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♪♪
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Morning, Ben.
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Was there something
you needed?
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Nope. I just remembered
you live here,
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and I came in
to look at you.
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Hi, Ruby.
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Hi, Aunt Audie.
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Oh, don't think of me
as your aunt.
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I'd rather be more like
your super-cool older sister
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who you can share
your clothes with,
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tell your secrets to,
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smell perfume ads with.
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I've been the only girl
in this house for so long.
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The boys won't let me hug them
unless they're sick.
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What's up?
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Hi, Jordan.
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Yeah, I was in the hall.
Thought I'd drop by.
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Check out your crib.
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No big.
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What?
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Hi, Ruby.
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Hi, Uncle Patrick.
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She's up.
I know, right?
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We checked on you
an hour ago.
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You were sleeping
like a little woodchuck.
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Oh, wow.
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Okay, look.
Here's the thing.
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I really appreciate
you guys taking me in,
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and I love being here,
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but the sooner you guys start
treating me like a normal person,
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the more comfortable
I will be.
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So you going to
take a shower now?
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Okay, everybody out.
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♪ Hey, show me the way ♪
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♪ What are the rules? ♪
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♪ How do you keep a family? ♪
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♪ What is the key? ♪
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♪ How do you stay together? ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa-oa-oa ♪
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♪ If love is all you need
to get along ♪
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♪ To be strong for each other ♪
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♪ I'll give you
all I can give you ♪
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♪ Where I live ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
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♪ It's a miracle of science ♪
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♪ And they're building it
for me ♪
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♪ 'Cause I love
the girls of London ♪
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♪ And the women of Paris ♪
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♪ It's called the Chunnel ♪
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♪ Chunnel of love ♪
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♪ I want to travel ♪
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♪♪
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♪ For the lovers who need
that extra burst of speed ♪
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Oh, no. He's showing her
a Rockits video.
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Ruby, don't. He'll just get
all excited and start gyrating.
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Hey, she asked me
to play it.
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Unlike the two of you,
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she's interested in learning
about our family history.
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Um, actually, I just wanted
to check my e-mail.
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But the learning
has been magical.
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So Ruby, you want to go
shopping after school,
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maybe pick out a new
paint color for your room?
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Could we do sort of like
a day-glow purple?
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Or anything but that.
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You know,
actually, I can't,
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'cause I have a meeting with
the school dance committee.
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Why? They're just
a bunch of losers.
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I'm the new president.
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Well, if you're
the head of it,
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then that's really cool.
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Anyway, we're going to have
a father-daughter dance.
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It was my idea.
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Wow, and you only just
started at that school.
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Is it too soon?
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'Cause I don't want
to be that girl.
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What girl?
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You know,
that new girl in school
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who's trying
so hard to fit in
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that she joins all the clubs
and committees
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and writes "Go Manatees!"
on her sneakers,
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and everyone's all like,
"Hey, I like your shoes,"
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but really what
they're thinking is,
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"Hey, new girl who joins
everything, I hate your hair."
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You may be over-thinking this.
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Well personally, I think a
father-daughter dance is a great idea.
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I can't wait to show you off.
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Actually, I was going
to ask David to take me.
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David, why?
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'Cause he's my father.
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Oh, well, yeah, sure. But once
you watch this video again--
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And here we go.
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You'll see that I'm by far
the better dancer.
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♪ Chunnel of love ♪
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You don't have to
stay for this.
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♪ Ch-ch-ch-chunnel ♪
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♪♪
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No, no, no, no.
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You're making all this noise
while I'm trying to sing.
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I'm just keeping the beat.
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I'll worry about the beat.
You just play the drums.
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Hey, Dad.
Hey.
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So you mentioned something
about a party?
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No, it's not a party exactly.
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A father-daughter dance.
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What a great idea.
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I could play your father.
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You are my father.
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Well, the best acting
comes from a true place.
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Anyway, I'm in.
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Really? You mean it?
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Of course. I get it.
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I'm the famous father
you never knew you had,
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and you want
to show me off, right?
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Well, yeah.
Something like that.
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My God, think of the drama.
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So you're sure
that you'll be there?
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Wait, you're not still upset
about our beach trip, are you?
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What trip? You never showed.
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Because you were supposed
to call the hotel and wake me.
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I did call the hotel.
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You didn't wake up.
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So we're both at fault.
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The point is,
I will be at your dance.
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In fact, what if I were
to take the night off
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and let your school
use my showroom?
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Here?
The Totem Pole Lounge?
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Are you allowed to do that?
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Am I allowed to do that?
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Honey, I am
the Totem Pole Lounge.
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♪ Well, it used to be
so easy ♪
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♪ In this house
I call my own ♪
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♪ But my heart's been bitten
by a passion so forbidden ♪
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♪ Love mosquito
Leave me alone ♪
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You know what's awesome
about that song?
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It's really obvious,
and it sucks.
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You couldn't possibly
understand my pain.
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You have a crush on Ruby,
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your cousin.
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What? That's crazy.
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Is it?
Yes.
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Is it?
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Stop saying "Is it?"
you little freak.
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So how cute is this dress
I found for Ruby?
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For the dance
I'm not going to?
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That's the one.
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Oh, hey, stop pouting.
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She asked you to emcee.
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I guess. Always an uncle,
never a father.
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You have two beautiful sons.
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Whatever.
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Knock, knock.
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I love how you say it,
but never do it.
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Me too.
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Why are you here?
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Ruby invited me to dinner.
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And she mentioned your feelings
might be hurt about the dance.
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My feelings are not hurt.
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Then why are you mad?
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I'm not mad.
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Who's right, Audie?
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In a battle of toddlers,
there can be no winner.
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For your information,
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I'm fine about the dance.
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In fact, I'm hosting it.
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Oh, like a spokesmodel?
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I am not going to compete
with you for Ruby.
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Good, because you can't.
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My daughter and I,
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we talk, we laugh.
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Last week, we practically
went to the beach.
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And that's why I have a
problem with this dance.
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Why do you assume
I'm going to let Ruby down?
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Oslo, '89.
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We're headlining
the Winter Fest.
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"I'll meet you there,"
you said.
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I swear, there's
an Oslo in France.
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Honolulu, '91.
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Hundreds of kids have spelled our
names with their bodies in the sand.
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Not this again.
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I told you
to go to the bathroom
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before we got on
the helicopter.
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I'm not comfortable
using public facilities.
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Oh, but you were comfortable
watering our fans from a thousand feet?
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What does any of this
have to do with Ruby?
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You're irresponsible.
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You can't be trusted.
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And I am not going to stand
by and watch her get hurt.
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You don't have to.
I'm her father.
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Oh, were you her father when
you dumped her on our doorstep?
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I don't have to listen to this.
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Yes, you do.
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Apparently, we all do.
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We really should invest
in a kitchen door.
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Just forget the dance.
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It was a stupid idea.
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And I'm sorry I was dumped
on your doorstep.
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Ruby, I didn't mean it
like that.
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You know what?
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It was a lot easier
not having a dad.
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At least I had that
figured out.
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Uh, that's a closet.
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I don't care.
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Come in.
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Hey, I--
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What are you doing?
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You're not running away.
This family loves you.
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Now unpack those clothes.
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I am unpacking them.
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Oh.
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Well, it's not like
you moved in yesterday.
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I thought you'd be
further along.
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Uh, look, Ruby,
David's your father,
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and I never want to come
between the two of you.
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Thank you.
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And you're very,
very sorry.
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I'm getting to that.
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And I'm sorry about saying you
were dumped on our doorstep.
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The truth is that David and I,
we have a history together,
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and he has
disappointed me a lot,
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so maybe I'm a little
overprotective.
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I understand.
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I might have overreacted.
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Maybe a little.
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No, she didn't.
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Audie, either
come in or go away.
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How you feeling, honey?
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Better.
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Oh.
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Guys, listen.
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I get that you're
worried about me,
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but I've been waiting
15 years for my father,
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and I know that some part of
him has been waiting for me.
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He won't let me down.
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Besides, he's really excited
about this dance.
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I mean, he even asked
if he could wear his cape.
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I knew he had my cape.
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Ruby, we hear you,
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and we'll stop worrying.
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But just remember,
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when you're
on that dance floor
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and he yells "Free style"?
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Duck and cover.
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Yo, Nicole, what's up?
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Hey Ems, you decorating?
That's cool.
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Chicks around here dig me,
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because I'm
dark and mysterious.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. You see, I'm kind of
the sexy school vampire.
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That's interesting,
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because the girls
call you Bambi.
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Right, because...
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I'm wiry and unpredictable.
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Like a baby deer.
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Hey, have you seen my dad?
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'Cause I really want
to practice this dance.
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Oh, he was heading
towards his dressing room.
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Something about
firing his drummer.
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Oh. Thanks, cuz.
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Anytime, cuz.
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I got to say, I'm kind of
getting into this hosting thing.
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00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:52,833
I mean,
when you think about it,
261
00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,634
I'm the star.
262
00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:56,506
Okay.
263
00:11:56,506 --> 00:11:59,219
Should I work up some
material? Maybe a few jokes?
264
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,841
You mean like at
my cousin's wedding?
265
00:12:00,841 --> 00:12:02,182
Yeah.
No.
266
00:12:03,804 --> 00:12:06,847
Well, at least David did come
through with the showroom.
267
00:12:06,847 --> 00:12:10,440
Maybe being a father's
changed him.
268
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,152
Forced him to step up.
269
00:12:12,152 --> 00:12:16,526
Maybe his days of peeing on
Hawaiians are finally behind us.
270
00:12:16,526 --> 00:12:21,161
Sometimes at night, I
can still hear the screams.
271
00:12:21,161 --> 00:12:23,243
Hey, Dad?
272
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,995
Oh, I'm sorry.
Have you seen my father?
273
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:28,288
He went to the track with two
showgirls and my drum sticks.
274
00:12:28,288 --> 00:12:31,421
Oh, no, he is not
going to do this to me.
275
00:12:31,421 --> 00:12:33,293
I'm not going to be that girl.
276
00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:35,255
What girl?
277
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,008
The girl who is so desperate to
have a relationship with her father
278
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,840
that she thinks
she can change him,
279
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,432
but she can't, so she ends up
at the father-daughter dance
280
00:12:42,432 --> 00:12:44,224
with no father
and everyone saying,
281
00:12:44,224 --> 00:12:46,556
"Hey, look at the girl with the
dumb sneakers and no dad."
282
00:12:49,439 --> 00:12:52,152
Did she, uh,
say anything about me?
283
00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:00,821
He's still not answering.
284
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,662
Of course he isn't. That would
make him a normal father,
285
00:13:02,662 --> 00:13:06,326
and then we would miss
all the excitement.
286
00:13:06,326 --> 00:13:08,208
I thought we decided
hair up.
287
00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:11,411
Okay, I checked
the horse track,
288
00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:13,173
the dog track, and even
the go-cart track.
289
00:13:13,173 --> 00:13:15,005
Nobody's seen him.
290
00:13:15,005 --> 00:13:18,008
But everybody knows him.
291
00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:19,049
Maybe we should tell
Mom and Dad.
292
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,631
No. If Uncle Patrick
finds out
293
00:13:21,631 --> 00:13:23,423
that David's blowing me off,
he will kill him.
294
00:13:23,423 --> 00:13:25,555
Well, won't you kind of
want to kill him?
295
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,227
Yes. And if your dad
does it first,
296
00:13:27,227 --> 00:13:29,429
I won't be able to,
okay?
297
00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:30,480
Now zip me up.
298
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:34,354
Zip what? Why? With who?
299
00:13:34,354 --> 00:13:36,106
My dress. Zip me up.
300
00:13:38,028 --> 00:13:41,992
What are we doing?
301
00:13:45,205 --> 00:13:46,406
This is what
we're going to do.
302
00:13:46,406 --> 00:13:48,828
We're going to the dance,
put on a big smile,
303
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,541
and pray that we see his little
feet coming across that floor.
304
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,957
I touched her back.
305
00:13:56,957 --> 00:13:58,919
You're a mess.
306
00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:08,348
So, where's David?
307
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,020
In his dressing room.
308
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,681
Where else would he be?
309
00:14:11,681 --> 00:14:12,852
I'd better
go check on him.
310
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,975
No. I mean, why?
311
00:14:14,975 --> 00:14:16,977
He wants his cape back.
312
00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:20,440
It really is a bad time.
313
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,442
You guys, he's so nervous
about his dancing.
314
00:14:22,442 --> 00:14:25,405
He should be.
315
00:14:25,405 --> 00:14:27,077
Ah, I'll go help him.
316
00:14:27,077 --> 00:14:29,829
No. Nobody sees him.
Don't you know?
317
00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:32,412
It's bad luck to see a brother
on the father-daughter dance.
318
00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:33,793
Everybody knows that.
319
00:14:35,705 --> 00:14:39,879
Besides, I've been
texting him all day.
320
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,211
David knows how to text?
321
00:14:41,211 --> 00:14:44,424
Yeah. And Twitter.
322
00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:47,847
Texting, Twittering,
tweeting.
323
00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:50,640
Oh, that's a good one, Pop.
324
00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:54,274
I'm going to go
eat some cheese.
325
00:14:54,274 --> 00:14:57,017
Wow, she's nervous.
326
00:14:57,017 --> 00:14:59,019
And she's not even hosting.
327
00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:07,948
And that was Ashley Baker
dancing with her father Paul.
328
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:11,331
Oh, and I've been asked
to remind the football fans
329
00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:12,993
that next Friday
is the big game,
330
00:15:12,993 --> 00:15:15,625
so come cheer our boys
331
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:21,001
as they go for their
first win in three years.
332
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:22,422
Three years.
333
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,424
Maybe they should play
the chess team.
334
00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:30,430
Anyway.
335
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,432
Now, let's welcome the
next couple to the spotlight,
336
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,854
Karen Jacobs
and her father Michael,
337
00:15:34,854 --> 00:15:37,147
dancing to "My Everything."
338
00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:49,329
So Ruby, where is
your rock star dad?
339
00:15:49,329 --> 00:15:51,911
Um, I'm sure
he'll be here soon.
340
00:15:51,911 --> 00:15:54,074
Well, my dad
has been here for hours.
341
00:15:54,074 --> 00:15:56,336
Does your dad have a Grammy?
342
00:15:57,537 --> 00:15:59,169
I'm sorry.
343
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,295
I just checked
David's dressing room.
344
00:16:05,295 --> 00:16:07,007
He hasn't been there
all night,
345
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:11,591
according to the saddest
drummer I've ever met.
346
00:16:11,591 --> 00:16:13,803
So Ruby has been
covering for David?
347
00:16:13,803 --> 00:16:15,305
Exactly.
348
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:18,058
Well, the dance
is almost over.
349
00:16:18,058 --> 00:16:19,689
I'm going to kill him.
350
00:16:22,062 --> 00:16:27,737
♪ You're such
a wonderful surprise ♪
351
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,409
That's beautiful, guys.
352
00:16:29,409 --> 00:16:32,072
Thank you.
353
00:16:32,072 --> 00:16:33,823
Well, it's almost time
to wrap things up,
354
00:16:33,823 --> 00:16:35,995
but I've saved
the best for last.
355
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,617
For the final dance
of the evening,
356
00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:40,920
Ruby Gallagher
will dance with me.
357
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,713
And the song
she's chosen is--
358
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,177
"Chunnel of Love."
359
00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:50,009
♪♪
360
00:16:59,439 --> 00:17:00,850
Ruby, I'm so sorry.
361
00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:04,194
I just hoped he was going
to be different with me.
362
00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:05,905
So did I.
363
00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:08,568
Thank you for being here.
364
00:17:08,568 --> 00:17:11,201
Hey, that's what uncles do.
365
00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:16,246
Hello, St. Augustine.
366
00:17:16,246 --> 00:17:18,578
Are you ready to rock?
367
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,831
Hit it.
368
00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:24,624
♪♪
369
00:17:27,627 --> 00:17:29,969
♪ Chunnel of love ♪
370
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,603
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
371
00:17:43,603 --> 00:17:46,065
David, what are you doing?
372
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,488
Dancing.
With them?
373
00:17:48,488 --> 00:17:52,071
Yes. They frame me.
374
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,404
Now get out of my light.
This is for my daughter.
375
00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:56,826
David, this is
a father-daughter dance.
376
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,038
Fathers dancing
with their daughters.
377
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:05,415
With their daughters?
378
00:18:05,415 --> 00:18:07,257
Well, that's creepy.
379
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:11,421
Sorry about this, folks.
380
00:18:11,421 --> 00:18:13,423
As you all know,
381
00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:16,055
I'm Ruby's dad,
David Gallagher.
382
00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:18,768
Thank you.
383
00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:20,980
Dad.
384
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,812
Ah, and here she is.
385
00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:24,023
I need to talk to you.
386
00:18:24,023 --> 00:18:25,104
Now.
387
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,227
Okay.
388
00:18:27,227 --> 00:18:30,150
Don't get any sweat on this.
It's my personal mike.
389
00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:35,995
Are you serious
with all of this?
390
00:18:35,995 --> 00:18:39,159
Yeah, we've been
rehearsing this for days.
391
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:42,001
Why?
392
00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:44,414
Because you're my daughter,
393
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:48,298
and I wanted you to know
how much you mean to me.
394
00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:53,303
I guess I chose
the wrong format.
395
00:18:55,014 --> 00:18:57,177
No, it's okay.
396
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,218
You hate it, don't you?
397
00:18:58,218 --> 00:19:02,852
No, no.
I mean, yeah, I did.
398
00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:05,265
In fact,
I was really hating you.
399
00:19:05,265 --> 00:19:09,439
But you did all this
for me?
400
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:14,113
You are such a weirdo.
401
00:19:14,113 --> 00:19:16,616
I mean, you really
are not at all
402
00:19:16,616 --> 00:19:18,778
what I thought
a dad was going to be like.
403
00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:21,661
Think you could bend a little?
404
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,993
Think I'm going to have to.
405
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,917
Then, may I have this dance?
406
00:19:29,128 --> 00:19:30,840
Hit it.
407
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,842
Five, six, seven, eight.
408
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,432
All right, free style.
409
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:55,985
♪ Well, it used to be
so easy ♪
410
00:19:55,985 --> 00:20:01,621
♪ To keep my heart
behind a wall ♪
411
00:20:01,621 --> 00:20:04,414
♪ But when she is near ♪
412
00:20:04,414 --> 00:20:06,996
♪ It all becomes quite clear ♪
413
00:20:06,996 --> 00:20:11,421
♪ Nothing's really clear
at all ♪
414
00:20:11,421 --> 00:20:16,426
♪ Oh, she came and took
my breath away ♪
415
00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:18,428
♪ Oh ♪
416
00:20:18,428 --> 00:20:22,011
♪ Seems that she is
here to stay ♪
417
00:20:22,011 --> 00:20:25,014
♪ Turn my life upside down ♪
418
00:20:25,014 --> 00:20:29,269
♪ Inside out, so confused ♪
419
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:32,482
♪ As I drown
in shades of grey ♪
420
00:20:33,443 --> 00:20:35,445
Oh, I'll get it
next time.
421
00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:38,658
No, my song sounds way
better when you sing it.
422
00:20:38,658 --> 00:20:40,320
I'll say.
423
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,412
Thank you.
424
00:20:42,412 --> 00:20:44,824
So, um...
425
00:20:44,824 --> 00:20:45,995
Who's the girl?
426
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,417
What girl?
427
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:49,459
The girl that you wrote
the song about.
428
00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:51,040
Her?
429
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,003
Oh, no.
Oh, I mean, nobody.
430
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,426
I mean,
nobody that you know.
431
00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:57,507
Shut up.
432
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:15,815
♪ It's a miracle
of science ♪
433
00:21:15,815 --> 00:21:20,700
♪ And they're building it
for me ♪
434
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:26,205
♪ 'Cause I love
the girls of London ♪
435
00:21:26,205 --> 00:21:28,408
♪ And the women of Paris ♪
436
00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:31,461
♪ It's called the Chunnel ♪
437
00:21:31,461 --> 00:21:34,544
♪ Chunnel of love ♪
438
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,756
♪ I want to travel ♪
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