All language subtitles for Any.Number.Can.Win.1963.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX]

- Good morning, guys !
- Hey, Marcel !

Hello, Little Paul !

- So, are you going back to work ?
- What do you think ? I have to.

What about fishing ?
Did it yield a good catch ?

Don't ask me about fishing.
Not one bite: too much wind.

Of course ! The idiot went to Brittany.

I know all about Brittany:

one day it's the rain,
the next day the wind.

It depends of where you go.
We sent the kids to Br�ha

and they came back with a tan.

If you want sun, pal,
there's only the C�te d'Azur.

We understood as much
and went to La Garoupe this year.

La Garoupe is tops !
But we... we left on the 2nd.

Took our car, all the hardware in it,
and we hit the road. 3000 kilometres.

Saint Jean de Luz.
Nice, huh?

Six hundred campers.
Look.

All the commodities:
running water, restrooms.

These are the restrooms.
Like a hotel, I tell you.

After that we went to Biarritz
and then Bandol, Cassis.

Cassis... what a gem.
A real paradise!

We stayed there two days.
It was well worth it.

I covered a lot more ground that that,
and I did it by boat!

Where did you go by boat?

Greece.

Hey, guys, this man went to Greece.

- But you can afford it.
- You don't know what you're talking about.

The Greek islands, two weeks,
everything included!

Guess how much.

80,000 francs. You can pay
in twelve instalments, if you want.

Say what you will,

but when you stand in front of the
Parthenon and realize it's still standing,

you think that this was serious building.

Nowadays, when you knock on a door
of the seventh floor,

a bloke on the ground floor says "come in"

There's a new one.
Vacation now, pay later.

Around the world at a discount,
then come back and scrimp to get by.

You going on vacation
or did you go already?

I take off whenever I like.
I don't punch a time clock.

Of course, being a salesman
is not all a bed of roses...

but that's the good part:
being your own boss.

You don't answer to anyone.
Total freedom! See you, boys.

Freedom on 70,000 francs a month?

That's not for me.

They couldn't have
torn down my place.

Ginette would have written me.

That's great. To think I bought it
on account of all the trees and gardens.

They used to call it the Green Zone.

The Green Zone turned into New York.

ANY NUMBER CAN WIN

Theophile Gautier street, please.

- Where's that?
- Here, in Sarcelles.

- Theophile Gautier?
- Yes.

It doesn't exist.

Yes, it does. I live there.

Well, if you live there,
you should know where it is.

Right.

"Based On The Novel 'The Big Grab'
By John Trinian"

Excuse me, gentlemen.
Th�ophile Gautier Street, please.

- Well... formerly of that name.
- Formerly ? Do you know it ?

- No.
- Ask the directions service.

In the architects' office,
there, on the left.

- There are signposts everywhere.
- Thanks

- Is that you?
- It's me.

Don't pay attention to the mess.
I didn't expect you so soon.

It seemed like forever to me.

I'm sorry. I meant "so early. "

Freedom tolls at 7 a. m. in
all French prisons.

- You bought a TV?
- Yes.

Something to do after dinner.

What did you think?
I went out every night?

To the Mimi Pinson's, maybe?

Every time I thought
about cutting a rug...

I wondered if people still did that.

People will always dance.

It's the real hoofers
who've disappeared.

Anyway, have a seat.
You're not just visiting.

I just made some coffee.

It should still be hot.
You want some?

You bet I do.

Four sugars and a dash of milk.

That's the kind of thing
you think about in the joint.

A nice morning cup of coffee.

You become superficial.

Thanks.

Charles, are you angry with me?

About what?

You know what. Not going and visit you.

Well... I won't say I wasn't
a little sore about it at first

But then I told myself that
maybe you were right.

Because, to tell the truth, women
should never come to the visiting room

It makes you brood
and give you stupid ideas.

Bad thoughts,
as the chaplain used to say.

Oh, so you were seeing the dirty beast ?

Everybody has his
little purity crisis there.

Small time crooks and big guns alike
but the big guns first, of course.

- How is it ?
- Great !

- Tell me, Charles, I'd like to know.
- What ?

Weren't you afraid I might cheat on you
while you were in?

You know, I don't think
it even crossed my mind.

- Does that strike you as funny?
- I was thinking about before.

Oh, that.

I've often bugged you
with my fits of jealousy.

But, deep down,
I've always trusted you.

You begin to trust in people
when they become older.

Why? You look just the same
as the day I left. Well, almost.

Tell me, how did people around here
take it?

Better than I expected.

Some of them stopped greeting me
all of a sudden.

Some tried to get fresh with me

And then there were the others,
who just said you were unlucky.

Well, I'm gonna change...

and then you can throw these clothes away...
I'm sick of'em.

Don't worry. I know a retired guy
who's not superstitious.

Say ! What's in the garment bags ?

Two new suits.

You must have ordered them
before your accomplishments.

The tailor brought them on
the very next day.

Charles ! I forgot to tell you something.

I'm glad you're here.

Well, we both forgot something:
I forgot to kiss you.

Oh, dear, if you wish to have lunch,
I'd better go to the grocer's.

What would you fancy ?

A nice grilled andouillette.
And tonight, I'm buying you dinner.

You didn't like the food, sir ?

Yes I did but you may take it away.

- Would you like a few flamb� pancakes ?
- No, thanks. Give me the bill.

There's something wrong with you.
You barely touched your food.

It's not like you.

I don't know whether
it's my stomach or my head.

When you're there, you know, you have
your freedom banquet every night, up here.

So when you finally sit at the dinner table,
you already suffer a kind of indigestion.

How stupid can you be ?

If it were only that.
You and your contradictions.

You always took risks because
you hated lousy pay checks

and you just spent five years
making slippers for free.

You needed silk shirts
and hand-sewed shoes,

and you ended up wearing
hard linen and clogs.

You must admit it's rather funny.
Well, I mean, curious.

Unsettling would be a better word.

Say, I'd like a brandy.

"Fine Napol�on" ?
You can have one at home.

Don't tell me there's any left.

Nothing has changed since you left.

Not your wife, nor your armchair,
nor your "fine", nor your money.

Speaking of which, I'd like us to talk
about your money, if you don't mind.

Well, it's no more my money
than your money,

and it's probably mostly gone anyway.

No, it's not. You left me about ten million.

Take out seven hundred thousand
for your lawyer's fee,

your parcels and your money orders,
but the rest is still here.

What did you live on then ?

I worked before I met you.
I started again, that's all.

You can't forget hairdressing.

Fashions change,
but a perm is always a perm.

Also I didn't want the cops to wonder
what I lived on.

And I told myself that when you'd come back,
we might need the money.

For a good deal, you must pay cash.

What about going to bed now ?

I told them the house was mine.

You know how much they offered me
just to demolish it?

Take a guess.

Fifteen million francs.

Fifteen million! You believe it?

- With the nine million we have left...
- That makes twenty-four million.

- You know what I was thinking?
- No, but you're gonna tell me.

- The south.
- What south?

The coast, you know.

With 24 million,
you can buy a little place...

a hotel-and-restaurant kind of thing.

You know tourism now is really...

Yeah, you make enough dough
in three months...

to take the rest of the year off.

Don't believe it, Ginette.

You know how many suckers
lose their shirt in a business like that?

Don't you think it's at least worth
thinking about?

You're right.
We'll think about it.

I didn't hear you get up.

Can't you sleep?

It must have been the coffee.
I'm not used to it anymore.

- You mind if I stay?
- No. Why?

We could talk about
what I mentioned earlier...

about the business, you know?

Don't you think
that could be the answer?

Of course, you could also
find a job.

- What job?
- You could become a bartender again.

You always said you enjoyed that.

- When I was 19, I enjoyed everything.
- That's what I mean.

If you want to have some freedom,
it means starting a business.

So you call running a hotel
and restaurant freedom, huh?

Let me tell you something:
I didn't do five years in the pen...

to end up stealing the money of the
workers on holidays, a penny at a time.

While you're at it,
maybe I could do the cooking too.

Forced labour in a chef's hat.

You're exaggerating. In the south,
it would hardly be forced labour

I'd be working from 7 am to 12 pm.
It's not for me.

You didn't think you'd buy the Hilton
with that kind of money, did you?

- I hadn't looked at it like that.
- Listen carefully.

While you've been thinking
about your little business...

I've been planning the biggest job
of my career.

No one's ever dared to pull off
something like this.

Please, you can't start that again...

What I have in mind makes
your little diner look pathetic.

The future for me is on the coast...
in Canberra.

Lots of money and unknown to everybody !
Which means respectable.

Canberra? Where is that?

Australia.

That's far away.

Far away from what?

From people who don't even
say hello anymore?

From people who look at us
as if we were freaks?

No, believe me.
We'll arrive there as bourgeois !

And since bourgeois without dough
are not believable,

I need to pull a last caper.

The great caper.
The fabulous business.

I already heard that twice
since our wedding.

The first time, you came back
after three years.

The second time, I had to wait
five years to see you again.

So what ? Two unlucky capers
in a 30 year career.

And do you know why ?

The prosecutor made that
perfectly clear both times.

If you listen to those guys.

On the two times you're speaking of,
I was arrested by mistake.

My mistake, mind you:
I wanted to work alone.

Now I've learned my lesson:
I'll have a first class bloke with me.

It took me one whole year to prepare
everything to the last detail.

Believe me, this time, it can't fail.

Listen, Charles, I've endured
everything for 22 years.

- Everything because I was your wife.
- What do you mean, was ?

I mean I don't want to stop being your wife
in order to become your accomplice.

Oh, I won't pretend I'm naive.

Even when I was 18, I never mistook you
for a lieutenant in the Salvation Army.

You impressed me, that's all.

But high adventure requires
youth and health.

And I can't stand the running,

the interrogations and the sleepless
nights anymore.

Don't you think you're
old enough, at last ?

Old enough for what ?

To stop acting like a jerk!

You know that if you go back there,
it's might be forever...

and the thought of you spending
the rest of your life behind bars...

If you don't mind,
I'd rather change the subject.

Fine.

I don't know if this is changing
the subject...

but some guy named Mario
keeps calling for you.

Here's his address.

"The Bluebird Spa. "

What's this nonsense?

A steam bath, massage,
oxygen treatment and robe.

Thirty-four francs.

A massage for the gentleman.

Isn't Georgette available?

She'll be free when you're finished
in the steam room.

Take the gentlemen to number six,
and let Georgette know.

I'd like a double room,
violet salts and four towels.

That's two baths,
two salts and four towels.

Twelve francs. Thank you.

You'll have to wait
a few minutes today.

The double rooms
are really in demand.

That way.

Good day.

I have an appointment with Mario.

Down the stairs, on the left.

- Alfred!
- Yes?

Show the gentleman
to the apartment.

If you would follow me.

Come in.

Now, here's a real surprise.

You're finally back!

I wondered
if they would ever let you out.

- When did you get out?
- Yesterday.

How nice of you to come see me
so quickly.

How are you doing?
Looks like you even put on weight.

- It's the inactivity.
- I never touch 'em anymore.

That stuff's off limits for me.

Booze too.

- I've been reduced to this!
- What's wrong with you?

Everything.

High blood pressure, a million
screwed-up red blood cells...

and congested lungs
that do nothing but bother me.

You have some luck, huh?

It hit me the day after I got out.

You may not believe it,
but one day I couldn't even get up.

Do you know where they put
the stock of Bar�ge cloth ?

In the top drawer.

You don't know my friend Charles,
do you?

Now I do.

- She's a real charmer.
- Don't mind her.

I was lucky to find her
when I got out of the slammer.

She's the one who put my money
into this business.

Smart move.

Speaking of business,
let's get down to the matter at hand.

I was just going to bring it up.

You're gonna be surprised.

Take a look at this.

I found the only way in.

See how it comes down this way?

It stops right above the cage.

How did you get this ?

Don't worry: the guy who gave it to me
can't remember it.

He died in a stupid crash on
the Highway 7, on Easter day.

What are the two of you planning ?

Charles showed me the plans of the
new house he's just built, near Cannes.

We were talking real estate, maam.

Well, don�t. The professor was adamant:

Mario shouldn't talk anymore.
About nothing.

- Don't you ever slap her face ?
- She wouldn't appreciate.

With what you've shown me,
it looks like a sure thing.

- We only need to push a little.
- I think so.

But you're going to have
to do the pushing without me.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means I'm throwing in the towel.

Are you crazy? The dough's just
sitting there. We just have to grab it.

I know, I know.

But I can't afford to take another plunge.

The doc warned me: if I go back to
the slammer, It's a death sentence.

Even the president of the Republic
couldn't do anything for me.

Say, Charles: did you see the
cemeteries in Central prisons ?

The one in Poissy ? Or in Fontevrault ?

Lot's of people there. And it's no fun.

Maybe you should think about it too.

Alright, keep giving baths to people
if it pleases you. I'm going on with it.

Because it wouldn't be moral
to leave such a load lying around.

My legs just aren't up to it.

You just gotta excuse me.

If there was a screw-up,
I couldn't run 50 meters.

I'd be a real ball and chain.

But you can't do this job alone.

You're gonna need a partner.
Someone dependable.

I think I know
just the young man.

I hope he won't have croaked too
when I find him.

Francis!

Answer when I call you!

Answer what?

I don't like your bad habit of staying
in the dark, seeing nothing!

Why? Is there something to see?

You're right.
Let's show our guests around.

The neighbourhood certainly
rates three stars.

A breathtaking panorama.

- A magnificent view.
- Are you quite done?

Well, we're talking.
That's why you came, right?

That's your thing, talking.

Yesterday, it was smoking.
Interesting.

"Francis, you smoke too much.
Smoking causes cancer.

You'll end up
like your cousin Alphonse. "

Who was shot after the Liberation.

He still had lung cancer.

And you'll get it too.

You've always said
I'll die on the guillotine.

What'll it be?
Microbes or the axe?

That's enough, Francis!

I came to talk
about a serious matter.

- So ? What about your rent ?
- Hey, that's true.

- So where do we stand ?
- You're five months late.

Your father thinks its strange we're
still providing for you at 27 years old.

Don't you?

You're the wardens.
Just tell me what you want.

How would you like me to pay?
Monthly? Weekly?

Shall I pay in affection?

We'd like to see you get a job...

and live a normal life
for a young man your age.

As if you would know
what that would be, right?

I was just thinking about that
when you came in.

I've been offered a job
in a gas station.

The pump attendant is a pal.

- He's not the first.
- Could you just shut up?

Last time you spoke with an attendant,
you had a gun in your hand.

We can't forget about that.

Two years in the pen!
I'm caught up, aren't I?

Are you going to rub that in
the rest of my life?

It's called a "youthful mistake. "
So nobody won't mention it again!

You'll end up killing your father
and me... with grief!

At least they'll never find
the murder weapon!

- Say, are you angry with me ?
- If I had to stay angry with you...

But nonetheless, if you don't want to
be nice, you could at least lend a hand.

- I'm perfectly willing to.
- I was thinking about Louis.

He's been working 10 hours a day at the
shop for three months. And on Sundays too.

Your sister wants to go with him
to the show in the Mogador theatre.

Your father intends to buy seats for them.

They say it's swell.

Yes, but somebody has to baby-sit the kid.

Not late. Up to 1 or 1:30 am.
Could you do that ?

Say, Mom, could you lend me 5000 francs ?

Because if I meet my boss to be,
I'll have to buy a round of drinks.

It's customary, I tell you.

Here. 1000 francs. See that it's enough.

Say !
- What ?

For the babysitting, is it agreed ?

No. Tell my sister what when you can't
afford a maid, you don't have children.

Oh, so you're happy you conned me,
ain't you ? You're proud of yourself ?

So go and buy your records and your
filthy cigarettes ! Go ! Hurry !

Louis!

Aren't you ashamed,
pounding on that old car like that?

Don't even talk to me about it.
This thing lives here!

I dream about it at night...
I wake up screaming.

He crashes it on a regular basis
once a week.

I've repainted it every colour:
green, yellow, black, red.

And he always insist it's because
the other driver can't see him.

Things okay by you?

They would be, if your
mother-in-law didn't exist.

She's becoming unbearable.

Have you heard her latest idea?

I should take care of your kid
while you go to Mogador. Nice, huh?

Sounds good to me.

You'll have to wear
the uniform and everything.

A nanny is a nanny. It's enough
you're not even English.

Anyway, getting back to Mogador...

some people are
really wild about it.

Personally, I'm not crazy about it,
you know.

Rio, Rio, Rio

City of dreams

As far as seeing the sights, I'm more
inclined to the nude revues myself:

the Follies, you know?
I like the visual.

What I'm saying is that
if you can't watch the kid...

it's not going to break my heart.

I'm glad to hear that.

There's something else
I would be glad of.

Could you lend me five bills?

Four?

Two, and not one more.

You wouldn't believe
what a run of bad luck I've been having.

Taxes, licenses, permits...

not to mention family allowances...

and three clients who took off
on vacation before paying the bill.

Don't worry.
I plan to pay it all back soon.

I intend to look for a job.

To look for one,
or to find one?

I'm not joking. Seriously.

Mind you, it's not a bad idea...

and I don't mean to discourage you...

but work is best begun
when you're young.

If you start as a kid, it's like
being born with an illness:

You don't know the difference.

Look, it's good you're going to try.

After all, you gotta try everything
once.

And if it's bad for my health,
I can always quit!

- How you doing?
- How are you, Francis?

- Hello, Francis.
- Hello.

- You want a drink?
- No, thank you.

Give me a pack of Gitanes filters

Francis, some guy called for you
a couple of times.

A guy named Charles.

He should be calling back.
Are you here or not?

You bet I'm here!

I knew you'd put that one on.

I thought about it
right when you did.

Don't you think
that means something?

Having the same thought
at the same time?

I like you, Marcelle, but what can you
know about such things?

Just drop it.

Why do you treat me like this ?

Nobody ever did. Don't you like me ?

Did you think about what I told you ?

We wouldn't be miserable, you know.

And if you don't trust me, ask around.
I'm not just anybody.

I fed a man for five years.

Hello ? Yeah.
Francis !

In the booth.

- What a pleasure!
- We'll exchange pleasantries later.

Are you free?

Meet me at the Olympic Billiard Club.
You know the place?

Good. You got any photo IDs?

Bring five or six of'em.

Yeah, I'll explain it all later.
Just hurry up.

I'd rather have you wearing a tie,
but this will have to do.

Speaking of clothes,
you're gonna have to dress up.

I don't mind. I know a very
good Hungarian tailor.

If it's all the same to you,
we'll use my artist instead of yours.

All right.

You know, you're dressed up
like a banker.

The way I picture them, anyway.

Maybe, but we're going to dress you
in the "upper class heir" look.

I'll get you papers for your
new pedigree.

Look, Charles...

you're putting me on a job, right?

You got any objections?

You're not afraid you might be
travelling a little light?

We were cell mates for a year,
but you're still taking a risk.

You could be making
a mistake with me.

I'm not even sure
I can pull my weight.

I'm sure. A bum would have said
yes right away.

A bum always says yes
to anyone at any price.

Listen, is your sister's husband
always working at the garage?

Yeah. Why?

I'll need a driver
for exactly two weeks...

and I don't want
some gung ho oddball.

I need a good, honest driver.

Louis is so straight it's not funny.
He's almost abnormal.

I mean, he's never even gotten
a parking ticket.

You want me to run it by him?

Okay. Get in touch with him
right away.

Tell him we're talking
about a two-week deal.

If he's interested, I'll go see him,
but then and only then.

Above all, don't use any last names.
Just give him my first.

Here's to our success.

Where's this job of yours
supposed to take place?

On the coast.

How big's the take?

A lot of dough.
About a billion francs.

Hi, Francis.

Yeah, I'm alone. Yvette's at the show,
and the kid's asleep upstairs.

Twenty minutes? Sure, come on over
whenever. I'll be here.

Does he know where the place is?
Okay. See you soon.

What do you want?

- Can I help you?
- Louis Naudin?

Yes.

Detective division.

Go on and close up.
What I have to say to you is private.

Are you alone?

What is it to you ?
Are you looking for a job?

Would you prefer we have our little talk
down at the station?

A little talk about what?

Your family.

- You're married, you have one kid.
- Yeah.

Your wife has a brother.

Francis Verlot. Two years in prison,
just got out three months ago. Right?

Right. So what?

That depends
on what you say next.

What is the family hero
up to now?

I think he's looking for a job.

Perhaps you'd do better
asking him yourself.

The sign outside says "mechanic"...

not "information bureau. "

Well, it doesn't say
"closed for arrest" either...

but you never know.

Aiding and abetting a criminal...
it's against the law, you know.

Aiding and abetting how?

How? Listen very carefully.

First, your brother-in-law is going back
to his old ways, and you know it.

Second, there's a rumour
you're gonna be in on the job too.

Third, an old friend of ours is involved,
a certain Charles...

whose rap sheet makes your brother in law's
look like a "good citizenship" award.

I'm too much of a family man to ask you
to squeal on your sister's husband.

Just tell me about this Charles,
and I'll forget about the rest.

What do you say?

The law wouldn't look kindly
on what I have to say to you.

You're a family man?
I'm a man of the law.

To each his own.

But no one's ever gone to prison
for giving a recipe to a friend.

So I can give you a good one.

How to go fly a kite, right?

That's right.

All right, listen.
This Charles guy is me.

I wanted to find out
what you were made of.

You starting that again? I don't know
any Charles or Pierre or Paul.

The only Charles I know of
rules the country...

and he asks the questions,
he doesn't answer them.

- Can't you see it's closed?
- It's me. Don't be an ass.

Open up.

You're here already?
I thought I was early.

- Did you make a new friend?
- You bet.

We even exchanged a few recipes.

All right. Your new name
is Francis Grandchamp.

A good, solid French name.
Here are your papers.

Your ID, your driver's license...

Your racing club card
and your passport.

I kept your first name
so you wouldn't get too screwed up.

I'd have preferred
Hubert or Gontrand.

Now you just have to learn
your ancestors' name.

Fine old family from Poitiers.

- I'd have preferred La Touraine.
- Cut the jokes.

And take off the cheap jewellery.
It looks bad.

And as for you, here's the story.

You give us two weeks,
we give you a million francs.

Is that all right?

- How much?
- A million.

- And who do I have to kill?
- Nobody.

First, you find Francis
a nice flashy car.

And you get me a respectable,
traditional car... something English.

- Will a Rolls do?
- Perfect.

All right. Whose name do I use
to rent it?

Yours. I'm just the sucker
you're driving around on vacation.

Now let's you and I talk.

May I?

- You know the coast?
- I know Toulon.

This has nothing to do with Toulon.

Here's the place our little job
involves.

Here's the ocean...

and the beach runs all along here.

The Majestic Hotel is at one end.

That's where I'll be staying.

At the other end
is the Marly Hotel.

Across the boulevard is
the "Palm Beach," the casino.

- Do you follow me?
- Yeah.

You'll arrive a week before me.

You'll need that time
to take care of things.

I was hoping you'd get around
to my part.

I'm getting to it.

Perhaps you've heard
of the casino at Cannes.

There's a theatre in the casino.

The first week, your only job...

is to get a permanent
backstage pass.

- Any ideas on just how to do that?
- No. That's your job.

Make friends with the electrician,
shack up with the lead dancer...

I don't care. What's absolutely
crucial...

is that you have access to the catwalk
when the moment arrives.

The whole thing hinges on that.

I'll have a room reserved
in your name at the Marly Hotel.

Michelin rates it first-class.

three little towers, one couloured,
bird, five forks.

What Michelin doesn't point out is...

it's right across
from the Palm Beach.

When you get to the hotel,
don't carry your bags.

That's the bellhop's job.
Give him a tip.

You don't tip the guy
who shows you your room.

Instead, say the bathroom smells bad,
the room's too small...

you don't like this or that colour.

The important thing is to fuss.
It's called "having class. "

Your room looks out over the casino,
as you requested.

The bathroom is this way.

It's a little stuffy, don't you think?

All our bathrooms
are identical to this one...

and, I assure you,
we've never had a complaint,

It'll do.

Remember. Don't act impressed
with anything.

Don't get all excited about the ocean.
It's nothing new.

Same with the pool.
Don't get excited.

You've been swimming there
since you were two years old.

Buy a beach pass, and rent
a changing room for the entire season.

Throw some big tips around.

I need you to be on good terms
with the staff.

Thank you very much.

Here is your key...

and your card

Make yourself at home.

The window looks out
right on the pool.

That will be
our emergency entrance.

But what's most important
is the plumbing inspection trap.

Make sure it's not locked.
If it is, open it.

It's going to be our safe.

What would the gentleman like?

- What would you like, sir?
- A whiskey, to start with.

Then I want to know who's who.
I don't want to commit a faux pas.

Don't you think it's a good idea
to learn the lay of the land?

We've got a lot of land here, sir.
That could take quite a while.

I'm in no hurry.

Maybe we should start
with the ladies.

I have no objections.

If it's an emergency,
the one in the checked swimsuit.

A Polish countess.

Emil, please bring me an orange juice
by the pool.

Very well, Countess.

All fake.

30,000... but it's negotiable.

With or without dinner, as you wish.

I've heard great things about her
from rather difficult customers.

Okay. Next?

- On your right. The blonde...
- Not interested.

A little to the left.
The one in the middle.

Georgina. A former Miss...
I can't remember what.

The word is she's either
very enchanting... or really nasty.

All depends
on what you're looking for.

What about the tall blonde
coming our way?

Divorced three years ago.
The family was in rubber in Cameroon.

She's very, very, very nice.

Unfortunately, she's a competitor.

Those are our young ballerinas.

The "Palm Beach Ballet. "

The "Ten Beauties Beach. "

A very good troupe.

But for what monsieur
is interested in...

I don't think he'll have much luck.

The short one on the left
is on the job.

Works at Pirman Laboratories.
Specializes in pharmaceuticals.

Very, very serious.

The blonde on the right... maybe.

But you may not get anywhere
for a long time.

She has already turned down
a Texas oilman...

and Arnold, the polo player,
who locals say is irresistible.

Really took it badly.
Him, I mean.

That doesn't matter.
Bring four scotches over there.

At monsieur's age,
you can get away with anything.

Put it on my tab:
Francis Grandchamp.

Do you speak French?

No? This isn't gonna be easy.

Asshole.

"Put it on my tab:
Francis Grandchamp. "

Did you hear that?
I've never seen worse manners.

No, but I've seen
worse-looking guys.

Let's take it from the bridge
before Brigitte's entrance.

Thank you, ladies.
Rehearsal tomorrow at 2:30.

How does it look now?

You've rehearsed for eight days,
but I don't see much change.

You're not very encouraging. Wait here.
I'll be out in five minutes.

Of course I'll wait.

- Hello, Mr. Grandchamp.
- Hello.

- I reserved a suite.
- What's the name, please?

Philippe Donadieu.

Indeed.
Rooms 147, 148 and 149.

A large bedroom, a sitting room,
and an adjoining room for your valet.

- Thank you.
- Show the gentleman to 147.

Call the Marly Hotel for me.
I'll take it in my room.

Oh, no, Mr. Grandchamp,
not every night.

Buy yourself some chocolates.
It's my pleasure.

The Swedish girl's boyfriend.
For a young man, he's got class.

That's rare these days.

Couldn't we eat somewhere besides
a resto tonight?

- Can't you say "restaurant"?
- Fine. Restaurant.

Aren't you tired of restaurants?

As long as I'm with you,
anywhere's fine.

Same for me, of course.

But it might be nice to be alone...
just the two of us.

I wanted to surprise you somewhat.

I don't know whether you'll like
it, mind you.

I had them prepare dinner for us.

- At your hotel?
- Of course.

In your room?

- What are you laughing about?
- You said you had a surprise.

And that's not a surprise?

What surprises me is that you didn't
suggest it earlier in the week.

It must be because I love you.

So tonight you don't love me
anymore?

Of course I do.
How stupid can you be?

Listen, sweetheart.
Let's have a serious talk.

For almost a week now, I've had dinner
with you and breakfast by myself.

The nights are long for me,
that's all.

Kiss me.

Are you ever nice, sir?

Francis, you're not going to sulk
all night, are you?

Come on. I have to be back by 1:00 a. m.
I'm expecting a call from Geneva.

- Mr. Nilsson again?
- Yes.

He called yesterday too. Does the idiot
spend every night on the phone?

So you had a roll in the hay
with the joker...

You know I hate it
when you talk like that.

First, we didn't "roll in the hay. "
Second, Olaf is not a "joker. "

Maybe he's not a joker.
But I'm not a gigolo either.

Shut up !

I'm sick and tired of running
Miss Priss all around...

buying her grilled lobster and
dropping her off at midnight sharp.

- Take me home right now!
- I'm not your chauffeur!

Take me home. I don't want
to hear another word.

Well, get your ass in gear. No one's
stopping you from hoofing it.

Please convey my respects to Mr. Nilsson
when you have him on the line.

I certainly will.

Thanks to you both, I know the difference
between a gentleman and a punk.

Good! That way you'll know
who you're going out with.

And don't bother hitchhiking.
Only the punks stop.

I'd have to be completely out of luck
to run across another punk like you.

Since we're exchanging intimacies here,

I'd just have to kick a street light
for 50 sluts like you to fall down.

Would you call me a taxi, please?

Certainly, madam. Thanks.

It will be a ten minutes wait,
if madam would care to go in.

No, thank you.

What do you want now?
Haven't you said enough?

Go away.

I said go away.
You have nothing more to say to me.

Yes, I have to tell you...

I gave a street lamp a shake,
and no one fell down.

Would you like to have dinner?

Service is very quick here.
You could be home by 1:00.

You see, deep down
I'm really an idiot.

I go out with a girl, hoping
it'll turn into something serious.

I get ideas.

I'm probably just an amusing interlude
for you.

Anyway, maybe it's better
that way.

All right. Let's go find
somewhere to have some fun.

- As you wish, darling.
- I'll drive.

No, that's the windshield wiper.

The key on the left.
Turn it to the right.

There you go.

- Where are you taking me?
- It's a surprise.

Close your eyes, and don't open them
until I tell you to.

Hey, no ! You're cheating!

Close your eyes.

Now, turn your head to the right.

Open your eyes.

If the gentleman would kindly
step out of the car.

- You'll bring up a bottle of champagne.
- Of course, Miss.

Forty-seven.

You have messages, sir.

"Charles called. "

"Urgent... call Charles
at Majestic Hotel. "

"Call Charles... urgent. "

- Bad news?
- No.

Were you so certain
I would come?

No, I'd rather let it go to waste
than to be caught short.

Charming.

- I hope there's no grilled lobster.
- Let's not talk about that, okay?

Darling, I better let the hotel know,
in case I get the call from Geneva.

The hell with them.

- Aren't you going to answer?
- I told you, the hell with them.

It works both ways.

Did your girlfriend let you leave
or did she write you a note?

What's wrong?
Aren't things going okay?

It's going just fine.

Aren't you going to unpack
your bag?

Bags are to unpack
and pack again.

Speaking of which, go pack yours.
We're going home. I'm taking off.

I don't like phantom partners.

- Why "phantom"? I'm here, aren't I?
- What time is it?

Didn't I say not to leave the hotel
and to expect my call after 11:00?

But I didn't get your message
until 4:00!

That's because you got in at 4:00!

That's what I didn't count on!

When you said you might be a loser,
I didn't believe you...

but now I see you were right.

I shouldn't have asked you
to go against your true calling:

swiping bicycles
and stealing from maids' rooms.

If you're done talking crap now,
may I say a word?

- It won't do any good.
- I'll say it anyway.

First off, if you didn't have
the reputation that you do...

you wouldn't have gotten to say half
of that... I'd have laid into you first!

- You don't say.
- I do say.

Second: You gave me a week
to gain access to backstage.

Well, I got it.

I come and go in the theatre
as I please.

I've hit on one of
the dancer chicks... a Swede.

You can't go to bed at 8:00 when
you're going out with one of those birds.

But now that you're here,
you can take the young lady out.

You can play the gentleman,
and I'll wait here by the phone.

And you'll hear from me
if you don't call! How's that?

Cut the speech.
You've got access backstage?

Like I was one of the dancers.

Good. Listen carefully now.
From now on, we keep on schedule.

One minute off may not just mean
60 seconds.

It could mean years in the slammer.
Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

What are you doing?

I'm straightening up the bed.

Why don't you vacuum
while you're at it?

You think I pay 20000 francs a day
so you have to clean around?

I had some time on my hands.

I'll decide how to use your time.
We were just talking about that.

Now, as far as carrying out our plans,
I'm warning you...

don't take it on yourselves
to make changes.

That always leads to trouble.
I think you'll agree.

- Agreed.
- Good.

Now, listen carefully.
Every step is important.

Meeting tonight at the Palm Beach.

We'll check out the grounds.
That's all.

10,000, black.

While we're breaking in the tables...

you'll park the Rolls,
facing the building, Louis.

Around 1.00, the proprietor,
Mr. Grimp, will pull up...

with his two accountants,
as he does every Friday.

Louis will flash his lights three times
to let us know they've arrived.

At that point, I leave the tables
and head for the lounge.

You take off, too,
but you head for the bar.

Of course,
we don't know each other.

Good evening, Mr. Grimp.

- How is the bank?
- The bank's in good shape.

But the action at the tables
is a little weak.

And, now, pay close attention.

Everything will take place exactly
the same way one week from now.

But on that day, we'll join in.

Casino security? This is Camille.
Tell me...

Yes, it's very hot, isn't it?

Listen, turn off the alarm
to the elevator and the blockhouse.

Thirty minutes,
except further notice.

And so the elevator reaches
its destination.

At that point,
Mr. Grimp and his entourage...

exit the car and head to the safe.

Because the combination
is twelve figures...

it will take them two or three minutes
to open it and get the dough out.

Believe me, there will be
a lot of dough in there.

What all the suckers have lost so far
this season... a nice bundle.

But here's the catch.

The door is armoured...

and opens only from the inside.

Bodyguards watch
the elevator upstairs.

Should it be left unguarded,
an alarm goes off...

that brings all the cops running
for miles around.

Moral of the story: You can't
get down into the blockhouse.

- So you're saying it can't be done.
- If it couldn't, we wouldn't be here.

There's only one way
to get down there:

to go in with them.

You think they'll make room for us?

You won't be inside.

You'll be on top.

I see you've saved the best part
for me.

When I was young enough to play
that part, I worked alone...

and I didn't leave 300 million
to suckers.

And just how do I get
on top of the elevator?

Here you go, straight from the builder
to the customer.

These were all swiped for us
by a guy named Mario.

He was really something
in his prime, by the way.

Next Friday is the last gala.

The show ends at 11:30 pm...

and by midnight nobody's left
on the stage or backstage... except you.

You climb up on the catwalk.

At the very top there's a trapdoor.

You open it
and climb out onto the roof.

I hope you're not afraid of heights...

'cause one false step
and you'll fall 60 feet.

So be careful...
you can't afford to fall.

When you get to the last crenel,
shine your flashlight three times.

That's the sign you're ready.

When we're ready, Louis will flash
his lights three times.

From there you hightail it
over to the ventilation duct...

slip inside, and follow it along.

It'll lead you right to the top
of the elevator shaft.

- All right. Are you on the elevator?
- Yeah, I'm there.

Good. You've made it.

You find them
counting the money.

You point a gun at them and
line them up facing the wall.

You choose one of them
to open the armoured door...

the one that opens
only from the inside.

I'll be behind it.

I point a gun at them, fine.
Which gun?

This gun.

But be careful...
don't get too eager.

It's just to scare them.

Not everyone is scared...

even by one of these.

What if the bodyguard
kicks up a ruckus?

In a tense situation, if you speak
firmly with a gun in your fist...

nobody will answer back.

- Statistics bear me out.
- Do they ?

Princess Nadine.
Isidore Gonzalez Palpa.

Marquess Oscar de Villedieux.
L�vy Porcel.

Commodore Darryl Sinclair.
Madam Judith Ferville-Ossan

Maharane of Taratuga
Mister Irsopoulos

Mister Terturos.

What is it?

- Your suit, sir.
- Put it on the bed.

Listen, doll, there's three handkerchiefs
and a blue shimmy on the stool.

I want them cleaned up
spick-and-span for tomorrow night.

While you're at it, help yourself
to the 1,000 francs...

next to the picture of my fianc�e.

"Doll" must mean chambermaid...

but what does "shimmy" mean?

It's part of my wardrobe,
and one of those words you hate.

So the big day has arrived.
The climax!

- What's wrong? Stage fright?
- You could say that.

Don't get worked up.
A gala is like any other day.

I'm sure you'll be fantastic.

I'm never fantastic.

I just hope I'm not too terrible.

- Listen, Francis...
- No!

You listen to me.

I have some news... serious news.

Normally, things would go
something like this:

final performance, farewell dinner,
the last roll in the hay...

and tomorrow you're on a plane
to Stockholm.

Well, forget about that.

You stay here a day or two
to rest up...

then we return to Paris together.

- That's the "Francis Plan. "
- Would you listen for a second?

I said no.

I've never told you,
but I really like you, you know?

- How about me?
- Of course. If not, I wouldn't be here.

So we finish up and take off.

Yes, we take off... but not together.

You should have told me earlier
what you just told me.

Look at me.

That other sucker called you again,
is that it?

I'm talking to you. Answer me!

He didn't have to call.
He's here.

Great. I'll find him and tell him...

No. Whatever you could tell him
wouldn't change a thing.

I wish I could have found
some other way to tell you this.

- I wish you could understand.
- Don't waste your breath. I'm not stupid.

It's all clear now. Your sucker's back.
Winter's approaching.

There's the smell of mink and otter
in the air.

Whores have always adored animals.

It's not hard to figure out.

They love memories too.

- You just ruined the only one I had left!
- The only one?

That proves you can be a virgin
in everything.

I wondered what part of you hadn't
been used yet... it's your memory.

If I had broken up with him,
would you really have wanted me?

You should have done it...
then you'd see.

Now beat it. Clear out!

I'm sick of you. Take this...
maybe you can use it again!

What's up? Did I wake you?

No, I was in the bathroom.

Take a shower instead of a bath.

I just took a great cold one.

Good. My advice now is
to hit the sack until midnight.

Alone.

Keep your nerves under control.
You'll need them soon enough.

I hope so.

That's it.
It just has to be delivered.

Everything okay?

I'm fine, but your brother-in-law
seems a little nervous.

- He's not the only one.
- Is there someone else too?

Precisely. I've got something
to tell you.

I'm listening.

It's about our job tonight. I've been
thinking about it since we arrived.

And what do you think?

I don't agree with it anymore.

It's a little late now
to chicken out.

You're going,
even if I have to kick your ass,

You're wrong, Mr. Charles.
I'm not chickening out.

It must be what you call scruples.

Say that again.

I'll carry out what we agreed to...

but I don't want a cent.

We're all a little nervous.
If you don't feel well, go lie down.

I feel just fine.

The catch is that
if you have money, you spend it.

That's what it's for.

And when I've spent it, I'll want
to make another bundle that easily.

Francis will suggest another job,
and a third...

and one day I'll end up in prison,
just like him.

That's why I prefer
not to touch your money.

So I won't develop a taste for it.

Shoes polished and delivered
to your door, neatly made beds...

I never had any of that before
and I did just fine.

Now it will seem odd to me
when my wife...

serves the whole meal on one plate.

I won't understand why my kids
don't attend a superior college.

Even my little run-about car
will seem strange.

I've gotten used to the Rolls.

Whether you take the money or not
is up to you.

Just one thing interests me:
our agreement.

In two hours, I want to see you
in the ring.

Put it on my tab, Lucien.

Give me a whiskey... a double.

Pardon me, but I've misplaced
my lighter.

Misplaced or lost...
I'm not sure which.

I've lost four of them
since the season started.

I'm terribly confused. I lose everything,
or misplace it, or forget it.

- That one's very nice. What is it?
- A Dunhill.

Very nice brand.

They make one in solid gold.
Would it be that one?

Here I am talking to you
a mile a minute like a mad woman...

and we haven't even been
introduced.

Countess Doublianoff.

Charmed.

The gala's about to begin.
You must have a table.

Bartender, a whisky for madam.

- How much do I owe you?
- Thirty francs, sir.

We hardly know each other.
I don't know if I should accept it.

Don't waste your breath, sweetheart.
We're in the same line of work.

Lucien. I must be getting old.

I can no longer tell
a gentleman from a pimp.

Give me a glass of champagne.

- Good evening, Mr. Grandchamp.
- Good evening, Mrs. Deruel.

Ladies, you just performed
for the last time...

the ballet I had
the great pleasure of directing.

I'd like to congratulate you...

and express my gratitude
for the way in which...

you interpreted my choreography.

Now you'll all be leaving
for places all over the world.

So let me say once more...

Thank you and good luck

What's he up to, for God's sake?

Flash them again.

I want to thank you too, gentlemen.

- At your service.
- Anytime, sir.

Oh, I was about to forget. My scenery:

Be nice and don't leave them
overlapping like that.

OK, sir.

We'll correct it as soon as
our glasses are empty.

Thanks.

Your happiness, darling.

How about that ?
You're going to be Mrs. Nilsson.

Yes, I am.

Between you and me, your Francis was
a nice chap, but bed stories don't go far.

The problem is other stories go nowhere.

Olaf calls this "to regularize", by the way.

Don't tell me you regret Francis'
vocabulary.

No. Not Francis� vocabulary
nor Francis' manners.

But maybe Francis, just a little ?

There he is.
Answer him.

- Good evening, Mr. Grimp.
- Good evening, madam.

- It's so hot tonight.
- Yes, an unusual end to the season.

Turn off the alarm
to the elevator and blockhouse.

Thirty minutes, except for further notice.
Thank you.

Mr. Grimp. If you please.

No, that can wait.

Nobody move.

Hands behind your head.

Everyone face the wall. Move!

You try to ring for the maid, pal,
and the party's over.

Don't do anything foolish, please.

Don't give this gentleman reason
to commit further stupidities.

You.

Open the door.

All right.

I'll count.

On three I'll kill one of you
at random.

Leon, do as he tells you.

The key.

Come on!

I'm not going to say everything twice.

Push the door closed.

Hello? Casino security?

Hello. Police?

Gentlemen, be quiet.
Close the doors.

Hello ? Police station ?

Hey, you... get up, quick.

What's going on?

Pack your bags and get a move on
to the train station.

Room 47 at the Marly Hotel.

Don't you trust me anymore?
Was it what I said yesterday?

Things are heating up.
It'll be hard for you to keep up.

There's sure to be a morning train.
Buy a second-class ticket.

It'll attract less attention,
and it's in keeping with your tastes.

Hello ? What's wrong?

Meet me in the Palm Beach port
in 15 minutes..

What am I supposed to do there
at this hour? I can't go swimming.

We're in it up to our necks.
Don't argue. Hurry up.

- What's going on?
- Did the gala go well?

- Did you put on a real show?
- Have you gone crazy?

You call this going crazy?

"Unprecedented Hold-Up
At Palm Beach.

Daring Criminals Nab Billion Francs
During Closing Gala"

Shit!

- That's really bad luck!
- Bad luck is working with a guy like you.

Everything was going great.

While the cops staked out
the train stations and airports...

we could have hung out here for a week
until it all blew over.

But you had to screw
the whole thing up!

This photo's no big thing.

Life at hard labour
is no big thing either.

In life there are no big things...
just fatalities.

There's a 50 percent chance the cops
nab you. I'm not taking that risk.

So what's the plan?

The plan is we get the money out
and take off.

I've got a hideout waiting,
but the trick is for me to get there.

- What about me? What do I do?
- Improvise. You're an expert.

I'll set your part aside.

You'll have it in a week if things go well,
twenty years if they don't.

Now, listen carefully.
I'm going to the poolside bar.

You go in, get the bags,
and bring them to my table.

And you do nothing else.
Understood?

Have you found anything,
gentlemen?

Nothing much.
This woman just began her shift.

She was in bed
at 2:00 in the morning.

What time do you lock
the dressing room doors at night?

- At seven.
- What time do they open in the morning?

At six.

Waiter.

- Coffee. White.
- Right away, sir.

Gentlemen, please.

How is it going up there?

They came this way for sure.

Look, they unscrewed the grill
on the ventilation shaft.

Good. Bring all that down here.

One was more heavyset than the other,
and older too, no doubt.

- He's the one we hardly saw.
- And the other one?

The younger-looking one...
what can I tell you?... a tuxedo, a hood.

From his silhouette
he appeared younger...

Is this yours, sir?

It's not much to go on, of course.

Have you ever been up against a wall
with a submachine gun in your back?

That's not my role, Mr. Grimp.

The only real clue we have
from your statement...

are the bags.

I think I can be a little more exact
in that regard.

Actually, the bags were the only things
I could really make out.

And notice that I said "make out. "

You mentioned a pigskin bag.
Those are very common these days.

It was quite an elegant style.
Quite fancy.

- It had a kind of folded-down flap.
- Is that all?

Forgive me for pestering you
with these details...

but since they're
the only real evidence we have...

it's all I have to hang on to.

So, an elegant pigskin bag
with a folded-down flap.

There's one other small detail...

but I can't be as sure about it.

It seems to me there were gussets
on the side seams.

- What about the other bag?
- I'm not as certain about that one.

It seems to me it was
a plain cloth with leather accents.

I see. Would you be able
to recognize the bags?

I have no doubt of that.

I'm sure we'll find them...
but quite possibly empty.

If you're going to find anything,
I prefer you find the money.

The bags aren't mine.

- How much are you insured for?
- Approximately twice the amount.

But we had a very light season.

Hey, guys! Take a look at this!
The action's over here.

- What's going on?
- Come take a look, I tell you!