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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:26,080 It's midnight, September 15th. Monday. 2 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,000 The name day of Maria and Nikodem. 3 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,800 I Hate Mondays. 4 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,360 Cast. 5 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:24,800 I Hate Mondays. 6 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,800 Screenplay and dialogues by The poem about Warsaw by. 7 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,000 Music by: 8 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:56,040 Director of photography. 9 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,240 I like Mondays, mate. 10 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,560 Directed by 11 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,620 0:03. 12 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:53,480 My old dutch can't sleep at night. 13 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:56,070 Oleś! Arrow! 14 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,360 We're working on it, officer. 15 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,920 No worries. 16 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,390 2:17. 17 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,570 5:29. 18 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:02,870 Bolek, you have no idea how much I hate Mondays. 19 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,160 You have to start all over again. 20 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,240 If it wasn't for the bloody TV instalments, 21 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,320 I would have dumped this milk years ago. 22 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,880 You'll see that from now on everything'll be fine. 23 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:16,960 I have an idea! 24 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,800 - Yeah? - Listen, 25 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:22,400 I go first, collect empty bottles 26 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,880 and make signs with chalk, get it? 27 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,200 You take a lift to the top floor, then go down 28 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:32,400 - and put the milk on my crosses, get it? - No no, Boleczek. 29 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:37,640 Well, maybe it's a good plan, but let's not jump at anything on Monday. 30 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,480 Ma'am, there's no program at this hour! 31 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,760 Boy! How I hate Mondays! 32 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,830 6:01. 33 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,620 6:11. 34 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:29,440 Crikey! Sir, would you take me to "Maszynohurt" on Kasprzak Street? 35 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,000 Get in. 36 00:11:42,850 --> 00:11:43,760 Where? 37 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,000 "Maszynohurt" on Kasprzak Street. 38 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,400 I only go to Grochów. 39 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,320 How's that? Crikey, you told me to get in! 40 00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:52,130 So what now? 41 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,570 Get lost. 42 00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:00,100 7:05. 43 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,250 Can't stop in front of the building. No waiting. 44 00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:48,050 30 zlotys. 45 00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:00,280 Damn it! 46 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:02,330 I'll get you! 47 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,520 I remember your voice, you scumbag! 48 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,520 Look! The guy from TV! 49 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,450 Master! Autograph! 50 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,560 7:30. 51 00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:15,970 Jacek, come back! 52 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,970 Jacek, come back this instant and finish your breakfast! 53 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,690 Do you hear me? 54 00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:24,730 Just you wait! I'll show you! 55 00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:26,530 - Got into trouble again? - Shh! 56 00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:29,170 You'd better stay away or you'll get owned just like me. 57 00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:30,840 I bet you didn't eat your breakfast. 58 00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:34,000 You wouldn't either! Mum made noodles from the plaster 59 00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:37,460 you once hid in the kitchen dresser. Remember? 60 00:17:37,930 --> 00:17:39,490 Come, chop-chop! 61 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,640 She's edgy today because they're having a smoke break. 62 00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:45,330 - Stocktake. - Smoke break! 63 00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:47,570 Look if she's in the window. 64 00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:50,320 - She's not. - Run! 65 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,240 8:00. 66 00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:33,990 Good morning. 67 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:36,110 I remember his voice, this scumbag! 68 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,170 Good morning. 69 00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:38,370 I won't let go! 70 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:42,250 If someone screws me over on Monday morning… Good morning. 71 00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:43,650 Good morning. 72 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,760 …the whole week will be like that. 73 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,920 Good morning. 74 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,930 Good morning. Good morning! 75 00:18:49,690 --> 00:18:51,050 Morning, morning. 76 00:19:00,730 --> 00:19:02,050 Morning boss. 77 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:05,450 - Crikey, save our plan, sir! - Wait. 78 00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,890 We don't have any combine rose joints in the warehouse. 79 00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:34,570 - Sir, maybe at least the half-inch ones? - None! 80 00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:36,550 Look somewhere else, on your own. 81 00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:38,240 Will you sign the exemption? 82 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,530 What the hell, man! 83 00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:49,410 Sorry! 84 00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:56,570 - Morning. - Where's the flag? 85 00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:00,920 It was here! 86 00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:02,730 Good morning. 87 00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:06,280 Alright, alright. Gimme the papers and I'll sign. 88 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,280 Morning. 89 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,330 Nice weather, isn't it? 90 00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:19,090 - Nice start on Monday, sir. - But dear ma'am... 91 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,770 For heaven's sake I've just put it here. 92 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,850 Drove barely 50… 93 00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:26,500 50 zlotys. 94 00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:29,250 There you go. 95 00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:37,450 Crikey, that's heavy! 96 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:38,930 Crikey! 97 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,010 You prankster! 98 00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:43,330 What's the matter! 99 00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:47,490 I have it! 100 00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:50,770 - You took off the flag? - Me? 101 00:21:19,850 --> 00:21:23,550 Rubella! Kindergarten closed until further notice. Headmistress. 102 00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:25,530 What it says? 103 00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:29,150 Get on. 104 00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:50,460 Polish Airlines flight 256 from Cairo and Athens 105 00:21:50,970 --> 00:21:55,080 will land in Warsaw around 12 AM. 106 00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:09,730 Polish Airlines flight 246 from Rome 107 00:22:09,890 --> 00:22:13,250 with the connecting flight to New York is about to land. 108 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,810 Not yet! Wait for a sign! 109 00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:30,140 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 110 00:22:35,210 --> 00:22:36,850 You lecher! 111 00:22:42,090 --> 00:22:45,440 Ladies and gentleman, I will usher you to the right plane. 112 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,840 Please put out your cigarettes. 113 00:22:48,370 --> 00:22:49,270 Please! 114 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:54,090 Your pipe too, sir. 115 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,400 Now? 116 00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:09,470 Your attention please. 117 00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:12,040 We're just approaching to landing in Warsaw. 118 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,320 Will you please fasten your seat belts 119 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,480 and refrain from smoking. Thank you. 120 00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:28,390 Happy birthday and good morning is all I can say in Polish. 121 00:24:02,930 --> 00:24:04,890 Please fasten your seat belt. 122 00:24:30,290 --> 00:24:33,250 Commercial and technical counsellors at 11 AM. 123 00:24:33,310 --> 00:24:37,840 - 11:30 - coffee and cognac. Flowers? - Ordered. Will be delivered any minute. 124 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:40,420 Yes, has the legal counsel looked through the contract? 125 00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:41,690 - Yes, sir. - Yes. 126 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:45,130 - No mistakes in the Italian version? - Not one, we've checked it. 127 00:24:45,170 --> 00:24:48,300 - What's next? - At 12 the Italian guy looks at the design. 128 00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:51,410 - Then, lunch with the minister. - Have you ordered pasta for them? 129 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:54,210 In Bristol, they told us to dine in a milk bar. 130 00:24:54,370 --> 00:24:57,900 - So what do they serve Italians? - A pork chop with cabbage. 131 00:24:57,940 --> 00:25:00,140 Sir! Mister Chairman, flowers! 132 00:25:11,930 --> 00:25:14,530 - What's happened? Why aren't we moving? - Sir, would you press… 133 00:25:14,570 --> 00:25:17,770 Press it yourself. Do something. Alarm or whatever. I don't know. 134 00:25:17,810 --> 00:25:20,010 - It's stuck like the last time. - Stuck! Damn it! 135 00:25:20,050 --> 00:25:22,370 I have to be at the airport in half an hour! Open it! 136 00:25:22,410 --> 00:25:24,730 - It's stuck! - Open it! Open! Hello! 137 00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,560 - Open it! - Call the lift guy! 138 00:25:26,890 --> 00:25:30,320 First, melt gelatine 139 00:25:32,210 --> 00:25:36,730 and put it on steam. On the inverted teakettle lid. 140 00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:43,790 Meanwhile, beat the yolks of eggs and put it aside for a moment. 141 00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:49,400 Now, beat the whites of five eggs. It's good to add a pinch of salt. 142 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,210 The froth will be stiffer. 143 00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:55,370 Well beaten, it perfectly sticks to a bowl. 144 00:26:00,690 --> 00:26:05,410 Now, pour the yolk mass and quickly stir everything together. 145 00:26:11,810 --> 00:26:15,410 Finally, you can have a taste of your own lemon cream! 146 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:40,510 TV Daily. 147 00:26:45,970 --> 00:26:49,030 Good morning. It's the first edition of the TV Daily. 148 00:26:49,070 --> 00:26:51,010 We start with the local news. 149 00:26:51,170 --> 00:26:55,450 The whole country is fighting with the effects of a prolonged drought. 150 00:26:55,610 --> 00:26:59,260 Builders vigorously join the fight. Until the end of the month, 151 00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:05,260 they'll probably fulfil this year's plan to deliver 350 000 flats. 152 00:27:50,410 --> 00:27:51,810 What the heck! 153 00:27:52,330 --> 00:27:53,850 You again? 154 00:28:27,210 --> 00:28:29,050 Mister craneman! 155 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:30,770 Craneman! 156 00:28:31,290 --> 00:28:32,210 What? 157 00:28:33,090 --> 00:28:34,660 Get down! 158 00:28:35,050 --> 00:28:38,610 The lift you installed in "Maszynohurt" broke down. 159 00:28:38,770 --> 00:28:40,050 They… 160 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,670 Turn this darn cement mixer off, will you! 161 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,790 They came from the union! 162 00:28:47,870 --> 00:28:49,170 Stop snooping around! 163 00:28:49,570 --> 00:28:51,810 How many times have I told you! 164 00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:17,530 Craneman! 165 00:29:17,690 --> 00:29:18,670 Mister craneman. 166 00:29:18,730 --> 00:29:21,490 You gave me the crane keys but where is your helper? 167 00:29:21,530 --> 00:29:22,990 I haven't seen him the whole day. 168 00:29:23,030 --> 00:29:25,750 I bet he sleeps somewhere behind the cubbyhole. 169 00:29:25,820 --> 00:29:29,850 You know how it is. The guy is moonlighting as a milkman. 170 00:29:30,010 --> 00:29:32,900 He pays the instalments. You have to have a heart. 171 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:35,410 Gentleman, drive off! Don't block the road! 172 00:30:18,970 --> 00:30:20,130 Again? 173 00:30:28,450 --> 00:30:30,830 - The keys. - Sorry. 174 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:40,570 Excuse me. 175 00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:50,250 The battery needs charging. 176 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,610 Sir! Why don't you get in? 177 00:30:54,170 --> 00:30:57,390 I never drive buzzed. 178 00:31:02,970 --> 00:31:08,180 Move the car to the other side because you can't park here. 179 00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:16,490 Why are we running? We left the car there! 180 00:31:16,650 --> 00:31:19,130 That car was no good, grandpa. 181 00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:20,720 Do sit here 182 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:25,170 and look at the pictures. I'll get us another one. 183 00:31:25,330 --> 00:31:29,550 Remember that you promised me three events today. 184 00:31:29,620 --> 00:31:33,150 - We'll be late without a car! - We won't, grandpa. We won't. 185 00:31:33,190 --> 00:31:35,110 You'd better hurry up! 186 00:31:50,290 --> 00:31:52,230 Please stop for a moment. 187 00:31:52,570 --> 00:31:54,850 Those at the end, please come closer. 188 00:31:55,010 --> 00:31:57,760 - We'll go together. - Jędruś. 189 00:31:58,290 --> 00:31:59,450 Come here. 190 00:31:59,690 --> 00:32:03,000 Ask her, mate, if she'll recognize him. 191 00:32:04,170 --> 00:32:06,010 Your excellence! 192 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,660 Your excellence. The chairman is concerned... 193 00:32:08,710 --> 00:32:11,060 whether the old lady will recognise him. 194 00:32:15,130 --> 00:32:19,250 Mrs. Kowal states that she remembers him vey fell, for as a young boy 195 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,370 he often used to visit her gardens to collect apples. 196 00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:23,950 - Grazie. - You're welcome. 197 00:32:24,130 --> 00:32:26,090 Old dear talks rubbish. 198 00:32:26,690 --> 00:32:30,290 Your designs and our work will be the warrant of… 199 00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:32,870 Mr. Dudziak, I can't read your scribbles! 200 00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:34,590 What warrant? 201 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:38,410 Remember gentlemen: 202 00:32:38,570 --> 00:32:42,160 - we play after the highlanders. - Play after the highlanders. 203 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,680 After the highlanders. 204 00:32:43,970 --> 00:32:47,130 You got it? Play after the highlanders. 205 00:32:47,290 --> 00:32:48,360 Play? 206 00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:53,900 I should've arrived at the airport half an hour ago! 207 00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:56,090 I'll sue this damned technician! 208 00:32:56,150 --> 00:32:58,430 It's the third time this month! Do something, folks! 209 00:32:58,470 --> 00:33:00,510 He says he'll sue this technician. 210 00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:03,410 It was you who installed the lift, wasn't it? 211 00:33:04,370 --> 00:33:06,930 I did, I did. But I didn't make it. 212 00:33:07,090 --> 00:33:10,140 It's a prototype. Turns out to be faulty. 213 00:33:20,770 --> 00:33:22,620 I unlocked the automat. 214 00:33:23,130 --> 00:33:25,510 Can't do anything else. A fuse is gone. 215 00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:27,570 - A fuse is gone. - One fuse is missing. 216 00:33:27,610 --> 00:33:30,570 - One fuse is missing. - Just so! I could see this one coming. 217 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:33,200 They stole it and sold on the private market. 218 00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:36,210 What will the foreigners think when they find out! 219 00:33:36,370 --> 00:33:38,650 For Pete's sake! The plane is landing! 220 00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:42,170 Do something! I don't know. Send for another technician! 221 00:33:42,330 --> 00:33:43,610 Do something! 222 00:33:43,970 --> 00:33:47,250 - Call for another technician! - Another? 223 00:33:49,890 --> 00:33:53,610 I'm the only one in Warsaw who knows these lifts. 224 00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:57,540 Search if you want to, maybe you'll find. 225 00:33:58,410 --> 00:34:00,020 Good luck. 226 00:34:00,930 --> 00:34:04,350 - The technician feels offended. - Offended! That's enough! 227 00:34:04,450 --> 00:34:07,170 Not only can't he fix anything - he's offended! 228 00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,730 It's over. 229 00:34:15,340 --> 00:34:16,930 - Morning. - Morning. 230 00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:18,210 Excuse me, yes. 231 00:34:18,650 --> 00:34:20,450 I'll report you! 232 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:24,410 I'll teach you a lesson! 233 00:34:25,660 --> 00:34:26,830 Teacher of the year. 234 00:34:26,930 --> 00:34:30,490 Teach yourself to press one button at a time. 235 00:34:45,490 --> 00:34:46,330 Sir! 236 00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:48,850 Excuse me! 237 00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:53,530 Which one is it? This one? 238 00:34:57,300 --> 00:35:00,180 - Sam! It's him! - Is it him? 239 00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:02,140 - It's him! - Play! 240 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:04,690 Play! Hey! 241 00:35:16,010 --> 00:35:18,610 Welcome at home! 242 00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:55,410 God bless you, son. Remember the faith of your fathers. 243 00:35:56,860 --> 00:35:58,530 I made a mistake. 244 00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:00,340 - It's not him! - Not him? 245 00:36:00,490 --> 00:36:01,660 No! 246 00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:04,780 Stop playing, stop! It's not him! Stop it! 247 00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:12,420 Not yet! 248 00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:16,820 We was supposed ter play after the highlanders, innit? 249 00:36:19,270 --> 00:36:21,640 What a country! What women! 250 00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:24,500 I'm sorry, a mistake. 251 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:32,900 Welcome! 252 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:36,140 We're glad to welcome our contractors. 253 00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:38,020 - Welcome. - There you go. 254 00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:39,670 Welcome. 255 00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:43,790 Good morning! Polish Radio. How was your flight? 256 00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:46,780 - Is it your first time in Poland, sir? - Yes. 257 00:36:46,820 --> 00:36:48,700 It's a huge pity. Huge. 258 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,960 Sir, have you seen the picture of this new school? 259 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:58,150 Sam, it's him, it's him! 260 00:36:58,540 --> 00:37:00,300 Play, gentlemen. Play. 261 00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:02,180 Go and play! 262 00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:04,810 We've already played. Now it's their turn. 263 00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:07,420 Play or I won't pay you! I need an alibi. 264 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:11,860 - Is this the bag? - Yes. 265 00:37:12,140 --> 00:37:14,310 How did it happen that you've donated 266 00:37:14,350 --> 00:37:19,060 all the money you saved during your 40-year stay abroad to build a Polish school? 267 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,980 Because I wanted to… 268 00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:32,500 From US to Poland a long and jumpy road. 269 00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:36,340 Hello brothers! Hello sisters! 270 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:39,060 Cheer up! I'm back home! 271 00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:01,500 Our work will be the warrant of… 272 00:38:01,970 --> 00:38:04,990 - Excuse me. Mr. Scotland? - Yes! 273 00:38:05,290 --> 00:38:08,780 What a joy! Welcome to Poland. 274 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:12,170 - Monsieur Gilbert? - No, Francesco Rovanelli. 275 00:38:54,660 --> 00:38:57,180 And who's going to pay a fine? 276 00:38:57,340 --> 00:38:59,810 Haven't you seen the red light, Mr. driver? 277 00:38:59,850 --> 00:39:01,430 Your documents, please. 278 00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:03,480 Stay calm, sir. 279 00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:06,420 Indicators. 280 00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:14,980 Could you wait a bit longer for a shift? 281 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,860 Kid can't go to a kindergarten. 282 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,040 Wife's at work. There's no one home. 283 00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:23,660 Sergeant, mister Deputy Sergeant. 284 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,500 Here's my party ID. 285 00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:29,820 It's a case of national importance. Every second matters. 286 00:39:29,980 --> 00:39:32,620 Do you know who's waiting for us? 287 00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:38,820 That's not my business. I've finished my shift. 288 00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:40,750 There you go. 289 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:44,260 Master Corporal, it was no big deal, I swear. 290 00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:46,030 The greater good. 291 00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:48,660 You have your goods and I have mine. 292 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,050 I couldn't leave my kid in a kindergarten. 293 00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:53,660 How am I to work with him? Don't take it off! 294 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:54,810 How about your wife? 295 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:57,090 My wife can't leave earlier from work. 296 00:39:57,150 --> 00:39:59,090 - Doesn't he have a grandma? - No. 297 00:39:59,140 --> 00:40:02,820 That's terrible. Grandma is perfect in such cases. 298 00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:05,860 Forget grandmas! The Italian guy is waiting! 299 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:09,180 Maybe we could take the kid for a ride? 300 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:12,830 - We go to an airport. - Gentlemen will show you a real plane. 301 00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:13,840 Let's go! 302 00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:20,300 It's A-45. 303 00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:23,780 45-40 ready for service on post 13. 304 00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:25,780 Thank you! Copy that. 305 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:32,240 Duty officer, rubella in a kindergarten. My kid couldn't stay there. 306 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,460 There's no one to take care of him. 307 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,200 Wait a second. 308 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:39,780 Krystyna, see if you have someone in reserve. 309 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,190 - I'm on it. - 70-37 reporting car theft. 310 00:40:42,230 --> 00:40:45,010 70-37 wait with that car. 311 00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:48,640 Sorry, everyone's busy. 312 00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:53,540 Sorry, you have to wait. Nobody's free. 313 00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:02,860 Attention 70-88. 314 00:41:04,060 --> 00:41:06,740 70-88, report back. 315 00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:12,040 - 70-88 reporting. - To Sergeant Kubicki. 316 00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:16,290 It's me. 317 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:18,990 Władek, call grandma to pick up Jolanta from a kindergarten. 318 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,210 They have rubella and she's just recovered from angina. 319 00:41:22,260 --> 00:41:23,710 Will do, Marysia. 320 00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:33,420 You're late today. 321 00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:35,860 Fifteen minutes. 322 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:40,460 One of your guys wanted to force me into a car. 323 00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:44,260 - Rehearsal or home? - Home. 324 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:45,780 Senatorska Street. 325 00:41:56,670 --> 00:41:59,560 - You go that way, I go this way. - I go this way. 326 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,440 We have to find him, yes. 327 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,580 Check in the luggage, please. 328 00:42:13,540 --> 00:42:14,420 Hi! 329 00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:22,910 Sir, I'm in a hurry. 330 00:42:22,970 --> 00:42:25,150 - Will you drop me downtown? - Get in! 331 00:42:25,190 --> 00:42:27,710 - Thank you. I'll take my luggage. - OK. 332 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:36,060 Have you seen him? He wanted to break in, scumbag! 333 00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:42,510 You know, sir, this one looks better than ours. 334 00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:50,150 Grazie. 335 00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:03,720 I'm sorry for being late. 336 00:43:03,780 --> 00:43:08,840 There were some difficulties. The chairman is waiting for you, sir. 337 00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:13,710 Here's our car. 338 00:43:16,150 --> 00:43:18,380 I'll go for the chairman. 339 00:43:22,690 --> 00:43:23,720 Have you seen it? 340 00:43:23,780 --> 00:43:26,340 He did this on a parking lot, scumbag. 341 00:43:29,780 --> 00:43:32,500 How was your flight? Shaky? 342 00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:38,760 - Where are we? - There. 343 00:43:38,820 --> 00:43:42,980 - There? Let's go, then. - Wait! The boy is missing. 344 00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:45,430 Welcome! 345 00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:51,280 Thank you very much for the flowers. Come in, please. There's enough space. 346 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,300 - How's that? - Luggage will go to a boot. 347 00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:54,900 - He said "proszę". - It's not him! 348 00:43:54,940 --> 00:43:56,640 - Not him? - It's not him! 349 00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:58,110 What's up? 350 00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,790 - What's the problem? - You said you'd drop me downtown. 351 00:44:01,830 --> 00:44:03,510 - You're kidding? Me? - Yeah. 352 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,570 Our Warsaw looks nice. 353 00:44:20,940 --> 00:44:24,190 You go abroad for a while and it's changed. 354 00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:27,340 Have you been long gone? 355 00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:33,300 You were supposed to show me a real plane! 356 00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:35,360 Kids these days... 357 00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:40,100 He's not impressed by a Mercedes any more. He wants planes. 358 00:44:57,740 --> 00:45:00,780 They always have a fresh beer. On me. 359 00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:02,220 Two, please. 360 00:45:07,620 --> 00:45:09,220 There you go! 361 00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:11,820 I got a flat yesterday. 362 00:45:16,820 --> 00:45:20,930 Loggia, Swedish lifts, rubbish chutes. 363 00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:27,220 We were celebrating. 364 00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:29,740 The sun's up and we're still… 365 00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:19,300 If it's serious, I can help you push it over. 366 00:46:19,460 --> 00:46:20,900 You can't stop here. 367 00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:29,260 Nice boy. 368 00:46:29,420 --> 00:46:31,700 Does a beer show up on a drunkometer? 369 00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:33,100 It sure does! 370 00:46:34,740 --> 00:46:37,660 They haven't shown me the plane. 371 00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:39,740 Tell them to take me there! 372 00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:42,370 Haven't you been with them at the airport? 373 00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:44,820 Good job with the boy. 374 00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:50,630 Take your stuff. 375 00:46:56,430 --> 00:47:00,910 Where are you going? Wait! Take me! 376 00:47:01,540 --> 00:47:04,300 And then I got into another Mercedes. 377 00:47:04,460 --> 00:47:07,240 It looked better than ours. 378 00:47:16,820 --> 00:47:19,710 It's A-45. 379 00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:22,380 It's A-45-40. The one with a kid. 380 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,290 Lieutenant, have you… Jacek, let go! 381 00:47:24,330 --> 00:47:28,320 - Have you found someone, maybe? - There are problems. Please wait. 382 00:47:28,380 --> 00:47:30,090 It's hard to control traffic. 383 00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:32,220 I have to keep an eye on my son. 384 00:47:33,890 --> 00:47:36,540 Listen, stay where you are. Do you understand? 385 00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:38,170 And don't move. Understand? 386 00:47:44,260 --> 00:47:46,860 Dear mister militiamen, I'm in a hurry. 387 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,400 - They delivered toilet paper to Junior. - Was it a red light? 388 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,440 It was, but there is paper and it won't be for long. 389 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,260 There's a boy on a motorbike. 390 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,910 Mum can't take care of him. 391 00:47:56,970 --> 00:47:59,850 As a punishment, you'll watch him for ten minutes. 392 00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:03,860 But… but I'm running out of toilet paper. 393 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,600 - You prefer a ticket? - No, it's fine. 394 00:48:11,780 --> 00:48:14,350 - Is it still there? It's not? - Not much. 395 00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:16,100 Mister militiaman! 396 00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:19,460 - Please let me go. - Tell him something! 397 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,100 A story. Entertain him! 398 00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:34,070 Hello! Hello, taxi! 399 00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:42,020 What? "Maszynohurt"? 400 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:46,040 No way! I go different direction. To a workshop. 401 00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:51,910 Bella. Come here. 402 00:48:52,460 --> 00:48:54,490 By my leg, bad dog. 403 00:48:56,380 --> 00:48:59,390 - Excuse me, Signiora. - An ad again? 404 00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:01,620 I don't have glasses. 405 00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:04,880 I bet it's another washing powder that ruins underwear. 406 00:49:04,970 --> 00:49:08,950 I've just arrived and got lost. 407 00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:11,940 Dear God! My head throbs! 408 00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:14,040 I don't know Polish! 409 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:16,610 I was supposed to sign a contract! 410 00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:18,380 Are you Italian? 411 00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:19,740 Spaghetti? 412 00:49:20,580 --> 00:49:23,310 Spaghetti? Yes, I'm Italian! 413 00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:26,310 - Italia. - Italia… 414 00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:29,100 Before the war, there was café "Italia". 415 00:49:29,150 --> 00:49:31,350 On 23 Nowy Świat Street. 416 00:49:31,460 --> 00:49:34,580 They served delightful Turkish coffee. 417 00:49:34,740 --> 00:49:36,900 Or Lardelli. Also Italian. 418 00:49:37,060 --> 00:49:39,940 He had a bakery opposite the main station. 419 00:49:40,050 --> 00:49:42,090 Gosh! What ice-cream! 420 00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:44,020 What tortes! 421 00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:47,500 Seriously. You couldn't find better! 422 00:49:47,940 --> 00:49:51,360 I'll show you our Warsaw like no one! 423 00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:53,700 So Warsaw used to be called… 424 00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:56,900 …we used to be called the Paris of the North. 425 00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:59,820 Warsaw has always been a beautiful city. 426 00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:03,860 And this princess was very unhappy 427 00:50:04,340 --> 00:50:08,040 because there wasn't a single toilet roll in the whole palace. 428 00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:12,070 And all the kingdom have already bought some. 429 00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:17,580 So she quit her job and a terrible monster caught her. 430 00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:20,260 And what? What about the paper? 431 00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:21,740 10 minutes! 432 00:50:47,140 --> 00:50:49,260 Officer, I'm in a hurry! 433 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:51,580 Do you see this kid on a motorbike? 434 00:50:51,780 --> 00:50:53,200 Can I? 435 00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:57,460 What happened with the princess? 436 00:50:57,740 --> 00:51:00,580 You know, it was a shabby little house 437 00:51:00,740 --> 00:51:02,660 but the mustard was delicious. 438 00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:04,420 Look at this skyscraper. 439 00:51:04,580 --> 00:51:06,660 16 floors. 440 00:51:06,820 --> 00:51:10,980 Children pee in lifts, they're home is so far. 441 00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:14,620 You could peacefully walk through the street. 442 00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:17,630 No asphalt. No noise. 443 00:51:19,340 --> 00:51:22,030 Bella! Bella! Stop it! 444 00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:26,060 The whole kingdom plunged into grief and sadness 445 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,640 for their warehouse run out of rose joints. 446 00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:31,980 The Great King himself called the Prince and said: 447 00:51:32,140 --> 00:51:34,180 Mr. Bączyk, go on a delegation 448 00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:37,000 and hit the capital or our plan goes blooey. 449 00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:39,740 - That's not a story! - Master Corporal! 450 00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:42,060 10 minute's over! 451 00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:54,580 Master Corporal. 452 00:51:54,650 --> 00:51:57,240 The Youth Traffic Service is at your command. 453 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:01,020 We'll make sure nobody crosses the street in a forbidden place. 454 00:52:01,180 --> 00:52:03,110 - Do it. - Be Prepared! 455 00:52:11,660 --> 00:52:14,410 - Is it Sales Department? - Yes. 456 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:16,770 It's for you. 457 00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:18,820 Thank you. 458 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,760 I'm looking for combine parts. 459 00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:24,680 This lady has left and I only deal with transportation. 460 00:52:25,060 --> 00:52:29,500 But nice claimants deserve a special treatment. 461 00:52:29,860 --> 00:52:31,620 Shout with me, sir. 462 00:52:31,820 --> 00:52:35,180 - Mrs. Ku-ba-siń-ska! - Mrs. Kubasińska? 463 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,600 Yes. One, two, three. 464 00:52:36,940 --> 00:52:40,220 Mrs. Ku-ba-siń-ska! 465 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,400 What do they want? 466 00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:48,980 Tell them there are no rose joints anyway. 467 00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:09,380 - Where? - Kilińskiego Street. 468 00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:10,380 Get in! 469 00:53:11,540 --> 00:53:13,540 Władek! He's been at the airport! 470 00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:15,340 Władziu! 471 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,680 To the car! 472 00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:36,940 Dad! 473 00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:38,420 Dad! 474 00:53:39,180 --> 00:53:40,020 Come! 475 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,500 Come here! 476 00:53:41,940 --> 00:53:42,780 Jacek go back! 477 00:53:42,980 --> 00:53:45,280 Go back on the motorbike this instant! 478 00:53:57,260 --> 00:53:58,830 I need to pee. 479 00:53:59,380 --> 00:54:01,260 It's A-45. Yes? 480 00:54:01,590 --> 00:54:03,940 - I need to pee. - Is this a stupid joke? 481 00:54:03,980 --> 00:54:05,450 - Who's speaking? - Jacek. 482 00:54:05,510 --> 00:54:08,110 Daddy is at a crossroads and don't want to come to me. 483 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:08,780 Jacek? 484 00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:12,180 Wait a sec, honey. Hold on! 485 00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:17,010 Attention! Attention! To all the units downtown. 486 00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:20,260 A-40 reporting. We're on Nowy Świat Street. 487 00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:22,100 Immediately go to post 13 488 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,970 and report that the son needs to pee. 489 00:54:25,580 --> 00:54:27,960 A-40, do you understand? Hello? 490 00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:30,180 - Pee? - Do it! 491 00:54:30,340 --> 00:54:32,060 - It's very urgent. - Yes. 492 00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:35,140 - Hurry up! Go! - Yes, sir! 493 00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:36,880 Move it! 494 00:55:23,740 --> 00:55:26,110 Unfortunately, it doesn't add up. 495 00:55:26,580 --> 00:55:28,100 One is missing. 496 00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:30,660 What's worse, a foreigner. 497 00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:33,660 - It can't be! - And yet there is ullage. 498 00:55:33,980 --> 00:55:36,150 Everything's always added up! 499 00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:38,400 Maybe we missed something? 500 00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:39,970 Let's try again. 501 00:55:40,660 --> 00:55:42,800 Please, you count, sir. 502 00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:47,330 Single widowers 18. 503 00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:50,420 Shy with issues 73. 504 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:55,390 Marriage bureau. How can I help you? 505 00:55:57,180 --> 00:55:59,820 Joasia, it's for you. 506 00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:04,860 Husband. 507 00:56:08,860 --> 00:56:09,900 Yes? 508 00:56:10,060 --> 00:56:12,360 Joasia, I understand you're stocktaking 509 00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:16,240 but there's rubella in kindergarten and Jacek couldn't stay there. 510 00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:18,970 I can't leave the post. You have to help me. 511 00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:21,070 You're not listening, are you? 512 00:56:21,110 --> 00:56:23,280 I am, I am. But I have an ullage. 513 00:56:23,460 --> 00:56:26,650 - Shit. A lot? - One person. A man. 514 00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:29,600 - One. - But a foreigner! 515 00:56:38,660 --> 00:56:41,770 Everything will be fine. Don't cry, Joasia. 516 00:56:42,740 --> 00:56:44,160 I can handle it. 517 00:56:44,820 --> 00:56:46,040 - Bye. - Bye. 518 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,160 - Good morning! - Good morning. 519 00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:53,380 I made it just in time and bought one for you too, sir. 520 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,680 There you go. Your wife will be happy. 521 00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:58,520 Miss! I can't think about toilet paper today! 522 00:56:58,660 --> 00:57:00,220 What a day! 523 00:57:00,820 --> 00:57:02,790 I also hate Mondays! 524 00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:06,400 But don't worry, sir! Tomorrow everything will be fine! 525 00:57:14,070 --> 00:57:16,300 You're kidding, I think it's a Miller. 526 00:57:16,390 --> 00:57:17,430 Nice springs. 527 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,110 Excuse me, gentlemen. 528 00:57:19,550 --> 00:57:20,730 What's the matter? 529 00:57:21,670 --> 00:57:23,980 Read it, please. 530 00:57:25,260 --> 00:57:27,300 "Maszynohurt". 531 00:57:27,820 --> 00:57:31,000 - I guess the rest is in English. - Let me take a look. 532 00:57:31,110 --> 00:57:32,810 "Machinery" means "machines". 533 00:57:32,860 --> 00:57:34,780 - Export import. - Well... 534 00:57:35,070 --> 00:57:36,650 And the rest is in English. 535 00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:40,100 - You said you know English. - Not these words. 536 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:47,100 Could you take me there, gentlemen? 537 00:57:47,970 --> 00:57:49,740 Obviously, I'll pay you. 538 00:57:50,010 --> 00:57:50,990 La auto. 539 00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:55,350 Gentlemen! His car simply broke down! 540 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:56,170 Will we help? 541 00:57:56,260 --> 00:57:57,740 Sure! 542 00:57:57,910 --> 00:57:59,120 Get in! 543 00:58:10,630 --> 00:58:13,780 Hey, sir! Come here! You'll push with us! 544 00:58:56,710 --> 00:58:58,710 You jerk! Watch out! 545 00:59:52,910 --> 00:59:55,660 Wires are wet, hence the short circuit. 546 00:59:59,310 --> 01:00:02,310 Where does the water come from? It's still dripping. 547 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:06,280 Don't mention it! What a damned day this Monday! 548 01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:08,930 I'll have to replace them. 549 01:00:08,990 --> 01:00:11,200 Take a look for yourself. Come here! 550 01:00:15,630 --> 01:00:18,050 Who did this to your bucket? 551 01:00:18,430 --> 01:00:20,870 I've been driving a taxi for 30 years now 552 01:00:21,030 --> 01:00:23,410 and nobody fooled me like this scumbag! 553 01:00:23,570 --> 01:00:26,640 Me! An old Warsaw taxi driver! Cheated like this! 554 01:00:27,150 --> 01:00:30,600 We need a ramp, but it's busy. You have to wait, sir. 555 01:00:33,830 --> 01:00:34,870 Józio! 556 01:00:35,950 --> 01:00:38,650 Release this damn Triumph! 557 01:00:40,740 --> 01:00:42,500 - Good morning! - Good morning. 558 01:00:42,550 --> 01:00:44,720 Do you have quarter-inch rose joints? 559 01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:45,630 What is it? 560 01:00:45,790 --> 01:00:46,670 A combine part. 561 01:00:46,830 --> 01:00:48,430 We deal only with cars. 562 01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,910 A combine looks like a truck. I thought you might have it. 563 01:00:51,950 --> 01:00:53,000 Only cars. 564 01:00:53,790 --> 01:00:55,760 - You can go nuts! - You're right! 565 01:00:56,430 --> 01:00:58,200 But I'll get him. 566 01:00:58,910 --> 01:01:01,190 I remember his voice, crikey! 567 01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:03,540 Crikey, where am I supposed to find it? 568 01:01:03,590 --> 01:01:04,600 Crikey? 569 01:01:09,470 --> 01:01:13,600 Get back, sir! Get back! There must be order, right? 570 01:01:18,790 --> 01:01:19,870 "Maszynohurt"? 571 01:01:22,670 --> 01:01:26,270 I'll find you the rose joints you'll never forget! 572 01:01:26,590 --> 01:01:27,830 Fantastic! 573 01:01:28,190 --> 01:01:30,320 There you go! Rose joints! 574 01:01:31,870 --> 01:01:33,670 You wanted to drive with me? 575 01:01:33,830 --> 01:01:35,510 Now you'll have a few rides! 576 01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:47,510 - Get on a ramp! - It's fine, Mr. Miecio! 577 01:02:03,910 --> 01:02:05,130 It's not him! 578 01:02:08,470 --> 01:02:11,630 Sir, have you parked at the airport an hour ago? 579 01:02:11,730 --> 01:02:14,840 - When the plane from Rome arrived? - Let's say I did. 580 01:02:14,890 --> 01:02:16,030 What a mess, pal! 581 01:02:16,470 --> 01:02:18,190 You took a man with a child. 582 01:02:18,350 --> 01:02:20,430 Do not deny it! People saw you! 583 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:23,430 So what? Can't you help people anymore? 584 01:02:24,190 --> 01:02:26,630 - Maybe I'm a good guy? - Exactly! 585 01:02:26,790 --> 01:02:27,810 It was our man. 586 01:02:27,870 --> 01:02:30,270 What have you done with him? The minister is waiting for him! 587 01:02:30,310 --> 01:02:32,840 - It's a matter of state! - Foreign affairs! 588 01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:34,030 Where is he? 589 01:02:39,870 --> 01:02:41,260 Don't worry! 590 01:02:41,830 --> 01:02:44,870 In the evening, I'll kindly drop you at the station. 591 01:02:47,470 --> 01:02:50,150 Road gentleman is a friend of a passer-by. 592 01:02:50,670 --> 01:02:53,750 But the road is not a pasture, you Grójec scoundrel! 593 01:02:53,910 --> 01:02:55,930 Watch it, you road hog! 594 01:02:57,270 --> 01:02:59,470 Not from Grójec, but from Sulęcice! 595 01:03:00,390 --> 01:03:03,650 And I'll write to a newspaper about what you've done at the station! 596 01:03:03,690 --> 01:03:05,850 I remember your number! Crikey! 597 01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:06,930 Crikey? 598 01:03:07,790 --> 01:03:10,140 I'll get you! 599 01:03:31,910 --> 01:03:33,200 My bones! 600 01:03:51,310 --> 01:03:52,420 Children. 601 01:03:58,830 --> 01:04:02,330 Militiaman! Militiaman! 602 01:04:04,230 --> 01:04:05,840 Master Corporal! 603 01:04:08,910 --> 01:04:10,710 We arrested one. 604 01:04:10,870 --> 01:04:12,790 A very undisciplined individual. 605 01:04:12,850 --> 01:04:15,100 We had to whistle at him three times. 606 01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:18,200 I've arrived to Warsaw today. 607 01:04:19,830 --> 01:04:22,710 Rode a car without a driver. 608 01:04:23,550 --> 01:04:25,790 Alright, alright. I've heard it. 609 01:04:25,910 --> 01:04:27,970 You're all in a hurry or in trouble 610 01:04:28,010 --> 01:04:29,770 and then you get hit by a car. 611 01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:32,420 And in your country they'll say it's a militiaman's fault. 612 01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:34,910 That's right! Then we're to blame for! 613 01:04:35,070 --> 01:04:36,390 Traffic service! 614 01:04:37,230 --> 01:04:40,650 You have to think about your kids. And wife. 615 01:04:41,390 --> 01:04:42,590 Do you have a wife? 616 01:04:45,510 --> 01:04:48,080 A wife. You have one? 617 01:04:51,570 --> 01:04:52,890 How beautiful! 618 01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:55,510 - A nice lady! - She sure is! 619 01:04:57,470 --> 01:04:59,070 All Poles are nice! 620 01:05:02,190 --> 01:05:03,250 Very nice! 621 01:05:04,590 --> 01:05:08,230 Stunning! Polish girls are beautiful! 622 01:05:08,630 --> 01:05:10,570 - Yes, yes. - I arrest him! 623 01:05:11,430 --> 01:05:12,630 There you go. 624 01:05:19,790 --> 01:05:20,870 Your reward. 625 01:05:21,150 --> 01:05:23,190 - Be Prepared! - Be Prepared! 626 01:05:23,350 --> 01:05:25,830 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 627 01:05:25,990 --> 01:05:26,910 Two per head. 628 01:06:28,590 --> 01:06:30,160 12:00. 629 01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:49,870 Help! Guys! Help! 630 01:06:50,870 --> 01:06:52,420 Help! 631 01:07:05,510 --> 01:07:07,870 Craneman! Władek! 632 01:07:15,070 --> 01:07:16,950 Lunch break, guys. 633 01:07:17,110 --> 01:07:18,860 Lunch break! 634 01:07:27,350 --> 01:07:30,020 - How long will you stay here? - An hour. 635 01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,590 I had to leave the crossroads. I'll be back in a minute. 636 01:07:36,630 --> 01:07:40,110 It's a foreigner. Take care of him when he's out, could you? 637 01:07:47,910 --> 01:07:50,450 Number 371. 638 01:07:51,350 --> 01:07:55,350 He loves the rush of space and jogs in the morning on wet grass. 639 01:07:55,510 --> 01:07:57,910 Romantic nature. Restless 640 01:07:58,230 --> 01:08:00,710 but without violent upheavals. 641 01:08:05,910 --> 01:08:07,270 372. 642 01:08:07,430 --> 01:08:08,470 A homebody 643 01:08:08,630 --> 01:08:11,850 with a substantive and realistic attitude to the world. 644 01:08:11,910 --> 01:08:15,790 - He enjoys good food and TV. - Exactly, TV. 645 01:08:15,950 --> 01:08:18,490 Now, they'd only watch TV if they could. 646 01:08:18,550 --> 01:08:21,040 So what should be his hobbies? 647 01:08:21,430 --> 01:08:25,550 - Well, I represent union trades. - Union trades? 648 01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:26,830 I don't understand. 649 01:08:26,870 --> 01:08:30,160 - We have a protection of a profession, right? - Right. 650 01:08:33,870 --> 01:08:35,480 Close your eyes, sir. 651 01:08:37,310 --> 01:08:38,350 Can you smell it? 652 01:08:40,430 --> 01:08:41,940 - Sex. - Sex? 653 01:08:42,740 --> 01:08:44,730 That's the name of the perfume. 654 01:08:44,790 --> 01:08:47,990 Each week, they introduce new ones. 655 01:08:48,150 --> 01:08:49,870 And I have to sit 656 01:08:50,030 --> 01:08:52,530 8 hours straight in these smells. 657 01:08:52,870 --> 01:08:57,990 And I'm already so intoxicated and so aroused. 658 01:08:58,150 --> 01:09:01,270 I complained to the Works Council. 659 01:09:01,330 --> 01:09:05,200 And they told me that only some kind of a Southerner. 660 01:09:06,190 --> 01:09:07,700 Maybe a Spaniard? 661 01:09:08,710 --> 01:09:12,190 Sir, they're not from those who run barefoot in the morning 662 01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:14,130 or watch TV in the evening. 663 01:09:15,230 --> 01:09:17,350 - Good morning. - Good morning. 664 01:09:24,310 --> 01:09:25,590 And what? 665 01:09:26,410 --> 01:09:28,360 Not yet. They're looking for him. 666 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:31,260 You're safe. I brought you one. 667 01:09:33,110 --> 01:09:35,360 - Nice, ha? - Is he real? 668 01:09:35,870 --> 01:09:38,190 - He sure is! - Not a word in Polish! 669 01:09:38,790 --> 01:09:41,110 My wife. 670 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:44,330 I understand. 671 01:09:50,070 --> 01:09:51,500 Pleasure to meet you. 672 01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:54,350 Your husband is very kind. 673 01:09:55,550 --> 01:09:56,520 Gorgeous! 674 01:09:56,780 --> 01:10:00,030 Tell him that the sergeant from the entrance will take care of him. 675 01:10:00,070 --> 01:10:01,110 Goodbye. 676 01:10:01,710 --> 01:10:02,890 Thank you. 677 01:10:03,950 --> 01:10:05,560 Please do sit, sir. 678 01:10:14,510 --> 01:10:17,170 - Francesco... - Rovanelli. 679 01:10:19,910 --> 01:10:22,190 Mrs. Asia. I tried to persuade her. 680 01:10:22,250 --> 01:10:24,050 She insists on a foreigner. 681 01:10:24,110 --> 01:10:26,790 Mr. Ludwik, the client is always right. 682 01:10:26,950 --> 01:10:29,830 She is, but we don't have a foreigner! 683 01:10:29,990 --> 01:10:31,510 Make a vibe, sir. 684 01:10:31,870 --> 01:10:33,430 Okay, boss. 685 01:10:57,470 --> 01:10:59,470 This gentleman comes from Italy. 686 01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:01,270 I'd prefer a Spaniard. 687 01:11:01,390 --> 01:11:02,870 Then you'll have to wait. 688 01:11:02,930 --> 01:11:05,930 We already have subscriptions for the third quarter. 689 01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:09,040 What's your decision? 690 01:11:09,670 --> 01:11:12,070 Can I take a look at him in daylight? 691 01:11:12,180 --> 01:11:14,830 You always have the right to make a complaint. 692 01:11:14,870 --> 01:11:16,770 Just confirm a receipt. 693 01:11:21,990 --> 01:11:24,550 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 694 01:11:28,630 --> 01:11:29,550 Hit it! 695 01:11:32,070 --> 01:11:35,350 Warsaw can be your best friend. 696 01:11:35,510 --> 01:11:38,790 Warsaw can be your pal. 697 01:11:38,950 --> 01:11:42,030 There is happiness, there is joy. 698 01:11:42,190 --> 01:11:45,630 It's a thief of longing hearts. 699 01:11:45,790 --> 01:11:49,070 No wonder a capital city. 700 01:11:49,230 --> 01:11:52,230 No words can describe its beauty. 701 01:11:52,390 --> 01:11:55,470 Speaking broadly and narrowly. 702 01:11:55,630 --> 01:11:58,790 It's just jolly, lively and pretty. 703 01:11:58,950 --> 01:12:05,550 Not a single city can hold a candle, Paris is not an exception. 704 01:12:05,710 --> 01:12:08,790 Because everyone knows that… Pardon! 705 01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:12,090 You were supposed to stay on Chmielna Street. 706 01:12:12,130 --> 01:12:13,970 Be a devil, officer. 707 01:12:14,750 --> 01:12:17,950 You won't miss a magistrate court this time. 708 01:12:18,190 --> 01:12:19,110 Dear bobby! 709 01:12:25,390 --> 01:12:27,630 "Play, Beautiful Gypsy." 710 01:12:31,230 --> 01:12:35,150 I had it on my wedding. It'll bring you luck. 711 01:13:00,390 --> 01:13:02,230 Happiness! True happiness! 712 01:13:02,390 --> 01:13:03,790 Despite Monday! 713 01:13:03,950 --> 01:13:07,350 We earned a bonus and fulfilled the plan. 714 01:13:18,150 --> 01:13:19,540 Gee up, Kasia! 715 01:13:30,230 --> 01:13:33,550 I also met my Gienia in autumn. 716 01:14:17,390 --> 01:14:23,250 Have you bought a Toto ticket? 717 01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:52,720 How impatient! 718 01:14:53,550 --> 01:14:55,400 You Italians! 719 01:14:58,310 --> 01:15:01,080 Come on, let's not wait! 720 01:15:23,910 --> 01:15:24,880 Gee up! 721 01:15:54,590 --> 01:15:55,940 You're lucky! 722 01:15:56,270 --> 01:15:58,510 Literally, at the last minute! 723 01:15:58,670 --> 01:16:00,450 Admissions are about to close. 724 01:16:00,510 --> 01:16:02,910 - Name. - Zygmunt Bączyk. 725 01:16:03,430 --> 01:16:07,790 - What district? - State Machine Centre in Sulęcice. 726 01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:10,120 Room 4. 727 01:16:16,430 --> 01:16:18,020 The list is closed. 728 01:16:18,470 --> 01:16:20,120 Don't let anyone in, please. 729 01:16:55,670 --> 01:16:56,810 Nice, ha? 730 01:16:57,270 --> 01:16:58,480 Intense. 731 01:16:58,990 --> 01:17:00,070 Exactly! 732 01:17:00,230 --> 01:17:02,590 Well said, sir. Intense. 733 01:17:04,510 --> 01:17:06,640 - And engaged. - Engaged? 734 01:17:07,110 --> 01:17:08,060 Yes. 735 01:17:08,550 --> 01:17:10,430 And it's not a regular wrench. 736 01:17:10,590 --> 01:17:13,230 - A 19mm t-handle socket. - Exactly. 737 01:17:13,390 --> 01:17:17,170 This, together with the vertical elements, 738 01:17:18,150 --> 01:17:22,830 symbolizes the primeval rush of a human being for modernity. 739 01:17:31,350 --> 01:17:32,630 Rose joints. 740 01:17:35,390 --> 01:17:37,680 For heaven's sake! Rose joints! 741 01:17:39,230 --> 01:17:41,070 Quarter-inch ones! 742 01:17:46,790 --> 01:17:47,990 Is it yours? 743 01:17:48,350 --> 01:17:49,650 Do you like it? 744 01:17:50,390 --> 01:17:51,770 Do I like it? 745 01:17:52,190 --> 01:17:53,630 Sir, it's beautiful! 746 01:17:53,790 --> 01:17:56,650 Our builders are waiting for it! 747 01:17:57,750 --> 01:18:01,810 Look, it's my delegation. They sent me to the capital. 748 01:18:02,260 --> 01:18:05,670 Bączyk, don't come back without it or our plan goes blooey. 749 01:18:05,710 --> 01:18:07,590 And peasants will delay harvest! 750 01:18:08,670 --> 01:18:09,750 Peasants too? 751 01:18:10,910 --> 01:18:13,150 Naturally! I'm from the Machine Centre 752 01:18:13,190 --> 01:18:14,230 in Sulęcice. 753 01:18:15,030 --> 01:18:16,270 37. 754 01:18:20,790 --> 01:18:23,280 What a joy! 38. 755 01:18:24,030 --> 01:18:25,830 For how much to write a check? 756 01:18:25,950 --> 01:18:27,020 A check? 757 01:18:27,460 --> 01:18:29,640 You've restored my faith in humanity! 758 01:18:29,700 --> 01:18:33,520 For three years, I've been creating modern sculptures and nothing! 759 01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:37,060 And now builders, even peasants, can't work without it! 760 01:18:37,430 --> 01:18:38,590 So how much for it? 761 01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:40,110 Nothing. Nothing. 762 01:18:40,270 --> 01:18:42,750 I've always aimed at builders and peasants. 763 01:18:42,830 --> 01:18:43,830 Take it for free. 764 01:18:44,550 --> 01:18:45,850 Thank you, sir. 765 01:18:46,390 --> 01:18:48,350 - Do you have a car? - A Syrena. 766 01:18:48,510 --> 01:18:49,510 Syrena? 767 01:18:49,670 --> 01:18:51,910 Then come to Sulęcice. 768 01:18:52,070 --> 01:18:53,720 We'll renovate it. 769 01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:54,990 For free. 770 01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:56,440 Thank you. 771 01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:58,990 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 772 01:18:59,310 --> 01:19:01,910 Finally something real! 773 01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:05,310 Yes. Simple. 774 01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:10,300 Even raw. 775 01:19:10,950 --> 01:19:13,080 Sincerity of expression. 776 01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:17,670 Truth. 777 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:34,710 - You wanted to finish earlier. - Not any more. 778 01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:41,190 But what about the till? 779 01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:47,800 There'll be no shortage. 780 01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:45,720 Duet. 781 01:20:46,150 --> 01:20:48,220 May-be. 782 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:19,870 You're late. 783 01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:22,060 I've had trouble parking a car. 784 01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:23,350 Where have you left it? 785 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:25,870 By the post office. You'll find it easily. 786 01:21:25,930 --> 01:21:28,460 I parked near the shop with a painted window 787 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,450 with a big "Renovation" on it. 788 01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,640 You're wearing it wrong! 789 01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:36,320 We need to look like foreigners! 790 01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:40,240 In Poland, nobody frowns upon a foreigner. 791 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,690 Maybe we could put it off? It's Monday. 792 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:43,650 Are you crazy? 793 01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:46,330 It's 15th. People pay instalments. Come! 794 01:21:46,390 --> 01:21:48,860 You have to keep them at least for a minute 795 01:21:48,910 --> 01:21:50,990 so I can make it to the car. 796 01:21:52,820 --> 01:21:55,410 We're running after him through all the city. 797 01:21:55,450 --> 01:21:57,930 And I bet he's in the office. Give me 50gr. 798 01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:02,560 What the heck? 799 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,710 Let's go to a post office! 800 01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:17,040 Who saves up? Hand up! 801 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:20,080 Who has a saving book? Another hand up! 802 01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:21,480 1, 2... 803 01:22:21,540 --> 01:22:24,070 The man in glasses, put down your briefcase. 804 01:22:24,110 --> 01:22:25,070 3, 4... 805 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:27,040 Keep your hands up! 806 01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:30,540 5, 6, 7, 8... 807 01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:38,020 9, 10, 11, 12, 808 01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:45,800 13, 14, 15, 16, 17... 809 01:22:46,940 --> 01:22:48,650 Don't hide behind a pillar. 810 01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:53,710 18, 19, 20, 21. 811 01:22:54,210 --> 01:22:55,140 Five hundreds. 812 01:22:55,200 --> 01:23:02,200 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 813 01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:08,020 28, 29, 30, 814 01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:12,040 31, 32 - I also save up! 815 01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:14,840 33, 34, 35, 816 01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:21,240 - 36, 37, 38, 39, 40... - Thank you. 817 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:26,230 41, 42, 43... Hands higher! 818 01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:58,190 The minister is waiting for me. To sign a contract. 819 01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:01,480 How impatient. 820 01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:39,250 47... Everyone keep your hands up! 821 01:25:40,440 --> 01:25:41,740 48... 822 01:25:43,110 --> 01:25:45,550 Don't move! Don't take your hands down! 823 01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:47,520 We're about to finish! 824 01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:49,830 49... 825 01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:56,360 No, it's too heavy for me. 826 01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:59,080 One more minute, as we planned. 827 01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:00,400 50, 828 01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:07,130 51... All right. 829 01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:11,360 Let's pick the winners! 830 01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:17,890 Number 23 wins a saving book with 500 zlotys. 831 01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:21,030 Number 18.. 832 01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:24,160 You need help? 833 01:26:24,220 --> 01:26:26,630 What happened? What's the matter? 834 01:26:26,990 --> 01:26:29,860 What is it? How did you get it? Is it for sell? 835 01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:32,160 - I can read it! - Take it slow! 836 01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:43,440 Thank you all very much for promoting this great feature of thriftiness. 837 01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:46,740 Sir, I speak English very well! 838 01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:49,040 So what? He's Italian. 839 01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:51,810 - Our Italian guy! - Who? 840 01:26:51,870 --> 01:26:52,850 The one we lost! 841 01:26:52,910 --> 01:26:54,240 - Where? - Here! 842 01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:55,920 - Are you sure? - Yes! 843 01:26:56,080 --> 01:26:57,770 He's there! There! 844 01:26:58,240 --> 01:26:59,370 At last! 845 01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:01,560 - This one? - This! 846 01:27:09,480 --> 01:27:10,800 I'm so sorry! 847 01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:12,240 Give it! 848 01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:16,210 So much trouble and it all ended happily! 849 01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:19,800 Saviour! Dearest! Saviour! 850 01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:47,250 Gentlemen! 851 01:27:47,730 --> 01:27:50,780 Would you please take care of our countryman and his luggage? 852 01:27:50,820 --> 01:27:52,940 You know, gentlemen, what is inside. 853 01:27:52,980 --> 01:27:54,100 Come! 854 01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:56,520 Excuse me! 855 01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:23,400 They don't have such food in America. 856 01:28:23,460 --> 01:28:24,420 Tasty. 857 01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:27,760 One more shot, son. And we have to go. 858 01:28:27,820 --> 01:28:29,800 They're waiting for us at school. 859 01:28:33,120 --> 01:28:35,470 Down the hatch! 860 01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:42,640 When I wanted to drink in America 861 01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:45,530 I told myself: Frost, stop it! 862 01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:49,760 There's no vodka here and you won't drink shit. 863 01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:54,280 Better put this dollar in a trunk. 864 01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:57,200 That's how I made a fortune. 865 01:28:57,360 --> 01:29:02,740 There was business, but here I was empty. 866 01:29:03,850 --> 01:29:05,430 Empty? There you go. 867 01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:09,640 I've languished after all this. 868 01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:11,640 Then take another shot! 869 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:13,380 I will, yes. 870 01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:19,360 Good, very good. Thank you. 871 01:29:20,440 --> 01:29:24,050 Ladies and gentleman, the party's over! 872 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:27,900 According to our schedule, we already have to be there. 873 01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:48,800 Finally. 874 01:29:48,960 --> 01:29:52,650 We've been looking for you through all the city for an hour. 875 01:29:56,120 --> 01:29:58,320 Your passenger is in a restaurant? 876 01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:00,320 I'll go and get him. 877 01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:01,800 Stay. 878 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:03,760 They're coming. 879 01:30:26,280 --> 01:30:27,240 We're lucky. 880 01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:29,470 It didn't take long to find you. 881 01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:32,800 These are the money. 882 01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:36,520 The whole sum. 883 01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:38,000 Nothing's missing. 884 01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:39,390 Sir... 885 01:30:41,260 --> 01:30:43,700 I'm happy that I can shake your hand. 886 01:30:43,770 --> 01:30:45,880 Not many people like you these days. 887 01:30:45,930 --> 01:30:46,940 This way. 888 01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:52,270 I screwed. 889 01:30:52,320 --> 01:30:56,040 The real professional wouldn't start working on Monday. 890 01:30:56,440 --> 01:30:58,230 We will escort you. 891 01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:00,160 Let's go. 892 01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:03,640 Get in, you'll go with us. 893 01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:05,520 My soul belongs to them. 894 01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:07,280 I'm going for a bus. 895 01:31:13,720 --> 01:31:15,480 Get in, you old dutch. 896 01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:23,110 A bit higher, Miss Marysia. 897 01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:26,120 They're coming. 898 01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:28,110 They're coming! 899 01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:30,400 Play. 900 01:31:30,440 --> 01:31:33,000 Gentlemen, play! Give it some welly! 901 01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:51,090 Excuse me. We're from radio. 902 01:31:51,130 --> 01:31:54,890 Sir, do you also want to donate your savings to build a school? 903 01:31:59,350 --> 01:32:01,520 You see that? He's covering his face. 904 01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:03,980 A good guy. He doesn't care for the fame. 905 01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:38,750 I'm sorry. 906 01:32:39,080 --> 01:32:41,320 I'm so sorry, grandpa. 907 01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:44,680 You're a liar and a scamp! 908 01:32:45,320 --> 01:32:47,160 I counted on you! 909 01:32:47,320 --> 01:32:49,320 I told you not to start on Monday. 910 01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:51,280 I really couldn't get a car. 911 01:32:51,340 --> 01:32:53,220 They open new schools every day. 912 01:32:53,290 --> 01:32:56,130 But today they open three Millennium Memorials! 913 01:32:56,290 --> 01:32:59,870 Without a car, we're done for! 914 01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:02,000 Dear countryman, 915 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,640 from the bottom of our hearts 916 01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:08,760 we gladly welcome you in an old Polish way on our new threshold. 917 01:33:45,080 --> 01:33:47,800 It's his turn. You'll go for the third one. 918 01:33:54,040 --> 01:33:56,240 I didn't know what it's so beautiful. 919 01:33:56,400 --> 01:33:57,840 It's really nice. 920 01:33:58,520 --> 01:33:59,840 I am glad. 921 01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:02,930 Very glad. 922 01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:15,840 Here. Here! 923 01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:28,040 The Millennium Memorial School 924 01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:31,320 sponsored by the Polish community abroad. 925 01:34:47,290 --> 01:34:48,640 In Warsaw, a new school 926 01:34:48,680 --> 01:34:51,480 named after the Polish community abroad had its grand opening. 927 01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:54,980 The building was sponsored with the extensive help of our countrymen abroad. 928 01:34:55,030 --> 01:34:57,320 It's already the 1391st school 929 01:34:57,380 --> 01:35:00,900 built to commemorate the 1000 years of the Polish State. 930 01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:04,530 In the rooms of Warsaw gallery "Zachęta", 931 01:35:04,580 --> 01:35:08,460 visitors can see the exhibition of works sent on a contest "Us 70". 932 01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:12,470 The 1st prize for a sculpture went to Zygmunt Bączyk from Sulęcice 933 01:35:12,510 --> 01:35:15,160 for his piece titled "Rose Joint Holder". 934 01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:19,960 Many works have been already bought by workplace representatives. 935 01:35:20,760 --> 01:35:23,840 It's the end of our bailer string problems. 936 01:35:23,900 --> 01:35:27,540 Today, the international representatives of the Italian company "Ceni" 937 01:35:27,580 --> 01:35:30,960 and the Agricultural Machine and Tools Centre "Maszynohurt" 938 01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:33,200 signed a long-term commercial agreement 939 01:35:33,240 --> 01:35:35,830 on the mutual exchange of agricultural machinery. 940 01:35:35,870 --> 01:35:39,050 In return for our combine harvesters exported to Italy, 941 01:35:39,090 --> 01:35:42,080 we will receive, among others, bailer string 942 01:35:42,240 --> 01:35:45,720 which should fully cover the rural market demand. 943 01:35:47,600 --> 01:35:49,270 19:04. 944 01:36:08,080 --> 01:36:10,390 It's the wrong street! 945 01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:18,340 22:17. 946 01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:37,140 23:57. 947 01:37:52,120 --> 01:37:54,350 23:59. 948 01:38:02,480 --> 01:38:03,370 Yes? 949 01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:06,130 What is it? 950 01:38:08,880 --> 01:38:10,680 Is it you, Wojtuś? 951 01:38:11,200 --> 01:38:15,540 The gates are shut in a distance, their moaning quiet and shy. 952 01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:22,380 Amidst the glowing night, there we are again - only you and I. 953 01:38:23,680 --> 01:38:28,300 In this hour before a dawn, when you dream the future bright. 954 01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:34,950 I uncover the youth of your face from beneath the eventide. 63221