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Hey. Hi.

Logan. Nice to meet you. How are you? I'm on it.

Wow.

You've got these shiny balls.

Every time you walk in, you can see shiny balls when you get home. That's

you get home.

You can see if there's anyone behind you. Totally.

Exactly. It's really about security.

And you have this amazing view.

You have to see it from upstairs.

Upstairs, huh? Oh, yes. Well, I'm going to lead the way. Let's go upstairs.

Huh.

It continues, huh? I thought it would end right there.

See outside?

This is more beautiful. Oh, my God. It's amazing.

Wow, you're really selling this house. Totally.

I'm going to sell the hell out of this house. You will love living here.

Oh, let's continue.

This is like a hanging cactus garden.

Wow. It is full of succulents. You're right.

It's so sexy.

It is. Isn't it? Wow. It's beautiful, and it goes with the view. Did you see

view? Oh.

Look at the view.

You know you would live here at this amazing house with all this shit.

You are selling me. Yeah. You are.

I know.

You have to love it. I know.

I really think you should, like, seriously consider buying the house.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, of course, of course. I mean, if you want me to buy

your job. Yeah, me too.

I'm not going to buy it.

It's how you make a living. I know, I know.

It's just, it's deep.

It's a big house. I'm a cool guy.

I just, I don't know. I might need too much space. A little too big

for what I need. I don't really need it too big.

I think you'll, I think you'll get over the size issue quickly once you're in

there.

You would know.

You are trying to sell it to me. You really should buy it. Are you going to

it?

I'm nudging your knee to make you buy a house.

I mean, you're selling me really well.

Is it working?

Oh, man.

I mean, can't you just imagine all of the nights, the late, late, hot nights?

Not too hot, I hope.

Well, it is Southern California. The nights get pretty hot.

Just in the middle of the summer, and then it cools down.

I don't know.

Would you buy the house if I kissed you?

I would consider it.

Okay. Well, I think that would be good.

Let's try it.

Let's see if we sell some houses.

Thank you.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Amen.

Yes.