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Previously, on The Fosters...

I know you killed
your grandmother

-and we're gonna prove it.
-You're crazy.

Troy didn't
kill his grandmother.

They have all kinds
of proof that he was at work.

-Are you pregnant?
-Nobody else knows.

Brandon:
I would support your right
to make your own decision.

-She isn't pregnant anymore.
-You're screwing my brother!

-That is not true!
-No, she's not!

Jude:
Why don't they talk
about gay sex?

How do you think
that would play
with the parents?

Lena:
Gays and lesbians
are really left out.

I'm gonna make sure
they get informed
off campus.

I wanna adopt you.

Ana has a record,
you know.

They wouldn't let her
move in here

while Mike
was fostering you.

But now that he's adopting you,
that won't be an issue.

-Can I help you?
-Could I maybe get you
a cup of coffee?

We are filing for divorce,
so we can freeze our assets.

I see a beautiful woman
with a spirit 10 years
younger than me.

I'm sayin'
this isn't a fling.

Will:
I go every year, but this
is the first time

I've had a beautiful
plus one on my arm.

Sharon:
Stop it.

Mariana:
Is Joshua Tree
where Burning Man is?

Sharon:
No, it's in Nevada.

-How do you know that, Mom?
-We're going next summer.

So, what do people do exactly
at an RV rally?

-Well, we do 'shrooms.
-Mother!

-What? They're not drugs.
-Yes, they are.

Don't get any ideas,
you guys.

I mean, mostly it's about
meeting other roadies.

We share stories.
We get present
with the Mother.

-Earth.
-Mm.

We have met
some fascinating characters.

And they have met you.

-Should I tell 'em
about our last night?
-Sure.

Let's see, we were
with some-- some good friends,

and we're...
around the campfire,

underneath this canopy
of stars and, uh...

I asked your mother
to marry me.

-Oh...
-Mariana:
Oh, my, God!

(laughing)

When's the wedding?
Am I a bridesmaid?

Well, look, I mean,
I was hoping Vegas, but...

I love Vegas.

Honey, you've
never been to Vegas.

Well, I-- I've already
gotten married
in Vegas once

to Stef's dad,
but wherever we get married,

I-- I wouldn't wanna do it
without you all there.

What we're thinkin'
is we all just head down
to the courthouse together.

Oh... gross, no.
You should have it here.

Oh, no, no. No.

That's too much to ask.

No, no, it's not.

Mariana, love,
I'm-- I'm a little busy
with my new job.

Mom is not busy.

Yes, I am, honey.
I have to take Jesus
to physical therapy

-every day and--
-Well, I'm not
going anymore.

What?
Yes you are.

-No, I'm not.
-Jesus?

Forget it, really.
I mean, you're too busy.

I mean... I-- I would take care
of everything.

And I'll help.

Sure, let's...
let's do it.

All right!

So you just point me
in the direction
of a good caterer,

maybe some place
to rent a chuppah.

Mariana:
Ooh, and a florist.
We need flowers.

You're awfully
quiet tonight.

I know you're scared, Cal.

I'm fine.

You don't have to put on
a brave face for me,

you know you're not
in this alone, my love.

I am not gonna let you
go to prison, and neither
are Robert's lawyers.

The burden of proof
in adult court is much higher,

and they have no proof
whatsoever that you caused
that accident.

I just don't understand
why Troy wouldn't
take the money,

if he's in debt.

Well, the lawyers
are looking into Troy
and his character,

and they're gonna
find something.

He didn't become
a liar overnight.

I'll take care
of the rest of this.

You go get some sleep,
all right?

-I love you.
-I love you.

Hey, Ma. You guys
settled in all right?

Yeah. It's so great
now that you have
the guest house.

I'll have to come
more often.

Yeah, in that case,
maybe we'll convert it
back to a garage.

-Ha-ha, very funny.
-Ha-ha-ha.

Listen, I need
to talk to you
about something.

Okay.

Will wants to ask you
for my hand in marriage.

And, uh, he wanted
to do it before,

but he didn't think
you liked him.

Okay. Well, I like him fine,
so you can tell him
that he has my blessing.

Well, I want you to tell him
that he doesn't...

have your blessing.

Because I really need you
to get me out of this.

(theme music playing)

♪ It's not where
you come from ♪

♪ It's where you belong ♪

♪ Nothin' I would trade ♪

♪ I wouldn't have it
any other way ♪

♪ You're surrounded ♪

♪ By love and you're wanted ♪

♪ So never feel alone ♪

♪ You are home with me ♪

♪ Right where you belong ♪

Why don't you
wanna marry Will, Ma?

Hmm. We're havin'
such a good time,

why ruin it
by putting
a ring on it?

Why did you
say yes in the
first place?

I didn't wanna say no
in front of our friends

and humiliate him,

and that's why I said
I wanted to do it here.

You know,
buy a little time.

Make a plan.

Okay, well, me breakin'
the news to him

is not a plan, Ma,

and it's not even
an option, okay?

You're a grown... woman,

kind of,
so you go talk to him.

Ma?

Okay.

Fine.

I'll go...

break his heart...

right now.

(school bell ringing)

Hey, check it out.

(laughs)

Hey, Foster. Can't wait
for gay sex ed at your house.

-Are your moms
teaching?
-No.

Are they gonna do
a little show-and-tell?

I'd like to see
some girl-on-girl action!

(laughing)

I mean, I make
a mean cinnamon bun.

You mean like in the tube
you whack on the counter?

Yeah.

No, that's...
that's not baking.

What? You gotta cook 'em
and watch 'em rise.

Oh, you like watchin'
those buns rise?

-Hey, now.
-Hey.

-There she is.
-Mm.

You know Callie,
my girlfriend?

Uh, this is Dawn.

-She's on the girls'
basketball team.
-Oh.

-And we were just talkin'
about the bake sale.
-Mm.

Yeah, so we'll count on
those homemade cinnamon buns
of yours, then?

-You got it.
-Good.

-Nice to meet you.
-Yeah, you too.

She seems very interested
in your buns.

What?

I was actually
just tellin' her

that there's nothin'
as sweet as you.

Ugh! Hey, maybe
you guys can date

when I'm in Los Colinas.

Women's prison?

Don't say things
like that, Callie.

I just hate
all the waiting.

Not knowing
what's gonna happen.

Is there anything
I can do to help?

Do you have plans
after school?

Nothing I can't change.

(doorbell ringing)

Hey. Um...

Jesus isn't feeling well
right now.

I know. He texted me.
I just wanted to...

give him this.

Oh. Um...

You know, he's...

really sorry.

He's not the one
who should be sorry.

He's not just being paranoid.

What he said...
I mean, there is something
going on with you and me.

We're not hooking up
or anything, but there's this...

secret, and...
I just can't face him
and not tell him the truth,

so I've been avoiding him.

So, I-- I wrote him this.

It doesn't say anything
about you.

He doesn't ever need to know
that you went with me,

but I just can't tell him
to his face.

I mean,
what if he freaks out, or--

I-- I-- I think the letter
is a... good idea.

Thanks.

Will you give it to him?

Yeah.

Thanks.

Narrator:
...treehouse was constructed
with permanence

and sustainability in mind.

The design allows
for flexibility...

(knocking on door)

Hey.

So I, uh, I talked
to Emma today.

Yeah? What'd she say?

Not much.
She just, uh...

she... wanted me
to give you this.

What do you think it's
like a... break-up letter
or something?

No.

Um... did you
want me to stay?

No. Nah.
I'm... I'm okay.

Thank you, though.

Yeah.

(sighs)

-Hey, love.
-Oh, hey.

Hey, will you grab those
off the printer for me?

Yeah, sure.

Permission slips.

Yeah, Monte's making me
get them for the sex ed class,

even though it's
not on campus.

-Uh-oh, she's really, uh--
-Covering her ass?

-Yeah.
-Mmm.

Anyway, only two kids
have gotten them signed so far,

so it looks like it's gonna
be a pretty small class.

Why don't you guys
just hang a huge sign
on the house

that says
"Gay virgin lives here."

No, we thought about it,
but it's just too expensive.

Sorry, buddy,
I'm just kidding.

What's going on?
Is that what kids
are saying at school?

No. They're just asking me
if you two are gonna... do it,

you know, demonstrate.

Do we have to have
the sex ed class here?

(sighs) Honey, I guess
I could try to find
a community room somewhere.

Okay.

Oh, hey, you know,
we also think that you should
invite Noah to the class.

Why?

Because you guys
are dating and curious.

It'd be good for him
to have that information,
too, don't you think?

-Okay.
-Great. One more thing
to take care of.

Well, I can look and see
if there's a room available
at the station. All right?

And speaking... of work,
I am on call this weekend.

Uh, what about the wedding?

There's not gonna
be a wedding, love.

Oh, really?

She hasn't told him yet?

I tried, I did try.

Mom! Obviously you didn't
try hard enough.

What can I say?
He was-- He was waiting
for me last night,

you know...
in his birthday suit.

Okay, Mom,
uh, I...

He seduced me
and then I couldn't
tell him after sex.

And this morning, he got up
and left before I woke up.

Well, you have to tell him
before he spends any more
money or time on this.

Well, I can't tell him
before dinner, because
he wants to cook for us,

and he's already
shopped, so...

Hope it's not gonna
be tofurkey again.

Well, I'm just glad
someone else is gonna cook
for once.

-Yeah.
-After dinner, Mom.

Yeah, okay. I...
I know, I will,
I promise.

-Hey, Grandma.
-Hey.

It's gonna be so beautiful.
Are you excited?

Oh, you bet. Yeah.

Okay, so... apparently,
they invited a bunch
of their RV friends,

so we're gonna
have to call a caterer.

-Oh, God.
-What? What's wrong?

AJ:
Scuba divin'?

You got a new hobby
you wanna tell me about?

Thinkin' about it.

All right, come on, Callie,
what are we doin' here?

(clears throat)

Troy Johnson said
he was working here
the day that Martha--

No, Callie, no, no.
Your trial is comin' up.

You need to be thinkin'
about that, not worryin'
about some murder.

Which is the reason why
you got into all this trouble
to begin with.

Well, that's not what
I'm trying to do.

I'm trying to prove
that Troy is a liar.

If he wasn't working here
that day--

But the manager confirmed
he was here, right?

And there's security video
of it, too?

Yeah, we can't trust
the evidence in this case.

Kyle had an alibi witness
and they shut him up.

The only way we can know
what Vanessa Martin said
is if we ask her.

You're not talkin' to anybody.

-Hi.
-Hey.

Can I help you?

Uh, yeah. I was, uh, lookin'
for Vanessa Martin.

I, uh, used to work here,
and I was hopin'

she could write me
a letter of recommendation.

Yeah, she hasn't worked here
for a while.

Uh, do you know
where I could find her?

I know where you could
reach her boyfriend.

Hey, Troy.
Someone to see you.

This guy's looking for Vanessa,
says he worked here with her.

Oh, yeah?
When was that?

Uh... A few years ago.

I've been here for five years,
I don't remember you.

Yeah, well,
I was part-time.

I, uh, I was just hopin'
that she could, um,

write me a letter
of recommendation.

Uh, but it's--
it's not a big deal.
It's-- it's okay.

No, it's fine.
Look, I'm sure
she'd be happy to do it.

Why don't you, um,
just give me your name
and number,

and I'll have her
get a hold of you.

-Okay. Thanks.
-Yeah.

All right. Thank you.

Cool, thanks, Chris.

Okay, so...

Vanessa doesn't work here
anymore.

But guess who does?

-No way, Troy?
-Yep.

It's a good thing
he doesn't know who I am.

-But you talked to him?
-Yeah, well, I didn't mean to.

But, you know, when I asked
where I could reach Vanessa,

they told me to talk
to her boyfriend.

-Troy's her boyfriend?
-Mm-hmm.

He's dating his alibi?

-(banging on window)
-(gasps)

I told you to stay away
from me, you little bitch!

Go! Callie!
Callie! Drive!

I got you
on the security cameras!

I'm gonna call the cops
if you ever come near me again!

-Drive!
-You, too!
This is harassment!

Will, thank you so much
for dinner.

Oh, hey, I just wanted
to thank you all in advance,

'cause I know this wedding
has been an inconvenience.

What is in this?

Those are grilled carrots.

It's crunchy.

And listen, thanks
for letting us
invite our friends,

you know,
they were pretty insistent.

Of course.
Absolutely.

And you kids,
you have to invite
your significant others, okay?

'Cause this is not
just about celebrating
our love, it's our love.

Oh, I almost forget.
I have a surprise.

(muttering)
You're not the only one.

You, uh, gonna invite Emma?

Uh... yeah.

Probably.

Why wouldn't he?

I'm just asking.

Jude, did you ask Noah
about class tomorrow?

Yeah. Um...
he's not gonna be able
to make it.

Class on a Saturday?

What kinda class is that?

It's LGBT sex ed, since
they don't teach it in schools.

Oh. That sounds interesting.
Could I come?

-No.
-No. Mom...

Wow, champagne!

Oh my gosh!
What's the, uh,
special occasion?

Uh... we're getting
married tomorrow.

Oh, well, yeah, that.

-That's all.
-But, uh, heh--

you know, tonight, what is
the special occasion tonight?

This is like a rehearsal dinner,

so I thought it appropriate
that I make a toast...

to the woman who
saw my RV... (laughs)
in her neighborhood,

and 48 hours later...
I think it was less
than 48 hours later,

organized a campaign
to kick me out.

Well, how was I supposed
to know it wasn't a meth lab?

You are... a force of nature.

And, Sharon, there hasn't
been a day that's gone by

that I haven't
woken up grateful for you,

for your heart,
and your wit,
and your beauty,

and your compassion.

And Stef, I know I should've
asked for your blessing
before I popped the question,

but I am...
asking for it now.

Okay.

-Yes.
-Thank you.

Sharon, thanks to your...
your strict adherence

to neighborhood zoning laws,

you've given this
wandering heart a home.

And I'm so lucky
to get to travel this life
with the likes of you.

Thank you.

Lena:
Hm. This is delicious.

Ooh, I forgot the bottle.

How could I not marry that man?

So you're in?

-I would be a fool
not to be.
-Yes!

-All right, who wants a refill?
-Uh, me, right here.

-There you go.
-Me next.

-All right.
-That's great.

Knock, knock.

I got a bunch of meds
your mom sent up for you.

I tell you, with all
those prescriptions,

you'd fit in
with some of my friends.

Hmm.

So what do you got there?

It's a letter from Emma.

Hm?

Yeah, I just, I...
kind of have a headache,
and my eyes are tired.

I've been trying to read it,
but I can't really focus.

Aw, I'm sorry.

(laughs)

I could read it for you
if it's not too personal.

No... Yeah-yeah.

All right.

Let's see what Miss Emma
has to say.

"Hey!" What is it
with you kids and "hey"?

What happened
to the old "Dear,"
you know?

"Dear... Dear Jesus."

-(Jesus laughs)
-I'm not gonna
editorialize anymore.

"First I wanna say
I love you." Awww.

"Even when we were just friends
with benefits."

(laughs)

(laughs)

"Even when we were
just friends with benefits,
I loved you."

Oh, so far not so bad, huh?

I feel like...
there-- there's
a "but" coming, though.

Hmm.

"But things have been hard,
with all that you're
going through.

"I'm sorry I pulled away
the other day,
but it wasn't you.

"It's me.

Is that it?

These-- These, uh,
progressive lenses,

they are just a nightmare.

(clears throat)

Here it is.

"I'm just trying to deal
with everything the best I can.

"And if you wanna talk about it,
I'm totally willing.

I hope you understand."

I thought she was gonna
break up with me.

Mm-hm.

No, I think she's
just looking for a little...

reassurance from you.

Yeah.

But I think
you're gonna wanna
look at that letter yourself...

when you feel
a little better.

Thanks.

I read your letter. And you
have nothing to be sorry for.

I'm not mad at you.
I totally understand.

And we definitely
don't need to talk about this.

And I love you, too.

I should've just canceled
this class.

-Why?
-I've only got three kids,

and that's assuming
the other two show.

Listen, the point
is to do it for Jude. Right?

And maybe with fewer kids,
they'll ask more questions.

Huh?

♪ Well, now It's all we got ♪

♪ When will it stop? ♪

♪ Won't you open a window
breathe in the morning ♪

Oh my... No.

Hey, are you guys
all here for sex ed?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Okay, well, I only have
two signed permission slips.

So do the rest of you
have yours?

Well... I-- I didn't really
ask my parents.

They don't know about me,
they'd totally freak out.

Hang tight, one second.

Hey. What are
you doing here?

Um, your mom sent my mom
a permission slip.

Do you not want me here?

N-- No, of course I do.

I just didn't think that
this would be something
that you'd be interested in.

Why not?

What are you gonna do?

How can I turn them away?

Kids who can't come out
to their parents?

They need this
more than anybody.

What if Monte finds out?

Rule number one:
When partners are responsible,

and when they respect
each other, sex is natural,

healthy and pleasurable.

And today we're gonna
talk about it,

without judgment,
fear or shame.

So, who wants
to break the ice?

Yes?

Um...
what if two partners...

you know,
uh... wanna play
the same position?

Woman:
Fantastic question.

Sometimes partners have
sexual likes that might not
perfectly align.

(doorbell ringing)

♪ You, me, sittin'
on top of the world ♪

♪ Carefree,
just a boy and a girl ♪

Hi. (laughs)

Come in.

♪ It's likely we're
both falling in love ♪

You, uh,
you look really...
really nice.

Thanks.

(laughs)

Is that... that what
you're wearing?

(laughs)
No. No, I haven't...
I haven't dressed yet.

Are we... good?

Yeah. Yeah, of course.
I was gonna ask you,
I mean, are you really...

-you okay?
-Yeah.

Especially if you are.

♪ Like it should be
Baby, you know I can't resist ♪

Thanks for, uh,
doin' this.

The guy I usually play music
with kind of just broke up
with my sister.

(laughs)
No worries.

I'm honored you asked.

I do have to leave
by six, though.

I'm doing this, uh...
stand-up at this open mic night,

and you have to sign up
really early to get onstage.

Stand-up?
Like... comedy?

Yeah.

Aren't you scared
you're gonna like... bomb?

Yeah. That's the point.
(laughs)

-(laughs)
-I read this book,
My Year with Eleanor.

And it's based on that thing
Eleanor Roosevelt
supposedly said:

"You should do one thing
a day that scares you."

So, I'm following
her advice.

One thing a day,
bungee jumping, skydiving--

And stand-up comedy.

-Yeah. (laughs)
-Right.

So you're like a...
a masochist?

No. I just, you know,
I like to challenge myself.

Feel like I'm really living.

I had sort
of a sheltered childhood.

♪ Exactly, exactly the same ♪

Um, you know what?
I'll-- I'll be right back.

Cool.

♪ Sittin' on top of the world ♪

Hey. Everything okay?

What did Jesus say
about the letter?

Just that he's...
not mad and he understands.

Well, that--
that's good, right?

Here comes the bride, almost!

Hey, Grandma!
Hey, Grandma,
you know Emma, right?

Jesus's girlfriend?

Oh, yes, of course,
I remember you.

-Hi, how are you?
-I'm fine, thank you.

-Congratulations.
-Why, thank you.

You know, I could use
a little help with my dress.

You got a minute?

-Sure.
-Perfect.

Oh, my God, you scared me.

I'm sorry.

I coudln't resist.

What you lookin' at?

Vanessa accepted
Mariana's friend request.

Troy's girlfriend Vanessa?

I didn't think
she'd friend me.

I'm gonna
get something to drink.

I'll be downstairs.

Honey, do you really think
this is a good time
to go through the mail?

This is your mother's wedding,
you've barely lifted a finger.

Well, I didn't think
there was going to be a wedding.

And I'm only going through
the mail because I thought
I saw something important.

Turned out,
it was our divorce papers.

It's official,
we're no longer married.

Which right about now,
you're probably happy about.

-Congratulations.
-I am not happy. I hate
that we had to get a divorce

just to keep our house.

Well, you know,
we had no choice.

Duh, they were gonna
sue us.

We'll-- We'll
get married again,
you know, great.

You know, I am not
throwing another wedding,
ever again.

We can go to the courthouse,
I'll wear flannel.

Honey, we are married.
Why do we need another piece
of paper to prove it?

Besides, it's just
one more thing to put
on our never-ending to-do list.

Will you unwrap this?
I have to get
some more platters.

Ohh! (laughs)

Wow!

Wanna zip me up there?

I... love your dress.

(laughs)

You don't think
I'm too old to pull it off?

Not at all.

Thank you.

Listen, I wanted
to tell you that, um...

Jesus asked me
to read the letter
that you wrote him.

Why?

Not for me.
He asked me to read it

because his head hurt
and his eyes were tired,

and... I didn't
read all of it.

I mean, I... I did,

but not out loud.

I skipped over the part
with the...

I just want to tell you that I,
I support your choice.

Do your parents know?

I was gonna tell my mom,
but she'd maybe wanna talk
to Stef and Lena,

-and I didn't know
if Jesus and okay with that.
-Right.

Yeah, I wanted to tell him,
you know?

I'm sure you did.

But I can understand
why you couldn't.

You don't have to worry
about me, okay?

I mean, I wasn't
even supposed to see that,

so... I would never
tell anyone.

I just needed to know
that you were okay.

Thank you.

Mm-hm. Yeah.

Almost as cute
as your disco outfit.

(laughing)

(thunder rumbling)

Damn.

Is it gonna rain?

I hope not.

So, um... what'd you think
of the class?

Um... I don't know.

You, um...

you asked
a lot of questions.

I did?

About stuff
that I figured
you already knew.

I don't know
everything.

Bu you've had sex
with three people.

Well, not sex, sex.

Other stuff
can be sex, too.

So you... haven't...

No.

♪ I wish this winter
would hurry, these days
are gettin' blurry ♪

Do you want to?

Maybe, someday.

But, like...

I'm not, like, ready.

Are you?

No.

Well... do you
wanna do some...

other stuff?

Hey, um...
have you seen Grandma?

No. Hey, did you know
it was gonna rain?

Yeah. That's why I planned
an outdoor wedding.

It's not gonna rain.

Oh, look, there's Will.

Hey!

Hey.

Uh, skies look
a little ominous.

Well, how was I supposed
to know? It rains like
one day out of the year!

It's okay. I'm just sayin'
I think maybe we should
get the show on the road.

Already on it.
Have you seen the bride?

No, I can't,
that's bad luck.

Right.

♪ At my front door ♪

♪ I thought
that I had lost them ♪

♪ Whoa, but now I'm found
and there's nowhere else ♪

So, I know you said
that we don't need to talk
about it,

but you read
all of my letter, right?

Yourself?
I mean, obviously,
you read it yourself.

Can we please just stop
talking about it?

-Yeah.
-We're good.

Yeah.

-I don't see our cards.
-Yeah, me neither.

I hope we're sitting together.

Okay, so I found Grandma.

And you need
to come upstairs, like now.

So are you mad at me?

Not everything's
about you, Callie.

I just found out the only reason
Mike wants to adopt me...

is so Ana can move in.

What do you mean?

Because she has a record
that won't let her move in
if he's fosterin' me.

First of all,
I don't think
that's the only reason.

Why didn't you tell me?

'Cause all we do
is talk about you, Callie.

Sorry, I might
be going to jail, so...

Who's fault is that?

You keep messin'
with Troy Johnson,

what do you think
is gonna happen?

You saw him, he's crazy.

Yeah... exactly.

Yeah, and so I need
to prove it.

Vanessa was married
four years ago.

What if she was having
an affair... with Troy?

She might not talk to us,
but her ex-husband might.

You really can't help
yourself, can you?

You're your own
worst enemy.

I thought you wanted
to help me.

I'm a black man in America,
Callie, with a juvenile record.

And I don't have a rich daddy
to buy me the best lawyers.

If I make trouble
and get arrested,
I'm goin' down.

Just like Ty.

That's it.

I'd do anything for you,
but I'm not gonna follow you
down a rabbit hole.

(knocking on door)

What, uh...
what's goin' on, Ma?

I can't do it.

I-- I-- I can't get married.

Okay, well, it's a--
it's a little late
for cold feet, Ma,

don't ya think?

I've tried,
I have really tried.

I've tried so hard.

But the heart just...
doesn't want what the heart
doesn't want.

(knocking on door)

Hey.

Everything okay in here?

Not really.

(thunder rumbling)

Hey, can you guys
play a song or something,
like, entertain the crowd?

What--
What's the holdup?

Just... please do it.

Well, we-- we only know
one song together.

So... "For Once in My Life"
on repeat or we improv?

Uh, actually,
I've... got an idea.

Why don't you do your,
uh, stand-up routine?

-Here?
-Yeah. There's
an open mic, over there.

-Um...
-Do it.

Uh...

Are you sure, Ma?

I mean, just last night,
you said how could
I not marry this man,

-didn't you?
-This doesn't have
anything to do with Will.

He's not the reason
I don't wanna get married.

-It's your father.
-Dad?

No offense, but I loved
your father.

Why would I take offense
to that, Ma?

Let me finish.

I loved your father...

until I married him.

And then...
moment by moment,

hour by hour, day by day,
week by week, year by year,

-I get it...
-I started to hate his guts.

All I could think about
was ways to kill him.

Stabbing him in his sleep.
Pushing him off a cliff.

-Castrating him--
-Now I'm startin'
to get a little offended.

(knocking on door)

-Who is it?
-Oh...

It's Will.

Tell him I'm not here.

Will:
Everything okay?

Ma, you just asked
"Who is it?" Pretty sure
he knows you're here.

I'll deny it.

(sighs)

Hey.

I think that if you don't
wanna marry him...

you at least owe it to him
to go out there and tell him.

Will:
Honey, everything okay?

Hi. I'm Grace.

I don't know the bride,
or groom, or anyone, really,

-except for Brandon.
-Woo!

Hi.

Anyway, does anybody know
why they call it Twitter?

It's kind of a misnomer, right?
Birds don't type.

(laughs)

So Jesus didn't read
my letter.

What? What?

He definitely
didn't read it.

How do you know?

Because he can't read.

But, seriously, I cannot
do social media anymore.

Now that my nana's on it.
She is the insta-grandma.

(thunder rumbling)

And mercifully, that's my cue
that God's had enough.

I am not kidding.

I'll explain later.

Thank you so much,
and don't worry,

I won't be here all week.

Brandon:
Yeah!

-(laughs)
-I told you I wasn't funny.

And you
weren't kidding, but, uh,

that... took some serious guts.

(laughs)

What was that?

My one scary thing
for tomorrow.

I just don't ever
wanna hate you.

(laughs)

Sharon, there's
tons of married people
that don't hate each other.

I know, but-- but what
we have is so good.

Why would we wanna
risk ruining it
by... making promises

we maybe can't even keep?

Well...

I mean, I actually
was gonna address that
in my vows.

You wrote vows
for me?

Course.

What do you think,
I'm gonna disrespect
a woman as unique

and special as you
with-- with some, what,

old-fashioned
cookie-cutter script?

Look, to me,
marriage isn't a contract,

and-- and promises
aren't always broken.

Especially when
they're easy to keep.

Like loving you, every day,
and never taking you
for granted.

And promising
that if, for some reason,
you fall out of love with me,

or if I fall out of love
with you, I'll never forget
you're my best friend.

Mm.

Should I be worried?

That you don't wanna
remarry me?

Honey...

It's not that I don't
wanna remarry you,
come on.

It's just... our wedding
was so beautiful.

It was the happiest day
of my life.

Anything we do now
would just pale
in comparison.

Look, we don't have to try
and recreate that day, love.

Look, I-- I know
that I was the one
that didn't...

think that a piece of paper
was necessary last time,

but I love being married.

I like our marriage
being... recognized
by the federal government.

I know we don't need
anybody's permission
to love one another,

but you know what,
it feels good to have
the same rights

as every straight couple.

To be included.

To be protected
under the law.

God knows that right
might be taken away
from us, but, man,

as long as we have it,
I want it.

You know, I wanna be equal.
I want our love
and our family to be out

and be proud,
and if they try
to take marriage away from us,

then you're damn right
I'm gonna fight to keep it,

because, you know,
us getting married again,
that-- that piece of paper,

that's about more
than just us, babe.

I know that we...
have had some rough times

since we got married.

But, you know,
all these politics aside,

if I were to ask you today
for the first time...

would you marry me?

♪ For once in my life
I have someone who needs me ♪

♪ Someone I've needed so long ♪

♪ For once, unafraid,
I can go where life leads me ♪

♪ Somehow
I know I'll be strong ♪

♪ For once I can say
this is mine you can't take it ♪

Grandma...

What's going on?

Look!

♪ For once in my life
I have someone who needs me ♪

♪ Someone who needs me ♪

♪ Someone who needs me ♪

(laughing)
Well, this is a...
bit of a surprise.

We come together today
in front of your family
and friends.

-Well...
-(laughing)

...mostly Sharon
and Will's friends.

You sure you're okay
with this?

You're not goin'
anywhere, are you?

No. I'm not
going anywhere.

Yeah, I'm okay.

As these two
fell in love on the open road
explorin' the country

by RV-- Yeah, no,
that doesn't really apply.
(laughs)

Meeting new friends
in every corner
of the good ol' USA.

No.

Uh, ooh...
Making love under the stars
on a cool desert night.

We have kids here,
that was, that's-- Yeah.

-(laughing)
-(stammers) I think I'm gonna
just get a little, uh,

less specific.

They say on the road,
there are three types
of folks:

hitchhikers, day trippers,
and those who are in it
for the long haul.

-(thunder rumbling)
-I think if you have any vows,
you might wanna

spit 'em out now.

-Uh...
-Okay, I-- I didn't really
prepare anything,

but, um... of course
I would marry you
again today.

I am marrying you today.

No matter how hard
life gets,

or what challenges
we face...

my love for you
has only gotten stronger
over this past year.

And I know that no matter
what happens...

it always will.

Okay, I think I'm gonna say
"ditto" to what she said,

if that's okay
with everybody,
'cause we gotta...

That's great. Great.
Uh, yeah, okay, so...
uh... By the power

vested in me
by the State of California,

and a bunch of other legal
blah-blah-blah,

you are now
united in matrimony.

-Can we...?
-Hurry up and kiss.

That's the point
I wanted anyway.

(thunder rumbling)

-No.
-Ooh!

What's happening?

Where are you going?

(thunder rumbling)

♪ If I had made you up ♪

♪ You couldn't have been
any better ♪

-Okay, should we?
Yeah.
-Yeah.

♪ Every detail
down to the letter ♪

♪ They say it's the way
it's supposed to be ♪

♪ But really, really ♪

♪ It's like I saw your face ♪

♪ Before I even met you ♪

♪ Now there's no way
that I'd ever let you ♪

♪ Step out of the frame ♪

♪ Step out of the frame ♪

(theme music playing)