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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ She's got
everything I want ♪
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♪ He's got moves to shake you ♪
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♪ Right down to the floor ♪
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♪ She's the girl for me ♪
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♪ He is all I see ♪
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♪ Oh, they'll believe me ♪
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♪ All I hope
is you believe me ♪
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♪ When I swear the world ♪
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♪ Is full of possibilities ♪
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♪ Oh, bend me, break me ♪
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♪ Nothing's ever gonna wake me ♪
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♪ From this dream
and all these crazy ♪
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♪ Possibilities ♪ Hey, hon, are
they still looking for bass players?
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Not anymore. Look at how Ruby
is staring at that guy.
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♪ He's got rhapsody ♪
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♪ Inside his body ♪
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I don't like him.
Based on what?
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He looks shifty,
and his jeans are ripped.
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And tight.
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I'm married, but I ain't dead.
Come on!
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♪ Hey, show me the way ♪
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♪ What are the rules? ♪
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♪ How do you keep a family? ♪
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♪ What is the key? ♪
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♪ How do you stay together? ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa-oa-oa ♪
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♪ If love is all you need
to get along ♪
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♪ To be strong for each other ♪
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♪ I'll give you
all I can give you ♪
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♪ Where I live ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
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So, Ruby and I
will have a band meeting.
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But you're basically in.
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Discuss our
creative options.
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Then I'll call you
with the good news.
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If there is good news.
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So I'll talk to you.
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Or you won't. Um...
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You know, so you sure
that you have everything
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in case we never
see you again?
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Uh, yeah, I think
I'm, uh... Good.
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I vote no.
Why?
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When you put a band together, you
need to consider creative chemistry.
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I'm darkness.
You're light.
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Nills brings nothing.
What do I bring?
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Sexual magnetism.
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Do you know what I think?
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You're worried Nills
will upstage you.
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Are you crazy?
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I'm years ahead of him
musically.
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Plus, I have
rock star hips.
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Well, hello, Cinderella.
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Hi, David.
Ruby's upstairs.
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Patrick's out back.
Ah.
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And where is Audie?
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Chained to a sink.
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Tell me why
the caged bird scrubs.
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What do you want?
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I have an offer I think you
might find rather interesting.
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Well, what is it? I have to
get to the store before it closes.
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I'm out of lunch meat.
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Audie, the store?
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Lunch meat?
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Really?
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Okay, I'm leaving.
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All right, fine. You know
my backup dancer Candy.
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Well, we've had
some creative differences.
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She claims I stole
her grandmother's earrings.
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I say finders keepers.
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Anyway, I need you
to fill in for her.
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No. It would just be temporary.
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Oh. Oh, just temporary?
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Yeah.
No.
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Come on. Please?
I don't ask for much.
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You don't ask for anything.
You just take what you want.
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When it comes to dancers,
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I have the pick of the entire
St. Augustine litter.
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But I want you
because you're the best.
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Yeah, I'm pretty good.
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So, one night, 300 bucks,
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plus four free drink tickets.
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David, you really think I wanna be a
backup dancer at an Indian casino?
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In a room that smells
like smoke and old gin?
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With the hot lights,
the roar of the crowd
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and the adrenalin
racing through my veins?
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Okay, I'll do it.
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Thank you.
You're saving my life.
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Oh, I gotta go.
Oh, wait.
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Since you're going
to the store,
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can you pick me up
a rotisserie chicken?
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You know, with
the pepper glaze I like.
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297, 298, 299, 300.
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Dad, can't you do that in--
I don't know-- your home gym?
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Yes, but then I wouldn't be
an example to my sons.
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You're an inspiration.
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Check it out.
Check it out.
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Right foot. Left foot.
Double time.
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Holy crap. I know.
I'm so good at this.
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No. Ruby.
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All right. Bye, guys.
I'm going out.
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You look like
you're for sale.
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Ben, we don't talk
to girls that way.
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But you do have a very aggressive
marketing campaign going on here.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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I'm just going out
with my friend Nills.
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The bass player?
He's your friend now?
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Why not?
Uh,
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'cause, what,
you met him yesterday.
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It just seems a little early to
be throwing the F-word around.
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Ruby, I'm not sure
about this.
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You just met Nills.
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Come on. This can't be
that big a deal.
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Can I just
go out with him?
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Sure. Go have fun.
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Cute outfit.
Thank you.
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David, you can't just waltz in
my house and undermine me.
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Why are you in my house?
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I'm picking up a chicken.
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What's wrong with her
going out?
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She wants to date
a guy in our band.
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Okay, I put the music first,
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so if you wanna see him, you
can forget about playing with me.
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The band
will be over.
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Wow. Can I go now?
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Not tonight.
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This is so unfair.
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I'm sorry. I'm not gonna let
a 15-year-old girl
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go out at night
with a guy I don't know.
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Come on. If Audie were here,
she'd be on my side.
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If Audie were here,
she'd be on my side.
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If Audie were here,
I'd have my chicken.
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I got the music, and I came up with
a few new moves for the first song.
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Audie, I'm gonna stop you.
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What's wrong? I've
already choreographed this.
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Oh, uh, fine.
Show me what you want.
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I want you in this.
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Oh. Well, I'm glad to see
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we're not perpetuating
any ridiculous stereotypes.
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Thank you.
I was being sarcastic.
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Really?
It doesn't suit you.
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Now...
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we start with
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a "Woo, woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo, woo."
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And five,
six, seven, eight.
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And step. And step.
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And you shake it.
And you shake it.
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And you're looking
for the moose.
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Looking for the moose.
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A rootin'-tootin' cowboy.
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A rootin'-tootin' cowboy
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got his eyes on you.
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So you giggle
and you giggle
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and you hide behind
the tree.
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Look and stop.
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What's wrong?
Did the moose die of shame?
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Audie, I can't tell you
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how great it is
to see you work.
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I mean, nothing against Candy,
but you are the real deal.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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You know, it feels good.
Uh-huh.
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Like the performer in me
just woke up from a long sleep.
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Not just the performer,
the artist.
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Aw.
I can't wait till you meet
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the guys who play the moose.
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♪♪
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Like that?
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What is going on?
Band practice.
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Hey, Jordan,
sorry to hear you quit.
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I did what?
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Can I talk to you
for a second?
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Okay, I thought I was
pretty clear last night.
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If you wanna see Nills,
then you're out of the band.
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Actually, you told me that you
don't wanna play with me anymore,
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so I just figured that meant
you were quitting.
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Why would I quit?
It's my band.
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You wanna come back?
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I don't need your permission.
I give you permission.
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You give us permission
to let you back into your band?
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Yes.
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Hey, how was it
rehearsing with David?
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Oh, like chasing a drunk
leprechaun through the Wild West.
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How you doing?
You, uh-- You need anything?
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Binoculars? Shotgun?
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Name tag that says "I'm a
crazy, overprotective uncle"?
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I am not overprotective.
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I just wanna control
all her thoughts and actions
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for the next
five to ten years.
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Look, honey, I know you're
not used to raising a teenage girl,
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but you're gonna have to
let Ruby live her life a little.
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I didn't say she couldn't
go out with Nills.
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I just said I wanted
to get to know him.
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So why aren't you?
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I want him to notice
me staring at him first.
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Please don't
embarrass yourself.
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Said Princess
Dances With Pole.
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I won't be on a pole.
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Better not be on a pole.
I'm gonna call that idiot.
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♪♪
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♪ He's got rhapsody ♪
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♪ Inside his body ♪
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♪ She's got heat
to set the night on fire ♪
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♪ It's driving me insane ♪
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♪ I wanna scream her name ♪
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♪ Oh, they'll believe me ♪
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♪ All I hope-- ♪
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Uncle Patrick,
what are you doing?
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Thought you could use
a little tambourine.
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Great. Why don't you
strap on some knee cymbals?
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Yeah, I think it'd be kind of cool to
have one of the Rockits jam with us.
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Ass-kisser.
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So, what are we
working on?
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We're just trying
to iron out this song.
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Which I think you are
singing incredibly well.
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Oh, my gosh.
You're so sweet.
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I really like your shirt.
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You can have it.
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You're not giving her
your shirt.
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This band's falling apart.
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You know why?
You don't know each other yet.
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It's important to open up
and share
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before anyone takes
their shirt off.
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Am I right, Nills?
I guess so.
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Uncle Patrick--
Your shirt stays on always.
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Now, time for
a little fun sharing.
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Ruby, what's
your favorite color?
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Red.
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Interesting.
Ben, your favorite superhero?
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Wonder Woman.
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We'll talk.
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Nills, what's the worst thing
you've ever done?
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Oh, come on. Look,
you don't have to answer that.
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You ever been arrested?
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Of course
he hasn't been arrested!
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Actually, I have.
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Really?
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It was a misunderstanding.
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It always is.
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You see, some friends
and I held a rally
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to stop toxic dumping
in the Everglades.
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We didn't know
we had to have a permit.
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So you went to jail
trying to change the world?
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That's amazing.
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Oh, antidumping,
look out.
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You know, I would love
to go protest with you,
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you know, sometime.
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Yeah, I am going to a
human rights march next week.
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That's perfect!
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I'm great at walking.
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Talking, not so much.
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Whoa, guys. We're
losing focus. New game.
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Let's put all our Social
Security numbers in a hat,
253
00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:55,005
then I'll take the hat
and make a few calls.
254
00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:57,968
Okay, this is ridiculous.
255
00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:00,390
We're well past ridiculous.
Patrick, enough.
256
00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:02,262
Honey, I'm just
bonding with the kids.
257
00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:04,975
No, he's not. He's being
creepy, he's interrogating Nills,
258
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,686
and he's playing
a tiny tambourine.
259
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,559
Look,
I get what's going on.
260
00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:12,272
You don't know me.
Suddenly, I'm in your house.
261
00:12:12,272 --> 00:12:15,565
You used to be famous. You
think I'm some crazy stalker.
262
00:12:15,565 --> 00:12:17,908
First of all,
I'm still reasonably famous.
263
00:12:17,908 --> 00:12:20,160
Okay, but,
264
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,162
really, you don't have
anything to worry about.
265
00:12:22,162 --> 00:12:26,206
I'm just your normal,
average 19-year-old guy.
266
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,132
What?
267
00:12:35,175 --> 00:12:36,967
So what if he's 19?
268
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,638
I'm 15.
269
00:12:38,638 --> 00:12:41,091
God, it's not like I'm 14.
270
00:12:41,091 --> 00:12:43,093
Honey, he is way too old.
271
00:12:43,093 --> 00:12:44,644
But I thought
you were on my side.
272
00:12:44,644 --> 00:12:46,887
Ruby, it's not
about sides.
273
00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:49,349
Although welcome
to the right one.
274
00:12:49,349 --> 00:12:51,942
Look, look, I know
that before you lived here,
275
00:12:51,942 --> 00:12:53,523
you kind of
ran your own life.
276
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,106
But you need to trust
that we're looking out for you.
277
00:12:56,106 --> 00:13:00,030
Maybe you need to trust that I have
just possibly found the love of my life.
278
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,662
You wanna take this?
279
00:13:02,662 --> 00:13:06,576
I'm kind of playing
the good cop, and...
280
00:13:09,209 --> 00:13:12,542
Ruby, uh, is this really
just about Nills,
281
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,584
or is it the fact
that we're telling you no?
282
00:13:14,584 --> 00:13:16,837
I think I know how I feel.
283
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,049
Nills is funny,
he's sweet.
284
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,971
We both love
the same kind of music
285
00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:22,262
and marching for stuff.
286
00:13:22,262 --> 00:13:24,804
And if you guys tell me
that I can't see him anymore,
287
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,137
then we'll just have to
meet in secret,
288
00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:30,810
'cause he's the only guy
that I'll ever want!
289
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,024
What's his last name?
290
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,567
I think it starts
with a K.
291
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,283
♪ This family is so rude ♪
292
00:13:43,283 --> 00:13:45,655
♪ They keep me from a dude ♪
293
00:13:46,907 --> 00:13:48,909
Come in.
294
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,102
I think you sure
took your time.
295
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,895
What, were you in
the bathroom or something?
296
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,236
What are you doing?
297
00:14:16,236 --> 00:14:18,688
I'm busting you out
so you can go on your date.
298
00:14:18,688 --> 00:14:22,322
But Patrick and Audie said
that I'm not-- I know. I heard.
299
00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:24,364
They say a lot of stuff.
"Wear a seat belt,
300
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,407
pay your taxes,
eat fruit."
301
00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:29,199
But I'm your father,
302
00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:31,041
and I say,
"Live your life."
303
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:34,124
How did you
even get up here?
304
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,996
I used to have
a pet spider monkey,
305
00:14:35,996 --> 00:14:39,709
and I studied its moves...
until it went berserk.
306
00:14:39,709 --> 00:14:42,052
Now come on.
307
00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:44,674
Are you gonna be the girl that
always does what she's told,
308
00:14:44,674 --> 00:14:46,806
or are you gonna
follow your heart?
309
00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:48,929
Well, you are my dad,
310
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,011
and you should know
what's best for me.
311
00:14:51,011 --> 00:14:52,222
Mm-hmm.
312
00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:55,105
Yeah, I'll go with that one.
313
00:14:55,105 --> 00:14:57,147
Attagirl.
314
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,608
We really are up here,
aren't we?
315
00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:01,861
Yeah, but it's easy to get down.
Just, uh, step on that branch.
316
00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:03,073
Are you sure
that can hold me?
317
00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:04,284
It held me.
318
00:15:04,284 --> 00:15:06,116
Okay.
319
00:15:06,987 --> 00:15:09,079
That's it.
320
00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:13,163
I'm okay.
321
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:16,336
That's exactly the way
my monkey used to land.
322
00:15:19,089 --> 00:15:21,461
So, no one knows
you're here? Nope.
323
00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:24,004
Wow. You are
such a rebel.
324
00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:26,466
Well, we're rebels,
Nills.
325
00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:28,718
Like in the movies--
breaking all the rules,
326
00:15:28,718 --> 00:15:31,181
seeing where
the night will take us.
327
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:35,395
Well, my sister needs
her Vespa back by 10:00, so...
328
00:15:35,395 --> 00:15:37,647
Oh, well, of course.
329
00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:42,022
So, we're here.
330
00:15:43,483 --> 00:15:45,405
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
331
00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:48,528
Oh, I don't know.
What are you thinking?
332
00:15:48,528 --> 00:15:51,201
Well, they've got this
dinner special for eight bucks.
333
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,163
It's pasta and a salad.
I figured we could split it.
334
00:15:53,163 --> 00:15:55,495
Oh, um...
335
00:15:55,495 --> 00:15:57,707
Yeah, I haven't seen that
on my menu.
336
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,669
Can I look at yours?
337
00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:01,921
Oh, sure.
No, no, no.
338
00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:04,344
I'll come over there.
339
00:16:05,505 --> 00:16:07,137
Hi.
340
00:16:08,088 --> 00:16:09,549
Hi.
341
00:16:09,549 --> 00:16:11,551
Uh, that's the special.
342
00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:13,593
Oh, uh, yum.
343
00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:16,726
Do-- Do I have
helmet hair?
344
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,099
Uh, yeah, actually.
A little bit.
345
00:16:19,099 --> 00:16:21,101
I can...
Nills...
346
00:16:21,101 --> 00:16:24,154
Whoo! I am hungry!
347
00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:26,366
Jordan, how did you know
where I was?
348
00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:28,068
Oh, Mom and Dad
can track your cell phone.
349
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:29,609
What?
I'm kidding.
350
00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:32,572
No, if they knew you were gone,
they'd be here,
351
00:16:32,572 --> 00:16:34,994
and you'd be dead.
352
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,038
Oh, yeah. Actually,
I just asked myself,
353
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:41,621
"Where would an aging ex-con
take my cousin?"
354
00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:45,045
Look, it was a misdemeanor,
you bitch.
355
00:16:47,587 --> 00:16:49,629
Really?
You wanna do this?
356
00:16:49,629 --> 00:16:52,011
Oh, well, why not?
It'll be quick.
357
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,764
Okay, you guys, just stop.
Jordan, I need to talk to you.
358
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,846
It's okay.
I wrestled in 7th grade.
359
00:16:56,846 --> 00:16:59,059
Yeah, I went
to the Olympic trials
360
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,561
in Tae Kwon Do.
361
00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:05,275
So, Ruby, you needed
to speak to me?
362
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,651
What is this?
What are you doing?
363
00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:13,743
Okay, don't worry.
I'm not ratting you out.
364
00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:15,745
I stuck Ben in your bed
in case anyone checks.
365
00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:17,827
What if they
check Ben's bed?
366
00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:20,120
It's not a perfect plan.
367
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,041
So, uh,
why'd you sneak out?
368
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,664
I just got tired
of everybody telling me
369
00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:26,966
who I can hang out with,
including you.
370
00:17:26,966 --> 00:17:28,628
Sorry.
371
00:17:28,628 --> 00:17:31,131
I know I've been
a little bit of a jerk, and...
372
00:17:31,131 --> 00:17:33,973
It's all right. We all do crazy
things when we're jealous.
373
00:17:33,973 --> 00:17:36,726
Jealous?
Don't be ridiculous.
374
00:17:36,726 --> 00:17:39,099
You're my cousin. Yuck!
375
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,771
I meant because I'm
dating somebody and you're not.
376
00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:43,603
Oh, right.
377
00:17:43,603 --> 00:17:45,855
I am jealous...of that.
378
00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:48,067
Why am I dateless? Why?
379
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:52,152
Uh, Ruby, about us dating--
380
00:17:52,152 --> 00:17:55,365
Oh, I didn't mean dating like
boyfriend-girlfriend dating.
381
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:59,078
I just meant like, you know,
we're two people splitting a salad.
382
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,461
You know, and seeing
where it takes us.
383
00:18:01,461 --> 00:18:03,873
Oh. Okay.
384
00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:06,085
Um, this is tricky.
385
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,259
Uh, Ruby, I think
you are a great girl.
386
00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:11,171
Oh, my God,
are you breaking up with me?
387
00:18:11,171 --> 00:18:13,303
Do you see what you
did? No. No, no, no.
388
00:18:13,303 --> 00:18:15,845
Ruby, you don't understand.
389
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,767
I like guys.
390
00:18:19,058 --> 00:18:21,181
But so do I!
391
00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:23,723
Don't you see how much
we have in common?
392
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,939
Ruby, I'm gay.
393
00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:33,733
Really?
394
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,325
Yes!
395
00:18:35,325 --> 00:18:37,537
I mean, good for you.
396
00:18:37,537 --> 00:18:39,499
Such courage.
397
00:18:39,499 --> 00:18:42,162
But, I mean,
what was all this?
398
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,123
I thought that
you were into me.
399
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,166
Him, as a friend,
400
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,087
and someone
to play music with.
401
00:18:48,087 --> 00:18:49,709
Yes!
402
00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:51,251
So brave.
403
00:18:53,092 --> 00:18:55,094
I think I really
thought you knew.
404
00:18:56,306 --> 00:18:59,219
And I thought you
were a little homophobic.
405
00:18:59,219 --> 00:19:00,810
No way.
406
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:03,313
In fact, I've never
loved another man
407
00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:06,266
as much as I love you
right now.
408
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,650
You're not my type.
409
00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:14,444
I am so embarrassed.
I mean,
410
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,236
how could I have not
seen this coming?
411
00:19:16,236 --> 00:19:18,157
What straight guy
splits a salad?
412
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:22,041
Nills, I'm sorry about giving
you attitude all this time.
413
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:25,164
Hey, you are
a really talented guy,
414
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,786
and I hope
you stay in the band.
415
00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:31,170
Okay, seriously, dude,
like, I have a boyfriend.
416
00:19:39,008 --> 00:19:41,140
You were born to rock.
417
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,062
They're gonna love you.
418
00:19:43,062 --> 00:19:47,567
But remember,
three waters for every scotch.
419
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:53,112
I-I don't know
about this outfit.
420
00:19:53,112 --> 00:19:55,815
What? You're a knockout!
421
00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:58,738
It's just...I'm a mom
422
00:19:58,738 --> 00:20:00,450
and-- and a wife,
423
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:03,703
and I tell teenage girls
who they can and can't date.
424
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,285
I don't belong out there.
425
00:20:05,285 --> 00:20:08,378
Audie Elizabeth Gallagher,
you listen to me.
426
00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:11,130
My middle name is Anne.
427
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:13,172
You have the soul
of an artist
428
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,174
and the heart of a lion.
429
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:18,598
And if you don't go out there
tonight, you're gonna regret it forever.
430
00:20:18,598 --> 00:20:20,390
You think?
I know.
431
00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:23,142
So, we're gonna go out there
432
00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:26,346
and hit that stage
and rock the house.
433
00:20:26,346 --> 00:20:29,058
It's gonna be
the greatest night of your life.
434
00:20:29,058 --> 00:20:32,151
Yeah. Yeah, you know
what? You're right. Mm-hmm.
435
00:20:32,151 --> 00:20:33,773
I can do this.
Yes.
436
00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:35,775
And when I feel
the energy of that crowd,
437
00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:38,778
I'm gonna come alive,
because I am a dancer.
438
00:20:38,778 --> 00:20:41,030
Yes, you are.
439
00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:42,412
Candy?
440
00:20:42,412 --> 00:20:45,074
I changed my mind.
I'll do your stupid show.
441
00:20:45,074 --> 00:20:48,958
Thank God! Wait.
442
00:20:51,711 --> 00:20:54,504
Audie Leticia Gallagher,
443
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:58,137
I will never forget what
you almost did for me tonight.
444
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,090
Come on, Candy.
445
00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:04,974
Oh, and keep
the drink tickets.
446
00:21:06,095 --> 00:21:12,231
I am so gonna
trash this room.
447
00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:17,196
♪ She's got everything I want ♪
448
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,160
♪ He's got moves
to shake you ♪
449
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,824
♪ Right down to the floor ♪
450
00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:28,167
♪ She's the girl for me ♪
451
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:31,290
♪ He is all I see ♪
452
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,833
♪ Oh, they'll believe me ♪
453
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:36,966
♪ All I hope
is you believe me ♪
454
00:21:36,966 --> 00:21:39,258
♪ When I swear the world ♪
455
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:42,512
♪ Is full of possibilities ♪
456
00:21:44,013 --> 00:21:46,886
♪ Oh, bend me, break me ♪
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