All language subtitles for NCIS_ Tony & Ziva S1E4 WeddingCrachers

Tony is a fugitive. I'll find them.

We need a place to disappear for a
while.

Any thought?

Oh, my God.

Tony. Nicole.

Don't blame yourself.

What's that look?

It's nothing.

She thinks we should push her away,
then.

Why? Because we're staying in a safe
house for a reason. I wonder if we can

a trap for Martine.

Lure her to us.

I like it. And you get a little Bonnie
Parker in you.

Those whom God has joined together, let
no one put a stand.

For marriage is a lasting promise of
kindness, patience, forgiveness, and

Trust Him with all your heart and your
heart.

And have witnessed the same before God
and His company, having given and

their faith by the giving and receiving
of rings, I lost the signal.

That you are husband.

Yes?

Hello, mean lady.

Boris Petka.

I've been looking for you.

Ah, so you can kill me.

Before you click -clack anymore on that
keyboard -friendly warning, you don't

want this call in your system, Martin
Arnault of Interpol.

What do you want?

I want you to leave me alone.

Oh, that's not going to happen, Boris.

The malware you developed has been used
to steal minions from Interpol and kill

innocent people.

It's my job to bring you in.

So I can make an official statement that
you hired me for 9 .4, that you killed

another 9 .4 programmer in LECO? Wrong.
Did you call me just to make absurd

accusations?

No.

I called to threaten you.

My partner isn't as patient as me,
Boris.

Take what I'm offering for your library
of exploits or you'll be negotiating in

blood, not your robes. This is not a
bath you want to go down, Boris.

Recording our phone calls will only get
you killed.

Threaten me, I publish.

Send Interpol, I publish.

You will never be safe from me unless I
am safe from you.

Leave me alone.

You were great.

At what?

Poking the bear?

She'll remember those weren't her exact
words, and she'll become an even meaner

lady. That was a pretty sophisticated
deep fake. You should hold up to

forensics. Doesn't have to for long.
Martine crashes your wedding to steal

tapes we're only pretending to have. We
hack her phone, and before she even

knows what's happening, we find the
incriminating data and have some real

leverage. And we get ahead of her plans
and clear our name.

You c - Clothes were making me sad.

Oh, thank you.

Please tell me you didn't use a credit
card to buy any of this.

Of course not.

Relax. Nice.

These are my exact measurements.

I have an eye for these things.

Thank you.

I'll be with you in a moment, Blue Jay.
Bye.

It's the bait in this trap. I must point
out that the purpose of bait is to be

eaten. We'll protect you.

Like you did my baby.

Look, we have friends and family at this
wedding.

They're pathetic and fragile.

Well, we found some wedding guests to
swap for your actual friends and family

who know how to handle themselves.

Would you tell your fine countrymen
what's going on?

You okay?

I'm fine.

These girls are a mess.

Hold on, I'll get to them as fast as I
can.

Not my baby.

If all we need to do is believably
reveal our location to Martine, we could

file an anonymous tip.

No.

Okay.

No bad ideas in brainstorming, right?

Of course, except that one.

Yeah, anonymous tip screams we're
setting a trap.

We need to draw Martine out and make her
think she's finding us on her own.

It would work. Cheers.

Boris, why don't we just put you on the
CCTV database, and then she can catch

you out for a stroll.

Catch me taking a stroll.

Because anyone knows that I do not
stroll and I do not make pea -brain

okay? I exploit them. My bars is too
brilliant to leave breadcrumbs.

But I posted a selfie.

I think that can work.

Tell the pilot.

Are you sure?

It's a trap. I know.

Developing dinosaurs with your life.

So we're going to take care of Boris.

Dinosaurs. And Viva, before he gets
involved.

And we'll do it alone.

No one should know that we could be
fired.

Then you'll be able to make them believe
that they can turn around and meet each

other.

It's going to be fun, isn't it?

Did you know that you could bind her in
floristry at the police academy?

I will handle groomzilla. Thank you.

Hey, Sophie.

You're calling early. Everything okay?

It's fine.

Reception's still terrible. I actually
hate yoga.

And Tali's so annoyed with me she's
reading.

Books? It's a miracle, truly.

How are you?

Um, all things considered, I'm okay.

That felt loaded.

You're really going to make me ask?

I met Tony's girlfriend.

Boutique girl?

Nicole, yes. And her, um, husband.

No!

Oh, poor Tony.

Did you at least enjoy the show?

It was, uh... Interesting.

What did you do?

Nothing. I mean, I almost... With Tony?

Whatever. No.

I don't know what I'm thinking. I know
it doesn't work.

Who knows?

You've both changed.

Have we, though?

Hey!

Hey, Tony!

Sophie.

Where's Tali?

Um...

I'm afraid the swan has been irreparably
damaged.

Hi.

Hey, there's my girl.

It's good to see you. Have I ever told
you you're my favorite daughter?

It doesn't count if I'm your only
daughter. We're so sorry you're stuck

We know how hard it's been.

Yeah, this will all be over soon, and we
will be back together, kiddo.

When?

Soon. Wait.

Where are you?

What are you doing?

It's a little complicated. It is, honey,
and we have to go, so we'll call you

again first chance we get, okay? Don't
worry about us. We love you so much.

Lilacs? What are the odds?

Uh, I hear they're quite popular at
weddings.

I thought I was in shape. Yeah, it's a
vicious cycle. The more playtime we

schedule to wear her out, the more
endurance she builds. What she needs is

screen time.

Rot her brain. Atrophy her muscles.

I love the smell of my legs.

Oh, my God.

Hey!

Hey! Eva.

What have you done?

Who are you?

No,

no, no.

Celine.

Siva is Tali's mom.

Siva, this is Celine.

Nadia's mom from Tali's class.

I'm sorry.

No, no, no. It's my fault.

We've been doing stranger danger
exercises all week, and I think we maybe

overdid it a little bit.

Hey, kids.

There was a bee on the cupcake.

Situation solved.

Thanks to Tali's mom. Go tell them all
about it.

I... I don't

know what to say. I'm so sorry. You
don't have to explain anything. You were

protecting Tali. Look, Dr. Lang gave me
tools for this, and you shouldn't have

to deal with all this.

It's okay.

And I'm always happy to be the good cop.

You see, we found your means of
pressure.

Voilà.

Martin and Dominion Gallimard just
landed in Budapest.

Alone. No Henry, no section, and no
interval.

Perfect. Isolated and sprinting headlong
into our trap.

I can get rid of all the traps.

Martin should enter from there.

We should make sure that any other
approach is blocked.

And if she smells a rat, gets spooked,
and decides to cut and run?

Fine way ahead of you.

Not as fancy as the tracking toys you're
used to, but if she leaves, we can

follow.

Always prepared.

How are you going to plant this on her
car without being seen?

Self.

Okay, so let's pretend you're Martine.

We're going to make sure that she lands
here.

Okay.

Claudette, how is our signal up there?

It's weak, but stable.

Ziva, is there only a phone to keep the
connection open?

Cement should cell tower to link up with
Martine's phone so we can siphon her

data without being detected.

Tony, you're blocking the signal.

Claudette, how long will it take your
device to pull the data from Martine's

phone? With these upload speeds, maybe
20 minutes.

longer if the connection gets
interrupted.

Well, that's a long time to keep her on
the phone.

I got an idea.

Boris, can you spoof his cell phone
number? Does the babushka wear a

I think I've done enough for you.

What have you done for Boris lately,
huh?

What's turned you so grumpy?

Turned me so grumpy?

We should be riding the swan. Instead,
we are worms on the hook.

A fairy tale has been hijacked.

You don't even seem to care. What I care
about.

spending the rest of my life with you.
Yes, we planned a beautiful, high

magazine -worthy wedding.

But all that matters is we are together.

I just want to marry you. Me too. We
just have to wait a little longer.

Not necessarily.

I'm ordained.

So I can marry you legally today. Then,
no matter what happens, today is your

wedding day.

You would do that for us?

I would be honored for the right couple.

That's why I got ordained in the first
place.

Why don't we get you cleaned up with a
nice warm bath, huh?

And I will have everything good as new
when you get back.

Oof, that's much better, right?

Okay.

So, do you want to tell me what
happened?

A bad dream.

I'm so sorry.

You know you're safe and sound here,
right?

Scary witch lady made me a poison
cupcake.

Like Snow White.

You know that's just a dream.

Right, Tali?

It's not real.

It's not real.

Has this happened before?

It's getting better.

How come you didn't tell me? Hey, kids
have nightmares, and it's perfectly

normal. I didn't want you to worry. You
didn't want me to what?

This is all my fault.

The cupcake at the playground, and then
I go home, and I leave her here with all

these thoughts. My thoughts? Don't blame
yourself.

Look, we said we didn't want to raise
Tali the way we were, with a single

absence.

Here for her?

No, you are.

I go home.

And then I leave her here.

With you.

The same way I did when she was two.

And I gave her to you.

from father to son. My father gave it to
me. Don't hold that against it. He

always had a fear of commitment.

Am I doing this wrong?

With this ring, I have a word.

I pronounce you husband and wife.

Frigie, you may kiss the groom.

Hello. Is everyone okay?

Yes, I'm good.

Well,

looks like our fake wedding is down a
fake bride.

You said you would protect us.

From Martine, who's going to be here in
20 minutes. So what?

Forget this crazy plan to hack her
phone, Boris.

He's out.

We have to save my wife.

Wow. I just said wife for the first
time. Fruji, my wife.

Feels right.

Boris, I think we can help.

Once Fruji gets the prison system, I can
repeat our hack from this morning.

In what?

I'm going to fake marry myself.

Our team is entering the chapel.

Did you plant the tracker?

I thought this was going to be your job.
How do I turn this thing on again?

It's literally one button.

Oh, yeah.

There we go.

Ah, that's your job done.

Now off to mine.

count, you see everything.

You look incredible.

Lacteen is in position.

Target acquired.

Just keep protecting.

Texting with periods.

This woman's intense.

You text with periods. I know. And I
never understood why Tali hated it so

Until now.

Please be seated.

Dearly beloved, we gather here To
witness and celebrate the marriage of

Petrov and Prusina Gorta in Holy
Matrimony.

Claudette, how we doing?

So far, so good.

Checking. This is not the beginning of a
new relationship, but an

acknowledgement of the next chapter in
their life.

Boris and Prusina.

Sorry Boris, she hasn't been booked into
the prison system yet.

I'm not sure why.

but reverently, deliberately and
totally.

Into this holy estate, these two persons
present can know to be joined.

A reading from

the Apostle Paul, the first letter to
the Corinthians.

Love is patient.

Why isn't she in the system yet?

I'm not sure.

Checking something.

I need to create a backdoor into the
system.

Love is kind.

Just going to take a sec.

Keep her texting.

How long do I have to keep this up?

We've captured about 30 % of her data.

You may have another problem.

It's not just that Frugie is missing
from the prison system.

I have no record of police arresting her
today.

At all.

She's going to be figured out.

Through Jesus Christ, our Lord.

Amen. Focus.

Those whom God has joined together... If
Fuji's not with the police, then where

is she?

No one stands.

Has anybody got eyes on Gallimard?

I'm in position.

If anyone can show just cause why they
may not be lovefully joined together,

them speak.

Forgiveness and love.

Trusting God with all your heart and
your path forward will be filled with

and light for all the years to come.

Boris and Frugi have consented together
in holy wedlock.

and have witnessed the same before God
and his company, having given and

their faith, I

pronounce that you are

husband and wife.

Rendo Shag!

Nobody move.

We know who you all are.

We know your release was unauthorized.
But right now, this is an Interpol

operation. We have a red notice on Boris
Heskov.

I want everyone to stay calm and nobody
leave their seats.

Not today, Satan.

No!

No, no, no!

No casualties. Only a wreck.

Laudette, do we have a clear exit?

Where's Kenny now?

Got him.

He's in a room on the other side of the
complex.

Sharing coordinates.

Now.

I bet he's holding Fuji.

I'll meet you at the rendezvous point.

Maxine is leaving.

I think she's coming your way, Tony.

Tony?

I'm going after her.

You're a two -faced snake.

You paranoid diva!

Diva, stop!

You threatened my daughter and framed
her for murder.

And then you stole a drone from Raining
Fire, really.

What?

Let's have a fair fight.

Though I've been running around the
building all day.

Running? It's your strength.

And a lack of discipline.

That's going to leave a nasty little
welt.

Touché.

That was self -defense.

God.

What do you need that for

if you have those incriminating tapes?

This way. On me.

Me, Vicki.

Are we good to go? Yes, just keep in
mind the captain we hired thinks that

you're newlyweds. We're sending off on a
honeymoon.

Gratulalo, cos' è più bello.

Oh,

I'm so sorry, Freddie.

I paid for that dress.

Oh, hey, have this.

It's made of python.

We paid for it.

That looks nasty.

You should see Gallimard.

How you doing?

You should see Henry.

Look at this.

9 .4. We found it in Delaney -O 'Carty's
bag.

Well, appreciate it. She was possessing
its value. Did you find any data in her

phone? Yeah.

Something odd.

There were multiple references to a
supermax prison in Austria.

Couldn't figure it out.

Until I found its roster.

Jonah, why?

I think we just found the missing
Secretary General of Interpol.

So Henry didn't just screw us over, he
threw his boss in prison?

Under a fake name.

Do you know if they're holding him
hostage there?

Well, whatever they're up to, safe bet
it doesn't end well for Jonah.

Then we save him, and end.

It's like you read my mind.

Hi. Sorry, I didn't know you were
changing.

Uh, well, unsuccessfully.

Um, I might actually ask you for help if
it's okay.

Of course. Okay.

I mean, if it isn't comfortable.

Do you want Claudette?

No. It's okay.

Crazy day, huh?

Yeah, you could say that again.

You know, I was wondering.

We haven't really had a chance to talk.

And this might seem like it's coming out
of left field, but... Well, I was going

to ask.

Ah, air.

Why would anyone want to do this? I
don't even know how much Frugia paid for

this dress. It's like a death trap.

I'm sorry, uh, you were saying?

Nothing.

I'm gonna let you change.

Words, when you need them most.

Talk cheap, anyway.

Come in.

for you Every

time I run to you I lose

No one really knows

me like you do

that I hear.

Getting Jonah Markham out is going to be
hard. He's being held in the most

sophisticated prison in Europe.

Biometric checkpoint.

Two -tiered keys.

Magnetic lock.

Every prisoner tagged and accounted for
24 -7.

You'll get a full debrief when we get to
Washington, D .C. We are about to

embark on something extremely dangerous.

What I want to know is, can 9 .4 get us
in?

And more importantly, get us out?