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The desert, water, and the sea.

Ain't one thing worth talking about in this long -time misery.

Ain't no good, ain't no good in this way.

I said, ain't no secret I've seen every day.

I'm going to take out walking.

She's sitting here. It ain't no good.

Ain't no good this way.

Sure looks like there's no good to stay.

All right, you're taking that one time.

So, uh, Mr. Smith, what brings you and your friend to beautiful Los Angeles? Is

it business or pleasure?

Business.

get into me

I don't know.

Come on, enough of that already, huh?

You look fine without it.

I'm going to catch the bus back, okay?

Hey, uh, I wouldn't do that if I were you, not in those clothes anyway.

Chelsea!

What? Tell your mom I said happy birthday.

No. She hates being reminded of her age.

Yeah, I know.

Thank you very much.

You know what? I saw the man who bought the ticket to Hawaii.

The man who bought the ticket was John Barrow.

He was hired as a special agent from Nissan.

His code name was John Barrow.

That's why the man who bought the ticket was John Barrow.

He's still alive.

He's still alive.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

You just joined us. Today's topic is women who love losers. And we're taking

calls. We want to hear your story. Tell us about the losers.

You can control your anger.

Anger is danger without the D.

Eliminate all negative thoughts.

Breathe.

Relax. Slow down.

Tell yourself how calm and confident you are.

Do it now.

I am.

Now... I'm in control.

Totally relaxed.

How many times do I have to say it?

There is nothing more I can do.

We have to take the house.

I'll also have to notify your wife.

Excellent.

Wife. And no, you don't have to notify her.

Because, well, she's just going to use it as an excuse to try to get my kid

back. She is a cosigner, and as such, must be notified.

Okay, fine. But first, just give me a little more time, okay?

Just a month.

Give me one month. Give me a month. I think I can get it together. I've spent

too much time with it. I won't discuss it any further.

Well, you're going to have to. You understand me? Because I need more time.

Bob, don't become a repeat offender. I have called security in the past, and

fully prepared to do so again.

Thank you for coming in.

Have a good day.

Give me back my card.

Give me the card back.

Give me the card back!

Could you move forward a little? You got me blocked in.

Get lost.

Look, I just want to get my car out of here. Get lost, you thought.

Fine. Just thought I'd ask.

You can do as you always do.

Listen, this is not Japan.

You can buy a lot of things here, so don't worry.

How

long

does it take to get to Graceland?

Save it, you thug.

You know the routine.

Get on your knees, put your hands behind your head.

You ever hear of self -defense?

Hey, we can either do this my way or the hard way.

Now put the gun down and get on your knees.

Excuse me, sir. There's no smoking here.

Will you be joining us for lunch?

Yes.

And the reservation. What's the name, please?

It doesn't look like a reservation is necessary.

There is plenty of room.

Oh, is that what you think?

Most of our tables are reserved. So what do you think now? Do you care to change

your statement?

On top of everything else, it's a federal offense to tamper with a cash

And you know that.

It ain't my card.

Let me enlighten you.

You don't have a badge, and you're not a cop anymore. And you just can't pull a

gun and start shooting people.

It's against the law.

Nobody died that didn't deserve it.

Take him in.

And call his daughter.

Tony, come on, leave Chelsea out of this, would you?

Tony!

Keep chomping at it!

Campos.

This restaurant belongs to Rudy.

Okay, lunchtime, people. This is the story.

Any of you try to leave without my say -so.

It's coffee time with Gabriel.

Get the picture?

I'll get it. It's probably for me.

Always happens when you try to eat.

Hello. How can I help you?

This is Lieutenant Tony Ducey.

Who am I talking to? Your mama's greasy ass. Listen.

say to you, asshole.

Swedish anti -sniper detonator.

Sound interesting?

Good. I need a chopper here in 30 minutes or I'm going to send some old

head out in a bed of lettuce.

Is that clear?

I understand.

But I need you to stay on the line with me.

He hung up.

Tucker!

We talked to the bank guard. Here's what we can dig up on that detonator.

I know what it is. The cycle lets go, the whole place goes up.

We're screwed.

All right.

Thanks.

I'm sorry, Mr. DiLorenzo.

Looks like your restaurant's gonna be closed for a little while.

So, what do you think?

How about something different?

and sushi?

How about some Thai food?

Maybe pizza?

Yeah, I'll get the milk.

I told you, you can only use the pagers for police business, so only for

emergency. Hang on.

I'll be right there.

Honey, I have to go. The fingerprint.

I'm in the lieutenant's. I have to go. All right, bye.

alone detective Bob Bob right Bob I'm sorry detective

Bob

I have to let them know that I have.

find a summer job yet no no not yet so what do you do this time drunk and

disorderly no just disorderly but it got a little more complicated than that uh

tell you what why don't you take a seat over there and if you're good i'll bring

your father myself

Why don't you take a seat? I still need to ask you some questions.

I don't understand why this is necessary.

Even though your actions may be justified, this is still a homicide

investigation, and I need a statement from you. So why don't you take a seat?

Please.

Hey, what's up, dude?

Your bank robber went all in pieces on you.

That's very funny, Mike.

Listen.

to run this for me.

Something with this guy you don't like?

Maybe. I don't know yet.

He was just a little bit too smooth in all that chaos.

I think it might be in everybody's best interest if I sweat him a little.

Okay. Done.

Hi. Hi.

Can I ask you a question?

I guess.

Are you a prostitute?

Do you want something?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.

Save your apologies for someone who cares.

I just thought my help might be needed.

Do I look like I need your help?

No. Not you.

Him.

I'm sorry.

I guess it's just been one of those days.

I'm Chelsea.

I'm Kosh.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

What are you doing?

I don't know. I'm just curious to see what's going on under there.

Please help me. Tell your dog where they've taken me. He'll know what to do.

Let's go!

Mike's bringing your dad out.

If you'll excuse us, this way, Mr. Sugawara.

Nice to meet you, Koji.

Remember, you have the right to have a lawyer present during any questioning by

the police.

This is the way it went down?

Yes.

Ever do anything like this before?

No.

Ever pull anybody out of a car wreck?

No.

Ever run into a burning building?

No.

Ever imagine yourself in your wildest dreams of doing anything this heroic?

No.

Then tell me something. I'm curious.

What makes a man like you?

A 35 -year -old video game salesman want to risk his life to stop a psycho

carrying an AK -47 and wearing a best policy for him.

I'm on vacation.

Okay, boys and girls, you are on your own.

Thanks, Mike.

Yeah, thanks, Mikey.

Love me and leave me just like the ex.

I'd say Mom had her reasons, wouldn't you?

Hey, listen, kid, I'm sorry.

Just save it, Bob.

As I keep telling you, I'm on vacation.

Is that a crime?

No.

But lying to the police is.

You stated earlier that you were vacationing alone.

Now, according to the others at the restaurant, you were having lunch with

another Japanese gentleman, a man with a metal briefcase.

Oh, he's a business associate.

You met with a business associate on your vacation?

We Japanese are workaholics. Maybe you know that.

Do you know where your business associate is now, Mr. Shimawara?

No. I was hoping you might tell me.

And I was hoping for a little bit more honesty.

Let's start over again, shall we?

I'd like my passport back, please. I'm leaving.

I can't do that.

Why? I'm not a criminal.

Listen to me, you million sack of shit.

And the way things work in this country is that I can hold you for 24 hours just

for looking at me sideways. So whether you like it or not, you're staying right

here.

Lieutenant, we need to talk.

How many times I got to tell you, I don't want you driving the truck

Damn thing is a death trap.

Something's going to happen. I'm going to be held responsible. You responsible?

That is a laugh.

Hi, Jessie.

Koji. Hi.

What the hell is a Koji?

Get in the truck.

Hey, hey.

Just take it easy there, all right? Now.

I want that son of a bitch, and I want him now!

Yes, sir.

Okay,

Lafayette.

Let's try it one more time.

Who did Kazuma send, and what did they come here to do?

We know you sold them a metal briefcase and we'd like to know what's in it.

You know what?

If you don't start to open up a little bit, things are going to get ugly around

here.

That's right. Check that watch.

Because in about five minutes, this whole area is going to be crawling with

cops.

We hit a roadblock, you're as good as dead.

So why don't you just give it up, pal?

Give me your wallet.

Fine, here. Take the wallet. Leather is worth more than what's inside anyway.

Is this the address?

No, that's old.

Got an apartment downtown now.

If we drive to this apartment.

Any of that, I will kill you.

Sounds fair.

He's lying.

That is our address.

We just chill out and do what he says, Bob.

Listen up, pal.

If you want to go to the house, I'll take you to the house.

Drive you anywhere you want to go.

Let's drop the kid off first.

No.

You don't need her. We'll drop her off. Bob, just shut up. Hey, you shut up and

stay out of this. Will you quit trying to protect me? It's a little late for

to start acting like my parents. I told you to shut up, didn't I? It's all your

fault anyway. How the hell do you even know this guy?

Guess what?

You meet a lot of very interesting people always bailing your father out of

jail. Oh, really?

Or why don't you go live with your mother and her CPA boyfriend and the

your perfect little brothers and sisters? I hate you!

You know, you're such an asshole!

Why don't you just do us all a favor and take this truck and just smash it into

a tree some night? Maybe I will! Maybe I will!

Oh, okay, fine.

Go ahead.

Cry.

I've heard it before.

Hey, excuse me, mister.

Mister. Hey, wait up, mister.

Think you can help me out a little bit here? Maybe a dollar or two, whatever

got.

No. Hey, even a quarter would help. I ain't picky, you know, no problem.

Do you know where the Pulverita Lover is?

The Pulverita? Yeah, yeah, sure, I know where it is. It's going to cost you,

though, man. It's going to make a living, you know.

You can check it out.

On a lucky day.

It's a penny.

Penny here, penny there, it all adds up.

You know, people don't pick up pennies no more.

I figured that out once. The time you spend picking up a penny, you make an

an hour. That's a damn good wage if you're interested in working.

There it is.

Find a dime, that's $180 an hour.

All right.

I had a lawyer once, he didn't make that much. And no good peck of head, he

turned me into the cops. You believe that? He turned me into the cops.

You ever hear of too many client privilege?

All right.

That no good peck of head. Yeah, he was. I took care of him and all that.

Whoa,

take it easy there, buddy.

Yeah,

they do.

Now I gotta represent myself, though.

See, I'm suing the state of California. Yeah, I am. I'm suing them. Two bounty

hunters. They drugged my ass. They drugged my ass. Caused brain damage.

You might not know it, so look at me. 95 % of my brain has been destroyed.

Yeah, it has.

Gentlemen,

according to the

recently departed Mr.

Lafayette, two Japanese lowlifes are in town.

Probably to take a shot at the boss.

The cops had this one in custody, but he escaped.

His partner's walking around with a metal briefcase.

Put out the word.

Find him.

Boy, sure is hot, huh?

I've been sweating bricks all day.

I don't let it get to me, though, you know? You gotta keep an optimistic

outlook. My grandma always used to say, smiles do trials.

I believe it. You know, the man with the grin, the man who'll win.

Anything?

See you carrying that suitcase in your left hand.

Yeah, I'm a lefty, too.

You know, they say the lifespan of a left -handed is nine years less than

people, and lefties are five times more likely to die in an accident.

What do you think? I believe it. You know, I'm always getting in accidents.

Don't you believe that?

Yes!

That's a quarter.

That's 450 bucks an hour.

Check it out.

It's a lucky day.

Wait. Hold that back.

He walked right out the door.

Now where the hell would this guy go?

Could you, uh, make it a little tighter, please?

Do you have a map of the city and a phone book?

I think so.

Hey, why are you holding us here?

You don't need us.

You could leave.

Yeah, you could take my truck here. The keys are right in my pocket right there.

I'll be standing here for the next few hours.

If you do what I say, I won't harm you.

Hey, you know what?

Just killing time there. Why don't you go get yourself a motel room or

something? How about that?

It's disconnected.

We haven't paid that bill lately.

If we're just going to sit around, would it be okay if I went and watched

television?

I'll be a good boy.

Undo me, huh?

I'll sit here really quietly, I promise.

How about it? I won't say another word.

Come on.

Okay.

Oh, no!

Oh, no, you don't! Hey!

Hey! I told you!

I do not want you to watch that garbage at my house!

Change that channel right now!

No. Chuck, I said change that channel. We're not watching that garbage.

Shut up, Bob. You change that channel right now, girl, right this minute. No!

Hey, don't you tell me no. Change it. I said no.

I said change it, change it. Just say it.

Quiet, Tom. She's starting, and I will end it.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't get rough, buddy. Hey, take it easy there. No, no,

no.

Chuckie, don't fight. Just go with it. You'll be okay.

I'm right here.

Make some food.

What?

Cook.

Oh.

Okay.

I have no desire to hurt either of you.

But you need to be liberated.

Sorry.

Sometimes I wonder why I push him like that.

No one else lives here.

No brothers or sisters.

My parents are divorced.

It's just me and him.

It's the truth.

Look around. I mean, why would anybody want to live here?

I'm not even sure why I'm here.

You know, my parents split up. The judge gave us a choice, too.

All my brothers and sisters, they picked my mom.

I don't know who killed Bob. You know, everybody.

Deserting him.

That was my turn to choose. I ended up here.

My mom... My mom freaked out too big time.

What can I say?

I knew it was the wrong choice, but... I felt sorry for him.

Like somebody had to take care of him.

I guess you think that's pretty stupid of me, huh?

Do you have anything to drink?

Where'd this guy go?

Does he know anybody?

I got to go check something out.

I think he's coming around.

Hey, guy, you all right?

Wait a second. Maybe you shouldn't get up right now.

You better want to stay still.

I knew this guy one time he busted his neck and walked around for two weeks

straight without even knowing it.

Hey, do you need help?

You want us to give you a ride or something to the hospital, huh?

Yeah, I need a ride.

There used to be a lot more to eat around here than macaroni helper.

My mom's a pretty good cook.

Are you married?

No.

Joe Snappers?

Sure thing, guy.

Been there lots of times.

That's where I met my old lady.

She pretty much quits stripping, though.

She makes more money now reading tarot cards than a nude over at the

Fair.

Get rid of him.

No kidding.

I need to talk to you. Go away.

Look, I need to talk to you.

Go away.

Are you going to open the door or what?

Say what you want, then get out.

I saw Chelsea at the precinct this afternoon.

She was talking to a Japanese man.

Know anything about that?

No. Why?

Because we think this guy is Yakuza.

He beat up Williams pretty bad. Oh, is that right?

Yeah, looks like you got your nose stuck in the middle of it, too.

Where's Chelsea, Bob?

At work.

Oh? When's she going to be home?

Later. I'll have her call you. You do that.

I will.

Is that all?

Yeah, that's it.

Fine. Get lost.

Watch your temper, Malone. That's what got you in front of Internal Affairs.

Oh, yeah?

That's revisionist history there, pal.

Is that so? Yeah, that's right. You needed a scapegoat, and you hung me out

dry. The department won't pay your pension, but they might cover therapy.

Look into it.

He's there.

Move in.

I dated a waitress once.

Oh, you didn't. Standing in a bar where she works is not a date.

So? I once tipped her a five spot with my phone number on it.

Did she call you?

No, but there were six or seven hang -ups on my answering machine.

Really?

You think it was her?

Of course. Who else would it have been?

Well, why do you do this?

Hey, no, you don't have to do this.

I'm not going to do anything. I'll be a good boy.

Come on, then.

I'll behave myself. Why don't you just undo me, huh? I'll behave myself. No,

need to sign up.

Okay.

See, we can't get you to answer a few questions.

Like, what the hell is a Yakuza doing in my house? Bob, be careful.

Everything's fine.

Come on.

Out with it, tough guy.

You know that cop that was just here, Dussek?

He may be dumb, but he ain't stupid. He knows something's up. My daughter never

had a job in her life.

So before the big boys get here to stomp your ass, I'd advise you to take my

questions seriously.

Otherwise, you ain't gonna have an ass to stomp. You hear me?

I had no choice.

I had to escape.

You were my opportunity.

That's a good start.

Now, what did you say? What were you?

I don't know.

That's not good enough.

De Lorenzo?

How does he know I'm here?

Rudy De Lorenzo?

Yeah.

What the hell has a mob got to do with this?

He told them I was here.

Who?

Just take.

You said it yourself.

He knows I'm here.

He's the only one.

No one will leave here alive.

Either let me help you, or we all die.

Mine could be.

Yeah.

Ringo, when you finish up, take him to the shop.

What's that?

Malone?

Well, this is unfortunate.

Yeah, isn't it?

Let me guess.

Wrong number?

Do yourself a favor, my lord.

Send the jab out, and I'll think about letting you live.

Oh, yeah?

Let me ask you something.

You been with the mob this whole time?

And you set me up before, too, didn't you?

Well, in that case, why don't you just come on over here so I can kick your

You got a lot bigger problems right now.

And then what?

Pretend like that never happened?

I don't think so.

I'm familiar with the mafia, remember?

I think I know how this is going to end up.

That's why I can say this with such relish.

You are a pathetic loser.

Go to hell.

I know.

Me neither.

Dan, that's wrong.

Hear me?

There's gotta be one good cop in that city.

No police.

Hey! We need help, you stupid asshole!

Okay, let me learn.

We give up.

We quit. You win.

You know,

sometimes you just have to wear a plain white T -shirt.

It's understated.

Chicks dig it.

What? Who told you that?

A girl.

A girl?

Grow up, man.

My old lady, she is a woman.

Hey, we missed a turn.

Hey, Jimmy, our little buddy back here says we messed up.

Oh, well, he must be kidding, Tommy. We ain't done nothing wrong.

Mr. DiLorenzo asked us to find this guy and bring him in. And that's exactly

what we're doing.

Right.

And we've got a nice comfortable chair waiting for you, pal.

You see this kid?

Huh? You killed her.

That's right.

You put us in the middle of your stinking little war, and now we're stuck

with you.

We're all dead.

As long as Diller Enzo's still alive, we are dead.

I can change that.

Oh, yeah?

And how are you gonna do that?

Huh?

First, we'll be back sometime.

Then we go and meet somebody.

Thank you.

You make a mess of eggs.

Mr. DeLorenzo will be very happy.

Is here somebody?

they do

Sorry about your friend.

So, what do we do now, partner?

We?

No.

What do you mean, now?

You must take care of your daughter.

I appreciate the thought.

But if I'm gonna save my kid, I gotta make sure DeLorenzo can never get to us

again.

I will take care of it for you.

Mm -mm.

Not a chance.

You see, unfortunately, I'm in this thing too deep.

There's no way you're gonna get rid of me now.

And if you try, I'll just have to go see DeLorenzo on my own.

Maybe show up the exact same time you do. Screw up your little plan.

Probably get you killed, not to mention myself.

You would do that?

Mm -hmm.

That I would do.

There's just one more thing.

and get somebody to keep an eye on her till we get back, huh?

I, um, I gotta go somewhere.

How would you get a friend that's gonna keep an eye on you till I get back?

Where are you going?

I don't want to stay here by myself.

I'm going to go with you.

Look, I'm sorry you have to stay.

Why? Because. Because why? Just because, that's why. Now stop, please.

Dad.

I'm scared.

No, thanks.

I'm not here for the money.

Whoa.

Pretty fancy hardware you got here, partner.

P228. Nine mil.

Fifteen in the clip.

One in the chamber.

Yeah.

She'll do.

You weren't planning on letting this guy just walk away from this whole party,

were you?

Not without my permission.

Yeah, yeah What the hell

You don't kill a guy when he's out of line, how is he gonna learn right Cheers

Yes, beloved.

Thanks.

Chelsea. Before she was a brat.

Hey.

Look.

Right on time.

Good prediction.

He's a slave to his habits.

That's what makes me an easy target.

Yeah, well, looks like the only way to put a bullet in this guy's heart is

through his stomach.

All right.

Let's go put the fat guy on a diet.

Hey, Lieutenant.

So what's the story?

Well, we got a total of eight bodies, all Caucasian.

What about Malone and his daughter?

Kind of strange. There's no sign of them anywhere.

What do you mean? Are you certain?

Yeah, count them yourself. We got one right here, one right there, three

two in the kitchen, and I was... Lieutenant!

Lieutenant!

All right.

Before we go in here,

I want to ask you something.

If I don't come out of this, Chelsea's your responsibility.

All right?

Make sure she gets away safely.

Maybe take her to her mom. Now, she ain't going to want to go, but that's

to be your problem.

Okay?

Agreed.

I also want something from you, Bob.

Name it.

I want to ask you to do something for my friend.

You got it. Whatever it is, it'll get done. You got my word on it.

What is it?

Police emergency.

This is Chelsea Malone. You're going to have to send someone down to the Channel

Amigo restaurant. Hi, Chelsea.

Your dad isn't here today.

I know. This isn't about my dad. This is about Lieutenant Dusek.

He works for some guy named Steve D. Lorenz. Lieutenant Dusek isn't here

now either.

I know. You're going to have to send someone. Don't worry, Chelsea.

I'll tell Lieutenant Dusek that you called.

I got it. The other phones are going. I have to answer. Okay? Goodbye.

Police emergency.

I can't talk to you about the cat right now, honey.

Well, give her another pill and blow on her face. I have to go.

I love you.

Please, emergency.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Take it easy, guys.

Relax. Bring it down a couple of notches, huh?

Take it easy here, look.

I even brought some beer.

I've got to talk to De Lorenzo.

Mr. De Lorenzo says you are disturbing him.

He's got a message.

Mr. De Lorenzo does not take messages during meals.

Excuse me.

Malone and the Jap are still alive.

We know. They're standing here in front of us.

Hang up on me, you son of a bitch.

Mr. DeLorenzo, you have violated your business agreements with Masaru Kojima,

and he demands complete restitution.

If you don't agree, I will kill you.

Let me tell you something.

We owe Mr. Kojima nothing.

This interview is over.

These gentlemen will show you the door. No, no, no. Take it easy. Time now.

You boys just don't seem to get it, do you?

My friend here has something to say to you.

So if you give us just a little bit of your time, we'll be out of your hair.

Okay?

Good.

Go on, Koji.

Lay it on him.

Secondly, leave Bowman's daughter Chelsea alone.

That's a good one. And third, do sec.

You can say your goodbyes, because he's mine.

You will leave now.

I don't think they like you. I get a lot of complaints.

What the fuck?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Nice and easy.

All right.

All right.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Let's hold on here.

I understand how this works.

It's a negotiation.

You guys go high, I go low.

We kill a few of your guys, you kill a few of my guys.

Then we come to a settlement.

I like you guys.

You stand up kind of guys.

So what's the next step here? What do we do?

There seems to be one little problem.

What's that?

I want to know what I can help you with.

Because I consider you boys partners, and I consider my partners like family.

Actually, it's fairly simple.

Koji here has just got to figure out a way to get your head through customs.

Tell you what, I'll give you due sec.

No problem.

And I want you to apologize to Mr.

Kojima for me.

Tell him I'll be happy to speed those shipments along.

Well, there's no need to apologize.

Drop the gun, Malone.

You too.

What are you, hard of hearing?

That's it.

Hey, boys, I'm sorry I'm late to the party.

Kill him, quick.

Shut up.

You double -crossing piece of scum.

I heard you give me up.

Take it easy, detect.

I would never give you up.

I was just buying time.

We're partners.

Now, let me make this clear.

I hope you enjoyed your meal.

Because it was a laugh.

Now you're going to die.

Drop it!

Chelsea! I said drop the gun!

Chelsea!

Shoot him!

Listen to your father for once in your life and shoot him!

Shoot me, Chelsea. Don't move.

Go ahead.

Before you pull that trigger, I'm going to splatter his brains all over this

floor. So go ahead, shoot me!

Come on.

Come on, pull the trigger, Chelsea. Come on.

Shoot me!

Your time's coming. But first, you're going to watch your daughter die.

Thank you.

Well, if nothing else, I hope you learned your lesson about talking to

strangers.

That one's called Memphis Sun.

Now, here's an interesting note.

This morning, caretakers of the Elvis Presley estate found a white ash

over the king's grave.

Fact being stranger than fiction, it turned out to be the cremated remains of

human body.

Now, some Elvis experts are claiming it to be none other than the king himself.

Return to Grayson for one last time.

Is Elvis finally gone?

Well, you be the judge.

This one's called Some You Win, Some You Lose.

She was sitting by the band when I first saw her.

She had long tan legs and long black shiny hair.

Do you mind changing that back, please? I want to listen to that.

Sorry.

We don't listen to any of that garbage in this truck. Put it back. Let me

to something that I want to listen to for once.

Don't touch it. Don't touch it.

My truck.

My music. I want to listen to this. My music.

Leave it.

All the words my daddy once told to me.

Well, there's some you win, boys, and some you lose, and some that get rained

down. There's them that wait, and them that tease, and them who'd rather do

without.

A man never knows which way to go, or what a lady's all about.

There's some you win, boys, and some you lose, and some that get rained down.

Well,

we danced a while and I knew I was winning.

I could feel the fire burning hot inside.

Yeah, then the courage came so I took her hand and I asked her.

And in the morning I'd find her lying by my side.

Yeah, she smiled and blushed as if all was pleasing.

And I knew my design would soon be reality.

Yeah, but in a flash she turned her charm the other way.

And she said the same thing my daddy once told me.

Well, there's some of you win, boys, and some of you lose.

And some that get rained out.

There's them that waste and them that tease.

And them who'd rather do it.

Hey there, lonely lady, don't you be so blue.

I'm a rainbow maker, I'm here to rescue you.

Don't put on a smile, die of fall and tears, oh yeah.

Don't worry because the rainbow maker's here.

Yeah, I don't give a rat's ass what the mayor wants.

I'll tell him myself.

Yeah, you can... Yeah, hello?

Yeah, I'm just cleaning the office.

I'll be right there.