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What's got Joe dragging behind?
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Almost got it.
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What did Sal do to deserve this?
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You son of a bitch.
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And will tonight's big loser survive this?
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Prepare for something amazing.
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Q
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Murr
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Sal
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Joe
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Hop to it, fellas.
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We're at the Borgata, working as bellhops.
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We'll have to bring guests to the rooms and get them settled in
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all while doing and saying what the other guys tell us.
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When we're finished, we're gonna have to try and get a tip.
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If you can't get a tip, you lose.
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Warm up, boys.
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Here he comes.
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So, come on in. So, this is the suite.
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You got your couches over here.
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The TV channels with everything there.
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"Are you making love this evening?"
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You plan on making love this evening or...
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Definitely. OK, so...
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"As you can see, the carpet matches the drapes."
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And as you can tell, the carpet matches the drapes.
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—He pointed at her. —Nobody told you to point at her. Nobody said that!
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"Here's something I love to do."
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Here's Something I love to do at this place.
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Just moon out the window.
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Drop your pants.
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Nobody sees that. Right?
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"I'm dealing with something big here."
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I'm dealing with a problem here.
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Just itch your butt, buddy.
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Drag your ass around the floor like a chihuahua.
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Give me a minute. Almost got it.
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“I've almost got it."
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Almost got it.
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Keep going, buddy. Keep going around the room.
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It's definitely not bedbugs. I mean, this place is top notch.
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Can I have a tip?
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Alright, well, thank you very much.
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He didn't get a tip.
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I'll see you guys later.
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Wow! Fail!
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Q, as soon as you walk in
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announce to them, "Welcome to your final resting place."
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They got the mortuary suites.
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Welcome to your final resting place.
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For no reason, flush the toilet and come right back out.
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And walk right back out to the living room. Pass them.
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"The room is totally soundproof."
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The room is totally soundproof.
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"So you can scream."
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So you could -- you could scream.
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Demonstrate it, Q.
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Not me! Help! Send help! Help! Help!
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Help is never gonna come.
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Unbutton your top buttons, stare at them, and say, "we gonna do this or..."
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OK. All Right. Well... So, we -- are we --
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We gonna do this?
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"Enjoy the Borgata."
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I guess I'm done here. Enjoy the Borgata.
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Thank you so much.
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Look at this little couple out for a nice night.
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All right. there we go. Come on in.
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Love is in the air, and then there's Murray.
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The bellhop is located at extension 76, so please help yourself.
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Murr, unpack their bags for them.
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You've got a plethora of options here to unpack.
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Keep announcing what you're pulling out of the bag as you pull it out.
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So they know what you're touching.
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Dress, socks, let's put the shoes in there -- the bra.
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The Bra! The Bra!
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The panties, feminine products, Spanx.
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He's touching her unmentionables. Gross.
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There's the -- the Teddy and Lingerie.
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Oh... my god.
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One of the light bulbs above the bed is out. You want to adjust that?
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The light bulb is...
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Yeah, just step on the bed, right on the pillows, yeah.
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"You know, a lot of magic happens in this room."
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Uh, a lot of -- a lot of magic happens in this room.
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So... we keep a lot of magicians act in this room.
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"And they get hookers."
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And they get hookers.
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So, abracadabra, I guess.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh, thank you. That's so generous. Thank you so much.
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Appreciate it. Have a great day, folks.
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Oh, look at this happy couple.
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Just out to enjoy a little vacation time together.
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Maybe it's their honeymoon.
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There's a mini-bar, and here you have the master bath.
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Sal, just keep bringing extra towels.
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Let me give you a couple extra towels.
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That's the -- the new hotel, with the -- the circle on top.
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"They have great porn over there."
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They have some crazy porn options over there if you're interested in that.
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Just keep bringing towels.
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One last thing -- go in the bathroom and take a shower.
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And then just give me one split second here, guys.
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Take your pants off, walk out, grab a towel, and then walk back in.
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Just one sec. I just want to grab one quick towel.
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No, no. I'm just freshening.
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She's on the floor, laughing.
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It's just a quick refresh. I've been doing a double.
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Get out and ask for a tip.
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What were you doing in there?
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Just -- I've been up and down all day. Quick wash-up.
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—So -- that's a tip then? —Yeah
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Oh, Excellent. Thank You.
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A couple bucks goes a long way with me.
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Joe got shortchanged, so he's first up on the loser board.
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Hot dog!
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Today we are on the streets of New York City, manning this hot-dog cart.
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But, as we serve up franks to the public
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the other guys will be telling us what to say and do.
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If you refuse, you lose.
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Then you will be boiled, slathered in relish, and served up on a bun.
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Sal looks perfectly at home selling hot dogs.
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Right now -- he looks so natural right now.
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Sal, see the guy drinking from the fountain?
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Oh, Yeah.
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Go grab his ass with the tongs.
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Oh, come on.
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Go grab his ass with the tongs, hurry.
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I'm squeezing buns all day. I can't resist.
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Can I get you something?
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I'll take a Sprite.
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—You'll take a Sprite? —Yep.
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—Where are you from? —I'm from Germany.
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Oh, Germany, All Right.
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"Boy, speaking of Germany..."
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You know, speaking of Germany...
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"...I just found out that I'm related to Hitler."
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There it is -- the Hitler joke -- the Hitler joke.
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Ah. I just found out today -- today
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that I am, uh, related to the Fuehrer there, the... Hitler.
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What?
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Have a great day, hon.
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All right, Sal, make this whole hot dog
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and then just launch it into the park.
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Throw that hot dog right into the park.
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All right, Sal, make this whole hot dog
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and then just launch it into the park.
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You son of a bitch.
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Yes. Yes.
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What's up? Hot dog? You want a hot dog?
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I get the "hot". Why are they called "dogs"?
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What's up? Hot dog? You wa a hot dog?
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Why isn't it called a hot pig? Right? Pig's in a blanket. It's pork.
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I don't know. You have Google. Ask him.
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Ask him? Google is a male?
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Well, it knows everything.
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What do you want -- two hot dogs?
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"What's your name, bud?"
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What's your name?
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—Mike. —Mike?
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We put a marker in between the boxes there.
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Label the bun so we know it's Mike's.
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That's permanent ink.
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—Yell, "Mike!" —Just like you're at a coffee shop.
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Mike! Oh, you're Mike?
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There you go.
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What's going on, champ?
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Two with ketchup and mustard.
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—Dude, this guy's undercover. —Yeah, he's definitely an undercover cop.
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—He's got to tell you if he's a cop. —He's got to tell you, yeah, that's the law.
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—Everyone knows that. —Yeah, it's the law.
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You know, you got to -- you got to tell me if you're a cop.
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"Sounds like something a cop would say."
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Saying "I'm Australian. I can't be a cop" sounds exactly like what a cop would say.
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Very cautiously try to sell him drugs.
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How many grams of mustard do you want?
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Colombian? Here you go.
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You've taken the special hot dog, the Colombian stuff.
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"OK, well, you're under arrest."
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You're under arrest, pal.
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Welcome to America, scumbag.
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$1 hot dogs, $1 hot dogs.
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How has he not instagrammed the photo of himself in a hot-dog costume yet?
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I can't do anything with -- with this guy without, like
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him just taking a stupid photo of him in a stupid pose.
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Pull him up on social media.
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Yeah, let's pull up some social media.
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Murr, you can only talk in your tweets.
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Come on, man.
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"I juiced the [bleep] out of fruits and vegetables tonight with my brand new juicer.
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Suck it, asparagus."
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That's what he wrote?!
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That's his tweet.
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Let me tell you, man.
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I juiced the [bleep] out of fruits and veggies last night with my brand new juicer.
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Suck it, asparagus, right?
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"Quick question for you."
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Quick question.
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"How do you know if you broke your finger?"
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How do you know if you broke your finger?
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"#ithinkibrokemyfinger."
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#ithinkibrokemyfinger.
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I know what you're saying -- why am I doing hashtags in public, right?
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Thank you, man. You have a great day.
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You [bleep]!
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Oh, hi, buddy. Thank you so much for the money. What is this for?
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"A pretzel, please"? That's the cutest kid.
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"He's a sexy little fella."
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Oh, my god. He's such a cute kid. Ohhh, are you serious?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, my god. Guys, no.
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Do it.
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You wanted one salted pretzel?
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You're a sexy little fella, huh?
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He said, "thank you a lot, sir."
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Enjoy it.
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Take the kid's hat and just throw it.
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Oh, my god. No, no, no, no. No way.
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Da-tong, ta-tong, tong, tong.
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—Hello. —Hey, my man.
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—Can I get a bottle of water? —Bottle of water? Yep.
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—This guy's your millionth customer? —He is.
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You're my millionth customer.
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—Am I really? —Yes.
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Joe, grab the confetti that we hid in the top right of The cart...
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...and sling it at this man.
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Bottle of water. There you go. Congratulations.
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You're the millionth customer.
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That guy spit out confetti.
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Thank you, sir.
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Congratulations. Confetti.
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What's up, bud? What can I get you?
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"You know what I call a pig in a blanket?"
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You know what -- you know what I call a pig in a blanket?
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"My wife on a cold day."
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Oh, wow! Can't make those jokes anymore.
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I can't make those jokes. She watches the show, so...
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He's married now.
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So I'd rather take that instead of what's going on
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because the wrath of that is much worse than anything these guys could think of.
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Smart man -- that is a smart man.
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They found the Achilles' heel, I think.
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We got it!
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Most of the other ones haven't found love in a real way.
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Joe and Murr couldn't catch up to the other guys.
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So they're on the loser board.
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Coming up...
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What happens when tonight's big loser is forced to face his biggest fear?
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Damn, boy! It's a joker showdown -- Sal vs. Murr.
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Today, we're competing head-to-head
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pitching our brand-new inventions to a focus group.
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The catch is our inventions have been created by the other two guys.
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The goal is to convince a group that your product is the better of the two.
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This group -- by show of hands which invention they like the best.
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If your product gets the least amount of votes, you lose.
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It's a joker showdown double down.
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Hi. How are you guys?
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—Pleasure to meet you. I'm Sal Vulcano. —Edward.
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These guys just fight about everything.
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Come on and have a seat, please.
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—Do you think they would be friends if we weren't in the picture. —No!
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My product that I'm gonna be talking about today...
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...is the 47 hour energy bar.
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Finally, right?
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And then, the other product, that I'm going to be showing you, is...
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They're wireless tin cans. We call these the "cantennas."
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Are you like me?
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Do you find yourself getting dreary and weary at the 46th hour?
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I kept on finding that, around the 46th hour, I would start to get tired.
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And I needed something to get me through that.
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Wait. This is gonna be the size of it?
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That is the size of it.
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How much of it do you need to eat to get your...
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The whole bar.
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If you want all 47 hours, you're gonna have to eat the whole thing.
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Say that you need 23.5 hours -- right about there.
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Now, you've seen tin cans before that have been joined by string.
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So, in the past, you've been limited to the distance that you can communicate with people.
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So, for example, you talk into this end while the other person's listening.
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And you just, you know -- and it's very --
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And then, you can switch, and the other person can listen as you're talking.
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You know what I mean? It's very much like that.
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They connect into any kind of Wifi system that you've got, too.
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Why wouldn't I just use my cellphone?
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Hello! Data plan costs! Right?
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$10 for my data plan, unlimited.
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There is no data plan for these.
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This fits right in my pocket.
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You know what doesn't fit in your pocket? A 4-pound bar.
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It doesn't even fit in your stomach.
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This is also extremely heavy. That's -- that's a solid food.
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—How would you bring that around? —Extremely heavy for who -- a smurf?
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Wow, it's heated in that room.
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How many of you would bring the cantennas to market, by show of hands?
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So, one.
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How many of you guys think an organic, all-natural energy is the way to go?
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One, two, three. Thank you very much.
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And Murr's out.
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Murr couldn't invent his way out of this one
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so he's tonight's big loser.
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There's a reason we're over here and Murr is over there.
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Today, we made this Murray's punishment.
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He thinks that we're teaching classes.
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Look at that idiot. Look at him over there.
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We've been keeping this secret for a long time.
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And I can't wait to reveal it.
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If you see me on the street and I've looked happy lately...
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...it's 'cause of this -- this day.
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Today, we're teaming up at Skydive Long Island in Calverton
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teaching people how to jump out of planes.
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Maybe we're not, Murr.
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Maybe it's your punishment.
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No, no, no, no. No, it's not! No, no, no, no!
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Today, we're teaming up at Skydive Long Island in Calverton
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teaching people how to jump out of planes.
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Maybe we're not, Murr.
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Maybe it's your punishment.
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No, no, no, it's not! No, it is not. There's no [bleep] way I'm jumping out of a plane!
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No, no, no, no, no! No [bleep] way!
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It's not happening. No, no, no, no, no!
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So, Murray thought we were coming here to teach classes today...
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...but in fact, it's his punishment.
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Murray is deathly, deathly afraid of skydiving.
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His entire life, saying he will never do it.
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I am not jumping -- no way.
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He's afraid of heights.
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Murray, I drove you here. Where are you going?
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I'm not doing it, man. Start the van. I'm going.
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Give me the [bleep] keys. I'm not doing it.
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This is a joke, right? I'm not doing it.
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It's no joke, bro.
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Put your suit on and man up, buddy.
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This is [bleep] man. What if this goes wrong, guys?
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Well, we'll mourn you.
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I'm shaking right now.
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Wait. Hold on. Holy [bleep] he has a heart.
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It's punishment, and you know that -- you have to do It.
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When we all made a pact years ago -- that you can't say no to punishments.
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If it makes you feel better, we're going up in the plane with you.
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But we're just gonna land a different way.
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That's all it is, is just this?
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You don't tie it in, like, a double knot or something?
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I mean, this is just fabric, right? This is just cloth.
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It's nylon.
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Nylon? This is -- this is nylon, guys.
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And in case you're wondering the -- how -- how strong the fabric is, it's nylon.
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Let's go, Murr.
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Let's go, Murray! Yeah!
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There we go.
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Guys, we did it -- we get to throw Murray out of a plane.
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Only one way out now, Murr.
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Taking the express elevator down, buddy.
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Guys, I can't do this. I'm gonna lose my [bleep] man.
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Are we at -- we have to get -- are we there?
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I mean, this is too high. This is way too high.
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Why are we still going up?
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god! Oh, my god. Oh, my god!
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Geronimo!
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Aah! Aah! Oh, my god! Aah! ...
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That was scary just watching it.
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Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh! Oh! Oh, my god!
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Did the parachute go up?
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Don't drop me, man. Don't drop me.
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I'm not gonna fall.
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Holy [bleep]. I need three new best friends.
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I couldn't have this. Come here. Come here.
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