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[? Jem Cassar-Daley: "I Just
Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over You"]
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? Ooh ?
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? I drink good coffee...
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That's the last of it, mate.
There you go.
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- Thank you.
- Drive safe.
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Yeah, no worries.
See youse up in Darwin.
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I feel like I only just
got the menu right.
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- You ready?
- Not really.
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? And when I'm done ?
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? I feel like talkin' ?
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? Without you here ?
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? There is less to say ?
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? Don't want you thinking ?
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? I am unhappy ?
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? What is closer ?
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? To the truth ?
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? That if I lived ?
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? Till I was 102 ?
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? I just don't think I'll ever ?
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? Get over you ?
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[Lauren] Sorry, Bub.
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But since we're all moving into
one house,
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everything you own needs to
fit inside this suitcase.
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Everything? That's impossible!
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Whose stupid idea is that?
It's so stupid.
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- I don't even want to move into that stupid house.
- Just... Please get on with it.
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But how? I have so much stuff!
It's not going to fit in the suitcase.
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[Lauren] Just do it, please.
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[Trevor] All good. We'll make it fun.
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- You call this fun?
- Oh, don't stress, love.
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You know Aunty Lauren's old bedroom
that you stay in for sleepovers?
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Well, that's your room now.
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Besides, I'm going to help you
smuggle some extra stuff.
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- How are you going to do that?
- How about this?
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No-one can see.
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I'll hide it up there.
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Oompa, oompa... Up me joomper.
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There you go. See?
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Aunty Lauren will see that straightaway.
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Nah, she thinks I'm fat already,
so don't worry.
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- [laughing] Right, what else?
- Mmm, my clothes.
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Yeah, your clothes.
Oh, how about your ball?
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- My footy?
- Yeah.
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- Now, what else have you got?
- All of these.
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Oh, your whole army, eh? Pop 'em in.
Oh, crikey!
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- This is my favourite book.
- Now then, who have we forgotten?
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We have to take Jaquavius Thompson.
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Oh, yeah, of course.
Give him to me. Right.
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Now, can you see anything?
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If you put more stuff in there, you're
not even going to be able to walk.
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Oh, I'll be... I'll be... I'll b...
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I'll be fine! [groaning]
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[both laughing]
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[grunting] Can't get up, I'm so fat.
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Ugh! There we go.
Do you think they'll notice?
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You're a ridiculous man.
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I know. I've been practising
for a long time.
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- [both laughing]
- [Trevor] There you go.
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[Bub] Oi! What's in the box?
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Aunty Lauren, what are you doing?
Where are you going with that?
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To the skip.
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Look, we'll keep what we can,
but we have to throw out some stuff.
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But it's not your stuff!
It's our stuff! It's Mum's!
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You can't throw out
other people's stuff.
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- Bub!
- That's rude, you're rude!
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- [door slamming]
- Bub, stop!
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[Lauren] Taya!
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- [rummaging]
- Get out of the skip!
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I'm serious. Out!
There's rusty stuff in there.
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You can't throw this out. Mum used to
make my breakfast with this!
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Hon, it's broken.
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- Mum loved this plant.
- But it's dead.
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I mean...
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[Lauren sighs]
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Bub, I'm sorry. I understand.
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No, you don't! There's no reason
why I can't keep...
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...keep...
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Why don't you leave the tea towel here
and we'll go see Uncle Ned?
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It's Mum's favourite sarong.
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So what do you reckon, Bub?
Ready to go back to school?
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- No.
- Oh, come on.
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I bet you're missing your friends
after two whole weeks.
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- I bet they're missing you too.
- I don't care!
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All sorted with the removal people.
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I asked them to
leave it all upstairs.
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[whispers] She alright?
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Oh, hey, look! Who's a lucky girl?
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Not hungry.
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- [Lauren] Not even for ice-cream?
- Oh.
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Nup.
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Oh, well. More for me.
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- Yeah.
- Ooh, chocolate.
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- Hey, not fair!
- [both] Mmm!
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Oh!
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You're right, Bub.
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These last couple of weeks
haven't been fair at all.
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Alright, let's do something fun.
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So you're saying I get to
boss you around like a real-life queen?
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- Exactly.
- All day?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't know about this.
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It's just a bit of fun
before school tomorrow.
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We can trust her
not to be a tyrant, can't we, Bub?
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That's Queen to you, minion. Queen!
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- [Bub] And footy, but inside.
I've always wanted to try that! - What the hell?
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I told them to
leave it in the house.
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...but just eating the dough, and...
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What's with all the boxes?
Is this your stuff?
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Where are we gonna put everything?
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- I have no idea.
- Halt, minion!
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I didn't say you could pick that up.
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I'm so sorry, Your Majesty.
You must forgive me.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Why do my plebs
get to keep all this,
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but the queen's only allowed
one suitcase?
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Because sometimes life isn't fair,
Your Majesty.
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And sometimes
queens chop peasants' heads off.
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Look, Bub, I know we said
you could be queen for a day,
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but we can't
leave all of this stuff out here.
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And I've got an important
phone call later, OK? So...
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Your first request, my liege?
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Go back to mine and get all my stuff!
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- Your second request, my liege?
- I'll give you a hint.
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It starts with 'c'
and ends with 'ookies'.
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And we're gonna eat them raw.
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After this, can we play footy inside?
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What?
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[woman over phone]
The department have a few questions
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re: your application
for Taya's guardianship.
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- Is now a good time?
- Sure.
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Uh, now, the biological father,
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his name does not seem to be included
on the birth certificate.
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Yeah, no. Um...
We don't know who he is.
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That's how Ronelle wanted it.
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[woman] OK. There is another thing
that I'm a little confused about.
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If you're on this top wage tier,
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why are you moving back in
with your parents?
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Look, Victoria...
Can I call you Victoria?
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Before the, um, the tragedy,
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Taya was already staying here
twice a week.
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My husband and I are
only trying to keep it familiar.
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And your husband's work?
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Uh, between jobs.
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- Unemployed.
- Self-employed.
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Look, Victoria, I have
enough South Australian clients
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to keep us afloat.
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Yes, but a private legal practice
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isn't as stable
as permanent employment.
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You think people in Darwin
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screw around less than
people in Adelaide?
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Excuse me?
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As long as people keep getting
divorced, I'll keep getting hired.
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[crashing, clattering]
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Miss Ford, I am currently
going through a divorce myself,
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and I don't appreciate you
making jokes about it.
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Cool. Um, could we wrap this up?
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Please don't get defensive, Miss Ford.
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The Department of Child Services
simply needs to know
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that Taya is in
a safe and stable environment.
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- S...
- [crashing]
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[Victoria] Um, what was that?
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[Lauren, softly]
You're killing me here!
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- Sorry.
- Is everything OK?
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- Uh, yes.
- Right.
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Well, I will see you
at the inspection,
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and we can discuss it then.
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That's great. That's great, Victoria.
Have a good one. Bye!
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Right! That's enough!
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[? Electric Fields:
"Don't You Worry - Live At Ukaria"]
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[Daffy sings along indistinctly]
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Oh, don't stop. Missed your singing.
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Don't you miss doing it
for an audience?
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How is she meant to go to school
without her uniform?
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- Well, take it with us. Here.
- That's not the point!
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Lauren is used to
thinking about Lauren.
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But now that she's got someone else
to think about, this is what happens.
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Have you ever thought about
joining a choir or a band again?
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Why are you so eager to
get me out of the house?
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Because we need something outside
of the kids. Hobbies are healthy.
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- Healthy for rich people.
- Oh...
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I... Honestly!
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It's going to be
a parenting shit-show
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the way these two are going.
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Right.
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? Don't you worry ?
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? Something inside sayin' ?
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? Don't you worry...
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You said all day!
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This is still the day!
I'm still the boss!
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Queens need to
keep their queendoms clean!
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Minions need to shut up!
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Bub! We can't leave the house
looking like this.
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Besides, you've got school tomorrow.
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Queens don't go to school!
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Ah! Strict tutelage: vital
for running any kingdom effectively.
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You lied. You're a liar.
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Let's not end your reign like this,
please, Your Majesty.
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No more queen crap!
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Stop acting spoilt
and take these toys to your room
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like I've asked you 30 times already!
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Mum, I can explain.
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She did it.
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[Daffy] Bloody hell, Lauren.
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[Lauren] We have to do better.
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It's going to be a living hell
if Mum's always pissed off with me.
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Ah, she'll get over it.
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No, you don't know Mum. She digs in.
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Can you stop stressing all the time?
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You're stressing me out
with all your stressing.
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Yeah, if you stressed a little more,
maybe I could stress a little less.
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It could be worse.
Look at where we are.
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Starry skies, tropical nights.
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Oh, my God. This is it.
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That thing that mothers are always
talking about. The mental load.
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Hop in. Feel the anxiety float away.
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Ned, we need to get
our parenting shit together, pronto.
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How hard can it be?
We drop her off to school.
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We pick her up from school.
We throw some food in her mouth.
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We put her to bed. Repeat. Easy!
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[birds calling]
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Listen...
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I love you so much.
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And we have been through
so much together.
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Wherever you go, I go.
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And wherever I go, you go!
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Agh!
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[both laughing]
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- I hate you.
- Oh!
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- See? It's nice.
- Yeah, it is nice.
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[birds calling]
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[air siren blaring]
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- [Ned] What's wrong?
- [Lauren] What was that?
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School starts in 15 minutes.
It takes eight minutes to get there.
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Bub, what's 15 minus 8?
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- Um...
- Too slow!
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Seven! OK! You, brush your teeth.
I'll get your uniform.
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- Ned, lunch.
- You mean breakfast?
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- That too! Go, go, go!
- Lunch! Breakfast!
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- [Lauren] Where's the school uniform?
! - [Bub] I can't find my toothbrush!
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- Bloody hell.
- Look in the cabinet! - Breakfast! Come and get it! Oh!
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Let the peacocks run the show.
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Look, Taya
is not your responsibility.
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- Hurry up, ya mob!
- [blaring]
243
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,999
What do you want, then?
244
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,199
[bell ringing]
245
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,600
[kids shouting indistinctly]
246
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,319
Late again, Joey?
247
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,799
Sorry, Miss Prissypull.
248
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,319
It's principal.
It's pronounced 'principal', Joey.
249
00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,199
- OK, Miss Prissypull.
- [engine revving]
250
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,839
- What are you...
- [tyres squealing]
251
00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,479
Stop!
252
00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,560
Agh!
253
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,639
[laughing] Nice one, Aunty.
254
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,640
Go on, go to school now.
255
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,040
Sorry, sorry.
256
00:11:49,271 --> 00:11:53,199
One dead bridesmaid
not enough for you?
257
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,639
- Oh, don't.
- [laughing] Too dark?
258
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,879
- Bit bloody soon, yeah.
- [laughing]
259
00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,360
Oh, my God.
260
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,479
- [exhaling]
- How's the deep end?
261
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,879
Mummy learnt to swim yet?
262
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,879
Properly drowning, sis.
I don't know how Ronelle did it.
263
00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:10,039
Mmm. Missing her.
264
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,560
Me too.
265
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:18,760
Well, better get Art
to Clag-up my broken sign.
266
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,680
- Love you.
- Yeah, love you.
267
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,879
[car door closes]
268
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,600
[Lauren] Dana! Wait!
269
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,519
Shame job, sis!
270
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,879
I know. But something's bothering me.
271
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,519
I know the feeling.
272
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,439
Bub's dad,
do you think he knows about Bub?
273
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:50,839
Cudjeri, you, of all people, know
how fast the Black Telegraph travels.
274
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:54,359
If he knew, every aunty this side of
Tennant Creek would know.
275
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,159
But still, do you think he's mob?
276
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,440
'Course! You know she had a type.
277
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,360
Mm.
278
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,919
Can you spit it out
279
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,119
before someone catches me
talking to the local crazy?
280
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:10,120
I'm thinking...
maybe Taya should meet her dad.
281
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,399
- Oh!
- Mmm!
282
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,239
When Bub was born, I said that to
Ronelle and she told me to back off.
283
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,279
Same!
284
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,319
I thought it was wrong
she kept him out of the picture.
285
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,399
Yeah!
286
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,559
But... what if he's a dawg?
287
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,240
There's only one way to find out.
288
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,279
- Maybe I shouldn't pry.
- Cudjeri!
289
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,559
Your instinct on this is on-point.
290
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,159
I'm in! Let's find him.
291
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,960
Yeah, but let's not rush into it, eh?
292
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,079
Actually...
293
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,759
[indistinct whispering]
294
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,999
What?
295
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,679
[indistinct whispering]
296
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,479
You're just moving your mouth, sis.
What are you saying?
297
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,039
- I know a guy who knows a guy!
- OK, what does that mean?
298
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,759
I've said too much.
299
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,840
I'm in! Let's do it.
300
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,360
It's fine.
301
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,720
Can you go blow off some steam?
You seem stressed!
302
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,719
O... OK.
303
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,199
[? King Stingray: "Best Bits"]
304
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:17,280
? Ah-ah, ah...
305
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,439
- [man] Morning.
- Morning.
306
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,759
[both breathing heavily]
307
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,119
[awkward laughing]
308
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,159
[both breathing heavily]
309
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,759
Good to get them toxins out.
310
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,199
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
311
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,759
It really clears the head, totally.
312
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,199
Yeah, yeah. I'm really
feeling those endorphins.
313
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,040
- Yeah, yeah.
- [indistinct]
314
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:46,079
- Let's never do this again.
- God, I love you for saying that.
315
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,519
- [groaning]
- You right?
316
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,879
Yeah, I haven't
had a chance to unpack.
317
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,879
I just had to free-ball it.
318
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,399
Got runner's chafe.
319
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,110
- [phone ringing]
- Oh, God, that beach looks perfect.
320
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,799
- Oh. Adelaide calls. One sec.
- [on phone] Hi.
321
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,599
- Oh! Why did I do that?
- Lauren, are you there?
322
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,639
- Hello?
- Sorry.
323
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,199
Thandiwe!
You surviving without me?
324
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,880
[low tone plays]
325
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,280
[gentle music plays]
326
00:15:24,751 --> 00:15:29,999
[Lauren] Yeah. I think
if we're both working from home,
327
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,999
- we should sort out some strategies so that we don't lose time.
- [Ned] No! Get away from me! Agh!
328
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,759
- Ah! What happened?
- [Ned] Help!
329
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,039
Some dopey tourist went swimming.
330
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,559
I'll call you back.
331
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:39,959
- Agh!
- Alright, mate. I got you.
332
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,879
God! It's like a stab and a sting
and a burn all at once!
333
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,119
- Oh, Jesus.
- Ned! Leroy!
334
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,639
Agh! Ah, it's my bollock.
335
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,239
- Got me right in the balls!
- Yeah, jellyfish are pricks.
336
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,359
- [groaning]
- Here's a cold beer.
337
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,639
- Bit early, isn't it?
- Well, I don't have Panadol!
338
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,199
Great first aid. Get the vinegar!
339
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,039
Lucky you were stung and not eaten.
340
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,519
There's crocs in there?
341
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,279
There's crocodiles everywhere, babe!
342
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,719
[Leroy] They're protected,
you ning-nong.
343
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,239
I can't vasectomise another fella.
344
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,639
Ugh!
345
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:10,239
No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll do this.
I'll do this. I can handle it.
346
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,799
It's just a bit of vinegar, right?
347
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,319
[exhaling]
348
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,960
I can't do it. I can't do it!
349
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,759
Is it bad? Oh! It's bad, isn't it?
350
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,079
- [Lauren] No!
- No, it's...
351
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,879
- It's... fine.
- It's totally fine. I've seen worse.
352
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,199
- Is it bad?
- It looks like a mozzie bite.
353
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,519
No! Yeah, it's just...
354
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:30,120
Oh, God! It's really bad!
It's very, very bad.
355
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:36,320
[groaning]
356
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,440
[Ned] Thank you.
357
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,879
So how's my Bubinator going?
358
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,439
Sweet of you to ask, Leroy, she's...
359
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,959
She missed the last two games
and the team's a bloody debacle without her.
360
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,439
That kid does love her football.
361
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,519
Yeah, and she's got training
this afternoon.
362
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,919
- Just saying.
- [exhaling]
363
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,359
You right, chef?
364
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,199
Lucky I'm not
planning to become a dad.
365
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,799
What are you talking about, brother?
You are a dad.
366
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,930
And dads take their daughters
to footy training, don't they?
367
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:15,879
Speaking of dads, did Ronelle
ever talk to you about Bub's?
368
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,719
Hey, that's none of my business.
369
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,839
Ronelle squashed that convo
years ago.
370
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,719
But why? What if he's good for Bub?
371
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,079
Oh, hang on.
I've just closed down my restaurant.
372
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,399
- Tuck shop.
- Cafe.
373
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,759
Semantics. The point is,
if finding her dad was an option,
374
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:31,159
then what am I doing here?
I mean, Leroy just called me her dad.
375
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,519
Not her real dad. Just her dad.
376
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,599
That doesn't even make sense.
377
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,199
Look, I wouldn't have upended my life
if I wasn't needed.
378
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,679
We're just spit-balling.
379
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,679
Ronelle didn't want him in Bub's life
when she was alive.
380
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,119
I can't see her
wanting him in the picture
381
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,080
now that she's... not alive.
382
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,599
Forget it.
How you feeling down there?
383
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,559
Could do with another Panadol,
to be honest.
384
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:52,800
Me too.
385
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:02,839
[Leroy] So, a big move
for you two, yeah?
386
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,599
[Ned] Yeah, pretty big.
Getting used to it, though.
387
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,430
Not sure about the local wildlife,
you know what I mean?
388
00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:11,559
- [Victoria] So, where is Lauren?
- [Daffy] Working.
389
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,599
Well, I did tell her
about this appointment.
390
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,159
- But you also told her to work.
- Yes, I did.
391
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:19,079
Exactly. And that's
exactly what she's doing.
392
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:23,039
As you can see, Taya has a room
of her own, and it's clean too.
393
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:26,319
Look, closeable door. Put that down
in your little clipboard.
394
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,799
Right, uh, requirements are met
395
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,199
as long as Taya
continues having her own room
396
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,079
and Lauren maintains
her current wage.
397
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,559
Well, lucky
idiots keep getting divorced.
398
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,679
Indeed.
399
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,799
Let me show you
another closeable door.
400
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,039
It's just around the corner here.
It's called a front door.
401
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,319
[Leroy] I said, whose ball is it?
402
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,799
Now, come on,
answer me loud and clear,
403
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,399
or, true God,
I'm gonna pop all these balls.
404
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:52,359
Oi, are your ears painted on?
I asked, whose ball is it?
405
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,159
- Our ball, coach!
- [Leroy] Well, it's about time.
406
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:58,159
Go on, then, tackle drills.
Go, go, go, go!
407
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,159
Taya, you try
handballing it to Marcus.
408
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,999
The rest of you,
take turns attacking Taya.
409
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,159
Hey, settle, cuz.
410
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,519
Remember, use your second arm
to grab her wrist
411
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,999
so she can't lever it to Marcus!
412
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,799
Oh, what are you doing? Attack her!
413
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:15,839
Are you lot actively
trying to embarrass your parents?
414
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,399
Well, now that Taya's back,
415
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,159
I won't let these mongrels
embarrass me again, you hear?
416
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,999
You might wanna just turn
the temperature down a little bit.
417
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,279
Taya's been through a lot, you know?
418
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:29,879
And I honestly don't know that kids
respond to that hairdryer treatment.
419
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,679
- [scoffing]
- It's not good for you either.
420
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,879
I can see the veins
popping out in your neck.
421
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,439
You need to take it easy.
422
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,839
They'll think that that's the way that
they have to respond to pressure,
423
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,399
and I don't think
that's a good lesson for kids.
424
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,239
They kind of
reflect what you show them.
425
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,159
So maybe just a bit more of
a softly-softly, gently-gently...
426
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,839
OK, you big hero!
427
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,959
You think it's easy? You do it.
428
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,840
No, I was just pointing out that
yelling isn't working.
429
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,560
Yeah, alright.
430
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,519
Wait, Ned doesn't know
anything about football.
431
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,079
Either do the kids.
Match made in heaven!
432
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,999
No, I'm serious!
He's never even watched a... game.
433
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,119
Don't put it on you, ya boob!
They're gonna think you're...
434
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:10,119
- OK, gang. Do you wanna gather
round? - [kid] He's got the jacket on.
435
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:13,479
- He's wearing the jacket!
- Hi. I'm Ned.
436
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,759
I'm, uh...
I'm your new coach, apparently.
437
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:20,839
So, can anyone tell me what this is?
438
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,039
- [all] A ball.
- A ball, right.
439
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,439
- And where are the bats?
- There's no bats.
440
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:29,439
No bats? Well, how'd you get the ball
through the big chopstick things?
441
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,799
- You kick it!
- Huh.
442
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,560
Can someone show me how?
443
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,959
[indistinct cheering]
444
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,639
Oh, yes! That was awesome.
445
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,959
Woohoo!
446
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,839
All I'm saying is that we can't let
their palaver become our palaver.
447
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,039
- Mm-hm.
- Now, look how beautiful it is.
448
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,919
We need to find more time
for each other,
449
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,239
just... just you and me, eh?
450
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,159
- [Ned] Hey! Here they are.
- Bub!
451
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,119
- Have you seen this girl
kick a football? - Mm-hm.
452
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,159
I haven't even
scored a goal all season.
453
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,479
Are you kidding me?
You kicked that ball like a rocket.
454
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,599
What are you wearing that for?
455
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,679
'Cause I'm the new coach.
456
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,639
- Is he gammin?
- Nuh, he's the coach.
457
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,119
- I'm not gammining. No.
- [laughing]
458
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:18,079
You won't win a game this season now,
that's for sure, eh?
459
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,119
I think you'll be better than Leroy.
460
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,319
He'll be better than Leroy?
Well, that's not hard, is it?
461
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,759
Anyone would be better than Leroy.
462
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,559
Leroy hasn't won a game
in three seasons.
463
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,959
- Oh...
- [laughing]
464
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,999
Never mind, Ned'O, you'll be right.
465
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,120
- [gulls squawking]
- [indistinct chatter]
466
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,959
I found him, kinda.
467
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,119
You mean the, um... baby daddy?
468
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,959
Don't be stupid.
I'm deadly, but I'm not that deadly.
469
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,239
I found Cowboy.
Why do I need a cowboy?
470
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,999
No, no, some muligah.
471
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,679
Rumour has it, any bastard gone AWOL,
Cowboy's your man.
472
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,119
Even cops use him, time-to-time,
like a tracker.
473
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,359
Oh, I want nothing to do with him.
He sounds notherkind.
474
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,639
He is notherkind. That's the point.
475
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,599
You see that beautiful
English crumpet over there?
476
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,559
He came to this backwater for me.
477
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,959
It would be cruel to
take Taya away from him now.
478
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,599
What about the woman in her PJs
who told me she was drowning?
479
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,279
She'd rather be drowning than
signing her own divorce papers.
480
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,879
So, that's that, then?
481
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,839
Bub never gets to find out
who her dad is,
482
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,359
where half her mob's from,
483
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,920
because of what? Ned's fragility.
484
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:23,559
Hey, promise me you won't get
this Cowboy fella involved.
485
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,359
[playful music plays]
486
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,760
I promise.
487
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,319
- Excuse me!
- [phone ringing]
488
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,919
Beers, sav-blanc, menus.
489
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,960
- Lauren Ford.
- I hear you're looking for someone.
490
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,719
Did Dana give you my number?
491
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,839
Do you know
what a cock-sucking cowboy is?
492
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:46,239
You mean the drink or
an actual cowboy that likes to suck?
493
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,679
Well, I drink
at the Humpty Doo Hotel.
494
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,759
Guess what I drink.
495
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,319
Hey, I don't know what Dana's told you,
but she's got the wrong idea.
496
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,559
You know what I drink
and where I drink.
497
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,560
The rest is up to you, Jillaroo.
498
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,400
[Western movie-style music plays]
499
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,600
[music ends]
500
00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:42,200
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