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What do you want, little one?

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Your ass.

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Who are you?

Frank Dravin, please squad.

The new version.

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My name is Sergeant Frank Dravin,

Detective Lieutenant Police Squad,

a special division of the LAPD.

The day after the bank robbery started like any other,

I woke up in my empty cop apartment,

stared at a picture of my deceased cop wife

and choked by cup tears.

A perfect morning?

Sure, but I had no idea what this city had in store for me.

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(audience applauding)

Thank you.

Thanks to everyone.

What is this?

Don't cheer for him.

You too.

My office now.

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Thanks to you, I just spent two hours getting chewed out

by the mayor.

Apparently, some of the bank robbers,

you put in the ICU,

they're lawyering up to sue the city.

That's ridiculous.

They're criminals.

It's the law.

Since when the cops have to follow the law.

Since forever.

Oh yeah.

And who's gone to arrest me?

Other cops?

Yes.

Is he serious?

Is he serious?

No.

No.

Let me be crystal clear.

They are threatening to shut down police squad

because of you.

Honestly, you lucky you still work here after last year's

McDonald's incident.

They wouldn't sell me freedom, fries.

You arrested the entire staff.

I wasn't thinking clearly.

I was furious about the Janet Jackson Super Bowl.

That was 20 years ago.

Not to me.

We understand, Chief.

You're right.

Good.

Because I'm taking you off the bank job.

What?

I'm putting you on collisions.

There's a crash up in Malibu.

Yes, Ben.

Thank you.

And make sure your body cams are actually turned on.

Got it.

Camera will be on.

(door slams)

Drap it.

It's a new day at police squad.

Uh, things are changing so fast around here.

I guess you really can't fight City Hall.

No.

It's a building.

No, there's a real man.

They just don't make him like your pops anymore.

I'm glad he's not around to see what police squad has come to.

Mind if I take him a little bit?

Of course.

I'm glad he's not around to see what he's going to be.

I'm glad he's going to see what he's going to be.

I'm glad he's going to see what he's going to be.

I'm glad he's going to see what he's going to be.

I'm glad he's going to see what he's going to be.

I'm glad he's going to see what he's going to be.

I'm glad he's going to see what he's going to be.

I'm glad he's going to see what he's going to be.

I'm glad he's going to see what he's going to be.

I'm glad he's going to see what he's going to be.

I'm glad he's going to see what he's going to be.

I'm glad he's going to see what he's going to be.

Give me a sigh.

Maybe make me see an owl or something.

Hey, Dad.

It's me, Ed.

We're going to miss you.

[LAUGHTER]

Hey, Pops.

Ed and I pulled up to the Malibu car crash around 2 p.m.

Nothing unusual, but in this city, usual is unusual, usually.

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So how's your date last night, Frank?

I couldn't have thought through a little bit.

You canceled?

No.

I didn't want to have setters to write officer Barnes teller.

I was stabbed to death.

You're a real romantic Frank, but everyone needs someone.

You've been a widower like you.

Just not ready to open myself to love again.

I have them wait to clear the wreck so you can get eyes on it.

Crash happened around 4 a.m.

Oh, there were no skit marks on the road.

He didn't hit the brakes before going over.

Broke?

Had a little, just enough to wake me up.

Fancy car.

Yeah, it's one of those new Eden-Tech electricals.

Electric, huh?

I remember when they only things that were electric were eels,

chairs, and Gethrin Zeta Jones and Chicago.

Empty pill bottles.

Who was he?

Simon Davenport, 53 years old, no wife, no kids.

He's got a sister out in the Hancock Park, but we don't really know anything about it,

other than her name.

That's Davenport.

The forest, 5'6", 130 pounds.

Spitfire of a personality, self-proclaimed chocolate hollock.

Like outdoorsy things, but it's just this happy curling up with a good book.

Right?

I'm seeing enough.

Marta's suicide.

Go ahead.

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No, that's okay, I'll deal with it.

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Oh.

Over here, Lieutenant.

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That's one off-love after my wife died, but this woman was put together in all the right ways.

She's head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.

At a bottom of the wood make any toy bed for the brown.

Sorry to keep you waiting now.

How may I help you?

You're wrong about Simon Davenport.

You wouldn't commit suicide.

Simon Davenport, the stiff from the Malibu crash.

That stiff was my brother.

Oh, I mean, he wasn't that stiff really, not yet.

More floppy and bloated.

No, I mean, I'm so sorry for your loss.

Please, take it to your.

No, thank you.

I have plenty of chairs at home.

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Now, Mrs.

Davenport, Miss Beth Davenport.

Mr.

Davenport, Mr.

Davenport, Miss Detective Frank Davenport.

Detective, I think someone murdered Simon.

Really?

What makes you think that?

Well, he called me last night.

He said he was in some kind of trouble.

So he made plans to meet this morning.

Does that sound like someone is planning to kill themselves?

No, it certainly does not.

Why would someone do that to him?

Trust me, there's always a reason to kill someone.

Did he have enough noxious laugh?

No.

I'll forgive him, just not myself.

That's okay.

I'm not you either.

Tell me.

What did your brother do for work?

Computers.

He was a programmer for Richard Kane.

The genius is going to save the world with his electric cars.

Well, he's the first person you should talk to.

Then he could check Simon's driving records and see if they match.

Or he will slow down there.

Excuse me?

Let's just leave the police work to me, okay?

Oh, I see.

Same old story with guys like you.

Guys, let me.

Stubborn old man who think they know what's best.

I understand you're upset, but this is what I do.

If someone did, off your brother, I'll find them.

Well, I appreciate that detective, but Simon was all I had.

See, don't forget me if I don't just sit around and hope you do your job.

That's exactly what I expect you to do.

When I have something, I'll contact you.

I'm doing a series of book readings this week.

You can find me there.

Book readings?

Yes, I write true crime novels based on fictional stories that I make up.

Yes, well, you may write about it, but I live it.

Now, if you'll excuse me, we're having a birthday party,

and I'm the best singer in the office.

On second, but I will take that chair.

I couldn't remember the last time someone had talked to me like that.

It was the kind of dressing down you usually have to pay for in the basement of a laundromat.

But she had the kind of hips you wanted to put a hoo-hoo-bong and spin.

The kind that you've made, the kind that you've made,

and the kind that you've made, you know, the kind that you've made.

So, let's keep in mind.

I wasn't convinced Simon Davenport had been murdered,

but the case was starting to give me an itch.

And when I start to scratch, I don't stop till I break skin,

and the doctor makes me wear mittens.

Max.

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Can I check?

Jump in.

Richard Kane had made his first fortune of microprocessors,

and then used it to build a vast online retail marketplace

and green technology on power.

Then, suddenly, the bear charges towards me.

I read him my knife.

And he barrels right past me to a honey hive above the campsite.

It's been there all along, and I hadn't seen it.

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Ah, you arrived.

Lieutenant Trevin.

Me too.

Richard, Richard Kane.

Please.

Walk with me.

So, what can you tell me about Mr. Davenport?

Simon was a brilliant engineer, one of our best.

Had no idea he was so terribly depressed.

Suicide is a dreamt thing, possible suicide.

Are you suspect something foul?

No, I've taken probably couldn't do this, but I'm not ruling anything out.

I see.

Was this one of the projects Simon was working on?

I know what you see here is a red-light therapy machine,

proven to increase testosterone.

Did you know that men at the sperm count is at a star close across the board?

Fascinating.

I've never put my sperm across the board.

I have an old bond Jovey t-shirt for that.

You know, I hope you don't think it's awkward my say this, but I'm actually a big fan of yours.

Does that show?

Yes, I read about your work at the bank robbery.

Guys like you or I breathe.

Guys with me?

Yes, a metabaction.

Don't ask permission to fix what they know is broken.

I'm surprised that you're saying that.

Coming from someone who's so into these gadgets.

Oh, well, you don't enjoy the marbles on the modern age?

No offense, but the world was better before.

I agree.

I don't tell anyone.

Uh, Siddhar?

Looks at it to me.

No, would you like one?

Smoking indoors?

Catarite reticup?

That matchbook.

I've seen it before.

Mr. Bengal.

It's a supper club I own for some of the city's elite.

It's a kind of place where men can be themselves, have a few drinks.

And like the black IPs once said, get retarded in here.

You can still say that word?

In my club you can.

Well, I love the black IPs.

Who doesn't?

I know a few people.

They're fools, you know.

Well, I am.

Apple, D. App, Taboo.

Don't forget, Fergie.

I would never forget Fergie.

The Duchess.

Well, if you need anything, please don't hesitate to call.

Thank you.

I'll be in touch.

It's that way.

Of course.

Why don't we get Mr. Dribin?

It was a gift for tomorrow.

The Eden Vox one.

The first ever fully automated self-driving electric vehicle.

A gift.

We just received from Richard King.

He must have made some kind of impression last night, Frank.

Yeah, we seem so.

Coffee?

Yes, thank you.

Don't be shy.

Fellas, come check it out.

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Smug.

All electric.

Zero to 60 in 3.1 seconds.

I guess that's good.

Watch this.

Car.

Open doors.

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Name tricks.

[LAUGHS]

Now you try.

Car.

Please close doors.

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[GASP]

Nice.

Pretty fun, I guess.

OK, how about this?

Car.

Drive forward 30 feet.

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Pretty smooth.

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impressive.

Hey, guys.

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I tell you, this place is falling apart.

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I got half a dozen witnesses that place you on the scene.

We know you were at the bank.

I'm telling you, I wasn't there.

Thanks, Mark.

This is quite the rap sheet you've got here.

Says you serve 20 years for man's laughter.

Must have been quite the joke.

You mean man's slaughter?

Well, we know you're Boston one cash.

So what was the point of the robbery?

What did he want?

I was a little bit older.

You think you're so smart?

Well, I think my body can't.

My tele different story.

And?

Technology really is something.

At least what is all about transparency these days.

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Despite this is driven, 10/7, I only think about it.

Well, despite this is driven, 10/7, I will actually tell.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Breakfast of champions.

I know, a little black coffee.

Okay.

You can fast forward a bit.

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Why isn't there some crazy stories from these?

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[LAUGHTER]

That's a mind.

Oh, excuse me.

Oh boy.

Listen, you seem like a decent fella.

I'm going to let you off with the warning.

Have a great day, buddy.

It's much later in the day, fast forward a while.

You'll see, just wait.

Uh-huh.

You can get back home.

Oh, god.

Come on.

Oh, move.

Focus, Frank.

Focus.

You got this.

You got this.

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Yeah.

Maybe a little more.

I'm going to ruin another suit.

Orange.

Oh, sorry.

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Please, Professor.

Uh, there's a line, man.

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[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOT]

Come on.

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You're disgusting, yes, stupid idiot.

Russ fell until he went 13, you freak.

I can't get it up without the stench of milk on your chin.

Don't you dare.

Don't do it.

Don't eat it.

Oh, god.

Frank.

I had five more in that day.

Still better, Frank.

You better believe it.

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Yes.

That's you inside the bank.

Leave this day.

OK, fine.

The level we was working for, it was crazy.

I mean, he just wanted us to get some safe deposit box.

Save the deposit box.

No.

There.

Lex 595.

Ed, check the list.

Yep.

You're not going to believe this one, Frank.

Simon Davenport.

So you're saying these two cases?

Are one case.

Gentlemen, when you joined me to launch Eden Tech,

it was with one goal to save the world.

Together we've created technologies to rival the gods.

Has the world gotten any better?

No.

It's only gotten worse.

Now, when the founding fathers created this country,

they sat in a room like this filled with men like us,

and birthed and empire.

Do you think you're going to be a good one?

Or do you, as a...

Yes, that's right.

But as years went by, other people want to get into that room.

Fish people.

What?

Fish people.

Dills on their necks.

I don't like mermaids.

I don't like mermaids.

Right.

Not stop.

Not fish people.

Ungrateful people.

People that did not earn their seat at the table.

People not built.

Like the men in this room.

The crab hatch.

They had crab hands instead of fingers.

Stop.

I know what I mean.

So just let me do the books.

This is a crab hand.

I've met him.

Put the phone away.

Now, it's time for us to admit that the path we are on

is not working.

The system is broken.

And what does one do when the system is malfunctioning?

You want to plug it.

And then you plug it in again.

I call it the primordial law of toughness device.

Let me show you what it's capable of.

Last year we set up cameras at the local community center, decided to run a little experiment.

The question, what would happen to modern humans if we reverted their psyche to an original state of nature?

When activated, the device sends an audio frequency that reduces the brain to its animalistic core.

In this case, the frequency was limited.

But next time, it will spread through every smart device until the entire world is infected.

As for us, upon that nation, we will decap two one of my super bunkers around the world,

where there will be food and water, and the best live entertainment the world has to offer.

What's up, evil billionaires?

I am so excited to be doing live shows for as long as it takes in the doom-stag-giggle bunker room,

located in Block 4 of the Arizona district.

See you there!

I'm Miss Paradise.

Hmm.

And when the embers have died down, any survivors left will learn their place alongside us.

When we will return to a world that has been a blank slate, upon which we can rebuild as the founding fathers of a new Eden.

The gentleman, lady, this new reserve, I give you.

Project Inferno!

It turned out that Cain's nightclub was only half a mile from where Simon Davenport crashed,

and that got me thinking, maybe he had been there the night he died.

He hopped into my new electric cruiser, and told it to head to Malibu.

Please take the wheel.

Warning, please take the wheel.

He's out of the room.

What's over you, people?

I'm a collision detective.

What is this city coming to?

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What can I get you?

I was wondering if you could help me.

I'm looking for a friend who may have been here before.

No.

I haven't seen him.

You hardly looked at him.

I saw enough.

You don't remember me, do you?

Should I?

My brother.

You shot him in the name of justice.

I can literally be thousands of people.

Shot him in the back as he ran away.

Hundreds unarmed.

At least 50.

He was white.

So your Tony Royland's brother?

That's right.

How is old Tony?

Are you serious?

Bad.

Right.

So your friend.

Maybe I have seen him.

Maybe I haven't.

I can't remember.

You can't remember.

No.

Maybe this one's y'all can't memory.

[gunshot]

Good.

That's a better.

Remember now.

Yeah, I remember.

He said in a quarter booth he had a drink.

Well, that's all I know.

Where do they keep surveillance footage?

In the back.

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But even I'm not allowed in there.

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Thank you.

I'm there.

She was again.

I had to admit she was beautiful.

She had a body that carried her head around.

And a butt that seemed to say, "Hello, I'm a doctor."

But elegant, yeah, I'd say so.

But like a teenager with three babysitting jobs,

I didn't need another babysitting job.

Hello, Lieutenant.

What the hell are you doing here?

Done the same thing you are.

The toilet wasn't going to sit around and wait.

Listen, this isn't one of your stories.

Average civilian women don't suddenly solve crimes.

Oh, you read my book.

What you think?

I think it's a fantasy.

A woman puts on a wig and a sunglasses and suddenly she's an assassin.

But you joined your head?

It has some good parts.

Ah, Lieutenant Dravin.

Does he know you're Simon's sister?

Good.

When he's keeping that way.

Wonderful surprise.

Flying, thank you.

Beautiful place you've got here.

Can't smell the dead animals at all.

Thank you.

Can't I get your drink?

It's just water and sparkling.

And who is this stunning creature?

I don't believe we've left.

I'm not.

This is Miss Cherry.

Rose of Feltz.

That Bozo Chowing spaghetti.

What an interesting name.

Yes.

Thank you.

So, I'm going to go to the hospital.

Thank you.

So, what about what brings you here?

I just hoping you could let me take a look at your security footage.

Oh, may I ask why?

Go right ahead.

I'm fortunate I can't show your security footage.

I remember trust that we will provide them with the highest level of privacy.

I hope you understand.

I'm starting to.

Well, thank you so much for the drink.

I'm just getting right.

We really must be going so soon.

I hope you're not leaving too, Miss spaghetti.

Oh, I-- Yes.

She's leaving too.

Early morning, but Disney went on tomorrow.

She's one of those Disney adults.

Obsessed really.

Her bed has covered in dolls.

Oh, Miss spaghetti.

Please stay for a drink.

Uh, you don't mind.

Do you, Dremen?

Do you, my guess?

Wonderful.

I'll get a table.

You get the footage.

I'll keep multiplied.

I'm here.

Absolutely not.

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Oh, thank you.

Wow.

This place is amazing.

Oh, thank you.

Miss spaghetti, may I speak freely?

I'd prefer English.

You're much too sophisticated for the likes of Frank Dremen.

Oh, I'm not with Dremen.

Oh, well, that's wonderful news.

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Yes.

From Bill Cosby's private estate.

Oh.

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Mom, please, hold your back.

I gotta go.

I gotta go.

I gotta go now.

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So, tell me, what even working on lately?

I always gonna talk about work.

I'm gonna talk about play.

[LAUGHS]

Do you like jazz?

I spaghetti.

I like it.

Hmm.

I love it.

I love it.

[LAUGHS]

Okay.

Sir.

What about now?

No, it's going on.

No.

Yes, sir.

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This one's for my electric new friend.

Richard Kane.

Wow.

That's the first chicken indeed.

Make it extra, a lumpy boys.

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I've always said, fighting is a lot like jazz music.

A scat-like in-craub for one-lettes imagination

to control of their body.

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I'm fine.

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There's two things I love.

My stay at home girlfriend and gorilla nut

and hands drink supplement from it.

Don't follow fat diets and fake workouts.

You want to get ripped?

All you need is muscle slime.

Rub it on.

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Well, look at that.

Who are you, my secret beef-strupping friend?

Douglas will Riley investigate if journalists are like Ronical.

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[CHEERING]

Seems as if the driver might be more of a problem than we thought.

And when you keep an eye on it, make sure there's a cause

anymore distractions.

Yes, Ron.

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Davis, this better be good.

He did what?

Get me driving this instant.

Ma'am, I'm so sorry, but you have to listen to me.

There's something deeper going on here.

You wake up my husband, I swear to God.

I'm sorry.

What the hell are you thinking, Trebby?

Richard Cain is a very powerful man, and he makes a lot of hefty

donations to the city, including the new car you're driving.

Richard Cain is dirty.

He's involved with his Simon Delanport murder.

And by the way, the bank job too.

You're still working the bank job?

That's it.

You're suspended.

Suspended.

What did I say about waking Ronald?

He has a Fitzgerald presentation tomorrow, and if Maureen

Boadham doesn't accept his vertical integration pitch.

Bill Contour will leapfrog him for the third year in a row.

But Ronald Trane, Bill?

Exactly.

I got no choice in putting your eyes two weeks effectively.

Now get out.

We're all rooting for you, Ronald.

Give him out tomorrow.

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Rough night?

Hmm.

Oh, it's here.

Not tell me.

What'd you see on the security footage?

Listen, I feel for you.

I really do.

But I had to beat up a lot of henchmen tonight, men with daughters.

Oh, come on.

You wouldn't have seen it if I didn't help you.

Help me.

That's rich.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm tired.

I'm hungry.

Good night, Mr. Amport.

What if we had a little dinner together?

I sure could go for a bite.

Slow down, chef.

This turkey burns in 450.

How hot was I cooking?

About a thousand.

Turkey needs slow and low.

Unless you like your center of pink.

No, what love my centers pink.

You're not worried the rare meat will ruin a good stuffing.

As long as you don't mind if I get cinnamon and water.

Mind it.

I prefer it.

I like it sick little boy.

You're not going to stop handing me, are you?

Not for a second.

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Excuse the mess.

I haven't had the heart to clean since my wife died.

Why can't I let this?

How does she pass?

Great.

50 yards easy.

On, like in camera.

And then she died.

So we'll never know if she could have gone pro.

She was the sweetest woman I've ever known.

She sounds like a saint.

Or maybe a browncomb or a 49er.

We would have been happy with anything really.

Anyone but the Browns.

What have you have?

You know, I've been drawn to the hills ever since I moved here for college.

You see LA?

I see it every day.

I live here.

I'm afraid I don't have much to offer.

Mm-hmm.

However.

All that turkey talk outside got me in the Thanksgiving mode.

I think I have a full turkey around here somewhere.

But my oven is filthy.

I don't mind.

I like a dirty bird.

Mm-hmm.

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You're at mine.

Because all it is is disgusting.

It sure was fun to talk about a dirty bird.

It would be unsanitary.

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Well, hot wine is the most important part.

It sure is.

Oh, oh, this is my buster.

He must have smelled what's going on.

Silly dog, that's not for you.

Here.

OK.

Ah.

It's so strong.

Put that down.

How about some nice scratches instead of the old wolf?

Yes.

Wow.

I don't like this.

Oh, you're here.

May I?

Oh.

That's better.

Is this crazy?

It's been a long time.

I'm afraid I may have forgotten how to kiss.

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It was time to get back to the case.

So I called the LA Chronicle News desk to follow up on Douglas Riley,

but was informed that he hadn't made it into work,

so I headed to his apartment.

(KNOCKING)

Douglas Riley, Lieutenant Frank Dravon here, please squad.

Hello.

Hello.

Anyone home?

Oh, no.

Hey, Douglas, I stepped in some kind of red liquid.

You got any paper towels?

I'm dragging it all over your place.

I picked up your knife for you.

Where do you want it?

Chris records that your name would say I did it.

Lieutenant Frank Dravon, I did it.

Okay.

Riley, that you?

Riley.

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Riley.

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And that's when it hit me.

Like an idiot's finished jigsaw puzzle.

I was being framed.

I needed to clean the crime scene.

Nobody, no crime.

Hiding the body was no longer an option.

Please.

It's not what it looks like.

(MUSIC)

It's money.

Car.

Drive.

Thank you, Car.

I'll tell you.

Car.

Stop it.

I said stop.

Hello, Dravon.

Mind if I take the wheel.

Okay.

What's going on?

I've taken control of the car.

It's a little trick I have when I want to fix mistakes.

So that's how Dravon poor died.

He didn't drive himself off a cliff.

You did.

Now you're getting somewhere detective.

Not before he spilled your secrets to that reporter.

So you went and killed him too.

I didn't kill him Frank.

You did.

You're the crazy cop of stabbed the reporter and then drove himself into the ocean.

I have what I am.

There's no escape, Dravon.

I'm just a little sad that you won't be there to see what I have in store when the new

is Eve balls drop.

Oh well, have a nice trip.

Oh.

High-silism.

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(MUSIC)

Move!

Move! Move! Move!

- Just beeps. - Oh no.

- Move! And in the way! Move!

Move! Move! Move! Move!

Looks like you can use some help.

What? Open the doors!

You got it!

Frank, are you okay? Where are you?

Never mind that. I know how Simon Devanport was killed.

He was Richard Cain.

He drove him off the cliff.

Well, there's a warrant out for your arrest.

They're claiming that you killed a reporter. Say this, and so.

He needs so wet.

There's another thing, Frank. The mayor got winded his whole mess,

and they're pulling our funding.

What? Please spot his shutdown effective immediately.

This is all because of me.

I'll fix this.

Do me a favor, Frank. Lay low.

You got it. Thank you, Ed.

Excuse me, do you have a phone I could use?

Thanks.

As soon as I could, I called Beth to breaker the news.

It wasn't easy, but I hoped it would bring her some peace.

Thanks.

What the hell, man?

Oh, Frank.

Thank you.

Got your heart?

That's nothing.

Stop, you silly. Come in.

This is all I could find.

I might sting a bit.

Go for it.

Oh, good.

It's OK. Keep going.

Cain said he had something big in store tomorrow for New Year's Eve.

I'm willing to bet it's whatever assignment was trying to warn us about.

What do you mean something big?

I don't know. But people could be in danger.

I see him. Frank, I have a confession.

When my brother called me before he died, he told me some things that I haven't told you.

To what?

He told me he was working on some kind of therapeutic device.

Something to calm people down. But he was worried now that someone could use it to do the opposite.

Calm people up.

And insane. Just told me that if anything were to happen to him,

I need to do whatever it took to stop the device.

Those words last words to me.

I don't know. That's why you answer it.

There's no sense of my investigation.

Well, firsts.

And that's why you showed up at the Bengal club.

Yes.

And that's why you pretended to love me.

No, Frank.

No, how could you say that?

I can't believe I opened myself up to love again.

I wrote that whole song about it.

I rendered studio space.

Don't call, please.

Frank, please.

Look at me.

What is that?

What?

That.

That's my Tivo that I learned yesterday so that you could watch.

Season one of Buffy.

So you could start getting my references.

I know that, Frank.

And I specifically told you not to plug it into the internet.

Oh.

That's an Ethernet cord going for my Tivo directly into your router.

Where the internet comes from.

I was just trying to plug it into the electricity.

And now they might be expired.

That means God.

No musical special.

No sander.

No spike.

No cardelia tears.

No Daniel Osbourne.

No willow meets her double ganger episode.

Nothing.

Sorry, I didn't know they were so much.

No, that bit.

Frank, we're in the middle of an important conversation.

Just stand there.

They're gone.

It's okay. It's just the limelight.

I'll get it.

Hello.

It's Ed.

I've got something.

Okay.

I'll be right there.

I'll be right there.

I'll be right there.

I'll be right there.

Ed had dug through the bank footage and identified a man who slipped out the back.

Who also happened to be James' head of security.

I'm right hand man.

If anyone knew who James' plan, it would be him.

We needed to get him alone and put the squeeze on.

But we had to do it in our own way.

Off the books.

We're on our way now.

We're not my normal driver.

This is an automobile car.

That's not my normal gas.

This isn't the normal where I've lost my way.

I'm not my normal where I've lost my way.

Hello, doctor. He's waking up.

Jan.

You've been here for three days.

He's there.

Yeah, you turned that up, please.

That won't be necessary, nurse.

Hello, Mr. Gustavsson.

You surprised to see me.

Your little plan.

I didn't work out.

We stopped it.

The good guy's won.

Gaines and jail.

And he hears the bad news for you.

He's singing.

He told us you killed Simon Davenport and that reporter.

I was talking to you.

You might get the chair for this.

You're mine.

Am I?

Then tell me what really happened.

You're right.

Tough guy, huh?

You know what happens to big, pretty boys like you and Sam Quinn?

Ooh, they're going to love you.

Are you talking about it?

Oh, yeah.

I've seen it a hundred times.

Massive cutie pie like you.

You'll be very careful.

You'll be very popular.

First day, and probably have your mugshot go viral online.

The sexy jailbird.

Congrats.

You're famous.

Okay.

Then one day, your new fan army finds a legal loophole.

And suddenly, you're free.

You're back on the streets.

That's not bad.

Only now.

You've got an image to uphold.

The sexy jailbird.

Sicker by the cards.

Hello, intermittent fasting.

You're like ramen.

Well, that's all broth for you.

Baby.

Not to mention there's a new sexy jailbird now.

And he's all about body positivity.

He's eating burgers on the prison Instagram.

When you're starving to death.

But your brand is skinny.

You can't change course now.

See, you've decided to end it.

Bang!

Bullard in the head.

I wouldn't do that.

But you miss.

You only get the part of the brain that regulates farts.

Now you're a new main farting guy.

Is that what you want to be farting guy?

No.

Come on.

Tell me farting guy.

You love it.

No, stop it.

You love it.

What's all kids playing it?

What's a mic playing?

What, what?

It's a glass of frequency.

You know what would infect people's brains and turn them into savages.

And where was the connoisseur that?

The WWC fight.

Downtown midnight.

Where was the connoisseur going to put their device?

The moon here's balls.

The balls.

Hey.

Where you going?

I want to know you're okay.

I'm sorry, that'll be framed you.

I'm sorry.

Did you get all that?

Every word.

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We don't have much time.

There's only 90 minutes to do here.

What?

What is happening?

How is getting a confession like this to legal?

Sometimes the good thing you have to break the law.

I do it all the time.

Did we get all that?

We got it.

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Oh!

[GUNSHOTS]

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Internal affairs.

Your under arrest for the illegal detainments

have sicked a stossant.

No.

Ah, so you set me up.

Impressive.

I just want to think.

How are you able to build these sets so quickly?

I just told some city contractors

that I pulled their license as if they didn't help us.

Did you get all that?

Loud and clear.

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

Hector Gutierrez, Department of Occupational Safety

and Health Officer Barnes, you are under arrest.

[GUNSHOTS]

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Five minutes down there is the horn signifying

the end of round one.

This crowd is no hopping, John.

We're very exciting stuff, but we are now thrilled to be joined

in the broadcast booth by one of the most vicious

bare knuckle brawlers from the first season of WWFC,

Dan the Bloody Widowmaker Daily.

Welcome, Dan.

It's weird.

I left my wife at home and she was wearing makeup,

since she didn't have any plans.

What do you think that's about?

I don't know.

I mean, either.

And of course none of this will be possible

without tonight's sponsor Eden Tex Richard K.

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

The boys in the lab loaned me these special earplugs.

They blocked digital frequency, so if that bomb does go off,

we're protected.

Nice work.

Now, where's Kayne?

Kayne is in the sky box.

A lot about backup.

There is no backup.

What?

They're wanted from murder, but good stuff's been confessed.

We go worse to haven't you ever heard of the Miranda rights?

What?

Sure, it's Carrie that writes, "Maranda is a lawyer.

Charlotte's an art dealer.

And Samantha's a whore."

What?

What is it?

I've been trying to call bed for hours.

This is not picking up.

I just hope she's okay.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

All right, let's carry down.

Down, let's have your lives.

This is a documentary about all the ending.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Yeah.

Is there?

Yes.

Oh, please.

Can I help you?

Remember me?

Well, hello, Miss Cherry Roosevelt, Fat Bozo,

charming spaghetti.

I love your new look.

Thank you.

Fat, please.

Join me.

One, two, couple of our own none.

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And, five!

Check, check.

I'm on my way to the balls.

OK, Frank, calm's working.

I'm in position.

We have 25 minutes.

Hey, one beer, please.

We're closed.

Come on, one beer, not going to kill you.

One beer.

Get lost.

How much?

It's free.

Just get the hell out of here.

Hey, hear me?

I can hear you, Frank.

Uh-oh.

I think one of Kane's goons is up there.

Frank, can you hear me?

Check, come on.

Somebody's up there, Frank.

A guy is up there, Frank.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

What's that at?

Never mind.

Jeremy, been over the rules in the back.

I expect you to fight clean, fight hard, fight fair.

I'd be tension in this arena is palpable.

The moment of truth is here, folks.

It's great to voicemail.

I bet you's with Gary.

Let me use your fault.

You won't know your number.

You ready?

Let's get it all.

Yeah, let's go.

Oh, Paul.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, God.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, Paul.

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, God.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER]

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[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER]

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[CLICKING]

[CLICKING]

[CLICKING]

You read any good books lately, Miss Spaghetti?

Or should I say Miss Davenport?

I especially like the part where the erudite housewife

transforms us off and it would be a sass in seeking revenge.

Hiding a gun in her guard about.

And another.

And the smaller back.

And a shotgun.

And her beautiful brunette wig.

Tire up.

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Okay, Ed.

I'm at the balls.

I'm going to look for the device.

Nice work, Frank.

Hey, you got free beer?

No, there's not free--

Oh boy, it's got to be in here somewhere.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, come in.

Go on, take it and go.

Frank, can you hear me?

Oh, come on, say beautiful meat to the chest.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I think I see a dead.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

All right, it looks as though we're having some technical

difficulties with the New Year's Eve ball.

I can't quite reach.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Ah.

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Oh, look at this.

The pants are off.

[LAUGHTER]

What the hell is going on?

All right, I believe the TV networks have blurred

what's happening yourself.

For those of you back home, I will try to paint a picture.

The legs themselves are pale and white.

Sprinkled with cinnamon soft hair.

Now turning our gaze to the middle.

Where we find something quite magnificent.

The main event, if you will, a grand, bratwurst fit

for the imperial court of the Kaiser himself.

Or maybe a loaf of unbaked bread, wearing an Afro wig.

[LAUGHTER]

I got it.

I got it.

Yeah, I'm going to get out.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, yeah.

[LAUGHTER]

Trebe.

All right, get security down there now.

Nothing to see here, folks.

Police, business, police, carry on.

All right, buddy, time to go.

Now listen to me, good.

My name is Frank Trebe.

From police squad.

[LAUGHTER]

This event is now over.

Everyone vacate the premises immediately.

Now.

Okay, play times over.

Give me the mic.

Don't take another step, buddy.

That's it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SCREAMING]

Pull from those down.

[CHEERING]

Do I like watching a real man kick ass?

Oh, Frank get the hell out of there.

You've got company.

All right, goodbye, everyone.

Yeah.

Have a good night.

All right.

You.

You.

Come with me.

Tell everybody to put in their frequency plugs.

I heard too.

Went on to hurt.

Go crazy, and you're doing.

What do you see, Frank?

But the vice has some lights on it.

Various holes.

Away is about 2 1/2 chili dogs.

It's got some sort of timer on it.

Sinked up to midnight.

Hello, Detective.

Easy now.

That's happened.

Stop right there.

Don't do it.

Make one more move, and I'll blow its freaking computer brains

all over this floor.

Think about it, driven.

Everything I'm doing is for guys like us.

Guys like us?

Yes.

Powerful, righteous men.

Actually, give it down.

Come on, Frank.

You set it yourself.

The world was better before.

You're not going to be a good guy.

The world was better before.

What have you done?

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[music playing]

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the salt.

The famous clothing comes from.

-Cool stuff, calm. -It's off.

Yeah. What do you want me to do with her?

We were here. Should be that by morning.

Your father's daughter, right? Right?

Let's do it again!

[music playing]

Hold on!

[music playing]

[screaming]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

- Look at this.

[insects chirping]

- Yeah.

[siren wailing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[laughter]

[music playing]

[clavoring]

[screaming]

[music playing]

- Stay back. I don't want to hurt you.

[screaming]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[screaming]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

- Oh, wait. You can see me. You can hear squeeze me.

I'm all the ice, please. I got crazy.

- This is Simon, this is Simon!

- I see it so close to his head.

There's a herndo in my head.

- The hand is just down.

The technician has been voicing me in the movie,

and they don't become a zombie.

- Oh, they say aVA.

- They say, oh, I'm like--

Put it on.

- Oh, she ain't the enemies.

- They ain't Winno, I'm the lady.

Put it on and I'm like,

you're a freakin rich!

- Ah.

- Ah.

- Ah, ah.

(dramatic music)

- Oh, come on, come on.

(dramatic music)

- Daddy?

- Shh!

- Don't make any, what can we do?

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

- Come on, we're now waiting.

(dramatic music)

- Woo-hoo!

Just like old times.

Come on!

(dramatic music)

- Let me get this guy first.

(dramatic music)

- Got him.

Okay, this guy in the right.

(dramatic music)

- Oh.

- Oh.

- Daddy, I'm not playing around.

- Oh, thanks.

- That's him, a little Lord.

- Okay, here.

You've got a clear shot.

- Take it.

(dramatic music)

(grunting)

- What?

- Dad, we're so much.

You still got it, Daddy.

(dramatic music)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(dramatic music)

- Thank you, Daddy.

(dramatic music)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(dramatic music)

- You see what you've done, Tane?

It's not too late to stop this madness.

This is madness, Dremen.

This is progress.

Progress.

The needs of the fuse are never outweigh the needs of the many.

What's the time when you knew that?

So it's come to this.

The combination of our journey.

All this, this stuff that's taking place

between you and me.

- This, uh, thanks, David.

I got it from you.

- I'm so sorry.

I messed up the lines a little bit.

- No problem.

- Yeah, you did great.

- See you Sunday?

- See you Sunday.

- Okay, Gane.

- Please, no!

- You don't need to stop!

- Stop!

- You need to stop!

- You need to stop!

- You need to stop!

- Anyway, look at us.

Isn't this beautiful?

Exactly as nature intended.

Two great Kodiak bears facing one another.

In an epic battle for Domenas.

- If it's a fight you want, very well.

(dramatic music)

- Well, look.

(gunshot)

- Ah!

Oh!

Ow!

You hit my belly.

You hit the soft part of my belly.

What the hell have you ever actually been in a fight before?

- Yeah, I have.

Oh my God, I think I'm in a barf.

Is that normal?

- You wanna keep fighting?

- What?

No!

My tummy still hurts a lot.

- Well, in that case,

I'm gonna arrest you.

- You can't arrest me.

You still didn't catch me.

There's nowhere to run.

I won't be running.

I'll be flying.

(dramatic music)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

- Richard came.

(sighing)

You're under arrest.

(dramatic music)

(sighing)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

- It won't be hurting anyone anymore.

It's over.

- Not for me, it isn't.

- No, please.

Think about this, Beth.

Killing him won't fix it, nothing.

- Why should I let him live?

- It won't bring Simon back.

- You don't know that for sure.

- You're right.

Anything is possible.

But you have to let the justice system do its job.

- That's rich coming from you.

- The truth is, Beth.

Once you kill a man for a revenge,

there's no going back.

It stays with you forever, following you like a shadow.

A voice in your head, saying over and over, man,

that was awesome.

So put the gun down, if not for me,

and for us, for a future together.

I love you, Beth.

Don't throw it all away for a few seconds of

the best feeling you would ever have in your life.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

- Go ahead.

Do it.

(dramatic music)

- Now we'll wake up.

Oh, you got the promotion.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

- Not bad for us, don't know who.

- I guess old men really are the toughest, smartest,

most capable sexiest beings on the planet.

- So Frank, you've been here very happy, woman.

- Me too.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

- As a result of Lieutenant Frank Rebbens' heroic work

on New Year's Eve, I am happy to announce that police squad

is back with a renewed commitment to accountability

and justice.

And in that spirit, we will not ignore Lieutenant Rebbens'

questionable actions on the days leading up to the event.

And right now, Frank Driben is being subject

to a rigorous and thorough internal investigation.

Thank you.

(dramatic music)

- Don't, Beth.

Here's to us.

- Yes.

(dramatic music)

- What is happening?

- What?

- This is strange.

- Come on.

- Do you hear?

You all right?

- What's happening, Frank?

I'm scared.

- Okay, honey, we'll get to the bottom of this.

(sighs)

- Wake up, you pieces shit!

- Keep it together.

- Wait a second.

What is this?

- I see how that music--

- Yeah.

- What the heck are you people?

Have you been watching us this whole time?

Have you seen me in shorts?

- Step by, honey.

Please.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

- Oh, my God.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

[music]

[music]

This goes out to a very special lady.

Bev, you are the love of my life.

I want to make you my wife, sweet Bev.

You opened my heart up to love him again.

You did that.

You know, I've never really been in a professional recording studio before.

What is this do?

Oh, that's nice.

That's got a good sound to it, huh?

No, no, no, I don't need to touch it.

It's fine.

Bev.

[music]

I've got a good sound to me.

I've got a good sound to me.

I've got a good sound to me.

I've got a good sound to me.

I'm in my office.

I kept thinking about your body.

Because I didn't yet know your mind.

I don't mind.

It's just fun to play those things.

I always wish I knew.

You know, it's surprisingly easy.

You know, I've got a good sound to me.

I've got a good sound to me.

I've got a good sound to me.

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