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[woman] Previously on "Love & Hip Hop Atlanta"...

After we got out of that court,

I really see the person that I'm dealing with.

[Stevie J] I probably went a little too far by asking for custody

and for her to be drug tested.

But I was upset at the time.

"Alleged father, Steven Jordan,

probability of paternity 99.9%."

[cork pops]

I knew he was the dad, but now it's sinking

to me that he's gonna be...

In your life forever?

I slipped, I-- I [bleep] up when I [bleep] the chick.

Now she saying she got a baby and it's mine.

[Stevie J] Oh, man...

I don't even know what to even think about you.

You need to go file for a divorce.

We're not getting married, we're not moving forward.

We're not doing none of that.

You know what? I'm done. I'm completely done!

Stupid [bleep] bitch!

Don't [bleep] play with me!

I'm your [bleep] mother, bitch!

Bitch, you ain't never been that.

[Jessica Dime] Are you really dating Joc?

I really [bleep] with Joc.

Aren't you dating Karlie?

I ain't married to nobody.

But Rod, you know, is a longtime homie

of mine, or whatever, from the streets.

He let it come out his mouth, him and Sina done [bleep].

Me and Rod are cool. We kind of are dating.

Dime, it's so nice seeing you again.

I ain't seen you since Joseline's video shoot, girl.

I met a girl named Melissa,

and she helped Dime

and Joseline squash their beefs.

[man] Hmm...

You went to Joseline's video shoot?

Yeah, I did.

She Joseline friend! Bitch!

[all clamoring]

What's up, bitch?

Come here from mother[bleep] Joseline.

Get that bitch up out my [bleep]!

Punk-ass ho!

Bitches! Hey!

♪♪

♪ This is the life ♪

♪ This is the life, this is the life ♪

♪ This is the life ♪

♪ This is the life, this is the life ♪

♪ This is the life ♪

♪ This is the life, this is the life ♪

♪ This is the life ♪

♪ There ain't nothing like hip-hop music ♪

♪ This is the life, this is the life ♪

♪ This is the life ♪

♪ This is the life, this is the life ♪♪

Cheers! Shout out to everybody who came out here to support me.

I [bleep] with y'all.

Bitches! Hey!

♪♪

So the last person I expected to see here tonight was my mom.

I haven't seen her since the day I got out of jail,

and we had that big fight.

And that was okay with me.

So, guys, this is my mom and, um...

[overlapping greetings]

But now, here she is, and I'm sure KK

has everything to do with it.

Where you been at, Ma?

I been-- well, you know...

No.

I've been in Vegas.

I've been doing my thing out there, you know?

I got a little spot now.

Just, like, you know, Atlanta ain't show me no love.

So I just gotta move on.

Hear that. Amen. Amen about that.

But you made it here for this event, that's--

I've made it for this event

because my baby's doing her thing.

I love you for this!

[Scrappy] That's for sure.

[overlapping chatter]

I asked Samantha to come tonight

because I knew it would be important to Tommie.

I know that they have deep issues

that they need to work out.

But Samantha being present is a start.

Everything that went down in the last situation...

You know, I was [bleep] up.

It was, it was ugly, it was terrible.

I didn't really want this [bleep] to go like that.

I didn't either.

Don't you cry, I'm not playing-- stop.

You a strong woman.

You're just, like, marvelous to me right now.

I don't want you to feel bad about anything you said or did.

I'm not mad because I know how you are, okay?

Yup.

You "quad" polar.

She ain't bipolar, she's quad polar.

[Scrappy] Amen! Amen!

[laughter]

And we've witnessed that today.

Amen!Yeah.

I'm so happy that Tommie mom showed up and that she's here.

Irregardless of how much Tommie might huff and puff,

she's still a daughter

who wants her mom love and affection.

And Miss Samantha showing up

may be a step into the right direction.

This has been the most turnt wine tasting I ever been to!

[laughter]

♪♪

[Joseline] I'm due any day now, and I'm so thankful to God

that I got good friends to support me.

I should be laying around with my feet kicked up,

getting massages on my back and massages on my feet.

Instead, I got a deadbeat baby daddy

that wants to pretend he wants custody of my baby.

[scoffs]

Hey, Melissa.

[chuckling] What you doing?

What's going on, bae?What's up?

I-- I'm trying to build this stuff,

but I don't know how to do it.

It's driving me [bleep] nuts.

[Melissa] All right, first--

Why do I have to do this?

First of all, you don't have this in any kind of order.

I don't understand how to do this.

Hey, Dawn.Hey, Boo.

I stopped in the kitchen and got you a little snack.

Ooh, I hate you!

Why you try to make me so fat?

Thank you, though.

You didn't even open all the parts.

You got the directions out of order.

I don't know what to do.

It's unfortunate that Stevie's not around.

But you know what?

Joseline's gonna be just fine.

No Stevie, no problems.

I got news to tell ya.

I found out who my baby daddy was.

Child, we've been to-- Well, who is it?

Steven Jordan.

Of course.Right, oh, God.

He's 99.9... Can y'all believe it?

After all the bull[bleep], try to portray...

After all the bull[bleep].

There was never any doubt in my mind,

Joseline's mind, or Dawn's mind

that Stevie is the child's father.

So now we gonna have to go back to court

for me to put him on child support.

I'm not gonna be like

Molly the maid/the porn star/Melissa's bitch,

that they not put her baby daddy on child support.

Right.

I mean, I think that's important.

That's a guarantee.

And as far as co-parenting,

I am gonna get 100% custody of my daughter.

Why did I tell him that he was Bonnie's father?

I shoulda never told him that.

What-- and then what would you do?

Just be you?

Yes.

She has a father, and she's gonna wanna know who that is.

She's gonna look for him.

He should be loving her before he was saying

that he wasn't the daddy.

That man's gonna wanna see his baby,

and he's gonna wanna see that baby every day.

Well, you know what you should tell that man?

He should go talk to the judge.

Oh, Joseline.

When Joseline first told me after seven months

of not speaking with Stevie that they were back talking,

I knew it wasn't gonna last.

One day, they're playing house,

then the next day, they're fighting over custody in court.

Stevie knows good and well

he does not want custody of that baby.

He's just talking about her using drugs

just to get under her skin.

But she chose this man, and he's Bonnie's father.

So, they gonna have to figure out how to make it work

for the sake of Bonnie Bella.

And you know what, guys?

I'm thinking about moving to Miami.

I mean, what else do I have to do in Atlanta?

Baby daddy drama. It's finished.

I don't want him to see my daughter.

Stevie is going to regret everything

that he's done to his daughter.

You deny your daughter.

Now you might wanna be in her life.

Ain't none of that.

Now that I have the proof, I could get my money

and just do what I wanna do, and that's go to Miami.

She can grow with her cousins.

She'll have her grandmother, her grandpa.

And the music is there for me.

I'm 100% sure I'm moving to Miami.

I think it's a good idea.

Miami awaits for the Puerto Rican Princess.

♪♪

♪♪

[Scrappy] I didn't really get to talk to big sis Rasheeda

over at the wine tasting.

[bleep] got crazy and all that.

So, I figure we should hook up, you know what I'm saying,

to make sure big sis okay.

But it's just weird 'cause, you know,

Kirk and Rasheeda both my friends.

Look at your hair.Uh-huh.

What you, what you--

You got some new swag poppin', you know?

Yeah, my swinag--

I guess, well, you know, on this blond thing.

[both laughing]

What's going on with you?

Life. What's going on with you?

Same [bleep].

Can't complain if I do, what's gonna happen.

So, wait...Yeah?

The wedding planning, that's gotta be exciting.

Well, Sheeda, you know...

wedding been cancelled.

Scrappy...It's over with.

What your ass done did?

I know it's you, I know it's you.

No, see...You know what?

'Cause you do this [bleep] all the time.

No, I swear, like, it normally be me.

But, like, this time... is us.

This [bleep] me and Bamb got going on ain't got nowhere

a comparison to Kirk and Rasheeda right now.

If they can't make it,

man, ain't nobody making it, jack.

Now, as much as I miss the Bam, I'm glad that we came together

and got on our right mind-- you feel what I'm sayin'?

Before we even walked down that damn aisle.

I pulled up on their poker game--

the guys, and still everybody playing.

I see Kirk, Stevie, Joc,

couple other homies and, uh...

I was playing poker and they were just, like, boom!

Yeah, Kirk and, uh... his girl, you know, blaming this on Kirk.

Like, I was, like, hold on.

Wow, what? What the [bleep] y'all talking about?

And then, you know, Joc,

he reach over, showed me a picture of the baby.

Oh, really?

Joc talking about, you know, he smashed her, too.

Oh, God.

I'm at the table, just, like, wow!

This is what's going on.

So, what the hell was Kirk saying?

Like, he ain't got nothing to really do with that.

That's all he kept saying, like,

and I was, like, okay, well...

You know, did you, you know, smash her?

If it's a baby involved,

then some smashing had to be involved.

Do you believe what Kirk tell you?

As far as him saying it's not his kid?

Yeah.

I'm not sure.

So what you gonna do?

I'm really not sure what I'm gonna do.

If I'm gonna proceed forward with a divorce.

Right now, we're living apart.

Mm.

And it's real hard with the kids, you know?

What bothers me is, like, he's done something.

But it's like a bunch of [bleep] on me.

Karter too young to...

To even know or care, yeah.He don't know.

Ky, you know, him being a teenager, like, he see...

Yeah....that something's not right.

I honestly don't know what's gonna happen with me and Kirk.

Some days, I feel like, yup, filing for divorce.

And other days, I just wanna hide

under the cover and disappear.

And in the meantime, I got kids to take care of.

And, honestly, I don't wanna break up my family.

But their daddy is damn sure trying to do that.

I'm waiting on him to fix something,

but I don't know if there's anything he can do.

What about a DNA test? Y'all ain't talk about that?

Listen, I've been so angry that I didn't--

I haven't even been able to sit down

and talk to him about the situation like that.

Yeah.

Kirk and ours communication has been...

texts about the kids and about business.

Damn.

If he wants to get this marriage

in any kind of a understanding place...

Yeah.

There's things that he needs to do.

I'm gonna go holler at cuz and say, "Brah, for real.

You gotta take that test."

Real man gonna stand up for that.

I mean, a real man better fight for their family

if that's what he want.

That's all I can say.

I warned her about you

because of what you've been doing to other women.

You don't know them bitches.

Yes, I do.

My lucky ass is gonna get the [bleep] out your house!

And good night.

We wasn't having sex.

Rasheeda's, like, if you touch her,

she roll-- roll her back over.

Tommie says that she is dating Joc.

My name is Revenge.

[laughter and chatter]

Jump, bitch!

Come on then, bitch!

♪♪

[Karlie] Things haven't been going so good for the couples I know.

Sierra and her husband may be getting a divorce.

Rasheeda's going through it with Kirk.

But surprisingly, Joc and I are doing okay.

The last time Joc and I were a couple, we had some problems.

But that's because we weren't honest with each other.

Whoa! My dimples!

Mwah.

Hi, boo.Ohh...

So, I had all kinds of issues

with his old girl Khadiyah,

a.k.a. Miss Piggy, and his baby mama, Sina.

But I'm glad to say that's all in my past.

Me and Joc are in a good place.

And Sina and I-- I guess you could say we're friends.

Or at least friendly enough for her to invite me out to lunch.

And I got a couple of questions for her, anyway.

Girl, I got so much drama going on.

With Joc trying to make our co-parenting thing work.

Hence, why I wanted us to talk today.

Girl, I gotta ask you a question.

[laughing]

Me and Joc,

we went out to eat

with Rod and Jasmine and...

Rod brought your name up.

And I'm, like...

You know how my baby father is.

He done slept with Jasmine.

Allegedly.

No, if we know Joc...

It kind of made me a little upset.

And I kind of, I kind of lied.

And I said, "Oh, yeah, we're dating."

He got pissed off and stormed out.

You were trying to make him jealous?

I was.

[both laughing]

Now, you know I'm all for this [bleep].

But this right here is a little crazy.

If Joc is just your baby daddy,

why do you feel the need to make him jealous again?

Joc has always told me that Sina has never been able to let go.

Maybe he's right.

Here is the tea, here is the tea.

Okay, okay.

So, I went to go see my girlfriend Tresure, who has--

Who's Tresure?She's my girlfriend.

She just moved out here from Houston.

Joc has been mentoring her

because she's been doing a lot of radio stuff.

Joc mentoring somebody?

He's really been keeping it professional

in that aspect.Okay.

She told me she went out with the girls,

and Tommie was there.

And she says that Sina gave me the okay,

which I never talked to her about it,

and that she is dating Joc.

What?You heard me.

So, I asked Tresure, I was, like, "Are you sure?"

And she said that she spoke to Joc about it.

He said that he likes Tommie.

So they [bleep].

They probably are, knowing Joc.

I know Joc cannot keep his penis in his pants.

He also loves to remind me

that we not in a committed relationship.

At least keep it 100 with me.

And of all the women in Atlanta,

you gonna go creeping around with my enemy?

This is low, even for Joc.

Tommie trying to get back for that whole...

[both] ...scrap thing.

I said the same thing.She's so petty.

I can't help it that the boy like me, like...

[snickering]

And then what's crazy,

Joc fell into that bull[bleep].

He should love bad and boujee,

but instead he likes ass and dookie.

I like that!

[both laughing]

It's okay.Mm-hmm.

My name is Revenge.

♪♪

[rhythmic knocking]

[Melissa] Coming.

Hey.[chuckling] What's up?

Always got that drink in your hand.

You know you want one.

Tommie's wine tasting was a hot mess.

But a little piece of important information that I picked up

throughout that whole melee

is that Miss Melissa has been a busy little bee.

She got Dawn and Joseline to make up.

And I since found out that she tried to recruit

Tammy and Karlie, too.

Kind of wanted to have a conversation with you.

Melissa has always told me that Joseline and her

only had a business relationship.

But it seems like it's more to their relationship,

and that's a problem.

I hear that you were going around, um,

recruiting everyone to do some sort of video for little girl?

Well, that would be Joseline.

Oh, okay.[laughing] Okay.

She's in a completely different state right now.

Like, I mean, she's a mommy-to-be.

And she's shooting a women's empowerment video.

Excuse me, what?

She said she thinks that it would be a situation where

kids will look up now and be like, "Oh, my goodness."

All these people that were fighting, they've worked it out.

My problem with you is you're always defending this [bleep].

Defending? I'm not defending her.

You're always defending this [bleep]!

And I think you are a good [bleep] judge of character.

And why the [bleep] you being so stupid right now?

I don't understand it.

She's just different, like, right now.

Like, you know what I'm saying?

In the pregnant state, she's different.

She's different right now, that's 'cause she has

no [bleep] friends, Melissa.

Mimi...That's why you gotta go around

recruiting [bleep] and do [bleep] for her,

'cause nobody [bleep] with her.

She has [bleep] me over on several occasions.

I'm aware.So, I can sit here

and tell you from my experiences

that the bitch ain't a decent [bleep] human being.

And just because she hasn't [bleep] you over yet,

you're cool with that [bleep].

Mimi, I been friends with this girl for, like, five years.

Like, literally.

Friends was definitely not the word you used

when you described Joseline to me.

And I do not choose to [bleep] with my [bleep]

that [bleep] with her.

That's not fair.

Mimi, you cannot judge me based upon other people's actions.

I'm so sorry you've had those experiences.

And I'm so sorry that you met those kinds of people.

Okay.But I am not Steven Jordan.

I'm not Chris. I'm not Nikko.

I'm not Ariane, who's [bleep] you over.

I'm not those people.Speaking of Ariane...

Yeah, speaking of Ariane.

Ariane tells me, "Watch out for Melissa.

Watch out for Melissa."

Ariane's just mad 'cause we ain't smashing no more.

Back up.

Oh, your best friend didn't tell you?

[quiet chuckle]

See, I think she's jealous.

She's jealous 'cause I show interest in you

and not her, and that's my honest opinion.Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ari and I, we used to kick it back in the day.

But this happened way before I met Mimi.

And I didn't think it was very important to tell her.

But when I found out Ariane

had been talking bad about me to Mimi,

it's time for me to put our past on blast.

You are a real slippery slope.

"Slippery" is not the word.

I could take a whole lot of people

down a slope with me if I wanted to.

I just choose not to, I respect their privacy.

I'm really trippin' off the fact that

you're giving me such a [bleep] hard time, man.

Like, we good.

You gotta put yourself in my [bleep] shoes.

If I put myself in your shoes, I would [bleep] relax,

'cause you lucked up when you met me.

[scoffs]

Whoa!Whoa.

I'm starting to feel a whole lot of things.

But lucky is not one of 'em.

I feel like I've made some mistakes,

letting the wrong people get too close.

But I can't change the past.

But what I can do is walk away from this lucky situation

I got going on right here before I say something that I regret.

I lucked up?I'm good for you.

I lucked up and met you?

You lucked up.I should be [bleep] grateful.

You should be, so...[chuckling]

You're right, and with that, Melissa,

I'm gonna go, and thank you very much

for the conversation.

I see where we're at.

I see where the [bleep] you're at.

My lucky ass is gonna get the [bleep] out your house!

And good night.

I been talking to Joseline a lot lately.

What?!

You wanna half-ass tell me some [bleep].

Well, listen, this lesbian world is...

[bleep] the lesbian world,

I'm talking about the friendship world.

Oh, okay.Yeah, that world.

♪ Sometimes you gotta give it up, give it up ♪

♪ Give it, give it, give it up, give it up ♪

♪ We can't always be... ♪♪

I really thought I was on a roll.

Making up with Joseline,

getting to know Tommie.

But this bitch Tommie really showed

her true colors the other other night.

And I really feel dumb for keeping a secret

from my friend Karlie, hoping that Tommie and Joc

were gonna do the right thing.

Heeeey!

[both] Hey, boo!

So, I'm here to tell Karlie the whole truth,

and I hope she understands.

[cork pops]

Ooh!Ooh!

Look, I brought wine glasses.

I want a big glass.The more the merrier.

Yes, we made it.What you done did?

I just gotta... fill you in on a few things.

You know, I've been getting out a little bit.

And, you know, like, kind of just meeting up with people

and rekindling some things.

What you mean?

Just kind of, like, talking to Joseline a lot lately.

We're cool, put it like that.

Now we cool?

I don't have the time

to really be, you know,

arguing and fighting with nobody.

I just feel like her being pregnant,

she has changed so much, like, she's just, like,

a totally different person, Karlie.

Joseline, a totally different person?

Ha!

Is the sky blue? Is water wet?

Then Joseline is still a crazy, deranged person,

who I don't want no parts of.

I been growing up so much.

I've been giving people the benefit of the doubt.

I even got cool with Tommie.

So, I showed up at Tommie's wine tasting

to support the bitch.

The scammer?The scammer.

Had a wine tasting event?

A piss tasting event 'cause it taste like piss.

Then I was telling Tommie, like, you know,

I have made up with Joseline.

And I would say how Joseline has turned over a new leaf.

And in the middle of me, like, explaining myself,

Tammy, apple head ass,

interrupt me, talking about my nails.

And I got offended.

So, you know, we get up,

we have words or whatever.Oh, gosh.

Then, Tommie tries to jump in and throw a drink at me.

And all hell broke loose.

Told you, scamming bitches never be friends with nobody

'cause they steal.

[laughing]

I'm really sad to hear that Dime and Tammy got into it.

But Tommie's a whole nother story.

She's trash and will always be trash.

And I really don't understand why people like Dime and Joc

will fall for her con artist scam game.

I do have something I need to tell you.

Tommie and Joc...

they, like, seeing each other.

Yeah, Sina told me.

Joc baby mama Sina?Yeah.

You cool with her?

We been cool before Joc even came to play.

But what I'm trying to see is why didn't you tell me?

[Karlie] Dime is my girl.

And as much as I appreciate her telling me this news now,

she really should've told me when it all went down.

I should not have to hear about this from Sina.

It really hurts my feelings, friend, because if it was you,

I would-- you know I'm that down-ass [bleep] friend

that's gonna tell you because...

But, Karlie...

I told Joc to tell you.

I gave him the opportunity to do it himself,

and he never did it.

He's just so shysty.

And me, my revenge is sweet.

What you thinking about? How you wanna get back?

Me? I always got some [bleep] up my [bleep] sleeve.

Mm...

♪♪

[Mimi] I knew that things between Melissa and I

were gonna come to a head.

Too much bouncing back and forth

between Joseline and I, and a few too many secrets.

I was surprised, though, to find out that her and Ariane

had a fling and... no one decided to share that with me.

It's so cozy.

Friends don't necessarily have to tell each other everything,

but most of the time, Ariane knows exactly what's going on.

But for the life of me, I can't understand

why she didn't tell me

that she used to have something going on with Melissa.

Girl...

Put the phone down, 'cause we gotta talk.

[sighs]

But I went and had a convo with Melissa.

Oh, so what the hell did she have to say, though?

It started out by her

defending Joseline again, of course.

Again?I was just sick of it.

She then proceeded to tell me that I was lucky to know her.

[sighs] Okay...

My thing was,

"And this is why everybody told me

"don't [bleep] trust you

and [bleep] watch out for your ass."

"Who? Who?" I said, "Well, for one, Ariane."

[laughing]

She proceeds to tell me you're just mad

because she's not smashing you anymore.

Are you-- okay...

Just telling you what came out of this woman's mouth.

Okay. She got a lot of [bleep] nerve.

I could talk about so many people I've [bleep], but why?

Y'all don't [bleep] matter, so what the [bleep]

am I gonna have any type of conversation about anybody?

"Oh, yeah, you know, 20 years ago, this happened."

So, because it was so long ago,

you just felt, like...

Bitch, this [bleep] don't matter.

It don't matter.It does not!

Melissa and Mimi have had a complicated relationship.

And I don't wanna complicate it any further by telling Mimi

something that happened between Melissa and I 100 years ago.

I warned her of Melissa.

And I felt like that's all I needed to do as a friend.

You get mad at me when I don't divulge

or [bleep] tell you [bleep]

when the [bleep bleep] reversed.

You wanna half-ass tell me some [bleep bleep].

Listen, this lesbian world is very different.

No-no-no-no-no.

[bleep] the lesbian world,

I'm talking about the friendship world.

Oh, okay!Yeah, that world.

Well, I'm sorry. You feel like I--That part.

You feel like I should've just told you more.

You-- yes!I'm sorry.

Ariane knows exactly why I'm bothered about her

not telling me the truth about Melissa.

Let's just say some situations took place,

and I've moved past them.

But a full disclosure from Ariane might've made me

think twice about some of the decisions that I've made.

Your reasons for telling me "watch out for her"

is because you know her, you know her [bleep] ways.

I'm not saying Melissa's a [bleep]-up person.

But I know she has [bleep]-up ways.

I can agree with you there.

Her colors have shown themselves.Yeah, they have.

Vomited out.And...

For me, it didn't take her long

to show you who she really is.

Yeah.

You don't wanna be with Rasheeda right now?

I do, but at the same time, you're not gonna torture me.

Let me know how to even handle your ass when I see you.

Do you [bleep] with me?

♪♪

[Kirk] My life has been a complete mess lately.

Me and Rasheeda living separately,

and everybody's been mad at me.

I really just been laying low.

My boy Scrappy hollered at me and said he wanted to meet up,

and I really fully expected this to be a ass whooping.

But I'm here anyway 'cause that's my dude.

Straight up!

What's happenin' now?

What it is, man?

Now, see, I don't know what the hell going on

in Kirk mind right now, you feel me?

I'm finna go holler at homie

and try to see if I can talk some sense into the man here.

Look at Rasheeda, dog, you know, man?

She's beautiful, she's talented.

I mean, she's just naive.

Nobody ain't finna mess that up... nobody.

So, listen, you know you, like I always tell you, big brah.

Mm-hmm.

And I ain't really wanna get in the business,

'cause I'm like...

"He woulda told me if he wanted me to know."

So I ain't really trying to be in it.

But then I kept hearing [bleep], brah, I'm like,

"Man, let me go holler at Rasheeda, see if this-- how she feeling."

Yeah?But she hurt.

She is, like, going crazy right now.

And I'm, like, "Hold on... not Kirk and Rasheeda."

I'm looking at y'all, like, some secretly,

like, Jay Z/Beyoncé type [bleep].

Don't put me on no special platter.

No, but what made you wanna do that [bleep]?

I just thought our relationship [bleep]

was kind of over at this point in time.

'Cause she work, work, work, press, press, press.

Appearance, appearance, appearance.

We wasn't having sex. I turned into a [bleep] nanny.

Then when she come home, dude,

she get into bed, I'm, like...

You touch her, she roll-- roll her back over.

Come on, dude, that's, like, nine, ten months of that.

Nobody--I'm, like [bleep] that.

Does that make it right when you do it, though?

No.That's what I'm saying, though.

And here's my point.

That's what I'm saying, because Rasheeda...

And I'm saying, I'm wrong.

I'm not proud of what I did.

And it did not just come out the blue.

Me and Rasheeda been having problems for a while.

And that actually includes us not having sex at all.

While everybody out here dragging me through the mud,

I didn't get here on my own.

And I definitely didn't expect some random to accuse me

of being the father of her child.

You love Rasheeda?

I love Rasheeda, and I love my family.

I love everything I do, but at the same time...

Whoa, it's a "but"?

You gotta realize, you got a husband.

And if you don't want your husband to ever stray...

No, no, no, no......you gotta make it right.

I feel like certain things happen in life for a reason.

I feel like, you know, sometimes we might need a goddamn "ghzz!"

to wake us up in our own relationship sometime.

You know what I'm saying?

So, what if it's your baby, though?

Ohh, man, that's a whole nother pattern.

You say you seen the baby?

I'm always gonna take care of mine.

I'm saying but you gotta know it's yours first, Kirk.

I know it ain't. I am not worried.

[Scrappy] Kirk, Kirk, Kirk...

Maybe you should be worried about this baby thing.

And I don't even know, like, how and why Kirk is acting

all nonchalant about this [bleep].

Now is he afraid to take the test

'cause he might find out the truth?

Bottom line is, jack, he gotta take the test

if he wanna hold onto Rasheeda.

I'm just coming at you as a man now.

Real man [bleep].

I think you should do the DNA test.No.

And give it to Rasheeda and be, like,

"That's what you wanted to see.

"You see that it's negative.

I'm walking the other way."

Y'all said it to me at the poker game every time.

No, listen."You need to get a DNA.

You need to get..."No, only reason why...

I don't need that.Only reason why because--

That's gonna happen when I'm ready. I ain't ready.

No, you don't wanna be with Rasheeda right now?

I do, but at the same time, you're not gonna torture me.

She gotta torture you.

What law comes up where you can't make

a [bleep] mistake in your life, goddamn?

Everybody-- they crucified Jesus.

Let us-- a mistake is a mistake.

I know everybody want me to take the test,

but it's not happening.

I know I'm confident that I'm not the father of that baby.

These people are some scam artists,

and in the end, the truth is gonna come to light.

I'ma tell you when I'm gonna take it.

Wait...

Wait for it, wait for it...

Now, see, the longer you say that,

it make everybody feel like you are the father.

♪♪

Yo, yo.

What's crackin'?

[chuckling] What's up?

The news about Melissa and I having a fling

back in the day is out.

And I don't know why anybody cares.

It's such old news.

But I do wanna get a few things off my chest with Melissa.

You know, I'm glad that you took the time out

to come and sit with me,

because we've known each other for a very long time.

20 years.So this is why I'm able

to have a conversation with you.

This sounds serious, like, I might need to have a...

a cocktail.

Ariane and I, we have a very long and sordid history.

Back in the day, we used to... hook up.

Things didn't work out between us.

I mean, there was no romance, you know?

But I'm guessing Mimi wasn't happy

to find out about it from me.

So now, I'm sitting here about to face Ariane's wrath.

I'm just gonna go ahead and put it all out.

Mimi, she mentioned that you mentioned my name.

Mm, I said she's jealous.

What am I jealous of, Melissa?

Her.

I'm mad because you're not smashing me anymore?

That happened maybe 20 years ago.

We were just--We were [bleep].

We had good times. So that's fine.

So, why even bring that up now?

In response to her telling me, uh, that you told her

not to trust me.To be careful.

No, not to trust me.I just said be careful.

No, I said be careful.Okay, well, then...

Those were my exact words.

I felt like you were pushing up on her,

but I didn't know for sure.

I asked you, I said, "Ariane, do you have

a problem with me dating Mimi?"

Ehh, pause.

She said a lot that you've said about me.

You never told me that. I never knew you were.

Last summer, after Mimi's breakup with Chris,

you know, we hung out.

We traveled some places together,

and we definitely had fun.

We didn't tell too many people

because we wanted to keep things on the low, you know?

But Ariane's ass knew all about it.

She knows damn well we were dating.

And I know she was jealous.

You did know that, but that's okay.

No, I didn't.It doesn't matter--

There was no intimacy.

I never saw any of that [bleep].

I never said anything about Mimi and Melissa's "relationship"

because she asked me not to.

And it was her business to tell.

Just like it wasn't my place to tell Mimi about Melissa and I.

A true friend keeps your secrets,

unlike Melissa,

who obviously thinks it's okay to kiss and tell.

Why the hell would you warn somebody

that you know I wanna [bleep] with?

Why would you warn them about me?Hold on, hold on.

I warned her about you because of conversations with Mimi

in the things that she's been a little bit suspect about.

Joseline.

The point is is that you know

that she and that girl have a problem.

Right! You do, too!All I'm saying is...

Why are you straddling the fence?

It's not straddling the fence.

So what do you call it?I-- I--

You told her y'all weren't friends.

I've known Joseline for a long time.

We don't care about that.

Let me cut to this core. Do you [bleep] me?

Let me know how to even handle your ass when I see you.

Do you [bleep] with me?

There's not a "not [bleep] with."

But all I'm telling you is...

So we're not [bleep] with each other?

Is that what you're saying?

Okay, I'm going.

I just want this in black and white.

Okay, cool, I won't [bleep] with you.

There's no black--Have a great life.

That's fine, I will.

I don't understand why you [bleep]

is taking this [bleep] light!

After what she did to me?I know, I understand.

Put me through?

Joc, what's going-- What the [bleep]?

♪♪

Hey.Hi.

I finally had to completely fall back from Melissa

because of her straddling the fence

between me and Joseline.

But I haven't been able to do the same with Stevie

because we share a child together.

That psycho woman is about to pop that baby out,

and I don't know if it's Stevie's or not.

But what I do know is that he falls for her con games.

So it's been a minute since Stevie and I have sat down

and had a conversation.

It's quiet in here.

Yes, I like it like that.

I don't get much peace and quiet.

Why not?

I had to upgrade to just getting a little bigger spot.

I had to make sure enough rooms for all the girls.

Sade, Vannah, Eva... Bonnie Bella.

So Bonnie's your daughter.

You are indeed the father.

I am the father.

After all of that [bleep]...

Listen, though...

...you are the father.

But I was talking that [bleep]

because she was talking that [bleep].

I knew when I came here that this wasn't gonna

be an easy conversation to have with Mimi.

I know how she feels about Joseline,

and that's never gonna change.

But now, Joseline's baby and Eva are gonna be sisters,

so we have to find a way to work as a family.

Steven, I wanna make something clear.

I don't rock with dis bitch.

I do not under any circumstance

want that person around my child

after what she did.

Joseline made ridiculous and disgusting accusations

that could've done harm to my child if anyone believed them.

All I'm gonna say is she's crossed the line

that there's no turning back from.

I got you, I got you.

No, I need you, I don't-- I need you to more than get me.

'Cause I'm so [bleep] serious right now.

Right.I don't want her around my daughter!

All right, I got you.Can you respect me on that?

I got you, put the gun away.

I'm serious.I got-- I got you.

I know how you backslide and millywop and backpedal.

I don't millywop.

I don't want this bitch around my [bleep] child.

I don't do the millywop, and I got you.Are we clear?!

Stevie is a damn fool

for letting this woman back in his life.

But he deserves whatever he gets.

The person I feel sorry for the most is Bonnie

because every child deserves to have a mother

with a heart, a soul, and the capacity to love.

And these are all things that Joseline

will never, ever possess.

I don't think you gotta worry about that.

You don't think?We're not on good terms, ma.

I know how you are about your kids.

"Oh, the baby, my baby, my daughter, my baby..."

I love-- I love my...

You'll be right back cleaning house with this bitch!

I don't want her around my daughter, Steven.

And if you don't respect me on this...

Listen, listen...

...I'm not gonna have any choice

but to put a [bleep] restraining order on this bitch

to keep her away from my [bleep] daughter.

And I'm dead-ass serious.I know.

After what she did to me, put me through!

I understand, I understand.

Do you understand?! I don't think you do.

I don't what this mother[bleep] around my daughter!

♪♪

How many y'all here rock with Joc? Make some noise!

[cheering and applause]

When we all woke up that morning

and seen all them goddamn memes on the Internet

with my hair like that...

Y'all didn't [bleep] with me.

[laughter and applause]

I wasn't even [bleep] with me the next day!

[laughter]

Scrapp, I know you know what I'm talking about.

Cuz was [bleep] like, goddamn,

[speaking indistinctly]

[laughter]

[woman] It's going down!

That's right, your boy is also a comedian.

Tonight, I'ma step outside of my comfort zone.

I'ma do a little standup.

Scrappy came out.

Tommie came out to support.

She brought a girl, Lovely Mimi.

I mean, the crowd's feeling the kid, you know what I'm saying?

You never know.

This might be my next move.

[cheering and applause]

That my time! Appreciate y'all!

[cheering and applause]

[Scrappy] Now, I done seen Joc do his jokes before.

And I ain't saying he need to just give up

the music career just yet, but I see improvement.

And I also see a new woman on his arm.

Damn!

You know I love you, cuz.

Hey!What's up?

Joc supported me at my wine tasting.

Now I'm supporting him while he does what he does.

You know, that's what friends do for each other.

But hopefully, his event will be

a little less drama than mine's was.

You're getting better, you're getting better.

I'm working on it. Yeah, I'm just really--

I mean, you're a real, like you were real,

like, everything tight [bleep].

You're the Renaissance man.Entrepreneur.

You dig what I'm saying?

[bleep].

[laughter]

[Karlie] I had to find out through the streets

that Joc was having this little comedy show.

Oh, apparently, Joc got jokes.

So I gather my little crew.

Now Joc has to explain to me and his baby mama Sina

what's really going on with him and Tommie.

[laughter]

Okay!That's where your mind at?

I'm a woman. I'm mature.

♪♪

Joc, what's going-- What the [bleep]?

[Karlie] Take that, that's what you need.

You can't touch me, bitch.

You had a bitch, she couldn't even throw hundreds at me.

She throw ones?

Grab my ass, bitch!Mimi! Mimi!

♪♪

[Scrappy] Joc, what the [bleep]?

Invite them amongst the ropes,

ifthey can [bleep] and control their selves.

What's up, Joc?Hey.

"Hey"?

I purposely didn't tell Karlie

about my little show tonight.

But here she is with her little new squad.

With Melissa like she her henchman or something.

And I already know Sina here

'cause I called her ass out about Rod.

So far, I done a pretty good job of keeping Karlie

away from Tommie and away from Sina.

But it look like tonight my little run has come to an end.

How y'all doing?

What you doing?

He doing Tommie [bleep], babe.

Hey, Grandma! Hey, Grandma!

[Lovely Mimi] Hi, Melissa!

What kind of mood you in tonight?

I'm in a happy mood.

You in a hype mood, baby.

Why you with Tommie, the scammer?

[Tommie] What? Tommie who? Tommie what?

Tommie what?

This is the moment I've been waiting for.

The moment that Karlie Redd realizes

that I can steal her man just like she tried to steal mine.

So, what's up with you? So...

I mean, I'm chillin'.

You see what's up with him!

You see what's up with him, bitch.

Disperse. Disperse!

Come on, now, did I-- For real?

You the THOT that you always been, bitch.

You have no pull.

Bitch, get the [bleep] out of here!

You're a slider!

[shouting indistinctly]You're a slider!

[Tommie] Excuse me, Sina, the one that matters.

Yes?We're familiar, right?

We are.We don't have any beef, right?

You could come over, we could take like ladies.

I'm trying to ask my baby's father why he here with...

[Karlie] [bleep], take that. That's what you need.

[Scrappy] They about to thump, jack.

Boom! You feel what I'm saying?

You gotta watch the whole damn house crumble now.

Now that's what cuz old Joc get for playin' with that fire.

You know what I'm saying?

[Tommie] You hear that, bitch?

She couldn't even throw hundreds at me, she throw ones.

It's very disrespectful.

'Cause you can't afford it, you dumb ho!

It's very disrespectful!

Tommie, the scammer!

[Tommie] But if you was a boss...

Come on, bitch. Drop, bitch!

What's up, bitch?!

Do my toes, bitch!

[Mimi] So, this is the circus clown

who'll destroy Sierra's marriage.

[Karlie] Grandma ass, bitch!Mimi! Mimi!

Come on then, bitch! Come on!

[Karlie] I never met this ho before.

So I guess it's hate by association.

Well, the feeling's the same, sweetie.

'Cause you over here buddied up with a scam artist.

What's up, ho?!

I've never met this girl, Karlie, but Tommie told me

that this is the ho that stole her man.

So if Tommie is ready to wreck,

bitch, I'm right here with you, boo!

Most valuable ho!

[Joc] This is exactly what I didn't want to happen between them two.

I tried my damndest to keep them apart.

All hell done broke loose, man.

I don't even know why the hell they yelling at each other.

But I'll tell you what, I'm looking for security

to wrap this night up real quick, you dig?

Get up off me, man.[Karlie] I didn't do nothing!

Calm down.Get up off me, man.

I'm over this [bleep].Go.

Gonna make me [bleep] go to jail.

[Karlie] I really didn't come here to beat anyone's ass.

I really just came to learn the truth.

But this gutter rat is taking me way out of character.

And how dare Joc put me in this position?

You can't touch me, bitch.

Come on, now.Please...

We gonna get this mother[bleep] back.

The wedding is off.

Oh...

And I'm just upset that I-- that it's here.

We tried to do a little counseling

and all that [bleep].

Cuz walked out, she said, "[bleep], the wedding off."

I said, "The wedding off."

[bleep], cool, whatever.

So... I'm throwing a bachelor bash.

What's this?

This is for, um, Bonnie Bella, your sister.

I don't have a problem with that being my little sister.

So what's the problem?

We don't wanna be around her mom

unless she apologies to every single last one of the girls.

To our face.

[Tammy] You brought me to the movie theater?

It's elegant.

In order for me to get past

the infidelities, the heartbreak,

we gotta deal with trust.

So how are we supposed to get back the trust?

I think we can start by you letting me in the house.

Apparently, I don't come first.

I love you with all my heart.

I mean, you know,

I love my mother even more.

'Cause you went back around your goddamn mouth,

I wouldn't even have none of this [bleep] going on.

I think you got what it take,

but you gonna have to figure that [bleep] somewhere else.

I just don't think this is gonna work out.

This fool say that

he's tired of kissing Rasheeda's ass

and he feel like she been crucifying him.

He said he ain't taking the DNA test.

Oh, he's gonna take a test.

He's gonna have to take it.

He needs to hurry up and fix this

'cause I'm coming for him.Mm-hmm.

I'm coming for him.

All right, y'all, I'm here tonight

simply because I want to address my son-in-law.

Kirk?

Where is he?Where is he?

Where's the maggot?