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Go, Taya!

Get in there, Taya!

Get in there! Get her! Get her!

Yeah, come on!

Well done, guys, keep it going, keep it going!

Oh, it's a big one.

- Oh! - Bit rough there, Bub!

Kid's still conscious, isn't she? It's not rough enough.

Keep up the pressure, Bub!

- Yeah, that's it. - Come on!

Get in there!

Tigers!

Umpire! They've been doing it all bloody day!

Mm.

Great stuff, guys. Keep it going.

Look, would you two sort each other out already?

Don't look at me.

Are you going to tell Ned about Jarad or what?

Because I don't like living with this hanging over us.

Oh...

Taya, Taya!

Don't just stand there! Oh...

- Yes! - Good try!

That's...

That's... That's my granddaughter, number 33.

- That's a deadly number. - Kick it!

Great, Bub, great!

Kick it to Daisy!

Me! Kick it to me!

Don't worry about Daisy! Kick it to Marcus!

Kick it to me!

- Daisy deserves a chance. - Here, Taya!

Not if we want to win a game this season.

It's not all about winning.

Yeah, that's what a loser would say.

- Oh, Come on! - Oh...

- See? - Yeah, so Daisy learned something.

Who's the coach, Leroy? Who's the coach?

Alright, then, coachy-coach.

Pop quiz. What does shepherding mean?

What's protecting sheep got to do with football?

- Protecting sheep? - Stop undermining...

- You gotta learn how you do your job. - There's a new rule...

Yeah, "I'm a coach." What are you doing?

You're a coach. Well, you're shit.

Yes!

Did you see that?

Yeah, we did it! That was amazing!

- You scored a goal! - That was... the best.

It wasn't a goal. It was a point.

A point's... A point's great.

Not when you're down 50.

Shit!

Time to saddle up.

Got to cash in that favour.

Now? Things have settled down.

Are you sure about that?

Look, I need you to register the horse in your name.

What do you need a horse for?

OK, so register it in your name.

Sworn off paperwork.

Oh, lucky for you. What if I say no?

It's up to you, jillaroo.

Is that a threat?

I don't know... Did it sound like one?

Rudolph, good guy,

he will hand over the horse

at my usual watering hole at high noon tomorrow.

OK. If I do this for you, we're square.

I can't have you humbugging me every time you need to do paperwork.

There's a deal.

My gumball!

Leave it. Gross!

A horse?!

Uh-oh.

Bub, get in the shower.

- But I was going to swim first. - It hasn't been cleaned yet.

- It's crystal-clear. - I mean, it's just been cleaned.

There's... Just get in the shower.

Fine!

Jarad?

Jarad.

Jingos.

Oh, hey.

- Hey, bruz. Is this... - Yeah, thanks for coming out.

I've had a look, but the grill won't turn on.

Tried everything.

- Nice. - Cheers. Yeah.

Anyway, have a gander. Tell me what you think.

- Oh, you want me to... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a brand-new gas bottle.

But, um... Yeah, you might want to check the grill line inside.

I reckon it's something internal.

Oh, I've tried that.

There. Give that a go.

- Yeah, that's... - Oh, no, you're right, bruz.

You know, these gas bottles, they can be tricky when you don't, um...

- when you don't turn them on. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - What are you cooking here, anyway?

- Uh, jaffles. - Jaffles?

- Yeah. - Like toasties?

Um, well, yeah. Kind of high-end, uh, deconstructed toasties.

You know, local produce.

You cannot be serious.

I could not be more serious, Cudjeri.

Cowboy wants me to register a bloody racehorse in my name.

Sounds dodgy, right?

Racehorse? If it's Cowboy, it's dodgy.

Yeah, and I'm a lawyer. I can't be linked to nothing dodgy.

Mm. Too late, Cudjeri.

My advice, sort out Cowboy's papers quick-smart,

and be done with it.

What the... What? Wait, what's happening?

I'll call you back. Hey!

Not a bad idea. Listen, how much will that be?

- Please don't do that. - What's, uh, what's going on here?

Well, uh, he fixed the gas, but he won't take the cash.

I don't need your hubby's waffle money.

Uh, jaffle. Uh, do you two know each other?

Darwin, of course you do.

There, it's done. Don't want to hear another word.

Hey, Unc.

Hi.

How did you two say you knew each other again?

We just kicked around in high school.

Exactly, yeah.

Uh, Ned?

Is this the truck?

Oh.

Sorry for the mix-up. Um, I didn't mean to drag you down.

You didn't think to ring me before you rocked up here?

What, like you rang me?

Look, I've been doing some thinking after you came to Tiwi.

And I, uh...

I want to meet Taya.

Please.

But only if that's something she wants too.

Here you go, mate. Thank you. Bye.

- So, what's going on? - Nice to meet you, brother.

Remember when I said I was sick?

Yeah.

Well, I sort of, kind of...

most definitely went to Tiwi.

So you all knew and no-one told me?

No.

Well, Daffy might have mentioned it.

I don't get it, I've done everything that you asked.

- You're right, you have. - So what is this?

Because it's not what I signed up for when you asked me to move up here.

Am I a part of this family or not?

Of course you are. A very important part. But...

I'm going to be late for my band practice.

- Ooh, me too. - Since when did you two join a band?

And what do you play, Dad, the maracas?

- No. - Forget about all of that! Just go.

How could you go behind my back?

How many lies did you have to tell while you were looking for him?

I was going to tell you, but then--

But then you didn't.

- Listen, you've been amazing with Taya. - Don't patronise me.

No-one's questioning what you've sacrificed

or how you are with her.

- He's a stranger. - He's not a stranger, he's Tiwi.

What was the point in all of this?

What... What am I even doing up here?

This doesn't change anything.

Bub loves you.

Bub?

Have you even asked her if she wants a relationship with this fella?

No, I didn't think so. Don't pretend this is about Bub.

You did this for you!

I need a towel!

Coming.

♪ So if you look me in the eye ♪

♪ So if you look me in the eye...

You're doing great, Daff!

♪ And you know it's not a lie ♪

♪ And you know it's not a lie...

Stop. Stop it there.

Um, Aunty, that was great.

Uncle, this time we'll try it without any percussion

just so we can get our harmonies right, yeah?

Right. Well, time to wet down the vocal cords.

Hot teas all round?

He's so supportive.

OK, let's do that again. ♪ So if...

♪ So if you look me in the eye...

And you know it's not a lie.

♪ And you know it's not a lie ♪

♪ When I say I love you ♪

♪ Love you...

♪ Love you, love you, love you ♪

What are you looking at?

Nothing.

No.

Maybe.

Oh, there she is. How did I get so bloody lucky?

Ugh...

If you're not the most beautiful woman in all of Darwin, I'll be damned.

Ooh!

- That's nice! - Is it?

Well, think you should be actually going there?

- Yes. Gonna go there. - Oh, lovely!

Oh, gently, now.

Are you going to send me away to live with him?

- Definitely not. - We'd miss you too much.

Yeah, yeah, too right.

Baby steps, hey? None of us are going anywhere.

This is just about meeting him.

But you didn't ever want kids. I heard you talking.

No, Bub, that's not true.

It is true.

You're a smart girl.

And you're right. Yeah, we didn't want kids.

- But that was before you. - Nah, you're sick of me.

- No! - Where did you get that idea?

Bub, we love you.

You always get upset when I want to do anything.

OK, well, that's something we can work on.

But what we're focused on is are you ready to meet him or not?

- That's all. - No pressure.

Does he even look like me?

I can show you a picture, if you'd like.

You don't have to do anything you don't want to do, alright?

I know that! Stop it! Do you want me to meet him or not?

- I don't even know who he is. How should I know? - Bub...

Why don't you just go back to poxy Adelaide,

like you've always wanted?

Well played.

Just, um, give her time, love, eh?

I've just got a pop out to buy a horse.

Wow! Your lies just get more and more elaborate, don't they?

You right to watch Taya?

Uh, I'm busy. Ask Jarad.

Really?

Well, if Bub's no longer my responsibility,

then, guess what? I've got other plans.

Maybe I need to buy a unicorn.

Real mature.

What are you doing? I said get out.

You said we were getting ice-cream.

This doesn't look like an ice-cream place to me.

Aunty just needs to do this first,

then ice-cream straight after. Promise.

I'm not leaving you in here. I said get out.

Ugh! Fine.

I'm out.

Uncle Ned's mad at you.

No, he's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine.

Come on.

Play this.

Rudolph?

I'm here to see a man about a horse.

Don't get into debt with Cowboy.

Got it.

So, uh...

where do I find the horse?

Out back.

Where in the Outback? It's a big place.

Out... the... back.

Of course, yeah.

Come on, Bub.

Got the papers. Ready to sign my life away.

You promised ice-cream.

Yeah. You know that cowboy that was at your party?

The poohead who busted my pinata?

Yeah.

Just helping him out. Shouldn't take too long.

Why are you friends with him?

Well, uh, I needed help finding your dad,

and Cowboy's really good at finding people.

Wait.

So that cowboy fella found my dad for you?

For us, yeah.

Guess I shouldn't have called him a poohead then.

I've been called worse than that, little lady.

You got my keys?

Keys?

Horse. Of course.

This isn't gonna come back to bite me, is it?

Horse here don't bite.

Unless you make it angry.

Does my dad have a cool car like this too?

I don't know.

I heard he's pretty deadly with a footfall.

- Whoa! - So I'm told.

Your paperwork.

I don't have to put it in my name, do I?

You're not gonna do anything illegal in it, are you?

Hey.

Thank you.

Come on. Let's go this way.

He's deadly!

Maybe I do want to meet my dad.

Can we do it now before I get shame?

Yeah.

And forget ice-cream. I've got a better idea.

You right?

Here he is.

Hey, Taya.

Oh, you want me to call you Bub?

Um, B... Bub's good.

Well, Bub it is.

Here, I got you something. Sorry.

Little bit scuffed there. There you go.

I got you something too.

Oh, my favourite.

Had a few sips, so you can't have it anymore.

No, only gammin!

- You are a proper cheeky one. - Understatement.

Well, you must get that from your mum because I'm proper serious.

I'm pretty sure you're gammin.

There's no getting past you.

You want to have a kick?

Yeah.

Alright, let's see what you got.

See what you got.

Alright.

- Right here. - Alright.

Oh, rocket! Nice.

- Nice, nice. - What about your marking?

Nice.

We need to work on your catching!

There, now.

Game face. Oh, oh!

Nice.

Come on now. Nice and high.

Ooh!

- Shit! - Let me try again.

- Hello? - Miss Ford?

Yes, speaking.

Oh, good. Good, good. Victoria Evans from the department.

We need to talk custody.

- Custody? - Nice.

Oh, no, no. Not...

Not Taya. Taya's check-in isn't for another month.

Please don't be alarmed. - Right.

I'm talking... custody of my babies.

My husband, my ex-husband, he's trying to take them away from me

and I was personally impressed with how rudely you treated me

and I would like you to treat him with the same wicked disdain.

Victoria, this isn't a great time. I'll call you back.

Exactly. Perfect. Yes, just like that.

We need to make his life a legal hell.

You want me to represent you?

Slob doesn't stand a chance against us. What do you say?

I'd be your first Darwin client,

and you could drag this out for months. Hm?

Tell me more about this dog of a husband.

No, no, sorry. I think you're still confused.

He's not the dog.

I mean, he's an arsehole,

but he is trying to take my dogs away from me.

My...

My beautiful fur babies.

Tell me more about your fur babies.

The trick to scoring is forget the posts, alright?

Just imagine you're kicking to someone beyond the goals.

- You got that? - Yeah.

Yeah, you got this.

You're too far!

Try it, you'll see.

That's it.

Yes!

Yes!

♪ And you know it's not a lie ♪

♪ When I say I ♪

♪ Love you, love you, love you, love you...

Aunty, Aunty, what's happening?

- Why are you slack? - I'm not slack.

- I'm singing, aren't I? - Is that what that was?

You sound like a dustbuster from Dollars And Sense. Huhhh...

I want Dyson!

Vrrr!

Is it funny to you?

Sorry, no!

Just, Lauren has been-- ♪ I don't wanna hear it! ♪

♪ I don't wanna hear it. ♪

Oh, come on now. I'm your Aunty.

Brrp! Not here, you're not.

- You're the Dolly to my Kenny. - No, I'm Kenny.

- You are Dolly. - Fine, whatever.

Look, you spend all your time looking after these mob.

For one hour, couple of times a week, take care of yourself.

I don't know how.

This is my medicine.

It can be yours too, if you let it.

Mmm...

Shut everyone out,

Ned, Lauren, everything.

Just do it because it makes you feel... better.

Alright.

Let's do this.

♪ When I say I ♪

♪ Love you, love you ♪

♪ Love you, love you, love you, you ♪

♪ Love you! Love you! ♪

♪ Love you, love you, love you! ♪

What, was I sharp again?

He wasn't mean at all.

I wonder why Mum didn't want him around.

Yeah, I guess you can still like someone

but not want them around all day, every day...

True. Mum liked it just the two of us, I could tell.

Plus, he was yarning about

how my sisters are so excited to meet me.

I've always wanted sisters.

He said he might even bring them to a game. And...

Aunty Lauren, are you listening to me?

Yeah, great.

Hey, Uncle Ned! I met my dad.

And he's really good at footy!

And I've got sisters!

Uncle Ned!

Uncle?

Hi, this is Ned,

formerly of Legally Poached, currently...

Uncle!

You know what, he does have chicken legs, eh?

Hey, if he had chicken legs, he'd eat 'em, eh?

See, my jaffles, yeah?

They're not merely jaffles.

This shit is metaphorical.

- Word, yeah. - Sick as, bro.

See, the bread, yeah? The bread is my wife.

And I'm the cheese.

And the bread is constantly, constantly

trying to oppress the cheese,

trying to keep the cheese in its cage, man.

- But the cheese just wants to escape! - Yes, yes, it does.

- The cheese wants to be free! - Yes, it does, yeah.

- Yes. - Yes, yeah.

Here, take that, take that.

See, look at this.

Ooh! Look at that.

Freedom cheese.

On the outside of the jaffle, see?

- The best bit. - Yes! Exactly.

Yes, bruz, it's the best bit!

Freedom cheese, is the best bit of the jaffle.

Yeah.

No!

Not the freedom cheese, man! What's up?

Sorry, man, Tickles isn't house-trained, eh?

What a bloke.

- I need a piss. - Righto, righto.

You just help yourself to the...

Help yourself to whatever.

I don't care.

Hey! Hey!

Ow! Hey!

That's my... Come back!

Hey, I'm serious. It's time to go to bed.

I can't sleep.

Maybe if you put the ball away, it'll help you settle.

Come on.

Aunty Lauren?

Yes?

Where's Uncle Ned'O?

Leroy.

Come here.

Mmm.

Right? Oh, OK.

- Can I stay here? - Um... Right.

Right, just head in there.

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