SADLY ENOUGH,

THEY WERE TOO LONG FOR SAE-HO

They're short for you, but for him…

You know I lowered them a little to make it funnier.

Goodness.

WHOEVER HAS LONGER LEGS THAN MINE, PLEASE LEAVE

AND THEY ALL LEFT

Which order do you prefer?

The tallest ones should sit in the front and back.

-I'm probably the tallest. -I am.

-He is. -How tall are you?

I'm 168 cm tall.

-No, you're not. -Yes, I am.

-He is. -For real?

-Yes. -You measured it?

-What about you? -I'm 160 cm tall.

SMIRKS

THEY'RE DONE WITH THE ORDER

Okay, I'm the shortest.

-Team Teto will go first. -Let's do this.

Hye-lyun is quite tensed up.

When you stand up, don't bend your back.

Ready.

A WATER BALLOON IS ABOVE THEIR HEADS

Set.

IF THEY GRAZE IT, IT WILL POP

GO!

Let's go.

-What the… Who is it? -What on earth?

WOO-JAE'S PERFECT SWING

SHE HEAD-BUTTED IT RIGHT AWAY

CRACKING UP

THAT WAS SUCH A TETO HEADER

What the heck?

What happened?

I stood up just once.

-Who is it? -I didn't stand up.

I pushed the balloon,

and I was waiting for it to come back.

But a head suddenly appeared in its way.

It hid the balloon.

You know what's so cute about her? She told Sook,

"Let's go," and then, she popped it.

DID I?

Let's go.

POPS

A MOCKING DUO

You have one point so far.

-Let's do better. -I know.

Sae-ho might do well.

I was checking the timing.

None of you did well.

Let's not stand up at first.

-Okay, at first. -Let it swing.

-A few times. -Let's wait and see.

-That will tire Woo-jae out. -Okay.

"Tire Woo-jae out."

Let's go.

THEY WILL TIRE ME OUT?

Ready.

WILL THEY DO BETTER THIS TIME?

-Let's go. -Good luck.

Listen carefully.

START!

It's moving.

PRICKING UP THEIR EARS

Is it moving?

-Has it come? -What the?

Why don't I feel anything?

-Is it not coming? -What is it?

WOO-JAE IS PLAYING A TRICK AGAINST THEIR PLAN

Should I try standing up?

Throw it.

I stood up.

-It's coming. -Stand up.

-What? -I think we can go now.

Hold on.

-Let me… -The sound.

SHE BARELY AVOIDS IT

Sook, don't bend your back.

You'll continue until it pops.

-Where is it? -Okay.

-Sook, don't bend your back. -We're doing well.

-Six. -Sae-ho is doing well.

THEY'RE DOING WELL BIT BY BIT

-Where is it? -Aren't you getting up?

A SECOND HEADER IN A ROW

Hold on. Where was it?

-Me again? -Hye-lyun.

-What on earth? -Can you see?

I popped it again?

-Why do I keep popping it? -I must say

it was 100% accurate.

Sook. I'm so sorry,

but why didn't you get up?

-Why didn't you? -I meant to.

But I didn't hear any sound.

You guys said you wouldn't move at first for five seconds,

so I held it for five seconds.

HE PLAYED SMART TOO

No wonder I didn't sense it moving.

No wonder why I didn't…

How many did they do this time?

-They did 13 times. -Okay, 13.

THEY MANAGED TO DO 13

TEAM TETO GOT THE HANG OF IT DURING ROUND TWO

So, it was right to test the waters at first.

But I'm the only one who pops it. Why don't we change seats?

-I will… Switch with me. -Switch.

THEY SWITCH SEATS

Hye-lyun, Woo-jae does what he wants anyway, so this time,

-let's follow our senses. -Okay.

-Okay. -Let's do this.

Ready.

TEAM TETO'S LAST ROUND

SO FAR, THEY MANAGED TO DO 13

HOW MANY MORE WILL THEY GET TO DO?

Ready.

Wow.

-Wow. -I think it's coming. I feel the wind.

CRACKING UP

-What the? -What happened?

HAT TRICK

You popped it again?

I think it's coming. I feel the wind.

SHE STOOD UP AT THE PERFECT TIMING

SHE'S THE HEADER MASTER

IT'D BE HARD EVEN WITHOUT ONE'S EYES COVERED

HER HEADERS ARE SO ACCURATE

ONE-TRICK HEADER STRIKER

-This makes no sense! -What is it?

How did she…

I only stood up once!

So why?

How did this happen?

I'm so envious.

NOT SURE IF SHE'S LUCKY OR NOT

What's your problem?

-Hye-lyun. -I've never popped it at all.

You're dominating all the time we have for the show.

I'm so jealous of her.

-No, I… -You had to let us pop it at least once.

You popped it all three times.

I'm so dry and clean.

-Let's change seats. -The game is over!

We did all three rounds.

-We did three rounds. -It's over.

-That's all we get? -It's over.

Can't we do five rounds?

You popped it all three times.

HYE-LYUN SCORED THREE GOALS IN THREE ROUNDS

It's Team Egen's turn.

Can we stand up twice at a time?

-You can. -Of course.

It doesn't matter. You can't see anyway.

We can stand up at the same time.

-Of course. -That's okay too.

-If you can meet the timing. -You guys

-might take 0.2 seconds to pop one. -Here we go.

-Ready. -Let's do this.

-Jin-kyung, we can do it. -Let's go.

-Set. -Let's go. Please.

IT BEGINS

TEAM EGEN DILIGENTLY MEETS THE TIMING

They're so good.

How are they doing it?

They're so good.

Oh, my goodness.

LAUGH OUT LOUD

A PROMISING HEADER PLAYER THREATENS HYE-LYUN

You guys did well, though.

You stood up many times.

They're so good at avoiding it.

From next time, please make the games

a little harder

because my senses told me where it was.

-Really? -My five senses could tell.

-I couldn't tell. -So, this is

-actually meaningless. -I was clueless.

Hey, don't make it too obvious.

Was it obvious?

-I don't know. They just know. -Okay.

I'll do it quietly this time.

Ready.

THE SECOND ROUND BEGINS

HE'S TRYING TO PLAY SMART

TEAM EGEN QUICKLY TAKES THIS CHANCE

-Nice. -They're so good.

Oh, my.

MOVING LIKE THEY'RE POSSESSED

WILL THIS BE TEAM EGEN'S VICTORY?

Hold on. Stop.

-I got it. -What?

Every time Sae-ho moves, those legs touch her.

-Hey, what's with you? -Hey.

What is wrong with you?

-No wonder. -You need to mind your actions.

Let's go again.

That was no good. Go again.

Good luck.

Ready.

THEIR SECOND ROUND BEGINS AGAIN

Geez.

Oh, my.

POPS

HE SAID HE COULD TELL THE BALLOON WAS

HE DID SENSE IT PASSING BY

My five senses could tell.

So, this is actually meaningless.

We were going way ahead,

so I thought it'd be the right timing to pop.

I did it only because I knew.

Geez, he's so annoying.

I was feeling hot.

Stop acting up and sit down.

Yes, sir.

YES, SIR

Can they change seats and have Jin-kyung sit in the front?

-Right. -Why?

-We're doing well already. -Come on.

-You won't get wet. -No, thanks.

Woo-jae's doing well.

This is your last round.

THEY'VE DONE 15 SO FAR

Ready.

TEAM TETO DID 16

ONLY IF THEY STAND UP TWICE,

THEY CAN WIN THIS GAME

Set.

Set.

HOW WILL TEAM EGEN'S FATE TURN OUT TO BE?

Now!

THEY'VE OBTAINED TWO POINTS

That was perfect.

THEY TAKE THE WIN WITH HIS FANTASTIC HEADER

WOO-JAE IS THE BEST

JIN-KYUNG PASSED THE BALL

AND HE MADE A PERFECT FINISH

TEAM EGEN IS THE WINNER

It was fun, right? Right?

-It was fun. -Totally.

That last move was awesome.

-Was it once? -Yes.

-That was satisfying. -There.

RANKING CHO HYE-LYUN: THREE GOALS

The final winner is Team Egen.

Team Teto will get a water slap as a losing penalty.

Hye-lyun has a radio show to join, so I'll take hers too.

I'll take it on her behalf.

I'll take it on my behalf.

No, it's a visual radio show.

Let's have her choose.

-Right, choose one. -Okay.

Choose one from the other team.

-Woo-jae. -Sure thing.

Thanks for the great opinion.

EVERYONE'S EXCITED EXCEPT ONE

Nice!

Geez, you're so annoying.

Since Hye-lyun is our guest today,

let's have her give Woo-jae a refreshing water slap.

SHE'LL GIVE HIM A WATER SLAP HERSELF

LOST FOR WORDS

-Could you say a word in five seconds? -Well…

Thank you so much for having me today.

I'll mark the end by giving him…

-This isn't the rule. -…a water slap.

Or why have a script

in the first place?

-Come on. -Lovely!

Take off the blindfold.

Take it off to make it dramatic.

-It's going to be refreshing. -Right.

Woo-jae really…

Estrogen… What was that? Edo guy?

-E… Egen. -Egen guy.

Good luck, Egen guy.

I wish you the best.

-Good work. -How refreshing.

Thank you.

TEA-BAGGING

-You need to get going. -Okay.

-Bye. -Thanks.

-Thanks for today. -Take care.

That was so fun.

THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS HYE-LYUN

-I'll take it first. -I'll do hers.

Can I splash water right on her face?

-Do it. -Go like this.

Lift the bucket like this.

Like Hye-lyun did.

No, not that.

-On my face. -Like…

-Geez. -Oops.

HE'S SO CUNNING

Since this is a penalty…

Splash it nice and clean on my face.

I'm sorry, Sook.

That was well-done.

-Those darn balloons. -Nice.

Did it get into your nose?

Can I do Sae-ho's?

-I'll go. -Okay.

-Go ahead. -He's good.

He's good at this.

-Well… -My nose…

I'm sorry, Sook.

It got into my nose.

ADDING SOME MORE

-Did you pour more water? -No.

WE HAVE FRESH JJUGGUMI TODAY

CHEWY PARBOILED JJUGGUMI

-Nice. -That was satisfying.

Great job, you guys.

A REFRESHING END WITH TEAM TETO'S PENALTY

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-One more time? -You want more?

How about a one-on-one match

-between Sae-ho and Woo-young? -Bring it on.

Let's have a manly match

of us three men.

-Just us three. -Nice idea.

What should the loser do?

How about a coffee bet?

-Okay, coffee. -Sure.

-Okay, coffee. -Okay.

GOOD LUCK TO ANYONE

Sae-ho.

-What? -Let's make Woo-young buy us coffee.

-Okay. -What?

-Let's go. -Let's go.

-Let's have a refreshing cup of coffee. -Let's go.

Ready.

Set.

WHO WILL TREAT THEM ALL TO COFFEE?

GO!

WOO-YOUNG STARTS IT OFF

THE OTHERS FOLLOW

THEY AVOID THE BALLOON BY A CLOSE CALL

They're so good.

Why wouldn't anyone pop it?

THEY'RE GOOD NOW THAT IT'S A BET

WHO WILL BE THE LOSER?

THIS IS FUNNY

-Who is it? -Not me.

What the? I'm wet.

-Not me. -It's Woo-young.

THE COFFEE IS ON

JANG WOO-YOUNG

-It's Woo-young. -Who is it?

COFFEE IS ON THE YOUNGEST

-Not me. -It's Woo-young.

-It's you. -It's Woo-young.

ME?

-Is it Woo-young? -Yes.

THANKS FOR THE TREAT

-It's Woo-young. -Jang Woo-young.

-Jang Woo-young. -Jang Woo-young.

Finally.

It's usually me that loses these bets.

Quite often.

-Great job. -Great job.

IT'S OVER FOR REAL

Next episode on Screwballs.

The god of talk.

TALENTED INDIVIDUALS HAVE GATHERED

TO BECOME THE GOD OF TALK

EVEN A GLOBALLY TALENTED MAN WHO CAN SPEAK FOUR LANGUAGES

The god of talk will be determined through a strict verification process.

A white ghost in Levi's jeans.

A bear claw mark this big.

He's like a story vending machine.

So, this happened in the past.

A STORY AT HIS FAN SIGNING EVENT

Isn't it about Nam Chang-hee? I told you this story.

That's right.

You should be able to love yourself.

This must be why I like you.

You're my role model in every way.

Including her recent… No, never mind.

Learn from her only to a certain degree.

THE LAST STEP TO BECOME THE GOD OF TALK

IN-DEPTH INTERVIEW

Mr. Cho.

Is your wife your first love?

She's my last love.

ANSWERS THE TRICKY QUESTION WITH WIT!

Can you be sure?

Well…

Answer her.

Please take my bow, dear interviewers.

You studied engineering at Hongik University. Are you that great?

You have 1.32 million subscribers. Are you that great?

Fine, I have 120,000 subscribers.

I'll just focus on slapstick from now on.

THIS TALENTED TALKER IS HIGHLY SATISFIED

The voting is over.

PRODUCTION CREW, ENTERTAINERS, VIEWERS

Congratulations.

WHO WILL BE THE GOD OF TALK TO SEIZE THE TROPHY?

ENJOY THE HIGHLIGHTS AND THE BTS CLIPS ON STUDIO++'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL

"REBOOT" BY KYOUNGSEO (SCREWBALLS OST)

SCREWBALLS IN SEARCH OF LOST STEERING WHEELS

Subtitle translation by: Eunjin Erica Kim