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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:02,039 - [cheering] - Go, Taya! 2 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:03,439 Get in there, Taya! 3 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,600 - [cheering] - Get in there! Get her! Get her! 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:15,039 [cheering continues] 5 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,159 [whistle blowing] 6 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,439 [cheering] 7 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,479 Yeah, come on! 8 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,519 Well done, guys, keep it going, keep it going! 9 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,000 Oh, it's a big one. 10 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,399 - Oh! - Bit rough there, Bub! 11 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,959 Kid's still conscious, isn't she? It's not rough enough. 12 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,399 Keep up the pressure, Bub! 13 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,759 - Yeah, that's it. - Come on! 14 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,199 [man] Get in there! 15 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,239 Tigers! 16 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:40,239 Umpire! They've been doing it all bloody day! 17 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,439 Mm. 18 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,719 [Ned] Great stuff, guys. Keep it going. 19 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,519 Look, would you two sort each other out already? 20 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,159 Don't look at me. 21 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,519 Are you going to tell Ned about Jarad or what? 22 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,230 Because I don't like living with this hanging over us. 23 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,320 Oh... 24 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,519 - [cheering] - [players] Taya, Taya! 25 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,839 [Leroy] Don't just stand there! Oh... 26 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,319 - Yes! - Good try! 27 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:06,400 That's... 28 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,719 That's... That's my granddaughter, number 33. 29 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,359 - That's a deadly number. - [Leroy] Kick it! 30 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,319 - [whistle blowing] - [Ned] Great, Bub, great! 31 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,479 Kick it to Daisy! 32 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,559 Me! Kick it to me! 33 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,159 Don't worry about Daisy! Kick it to Marcus! 34 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,319 Kick it to me! 35 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:26,679 - Daisy deserves a chance. - Here, Taya! 36 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,399 Not if we want to win a game this season. 37 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,639 It's not all about winning. 38 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,880 Yeah, that's what a loser would say. 39 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,279 - Oh, Come on! - [Ned] Oh... 40 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,879 - See? - Yeah, so Daisy learned something. 41 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,399 Who's the coach, Leroy? Who's the coach? 42 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,079 Alright, then, coachy-coach. 43 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,919 Pop quiz. What does shepherding mean? 44 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,519 What's protecting sheep got to do with football? 45 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,199 - Protecting sheep? - Stop undermining... 46 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,359 - You gotta learn how you do your job. - There's a new rule... 47 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,479 [both argue indistinctly] 48 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,439 [Leroy] Yeah, "I'm a coach." What are you doing? 49 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,319 You're a coach. Well, you're shit. 50 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,399 - [whistle blowing] - [cheering] 51 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,720 Yes! 52 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,730 - Did you see that? - [both arguing] 53 00:02:06,731 --> 00:02:09,599 Yeah, we did it! That was amazing! 54 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,119 - You scored a goal! - That was... the best. 55 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,159 It wasn't a goal. It was a point. 56 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,719 A point's... A point's great. 57 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,280 Not when you're down 50. 58 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,720 [? ?] 59 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,280 [sighing] 60 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,239 [soft music plays indistinctly] 61 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,440 [hums quietly] 62 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,399 Shit! 63 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,799 - [whistling] Time to saddle up. - [Western movie-style music plays] 64 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,559 Got to cash in that favour. 65 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,679 Now? Things have settled down. 66 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,799 Are you sure about that? 67 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:52,919 Look, I need you to register the horse in your name. 68 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,400 What do you need a horse for? 69 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,719 OK, so register it in your name. 70 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,079 Sworn off paperwork. 71 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,399 Oh, lucky for you. What if I say no? 72 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,520 It's up to you, jillaroo. 73 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,440 Is that a threat? 74 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,000 I don't know... Did it sound like one? 75 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,839 Rudolph, good guy, 76 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,799 he will hand over the horse 77 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,879 at my usual watering hole at high noon tomorrow. 78 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,799 OK. If I do this for you, we're square. 79 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,759 I can't have you humbugging me every time you need to do paperwork. 80 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,079 There's a deal. 81 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,559 [soft clattering] 82 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,919 My gumball! 83 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,960 Leave it. Gross! 84 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,840 [music ends] 85 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,959 A horse?! 86 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:48,360 [? ?] 87 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,560 [faint strumming] 88 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,320 [chiming] 89 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,600 [Daffy] Uh-oh. 90 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,119 Bub, get in the shower. 91 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,879 - But I was going to swim first. - It hasn't been cleaned yet. 92 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,319 - It's crystal-clear. - I mean, it's just been cleaned. 93 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,199 There's... Just get in the shower. 94 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,280 Fine! 95 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,119 [Trevor] Jarad? 96 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,679 [Daffy] Jarad. 97 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,320 - [both] Jingos. - [door closes] 98 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,119 Oh, hey. 99 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,719 - Hey, bruz. Is this... - Yeah, thanks for coming out. 100 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,519 I've had a look, but the grill won't turn on. 101 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,559 Tried everything. 102 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,919 - Nice. - Cheers. Yeah. 103 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,279 Anyway, have a gander. Tell me what you think. 104 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,279 - Oh, you want me to... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 105 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,399 There's a brand-new gas bottle. 106 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,399 But, um... Yeah, you might want to check the grill line inside. 107 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,480 I reckon it's something internal. 108 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,080 Oh, I've tried that. 109 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,680 There. Give that a go. 110 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,800 [clicking, whooshing] 111 00:05:08,831 --> 00:05:13,079 - Yeah, that's... - Oh, no, you're right, bruz. 112 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:16,679 You know, these gas bottles, they can be tricky when you don't, um... 113 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,559 - when you don't turn them on. - Yeah. 114 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,239 - Yeah. - What are you cooking here, anyway? 115 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,359 - Uh, jaffles. - Jaffles? 116 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,119 - [Ned] Yeah. - [Jarad] Like toasties? 117 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,239 [Ned] Um, well, yeah. Kind of high-end, uh, deconstructed toasties. 118 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,719 You know, local produce. 119 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,279 - [stops engine] - [Dana on phone] You cannot be serious. 120 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:32,799 I could not be more serious, Cudjeri. 121 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,359 Cowboy wants me to register a bloody racehorse in my name. 122 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,879 - [Dana laughing] - Sounds dodgy, right? 123 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,919 [Dana] Racehorse? If it's Cowboy, it's dodgy. 124 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,439 Yeah, and I'm a lawyer. I can't be linked to nothing dodgy. 125 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,239 [Dana] Mm. Too late, Cudjeri. 126 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,159 My advice, sort out Cowboy's papers quick-smart, 127 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,199 and be done with it. 128 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,279 - [Lauren] What the... - [Dana] What? Wait, what's happening? 129 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:50,639 - I'll call you back. - [Dana] Hey! 130 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,679 [removes keys] 131 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,520 [Ned and Jarad chatting indistinctly] 132 00:06:01,551 --> 00:06:05,759 [Ned] Not a bad idea. Listen, how much will that be? 133 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,439 - Please don't do that. - What's, uh, what's going on here? 134 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,719 Well, uh, he fixed the gas, but he won't take the cash. 135 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,519 I don't need your hubby's waffle money. 136 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,880 Uh, jaffle. Uh, do you two know each other? 137 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:18,879 Darwin, of course you do. 138 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,350 There, it's done. Don't want to hear another word. 139 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,999 Hey, Unc. 140 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,479 Hi. 141 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,159 How did you two say you knew each other again? 142 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,679 We just kicked around in high school. 143 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,719 Exactly, yeah. 144 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:33,959 Uh, Ned? 145 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,440 Is this the truck? 146 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,359 Oh. 147 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,679 Sorry for the mix-up. Um, I didn't mean to drag you down. 148 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,239 You didn't think to ring me before you rocked up here? 149 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,959 What, like you rang me? 150 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:50,359 Look, I've been doing some thinking after you came to Tiwi. 151 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,040 And I, uh... 152 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,559 I want to meet Taya. 153 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,079 Please. 154 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,360 But only if that's something she wants too. 155 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,350 [Ned] Here you go, mate. Thank you. Bye. 156 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,330 - So, what's going on? - [Jarad] Nice to meet you, brother. 157 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,759 Remember when I said I was sick? 158 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,519 [Ned] Yeah. 159 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,639 Well, I sort of, kind of... 160 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,800 most definitely went to Tiwi. 161 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,799 So you all knew and no-one told me? 162 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,519 No. 163 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,879 Well, Daffy might have mentioned it. 164 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,879 I don't get it, I've done everything that you asked. 165 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,719 - You're right, you have. - So what is this? 166 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:35,559 Because it's not what I signed up for when you asked me to move up here. 167 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,719 Am I a part of this family or not? 168 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,959 Of course you are. A very important part. But... 169 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,599 I'm going to be late for my band practice. 170 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,039 - [Trevor] Ooh, me too. - Since when did you two join a band? 171 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,559 And what do you play, Dad, the maracas? 172 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,200 - No. - Forget about all of that! Just go. 173 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,519 How could you go behind my back? 174 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:55,119 How many lies did you have to tell while you were looking for him? 175 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,759 I was going to tell you, but then- 176 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,439 But then you didn't. 177 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,399 - Listen, you've been amazing with Taya. - Don't patronise me. 178 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,119 No-one's questioning what you've sacrificed 179 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,599 or how you are with her. 180 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,319 - He's a stranger. - He's not a stranger, he's Tiwi. 181 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,720 [scoffs] 182 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,799 What was the point in all of this? 183 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,639 What... What am I even doing up here? 184 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,439 This doesn't change anything. 185 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:16,639 Bub loves you. 186 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,319 Bub? 187 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:22,320 Have you even asked her if she wants a relationship with this fella? 188 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,199 No, I didn't think so. Don't pretend this is about Bub. 189 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,240 You did this for you! 190 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,799 [Ned sighing] 191 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,239 [Taya] I need a towel! 192 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,039 Coming. 193 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,879 ? So if you look me in the eye ? 194 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,999 - ? So if you look me in the eye... - [shakes arrhythmically] 195 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,279 [Trevor] You're doing great, Daff! 196 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,399 ? And you know it's not a lie ? 197 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,319 ? And you know it's not a lie... 198 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,879 Stop. Stop it there. 199 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,479 Um, Aunty, that was great. 200 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,839 Uncle, this time we'll try it without any percussion 201 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,879 just so we can get our harmonies right, yeah? 202 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,319 Right. Well, time to wet down the vocal cords. 203 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,599 Hot teas all round? 204 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,719 [rattling] 205 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,760 - He's so supportive. - [chuckling] 206 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,959 OK, let's do that again. ? So if... 207 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,919 [sings strongly] ? So if you look me in the eye... 208 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,079 [Dana] And you know it's not a lie. 209 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:17,679 ? And you know it's not a lie ? 210 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,719 [both] ? When I say I love you ? 211 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,639 ? Love you... [Dana stops] 212 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:28,439 ? Love you, love you, love you ? 213 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:32,279 [humming] 214 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,239 [chuckling] What are you looking at? 215 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,640 Nothing. 216 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,360 No. 217 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,730 Maybe. 218 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,440 [Daffy laughing] 219 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,399 [Trevor] Oh, there she is. How did I get so bloody lucky? 220 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,759 Ugh... 221 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:54,119 [Trevor] If you're not the most beautiful woman in all of Darwin, I'll be damned. 222 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,279 - [Daffy laughing] - [Trevor] Ooh! 223 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,079 - That's nice! - [Daffy] Is it? 224 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,319 [Trevor] Well, think you should be actually going there? 225 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,959 - [Daffy] Yes. Gonna go there. - [Trevor] Oh, lovely! 226 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,399 Oh, gently, now. 227 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,200 - [Trevor laughing] - [Lauren groaning] 228 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,479 Are you going to send me away to live with him? 229 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,479 - Definitely not. - We'd miss you too much. 230 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,799 Yeah, yeah, too right. 231 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,999 Baby steps, hey? None of us are going anywhere. 232 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,199 This is just about meeting him. 233 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,319 But you didn't ever want kids. I heard you talking. 234 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,879 No, Bub, that's not true. 235 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,679 It is true. 236 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,119 You're a smart girl. 237 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,359 And you're right. Yeah, we didn't want kids. 238 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,679 - But that was before you. - Nah, you're sick of me. 239 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,199 - No! - Where did you get that idea? 240 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,519 Bub, we love you. 241 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,239 You always get upset when I want to do anything. 242 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,119 OK, well, that's something we can work on. 243 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:41,839 But what we're focused on is are you ready to meet him or not? 244 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,920 - That's all. - No pressure. 245 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,640 Does he even look like me? 246 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,999 I can show you a picture, if you'd like. 247 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,319 You don't have to do anything you don't want to do, alright? 248 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,759 I know that! Stop it! Do you want me to meet him or not? 249 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,759 - I don't even know who he is. How should I know? - Bub... 250 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,719 Why don't you just go back to poxy Adelaide, 251 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,880 like you've always wanted? 252 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,639 Well played. 253 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,720 Just, um, give her time, love, eh? 254 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,720 [sighing] 255 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,959 I've just got a pop out to buy a horse. 256 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,839 Wow! Your lies just get more and more elaborate, don't they? 257 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,559 You right to watch Taya? 258 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,239 Uh, I'm busy. Ask Jarad. 259 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,839 Really? 260 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,359 Well, if Bub's no longer my responsibility, 261 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,039 then, guess what? I've got other plans. 262 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,359 Maybe I need to buy a unicorn. 263 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,640 Real mature. 264 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,920 [Ned exhaling] 265 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,399 What are you doing? I said get out. 266 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,239 You said we were getting ice-cream. 267 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,559 This doesn't look like an ice-cream place to me. 268 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,159 Aunty just needs to do this first, 269 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,760 then ice-cream straight after. Promise. 270 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,279 I'm not leaving you in here. I said get out. 271 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,120 Ugh! Fine. 272 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,479 I'm out. 273 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,599 [indistinct chatter] 274 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,079 Uncle Ned's mad at you. 275 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,639 No, he's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine. 276 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:25,880 Come on. 277 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,680 Play this. 278 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,760 Rudolph? 279 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:52,080 I'm here to see a man about a horse. 280 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,920 Don't get into debt with Cowboy. 281 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,320 Got it. 282 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,239 So, uh... 283 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,399 where do I find the horse? 284 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,399 Out back. 285 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,319 Where in the Outback? It's a big place. 286 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,799 Out... the... back. 287 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,639 Of course, yeah. 288 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:13,599 Come on, Bub. 289 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,079 Got the papers. Ready to sign my life away. 290 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,759 You promised ice-cream. 291 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,159 Yeah. You know that cowboy that was at your party? 292 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:25,679 The poohead who busted my pinata? 293 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,959 Yeah. 294 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,639 Just helping him out. Shouldn't take too long. 295 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,560 Why are you friends with him? 296 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:36,319 Well, uh, I needed help finding your dad, 297 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,959 and Cowboy's really good at finding people. 298 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,399 Wait. 299 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,399 So that cowboy fella found my dad for you? 300 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,759 For us, yeah. 301 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:48,039 Guess I shouldn't have called him a poohead then. 302 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,440 I've been called worse than that, little lady. 303 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,679 You got my keys? 304 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,840 Keys? 305 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,760 [jingling] 306 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,960 Horse. Of course. 307 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,200 This isn't gonna come back to bite me, is it? 308 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,199 Horse here don't bite. 309 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,959 Unless you make it angry. 310 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,279 Does my dad have a cool car like this too? 311 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,799 I don't know. 312 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,119 I heard he's pretty deadly with a footfall. 313 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,119 - Whoa! - So I'm told. 314 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,559 Your paperwork. 315 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,679 I don't have to put it in my name, do I? 316 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,330 You're not gonna do anything illegal in it, are you? 317 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,959 - [engine starts] - Hey. 318 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,520 Thank you. 319 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,200 Come on. Let's go this way. 320 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,720 [engine revving loudly] 321 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,160 [Taya] He's deadly! 322 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,199 Maybe I do want to meet my dad. 323 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,519 Can we do it now before I get shame? 324 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:54,719 Yeah. 325 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,400 And forget ice-cream. I've got a better idea. 326 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,600 You right? 327 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,240 Here he is. 328 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,239 Hey, Taya. 329 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,920 Oh, you want me to call you Bub? 330 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,959 Um, B... Bub's good. 331 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,520 Well, Bub it is. 332 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,079 Here, I got you something. Sorry. 333 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,159 Little bit scuffed there. There you go. 334 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,279 I got you something too. 335 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,039 Oh, my favourite. 336 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,239 Had a few sips, so you can't have it anymore. 337 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:44,159 - No, only gammin! - [laughing] 338 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,679 - You are a proper cheeky one. - Understatement. 339 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,930 Well, you must get that from your mum because I'm proper serious. 340 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,439 I'm pretty sure you're gammin. 341 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,480 - [Lauren laughing] - There's no getting past you. 342 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,519 You want to have a kick? 343 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,039 Yeah. 344 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,559 [Jarad] Alright, let's see what you got. 345 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,999 [Taya] See what you got. 346 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,280 Alright. 347 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,439 - [Jarad] Right here. - [Taya] Alright. 348 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,039 - [thudding] - [Jarad] Oh, rocket! Nice. 349 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,390 - [Taya] Nice, nice. - What about your marking? 350 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,599 Nice. 351 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,039 [Taya] We need to work on your catching! 352 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,400 [Jarad] There, now. 353 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,280 Game face. Oh, oh! 354 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,840 Nice. 355 00:16:33,841 --> 00:16:36,719 - [Jarad] Come on now. Nice and high. - [phone ringing] 356 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,079 - [Taya grunting] - [Jarad] Ooh! 357 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,199 - Shit! - [Taya] Let me try again. 358 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,559 - Hello? - Miss Ford? 359 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,039 [Lauren] Yes, speaking. 360 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:47,679 Oh, good. Good, good. Victoria Evans from the department. 361 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,239 We need to talk custody. 362 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,679 - Custody? - [Jarad] Nice. 363 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,679 Oh, no, no. Not... 364 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,839 Not Taya. Taya's check-in isn't for another month. 365 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,319 Please don't be alarmed. - Right. 366 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,479 I'm talking... custody of my babies. 367 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:08,039 My husband, my ex-husband, he's trying to take them away from me 368 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,839 and I was personally impressed with how rudely you treated me 369 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:15,839 and I would like you to treat him with the same wicked disdain. 370 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,959 Victoria, this isn't a great time. I'll call you back. 371 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,679 Exactly. Perfect. Yes, just like that. 372 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,759 We need to make his life a legal hell. 373 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,919 You want me to represent you? 374 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,279 Slob doesn't stand a chance against us. What do you say? 375 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,279 I'd be your first Darwin client, 376 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,559 and you could drag this out for months. Hm? 377 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,039 Tell me more about this dog of a husband. 378 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,079 No, no, sorry. I think you're still confused. 379 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,079 He's not the dog. 380 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,439 I mean, he's an arsehole, 381 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,479 but he is trying to take my dogs away from me. 382 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,839 My... 383 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,719 My beautiful fur babies. 384 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,199 Tell me more about your fur babies. 385 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,959 The trick to scoring is forget the posts, alright? 386 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,960 Just imagine you're kicking to someone beyond the goals. 387 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,879 - You got that? - Yeah. 388 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,080 Yeah, you got this. 389 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,879 You're too far! 390 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,239 Try it, you'll see. 391 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,520 That's it. 392 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,960 Yes! 393 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,439 Yes! 394 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,919 ? And you know it's not a lie ? 395 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,119 ? When I say I ? 396 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:31,239 [both] ? Love you, love you, love you, love you... 397 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,799 Aunty, Aunty, what's happening? 398 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,439 - Why are you slack? - I'm not slack. 399 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,439 - I'm singing, aren't I? - Is that what that was? 400 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,319 You sound like a dustbuster from Dollars And Sense. Huhhh... 401 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,639 I want Dyson! 402 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,959 - Vrrr! - [laughing] 403 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,599 Is it funny to you? 404 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,479 Sorry, no! 405 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,519 - Just, Lauren has been- ? I don't wanna hear it! ? 406 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,119 ? I don't wanna hear it. ? 407 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,999 Oh, come on now. I'm your Aunty. 408 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,999 Brrp! Not here, you're not. 409 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,039 - You're the Dolly to my Kenny. - No, I'm Kenny. 410 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,759 - You are Dolly. - Fine, whatever. 411 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,319 Look, you spend all your time looking after these mob. 412 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:07,240 For one hour, couple of times a week, take care of yourself. 413 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,040 I don't know how. 414 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,359 This is my medicine. 415 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,959 It can be yours too, if you let it. 416 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,239 Mmm... 417 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,119 Shut everyone out, 418 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,879 Ned, Lauren, everything. 419 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,360 Just do it because it makes you feel... better. 420 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,799 Alright. 421 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,479 - Let's do this. - [both chuckling] 422 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,959 ? When I say I ? 423 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,719 [both] ? Love you, love you ? 424 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,959 ? Love you, love you, love you, you ? 425 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,519 [Trevor joins loudly] ? Love you! Love you! ? 426 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,959 ? Love you, love you, love you! ? 427 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,800 What, was I sharp again? 428 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,160 [both laughing] 429 00:20:00,221 --> 00:20:02,959 [Taya] He wasn't mean at all. 430 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,959 I wonder why Mum didn't want him around. 431 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,679 Yeah, I guess you can still like someone 432 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,479 but not want them around all day, every day... 433 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,759 [Taya] True. Mum liked it just the two of us, I could tell. 434 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,239 Plus, he was yarning about 435 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,159 how my sisters are so excited to meet me. 436 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,879 I've always wanted sisters. 437 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,719 He said he might even bring them to a game. And... 438 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,319 Aunty Lauren, are you listening to me? 439 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,880 Yeah, great. 440 00:20:30,811 --> 00:20:34,879 [Taya shouting] Hey, Uncle Ned! I met my dad. 441 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,399 And he's really good at footy! 442 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,120 And I've got sisters! 443 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,679 Uncle Ned! 444 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,439 Uncle? 445 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,839 [Ned, on recording] Hi, this is Ned, 446 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,119 formerly of Legally Poached, currently... 447 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,920 [Taya] Uncle! 448 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,440 [dog barking] 449 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:58,240 - [skateboards clatter] - [indistinct chatter, laughing] 450 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:11,359 You know what, he does have chicken legs, eh? 451 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,639 [laughing] 452 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,479 [boy] Hey, if he had chicken legs, he'd eat 'em, eh? 453 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,839 [laughing] 454 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,520 [laughter stops] 455 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,359 - [lighter clicks] - [bubbling] 456 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,039 [coughing] 457 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,359 [? A.B. Original Feat. King Tee: "The Feast"] 458 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,279 See, my jaffles, yeah? 459 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,439 They're not merely jaffles. 460 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,759 This shit is metaphorical. 461 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,879 - Word, yeah. [laughing] - Sick as, bro. 462 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,559 See, the bread, yeah? The bread is my wife. 463 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,559 And I'm the cheese. 464 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,999 And the bread is constantly, constantly 465 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,959 trying to oppress the cheese, 466 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,359 trying to keep the cheese in its cage, man. 467 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:50,679 - But the cheese just wants to escape! - Yes, yes, it does. 468 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,959 - The cheese wants to be free! - Yes, it does, yeah. 469 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,319 - Yes. - Yes, yeah. 470 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,999 Here, take that, take that. 471 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,279 See, look at this. 472 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,720 Ooh! Look at that. 473 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,039 Freedom cheese. 474 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,079 On the outside of the jaffle, see? 475 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,199 - The best bit. - Yes! Exactly. 476 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,279 Yes, bruz, it's the best bit! 477 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,279 Freedom cheese, is the best bit of the jaffle. 478 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,439 [laughing] 479 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,239 Yeah. 480 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,279 No! 481 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,239 Not the freedom cheese, man! What's up? 482 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,879 Sorry, man, Tickles isn't house-trained, eh? 483 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,239 [laughing] 484 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,639 What a bloke. 485 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,999 - I need a piss. - Righto, righto. 486 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,200 You just help yourself to the... 487 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,879 Help yourself to whatever. 488 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,600 - I don't care. - [laughing] 489 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,480 [song continues] 490 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,039 [engine starting] 491 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,239 [laughing] 492 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,640 [brakes squeaking] 493 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,520 [beeping, revving] 494 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,559 Hey! Hey! 495 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,200 Ow! Hey! 496 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,880 That's my... Come back! 497 00:23:10,991 --> 00:23:13,079 [groaning] 498 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,559 [song ends] 499 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,960 [horn beeping] 500 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,840 [thunder rumbling] 501 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,759 Hey, I'm serious. It's time to go to bed. 502 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,839 I can't sleep. 503 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,199 Maybe if you put the ball away, it'll help you settle. 504 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,399 [inhaling, exhaling deeply] 505 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,640 Come on. 506 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,079 Aunty Lauren? 507 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,440 Yes? 508 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,440 Where's Uncle Ned'O? 509 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,960 - [exhaling] - Leroy. 510 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,359 Come here. 511 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,200 [both] Mmm. 512 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,879 Right? Oh, OK. 513 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,120 - [Ned] Can I stay here? - Um... Right. 514 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,920 Right, just head in there. 515 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:23,560 [? Birdz and Trials: "Cowboy's Anthem [I'm On My Way]"] 516 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,800 [music ends] 517 00:25:41,850 --> 00:25:46,400 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36636

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