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You're over here, jerking off our swap sign.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

What about a cruise?

I think you're like stuck on the boat.

Yeah, what if something happens?

I mean, like a beach. There should definitely be a beach involved.

What about Miami?

It's so sticky.

Sounds like a great idea.

I think we should do that for our trip. Imagine all the boys there.

Yeah. Yeah. And the beaches.

Can you imagine how hot it's going to be?

I might not even wear a top.

Oh.

Okay.

I mean, sure. I would still bring a suit, though.

Maybe.

It could be better if I was, like, naked.

Wow. Well, make sure you pack some sunscreen.

Sunscreen, at least. To be safe.

Yeah. I think I'm going to go pack all my thongs.

All her thongs?

How many thongs does she have?

Apparently a lot.

Okay, I don't mean to alarm anyone, but does she seem really, like, super

sexual? Like, I mean, it seemed like she was flirting with you, her own spot

brother. Oh, come on now. She's just young.

Do you remember how you were at that age?

I don't think I was quite such a nympho.

I'm sure it's not.

You should be careful.

Probably should be doing this.

Okay. I live with 12 families.

I'm gonna go put something sexy on.

Keep stroking.

I'll be right back and then we can have some fun.

Don't stop stroking.

Um, what are you doing?

Where's Swapdad?

I don't know. He just ran out. I think he was jerking it.

What are you doing, Dad?

It was getting so hard for me.

What are you wearing?

Never mind that.

You look super tense.

Come here.

Why don't you let me rub your shoulders?

It's been a long day, Eric.

You've been so uptight since we first did the family swap.

I know.

It's called planning.

It's a lot of pressure.

You know, I know we haven't had that much time to interact, but I think

really amazing.

You really are so sweet.

You're really good at massage, too.

You know what else I'm good at?

What? Lean back.

What?

What are you? What are you doing?

Oh, what are you doing?

Oh, we can't do this.

Oh, you're such a bad girl.

Oh,

you're such a bad girl.

Oh, you're such a bad girl.

Oh, you're such a bad girl.

Oh, you're such a bad girl.

Mhm.

Oh.

oh oh

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

um um

I love you.

Me too.

um um

um um

Oh yeah.

In the background.

Yeah, I kept them for the meal.

Swap. Perfect.

Oh yeah.

Yes, yes

Yes, give it to me.

Oh, baby.

Can you ask?

Do you want it?

Yes.

Oh, I feel so bad inside here.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh,

my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

See you.