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Dinner's ready, Joshy.

Be right there.

Here, baby.

Thanks, Mom.

Did you see a new family moved in next door?

Oh, yeah.

The mom's very elegant.

They must be European.

Mm -hmm.

Ew. Joshy, I don't know why you like these horror movies. It's gross.

What? They're cool.

What the fuck?

Joshy, baby, what's wrong?

The neighbors. The neighbor, he was dragging a body across the yard.

Sweetie, you've got to stop with the horror movies.

Mom, I swear, he was dragging a body across the yard.

Josh. What if they're serial killers? Or vampires?

Sweetie, you're being ridiculous.

No, no. You know what we should do? We should go next door and introduce

ourselves and welcome them to the neighborhood.

No, no, no. We can't do that.

What if they eat us?

No, we're doing it right now. Come on.

Mom, mom, they're crazy.

My stepmom was right. I do watch a lot of horror movies.

But I know what I saw.

That kid was dragging a body across the yard.

What else could it have been?

They're so weird and crazy.

Sweetie, it's not a big deal. Let's just go over there and say hi. There's

something up with them.

That's so weird. We were just coming to introduce ourselves to you.

Mom, I told you, don't let them in. They're vampires.

Joshie, don't be rude. I'm sorry. This is my stepson, Josh. He's so rude.

Why don't you guys come in?

Lucky, my stepson and I just needed a break from our ancestral home in

Transylvania. You know, those old homes can get quite drafty.

So I decided on California.

Yes, the California sun is not the best.

But the desert nights, they're glorious.

And the Californians, they're not as fake as you would think.

Thank you.

Stupid. Please, honey, don't be rude.

We were just coming to introduce ourselves. Welcome to the neighborhood.

Mom, I know what I saw.

Honey, please.

It's so funny. My son thinks he saw your son.

I know what I saw, Mom.

And what was that, dear?

He was dragging a body across the yard.

He wasn't wrong.

Clean up the bitch when your stepmom's a vampire.

Especially one as old and powerful as she is.

You really have to stop at the horror movies, baby.

So silly.

Boys, might you give Katie and I a moment alone together?

Oh, yeah.

Well, Joshy, why don't you go show him your bedroom?

Fine, whatever.

Come on. Have fun, boys.

Corpses?

Vampires? In California?

I mean, I just thought Joshy was all hyped up on his horror movies.

How was I supposed to know he was right?

I just thought they were European.

Well,

it's so nice to meet you. It's amazing how... Someone so classy in the

neighborhood. Come on.

Her and her son smelled delicious.

Self -control?

It's not my strongest attribute.

Okay, look, dude. Just admit it. You guys are vampires, aren't you?

Yeah. What?

Come in, come in, sit down.

I didn't actually get your name.

Oh, my name is Reagan.

Reagan. Oh, what a beautiful name. It's so nice to meet you. You're going to

love the neighborhood.

Oh, yes. Do you play bridge?

Mahjong?

Oh. Well, we have a lot of game nights because, you know, the suburbs.

What are you guys doing here?

Does it matter?

Oh, yeah. Oh, my.

Wow, you're so glamorous. This is, like, beautiful.

Oh. You're so pretty.

Well, thank you.

Wow, you're very friendly.

Oh, dear. It's old world custom.

Old world custom?

Mm -hmm.

It's how we greet our new neighbors.

Yes. It's European.

Oh.

Well, Reagan was friendly.

Maybe too friendly.

But she just seemed so cool, so I just went with it.

Oh. Wow.

It feels European.

How does that feel?

No. Your mom's a vampire!

Yeah.

What'd you do to my mom?

Now, Joshua, I'm sure that my stepson told you

who I am.

Yeah? You're a vampire.

Lucky, you're a bad boy.

Might have to punish you later.

Yes, ma 'am.

The fuck?

Now, Joshua,

Now that you see that your mother's this way, the responsibility's up to you.

You're going to have to take care of her.

Take care of her?

What do you mean, take care of her?

Lucky, why don't you show him?

Look at him. Look how good he's taking care of her.

I don't think I want to look at my mom.

No, I want you to.

It's okay, Joshie.

Just go with it.

That's a little weird.

Look how much you like it.

Give me a favor.

Just send you this right here.

I don't think I want to watch my mom make out with somebody.

a good boy, Josh. You need to listen to her.

This one's a good one, Mommy.

I don't think I should watch my mom do

that.

You better listen baby.

Be a good boy.

oh good boy joshy

Just like that.

I was just getting into it, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, just like that.

Oh,

yeah, get it, get it, get it.

Oh,

right there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, yeah.

Right there. Right there. Oh, it's good right there. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Show him how to do it.

Oh, shit.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck me like that.

Watch me get fucked, Joshy.

You know, I think maybe we should let Miss Katie try

her son's cock.

What?

I think you've seen enough, Joshua.

And now I think you can try it on your mom.

Do you know what to do, baby?

On my mom?

Yes. Uh -huh.

Oh, yes, baby. Give it to me.

Oh, give it to me. Oh, mommy needs it so bad.

Yes. Please.

Oh, yes.

Right there.

Right there.

Oh, yes, baby.

I'll give it to you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Good job, baby.

You're doing it right.

Look at you. Oh, good boy.

Give it to mommy like that.

Yes.

Oh, right there, baby. Just like that. Just

like that.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

You're so hot.

Good boy.

Good job.

Good job, baby.

Just like that. Like that?

Give it to mommy like that.

Good boy.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck me, baby. Fuck me.

Does that feel good, mom? It feels so good, Joshy.

Give it to me.

Yes, baby.

Yes, like that.

Okay, look at me.

Good boy.

Oh, you're doing so good. Oh,

yes, baby, yes.

I just want to make you proud. Oh, yes, baby.

You're doing so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

You like that, Mom?

Get it, Josh. Get it.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

it's so good.

Yes, baby.

Yes, baby. Give it to me.

Good boy.

Fuck, Mommy. Oh, my God.

Just like that. Oh,

yes, baby.

Yes. Get it.

Oh, right there.

Right there.

Just like that.

Give it to me.

Give it to me, baby, please. I want it so bad.

Good boy. Good boy. Fuck mommy like that.

Fuck mommy like that with your heart attack, baby.

Fuck mommy like that with your heart attack, baby.

Yes, baby, it feels so good.

Oh, baby.

Fuck me like that, baby.

Oh, good job, baby.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Give it to mommy like that.

Good boy.

Just like that.

Oh, you did so hard, baby.

Oh. Oh, yeah, baby. Good.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes. Oh.

Oh, good boy.

Give it to me.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, give it to me. Oh,

feed mommy, baby.

Oh, I need it so bad.

Give it to me.

Put it all over me.

Oh,

give it to me.

Oh, yeah, give it to me.

Oh, give it to mommy.

Good boy.

Good boy, Joshy.

What a big boy.

What a good boy.

You're the best mom ever.

Oh, thank you, baby.

Oh, you're a fast learner.

Now you know how to take care of your mom, huh, Josh?

Good boy.

Finn Haldeen broke into my house.

I was finally...

Able to find Reagan Blair.

So now, I'm gonna flare.

Sadly for him, he's about to become my new sex life.

Van Helsing, I'm gonna see you.

Look right into my eyes.