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♪♪
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What's wrong
with a family road trip?
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Ask any movie ever made
about a family road trip.
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Come on.
How about...
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Louisiana, huh?
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New Orleans.
Baton Rouge.
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We'll just pile in the car,
head out on the highway.
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We haven't done that
since Ruby got here.
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No. No,
we haven't done that
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since the great
Baltimore disaster of 2006.
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The exit
was not clearly marked.
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He drove our car
into the Chesapeake Bay.
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Wait, I saw that
on the news.
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Oh, no, I remember
a blonde girl crying.
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My hair was longer then.
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♪ Hey, show me the way ♪
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♪ What are the rules? ♪
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♪ How do you keep a family? ♪
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♪ What is the key? ♪
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♪ How do you stay together? ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa-oa-oa ♪
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♪ If love is all you need
to get along ♪
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♪ To be strong for each other ♪
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♪ I'll give you
all I can give you ♪
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♪ Where I live ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
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Oh, hey, Ruby, can you help
me out with this new song?
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It's a duet, and I'd
love to hear both parts.
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Yeah, sure.
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Just, my dad's going to be here
any minute, so--
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You know, we have a special
Father-Daughter Day planned.
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Okay, so you just sing
the girl's part.
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All right, just don't get mad
if I have to leave.
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It's cool. It doesn't mean
that I don't like your song.
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It's just if he comes in and says,
"We got to go, or we're going to miss it,"
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then I got to go.
Fine.
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Even though I don't
really know what "it" is yet.
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Just sing the song.
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♪ Is it wrong to have
these feelings for you? ♪
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♪ Must be all right
'cause I have them, too ♪
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You do?
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♪ Feelings inside
I've tried to keep hidden ♪
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♪ 'Cause this love that we have
is completely forbidden ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ Totally into
your sun-bleached hair ♪
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♪ And new sneakers ♪
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It's-- It's good.
What's it about?
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Nothing.
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Everything.
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Oh, my gosh, sneakers.
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We might go hiking.
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I've got to go get my shoes.
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You are ridiculous.
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I know she's my cousin,
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but sometimes it's hard
to think of her that way.
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I mean, we didn't grow up
with her.
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Maybe she isn't our cousin.
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Maybe Uncle David's
not really Ruby's father.
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You think Ruby's lying?
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Of course not, but she
might have been lied to.
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Come on, that's crazy.
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It's what
daytime TV's based on.
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Well, it doesn't matter.
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There's no way
that we'll ever know.
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Look at this.
I Googled "paternity test."
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You just mail in 50 bucks
and two DNA samples.
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Like saliva or blood?
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Sure, let's ask them to spit
on us while we stab them.
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Hair, you idiot.
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I'm an idiot?
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You still believe
in the Tooth Fairy.
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I saw her.
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Ten bucks says
David will be late.
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Twenty says
he'll be hung over.
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I'll bet you a backrub I can
jump up and touch the ceiling.
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What does that have to do
with David?
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I don't know.
Just rub my back.
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Hey, honey, ready for
our big Father-Daughter Day?
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I don't know where we're
going, so you tell me.
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Do I look ready?
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You look great.
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I'm excited.
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It's just going to be
you and me.
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Hello.
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And this guy.
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Ruby, meet Martin. Who?
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So Ruby, what's a typical day
with your dad like?
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Excuse me,
what's that for?
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Just to make sure
everyone's quoted accurately.
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In?
The article.
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For? North Florida
Parent Magazine.
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About?
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Parents in North Florida.
Come on, Audie.
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We're doing a piece
on how a bad-boy rock star
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discovers
he's a bad-ass father.
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Of course we can't say "ass"
in the magazine.
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We could at Rolling Stone.
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This is our special
Father-Daughter Day?
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We could do anything there...
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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...except apparently
drink on the job.
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I don't see why you're
all so upset about this.
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North Florida Parent
is a very reputable magazine.
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"Do's and don'ts
of breast feeding in public."
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See? Informative stuff.
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Models here are a
little matronly, but still.
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How is this supposed to be
our special day?
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Ruby, every day with you
is special.
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That's sweet.
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We should do that
in front of Martin.
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I was hoping--
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You could get your hair cut?
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No, I was--
I would loan you money?
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No, I'm just--
You could borrow my car.
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David, she wanted to do
something,
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just the two of you.
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Audie, let her say it.
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You know what?
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I think it's time
we bid Martin farewell.
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Wait, Audie.
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You seem taller
when you're mad.
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Listen, the crowds at my shows
have been a little thin lately,
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and this magazine
hits my demographic--
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women who need a night out away
from the kids they regret having.
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I've never seen
so many yogurt ads.
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What? Oh.
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Shame on you, David.
Stop being yourself.
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Look, I know this is not
what you expected,
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but we are doing it together,
and it just might be fun.
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Please, I've done
a lot of interviews myself.
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They're not fun.
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It's a war--
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Someone always trying
to invade your privacy,
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digging for whatever dirt
they can find
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while you do everything
you can to fight them off.
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I can't believe
I just told you that.
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If I ever go back to Spain,
I am in so much trouble.
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All he did was ask if you
liked living on a cul-de-sac.
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Patrick, the article
is about Ruby and David.
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Thank you.
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So, Audie, I hear you're
a dance teacher.
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Oh, well, I don't know if
"wonderful" is the right word.
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He didn't use that word.
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If you want to talk about yourself and
have someone record it, now's your chance.
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Wow, sounds like
you're going through a lot.
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No, it's my fault.
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Trusting my dad is like asking a
monkey to guard your bananas.
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Yeah, no doubts.
Hug?
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No, I'm fine.
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Come on, you need it.
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No, really, I'm okay.
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There, there.
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No-- honestly, I'm okay.
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Shh.
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Ow!
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Did you just pull
a hair out of my head?
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No.
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Yes, you did.
It's in your hand.
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I don't think so.
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Oh, my gosh,
what is up with this family?
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I got a sample.
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Why didn't you just take
a hair from her brush?
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Same reason hunters
don't hide in the market
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and shoot frozen steak.
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So, thanks for your time.
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I'll be back tomorrow
with the photographer.
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What about a hair stylist?
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There won't be any.
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Makeup artist?
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Nuh-uh.
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They don't even give me
gas money.
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Rolling Stone used to pay
for lobster dinners.
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You know what I eat
for dinner now?
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Popcorn.
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Remember the time
I made you popcorn?
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Actually, I don't.
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Of course not,
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because all you think
about now are boys, boys, boys.
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That's not true.
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Boop.
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Your father's quite a character.
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He's always there
when he needs you.
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Oh, I did have
one more question.
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What are your memories
of Ruby's late mother?
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Oh, he doesn't remember my mom.
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White curtain with red flowers
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blowing through
an open kitchen window
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on a cool summer night
in New Orleans.
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What are you talking about?
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The night I was with her mother,
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Etta James was on the radio.
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We kicked off our shoes
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and danced around the kitchen
for hours.
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You remember all of that?
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Why didn't you ever tell me?
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You never asked.
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Well, my mom said
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that you wouldn't remember
anything about her.
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Well, I do.
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White curtain,
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red flowers,
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New Orleans,
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Etta James,
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barefoot in the kitchen.
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A magical night.
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That's amazing.
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It's almost overwhelming.
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I think we could all
use a good, stiff drink.
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♪ He remembers the night
like it was yesterday ♪
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♪ No, I wasn't there ♪
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♪ But I heard him say ♪
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♪ That it was real ♪
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♪ And it was true ♪
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♪ And when I close my eyes ♪
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♪ I can be there, too ♪
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Good song.
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Thanks.
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I'm feeling inspired.
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Something my dad told me.
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Hey, where is your dad?
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I need to get something
from his head.
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From him.
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Head.
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Cuckoo.
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Um, he has a show tonight.
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♪ And when I close my eyes ♪
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♪ I can be there, too ♪
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♪ Red flowers swaying
in the white curtains ♪
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♪ Blowing
in the kitchen window ♪
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Like ours?
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Huh?
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Sorry, just our curtains--
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White with red flowers.
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Huh.
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That's weird.
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♪ Etta James singing
on the radio ♪
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♪ Radio ♪
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Etta James.
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Was that CD there this morning?
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New Orleans.
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Dance barefoot in the kitchen.
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Oh, my God, he made it all up.
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I can't believe
he did that to you.
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You have no idea
what I'm talking about.
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I'm too mad to ask.
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He just completely lied
about remembering my mom.
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What kind of person does that?
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Okay, okay.
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How do I explain David
to you in a way
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that respects the fact
that he's your father
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while bracing you for what could
be a lifetime of disappointment?
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I think you just did.
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Honey, he doesn't mean
to hurt you.
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Really. It's just when you're
that much in your own world
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sometimes you do it anyway.
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I just--
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I wish I knew what to say
to make him understand.
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Ruby, words have
no effect on David.
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They just swim in and out
of his ears,
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never touching land.
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00:11:37,617 --> 00:11:40,410
The people on shore shout out,
"Give us the information,"
261
00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:45,205
but the words are like,
"What? I can't hear you."
262
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,207
So what am I supposed to do?
263
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,921
What David does respond to
are actions.
264
00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:53,754
In 1990, the Rockits ended
a world tour
265
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,175
with a concert in London.
266
00:11:55,175 --> 00:11:56,636
For six months
I kept telling him,
267
00:11:56,636 --> 00:11:58,428
"Don't block me when I sing,"
268
00:11:58,428 --> 00:11:59,469
but he never heard me.
269
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,510
So I acted.
270
00:12:00,510 --> 00:12:02,012
♪♪
271
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:06,266
♪♪
272
00:12:06,266 --> 00:12:10,270
♪ It's all that's gonna
come between us tonight ♪
273
00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:14,114
♪ Gonna wear
my love mask, darlin' ♪
274
00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:17,567
♪ It's all that's gonna
come between us tonight ♪
275
00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:18,859
Ahh!
276
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,571
Help.
277
00:12:21,571 --> 00:12:22,622
Help.
278
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,496
Any questions?
279
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,919
What's a love mask?
280
00:12:28,919 --> 00:12:30,080
It doesn't matter.
281
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,671
Is it a condom?
282
00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:33,213
Yeah.
283
00:12:33,213 --> 00:12:35,635
The point is if you want David
to feel what you feel,
284
00:12:35,635 --> 00:12:37,467
you have to show him,
not tell him.
285
00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:39,589
Okay.
286
00:12:39,589 --> 00:12:41,301
Yeah, I can do that.
287
00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:44,885
You have an evil little plan,
don't you?
288
00:12:44,885 --> 00:12:45,976
I think I do.
289
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:54,194
You've probably noticed there's
no photographer here with me.
290
00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:56,696
Not really, no.
291
00:12:56,696 --> 00:12:58,608
Probably had a little chuckle
292
00:12:58,608 --> 00:13:02,492
about how North Florida Parent
was too cheap to spring for one.
293
00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:05,285
Didn't cross our minds.
294
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,998
Although that is funny.
295
00:13:07,998 --> 00:13:11,461
You like jokes, little man?
296
00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:14,044
I've been living
in my car since June.
297
00:13:16,626 --> 00:13:18,008
Hey, guys.
298
00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:19,009
Hey.
Hey.
299
00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:21,882
Hey, Martin, uh, for the photo,
300
00:13:21,882 --> 00:13:23,223
I don't want you to glam me up.
301
00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:26,016
Just, uh, capture me as I am--
302
00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:28,308
a normal, ordinary,
hard-working dad.
303
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:32,192
Who appears on stage every night
riding a flaming pickle.
304
00:13:32,192 --> 00:13:33,103
It's a rocket.
305
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,734
Why is it green?
306
00:13:34,734 --> 00:13:37,197
Because later in the show
it's a tree.
307
00:13:37,197 --> 00:13:39,399
I'll be ready for you and Ruby
in five.
308
00:13:39,399 --> 00:13:42,152
Then I'm going
to go brush my hair,
309
00:13:42,152 --> 00:13:43,823
put on my face.
310
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,036
That brush is mine.
311
00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:51,041
♪♪
312
00:13:54,915 --> 00:13:56,586
Um, what are you doing?
313
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,920
Warming my face so I have
a healthy glow on film.
314
00:14:03,964 --> 00:14:05,225
Never get old, boys.
315
00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:09,019
Hurry up. Take your hair
and let's go.
316
00:14:09,019 --> 00:14:11,181
There's no hair on this.
317
00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:12,182
Not one.
318
00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:13,183
That's impossible.
319
00:14:13,183 --> 00:14:14,524
He just used it.
320
00:14:14,524 --> 00:14:17,397
Maybe hair doesn't
come out of his head.
321
00:14:17,397 --> 00:14:18,979
That would make him an alien.
322
00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:22,152
Wah, wah.
323
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,074
Eee, eee.
324
00:14:24,074 --> 00:14:26,076
Wah.
325
00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:27,747
We need a sample.
326
00:14:27,747 --> 00:14:28,748
I'm going in.
327
00:14:28,748 --> 00:14:30,160
Hey, Uncle David.
328
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,081
Looking good.
329
00:14:31,081 --> 00:14:33,373
I think you got something
in your hair.
330
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,874
Hey.
331
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,917
Nobody touches the hair.
332
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,878
But I thought I saw
a spider in it.
333
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,131
Then that's
between the spider and me.
334
00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:47,137
Almost forgot.
Don't touch that.
335
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,808
There's still
a little flavor in it.
336
00:14:51,351 --> 00:14:52,352
Get the gum.
337
00:14:52,352 --> 00:14:54,064
You get it.
338
00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:55,225
You have the baggie.
339
00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:56,776
You're in love with your cousin.
340
00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:02,482
This is my good side
and this is my great side.
341
00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:04,985
You pick.
342
00:15:04,985 --> 00:15:07,117
Hey, Dad. Sorry I'm late.
343
00:15:07,117 --> 00:15:08,158
Oh, no problem.
344
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,369
You ready to rock?
345
00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:10,790
We sure are.
346
00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:11,831
We?
347
00:15:11,831 --> 00:15:15,035
Come on in, Thomas.
348
00:15:15,035 --> 00:15:16,376
Who's he?
349
00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:18,498
Silly, it's your son.
350
00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,590
What?
What?
351
00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:22,092
She's joking.
352
00:15:22,092 --> 00:15:23,383
I don't know this kid.
353
00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:24,384
Daddy?
354
00:15:28,008 --> 00:15:30,100
May I speak with you privately?
355
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,812
I'm going to say, "No."
356
00:15:32,812 --> 00:15:33,974
What is going on here?
357
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,356
Nothing. He's not my child.
358
00:15:36,356 --> 00:15:38,018
Oh, let me jog your memory.
359
00:15:38,018 --> 00:15:40,230
Red flowers, white curtains.
360
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,022
Etta James.
361
00:15:42,022 --> 00:15:46,026
Oh, is that what this is about?
362
00:15:46,026 --> 00:15:49,869
Oh, hey, look. It's
your other daughter, Pang Yung.
363
00:15:49,869 --> 00:15:53,203
Hey, Pops, I can't wait to tell
you about college.
364
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,166
Hey, Thomas.
Hey, sis.
365
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,877
This is not a funny joke.
366
00:15:57,877 --> 00:16:01,001
This is also not the article
I promised the magazine.
367
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:04,174
Martin, I swear I've never seen
these kids before.
368
00:16:04,174 --> 00:16:06,846
Oh, hey, Thomas. Pang Yung.
369
00:16:06,846 --> 00:16:10,760
Oh, look. Half of
David's kids are here.
370
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,593
Ruby? Kitchen. Now.
371
00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:16,556
Oh, Daddy, can I come?
372
00:16:16,556 --> 00:16:17,977
No.
373
00:16:19,059 --> 00:16:20,060
Great.
374
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:22,022
New article.
375
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:26,566
I wonder how soon they'll
let me sell my blood again.
376
00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:30,780
How could you
do this to me?
377
00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:33,823
Not fun hearing someone
tell lies about your family, is it?
378
00:16:33,823 --> 00:16:36,416
Ruby, I was in
a tough spot.
379
00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:37,957
I didn't mean to hurt you.
380
00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:38,998
But you did.
381
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,001
You got me all excited
about remembering my mom.
382
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,004
You gave me a history, and
then you took it away from me.
383
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,717
Well, if you like it,
keep it.
384
00:16:49,429 --> 00:16:52,432
You know what?
It's fine.
385
00:16:52,432 --> 00:16:54,224
So you're not mad anymore?
386
00:16:54,224 --> 00:16:55,845
There's no point.
387
00:16:55,845 --> 00:16:58,017
You know, I'm just going
to have to get used to it.
388
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,229
You don't remember my mom,
389
00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:01,061
you probably
will forget my birthday,
390
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:04,194
and if it's not about you,
you probably won't remember.
391
00:17:05,405 --> 00:17:09,028
Yellow top. Paisley
skirt. Blue sneakers.
392
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,361
All right. What
lucky lady was that?
393
00:17:12,822 --> 00:17:15,155
You, the day I met you.
394
00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:19,919
That is what I was wearing.
395
00:17:19,919 --> 00:17:22,872
And I'll never forget it.
396
00:17:22,872 --> 00:17:25,004
It may not mean anything
to you anymore,
397
00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:29,129
but I'm really, really sorry.
398
00:17:29,129 --> 00:17:32,172
It does mean something.
399
00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:33,843
Thank God,
400
00:17:33,843 --> 00:17:36,136
'cause I'm tapped out.
401
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,854
Ruby's hair,
David's gum.
402
00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:47,687
Just drop them in the mail.
In a couple weeks, we'll know.
403
00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:50,610
Yup. And if Ruby's
really David's daughter,
404
00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:53,823
then my, uh--
Creepy crush.
405
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:57,407
...harmless feelings
will go away.
406
00:17:57,407 --> 00:18:01,000
And if she's not
David's daughter, then...
407
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,583
well, I guess she'll
go away. Why?
408
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,166
'Cause why would she stay here
if she's not related to us?
409
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:09,048
True. She'd probably go
to try to find her real dad.
410
00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:10,300
Probably.
411
00:18:11,421 --> 00:18:14,093
So either way,
I kind of lose her.
412
00:18:22,222 --> 00:18:23,853
So that's it?
413
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:24,854
Not quite.
414
00:18:26,025 --> 00:18:27,777
Ow. What are you doing?
415
00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:29,609
I'm going to get Dad's brush.
416
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,990
There's no way
you're really my brother.
417
00:18:34,994 --> 00:18:37,827
Hey. Can I help you
paint your toes?
418
00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:38,828
It's okay. I got it.
419
00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:40,620
Oh, but I'd like to.
420
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,003
'Cause you know, I never get the
chance to do girl stuff around here,
421
00:18:44,003 --> 00:18:47,167
and because that's my
grandmother's antique bedspread.
422
00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:51,211
Meanwhile, that sad reporter
423
00:18:51,211 --> 00:18:54,053
dropped off the latest issue
of North Florida Parent.
424
00:18:54,053 --> 00:18:55,014
Did we make the cover?
425
00:18:55,014 --> 00:18:56,015
Eh.
426
00:18:56,015 --> 00:18:59,018
Oh, it's just some dumb baby.
427
00:18:59,018 --> 00:19:00,019
Where are we?
428
00:19:00,019 --> 00:19:02,222
Page 94.
429
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,646
Wow. It's just a photo
and a one-sentence caption.
430
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,568
"David and daughter Ruthie,
431
00:19:08,568 --> 00:19:10,270
rocking out in St. Augustine."
432
00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:13,443
Well, that was worth
two days of emotional pain.
433
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:16,035
You okay, "Ruthie"?
434
00:19:16,035 --> 00:19:18,828
Yeah, I'm fine.
435
00:19:18,828 --> 00:19:21,831
You know, I've just been
thinking about my mom a lot,
436
00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:24,244
wondering what it must have
been like when she met my dad.
437
00:19:24,244 --> 00:19:26,125
Was she a Rockits fan?
438
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:30,880
No, she just thought that he was
cute and sweet and had a nice smile.
439
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,423
Aw, like you?
440
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,094
Sorry I never
got to know her.
441
00:19:35,094 --> 00:19:37,427
Me too.
442
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,850
She was really awesome.
443
00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:42,472
You're not too bad, either.
444
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:45,014
Well, thank you.
445
00:19:45,014 --> 00:19:48,858
I know that you're not my mom,
446
00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:52,191
but is it okay if sometimes
I think of you that way?
447
00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:54,484
Wow.
448
00:19:56,816 --> 00:19:58,318
I'd be honored.
449
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,281
Um, Aunt Audie?
450
00:20:01,281 --> 00:20:02,412
Yeah?
451
00:20:02,412 --> 00:20:03,583
You're painting my foot.
452
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:04,584
Oh.
453
00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:11,210
♪ But I don't care ♪
454
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,634
♪ I'm totally into
your sun-bleached hair ♪
455
00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:17,637
♪ And new sneakers ♪
456
00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:19,639
I love it.
457
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:23,433
It's about nothing,
458
00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,844
and yet everything.
459
00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:26,646
Yeah!
460
00:20:26,646 --> 00:20:29,228
So you really know people
at Rolling Stone?
461
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:33,022
Tons.
462
00:20:39,819 --> 00:20:41,861
We having dinner soon?
463
00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:44,824
Sure. So, you really liked it?
464
00:20:44,824 --> 00:20:46,035
You're not just saying that?
465
00:20:46,035 --> 00:20:48,418
Of course I like it.
466
00:20:48,418 --> 00:20:50,370
I also like chicken.
467
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:55,214
A lot.
468
00:20:56,966 --> 00:21:01,801
Never get old, kid.
469
00:21:01,801 --> 00:21:04,304
♪ Red flowers swaying
in the white curtains ♪
470
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:07,557
♪ Blowing in
the kitchen window ♪
471
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,350
♪ New Orleans
in the summertime ♪
472
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:14,984
♪ Etta James singing
on the radio ♪
473
00:21:14,984 --> 00:21:17,737
♪ Slow-dancing on
the checkerboard floor ♪
474
00:21:17,737 --> 00:21:21,110
♪ But they're memories
of long ago ♪
475
00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:22,822
♪ I'm there ♪
476
00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:25,995
♪ When I close my eyes ♪
477
00:21:25,995 --> 00:21:28,998
♪ And if I'm only dreaming ♪
478
00:21:28,998 --> 00:21:32,832
♪ If he just
wants me to leave him ♪
479
00:21:32,832 --> 00:21:35,675
♪ If none of it's real ♪
480
00:21:35,675 --> 00:21:37,046
♪ Well, that won't change
how I feel ♪
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