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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Is Tyler here?

Just the person I wanted to see.

What did I do?

What did you do?

Did you think I was going to miss that huge hole in my glass patio door?

Um. Um.

Come on. It wasn't me. It wasn't you.

Go sit down.

Go. We're not done about this. Let's go.

What do you mean it wasn't you?

What? You and Tyler are always in the backyard with that basketball.

It's an $1 ,100 window.

Why can't you find a basketball court? Why is that so hard? Because you can't

play pools at basketball courts. Why do you need to play pool basketball?

That's not even a sport.

Spring break.

I know, and I'm sure you and Tyler are so happy to get to spend time together

because you're both at separate colleges, but you can't come here and

house.

You can't.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

All you have to say is, I'm sorry.

You have got to quit messing my house up. Since y 'all were little, that's all

you did.

Trash this.

Break that.

Lose this. I don't know what happened to that.

It was his fault.

It was his fault. And of course, Tyler says, it's your fault. And we do this

round and round since y 'all were this tall.

Why can't y 'all just go find something, like, mature to do?

Be a little more articulate.

Thought you were grown up now.

Well, you look really pretty when you're mad.

That is so not going to get you out of trouble. But seriously.

You remember when I asked you to go to prom with me?

Why are you even going to bring that up now?

That's crazy.

You're still a little kid to me.

I'm not a little kid. I'm in college. I'm grown up. Oh, you're in college.

You're all grown up now. Yeah.

You just still throw basketballs through windows.

That wasn't my fault.

That wasn't your fault. No.

You and Tyler always say the same thing. But you are awfully cute when you're

getting yelled at.

Yeah.

I can't even be thinking like this. I can't think like this about my kid's

friend.

Come on. Come on.

I mean, you know, he's at everybody's place.

for a couple days, so I'm not going to be here. I can't believe I'm even

thinking about this. It's so wrong on so many levels.

You kind of owe it to me since you didn't go to prom with me. I owe it to

You put a hole in my window.

It wasn't my fault.

I guess maybe you owe it to me.

Maybe. Maybe.

You do have scruff now. Yeah, see?

I'm all grown up.

Doesn't make you appear to be at least a little older.

Show me what you got little boy.

That seems nice.

Mm -hmm

One word of this for Tyler and I swear to God I'll rip your balls off.

I don't know.

and and and and

Yes, they're gonna fucking click.

Oh god, I'm so scared.

Yeah. Ooh.

Ooh.

Oh.

Ooh.

Slap my fucking ass.

Yeah.

Slap it. Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Fucking come all over me. I want you to see

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.