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♪♪
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Ruby, isn't our camping trip
next week?
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Yeah, but this tent clearly
hasn't been set up in a while,
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so I just want to make sure it
holds up before we get into the wild.
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"The wild"?
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It's Dandelion State Park.
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It has a Starbucks.
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And squirrels.
Wild squirrels.
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Yeah. I hear they run around
without pants.
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Found my old canteen.
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Gives the water that clean,
fresh metal taste
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that tells you
you're in nature.
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Ben, put your comic down
and help your cousin.
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It's a graphic novel.
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What's the difference?
The superheroes all smoke.
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All right. You know what? You,
too, Jordan. Lend Ruby a hand.
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But I'm writing a song...
about you.
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
What's it called?
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"My Dear Mother's Beauty
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Will Always Be Super Pretty."
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Oh, honey,
I love you so much.
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Especially when you suck up.
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Okay, rod F
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goes into flap G.
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Oh. Almost.
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Almost!
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Ohh!
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You stupid,
dusty old bag!
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My friends call me Shirley.
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Mom?
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♪ Hey, show me the way ♪
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♪ What are the rules? ♪
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♪ How do you keep a family? ♪
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♪ What is the key? ♪
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♪ How do you stay together? ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa-oa-oa ♪
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♪ If love is all you need
to get along ♪
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♪ To be strong for each other ♪
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♪ I'll give you
all I can ♪
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♪ You are where I live ♪
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♪ So, hey,
it's a brand-new day ♪
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♪ Shouldn't we celebrate? ♪
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♪ Isn't that what
you're supposed to do ♪
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♪ When your dreams come true ♪
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♪ When your whole world
turns over ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa-oa-oa ♪
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♪ If love is all you need
to get along ♪
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♪ To be strong for each other ♪
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♪ I'll give you
all I can give ♪
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♪ You are where I live ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
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So, uh, you just flew in
to meet Ruby?
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And to pay a surprise visit
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to the son
that lights up my life.
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Oh, Mom.
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Boy, was he surprised.
Oh, yeah!
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So was the showgirl
that was in my bathtub.
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David gave me
a tour backstage.
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Oh, it was very impressive.
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They must really
love you here.
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Well, not to boast,
but the St. Augustine Times
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described my show
as "longer than you'd think."
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It said my songs
were "all too familiar."
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Hey, Mom, did you know
I'm thinking of opening
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a second car dealership
in Tampa?
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Oh, good idea, sweetie.
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You keep trying
till you get it right.
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Mom, did you
meet Ruby yet?
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I've been waiting
for an introduction.
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Hello, Ruby. You must
be overjoyed to meet me.
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Oh, I am. And you must
be thrilled to meet me.
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What an odd thing to say.
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Hey, Grandma.
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These two handsome men
can't possibly be my grandsons.
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I know. Right?
Ohhh!
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What'd you bring us,
Grandma? Nothing.
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You always say that
before you give us money.
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You and you.
Don't spend it all on drugs.
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So what about Ruby?
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Oh, silly me. Of course.
Here's some gum.
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Oh, spearmint.
I'll take that.
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Boys, take Grandma's bags
up to the guest room.
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Patrick, the guest room
is now Ruby's room.
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Oh, I wouldn't want
to cause a fuss.
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And yet you
show up unannounced.
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Pardon?
I said
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you, um-- you-- you
haven't aged an ounce.
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That doesn't make
any sense.
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It was more for me.
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Please, just take my room.
I insist, Grandma.
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Oh, how strange.
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To hear a girl I just met
call me Grandma.
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Well, it is strange,
but I like it.
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Uh, me, too.
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Yet it doesn't
feel right.
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Sorry?
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Why don't we start
with Mrs. Gallagher?
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Mom, that's ridiculous.
Ruby is family.
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Oh, it's fine.
I get it.
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We're new to each other. You
want us to earn our relationship.
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That's exactly right.
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Why don't we start
with a hug?
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Oh, Ruby, I just know
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we're going to be
the best of friends.
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Aw, thanks, Grandma.
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Mrs. Gallagher.
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I don't think
she likes me.
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But she said
you'd be best friends.
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Then what's with all
the "Mrs. Gallagher" thing?
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I was just starting to feel
like I fit in here,
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and now suddenly,
I'm back on probation.
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Grandma doesn't know
what she's saying.
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I mean, when you get to her age,
it's the same as being drunk.
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I don't know.
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I mean, she keeps
calling me "the new girl."
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Why isn't this thing
blowing up?
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The pump nozzle popped out
five minutes ago.
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Were you planning
on telling me?
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Not really. I was enjoying
the breeze from the hose.
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Anyway, I have a plan.
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Tonight,
we are going to share
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the timeless girl-bonding ritual
known as the slumber party.
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You're going to sleep
in here with Grandma?
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Mm-hmm. And we're going
to share secrets and gossip,
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and by morning,
she will love me.
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Now, tell me,
what are her interests?
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What do you mean?
Does she like reading?
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No idea.
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Movies?
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I'm not sure.
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Uh, knitting?
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Hiking? Scrapbooking?
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Have either of you ever asked
her anything about herself?
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She gives us money.
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We don't rock
the boat.
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Your mother is a piece of work.
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The way she acted
towards Ruby. Mmm.
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I'd love to tell her to just--
just take her drama and go home.
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Mm-hmm. Except Ruby
would blame herself.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, honey.
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Honey, you're--
you're doing it again.
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What?
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Every time
your mother visits,
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she picks on you,
you get angry,
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and you start eating.
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What else can I do?
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She made up her mind
a long time ago.
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David's perfect,
and I'm the village idiot.
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You are not an idiot.
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You are my smart,
sophisticated husband.
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Oh, baby, you've got
ice cream on your chin.
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It might be sour cream.
I had a baked potato.
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Well, anyway,
she'll be gone soon.
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I doubt it.
She's healthy as a horse.
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Yeah. I mean, she'll be
flying back to Pittsburgh.
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Oh, right.
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I mean, I don't hate Rachael
Ray. I just don't trust her.
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You know, I feel like I'm the
one who's doing all the talking,
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and I'll pause
from time to time,
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but then you don't say anything,
so I just keep going.
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Kind of like now
would be an example.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Ruby.
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I don't mean to be rude.
You're a very sweet girl.
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You mean it?
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Yes, and very intelligent.
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Oh...
I can see it in your face.
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I don't know.
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And you're short.
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Pardon?
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Short. Like an elf.
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Well, there are actually four
people in my class smaller than me.
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Your school
must be under a mushroom.
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Mushroom.
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Mushroom!
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Mrs. Gallagher,
are you feeling all right?
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David gave me a pill
for the jetlag.
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Oh. Was it a sleeping pill?
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It looked pretty alert to me.
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I don't think you should be getting
out of bed. Oh, it's hot in here.
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Mrs. Gallagher,
you really shouldn't be up.
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I'm fine. Hoo!
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Mrs. Gallagher,
you're going to fall!
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Oh, stop shoving me!
I'm pulling you!
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Oh, then why am I
falling backwards?
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Because you're
insanely strong!
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What's going on
in here?
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The new girl just tried
to push me out the window.
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Come on. Shirley, why would Ruby
want to push you out the window?
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How would I know?
You're the one raising her.
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Have there been any other
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acts of violence
in the neighborhood?
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Any pets missing?
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Mrs. Gallagher, I swear,
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I was only trying to keep you
from hurting yourself.
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I would never hurt myself.
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I'm my favorite person.
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Oh, is that glass of water
coming soon?
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Patrick was getting it.
Patrick!
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I'm really sorry
that I scared you,
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and that
I grabbed your thighs.
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That was weird.
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I think I should
move into a hotel.
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Let's go.
Where are my keys?
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Aunt Audie, no.
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Mrs. Gallagher can just
have my room all to herself.
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I'll sleep on the sofa.
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And tomorrow,
we'll be well rested,
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and we can just put
all of this behind us.
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I don't know.
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Is the hotel idea dead?
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Because I will drive,
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I will pay,
and I will tuck you in.
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So, slumber party.
Good plan.
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Well, it would've been
if my dad hadn't dosed her.
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Jetlag? Pittsburgh's,
like, an hour away.
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Anyway, I have a new plan.
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My dad gave me a list of
Mrs. Gallagher's favorite foods.
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So, tonight, I'm going to
make her a meal in her honor.
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By dessert,
I'll be calling her Grandma,
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and she'll
be calling me Ruby
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without clenching her jaw.
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I gotta say,
I think you're trying too hard.
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Ben and I never make the slightest
effort around her, and she loves us.
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I used to charge her
a dollar a kiss.
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And we're actually
kind of rude to her.
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I mean--
Now check it out.
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Grandma, can I have
your Cadillac when you die?
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We'll see.
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Grandma, why does
your jaw snap when you eat?
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Oh, don't be sassy.
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Come on. You do it now.
Come on.
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Mrs. Gallagher--
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What?
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No.
Come on.
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Why does your coat
smell like mothballs?
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Oh, not the coat.
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That coat
belonged to my mother,
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who died
falling off the roof
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trying to save
her pet canary, Mr. Pib.
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It's the only thing
I have left of her,
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and I'm sorry
if the smell bothers you.
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Who makes fun
of an old woman's coat?
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This ring is
a family heirloom.
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It was a gift to
my great-great-grandmother
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from a French general
who defiled her.
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Such a romantic time--
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when a glance
meant everything.
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Wow! Ruby, what a meal.
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Thank you.
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How come Dad
gets to start?
252
00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:47,998
Patrick,
for God's sake.
253
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:51,171
Every mouthful
is like a hug.
254
00:11:51,171 --> 00:11:53,463
I propose a toast.
255
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:56,096
To the number one lady
in my life.
256
00:11:56,096 --> 00:11:58,839
Thank you.
257
00:11:58,839 --> 00:12:00,720
Oh, good.
That'll help.
258
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,104
You know, Grandma,
Ruby spent all day on this.
259
00:12:04,104 --> 00:12:05,225
Is that right?
260
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,017
Mom, let me serve you
some chicken.
261
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,771
Let-- Let David do it.
You always mangle the meat.
262
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,482
So, Shirley,
263
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,564
did you know that Ruby
has a beautiful voice?
264
00:12:14,564 --> 00:12:15,986
Really?
Mmm.
265
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,237
Well, sing something.
266
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,199
Oh, no, I don't think-- Sing.
267
00:12:19,199 --> 00:12:21,661
♪ Amazing grace ♪
268
00:12:21,661 --> 00:12:24,164
♪ How sweet the sound ♪
269
00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:27,868
♪ That saved a wretch
like me ♪
270
00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:30,250
No, no, no.
From the diaphragm.
271
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,752
♪ I once was lost ♪
272
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,045
♪ But now I'm found ♪
273
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:37,878
♪ Was blind but now ♪
274
00:12:37,878 --> 00:12:43,053
♪ I see ♪
275
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,095
♪♪
276
00:12:47,888 --> 00:12:49,059
♪♪
277
00:12:52,562 --> 00:12:55,155
Who was better, boys?
Be honest.
278
00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:02,072
Ah, there's so much
love at this table,
279
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:04,164
you can almost smell it.
280
00:13:04,164 --> 00:13:06,536
Mmm. I'm tearing up.
281
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:09,039
My words do that.
282
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,961
What's in this sauce?
283
00:13:10,961 --> 00:13:13,293
Um, just vinegar,
sugar,
284
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,295
uh, bread crumbs, dill,
285
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,718
pepper, salt, basil...
286
00:13:18,718 --> 00:13:21,091
So, now you know
I like to cook,
287
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,183
and I know you're
deathly allergic to wheat.
288
00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:35,065
It's not my fault. You gave
me a list of her favorite foods.
289
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,777
I'm sorry. I thought
you said my favorites.
290
00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:41,491
Why would I honor your mother
with your favorite foods?
291
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:44,034
Seemed strange to me, too.
292
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:47,117
I just don't understand
how this could go so wrong.
293
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:50,120
I mean, my other grandparents love
me, and they have short-term memory loss.
294
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,123
I had to win their affection
every day.
295
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:57,007
Ruby, we know you weren't really
trying to kill our mother.
296
00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:59,009
Of course not.
Because there would be
297
00:13:59,009 --> 00:14:01,631
100 easier ways
to do it.
298
00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:03,553
Like, you could back
a car over her.
299
00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:04,885
Uncle Patrick--
300
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:06,927
Hey, Mom, be a doll
and grab the paper.
301
00:14:06,927 --> 00:14:09,019
Screech. Done.
302
00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:12,812
I don't know.
You hit Mom with a car--
303
00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:15,185
It's just going
to make her angry.
304
00:14:15,185 --> 00:14:16,776
Careful, now, Grandma.
305
00:14:16,776 --> 00:14:18,899
If you break your hip,
we'll have to shoot you.
306
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:23,033
You boys!
307
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,325
Are you feeling better,
Mrs. Gallagher?
308
00:14:25,325 --> 00:14:27,407
I will be
when I'm in a taxi,
309
00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:30,080
heading for the airport.
310
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,163
Please don't go. I'm really
sorry about the dinner.
311
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,415
Plus, Aunt Audie's out
getting your allergy medicine.
312
00:14:35,415 --> 00:14:38,048
Well, it's not like
her day is packed.
313
00:14:38,048 --> 00:14:40,921
Dance teacher.
What a scam.
314
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,133
I'm sorry.
315
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,425
I just don't feel safe
in this house.
316
00:14:45,425 --> 00:14:48,808
Mom, do you have to be
so dramatic?
317
00:14:48,808 --> 00:14:50,850
Don't you use
that tone with me!
318
00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:53,683
I was in labor with you
for 22 hours!
319
00:14:53,683 --> 00:14:56,606
And you just popped
right out.
320
00:14:59,109 --> 00:15:03,153
Well, I couldn't have done it
without your excellent dilation.
321
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:11,661
Wait. I know how to make
you feel safe in this house.
322
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:15,085
I promise, tonight
you will rest in peace.
323
00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:18,088
I mean, rest easy.
324
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,753
Sleep well, Mrs. Gallagher!
325
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,102
Knock, knock.
It's unflapped.
326
00:15:32,102 --> 00:15:33,513
Hey.
327
00:15:33,513 --> 00:15:36,106
Hey. Come on in.
328
00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:38,979
Oh, I like what you've
done with the place.
329
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,981
Now, um--
Now, I should warn you,
330
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,984
I don't snore, but I will
spoon whoever I'm with.
331
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:47,197
Aunt Audie, you don't have
to sleep in here tonight.
332
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:50,200
Neither do you.
I mean, this is ridiculous.
333
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,333
I know,
but it made her happy.
334
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,076
Actually, no.
It made her stay.
335
00:15:56,076 --> 00:15:58,248
Besides, this is
actually kind of fun.
336
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,541
You can hear the crickets
and look at the stars, and...
337
00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:04,214
feel something under the tent
that I thought was a rock
338
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:07,177
but is now moving!
339
00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:09,179
You know, this'll be nice.
340
00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:11,221
Hmm? Just us girls.
341
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,642
What's up, ladies?
342
00:16:12,642 --> 00:16:16,056
Hey, what are you guys
doing here?
343
00:16:16,056 --> 00:16:18,228
We don't think
it's fair
344
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,230
that Ruby has to
sleep out here alone.
345
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:23,523
Plus, Grandma was asking
for a foot massage.
346
00:16:23,523 --> 00:16:25,365
Poor Patrick.
347
00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:27,947
Now he's alone
in the house with Shirley.
348
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,531
I can't sleep
with no one spooning me.
349
00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:37,377
Hey, Mom, I got your message.
What's the emergency?
350
00:16:37,377 --> 00:16:41,421
I called out for a foot massage,
and nobody answered.
351
00:16:41,421 --> 00:16:44,584
What? That's outrageous!
352
00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:48,007
Patrick? Audie? Jordan?
353
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,430
Jordan's brother?
354
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,802
Where are they?
355
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,017
I see a tent
in the backyard.
356
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,769
I hear laughter.
357
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,352
I bet it's them.
358
00:17:02,352 --> 00:17:06,066
How rude, leaving me here
all alone.
359
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,028
Uh, so,
they're outside
360
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,412
cramped in a tiny tent,
happy and laughing,
361
00:17:12,412 --> 00:17:14,324
and you're
in here alone.
362
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,326
What are you implying?
363
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,708
Mom, is it possible
that you might've said
364
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:21,291
or done something
to hurt Ruby's feelings?
365
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,832
Me?
366
00:17:22,832 --> 00:17:24,464
Yeah, right.
What was I thinking?
367
00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:29,879
15! 16! 17!
368
00:17:29,879 --> 00:17:32,011
85 more, and you'll beat
the world record.
369
00:17:32,011 --> 00:17:34,174
You can do it, Dad!
What in God's name
370
00:17:34,174 --> 00:17:36,306
are you people
doing in here?
371
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,518
We're having fun.
372
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,021
Fun?
373
00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:44,814
Crowded into a tent
like a bunch of dirty hippies?
374
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,186
Was this her idea?
375
00:17:47,447 --> 00:17:49,028
All right.
That's it!
376
00:17:49,028 --> 00:17:50,110
Huh?
377
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,031
I think he said,
"All right, that's it."
378
00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:54,033
Mom!
379
00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:57,957
I've been in this tent
having fun
380
00:17:57,957 --> 00:17:59,749
for the first time
since you got here.
381
00:17:59,749 --> 00:18:04,374
You know why? Because I'm
with my family, which includes Ruby.
382
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:08,168
You've been making her feel like
she doesn't belong, but she does.
383
00:18:08,168 --> 00:18:11,301
And if you can't handle it,
I'll put you in a cab right now!
384
00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:13,883
Wow, look at you.
385
00:18:13,883 --> 00:18:16,136
I did it!
I talked back to my mom,
386
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,518
and I feel great!
387
00:18:18,518 --> 00:18:20,680
How do you think I feel?
388
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,562
I don't care! Bam!
389
00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:24,524
Maybe you should
hear her out.
390
00:18:24,524 --> 00:18:26,436
Maybe I will,
and maybe I won't.
391
00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:28,067
I will.
Go ahead, Mom.
392
00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:33,233
Do you know how I found out
that Ruby came into your lives?
393
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:35,285
I called,
and she answered the phone.
394
00:18:35,285 --> 00:18:37,577
I don't remember that.
395
00:18:37,577 --> 00:18:39,999
I pretended
I was selling hot tubs.
396
00:18:39,999 --> 00:18:43,913
That's why the hot tub
hasn't come yet.
397
00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:47,507
Is that how little
anyone cares about me?
398
00:18:47,507 --> 00:18:49,509
Nobody thinks to tell me
399
00:18:49,509 --> 00:18:52,051
that I have a granddaughter
or invite me to meet her.
400
00:18:52,051 --> 00:18:54,464
Hold on. I told my dad
that I wanted to see you
401
00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:56,716
on, like, the second day
that I was here.
402
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,971
What am I,
a travel agent?
403
00:19:02,972 --> 00:19:05,144
So, basically,
404
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,857
you felt like an outsider
in your own family.
405
00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:10,149
I suppose.
406
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,862
That's kind of
how you made me feel.
407
00:19:15,114 --> 00:19:18,238
Ruby, I-I'm sorry
about my behavior.
408
00:19:18,238 --> 00:19:21,241
Why didn't you just tell us
how you felt when you got here?
409
00:19:21,241 --> 00:19:23,082
I don't know.
410
00:19:23,082 --> 00:19:27,046
Oh, why don't we
start again?
411
00:19:27,046 --> 00:19:29,088
Happy to meet you, Ruby.
412
00:19:29,088 --> 00:19:31,090
You, too, Grandma.
413
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,596
Let's go have
that slumber party.
414
00:19:36,596 --> 00:19:38,468
Okay.
415
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,851
Aah. Well, I don't want
to toot my own horn,
416
00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:44,183
but somehow I just
can't help but think
417
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,807
I put this family
together again.
418
00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:51,521
But I've still got years
of unresolved anger.
419
00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:54,444
Come on.
Get happy.
420
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,198
Who put the tent up,
anyway?
421
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,820
Uncle Patrick did.
422
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:03,283
I doubt that. Patrick
could barely make his bed.
423
00:20:03,283 --> 00:20:05,705
That's a good one, Mom.
424
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,458
You should crawl inside.
It's surprisingly comfortable.
425
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,960
Oh. Don't mind if I do.
426
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,255
My, what a big kitty-cat.
427
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,006
That's called
a mountain lion, Mom.
428
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:34,193
Honey, what's the matter?
A bad dream?
429
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:34,984
No.
430
00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:38,818
Just a new version
on a classic.
431
00:20:46,326 --> 00:20:48,368
♪ Whoa, whoa-oa-oa ♪
432
00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:50,370
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
433
00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:52,001
♪ No matter what,
no matter where ♪
434
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,463
♪ This life takes me ♪
435
00:20:53,463 --> 00:20:55,254
♪ I'll give you
all I can give ♪
436
00:20:55,254 --> 00:21:00,880
♪ You are where I live ♪
437
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,592
♪♪
438
00:21:02,592 --> 00:21:04,514
♪ You are where I live ♪
439
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,436
♪ I'll give you
all I can give ♪
440
00:21:06,436 --> 00:21:08,147
♪ You are where I live ♪
441
00:21:08,147 --> 00:21:10,149
♪ I'll give you
all I can give ♪
442
00:21:10,149 --> 00:21:11,981
♪ You are where I live ♪
443
00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:14,734
♪ I'll give you
all I can give ♪
444
00:21:14,734 --> 00:21:18,157
♪♪
445
00:21:20,159 --> 00:21:22,281
So I can stay, right?
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