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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,930 So, how's your life going? 2 00:01:02,030 --> 00:01:04,064 Having any chest pains? 3 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:05,667 Been in an accident? 4 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:08,435 Are you bleeding anywhere? 5 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:11,438 I'm the one you call when shit goes wrong. 6 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:14,876 I am your best friend on your worst day. 7 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,444 And all of the shit you're about to see 8 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:21,415 happened to a real, actual paramedic. 9 00:01:22,050 --> 00:01:23,317 Me. 10 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:36,698 Well, well, well, Taggert. 11 00:01:36,798 --> 00:01:38,131 Randy. 12 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:39,333 What's up, Mike? 13 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,102 -Who's your friend? -Nobody. 14 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:44,906 Student ride-along. Not a real person. 15 00:01:45,006 --> 00:01:46,908 Man, don't take that shit from them. 16 00:01:47,008 --> 00:01:48,776 Hey. What y'all doin' here anyway? 17 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,377 Got a disturbing the peace call. 18 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:51,445 What? 19 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:53,180 Taggert, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout? 20 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,849 They told us it was an unknown medical. 21 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,216 Shit, I hope it is. 22 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:57,518 Somebody gotta go to the hospital, 23 00:01:57,619 --> 00:01:59,319 that's yo' paperwork, not mine. 24 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:00,955 Yep, the ABCs of police work. 25 00:02:01,055 --> 00:02:02,489 "Ambulance before cruiser." 26 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:04,324 Please be "disturbing the peace." 27 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:06,828 Please "disturbing the peace." Come on! 28 00:02:06,928 --> 00:02:08,128 Police! 29 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:12,132 OD. 30 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:13,868 That's on y'all, suckas. 31 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,938 Shit. 32 00:02:17,038 --> 00:02:19,007 -You wanna get the stretcher? -Gladly. 33 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:20,642 Is she dead? 34 00:02:20,742 --> 00:02:23,477 She's not dead. Dying, but not dead. 35 00:02:23,845 --> 00:02:25,245 What do we assess first? 36 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,949 -ABCs. -ABCs. Um... 37 00:02:28,049 --> 00:02:31,019 -Airway, breathing, circulation. -Yes. 38 00:02:31,119 --> 00:02:32,419 First thing, that's what we check. 39 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,487 -Understand that? -Yes. 40 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:35,657 -ABCs. They didn't-- -ABCs... 41 00:02:35,757 --> 00:02:36,658 Oh, man. 42 00:02:36,758 --> 00:02:39,459 Oh, oh, oh! Hey! 43 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,462 Know what the treatment is for a dirty needle stick? Chemo. 44 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:43,865 Same as for a cancer patient. 45 00:02:43,965 --> 00:02:47,068 Seventy-two hours flat on your back and puking. 46 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,903 And a year's worth of HIV tests. 47 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:50,672 Alright. Now... 48 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,007 Ah! 49 00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:54,909 I'm gonna kill you motherfuckers. 50 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:57,879 I should mention at this point that you're all going to die. 51 00:02:57,979 --> 00:02:59,113 Heart attack. 52 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:00,380 Car accident. 53 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,883 Murder. 54 00:03:01,983 --> 00:03:03,051 Cancer. 55 00:03:03,151 --> 00:03:04,317 Diabetic shock. 56 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,620 Fork in the toaster. 57 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,722 Or peanut allergy. 58 00:03:07,822 --> 00:03:10,124 Rich, poor. Old, young. 59 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:13,094 Sometimes they don't find you for days. 60 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,862 You'll be dead too one day, 61 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:15,963 and sooner than you think. 62 00:03:16,064 --> 00:03:17,765 Because guess what? 63 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,567 It all ends. 64 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,603 You know the movie of your life? 65 00:03:22,704 --> 00:03:24,772 The one you're starring in. 66 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:28,109 One day, that movie just ends and you're gone. 67 00:03:29,711 --> 00:03:31,713 Remember what it was like before you were born? 68 00:03:34,849 --> 00:03:36,450 It'll be just like that. 69 00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:37,919 Forever. 70 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:42,990 But sometimes, 'cause of people like me, 71 00:03:43,091 --> 00:03:45,292 you get a little borrowed time. 72 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,862 I'm gonna kill you motherfuckers. 73 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:49,296 Get the fuck outta my house. 74 00:03:51,099 --> 00:03:52,133 Gun! Gun! 75 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,601 Secure your scene, Taggert! 76 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:56,070 Secure your fuckin' scene! 77 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:58,305 Fuck, man. First of all, 78 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,907 I ain't know you could run that fuckin' fast. 79 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,441 God damn, you fast! 80 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,077 Second of all, who had a fuckin' gun? 81 00:04:03,177 --> 00:04:05,445 I'm gonna fuckin' kill dispatch for this. 82 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,481 She shot at us. 83 00:04:07,582 --> 00:04:09,717 You idiot! Someone pulls out a gun, you run! 84 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,619 - Clear! - Get your fuckin' ugly-ass 85 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:13,154 motherfuckin' hands off me, 86 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,022 you goddamn ugly fuckin' mutt! 87 00:04:15,123 --> 00:04:17,592 Scene's all yours, EMS. 88 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,356 Randy, man, you okay? 89 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:51,959 I'm fine. 90 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,900 It's gonna be alright, okay, ma'am? 91 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,134 We're not gonna let you die. 92 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:01,636 Seriously, you say that one more time, 93 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:03,237 I'm gonna punch you in the throat. 94 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:05,106 We never say that to a patient. 95 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:06,808 -Ever. -Sorry. 96 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:09,844 What's that? 97 00:05:09,944 --> 00:05:12,046 This is NARCAN. 98 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:15,448 It kicks the heroin off of the narcotic receptors. 99 00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:17,985 This woman just paid a lot of money 100 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:19,587 to get higher than Jimi Hendrix 101 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:23,124 and we're about to take that away from her like... that. 102 00:05:24,225 --> 00:05:26,459 Okay. Um... You know what? 103 00:05:26,561 --> 00:05:27,995 I wouldn't sit there if I were you. 104 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,396 Why? 105 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,132 Because... 106 00:05:31,232 --> 00:05:32,867 ...of the puke. 107 00:05:32,967 --> 00:05:35,937 It's in my mouth! 108 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:37,972 What the fuck?! 109 00:05:38,072 --> 00:05:39,439 What did she eat?! 110 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,408 You stole my high, motherfucker! 111 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,277 You're welcome. Your life was saved. 112 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:44,612 We're taking you to the hospital, ma'am. 113 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,681 You need to-- Ma'am, settle down. 114 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:49,349 Hey, no. Hey. Hey! Calm down! 115 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:50,785 You need to calm down! 116 00:05:50,885 --> 00:05:52,954 Oh, shit! Her arm's free! 117 00:05:53,054 --> 00:05:54,622 No! 118 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:56,691 Oh, shit! Oh, no, no, no! 119 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:59,660 No, no, no! 120 00:06:01,262 --> 00:06:02,563 Got a needle! 121 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:04,198 That is illegal, ma'am! 122 00:06:08,269 --> 00:06:11,138 Oh, God... 123 00:06:12,607 --> 00:06:14,242 Are you kidding me? 124 00:06:14,342 --> 00:06:17,410 You stuck me with a dirty needle! 125 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,980 You shit! 126 00:06:20,348 --> 00:06:22,283 Hey! Mike, brake! 127 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,051 What the fuck? 128 00:06:26,921 --> 00:06:28,823 Right... right in the face. 129 00:06:29,924 --> 00:06:32,026 Hold her down! 130 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:35,529 Hey! Now-- Shit! I fell in it! Ah! 131 00:06:38,132 --> 00:06:40,034 You crazy bitch! 132 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,437 -Shit! -Hey, hit her with the oxygen! 133 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:48,109 -Breathe, bitch! -What are you doing?! 134 00:06:51,379 --> 00:06:53,480 I said hit her with it! 135 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:02,489 What happened? 136 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,725 We administered oxygen. 137 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:10,064 Yes, and then the patient needed to be restrained, 138 00:07:10,164 --> 00:07:12,400 uh, thereby possibly resulting 139 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:15,403 in some self-administered bruising. 140 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:17,939 Is that your medical opinion? 141 00:07:18,039 --> 00:07:20,574 Sorry, what medical school did you go to again, doctor? 142 00:07:20,675 --> 00:07:22,510 -Not a doctor. -Sorry? 143 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:26,180 -Not a doctor. -That's right! 144 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,848 You're not a doctor. 145 00:07:27,949 --> 00:07:30,785 So what do you say we leave the diagnosing of the patients 146 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:32,653 -to the real doctors, huh? -Okay. 147 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,355 I got a dirty needle stick in the ambulance, 148 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,656 so if you'd please write a prescription... 149 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,091 -What a shitshow. -...for retroviral-- 150 00:07:37,191 --> 00:07:38,458 You are unbelievable. 151 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,061 Hope you enjoy this nice, clean hospital... 152 00:07:40,161 --> 00:07:42,330 -Any dignity left in the EMS? -...while I'm out on the streets 153 00:07:42,430 --> 00:07:43,998 getting vomited on, having to take pills 154 00:07:44,098 --> 00:07:46,567 that smell like a hobo shat in my mouth! 155 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:47,868 Hey! 156 00:07:49,203 --> 00:07:51,605 In one day, I've been... 157 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,808 shot at... 158 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:59,613 thrown up on, and... strangled. 159 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,016 And what, we still have... 160 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:07,254 11 hours left in the shift. 161 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,690 How do you guys do this every day? 162 00:08:11,025 --> 00:08:12,093 It's our job. 163 00:08:12,193 --> 00:08:13,627 Your job sucks! 164 00:08:13,728 --> 00:08:15,997 Yeah, and it sounds real shitty when you say it like that. 165 00:08:16,097 --> 00:08:18,866 Yeah, well, I can't go back on that ambulance. 166 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,167 Okay? 167 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,137 I quit. 168 00:08:25,139 --> 00:08:26,674 I'm sorry, Mom. 169 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:33,848 Your job sucks! 170 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,716 Now there goes a future doctor. 171 00:09:16,457 --> 00:09:18,726 Temperature readings warming up a bit today 172 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:19,760 into the upper 80s. 173 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,962 By noontime, into the low 90s. 174 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,703 ...dry and pleasant weather continues. 175 00:09:29,804 --> 00:09:31,939 Rain expected to return next week. 176 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:38,946 That's bullshit! You can't talk while intubated. 177 00:09:55,463 --> 00:09:57,998 Crescent Premium, how may I help you? 178 00:09:58,567 --> 00:10:00,601 Uh, certainly. One moment, please. 179 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,171 Crescent Premium, may I direct your call? 180 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,949 Well, I see you've certainly put in your time as a paramedic. 181 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,787 Well, I imagine insurance sounds pretty boring, 182 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,690 but we do work under some pretty tight timetables. 183 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,492 How are you at handling stress? 184 00:10:24,593 --> 00:10:26,660 Well, I'm a paramedic. 185 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:29,163 So... 186 00:10:29,263 --> 00:10:30,898 I-I'm always stressed. 187 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,502 Is that why you chose insurance? 188 00:10:33,602 --> 00:10:38,906 Well, uh... I think that with my many years of experience, 189 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,475 uh, as a medical provider, 190 00:10:41,576 --> 00:10:43,144 that transitioning to another 191 00:10:43,244 --> 00:10:46,780 kind of medical or healthcare field, 192 00:10:46,881 --> 00:10:50,384 I could bring, uh, beneficial experience. 193 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:52,386 Beneficial how? 194 00:10:54,455 --> 00:10:56,490 Well, I... 195 00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,327 think that being a paramedic is really important work. 196 00:11:01,195 --> 00:11:02,263 And... 197 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,166 in all honesty, I got into EMS 198 00:11:05,266 --> 00:11:07,602 'cause I really wanted to help people. 199 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,837 But the reality is... 200 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,039 we hardly ever help anybody. 201 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,241 We're just kind of a mop-up crew 202 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,311 for the worst tragedies in people's lives. 203 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:18,946 You know? 204 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:23,250 And, man, I have seen stuff. 205 00:11:23,918 --> 00:11:26,187 I mean, dead bodies don't even register. 206 00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:27,788 I've seen millions of dead bodies. 207 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:32,661 Body parts. I've seen arms and faces ripped off. 208 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:36,697 And, man, that image gets scarred into your brain 209 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,668 for the rest of your life, and I'm tired. 210 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,803 I'm tired. I just-- I show up to work first thing in the morning 211 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,306 and my first thought is, "Fuck everybody." 212 00:11:45,406 --> 00:11:46,740 And given the opportunity, 213 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,909 I would set fire to that ambulance. 214 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,111 Because it's broken, Bruce. 215 00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:55,182 It's broken. The whole system is fucking broken. 216 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,483 And it's sinking 217 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,786 and I'm out with a thimble, trying to bail it out, 218 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,055 and if I make one mistake, someone could die. 219 00:12:01,623 --> 00:12:03,558 And you wanna know my experience? 220 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,126 I'm burning out. 221 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,198 I'm burning out. 222 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,801 I'm burning out. 223 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:17,137 I'm burning out, and... 224 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,442 I need the hell out of EMS 225 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,178 before I fuck up and kill somebody. 226 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,455 Uh... you have any other questions? 227 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,975 22, are you 10-8 yet? 228 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,511 Negative. 229 00:12:56,611 --> 00:12:58,979 -Waitin' on hospital paperwork. -Waitin' on paperwork. 230 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,381 They are there hittin' on nurses. 231 00:13:00,481 --> 00:13:01,382 That's some bullshit. 232 00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:02,983 22, get movin'. 233 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,286 Here you go, baby. Put that back for me? 234 00:13:07,021 --> 00:13:08,389 Oh, hey, Shanice. 235 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,558 -Hey. -Hey, Randy. 236 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,359 How'd you enjoy your week off? 237 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,630 Oh yeah, great. All the fun of cancer without the cancer. 238 00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:17,164 Yeah, I had a needle stick once. 239 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,465 Oh, I remember. 240 00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:20,934 That junkie behind the chicken place, with the hair. 241 00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:23,203 Oh yeah, I forgot. I was ridin' with you. 242 00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:24,204 Hey, that's right. 243 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:26,874 Hey, listen. Um... 244 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,513 You gotta take me off the schedule. 245 00:13:31,613 --> 00:13:32,681 Please. 246 00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:34,982 You gotta cut down my hours, somehow. 247 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,851 Really. I'm in... I'm in terrible shape, Shanice. 248 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,987 Shanice, listen. 249 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:45,092 -I'm not okay. -Randy, I am sorry, 250 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,529 but I am shorthanded. I don't have anybody else, 251 00:13:47,629 --> 00:13:49,798 so you're in 42 with Mike. 252 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,198 Come on... 253 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,966 Why you always sticking me with Mike? 254 00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,569 He's the only one that can put up wit' your prickly ass. 255 00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:57,338 You may not know, but you're not good at interpersonal relations, 256 00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:58,939 and I hope that's not a shock to you. 257 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,308 'Cause know what? I rode with you for two years 258 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,377 but you break most people within two or three months. 259 00:14:03,477 --> 00:14:06,280 Oh, come on. That's not true. That's not fair. 260 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,616 Lots of people like riding with me. Like Kim. 261 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,851 You like riding with me, right, Kim? 262 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,922 Oh. You do so like riding with me. 263 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,323 She likes riding with me. 264 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,225 Shanice, when we gon' get a raise? 265 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,960 Oh, baby, I would love to give you a raise, 266 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,929 and as soon as the government ups our reimbursements, 267 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,364 that's when you will get your raise. 268 00:14:23,464 --> 00:14:25,366 And by the way, Randy, you have another student. 269 00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:26,801 -No. Unh-uh. -Yes. 270 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,737 No. There's no way. No. 271 00:14:28,837 --> 00:14:30,505 You are senior. You get the student. 272 00:14:30,605 --> 00:14:32,540 Is there another paramedic I should put them with? 273 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,375 Somebody better than you? 274 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:38,580 -Nobody's better than me. -What I thought you'd say. 275 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,016 Oh, come on, baby. Don't do me like that. 276 00:14:43,117 --> 00:14:45,018 You know I'm at work. 277 00:14:45,119 --> 00:14:46,588 Look, I don't get off 'til seven. 278 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,123 No, no, no, not p.m., a.m. 279 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:52,192 I can get at you at 7:30, baby. All I need's 45 minutes. 280 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:55,062 That's more than enough time, you know? 281 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:56,997 Mm-hmm, about 15 pumps. 282 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,966 Aw, yeah, you know I like that. 283 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,168 Randy's here. I'll call you back. 284 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,404 Look at this old creaky bitch. 285 00:15:03,505 --> 00:15:05,540 You know you only got like ten summers left. 286 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,775 Don't start with me. 287 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,976 I haven't even had breakfast yet. 288 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,445 Uh, Mike, you gonna let me drive today? 289 00:15:11,546 --> 00:15:14,616 Uh, no. Okay? I drive. You know that. 290 00:15:14,716 --> 00:15:16,584 -Come on. Come on. -No! 291 00:15:16,684 --> 00:15:18,986 Look, I wheel, you heal. 292 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,921 Why do you wanna upset the natural order of things? 293 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,824 And look, we got a student today too. 294 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,091 I know. I'm hoping we can pull out 295 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,993 before that dipshit shows up. 296 00:15:28,162 --> 00:15:29,798 Dipshit's already here. 297 00:15:29,898 --> 00:15:31,900 Oh, fuckwad. 298 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,133 Or Jessica. 299 00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:36,604 - Randy. - Hey, Randy. 300 00:15:36,704 --> 00:15:38,972 -Thanks for having me. -Hey! 301 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,576 You know something? You seem pretty smart. 302 00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:43,477 Bet you on the top of your paramedic class 303 00:15:43,578 --> 00:15:44,579 and everything, ain't ya? 304 00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,480 Hmm. Pretty smart. 305 00:15:46,581 --> 00:15:47,749 I'm smart too. 306 00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:49,517 Game recognize game. 307 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,920 - Okay. - Listen up. 308 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:55,289 We work a 24-hour shift, from 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m. 309 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,191 You really wanna spend 24 hours 310 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,627 in this hot box with two sweaty dudes? 311 00:16:00,895 --> 00:16:02,730 -Yep. -You're gonna see things 312 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,666 that you can't unsee. 313 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,334 I'm sorry, did I make a mistake? 314 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,938 Because I asked Shanice to set me up with the best 315 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,272 because I wanna learn from the best, so... 316 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,175 am I in the wrong truck, or...? 317 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,679 Okay. Alright. You wanna tag along, fine, 318 00:16:17,779 --> 00:16:19,547 but here's what you're gonna do. 319 00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:20,748 Nothing. 320 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,684 You are going to do nothing, 321 00:16:22,784 --> 00:16:24,084 you are going to touch nothing, 322 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,854 you are going to say nothing 323 00:16:25,954 --> 00:16:27,956 unless I instruct you to. You understand? 324 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,758 This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship. 325 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,894 Okay? What I say goes. 326 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,762 Period. End of story. 327 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,968 Alright, "dick-tator." Let's hit it. 328 00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:52,680 What the hell? We're supposed to be saving lives 329 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:53,882 and you're getting a latte? 330 00:16:53,982 --> 00:16:56,183 We don't get lunch or bathroom breaks. 331 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,085 We got 24 hours ahead of us, 332 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,187 we gotta grab what we can when we can, 333 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,856 and right now I am starving. 334 00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:03,290 Hey! 335 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,894 Do you guys really have to park like this, man? 336 00:17:05,994 --> 00:17:08,028 You're taking up like three fucking spots. 337 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,532 We park that way in case we have to leave quickly 338 00:17:10,632 --> 00:17:12,534 in an emergency, sir. 339 00:17:12,634 --> 00:17:15,402 You know what? All you people do is tie up traffic. 340 00:17:15,503 --> 00:17:17,471 You know that? You should get a fuckin' real job. 341 00:17:17,572 --> 00:17:18,573 How 'bout that? 342 00:17:18,673 --> 00:17:20,742 Hey, dipshit, we do have a real fuckin' job. 343 00:17:20,842 --> 00:17:23,945 What do you do with this plastic-ass name tag, Kevin? 344 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,079 Huh? Go back to RadioShack, motherfucker! 345 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,882 -Chill out, man. -I don't have to chill the fu-- 346 00:17:27,982 --> 00:17:29,751 -You chill the fuck out! -What an asshole. 347 00:17:29,851 --> 00:17:32,554 -Yeah, people are mean. -Fuck you. I'm not chilling! 348 00:17:32,654 --> 00:17:33,922 You'll see. 349 00:17:34,022 --> 00:17:36,423 Fuckin' handlebar mustache bitch. 350 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,360 Yeah, I'm sorry, Mama. 351 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,096 Uh, coffee and a muffin. 352 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,431 No, you know what? 353 00:17:44,532 --> 00:17:46,500 Two muffins. One chocolate, one blueberry. 354 00:17:46,601 --> 00:17:49,671 Two muffins, one coffee. That is... 355 00:17:49,771 --> 00:17:51,271 $10.25. 356 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,207 Um... 357 00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:58,145 - Free coffee for heroes. - Oh. 358 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,315 Free coffee for firemen and policemen only. 359 00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:03,685 I'm a paramedic. 360 00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:05,553 Medic 42, emergency traffic. 361 00:18:05,653 --> 00:18:06,754 Sorry... 362 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,758 Medic 42, respond emergent 363 00:18:10,858 --> 00:18:12,760 to 5200 West Imperial Highway 364 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:14,494 for psychiatric patient. 365 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,163 Oh, it's your boy Johnny. 366 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,600 Man, I hope he's wearing clothes today. 367 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,969 You know something? I bet ya he's not. 368 00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:23,403 Matter of fact, 20 bucks say he's gonna be butt-ass naked. 369 00:18:23,504 --> 00:18:25,405 -Oh, no way. -Twenty dollars. 370 00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:26,406 -Bet you right now. -I'm in. 371 00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:28,375 You're payin' for my lunch today 372 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,811 'cause he gon' be fuckin' butt-ass naked. 373 00:18:29,911 --> 00:18:30,878 -Let's do this. -Let's do it. 374 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,412 -Come on, big money. -Okay. 375 00:18:32,513 --> 00:18:34,348 Hey, student of the year, what do you think? You in? 376 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,918 -Balls in or out? -Balls? 377 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:48,462 I am Satan and his only messenger! 378 00:18:48,563 --> 00:18:50,898 Well, there you have it. It's a draw. 379 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,332 Shirt, no pants. 380 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,669 What are you talkin' 'bout? That's bullshit, okay? 381 00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:56,771 I can see his dick. That qualifies. 382 00:18:56,871 --> 00:18:57,939 He's not naked! 383 00:18:58,039 --> 00:18:59,907 Call that naked? He's wearing a shirt. 384 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,977 Shirt, no pants. That's like, uh... Winnie the Pooh. 385 00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:04,378 I guess Winnie the Pooh got his dick out 386 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,047 because I can see Winnie the Pooh's dick. 387 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,281 Johnny, bring your naked ass over here! 388 00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:10,618 Leave this place... 389 00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:12,285 or I'll destroy you all! 390 00:19:12,386 --> 00:19:15,188 Oh, oh. Okay, so you really wanna test your immortality? 391 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,257 -Okay. -Leave now! 392 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,700 I am Satan and his only messenger. 393 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,301 Man, that's greedy as fuck. You cannot be Satan 394 00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:29,804 and his only messenger. 395 00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:32,540 Just pick one, okay? Got too many fuckin' jobs! 396 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,910 I am Satan and his only messenger! 397 00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:37,310 Okay. You know what? 398 00:19:37,411 --> 00:19:39,379 Have some breakfast. But... 399 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,448 leave people alone. Lay low. Okay? 400 00:19:41,549 --> 00:19:43,985 Or I'm gonna hook the defibrillator up to your face. 401 00:19:44,085 --> 00:19:45,285 Bzz! You understand? 402 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,187 It don't matter. Put some fuckin' pants on 403 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,956 and get your ashy leprechaun ass from over here. 404 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:50,390 Nobody want to see that shit! 405 00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:51,959 Satan does! 406 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:53,895 What... 407 00:19:55,096 --> 00:19:56,296 County, it's Medic 42. 408 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,432 We are available. No patient on scene. 409 00:19:58,533 --> 00:19:59,934 Repeat, no patient on scene. 410 00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:02,103 Wait. What are you doing? You abandoned your patient. 411 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,504 You could lose your license. 412 00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,272 - Satan loves me! - That is not a patient. 413 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,041 That is Johnny. 414 00:20:07,141 --> 00:20:08,308 If he was actively schizo, 415 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,544 he'd be pulling out his hair 416 00:20:09,644 --> 00:20:11,378 and biting his lips until they bleed. 417 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,748 That's what Johnny does when he's not on his meds. 418 00:20:13,848 --> 00:20:17,317 Right now, Johnny's acting this way because he's hungry. 419 00:20:17,685 --> 00:20:19,120 -Oh, he's hungry. Yeah. -Yes. 420 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,122 The guy wagging his dick around. 421 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,389 -Yeah. -That-- He's hungry. 422 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:24,659 He wants us to take him into the ER 423 00:20:24,759 --> 00:20:27,260 where they have to give him a meal before they let him go, 424 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,296 because the ER has no choice. 425 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:32,365 They legally can't turn anyone away. 426 00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:35,036 Now, we could bring him in for his ER happy meal, 427 00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:37,672 but guess what? There's a shit-ton of paperwork involved. 428 00:20:37,772 --> 00:20:39,807 So it's a lot easier for me to skip the middleman 429 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,510 and give him my breakfast. And I'm starving! 430 00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:45,079 Okay. So just to recap. 431 00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:47,982 Your medical solution is muffins. 432 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:52,120 I sacrificed my delicious muffins 433 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:53,654 for the good of humanity. 434 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,657 -Mike, let's roll. -Alright. We're outta here. 435 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,765 Why are you here? 436 00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:06,601 Because I wanna save lives. 437 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,505 -Is that funny? -You wanna save lives. 438 00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:11,773 You think we savin' lives? 439 00:21:11,873 --> 00:21:13,608 Come on, now. We just gave a dude muffins. 440 00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,510 Yeah, I used to want to be a hero, 441 00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:18,713 but the fact is, we're not heroes. 442 00:21:18,813 --> 00:21:19,747 Okay? 443 00:21:19,847 --> 00:21:22,250 The fact is that most of the calls we get 444 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:23,483 are bullshit. 445 00:21:23,584 --> 00:21:24,619 The people that need us don't call, 446 00:21:24,719 --> 00:21:26,821 and the people that call don't need us. 447 00:21:26,921 --> 00:21:28,321 People live, people die. 448 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:31,324 You rarely make any kind of difference whatsoever. 449 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,459 This is a job. 450 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,462 Okay? You clock in, you clock out. 451 00:21:35,563 --> 00:21:37,632 At the end of the day you go home. That's it. 452 00:21:37,732 --> 00:21:39,267 I don't think you really believe that. 453 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,968 No, I do. 454 00:21:41,068 --> 00:21:43,271 I do. I really, really do. 455 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,872 And you should too if you want to last. 456 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,340 But you have people's lives in your hands. 457 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,911 How can you not care? How can you not give a shit? 458 00:21:50,011 --> 00:21:51,212 Caring is what kills you. 459 00:21:51,612 --> 00:21:52,814 The fact is, 460 00:21:52,914 --> 00:21:55,249 most people in this job can't last a year. 461 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,617 They can't hack it. 462 00:21:56,717 --> 00:21:58,753 And good ones, the really, really good ones? 463 00:21:58,853 --> 00:21:59,887 Five years. 464 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,889 Five years, max. That's all they can handle. 465 00:22:04,225 --> 00:22:05,860 How long have you been doing it? 466 00:22:08,296 --> 00:22:10,798 Eighteen years, nine months. 467 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:20,808 Alright, class president, 468 00:22:20,908 --> 00:22:22,677 this one's for real, so pay attention. 469 00:22:23,144 --> 00:22:24,411 You're with me. Grab the bag. 470 00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:25,980 -Okay. -Don't touch anything. 471 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:26,881 Nothing. Got it? 472 00:22:26,981 --> 00:22:28,149 But then why am I... 473 00:22:28,249 --> 00:22:30,117 ...even here? 474 00:22:35,556 --> 00:22:37,625 Walk. Don't run. Never run. 475 00:22:37,725 --> 00:22:39,126 - Why? - Why? 476 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:40,895 Oh, shit. Door's stuck. 477 00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:45,199 -BSI. -What? 478 00:22:45,299 --> 00:22:46,399 -BSI! -What the fuck is that? 479 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,069 -Put your gloves on! -Oh. Okay. 480 00:22:48,169 --> 00:22:49,604 - Hey, Jimmy. - Hey. 481 00:22:49,704 --> 00:22:51,038 Need you to pop that door. 482 00:22:51,138 --> 00:22:53,541 - Got it. - Also need an additional driver. 483 00:22:53,641 --> 00:22:54,842 I need Mike in the back with me. 484 00:22:54,942 --> 00:22:57,612 - We're on it. - Hey. Everything's okay? 485 00:22:58,980 --> 00:22:59,780 What is that? 486 00:22:59,881 --> 00:23:02,550 I answer questions after the fact. 487 00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:07,054 It's a window punch. 488 00:23:09,156 --> 00:23:10,157 Okay, go ahead. 489 00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:11,359 Pull her out the side. 490 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,827 -Move in. -Little more. 491 00:23:14,528 --> 00:23:16,163 Alright, head of her class, 492 00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:17,298 what do we assess first? 493 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:18,933 Airway, breathing, circulation. 494 00:23:19,033 --> 00:23:21,035 He's breathing, but it's rapid deep breaths. 495 00:23:21,135 --> 00:23:22,970 Kussmauls? 496 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:24,471 Wait, am I right? 497 00:23:24,572 --> 00:23:26,574 Rookie, get out the way. 498 00:23:26,674 --> 00:23:28,009 What's goin' on here? 499 00:23:28,109 --> 00:23:29,644 Got Kussmauls. 500 00:23:29,744 --> 00:23:32,412 Possible broken everything. What about you? 501 00:23:32,513 --> 00:23:34,315 Lady was just a little shook up but she's alright. 502 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,183 Alright. Grab me a collar, will ya? 503 00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:37,652 Okay, I got you. 504 00:23:37,752 --> 00:23:39,587 -Get out the way. -Sorry. Sorry. 505 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:42,924 Alright, and grab me a non-rebreather. 506 00:23:43,024 --> 00:23:44,825 You just said not to touch anything. 507 00:23:44,926 --> 00:23:47,295 And now I'm asking you to touch a non-rebreather 508 00:23:47,395 --> 00:23:48,461 and bring it to me. 509 00:23:48,562 --> 00:23:50,665 Wait. No. No. 510 00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:53,500 Sorry. Sorry. 511 00:23:53,601 --> 00:23:55,236 Not in the truck. In the bag! 512 00:23:55,336 --> 00:23:57,705 -The what? -In the bag! In the bag! 513 00:23:57,805 --> 00:23:59,073 Oh, shit. 514 00:23:59,173 --> 00:24:00,675 Walk. Don't run. 515 00:24:03,377 --> 00:24:05,079 Hey, buddy. Can you hear me? 516 00:24:08,249 --> 00:24:09,917 One, two, three. 517 00:24:11,986 --> 00:24:13,321 One, two, three. 518 00:24:13,421 --> 00:24:15,488 No. Yeah, I got him. 519 00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:18,392 -How am I doin'? -Alright. 520 00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:20,394 Nothing in the belly, good in all four. 521 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:22,096 Got this, hero? 522 00:24:24,065 --> 00:24:26,000 Oh, shit. He's in V-fib. 523 00:24:26,701 --> 00:24:28,302 You, I need you to do CPR. 524 00:24:28,402 --> 00:24:30,204 Now. Go. Go! 525 00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:37,477 Harder. 526 00:24:38,012 --> 00:24:39,613 Harder! You're not doing anything. 527 00:24:39,714 --> 00:24:40,815 Harder! 528 00:24:40,915 --> 00:24:42,817 Oh, God! I think I just broke his ribs. 529 00:24:42,917 --> 00:24:44,585 No, no, no. That's a good thing. A good thing. 530 00:24:44,685 --> 00:24:46,420 Don't stop, okay? Means you're doing it right. 531 00:24:46,554 --> 00:24:48,789 Yeah. I can fix broken. I can't fix dead. 532 00:24:49,423 --> 00:24:50,424 Come on! 533 00:24:57,264 --> 00:24:58,399 Um, are we gonna shock him? 534 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:00,401 No, we gonna wax his chest. 535 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,003 Yes, we gonna shock him. 536 00:25:02,103 --> 00:25:03,004 Charging. 537 00:25:03,104 --> 00:25:05,139 Clear. 538 00:25:05,239 --> 00:25:07,408 Brainiac is clear. All clear. 539 00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,385 Comin' through. 540 00:25:17,485 --> 00:25:19,053 Hello? Hello, hello! 541 00:25:19,153 --> 00:25:23,024 Got a approximately 40-year-old male, two-car MVA. 542 00:25:23,124 --> 00:25:24,692 Restrained driver. 543 00:25:24,792 --> 00:25:26,694 Severe damage to the vehicle. 544 00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:29,230 Ten-minute extrication. 545 00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:31,032 Kussmauls at first, 546 00:25:31,132 --> 00:25:33,901 but once we got him out went apneic and V-fib. 547 00:25:34,001 --> 00:25:36,437 Been shocked three times. Last was on the drive here. 548 00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:37,438 Now asystolic. 549 00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:39,874 Ready? One, two, three. 550 00:25:42,443 --> 00:25:44,011 Pupils are fixed and dilated. 551 00:25:44,111 --> 00:25:46,580 Fractured right arm and depressed skull fracture in-- 552 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,450 Hold compression. Just hold, hold, hold. Please. 553 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:51,152 He's asystolic. 554 00:25:51,852 --> 00:25:53,921 You said he was traumatic. Did you ever get a pulse back? 555 00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:55,423 -No. -No. 556 00:25:55,524 --> 00:25:56,857 No. 557 00:25:56,957 --> 00:25:59,927 Time of death, 10:29. 558 00:26:00,027 --> 00:26:02,396 Oh, God. You gotta be shitting me. 559 00:26:02,496 --> 00:26:04,165 Is that mud? 560 00:26:04,899 --> 00:26:07,034 Well, nice job, Dr. Randy. 561 00:26:07,134 --> 00:26:09,570 Just track all the mud and bacteria you want 562 00:26:09,670 --> 00:26:10,671 into my ER. 563 00:26:15,510 --> 00:26:17,144 Seriously? 564 00:26:28,756 --> 00:26:30,525 Hey. What happened? 565 00:26:30,624 --> 00:26:33,861 The doctor just called it? That's it? 566 00:26:34,228 --> 00:26:35,429 Yes, that's it. 567 00:26:35,530 --> 00:26:37,431 Dude was dead when we got there. 568 00:26:37,532 --> 00:26:39,233 Okay, well, if you thought he was dead, 569 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:41,035 then why did you make me do CPR? 570 00:26:41,135 --> 00:26:44,071 Because nobody dies in an ambulance. 571 00:26:44,171 --> 00:26:45,873 What do you mean? It's an ambulance. 572 00:26:45,973 --> 00:26:49,009 -People die all the time. -Nobody dies in the ambulance. 573 00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:51,679 It's a legal nightmare. Once we start working on you, 574 00:26:51,779 --> 00:26:53,380 we're not allowed to declare you dead. 575 00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:55,149 Only a doctor or coroner can do that. 576 00:26:55,249 --> 00:26:57,284 So even if he has zero chance of making it, 577 00:26:57,384 --> 00:27:01,288 even if we're just pumping blood through a corpse, 578 00:27:01,388 --> 00:27:02,990 we cannot declare him dead. 579 00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:04,959 Now, he can be dead before we show up, 580 00:27:05,059 --> 00:27:07,261 he can be dead once we drop him off, 581 00:27:07,361 --> 00:27:10,331 but never, ever in between. 582 00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:14,034 That doesn't make any medical sense. 583 00:27:14,135 --> 00:27:15,636 It's not medicine. 584 00:27:16,337 --> 00:27:18,005 It's healthcare. 585 00:27:18,105 --> 00:27:19,740 Welcome to EMS. 586 00:27:28,916 --> 00:27:30,017 No. 587 00:27:30,117 --> 00:27:32,186 No! God damnit. 588 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:34,855 Stay. 589 00:27:35,456 --> 00:27:36,991 No! Go! 590 00:27:37,091 --> 00:27:40,529 Take my dollar, you motherfucker! 591 00:27:40,629 --> 00:27:42,363 God damnit! 592 00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:45,332 Children can hear you. 593 00:27:45,432 --> 00:27:47,268 Fine. Good. You have a dollar? 594 00:27:48,969 --> 00:27:51,472 What I don't understand is, if you hate your job so much, 595 00:27:51,573 --> 00:27:52,806 why don't you just quit? 596 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:55,943 'Cause I like to eat and I don't like to sleep in the gutter. 597 00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:57,811 - So get another job. - Like what? 598 00:27:57,912 --> 00:27:59,380 Like airline pilot? Huh? 599 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,950 I've tried. I am stuck here. Okay? Work at the hospital? 600 00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:05,953 All I'm qualified to do is change bedpans and wipe asses. 601 00:28:06,053 --> 00:28:07,855 My training doesn't mean shit here. 602 00:28:07,955 --> 00:28:09,190 Go to med school? Forget it. 603 00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:10,457 No. By the time I finish, 604 00:28:10,559 --> 00:28:11,892 it will be time for me to retire. 605 00:28:11,992 --> 00:28:14,762 Okay. 606 00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:17,331 Wait. What? No! 607 00:28:17,431 --> 00:28:19,333 God! I hate you! 608 00:28:19,433 --> 00:28:21,168 No! No! No! 609 00:28:21,268 --> 00:28:22,870 God! 610 00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:27,908 Okay. 611 00:28:28,008 --> 00:28:29,443 Randy? 612 00:28:29,544 --> 00:28:32,514 Oh, Christ. I feel like my heart's coming out my asshole. 613 00:28:32,614 --> 00:28:34,048 Hey. Hey. 614 00:28:34,148 --> 00:28:35,749 What's the matter? 615 00:28:35,849 --> 00:28:37,284 No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 616 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:39,853 -You havin' a heart attack? -No. Just stop it. God. 617 00:28:39,954 --> 00:28:41,889 - No. - Okay, so a panic attack. 618 00:28:41,989 --> 00:28:44,892 -No, it's not. -Take some slow, deep breaths. 619 00:28:44,992 --> 00:28:47,094 Uh, hello? Paramedic. 620 00:28:47,194 --> 00:28:50,064 Are you okay to work like this? 621 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:55,369 Look, I'm gonna be fine. I just... 622 00:28:57,838 --> 00:28:59,708 Just need some-some time. 623 00:29:01,909 --> 00:29:03,511 You don't understand. 624 00:29:19,093 --> 00:29:22,062 You know, when I was 13... 625 00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:24,265 my mom and my sister and I 626 00:29:24,365 --> 00:29:26,333 went camping in the middle of nowhere. 627 00:29:28,269 --> 00:29:30,804 And my mom really liked cold chicken, 628 00:29:30,904 --> 00:29:32,239 so we were eating cold chicken 629 00:29:32,339 --> 00:29:34,341 on a picnic table with some potato chips, 630 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:37,845 and my mom got a piece stuck in her throat. 631 00:29:38,747 --> 00:29:42,883 And I didn't... I didn't know the Heimlich or anything... 632 00:29:43,652 --> 00:29:44,918 so right there... 633 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:47,087 in that dumb campground... 634 00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:52,059 ...my mother died. 635 00:29:53,027 --> 00:29:54,828 And I just watched. 636 00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:02,570 So that's why I'm... that's why I'm here. 637 00:30:07,074 --> 00:30:08,342 I'm gonna tell you something 638 00:30:08,442 --> 00:30:10,911 that I wish someone had told me a long time ago. 639 00:30:11,546 --> 00:30:16,016 Run away from this job as fast as humanly possible... 640 00:30:16,551 --> 00:30:18,886 or you will end up like this. 641 00:30:25,326 --> 00:30:27,461 That's weird. 642 00:30:30,665 --> 00:30:32,499 Uh, hello? This is Randy. 643 00:30:42,777 --> 00:30:44,111 Okay. 644 00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:47,881 Okay. 645 00:30:49,283 --> 00:30:51,218 What you mean you can't be late? 646 00:30:52,419 --> 00:30:54,789 I know you're a teacher. Fuck those kids. 647 00:30:54,888 --> 00:30:56,624 Just don't-- It's too early to be... 648 00:30:59,828 --> 00:31:01,596 What the fuck goin' on wit' you? Hey, stop. 649 00:31:03,765 --> 00:31:05,767 Mmm! 650 00:31:07,134 --> 00:31:08,969 Yeah, I think Randy doin' crack. 651 00:31:12,106 --> 00:31:13,808 Whoo-hoo! 652 00:31:13,907 --> 00:31:15,543 Yeah! 653 00:31:15,643 --> 00:31:17,545 Hey! I quit! 654 00:31:17,645 --> 00:31:18,979 I quit! 655 00:31:19,079 --> 00:31:20,381 I got a new job. I'm quitting! 656 00:31:20,481 --> 00:31:22,182 That's it. I'm done. 657 00:31:22,282 --> 00:31:24,418 I'm done. I got a new job. I can't believe... 658 00:31:24,519 --> 00:31:26,353 I totally thought that I blew the interview, 659 00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:28,222 but apparently they loved my honesty. 660 00:31:28,322 --> 00:31:30,991 So... that's it. I'm outta here. 661 00:31:31,091 --> 00:31:32,493 So... It's... 662 00:31:32,594 --> 00:31:34,696 Shanice, you've been amazing. It's not you. Really. 663 00:31:34,796 --> 00:31:36,096 Thanks. You're the best supervisor. 664 00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:37,297 I really-- Thank you s-- 665 00:31:37,398 --> 00:31:38,932 I don't need to give you two weeks, do I? 666 00:31:39,032 --> 00:31:40,568 I don't think I could stay another two weeks. 667 00:31:40,668 --> 00:31:42,903 I can't do two weeks' notice. They need me to start Monday. 668 00:31:43,003 --> 00:31:45,874 Come on. Please, please l-- I can't believe it! 669 00:31:45,973 --> 00:31:49,276 Honestly, I didn't know that I could feel happy. 670 00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:51,111 Hello? Are you still there? 671 00:31:51,211 --> 00:31:52,614 Yes, I'm still here. 672 00:31:52,714 --> 00:31:55,315 Can we, uh, re-up on rubber gloves, 673 00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:57,317 hypos, and normal saline-- Hang on! 674 00:31:57,418 --> 00:31:58,820 Randy! 675 00:31:58,919 --> 00:32:00,354 I did not say you could quit. 676 00:32:00,822 --> 00:32:02,724 And you have to finish your shift! 677 00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:04,659 - Asshole. - Excuse me? 678 00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:05,794 No, no, no! Not you. 679 00:32:07,662 --> 00:32:10,164 Okay! We ride! 680 00:32:10,264 --> 00:32:11,398 We ride! 681 00:32:11,766 --> 00:32:12,734 Ha-ha! 682 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:32,620 Whoo! 683 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,255 So long, fuckers! 684 00:32:35,355 --> 00:32:36,290 Yeah! 685 00:32:40,829 --> 00:32:42,262 Ah... 686 00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:44,998 I love the smell of nursing home in the morning. 687 00:32:49,069 --> 00:32:49,904 How you doin'? 688 00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:53,741 Hmm. What's for lunch? 689 00:32:53,842 --> 00:32:55,375 What the fuck is wrong wit' you? 690 00:32:56,009 --> 00:32:57,244 Sorry? 691 00:32:57,344 --> 00:32:58,445 This happiness is making me uncomfortable. 692 00:32:58,546 --> 00:32:59,914 It's actually kinda freaking me out. 693 00:33:00,013 --> 00:33:01,381 Yeah, it's a little unnerving. 694 00:33:01,482 --> 00:33:05,452 Well, in 18 more hours, I am done with EMS forever. 695 00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:08,623 Uh, hi. Hello. 696 00:33:08,723 --> 00:33:09,924 What took you so long? 697 00:33:10,023 --> 00:33:11,258 What you mean what took us so long? 698 00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:12,894 We got here in six minutes. 699 00:33:12,993 --> 00:33:14,863 That's two R&B songs. Six minutes. 700 00:33:14,963 --> 00:33:16,263 We can't get here faster than six minutes. 701 00:33:16,363 --> 00:33:18,198 The fuck you think we got, a teleporter? 702 00:33:18,298 --> 00:33:19,801 Uh, where's the patient? 703 00:33:19,901 --> 00:33:21,703 Alright, look. Just-Just... 704 00:33:22,604 --> 00:33:23,605 follow me. 705 00:33:23,705 --> 00:33:25,272 This way. 706 00:33:25,372 --> 00:33:26,206 Come on. 707 00:33:26,306 --> 00:33:28,510 How the fuck did he get this job? 708 00:33:28,877 --> 00:33:32,012 She's been having a little trouble breathing lately. 709 00:33:32,747 --> 00:33:34,381 Define "lately." 710 00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:38,686 Newbie, what's your assessment? 711 00:33:39,253 --> 00:33:41,823 Well, she's cyanotic, appears to have lividity. 712 00:33:41,923 --> 00:33:43,658 In my professional opinion... 713 00:33:43,758 --> 00:33:44,826 she's dead. 714 00:33:44,926 --> 00:33:46,426 Hmm. 715 00:33:47,094 --> 00:33:50,330 -You gotta do something. -Do something? What? CPR? 716 00:33:50,430 --> 00:33:51,533 She's dead. 717 00:33:51,633 --> 00:33:53,535 Got a better chance of reviving the nightstand. 718 00:33:53,635 --> 00:33:54,636 You gotta try. 719 00:33:54,736 --> 00:33:55,737 No, we're not touching her. 720 00:33:55,837 --> 00:33:57,304 - Unh-uh. - Alright. 721 00:33:58,038 --> 00:33:59,841 I'm gettin' the charge nurse. 722 00:33:59,941 --> 00:34:01,208 You can if you want to. 723 00:34:01,308 --> 00:34:03,210 Is the charge nurse a magician? 724 00:34:03,310 --> 00:34:05,813 Because that's the only way this lady is coming back alive. 725 00:34:05,914 --> 00:34:07,147 With magic! 726 00:34:07,515 --> 00:34:08,382 Waste of time. 727 00:34:08,482 --> 00:34:10,117 Even the newbie knew she was dead. 728 00:34:10,217 --> 00:34:12,386 No offense. 729 00:34:12,486 --> 00:34:13,621 I am offended. 730 00:34:14,087 --> 00:34:15,990 Hey, County. Medic 42. 731 00:34:16,524 --> 00:34:18,726 Medic 42, this is County. Go ahead. 732 00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:21,094 County, we need a coroner. 733 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:22,462 We have a DOA on the scene 734 00:34:22,564 --> 00:34:24,431 and, uh, we're standing by for paperwork. 735 00:34:24,532 --> 00:34:27,001 Copy, 42. Contacting coroner. 736 00:34:27,735 --> 00:34:30,137 What do you mean, coroner? What's going on here? 737 00:34:30,237 --> 00:34:32,941 Your patient is assuming room temperature, 738 00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:34,308 I declared her dead, 739 00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:36,343 the coroner is coming, and we are going to leave. 740 00:34:37,177 --> 00:34:38,245 How do you know she's dead? 741 00:34:38,345 --> 00:34:39,781 What are her vitals? 742 00:34:40,615 --> 00:34:42,282 You wanna know her vitals? 743 00:34:42,650 --> 00:34:45,118 Well, if you must know, zero pulse, 744 00:34:45,553 --> 00:34:47,822 zero over zero blood pressure, 745 00:34:47,922 --> 00:34:49,289 zero respirations. 746 00:34:49,389 --> 00:34:52,560 Like all... zeroes. 747 00:34:53,595 --> 00:34:55,530 Would you like to know her blood sugar? 748 00:34:55,630 --> 00:34:58,298 She was just fine when I checked on her a few minutes ago. 749 00:34:58,398 --> 00:35:01,368 A few... minutes ago? Really? 750 00:35:02,102 --> 00:35:03,605 Shake her hand. 751 00:35:04,137 --> 00:35:05,773 Go over and shake her hand. 752 00:35:06,139 --> 00:35:07,675 Do it. 753 00:35:07,775 --> 00:35:09,744 - I'm good. - Mike? 754 00:35:19,087 --> 00:35:20,420 Look. 755 00:35:20,855 --> 00:35:21,789 Look! 756 00:35:22,991 --> 00:35:25,158 "Hi. I'm dead." 757 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,729 Goddamn, she cold. 758 00:35:28,563 --> 00:35:29,998 You know why she's fuckin' cold? 759 00:35:30,098 --> 00:35:31,599 Because this is rigor. 760 00:35:31,699 --> 00:35:33,133 'Cause she's dead. 761 00:35:33,233 --> 00:35:35,770 This type of stiffness don't take a few minutes. 762 00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:39,206 We talkin' five or six hours. 763 00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:41,308 Huh? You can iron your clothes on her, 764 00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:42,543 that's how stiff she is! 765 00:35:42,644 --> 00:35:43,811 Stiff as a board! 766 00:35:43,911 --> 00:35:45,580 Can I be honest wit' you? 767 00:35:46,413 --> 00:35:48,650 You're probably the worst nurse 768 00:35:49,316 --> 00:35:51,085 I've ever fuckin' met. 769 00:35:51,184 --> 00:35:53,286 This is totally unacceptable. 770 00:35:53,387 --> 00:35:54,756 I'm calling your supervisor. 771 00:35:54,856 --> 00:35:56,223 Oh. Please do. 772 00:35:56,323 --> 00:35:57,892 That would be hysterical. 773 00:35:57,992 --> 00:36:01,428 In the meantime, I suggest you get Mrs. Pustelli on ice. 774 00:36:01,529 --> 00:36:04,331 She's starting to add to the lovely aroma around here. 775 00:36:04,431 --> 00:36:05,967 I smell dead people. 776 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,108 - Hello! - Randy, 777 00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:15,910 who is this nursing home lady 778 00:36:16,010 --> 00:36:17,244 screaming at me on the other line? 779 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:18,680 Look, these people are idiots, okay? 780 00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:20,915 They had a patient of theirs that was dead for hours. 781 00:36:21,015 --> 00:36:23,818 Randy, you have got to learn to manage these people 782 00:36:23,918 --> 00:36:25,485 and stop acting like an asshole to everybody. 783 00:36:25,586 --> 00:36:27,655 Now I gotta deal with this mess. 784 00:36:27,755 --> 00:36:29,389 What do-- It's my last day, Shanice. 785 00:36:29,489 --> 00:36:31,258 It's not my last day, and if you finish your shift 786 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,560 we'll see if it's your last. 787 00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:34,929 Really? Oh, no. This is definitely my-- 788 00:36:35,029 --> 00:36:36,263 I said what I said. 789 00:36:38,099 --> 00:36:39,366 Fuck. 790 00:36:39,466 --> 00:36:41,334 So, Carol, if you were assessing that patient, 791 00:36:41,435 --> 00:36:43,303 would you classify them as alive? 792 00:36:44,172 --> 00:36:46,007 I see. No, no, no. No, you're right. 793 00:36:46,107 --> 00:36:47,575 I don't have a nursing degree. 794 00:36:47,675 --> 00:36:49,143 I was trained as a paramedic. 795 00:36:49,242 --> 00:36:51,411 Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you something, Carol, 796 00:36:51,512 --> 00:36:53,346 since you deal in elder care. 797 00:36:53,447 --> 00:36:56,050 My grandmother died 12 years ago at the age of 99 798 00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:57,785 and we buried her next to my grandfather 799 00:36:57,885 --> 00:37:00,121 at that cemetery out by the airport. Know the one? 800 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:01,856 Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you this. 801 00:37:01,956 --> 00:37:04,257 If you and I were to go out there together right now 802 00:37:04,357 --> 00:37:05,526 and dig up my grandmother's corpse, 803 00:37:05,626 --> 00:37:07,227 do you think you could revive her? 804 00:37:07,327 --> 00:37:08,730 Because that makes about as much sense 805 00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:10,865 as what you're saying to me right now. 806 00:37:10,965 --> 00:37:13,333 Your patient was dead, bitch. 807 00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:15,268 Mm-hmm. And your people didn't realize it 808 00:37:15,368 --> 00:37:16,971 for five or six hours. 809 00:37:17,071 --> 00:37:18,606 That is called negligence. 810 00:37:18,706 --> 00:37:20,340 But you thought you'd just call 911 811 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,943 and cover your asses, is that it? 812 00:37:22,043 --> 00:37:25,378 Ah. Well, how 'bout you and I call your administrator 813 00:37:25,479 --> 00:37:27,380 and go over this incident point by point 814 00:37:27,481 --> 00:37:29,751 and see which one of us still has a goddamn job 815 00:37:29,851 --> 00:37:31,284 by the end of the day? 816 00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:34,989 Oh! You're suddenly okay? 817 00:37:35,089 --> 00:37:37,125 We're clear now, Carol? 818 00:37:37,225 --> 00:37:38,559 Great. Well, if you have any more problems, 819 00:37:38,659 --> 00:37:40,595 my name is Shanice, you call me immediately. 820 00:37:40,695 --> 00:37:42,096 You got that? 821 00:37:42,196 --> 00:37:43,296 Damn right. 822 00:37:49,170 --> 00:37:51,239 Oh my God, I am so hungry. 823 00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:53,007 Mike, find a taco truck or something. 824 00:37:53,107 --> 00:37:55,243 My stomach is eating itself. 825 00:37:55,342 --> 00:37:56,611 Got you. That's all you have to say. 826 00:37:56,711 --> 00:37:58,579 You didn't really quit, did you? 827 00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:00,848 Yeah. I did. 828 00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:02,817 -No, you didn't. -Yeah, I did. 829 00:38:02,917 --> 00:38:04,051 No, you did not. 830 00:38:04,152 --> 00:38:05,653 Yes, I did. 831 00:38:05,753 --> 00:38:07,755 Look, look. Let me say this, okay? 832 00:38:07,855 --> 00:38:10,357 Randy has been in this way too long, okay? 833 00:38:10,457 --> 00:38:12,894 EMS is not supposed to be working this long. 834 00:38:12,994 --> 00:38:15,596 He don't know what he's gonna do out in the real world. 835 00:38:15,696 --> 00:38:16,964 This motherfucker can't do shit. 836 00:38:17,064 --> 00:38:18,599 What are you talking about? 837 00:38:18,699 --> 00:38:20,268 I wouldn't know how to function out there? 838 00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:22,103 Oh, but you know how to function out there. 839 00:38:22,203 --> 00:38:23,403 -You damn right I do. -Yeah. 840 00:38:23,504 --> 00:38:25,106 I function well out there too. 841 00:38:25,206 --> 00:38:26,841 'Cause I'm a normal fuckin' person. 842 00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:28,743 I go home, I take a shit, 843 00:38:28,843 --> 00:38:30,778 then I take a shower and I put on my clothes 844 00:38:30,878 --> 00:38:32,513 and I pick up my lady, we go to dinner, 845 00:38:32,613 --> 00:38:34,282 then we come back home and we fuck. 846 00:38:34,381 --> 00:38:37,518 Okay? That is called being a part of society. 847 00:38:37,618 --> 00:38:38,820 You, on the other hand, 848 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,988 would not survive one day in the real world. 849 00:38:41,088 --> 00:38:43,456 'Cause he ain't did shit. Don't do nothin' besides this. 850 00:38:43,558 --> 00:38:45,492 When the last time you been on a date? 851 00:38:45,593 --> 00:38:49,230 Hmm? When was the last time you washed your fuckin' sheets? 852 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:51,364 Oh... 853 00:38:53,634 --> 00:38:56,103 Well, where are you gonna work? 854 00:38:56,204 --> 00:38:58,172 I'm working in an insurance company. 855 00:38:58,272 --> 00:39:00,141 - What?! - What? 856 00:39:00,241 --> 00:39:01,576 -Are you... -What? 857 00:39:01,676 --> 00:39:03,476 You gon' work in insurance. Please. 858 00:39:03,578 --> 00:39:05,345 Man, you can't even work at fuckin' Subway. 859 00:39:05,445 --> 00:39:07,782 I could w-- I could too work at Subway. 860 00:39:07,882 --> 00:39:09,851 You gotta deal with customers to work at Subway. 861 00:39:09,951 --> 00:39:11,451 Yeah. I could deal with customers. 862 00:39:11,552 --> 00:39:13,321 You could? Let's pretend I'm a customer. 863 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:14,622 -Okay. -Okay. You ready? 864 00:39:14,722 --> 00:39:16,190 -Yeah. -I walk in. Ding! 865 00:39:16,290 --> 00:39:17,658 The little bell go off. I'm in there. 866 00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:19,861 Oh, hello, sir. Are you having a nice day? 867 00:39:19,961 --> 00:39:20,761 I'm having a great day. 868 00:39:20,862 --> 00:39:22,196 I would like a sandwich for lunch. 869 00:39:22,296 --> 00:39:23,598 -Okay. -You really supposed to-- 870 00:39:23,698 --> 00:39:25,333 Would you like a six-inch or a footlong? 871 00:39:25,432 --> 00:39:28,169 Okay. I want a six-inch vegetarian sub, okay? 872 00:39:28,269 --> 00:39:30,504 -On wheat with chicken. -Mm-hmm. 873 00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:33,708 - Hmm. - Okay. 874 00:39:33,808 --> 00:39:36,476 Uh... that-that doesn't make it 875 00:39:36,577 --> 00:39:38,212 a vegetarian sub if you add chicken. 876 00:39:38,312 --> 00:39:40,648 No. I would like, like I said, 877 00:39:40,748 --> 00:39:44,151 a six-inch vegetarian sub on wheat with chicken. 878 00:39:44,252 --> 00:39:45,786 I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that 879 00:39:45,887 --> 00:39:47,288 'cause that's not a vegetarian sub. 880 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:48,856 Motherfucker, it is. 881 00:39:48,956 --> 00:39:51,025 -I'm the customer. -If you have chicken on it... 882 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:52,860 See? That's exactly why you couldn't work there. 883 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,862 -But it's not vegetarian! -It is vegetarian! 884 00:39:54,962 --> 00:39:57,865 There are rules here, sir. There are rules. 885 00:39:57,965 --> 00:40:00,534 I can order whatever the fuck I want. Alright? 886 00:40:00,635 --> 00:40:02,402 I want a orange Fanta 887 00:40:02,503 --> 00:40:03,638 with grape juice in it. 888 00:40:03,738 --> 00:40:05,373 You can serve your own drink, sir. 889 00:40:05,472 --> 00:40:07,375 Here's your cup. Go to the drink station. 890 00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:09,110 What type of racist shit is that?! 891 00:40:10,344 --> 00:40:11,545 Fuck that. I'm calling corporate. 892 00:40:11,646 --> 00:40:13,514 Beep-beep-boop-beep-beep. Corporate. 893 00:40:13,614 --> 00:40:17,084 Hey! This dude named Randy that work at the Subway 894 00:40:17,184 --> 00:40:18,653 is a asshole, okay? 895 00:40:18,753 --> 00:40:21,889 He tried to make me make my own fuckin' drink! 896 00:40:22,857 --> 00:40:24,325 Also this is a Black man calling, 897 00:40:24,424 --> 00:40:25,458 so you know what that's about! 898 00:40:25,559 --> 00:40:27,194 Bye! Fired! 899 00:40:27,728 --> 00:40:29,530 -Shit. -Alright. Alright. 900 00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:31,933 Well, you know what? I'm not working at Subway, 901 00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:33,367 so... win-win. 902 00:40:33,466 --> 00:40:34,902 Medic 42. 903 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:37,104 No. Come on! 904 00:40:37,204 --> 00:40:39,507 Not now. Don't take it. No. No. No, Mike. Please. 905 00:40:39,607 --> 00:40:41,375 Come on, man. It's our job. 906 00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:42,777 -42 is here. Go ahead. -Oh, God. 907 00:40:42,877 --> 00:40:44,679 Medic 42, emergency traffic. 908 00:40:44,779 --> 00:40:46,681 Respond emergent in 33 Cooper Court. 909 00:40:46,781 --> 00:40:50,351 Oh man, I hope this patient is dead so I can eat... 910 00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:52,485 ...a taco. 911 00:41:06,567 --> 00:41:08,235 Oh, this is gonna be fucked up. 912 00:41:13,307 --> 00:41:14,775 Hey. Hey. Sir? 913 00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:17,545 S-Sir, excuse me. We just-- We just wanna take a look at-- 914 00:41:17,645 --> 00:41:19,280 Yeah. Hey. 915 00:41:19,947 --> 00:41:22,783 - What? - Hey, sir, uh... 916 00:41:22,883 --> 00:41:25,653 Why don't you get on the ground so we can help you out, okay? 917 00:41:25,753 --> 00:41:27,688 -Here, come here. -Should I take my helmet off? 918 00:41:27,788 --> 00:41:29,223 No! 919 00:41:29,323 --> 00:41:30,224 -No. -No. 920 00:41:30,324 --> 00:41:32,059 Real s-- No! Okay. 921 00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:33,160 God damnit. 922 00:41:35,363 --> 00:41:36,731 - Better... - Oh. 923 00:41:36,831 --> 00:41:39,000 You've had a little too much to drink this afternoon? 924 00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:40,835 - Just a little. - Be right back. 925 00:41:40,935 --> 00:41:42,403 I'ma get the rest of the equipment. 926 00:41:42,937 --> 00:41:44,972 Hold C-spine, please, madam. 927 00:41:45,072 --> 00:41:46,674 -Yep. -Thank you. 928 00:41:46,774 --> 00:41:48,042 Hello there. My name's Randy. 929 00:41:48,142 --> 00:41:50,044 We're gonna be taking you to the hospital today. 930 00:41:50,144 --> 00:41:53,247 -What's your name? -Uh, my name's Matt. 931 00:41:53,347 --> 00:41:54,515 Or Matthew. 932 00:41:54,615 --> 00:41:55,950 Okay, Matthew. 933 00:41:56,384 --> 00:41:58,052 I'm, uh... just wondering if you-- 934 00:41:58,152 --> 00:42:00,287 Know what? Maybe call me Matt, actually. 935 00:42:00,388 --> 00:42:02,490 -That feels more like... -Okay, Matt. 936 00:42:02,623 --> 00:42:05,059 Matt it is. Any other pain anywhere? Hmm? 937 00:42:05,159 --> 00:42:07,461 Eh, just like... a little headache, 938 00:42:07,561 --> 00:42:09,363 but I don't think it's a big deal, doc. 939 00:42:09,797 --> 00:42:11,799 Uh, not a doc. Paramedic. 940 00:42:11,899 --> 00:42:13,868 Can you tell us a bit about what happened? 941 00:42:15,002 --> 00:42:15,936 Uh, yeah. 942 00:42:16,037 --> 00:42:17,338 I crashed my bike-- 943 00:42:17,438 --> 00:42:18,706 -Oh, hey! -Okay! 944 00:42:18,806 --> 00:42:21,042 - We wanna hold you real still. - Sorry. 945 00:42:21,142 --> 00:42:22,610 Real still. 946 00:42:24,045 --> 00:42:27,181 I don't have to go to the haps-- hospital, do I? 947 00:42:27,281 --> 00:42:28,382 'Cause I don't have insurance. 948 00:42:28,482 --> 00:42:29,950 Matt, don't worry about that. 949 00:42:30,051 --> 00:42:32,820 They're just gonna send you a soul-crushing bill later on. 950 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,322 Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm a nurse! 951 00:42:35,423 --> 00:42:37,425 Excuse me. I'm a nurse. 952 00:42:38,059 --> 00:42:40,327 I saw the ambulance and figured you'd need help. 953 00:42:40,428 --> 00:42:41,662 Let's get this helmet off. 954 00:42:41,762 --> 00:42:42,830 You don't have to do that. 955 00:42:42,930 --> 00:42:44,999 Lady, I don't wanna be mean to you 956 00:42:45,099 --> 00:42:47,168 'cause you remind me of my auntie, 957 00:42:47,268 --> 00:42:48,335 but leave us the fuck alone. 958 00:42:48,436 --> 00:42:50,371 Is this like a turf war over me? 959 00:42:50,471 --> 00:42:51,839 Right. I need you to bandage his eyes. 960 00:42:51,939 --> 00:42:54,008 What's wrong with my eyes? 961 00:42:58,345 --> 00:43:00,314 Eyes. Both. Both eyes. 962 00:43:00,414 --> 00:43:02,283 Why? The other eye's fine. 963 00:43:02,383 --> 00:43:04,185 Not a democracy. 964 00:43:04,285 --> 00:43:06,521 -Both eyes. -That doesn't make any sense. 965 00:43:06,620 --> 00:43:09,824 - Why would I do that? - Both eyes. 966 00:43:14,695 --> 00:43:16,897 Hey, do you guys know what you're doing? 967 00:43:16,997 --> 00:43:19,400 Because, like, it sounds like you don't agree. 968 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,536 Oh, we know exactly what we're doing. 969 00:43:21,635 --> 00:43:23,070 Let him see out of his good eye. 970 00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:27,041 Taggert! Escort this lady out of my presence immediately. 971 00:43:27,141 --> 00:43:28,476 What? 972 00:43:28,577 --> 00:43:30,377 -Come with me, ma'am. Let's go. -Out. 973 00:43:30,478 --> 00:43:31,779 I'm not leaving my patient. 974 00:43:31,879 --> 00:43:33,948 -Mm-hmm. -No. This is my patient! 975 00:43:34,048 --> 00:43:34,748 Mine! 976 00:43:38,786 --> 00:43:40,254 Sorry. I'm trying to understand. 977 00:43:40,354 --> 00:43:41,489 Did you have me wrap both eyes 978 00:43:41,590 --> 00:43:42,990 because you didn't want him to panic? 979 00:43:43,090 --> 00:43:44,859 What did I say? Not in front of the patient. 980 00:43:44,959 --> 00:43:46,894 -I-I don't understand. -Not in front of the patient! 981 00:43:46,994 --> 00:43:49,363 -I'm trying to understand. -Dictator, remember? Dictator! 982 00:43:49,463 --> 00:43:50,731 Yeah, dic-something. 983 00:43:50,831 --> 00:43:52,900 I can hear you guys. 984 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,970 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Matt, or Matty. 985 00:43:56,070 --> 00:43:57,972 - 42-year-old male. - Matthew. 986 00:43:58,072 --> 00:43:59,940 Conscious but not alert. ETOH on board. 987 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,610 Penetrating injury to his right eye. 988 00:44:01,709 --> 00:44:04,278 As far as we can tell, no neuro involvement. 989 00:44:04,378 --> 00:44:07,781 Vitals are stable. No SOB or other injuries detected. 990 00:44:07,882 --> 00:44:09,584 Wow. That wasn't interesting at all. 991 00:44:09,683 --> 00:44:12,119 'Cause to me, what I'm seeing here 992 00:44:12,219 --> 00:44:14,054 is a stick in the eye! 993 00:44:15,956 --> 00:44:16,757 What? 994 00:44:17,124 --> 00:44:19,360 I'm sorry, sir. Your eye, it's, um... 995 00:44:20,327 --> 00:44:21,295 jelly. 996 00:44:21,729 --> 00:44:22,963 Aw, man! 997 00:44:23,063 --> 00:44:25,032 I can sew it up and give you an eye patch. 998 00:44:25,132 --> 00:44:27,134 That's the best I can do for you, though. 999 00:44:27,234 --> 00:44:29,803 You can thank your friends in EMS. 1000 00:44:30,437 --> 00:44:32,940 I did everything right. 1001 00:44:33,307 --> 00:44:34,975 Get out of my ER. 1002 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,485 That guy's a dick. 1003 00:44:44,919 --> 00:44:46,820 No, no, no. 1004 00:44:46,921 --> 00:44:48,088 No, no. Why both eyes? 1005 00:44:48,189 --> 00:44:49,823 -It is a reasonable question. -Listen. 1006 00:44:49,924 --> 00:44:51,292 Our patient is scared and confused 1007 00:44:51,392 --> 00:44:53,093 and he needs to know we know what the fuck we're doing. 1008 00:44:53,194 --> 00:44:54,728 So stop asking questions in front of him 1009 00:44:54,828 --> 00:44:55,963 like a fucking five-year-old. 1010 00:44:56,063 --> 00:44:57,364 Know what? I came here to learn from you 1011 00:44:57,464 --> 00:44:59,466 because I thought you had something to teach me. 1012 00:44:59,568 --> 00:45:00,635 Instead, you give me bullshit 1013 00:45:00,734 --> 00:45:01,835 about how saving lives doesn't matter 1014 00:45:01,936 --> 00:45:03,237 because you're dead inside. 1015 00:45:03,337 --> 00:45:04,905 You're everything I don't want to be. Everything. 1016 00:45:05,005 --> 00:45:07,107 -Shh! Shh! -Top to bottom. What kind of-- 1017 00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:09,210 Boo-hoo. Are you jaded? Are you Mr. Tough Guy? 1018 00:45:09,310 --> 00:45:11,011 -What's behind the eyes? -The brain. 1019 00:45:11,111 --> 00:45:13,648 Right. And do we want that stick moving, carving the brain? 1020 00:45:13,747 --> 00:45:15,249 -No, we don't. -No. We do not. Right? 1021 00:45:15,349 --> 00:45:16,984 -How many eyes do we have? -Oh, come on. 1022 00:45:17,084 --> 00:45:19,621 -How many eyes do we have?! -Two! We have two. 1023 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:21,188 Do they work independently? 1024 00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:24,425 Oh, shit. 1025 00:45:24,526 --> 00:45:25,926 Yeah. 1026 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,861 Where one eye moves... 1027 00:45:28,996 --> 00:45:30,231 the other one follows. 1028 00:45:30,898 --> 00:45:32,166 They move in tandem. 1029 00:45:32,266 --> 00:45:33,734 How far is that stick back there? 1030 00:45:33,834 --> 00:45:35,469 We don't know. Is it digging up the brain? 1031 00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:36,837 We don't know. 1032 00:45:36,937 --> 00:45:39,740 Our job is to stop the trauma 1033 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,443 and get him into the ER as soon as possible. 1034 00:45:48,148 --> 00:45:49,250 Listen. 1035 00:45:50,184 --> 00:45:51,785 The problem at an accident scene 1036 00:45:51,885 --> 00:45:53,954 is everyone is so amped up and full of adrenaline 1037 00:45:54,054 --> 00:45:55,222 they get tunnel vision. 1038 00:45:55,322 --> 00:45:57,726 They're just looking at the one problem. 1039 00:45:57,825 --> 00:46:00,094 They're not seeing the big picture. 1040 00:46:00,794 --> 00:46:03,632 Our job, while everyone else is freaking out, 1041 00:46:03,732 --> 00:46:06,568 is to take a deep breath, step back, 1042 00:46:06,668 --> 00:46:08,435 and see the whole thing. 1043 00:46:12,773 --> 00:46:14,174 You're right. 1044 00:46:14,643 --> 00:46:16,810 -Sorry? -You're right. 1045 00:46:18,713 --> 00:46:20,515 I didn't think about that. Thank you. 1046 00:46:20,615 --> 00:46:21,782 Uh... 1047 00:46:22,617 --> 00:46:24,018 Okay. Uh... 1048 00:46:24,118 --> 00:46:26,387 I shouldn't have questioned you in front of a patient. 1049 00:46:26,487 --> 00:46:27,955 I'm sorry. 1050 00:46:28,055 --> 00:46:29,423 It won't happen again. 1051 00:46:34,663 --> 00:46:36,030 Are we good? 1052 00:46:41,536 --> 00:46:43,137 Yeah. Yeah, we're good. 1053 00:46:44,905 --> 00:46:46,473 Well... 1054 00:46:55,482 --> 00:46:57,318 Let's get a burger before I drop dead. 1055 00:46:57,418 --> 00:46:59,420 Did you put that dipshit in his place? 1056 00:46:59,521 --> 00:47:00,555 No. 1057 00:47:01,656 --> 00:47:03,324 Because he was right and I was wrong. 1058 00:47:03,424 --> 00:47:07,294 Okay, look. Randy can be an asshole sometimes, you know? 1059 00:47:08,429 --> 00:47:11,098 Okay, yes, he's a asshole all the damn time. 1060 00:47:11,198 --> 00:47:14,001 But there's nobody else I would ride with other than him. 1061 00:47:14,101 --> 00:47:15,570 Jesus! 1062 00:47:15,670 --> 00:47:17,171 What the hell, man?! 1063 00:47:17,271 --> 00:47:19,006 -What are you-- -He's falling apart. 1064 00:47:19,106 --> 00:47:20,508 Pedestrians have the right of way! 1065 00:47:20,608 --> 00:47:21,509 You almost killed me! 1066 00:47:21,609 --> 00:47:23,143 We all end up like that? 1067 00:47:23,243 --> 00:47:25,245 -Calling yourself a paramedic! -A broken mess? 1068 00:47:25,346 --> 00:47:26,847 Get out! 1069 00:47:27,816 --> 00:47:29,216 Hey. Hey. Hey. 1070 00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:32,219 Can we go? Please? I'm hungry. 1071 00:47:32,787 --> 00:47:33,755 -Okay. -Alright. 1072 00:47:33,854 --> 00:47:35,389 Let's go feed this motherfucker. 1073 00:48:00,548 --> 00:48:01,583 Stop! 1074 00:48:02,082 --> 00:48:03,250 -Okay? -What? 1075 00:48:03,350 --> 00:48:04,753 What you're doing is fuckin' disgusting. 1076 00:48:04,853 --> 00:48:06,521 -I'm hungry. -What you mean, you hungry? 1077 00:48:06,621 --> 00:48:07,689 Just puttin' shit in your mouth. 1078 00:48:07,789 --> 00:48:09,390 You're eatin' like a fuckin' Pac-Man. 1079 00:48:09,490 --> 00:48:11,925 You know something? I don't even wanna eat no more. 1080 00:48:12,025 --> 00:48:14,928 You just-- I done lost my appetite watchin' you eat. 1081 00:48:15,028 --> 00:48:16,664 Pretty soon, I'm starting this job, 1082 00:48:16,765 --> 00:48:18,432 I'm gonna have a real lunch hour. 1083 00:48:18,533 --> 00:48:21,669 One hour every single day. 1084 00:48:21,770 --> 00:48:23,003 I'm gonna work nine to five. 1085 00:48:23,103 --> 00:48:24,839 I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna sleep. 1086 00:48:24,938 --> 00:48:26,407 Hey. 1087 00:48:26,508 --> 00:48:29,309 Excuse me. Um, are you an ambulance driver? 1088 00:48:30,110 --> 00:48:31,846 -Paramedic. -Okay. Wait. 1089 00:48:31,945 --> 00:48:33,581 Can I just ask you one question? 1090 00:48:33,681 --> 00:48:36,049 Okay. Can I just have like ten more minutes 1091 00:48:36,150 --> 00:48:37,752 and then I'll answer whatever question you have. 1092 00:48:37,852 --> 00:48:39,086 Wait. One thing. Super quick. 1093 00:48:39,186 --> 00:48:41,823 What's the worst thing that you've ever seen? 1094 00:48:44,391 --> 00:48:46,460 Why do people always ask me that? 1095 00:48:46,561 --> 00:48:49,430 I mean, I get that there's a morbid fascination, 1096 00:48:49,531 --> 00:48:52,834 but I mean, why do they ask me that? 1097 00:48:53,333 --> 00:48:55,870 What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? 1098 00:48:55,969 --> 00:48:57,539 Want to think about that right now? 1099 00:48:57,639 --> 00:48:58,673 I sure don't. 1100 00:48:58,773 --> 00:49:01,308 I have seen some terrible things. 1101 00:49:01,408 --> 00:49:04,579 I know things that you do not want to know. 1102 00:49:07,214 --> 00:49:10,284 I know what brains smell like. 1103 00:49:10,718 --> 00:49:13,387 Brains have a distinct smell. Did you know that? 1104 00:49:13,487 --> 00:49:15,590 Sometimes I smell it when I come out of the ambulance 1105 00:49:15,690 --> 00:49:18,827 and I know right then and there, better watch my step 1106 00:49:18,927 --> 00:49:23,397 or else I'll slip and fall in some poor dead soul's memories. 1107 00:49:28,001 --> 00:49:29,604 You know what's in there? 1108 00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:31,673 Dead two-year-old. 1109 00:49:31,773 --> 00:49:35,777 She got decapitated by the seat belt upon impact. 1110 00:49:35,877 --> 00:49:37,377 Wanna look in there? 1111 00:49:37,478 --> 00:49:39,681 You want that image seared into your brain 1112 00:49:39,781 --> 00:49:41,014 forever and ever? 1113 00:49:41,114 --> 00:49:43,350 Well, someone's gotta look inside. 1114 00:49:44,151 --> 00:49:46,855 Someone's gotta have that image 1115 00:49:46,955 --> 00:49:49,323 in their brain for the rest of their lives. 1116 00:49:50,190 --> 00:49:51,759 I'm that somebody. 1117 00:49:52,326 --> 00:49:54,662 That's not even the worst thing I've seen. 1118 00:49:54,762 --> 00:49:57,966 So we get a call, unknown medical, 1119 00:49:58,432 --> 00:50:00,635 neighbor's complaining about smells. 1120 00:50:01,201 --> 00:50:02,770 Go into the apartment, meet the woman, 1121 00:50:02,871 --> 00:50:04,304 she seems totally normal, 1122 00:50:04,404 --> 00:50:07,809 but apparently she's suffering from postpartum depression. 1123 00:50:07,909 --> 00:50:09,744 So I ask her, "Where's the baby?" 1124 00:50:10,578 --> 00:50:11,846 "Where is the baby?" 1125 00:50:12,212 --> 00:50:15,215 Sure enough, there it is, in the microwave. 1126 00:50:15,315 --> 00:50:17,952 -Stop. -And its face... 1127 00:50:18,051 --> 00:50:19,888 was like melted cheese. 1128 00:50:19,988 --> 00:50:22,122 Oh my God. 1129 00:50:22,222 --> 00:50:24,726 That is the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. 1130 00:50:24,826 --> 00:50:28,161 I know! I ordered it medium rare! 1131 00:50:30,698 --> 00:50:31,599 Ah, come on! 1132 00:50:31,699 --> 00:50:33,100 -What the fuck? -Come on! 1133 00:50:35,202 --> 00:50:36,838 Hey, come on. Don't be like that. 1134 00:50:36,938 --> 00:50:38,171 You wanted to know. 1135 00:50:38,272 --> 00:50:40,608 You don't want your chicken sandwich? 1136 00:50:41,174 --> 00:50:44,144 You gonna finish that? 1137 00:50:44,244 --> 00:50:47,247 Okay, so, there wasn't actually a baby in the microwave. 1138 00:50:52,754 --> 00:50:56,256 See, that's what it is. You still new to all this. 1139 00:50:56,356 --> 00:50:58,191 And you ain't seen shit yet. 1140 00:50:58,292 --> 00:51:00,260 Like, nothing. Not at all. 1141 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,996 You still got all that resilience in you. 1142 00:51:02,095 --> 00:51:04,966 You got the emotional reserves in the bank. 1143 00:51:05,065 --> 00:51:06,601 You got all that in there. 1144 00:51:06,701 --> 00:51:07,802 And when bad shit happen, 1145 00:51:07,902 --> 00:51:09,804 you still got that cushion inside. 1146 00:51:10,437 --> 00:51:12,707 Yeah, but when you been doin' this long enough... 1147 00:51:14,909 --> 00:51:16,678 ...you run out of those reserves. 1148 00:51:17,444 --> 00:51:19,581 Yeah, but you keep doing it. 1149 00:51:19,681 --> 00:51:21,348 Aw, hell no. 1150 00:51:21,448 --> 00:51:23,618 Shit, I'm goin' to law school in six months. 1151 00:51:24,686 --> 00:51:26,219 -What? -Yeah. 1152 00:51:27,055 --> 00:51:28,388 Why law school? 1153 00:51:29,289 --> 00:51:31,025 You know who gets fucked over more 1154 00:51:31,124 --> 00:51:33,393 than anybody in this country? 1155 00:51:34,328 --> 00:51:36,163 Hardworking people. 1156 00:51:37,364 --> 00:51:39,466 Hardworking people. 1157 00:51:40,133 --> 00:51:41,769 Perfect example: My mom. 1158 00:51:43,671 --> 00:51:47,140 She, uh, passed two years ago of-of cancer. 1159 00:51:49,376 --> 00:51:51,613 And two years before that, she went to the hospital 1160 00:51:51,713 --> 00:51:54,214 'cause she knew something was wrong. 1161 00:51:54,314 --> 00:51:56,450 You know, and they checked her out. 1162 00:51:57,150 --> 00:51:58,987 Her insurance covered that. 1163 00:51:59,821 --> 00:52:02,456 They diagnosed her, and her insurance covered that. 1164 00:52:04,491 --> 00:52:08,630 But when it came to actually helping her... 1165 00:52:09,764 --> 00:52:12,332 they told her she didn't have the right policy. 1166 00:52:12,432 --> 00:52:14,969 She did her best. She was calling the insurance company 1167 00:52:15,069 --> 00:52:17,905 and... arguing and fighting and... 1168 00:52:19,641 --> 00:52:22,275 But as she was doing that, the cancer spread. 1169 00:52:26,279 --> 00:52:27,649 And she died. 1170 00:52:29,851 --> 00:52:31,686 Wasn't even about the doctors at that point. 1171 00:52:31,786 --> 00:52:33,888 She needed a lawyer. 1172 00:52:34,656 --> 00:52:37,525 Look, I wanna help people. That's why I became EMS. 1173 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,228 You know? I wanted to make a difference. 1174 00:52:43,531 --> 00:52:45,800 And I don't feel like that's what we doin', man. 1175 00:52:49,971 --> 00:52:51,506 Also, I... 1176 00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:54,274 would love to not make minimum wage anymore. 1177 00:52:54,374 --> 00:52:56,443 I'm broke as fuck. 1178 00:52:56,544 --> 00:52:59,047 I'm taking all this shit home and warm it up later. 1179 00:52:59,514 --> 00:53:01,049 I don't have a goddamn thing. 1180 00:53:21,569 --> 00:53:23,336 Well, you know, it's nighttime now, 1181 00:53:23,437 --> 00:53:26,641 so it's 'bout to get really weird. 1182 00:53:27,075 --> 00:53:29,376 -Weird. -Weird how? 1183 00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:32,146 Medic 42, respond to A143 Orange Avenue 1184 00:53:32,245 --> 00:53:33,280 for a psychiatric patient. 1185 00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:35,482 Shit, man. It's the president. 1186 00:53:40,621 --> 00:53:43,624 I'm the president of the United States! 1187 00:53:43,725 --> 00:53:45,793 Ah! Shit! He hit me in my nuts! 1188 00:53:45,893 --> 00:53:47,662 Mike! Help! Mike! 1189 00:53:47,762 --> 00:53:49,997 Get your hands off my friend, motherfucker! 1190 00:53:50,098 --> 00:53:51,465 Mike! 1191 00:53:51,566 --> 00:53:53,500 Ah! 1192 00:53:53,601 --> 00:53:55,870 Hit him with something! 1193 00:53:56,504 --> 00:53:59,372 Not fruit! Don't hit him with fruit! 1194 00:53:59,473 --> 00:54:00,875 Call another ambulance! 1195 00:54:00,975 --> 00:54:03,211 Charlie, we're trying to fucking help you! 1196 00:54:03,310 --> 00:54:05,378 - Stop it! - I'm the president! 1197 00:54:05,847 --> 00:54:08,415 I'm the president of the United States! 1198 00:54:08,883 --> 00:54:10,918 This is what happened last time. 1199 00:54:11,018 --> 00:54:14,421 So that is why we gotta get him in the ambulance peacefully 1200 00:54:14,522 --> 00:54:16,657 or he will kick the living shit out of us. 1201 00:54:16,758 --> 00:54:19,359 He sounds like he needs to be in a psychiatric facility. 1202 00:54:19,459 --> 00:54:22,163 No, no, no, no, no. Look, he's a sweetheart, man. 1203 00:54:22,262 --> 00:54:24,297 He don't mean any harm, you know? 1204 00:54:25,298 --> 00:54:26,768 That's usually when he's on his meds. 1205 00:54:26,868 --> 00:54:29,937 Now, if he's off his meds, it's a different story. 1206 00:54:30,037 --> 00:54:31,072 Plus it's the end of the month. 1207 00:54:31,172 --> 00:54:33,141 What happens at the end of the month? 1208 00:54:33,608 --> 00:54:36,309 Look, the system give him 20 pills a month, right? 1209 00:54:36,409 --> 00:54:38,112 But there's 30 days in a month. 1210 00:54:38,713 --> 00:54:41,082 What do you think Charlie do with those other ten days? 1211 00:54:41,182 --> 00:54:43,017 Loses his shit. 1212 00:54:43,483 --> 00:54:45,418 Sometimes he makes it to the end of the month, 1213 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:46,621 sometimes he don't. 1214 00:54:46,721 --> 00:54:48,421 Right now look like he didn't. 1215 00:54:48,856 --> 00:54:50,457 So we're not calling PD? 1216 00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:53,828 -No. -No. 1217 00:54:53,928 --> 00:54:57,397 Look, look, look. Charlie is a 6'6" Black man 1218 00:54:57,497 --> 00:54:59,399 with mental health issues. 1219 00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:00,768 Would you call the police? 1220 00:55:11,444 --> 00:55:13,080 Hey, Mike, kill the lights. 1221 00:55:13,181 --> 00:55:15,716 We don't wanna set him off any more than he already is. 1222 00:55:18,485 --> 00:55:21,756 I'm the president of the United States! 1223 00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:28,262 I hate the end of the month. 1224 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,536 Wait, wait, wait. 1225 00:55:35,970 --> 00:55:38,139 Hey. 1226 00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,575 -You have all your teeth? -Yeah. 1227 00:55:40,675 --> 00:55:42,977 Then you're gonna wanna stay about, oh, I don't know... 1228 00:55:43,077 --> 00:55:44,411 -Oh. -...that far back. 1229 00:55:44,512 --> 00:55:46,047 Alright. Alright. 1230 00:55:46,147 --> 00:55:47,515 Alright, look. 1231 00:55:47,615 --> 00:55:49,517 -Y'all ready? -Ready. 1232 00:55:49,617 --> 00:55:51,652 Okay, I'm 'bout to knock. 1233 00:55:57,457 --> 00:55:58,491 Secret Service! 1234 00:55:58,593 --> 00:55:59,894 Shit. 1235 00:55:59,994 --> 00:56:02,730 Uh, h-hey, Mr. President. 1236 00:56:02,830 --> 00:56:04,699 Look, look, um... The Secret Service, man. 1237 00:56:04,799 --> 00:56:07,101 We here to evacuate you and take you to the White House. 1238 00:56:08,468 --> 00:56:10,838 What about the first lady and the vice president? 1239 00:56:13,908 --> 00:56:15,910 We're gonna send a second chopper. 1240 00:56:16,010 --> 00:56:16,711 Mm-hmm. 1241 00:56:16,811 --> 00:56:18,411 We're not leaving anyone behind. 1242 00:56:18,512 --> 00:56:19,547 - Okay. - Okay? 1243 00:56:19,647 --> 00:56:21,115 -Top secret. -Top secret, so lay low. 1244 00:56:21,215 --> 00:56:22,350 Come. Sir. 1245 00:56:22,449 --> 00:56:24,585 -Come on. -Please. Please. Come. Come. 1246 00:56:25,353 --> 00:56:26,721 Come on. 1247 00:56:27,755 --> 00:56:31,058 Stay low. Stay low. Watch for snipers, sir. 1248 00:56:32,293 --> 00:56:34,262 Right this way, sir. Right this way. 1249 00:56:34,362 --> 00:56:36,697 -Here we go. -No. 1250 00:56:37,531 --> 00:56:39,300 - No. - It's the chopper. 1251 00:56:39,399 --> 00:56:41,235 Hey, show him that it's the chopper. Like... 1252 00:56:41,335 --> 00:56:43,204 The chopper's right here, sir. 1253 00:56:45,907 --> 00:56:49,043 Right this way. 1254 00:56:49,143 --> 00:56:51,545 Come on, man. You got this. Come on. It's good. 1255 00:56:51,646 --> 00:56:53,381 Alright, we got Mr. President with us. 1256 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,783 Come on, sir. 1257 00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:00,755 Shit. 1258 00:57:00,855 --> 00:57:02,556 - Hey. Hey. Hey. - No. Hey. Hey. 1259 00:57:02,657 --> 00:57:04,025 Officers. Excuse me. 1260 00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:07,228 Uh, hey, we've got this totally under control, okay? 1261 00:57:07,328 --> 00:57:08,763 This is, uh, a patient of ours. 1262 00:57:08,863 --> 00:57:10,264 He's having an episode right now. 1263 00:57:10,364 --> 00:57:11,666 There's really, uh... 1264 00:57:11,766 --> 00:57:12,934 -Calm down. -No reason to panic. 1265 00:57:13,034 --> 00:57:14,035 Just relax. 1266 00:57:14,135 --> 00:57:16,270 We just came here to help. We got a call. 1267 00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:17,538 Just back up. 1268 00:57:17,638 --> 00:57:18,906 If you could please turn off your lights. 1269 00:57:19,006 --> 00:57:21,142 -We got a call... -Got a psychiatric patient. 1270 00:57:21,242 --> 00:57:23,311 The lights are gonna make him really nervous. 1271 00:57:23,411 --> 00:57:24,946 Calm down, alright? 1272 00:57:25,046 --> 00:57:27,581 -I'm the president. -I know you are. You are. 1273 00:57:27,682 --> 00:57:29,150 I'm the president of the United States. 1274 00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:31,519 -We're just here to help. -He's having an episode. 1275 00:57:31,619 --> 00:57:33,721 Just back up. Back it up! Now. 1276 00:57:33,821 --> 00:57:35,423 Listen. But you gotta chill. 1277 00:57:35,523 --> 00:57:36,624 Just relax, okay? We got you. 1278 00:57:36,724 --> 00:57:38,059 -I'm the president. -I know. 1279 00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:39,760 -But you've gotta stay calm. -I'm the president! 1280 00:57:39,860 --> 00:57:41,329 -Please. -I'm the president! 1281 00:57:41,429 --> 00:57:42,697 -Calm down! -I'm the president! 1282 00:57:42,797 --> 00:57:44,298 I'm the president of the United States! 1283 00:57:44,398 --> 00:57:45,700 -Whoa! -No, no, no, no, no! 1284 00:57:48,102 --> 00:57:50,504 -I'm the president! -Hey, chill! Chill! Chill! 1285 00:57:50,604 --> 00:57:51,806 Calm him down. 1286 00:57:51,906 --> 00:57:53,607 No. Please. You do not have to do this. 1287 00:57:53,708 --> 00:57:54,942 -Ma'am, back up. -Okay. 1288 00:57:55,042 --> 00:57:56,544 Please, you've gotta put the guns down! 1289 00:57:56,644 --> 00:57:58,379 He's not a danger! 1290 00:57:58,478 --> 00:58:00,448 -I'm the president! -Now! 1291 00:58:00,548 --> 00:58:01,849 -Now! -Come on! 1292 00:58:01,949 --> 00:58:04,518 -I'm the president! -Calm him down, or I will! 1293 00:58:04,618 --> 00:58:06,787 -I will! Okay. Okay. -Right now! Or we will. 1294 00:58:06,887 --> 00:58:08,189 -Okay, let me-- -Right now! 1295 00:58:08,289 --> 00:58:10,791 Hey. Hey. Hey. Calm down. 1296 00:58:10,891 --> 00:58:12,426 Look at me. Look at me. 1297 00:58:12,526 --> 00:58:14,795 Look at me. Calm-- You gotta calm down, man. 1298 00:58:14,895 --> 00:58:17,298 Please, please calm down for me. 1299 00:58:17,398 --> 00:58:19,033 Okay? 1300 00:58:19,133 --> 00:58:22,536 Please calm down. They don't give a fuck, man. 1301 00:58:23,504 --> 00:58:25,373 But I give a fuck, okay? 1302 00:58:25,473 --> 00:58:27,208 Hey, hey, Mr. President. 1303 00:58:28,876 --> 00:58:30,144 Charlie. 1304 00:58:31,445 --> 00:58:33,180 I see you, okay? 1305 00:58:34,749 --> 00:58:36,717 I see you and I got you. 1306 00:58:38,519 --> 00:58:40,855 But you gotta calm down, okay? 1307 00:58:41,555 --> 00:58:43,791 I don't want anything to happen to you. 1308 00:58:43,891 --> 00:58:45,893 I won't let nothin' happen to you. 1309 00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:48,863 Just calm down. Okay? 1310 00:58:48,963 --> 00:58:51,832 Okay. Okay. 1311 00:58:51,932 --> 00:58:52,833 Hey... 1312 00:58:54,568 --> 00:58:56,570 As you can see, he's calmed down, okay? 1313 00:58:56,670 --> 00:58:59,140 I'm EMS. 1314 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,409 That's our ambulance right there. We got him. 1315 00:59:01,510 --> 00:59:04,045 Okay? He's just havin' an episode today. 1316 00:59:04,879 --> 00:59:05,913 Alright? 1317 00:59:06,013 --> 00:59:08,215 Just put the guns down, alright? 1318 00:59:11,152 --> 00:59:12,253 Please. 1319 00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:16,824 Okay. 1320 00:59:17,958 --> 00:59:19,193 Alright. 1321 00:59:20,561 --> 00:59:22,897 Hey. Hey! Look at me. 1322 00:59:23,731 --> 00:59:25,132 I'm proud of you, man. 1323 00:59:28,436 --> 00:59:29,637 Thank you. 1324 00:59:31,138 --> 00:59:32,606 Thank you. 1325 00:59:33,607 --> 00:59:34,642 I'm good. 1326 00:59:44,819 --> 00:59:47,354 - This way. - Everything's fine, okay? 1327 00:59:48,255 --> 00:59:49,990 Just have a seat. 1328 00:59:50,324 --> 00:59:51,992 She's gonna belt you in, okay? 1329 00:59:52,093 --> 00:59:55,362 We can't take off until we get you belted in, okay? 1330 01:00:29,964 --> 01:00:32,133 I'm the president of the United States! 1331 01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:35,102 I'm the president of the United States! 1332 01:00:40,274 --> 01:00:43,377 I'm the president of the United States! 1333 01:00:43,477 --> 01:00:45,312 I can't fuckin' do the IV! 1334 01:00:45,412 --> 01:00:47,481 -Okay, I got it. Just breathe. -I can't get it! 1335 01:00:47,582 --> 01:00:49,518 I'm the president of the United States! 1336 01:00:52,587 --> 01:00:54,655 I'm the president of the United States! 1337 01:00:55,122 --> 01:00:58,092 Randy, can you do me a favor and maybe, um... 1338 01:00:58,192 --> 01:01:00,595 maybe keep the president calm for a little bit? 1339 01:01:00,694 --> 01:01:03,197 Yeah, I'm on it. 1340 01:01:03,931 --> 01:01:06,867 County ER, it's, uh, Medic 42. 1341 01:01:06,967 --> 01:01:09,336 Can I get a physician on? 1342 01:01:09,436 --> 01:01:11,071 Copy. Standby. 1343 01:01:11,172 --> 01:01:13,474 I need a doctor's permission to administer a sedative. 1344 01:01:13,575 --> 01:01:14,842 This is Dr. Serano. What? 1345 01:01:14,942 --> 01:01:17,912 Uh, yeah, Dr. Serano, this is Paramedic Randy. 1346 01:01:18,012 --> 01:01:20,481 Uh, currently en route to your facility, 1347 01:01:20,582 --> 01:01:22,651 and an emergent psychiatric patient. 1348 01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:25,052 Patient was uncontrollable at scene 1349 01:01:25,152 --> 01:01:27,522 and actively fighting the restraints. 1350 01:01:27,622 --> 01:01:29,323 Uh, blood pressure 172 over 100. 1351 01:01:29,423 --> 01:01:32,594 Seeking two milligrams of atropine for sedation. 1352 01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:34,495 - Wait. - Atropine? 1353 01:01:34,596 --> 01:01:36,230 Yeah, for sedation. Yes. 1354 01:01:36,330 --> 01:01:37,731 Atropine? 1355 01:01:37,831 --> 01:01:39,900 Do you mean Ativan? 1356 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,970 Are you trying to kill your patient, Paramedic Randy? 1357 01:01:43,404 --> 01:01:45,005 Fuck! 1358 01:01:45,272 --> 01:01:46,641 Ativan. Yes, Ativan. 1359 01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:48,709 Two milligrams for sedation. 1360 01:01:48,809 --> 01:01:51,378 Uh, ETA ten minutes. 1361 01:01:51,478 --> 01:01:52,780 Wonderful. 1362 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,082 Try not to murder anyone on the way. 1363 01:01:55,182 --> 01:01:56,383 Fuck. 1364 01:01:56,483 --> 01:01:58,620 It had to be Serano. Fuck! 1365 01:02:14,501 --> 01:02:15,869 Shit! You scared me. 1366 01:02:15,970 --> 01:02:17,639 Oh, please. 1367 01:02:17,738 --> 01:02:19,240 Give me a fuckin' break. 1368 01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:23,043 Hey. You know, there are three other hospitals in this area. 1369 01:02:23,143 --> 01:02:24,945 Why don't you drop your patients in one of them, huh? 1370 01:02:25,045 --> 01:02:27,281 It's a busy night. It's not up to me. 1371 01:02:29,183 --> 01:02:32,621 You take care of what, one patient at a time? 1372 01:02:32,721 --> 01:02:36,323 I got 25 full beds in there, man. 1373 01:02:36,857 --> 01:02:39,493 I got a waiting room with an eight-hour wait. 1374 01:02:40,261 --> 01:02:44,532 I got emergency codes going off upstairs constantly. 1375 01:02:45,366 --> 01:02:48,570 I got an administration that won't hire enough staff, 1376 01:02:48,670 --> 01:02:52,139 and simultaneously tell me that I gotta be fuckin' nicer? 1377 01:02:52,239 --> 01:02:56,010 I gotta be nicer and I gotta be faster. 1378 01:02:56,110 --> 01:02:59,246 This whole building is on my shoulders, man. 1379 01:02:59,346 --> 01:03:03,384 And now, now I gotta take time to fix your mistakes. 1380 01:03:04,418 --> 01:03:05,720 Well, I got a better idea. 1381 01:03:05,819 --> 01:03:07,689 Maybe you take your bullshit patients 1382 01:03:07,788 --> 01:03:09,390 somewhere the fuck else. 1383 01:03:10,824 --> 01:03:13,994 Dr. Serano, come to emergency, please. 1384 01:03:14,094 --> 01:03:15,996 Well, you'll excuse me. 1385 01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:18,533 I gotta go back to never being done. 1386 01:03:23,772 --> 01:03:25,507 Alright, here we go. 1387 01:03:26,106 --> 01:03:27,308 - Let's go. - Watch this. 1388 01:03:27,408 --> 01:03:29,577 -Yeah. Yeah. -Can you handle the heat? 1389 01:03:29,678 --> 01:03:31,478 I got it, playboy. Come on, now. 1390 01:03:32,112 --> 01:03:33,782 Oh! 1391 01:03:37,585 --> 01:03:39,119 -Whoo! -Oh, yeah? 1392 01:03:39,219 --> 01:03:41,656 -That's not a home run. -That's a home run, man. 1393 01:03:41,756 --> 01:03:43,591 You didn't even make it to the sidewalk. 1394 01:03:43,692 --> 01:03:44,892 Went right over your head. 1395 01:03:44,992 --> 01:03:47,261 The gutter is the home run line. 1396 01:03:47,361 --> 01:03:49,430 -That's bullshit. -Oh, shit. That ain't bullshit. 1397 01:03:49,531 --> 01:03:50,632 That's a fuckin' home run. 1398 01:03:50,732 --> 01:03:52,600 -Don't be a hater. -Go get your ball. 1399 01:03:52,701 --> 01:03:54,368 -I'm up. -No. No. What... 1400 01:03:54,468 --> 01:03:56,571 Know something? This is crazy that this is... 1401 01:03:57,104 --> 01:03:59,541 We been doin' this silly shit for three years now. 1402 01:03:59,641 --> 01:04:01,041 You gon' miss me? 1403 01:04:01,141 --> 01:04:02,276 Oh... 1404 01:04:02,376 --> 01:04:04,512 We're gonna see each other. We'll hang out. 1405 01:04:04,978 --> 01:04:06,715 What you mean? We don't hang out. 1406 01:04:07,081 --> 01:04:09,183 Yeah, we do. What are we doin' right now? 1407 01:04:09,283 --> 01:04:10,819 Dude, this don't count. We're at work. 1408 01:04:10,918 --> 01:04:12,654 -This is fun, friendship. -This is work. 1409 01:04:12,754 --> 01:04:15,055 -This is not hanging out. -This is... 1410 01:04:15,155 --> 01:04:16,457 This is EMS shit, man. 1411 01:04:16,558 --> 01:04:17,759 I don't know shit about you. 1412 01:04:17,891 --> 01:04:19,193 We don't even talk like that. 1413 01:04:19,293 --> 01:04:20,729 What type of shit you want me to ask? 1414 01:04:20,829 --> 01:04:22,564 Like, how's your mom doing? Or... 1415 01:04:22,664 --> 01:04:24,264 if your lawn is being tended to. 1416 01:04:24,365 --> 01:04:26,200 If you have a lawn. I don't even know... 1417 01:04:26,300 --> 01:04:29,069 My mom is dead and I don't have a lawn. 1418 01:04:29,336 --> 01:04:31,773 And... I don't know. What else? 1419 01:04:32,306 --> 01:04:35,643 Goddamn, man. We're just coworkers, man. 1420 01:04:35,744 --> 01:04:38,045 You act like I'm like your best friend or something. 1421 01:04:40,849 --> 01:04:42,149 Come on. 1422 01:04:42,684 --> 01:04:43,852 Pfft. 1423 01:04:44,652 --> 01:04:47,756 -Oh, shit, I'm your best friend. -Okay, who's up? 1424 01:04:47,856 --> 01:04:49,557 I have a lot of friends. 1425 01:04:49,657 --> 01:04:50,991 I have a lot of... 1426 01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:55,229 - lot of really... good friends. - Medic 42, respond. 1427 01:04:55,329 --> 01:04:57,832 - Damnit. I'm his best friend. - Medic 42 responding. 1428 01:04:57,931 --> 01:04:59,967 -That sucks. -You're not my best friend! 1429 01:05:00,501 --> 01:05:02,236 -Jerry's my best friend. -Who's Jerry? 1430 01:05:02,336 --> 01:05:04,672 -Who the fuck is Jerry? -Jerry's my cousin. 1431 01:05:05,072 --> 01:05:06,574 He lives in Tempe. 1432 01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:21,188 That's why we don't run. 1433 01:05:27,729 --> 01:05:29,263 Excuse us. Comin' through. 1434 01:05:30,197 --> 01:05:32,534 Excuse us. Thank you. 1435 01:05:38,071 --> 01:05:39,339 What happened? 1436 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,876 Hit with a line drive in the chest and passed out. 1437 01:05:41,975 --> 01:05:44,111 -I got it. Thank you. -Are you his father? 1438 01:05:44,211 --> 01:05:45,713 No. 1439 01:05:45,814 --> 01:05:47,314 Uncle. Uh... 1440 01:05:47,414 --> 01:05:50,417 Uh, do you know if he has any, uh, medical problems? 1441 01:05:50,518 --> 01:05:51,485 Uh, problemas... 1442 01:05:56,858 --> 01:05:58,593 Yeah, none that he knows. 1443 01:06:04,198 --> 01:06:05,466 Did the AED shock him? 1444 01:06:05,567 --> 01:06:06,601 Yeah, twice now. 1445 01:06:06,701 --> 01:06:08,837 - Did he wake up at all? - No. 1446 01:06:08,937 --> 01:06:10,137 Let's hold CPR. 1447 01:06:17,545 --> 01:06:19,346 Okay, he's in V-fib. 1448 01:06:19,714 --> 01:06:21,482 Charging. 1449 01:06:21,583 --> 01:06:22,784 Okay. Clear. 1450 01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:24,719 - Clear. - Clear. 1451 01:06:26,086 --> 01:06:28,055 Okay, Mike, continue CPR. 1452 01:06:29,657 --> 01:06:31,693 How long was he down before you started CPR? 1453 01:06:31,793 --> 01:06:33,427 We thought he just had the wind knocked out of him-- 1454 01:06:33,528 --> 01:06:35,663 -Yeah, how long exactly? -I don't know, maybe a minute. 1455 01:06:35,763 --> 01:06:37,364 Okay, that's good enough. 1456 01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:40,702 Ho! Ho! Ho! 1457 01:06:42,670 --> 01:06:43,638 We have a pulse. 1458 01:06:47,341 --> 01:06:49,811 - My chest hurts. - Oh. Hey-hey, buddy. 1459 01:06:49,911 --> 01:06:51,813 What's his name? 1460 01:06:51,913 --> 01:06:53,648 Vicente, hey. My name's Randy, 1461 01:06:53,748 --> 01:06:56,149 and we're gonna be taking care of you, okay? 1462 01:07:45,232 --> 01:07:46,701 Hey, spike that for me? 1463 01:07:46,801 --> 01:07:48,670 Get a blood pressure. 1464 01:07:48,770 --> 01:07:50,470 Am I gonna die? 1465 01:07:51,171 --> 01:07:52,439 We're gonna do everything in our power 1466 01:07:52,540 --> 01:07:54,042 to make sure that doesn't happen. 1467 01:07:54,141 --> 01:07:55,743 Alright? 1468 01:07:56,711 --> 01:07:58,111 My chest hurts. 1469 01:07:58,211 --> 01:08:00,515 There's no easy way to say this, Vicente. 1470 01:08:00,615 --> 01:08:02,282 Your heart got hit with a baseball 1471 01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:05,085 and it stopped. That's why your chest hurts. 1472 01:08:05,185 --> 01:08:08,388 In the exact millisecond, your heart got hit 1473 01:08:08,488 --> 01:08:09,857 just as it was contracting. 1474 01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:12,225 It's like the ball reached out 1475 01:08:12,326 --> 01:08:14,596 and sucker-punched your heart. 1476 01:08:15,128 --> 01:08:16,631 It's a one-in-a-million chance. 1477 01:08:16,731 --> 01:08:20,068 And as a matter of fact, after all this, 1478 01:08:20,167 --> 01:08:22,804 I would go buy a lottery ticket if I were you. 1479 01:08:24,104 --> 01:08:26,306 So... am I gonna die? 1480 01:08:26,406 --> 01:08:29,911 You're with us now, and our job is to keep you healthy. 1481 01:08:30,011 --> 01:08:33,648 Okay? So just lie there and relax. 1482 01:08:34,114 --> 01:08:35,650 BP's 90 over 60. 1483 01:08:36,183 --> 01:08:37,919 Okay. That's not a bad start. 1484 01:08:38,019 --> 01:08:39,053 You're gonna feel a little sting. 1485 01:08:39,152 --> 01:08:40,822 Gonna get an IV started. 1486 01:08:40,922 --> 01:08:43,423 One, two, three. 1487 01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:44,892 Okay. 1488 01:08:46,193 --> 01:08:49,063 Now... you having any trouble breathing? 1489 01:08:49,597 --> 01:08:52,366 A little. My chest hurts. 1490 01:08:53,233 --> 01:08:54,936 Any pain anywhere else? 1491 01:08:55,036 --> 01:08:56,904 No. Not really. 1492 01:08:57,005 --> 01:08:58,673 You have any medical problems? 1493 01:08:58,773 --> 01:09:01,174 - No. - On any meds? Any allergies? 1494 01:09:01,274 --> 01:09:02,810 - No. - No? Okay. 1495 01:09:02,910 --> 01:09:05,013 -How old are you again? -Eleven. 1496 01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:07,247 - Are you married? - What? 1497 01:09:07,347 --> 01:09:08,916 - No. - I get it. 1498 01:09:09,017 --> 01:09:11,318 You're not ready to settle. You wanna play the field. 1499 01:09:11,418 --> 01:09:12,954 You wanna keep your options open. 1500 01:09:13,054 --> 01:09:14,989 That commitment is scary. 1501 01:09:15,089 --> 01:09:17,190 I get it. I'm with you. Pound it. 1502 01:09:17,290 --> 01:09:18,726 Boom. 1503 01:09:19,093 --> 01:09:22,830 I'm gonna call the hospital. You just lie there and relax. 1504 01:09:23,430 --> 01:09:25,600 So... am I gonna die? 1505 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:33,608 You're gonna be alright. 1506 01:09:34,876 --> 01:09:36,343 Promise. 1507 01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:42,215 County ER, Medic 42. 1508 01:09:42,315 --> 01:09:44,585 Medic 42, this is County. Go ahead. 1509 01:09:44,686 --> 01:09:47,822 County, Medic 42 en route to your facility 1510 01:09:47,922 --> 01:09:50,858 emergent with 11-year-old patient post-cardiac arrest 1511 01:09:50,958 --> 01:09:52,627 due to a baseball to the chest. 1512 01:09:52,727 --> 01:09:54,829 Patient was down for approximately a minute 1513 01:09:54,929 --> 01:09:56,097 before receiving CPR. 1514 01:09:56,196 --> 01:09:58,800 Two shocks by AED, one by me. 1515 01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:00,168 Patient is in sinus tach. 1516 01:10:00,267 --> 01:10:03,004 Conscious, alert, oriented times three. 1517 01:10:03,104 --> 01:10:04,539 Blood pressure 90 over 60. 1518 01:10:04,639 --> 01:10:07,008 ETA approximately seven minutes. 1519 01:10:07,108 --> 01:10:09,010 County copies. 1520 01:10:09,110 --> 01:10:10,645 Medic 42 clear. 1521 01:10:11,012 --> 01:10:13,948 Hey, Vicente. So you're quite the baseball player, huh? 1522 01:10:14,849 --> 01:10:16,584 What position they have you playing? 1523 01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:19,453 My chest... 1524 01:10:20,755 --> 01:10:22,289 I feel funny. 1525 01:10:25,392 --> 01:10:26,426 Start CPR. 1526 01:10:30,064 --> 01:10:31,032 Charging. 1527 01:10:33,233 --> 01:10:35,302 -Clear. -Clear. 1528 01:10:35,402 --> 01:10:37,038 Clear. 1529 01:10:41,475 --> 01:10:43,111 County ER, Medic 42. 1530 01:10:43,211 --> 01:10:45,046 County ER, Medic 42. 1531 01:10:45,146 --> 01:10:46,547 Medic 42, go ahead. 1532 01:10:46,647 --> 01:10:49,117 Update: Patient is back in cardiac arrest. 1533 01:10:49,217 --> 01:10:50,785 Uh, ETA two minutes. 1534 01:10:57,357 --> 01:10:59,660 -What do you need? -Let's get him outta here. 1535 01:10:59,761 --> 01:11:01,328 Comin' up. 1536 01:11:03,231 --> 01:11:04,832 Okay, we're good. 1537 01:11:04,932 --> 01:11:07,135 - Comin' through. - Comin'. Excuse us. 1538 01:11:07,235 --> 01:11:09,503 -Watch out. -What was his last pressure? 1539 01:11:09,604 --> 01:11:13,373 90 over 60. Pulse 110. About 20 breaths a minute. 1540 01:11:13,473 --> 01:11:15,877 He was fine and then just went right back into V-fib. 1541 01:11:15,977 --> 01:11:17,612 Uh, 11-year-old child, male, 1542 01:11:17,712 --> 01:11:19,446 hit in the chest with a baseball. 1543 01:11:19,547 --> 01:11:21,883 Was down for about a minute before they started CPR. 1544 01:11:21,983 --> 01:11:23,084 Shocked three times, 1545 01:11:23,184 --> 01:11:24,552 became alert and conscious three times. 1546 01:11:24,652 --> 01:11:26,353 Went back into V-fib, he was defibbed at 200. 1547 01:11:26,453 --> 01:11:28,421 One milligram of epi, shocked again, 1548 01:11:28,523 --> 01:11:30,091 second milligram of epi. 1549 01:11:30,191 --> 01:11:31,526 He's currently asystolic. 1550 01:11:31,626 --> 01:11:33,460 - Do we have a name? - Vicente. 1551 01:11:33,561 --> 01:11:36,197 That-that's all we-- That's all we have is Vicente. 1552 01:11:36,296 --> 01:11:38,866 You got half a name? Great work. 1553 01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:57,218 Hey. 1554 01:11:57,852 --> 01:12:00,655 Thought you'd wanna know. Your patient didn't make it. 1555 01:12:04,158 --> 01:12:05,425 Thanks, Colette. 1556 01:12:08,529 --> 01:12:10,064 Yeah, that sucks. 1557 01:12:11,364 --> 01:12:13,366 You were great with him, Randy. 1558 01:12:18,072 --> 01:12:19,406 No, I wasn't. 1559 01:12:19,507 --> 01:12:20,741 Yeah. 1560 01:12:20,842 --> 01:12:22,409 You were. You didn't make a single mistake. 1561 01:12:22,510 --> 01:12:23,476 It's not your fault. 1562 01:12:23,578 --> 01:12:25,112 You did nothing wrong. 1563 01:12:25,213 --> 01:12:26,681 I made a big fucking mistake. 1564 01:12:27,949 --> 01:12:30,350 I told the boy he was gonna live and he died. 1565 01:12:30,852 --> 01:12:33,287 It's a rookie fucking move, and I knew better. 1566 01:12:33,386 --> 01:12:36,257 But God damnit, he just kept... 1567 01:12:36,356 --> 01:12:39,126 asking... ...and asking. 1568 01:12:42,330 --> 01:12:43,664 That boy died... 1569 01:12:44,497 --> 01:12:46,100 thinking I was gonna save him. 1570 01:12:47,134 --> 01:12:49,737 I have to live with that for the rest of my life. 1571 01:12:50,938 --> 01:12:52,306 And that's... 1572 01:12:52,405 --> 01:12:53,908 why we build a wall. 1573 01:12:54,008 --> 01:12:54,842 Not to keep people out 1574 01:12:54,942 --> 01:12:56,644 but to keep shit like that inside. 1575 01:13:18,633 --> 01:13:20,635 This job breaks everybody. 1576 01:13:27,608 --> 01:13:29,577 All we wanna do is save your life. 1577 01:13:29,677 --> 01:13:31,979 Oh! Shit! 1578 01:13:35,016 --> 01:13:36,416 Some of you... 1579 01:13:36,517 --> 01:13:38,485 don't make it easy. 1580 01:13:41,022 --> 01:13:43,157 You should be dead five times over... 1581 01:13:46,928 --> 01:13:48,428 ...but no matter how many times 1582 01:13:48,529 --> 01:13:50,131 you brush with death... 1583 01:13:52,133 --> 01:13:54,035 you refuse to die. 1584 01:13:55,269 --> 01:13:56,436 Respect. 1585 01:13:58,139 --> 01:14:00,841 Others of you, we do everything right... 1586 01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:03,544 ...and you die on us anyway. 1587 01:14:03,644 --> 01:14:04,946 What the fuck? 1588 01:14:05,046 --> 01:14:06,981 We see you struggling. 1589 01:14:07,315 --> 01:14:09,383 They can't deny you service... 1590 01:14:09,482 --> 01:14:10,952 but they can bankrupt you. 1591 01:14:11,052 --> 01:14:13,421 -Wait. Who had the blister? -She did. 1592 01:14:13,521 --> 01:14:14,622 You? Okay. 1593 01:14:14,722 --> 01:14:17,358 We carry you on our backs, 1594 01:14:17,457 --> 01:14:19,492 every one of us, 1595 01:14:19,593 --> 01:14:22,863 and you crush us a little more every day 1596 01:14:22,964 --> 01:14:26,067 until you grind us down to a nub. 1597 01:14:27,735 --> 01:14:29,670 This is all part of the job, 1598 01:14:29,770 --> 01:14:31,238 so you deal with it. 1599 01:14:31,339 --> 01:14:33,341 You compartmentalize it. 1600 01:14:33,441 --> 01:14:35,876 You eat shit and shove it down, down, down, 1601 01:14:35,977 --> 01:14:38,512 until one day you wake up and you say, 1602 01:14:38,612 --> 01:14:39,513 you know what? 1603 01:14:42,717 --> 01:14:44,051 Fuck the patients. 1604 01:14:46,020 --> 01:14:47,254 Fuck the nurses. 1605 01:14:48,689 --> 01:14:50,124 Fuck the doctors. 1606 01:14:52,393 --> 01:14:54,962 Fuck this ratty-ass hospital! 1607 01:14:57,732 --> 01:15:00,234 Fuck all the blood and shit and puke. 1608 01:15:02,236 --> 01:15:04,171 Fuck your documentation! 1609 01:15:04,638 --> 01:15:06,440 Fuck the fakers. 1610 01:15:06,540 --> 01:15:08,442 Fuck the bullshit calls. 1611 01:15:08,542 --> 01:15:10,277 Fuck every shoplifter who got caught 1612 01:15:10,378 --> 01:15:12,079 and pretended to pass out. 1613 01:15:13,147 --> 01:15:14,915 Ah! Ah! 1614 01:15:15,016 --> 01:15:16,083 -Come on. -Get up. 1615 01:15:16,183 --> 01:15:18,386 Fuck the fire department. 1616 01:15:18,486 --> 01:15:20,221 Fuck the PD. 1617 01:15:20,321 --> 01:15:22,590 I know my rights. I know my rights! 1618 01:15:22,690 --> 01:15:25,760 Fuck every 2:00 a.m. drunk who think they know the law. 1619 01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:29,430 Fuck the bystanders, the rubberneckers, 1620 01:15:29,530 --> 01:15:31,732 the lookie-loos. 1621 01:15:34,435 --> 01:15:35,469 Fuck the dead ones. 1622 01:15:35,569 --> 01:15:37,138 Fuck the live ones. 1623 01:15:37,238 --> 01:15:38,706 Fuck this bullshit pay. 1624 01:15:38,806 --> 01:15:41,042 Fuck me! Fuck you! 1625 01:15:41,142 --> 01:15:43,010 Fuck this job! 1626 01:15:44,412 --> 01:15:45,913 Fuck everyone, 1627 01:15:46,013 --> 01:15:49,083 except the kid who just wanted to play baseball. 1628 01:15:52,653 --> 01:15:54,288 Exit paperwork. 1629 01:15:54,755 --> 01:15:56,190 You don't have to sign it. 1630 01:16:09,770 --> 01:16:12,239 - I'm goin' home. - Randy... 1631 01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,308 Please don't go out like this. 1632 01:16:15,943 --> 01:16:19,046 Just leaving without even finishing your last shift? 1633 01:16:20,448 --> 01:16:22,316 Don't go out like a chump. 1634 01:16:55,382 --> 01:16:57,118 Mike, turn on the lights. 1635 01:16:59,420 --> 01:17:00,988 Randy, come on, now. You... 1636 01:17:02,123 --> 01:17:04,358 You know I can't do that unless we get a call. 1637 01:17:04,458 --> 01:17:05,960 Come on, man. 1638 01:17:11,098 --> 01:17:12,266 Alright. 1639 01:17:12,366 --> 01:17:14,268 One last time. 1640 01:17:32,052 --> 01:17:35,289 Medic 42, emergency traffic. 1641 01:17:35,723 --> 01:17:37,758 -You gonna answer that? -No. 1642 01:17:37,858 --> 01:17:39,693 Let another crew handle it. Just... 1643 01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:41,695 You know what? Drop me off at home. 1644 01:17:41,795 --> 01:17:44,098 What? Motherfucker, I don't know where you live. 1645 01:17:44,198 --> 01:17:47,034 Medic 42, respond. 1646 01:17:49,103 --> 01:17:50,771 I'll get it. 1647 01:17:51,672 --> 01:17:53,340 This is Medic 42 responding. 1648 01:18:31,045 --> 01:18:34,014 Come on, man. One more and you're done. 1649 01:18:43,991 --> 01:18:45,527 Hey, what the hell?! 1650 01:18:51,498 --> 01:18:54,603 Alright, you grab the stuff. I'll check this out. 1651 01:18:55,736 --> 01:18:57,706 -What the hell?! -I got you! 1652 01:18:57,805 --> 01:19:00,741 Where's PD to control these assholes? 1653 01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:09,684 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1654 01:19:09,783 --> 01:19:11,385 What the fuck?! 1655 01:19:16,625 --> 01:19:18,225 That's not good. 1656 01:19:21,529 --> 01:19:22,496 Fuck. 1657 01:19:31,772 --> 01:19:33,807 All dead in here. 1658 01:19:34,643 --> 01:19:35,876 Watch your step. 1659 01:19:53,027 --> 01:19:54,261 She's got a pulse. 1660 01:19:54,361 --> 01:19:55,730 She's breathing. 1661 01:19:55,829 --> 01:19:57,331 Shallow and ragged. 1662 01:19:57,431 --> 01:19:59,099 -Hold C-spine. -Okay. 1663 01:20:06,608 --> 01:20:08,242 Okay. Let's roll her on three. 1664 01:20:08,342 --> 01:20:10,545 One, two, three. 1665 01:20:34,001 --> 01:20:35,502 Grab the collar. Keep her breathing. 1666 01:20:47,948 --> 01:20:49,216 Oh, lucky... 1667 01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:52,052 lucky baby. 1668 01:20:52,152 --> 01:20:54,656 How'd you get so lucky? Huh? 1669 01:20:54,756 --> 01:20:56,390 Okay. 1670 01:20:56,490 --> 01:20:59,126 It's okay. 1671 01:20:59,226 --> 01:21:02,329 Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. Oh! 1672 01:21:02,429 --> 01:21:03,964 You're a lucky baby. 1673 01:21:24,853 --> 01:21:26,821 Stop that car! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1674 01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:28,623 -Hey! Heads up! Heads up! -Oh! Move! 1675 01:21:28,723 --> 01:21:30,759 Move! 1676 01:21:30,859 --> 01:21:31,959 Hey! Hey! 1677 01:21:32,059 --> 01:21:34,662 You almost killed us, asshole! 1678 01:21:36,997 --> 01:21:40,300 Hey, Jimmy. Take your truck, park it perpendicular, 1679 01:21:40,401 --> 01:21:42,637 -block that ramp. -Hold on. Wait. What? 1680 01:21:42,737 --> 01:21:44,371 Block off the whole fuckin' freeway! 1681 01:21:44,471 --> 01:21:47,474 No one gets through! 1682 01:21:47,575 --> 01:21:48,676 Oh, shit. 1683 01:21:54,047 --> 01:21:57,284 County, Medic 42. Do you have another unit incoming? 1684 01:21:57,918 --> 01:21:59,119 Negative. 1685 01:21:59,219 --> 01:22:00,588 Next available unit is 15 minutes. 1686 01:22:00,688 --> 01:22:02,189 Want us to start a second unit? 1687 01:22:02,289 --> 01:22:04,559 Negative. We're taking the baby with us. 1688 01:22:20,374 --> 01:22:22,042 - Good lung sounds. - Good. 1689 01:22:22,142 --> 01:22:23,845 A crying baby is a healthy baby. 1690 01:22:23,944 --> 01:22:25,613 Alright, switch with me. 1691 01:22:25,713 --> 01:22:26,714 Your job is airway. 1692 01:22:26,815 --> 01:22:29,116 Keep her breathing at all costs. 1693 01:22:29,216 --> 01:22:30,951 Let's see if she takes an OPA. 1694 01:22:31,519 --> 01:22:34,054 Yeah, she took it. No gag reflex. 1695 01:22:34,154 --> 01:22:37,157 Mom's got a lot of rib fractures and head lacs. 1696 01:22:37,257 --> 01:22:39,326 She's gagging on the OPA, but it's intermittent. 1697 01:22:39,426 --> 01:22:41,295 -Should I take it out? -Yeah, take it out. 1698 01:22:41,395 --> 01:22:43,497 She's had too much trauma already. 1699 01:22:44,097 --> 01:22:46,634 Talk to her. See if she can obey commands. 1700 01:22:47,334 --> 01:22:50,304 Miss, can you raise your right arm, please? 1701 01:22:52,339 --> 01:22:54,776 Alright, not bad. Hang on there, Mom. 1702 01:22:54,876 --> 01:22:56,376 Ma'am, you're in an ambulance. 1703 01:22:56,477 --> 01:22:59,012 You were in a pretty bad wreck. We have your child. She's okay. 1704 01:22:59,112 --> 01:23:00,648 We're taking you to the hospital. 1705 01:23:00,748 --> 01:23:02,149 County ER, this is Medic 42. 1706 01:23:02,249 --> 01:23:04,284 Incoming to your facility, emergent with two patients. 1707 01:23:04,384 --> 01:23:06,821 One a Level I, the other a stable pediatric. 1708 01:23:06,921 --> 01:23:09,056 Medic 42, be aware, we're on diversion. 1709 01:23:09,156 --> 01:23:10,424 We've got way too many patients here. 1710 01:23:10,525 --> 01:23:12,527 You'll have to take them to the ER at University. 1711 01:23:12,627 --> 01:23:14,294 Uh, negative. Negative. 1712 01:23:14,394 --> 01:23:16,163 She will not make it to University. 1713 01:23:16,263 --> 01:23:19,132 Listen up. Got an approximately 30-year-old female, 1714 01:23:19,233 --> 01:23:22,503 a head-on collision, ejection, massive damage to vehicle. 1715 01:23:22,604 --> 01:23:24,839 What's their GCS? 1716 01:23:24,939 --> 01:23:27,174 Well, right now it's a 14, but... 1717 01:23:27,274 --> 01:23:29,611 Your patient doesn't meet Level I criteria. 1718 01:23:29,711 --> 01:23:30,745 Yes, she does! 1719 01:23:30,845 --> 01:23:32,814 We're gonna be there in five minutes, 1720 01:23:32,914 --> 01:23:34,147 so just page out a team. 1721 01:23:34,248 --> 01:23:35,717 Negative, we are on diversion. 1722 01:23:35,817 --> 01:23:37,084 Do not come here, understand? 1723 01:23:37,184 --> 01:23:38,653 You need to reroute to a different ER. 1724 01:23:38,753 --> 01:23:40,688 We are coming there whether you like it or not! 1725 01:23:40,788 --> 01:23:41,890 So get ready for us! 1726 01:23:53,133 --> 01:23:54,368 -Hey, Astor? -Yeah? 1727 01:23:54,468 --> 01:23:55,703 -Wanna take that baby... -Got it. 1728 01:23:55,803 --> 01:23:57,304 ...meet us inside? 1729 01:23:58,171 --> 01:23:59,674 Medic 42. What bay? 1730 01:23:59,774 --> 01:24:01,074 Two. But they're not happy. 1731 01:24:01,174 --> 01:24:02,810 Serano's on the warpath. 1732 01:24:02,911 --> 01:24:04,512 No one is happy. 1733 01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:08,081 No. No. No. 1734 01:24:08,181 --> 01:24:09,984 -Stop. -No, no, no. Doctor, listen. 1735 01:24:10,083 --> 01:24:11,553 -This is a 30-something-- -No! 1736 01:24:11,653 --> 01:24:13,287 -A head-on collision. -No. No. No. 1737 01:24:13,387 --> 01:24:14,856 The four other passengers are DOA. 1738 01:24:14,956 --> 01:24:16,390 She is not a Level I criteria. 1739 01:24:16,490 --> 01:24:20,060 Do you have any idea how expensive a Level I criteria is? 1740 01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:21,629 Any idea, you idiot? 1741 01:24:21,729 --> 01:24:23,731 Okay! This patient meets all Level I criteria. 1742 01:24:23,831 --> 01:24:25,232 She's not even intubated! 1743 01:24:25,332 --> 01:24:27,301 You got her bagged? What the hell is that? 1744 01:24:27,401 --> 01:24:29,904 This patient is dying, asshole! 1745 01:24:30,004 --> 01:24:31,639 -Now listen to my report! -Asshole? 1746 01:24:31,739 --> 01:24:33,140 How 'bout fuck you, asshole! 1747 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:35,342 -Come on! Come on! -Shit. 1748 01:24:35,442 --> 01:24:38,478 I will be happy to kick your ass and put you in a bed next to her 1749 01:24:38,580 --> 01:24:40,080 but you need to listen to my report! 1750 01:24:40,180 --> 01:24:42,817 How 'bout instead I call your supervisor, 1751 01:24:42,917 --> 01:24:44,886 we settle this right now. 1752 01:24:45,419 --> 01:24:47,755 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1753 01:24:51,626 --> 01:24:52,660 Excuse me? 1754 01:24:53,093 --> 01:24:54,729 -Who are you? -This patient just went apneic 1755 01:24:54,829 --> 01:24:57,264 three times with no gag reflex on the way to the hospital. 1756 01:24:57,364 --> 01:24:58,332 She's got a skull fracture. 1757 01:24:58,432 --> 01:25:00,034 She meets all Level I criteria. 1758 01:25:00,133 --> 01:25:01,468 Because last time I checked, 1759 01:25:01,569 --> 01:25:03,503 when a patient goes apneic with no gag, 1760 01:25:03,605 --> 01:25:06,406 their GCS goes down to three. Right? 1761 01:25:06,507 --> 01:25:08,676 And I just watched this paramedic fight like hell 1762 01:25:08,776 --> 01:25:11,178 to save this woman's life while caring for her child 1763 01:25:11,278 --> 01:25:14,048 and dodging incoming traffic at the same fucking time! 1764 01:25:14,147 --> 01:25:16,283 And all I see you doing is standing there, 1765 01:25:16,383 --> 01:25:19,053 like a fucking asshole, with your dick in your hand, 1766 01:25:19,152 --> 01:25:21,121 arguing with him about this patient 1767 01:25:21,221 --> 01:25:22,189 who is dying! 1768 01:25:22,289 --> 01:25:24,291 Your patient! 1769 01:25:26,159 --> 01:25:27,562 And if you refuse to treat her, 1770 01:25:27,662 --> 01:25:29,664 you'll lose your goddamn license. 1771 01:25:33,701 --> 01:25:34,736 Who are you? 1772 01:25:36,738 --> 01:25:39,306 I'm Dr. Romero. I'm your new resident. 1773 01:25:41,676 --> 01:25:43,143 Oh, shit. 1774 01:25:47,048 --> 01:25:50,484 Well, Dr. Romero... 1775 01:25:52,386 --> 01:25:54,321 I look forward to working with you. 1776 01:25:55,923 --> 01:25:57,625 We're gonna have so much fun. 1777 01:25:58,626 --> 01:26:00,061 Get the patient. 1778 01:26:05,298 --> 01:26:07,401 O-Okay, look. 1779 01:26:07,501 --> 01:26:10,672 You mean to tell me you're a doctor? 1780 01:26:12,172 --> 01:26:14,408 Resident, but yeah. 1781 01:26:14,742 --> 01:26:16,811 But you told us you were a paramedic. 1782 01:26:16,911 --> 01:26:18,980 No, I-I didn't. You said that. 1783 01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:20,815 I just didn't correct you. 1784 01:26:21,181 --> 01:26:23,151 Um... I never said that. 1785 01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:26,087 You-- That's what you said when we first met you. 1786 01:26:26,186 --> 01:26:29,090 No. Why would I? I'm a doctor, not a paramedic. 1787 01:26:29,189 --> 01:26:31,391 Hey, Dr. What's-your-face. 1788 01:26:31,491 --> 01:26:33,895 Grab a bedpan and come with me. 1789 01:26:35,663 --> 01:26:37,832 We're gonna have so much fun! 1790 01:26:40,902 --> 01:26:43,571 -Hmm. -Whoa. 1791 01:26:44,872 --> 01:26:46,373 That's, uh... 1792 01:26:47,709 --> 01:26:49,309 Huh. 1793 01:26:56,050 --> 01:26:57,118 Hey. 1794 01:26:57,217 --> 01:26:58,720 Good news: 1795 01:26:58,820 --> 01:27:00,353 Patient's gonna live. 1796 01:27:01,254 --> 01:27:03,191 I mean, usually once we drop 'em off 1797 01:27:03,290 --> 01:27:05,593 it's not our problem anymore. But, um... 1798 01:27:06,226 --> 01:27:08,129 But it's good to, um, 1799 01:27:08,228 --> 01:27:10,531 it's good to know she-she made it, you know? 1800 01:27:11,032 --> 01:27:12,499 Yeah. 1801 01:27:13,601 --> 01:27:15,703 Way to, uh, throw yourself under the bus... 1802 01:27:16,269 --> 01:27:17,504 doctor. 1803 01:27:17,605 --> 01:27:20,208 Serano's gonna make your life a living hell. 1804 01:27:20,307 --> 01:27:21,743 I know. 1805 01:27:21,843 --> 01:27:24,377 I never wanna be that kind of surgeon. 1806 01:27:26,279 --> 01:27:27,982 Thanks for the coffee, doc. 1807 01:27:44,165 --> 01:27:45,633 She should have died. 1808 01:27:47,034 --> 01:27:48,836 She would have died in my care. 1809 01:27:50,938 --> 01:27:54,307 Right now, I'd be telling that family that their mom is dead. 1810 01:27:58,980 --> 01:28:00,748 You know, I thought I'd come out here today 1811 01:28:00,848 --> 01:28:03,017 and I'd meet the paramedics and... 1812 01:28:03,551 --> 01:28:06,386 see what you do, how you work. 1813 01:28:09,590 --> 01:28:11,491 And I know you're sick of your job. 1814 01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:13,493 I know you're burnt out. 1815 01:28:13,594 --> 01:28:15,797 I know you think you don't make a difference. 1816 01:28:17,430 --> 01:28:19,332 But you made a difference today. 1817 01:28:19,901 --> 01:28:21,636 You did. 1818 01:28:23,004 --> 01:28:24,705 You saved her life. 1819 01:28:27,041 --> 01:28:28,743 And you saved her family. 1820 01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:35,683 You're the kind of doctor I want to be. 1821 01:28:39,187 --> 01:28:40,755 Not a doctor. 1822 01:28:41,889 --> 01:28:42,957 Well... 1823 01:28:44,158 --> 01:28:45,726 if I ever need saving... 1824 01:28:47,662 --> 01:28:49,897 God, I hope it's you that shows up. 1825 01:29:21,629 --> 01:29:23,463 Hey, one of those is for Mike. 1826 01:29:26,466 --> 01:29:27,935 Not anymore. 1827 01:30:02,703 --> 01:30:04,205 That is a gift from the crews. 1828 01:30:04,305 --> 01:30:05,673 This is breakfast, on us. 1829 01:30:05,773 --> 01:30:07,375 Dispatch and the crews chipped in after they heard 1830 01:30:07,474 --> 01:30:09,310 you told Dr. Serano to go fuck himself. 1831 01:30:09,409 --> 01:30:11,879 So this is a retirement gift. 1832 01:30:12,980 --> 01:30:13,915 Wow. 1833 01:30:15,082 --> 01:30:15,950 Come on. 1834 01:30:17,084 --> 01:30:18,920 Aw. 1835 01:30:19,887 --> 01:30:22,823 Now, get out of my substation, civilian. 1836 01:30:49,216 --> 01:30:50,751 Keep your password safe. 1837 01:30:51,185 --> 01:30:53,521 If you have any trouble at all, call IT right away. 1838 01:30:53,621 --> 01:30:56,824 If you have any trouble with them, call me right away. 1839 01:30:56,924 --> 01:30:58,192 Okay. 1840 01:30:58,292 --> 01:30:59,961 Alright. Uh, now, to access 1841 01:31:00,061 --> 01:31:02,697 the forms for the preauthorization... 1842 01:31:09,570 --> 01:31:11,973 You guys ever see anyone choke to death? 1843 01:31:12,373 --> 01:31:14,241 You get the fist like right under here, 1844 01:31:14,342 --> 01:31:16,410 and then it's just straight back. 1845 01:31:16,510 --> 01:31:18,212 Ha! 1846 01:31:20,614 --> 01:31:22,550 Drowning's the worst way to go. 1847 01:31:22,650 --> 01:31:24,218 Absolute worst way to go. 1848 01:31:24,318 --> 01:31:25,586 Best way to die? 1849 01:31:26,354 --> 01:31:27,788 Decapitation. 1850 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,901 What are you still doin' here? 1851 01:31:42,103 --> 01:31:43,971 Oh. Is that it? 1852 01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:46,807 That's it. 1853 01:31:46,907 --> 01:31:48,175 Come on. Let's get outta here. 1854 01:31:48,275 --> 01:31:49,543 Uh... 1855 01:32:57,144 --> 01:32:58,746 Hi. 1856 01:33:01,148 --> 01:33:03,584 So... 1857 01:33:03,684 --> 01:33:06,954 Well, as it turns out... 1858 01:33:07,054 --> 01:33:10,724 your close-out paperwork was never properly... 1859 01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:12,893 filed. 1860 01:33:18,432 --> 01:33:19,967 -Thanks. -Mm-hmm. 1861 01:33:20,968 --> 01:33:23,237 Hey, uh, maybe I could... 1862 01:33:23,337 --> 01:33:24,872 thank you properly sometime. 1863 01:33:25,773 --> 01:33:27,041 Take you out for lunch. 1864 01:33:31,580 --> 01:33:32,713 Alright. 1865 01:33:35,149 --> 01:33:38,819 And, uh, you will be in truck 42 with Mike today. 1866 01:33:41,523 --> 01:33:44,191 Hey, Randy! 1867 01:33:53,667 --> 01:33:57,037 That's right. That's right. 1868 01:33:57,138 --> 01:33:58,472 Listen, man. Uh... 1869 01:33:58,573 --> 01:34:00,441 You gotta let me drive this one. 1870 01:34:00,542 --> 01:34:01,642 -Nope. -Mike. 1871 01:34:01,742 --> 01:34:03,578 Not a chance. You know the rules. 1872 01:34:03,677 --> 01:34:05,479 Okay? I wheel, you heal. 1873 01:34:05,980 --> 01:34:08,550 Come on, now. Ain't shit changed. 1874 01:34:08,649 --> 01:34:11,652 "Let me drive this one." 1875 01:34:12,453 --> 01:34:13,888 Yeah, the system is still broken, 1876 01:34:13,988 --> 01:34:16,357 but what am I supposed to do, quit trying? 1877 01:34:17,626 --> 01:34:19,260 I'm no hero. 1878 01:34:19,360 --> 01:34:21,929 But... the truth is... 1879 01:34:22,029 --> 01:34:25,332 I only feel alive when you're about to die. 1880 01:34:30,905 --> 01:34:32,706 See you out there. 133953