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Conrad's invited Alice
to dinner tonight.

Don't worry,
I'll keep an eye on her.

You f...king better.

How would you like to be
the person who put Conrad

and Maeve Harrigan behind bars?

I'm not going
inside that house.

And that's that.

I don't blame you
for what happened to my son

any more than I blame
the f...king chain saw.

Just because I do a favor

to Kat McAllister, don't mean

I do a favor for you.

Get on your knees.

Please, I beg you,
I've got children!

You have a rat in your house.

-Do you know who it is?
-Yes.

Fix it. Then we have a deal.

Are you questioning
my loyalty, Conrad?

No, I would never do that.

Eddie, why don't you
tell everyone here

what you told me this morning?

About who it was
who tipped Richie off

about Antwerp.

It was that cunt who was
supposed to be chopped up.

-What?
-Not Brendan.

What?

They're coming.
Sit down, sit down!

Armed police!

Armed police!

I don't know which one
I'm more scared of.

With Dad...

...you can feel it coming,
you know, like a storm.

Hear the rumble of thunder.

So you know how to keep
out the way.

But Mum was like
a f...king shark.

You wouldn't even know
it was there.

You'd be in the water
swimming about,

bobbing up and down, happy.

And all of a sudden, wham.

It's got you.

And there you are,

just drowning in blood.

So, yeah.

My son is my brother.

My wife is my dad's
sloppy seconds.

I knew about Bella.

But Eddie...

No one told me.

To be fair,
I didn't want to know.

But you know what?

I knew that as well.

I could feel it. You just can.

And I suppose I...

After coming out of prison,

I didn't really have much left
in the way of pride.

So I just did my best
to be f...king normal.

Bella tried, she did.
Bless her. She tried.

We both tried really hard,

just to have a normal marriage,

make life normal for the boy.

I... I took him
down to football.

I'd take him fishing,
which I f...king hate.

But I did it
'cause that's what dads do.

They put in the time, you know?

All I wanted to do
was protect him from this life.

From this world.

From Mum, really.

She worked on him,
just like she worked on me.

She dragged him under.

She f...ked with his head
till he became a monster,

like her,

'cause that's what she does.

She makes monsters
to protect her.

Protect the Harrigans.
The Empire.

The Holy Empire.

That's all she wants
to know, really.

That's all she cares about.

Who's the biggest monster.

Do you want to know who
the biggest monster is?

Oh, yeah. I'll give you a clue.

You helped make him.

'Cause in this world,

my world...

...only the biggest
monster survives.

Sit down, please.

I know what this is about.

Before you say anything,

I'm gonna try
and provide some context.

I'm gonna ask you
some questions.

It's very important
you give me the truth.

Yeah?

First time.
I'm not f...king around.

Did Richie come to you
or did you go to Richie?

-I went to Richie.
-When?

-Nine months ago.
-Is it limited to fentanyl?

No.

What else?

I give Richie information.

To the following questions,
the answer is yes or no.

Do you understand?

Yes.

Does Richie trust you?

I mean, Richie's...

-It's yes or no.
-Yes.

Does Richie trust you?

Look, I-I don't know.

Well, have you ever
met with him alone?

Yes.

Have you given him information
about the family?

-Yes.
-Has he gone on to use

this information
to damage the family?

-Yes.
-But it wasn't you

who told him about Archie?
-No.

-Or Antwerp?
-No.

And he doesn't know you're here?

No.

As far as you're concerned,

and Richie is concerned,
have you delivered for him?

Yes.

And to be completely sure,
he has no reason to believe

that you are here right now,

having this conversation
with me?

No.

But you betrayed us?

Yes.

Because you were scared?

Yeah.

You can go now.

-What?
-I'll call you.

I'll call.

-So she confessed?
-Yeah.

Well... that doesn't
surprise me.

She always was smart.

Harry, do you know
what happened to me in prison?

Kev, w-we need to deal
with-with Maeve and Conrad.

Did you know?

No.

Did you know that Eddie
isn't my son?

Yeah.

-Who told you?
-Bella.

Why were you at the hotel
that night?

Kev, is that a serious question?
Is it?

No.

Listen, Kev, whatever
is going on with you, yeah?

Whatever is going on
with you and Bella,

now is not the time.

It's not the time
to deal with it. Yeah?

By tomorrow,
either the Harrigans

or the Stevensons
will run the game.

I need to know
if you are with me

'cause I cannot
do this on my own.

Have you got this?

I know what we have to do.

And I'm with you.

Good.

Where you going?

Give me an hour.

F...k this.

O'Hara will have us out of here
in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

O'Hara's a rat.

What?

She betrayed us to Richie.

She's been working with him
for about a year now

on fentanyl and other stuff.

Archie wasn't a rat. O'Hara was.

What? What are you
saying exactly?

I'm saying that O'Hara

is just one more thing
that you don't know.

Uh-huh. Huh.

I went to see someone yesterday.

Someone who'd hurt me.

I found him,

and I put it right.
You know what I mean?

When I'd done it,

it was like this cloud lifted.

'Cause I realized
that I was in the wrong room

with the wrong man.

'Cause that man--

although he beat me
and he raped me--

he wasn't the problem.

He didn't make me like this.

What happened, Dad?

To you, I mean, and Mum.

Who made you like this?

Who f...ked you up?

I know who f...ked me up
'cause I'm looking right at him.

Is this your play, huh?

Is this Kevin's big day?

Are you here
to make your move, boy?

-Boy?
-Mm-hmm.

Look at the name stitched in the
back of your underpants there.

Your short trousers.
That name is Harrigan,

and you should be
f...king proud of it!

Not sitting here
whinging and whining

about your past life.

I'll tell you who made me.

1,000 men,
and they're in the ground.

Why? Because I
f...king put them there!

You know, Brendan was your boy.

But he never once felt like it.

Never.

And that's all he wanted,

was for you to acknowledge him.

But you never f...king did.

Now, Eddie. He's your boy.

Oh, and by the way,

if you ever get out of here,
he's your f...king problem.

Not mine.

'Cause I am done
pretending I respect you.

Or trust you.

I'm done pretending that you
still know what you're doing

when you clearly f...king don't.

But you're right
about one thing.

Oh, yeah?

I'm Kevin Harrigan.

And that name meant something.

Do you know what it means now?

Madness and chaos.

Well, not anymore.

That name is gonna mean
something again.

I'm gonna see to that.

And exactly how
are you gonna do that?

You'll know

'cause you'll have
a ringside seat.

Tell me, because
I've been meaning to ask.

Bella.

Does she still have
a nice tight one?

Nice

and warm

and wet.

Now, you see that, Conrad,

is a perfect example

of why it's over for you.

'Cause you have no idea
who you're talking to.

Oh...

No idea how much danger
you're in.

-You're f...king pathetic.
-Oh, yeah?

I'm gonna go
and take care of something.

When you and Mum get out,

we can get together, sit down,

and have a nice little talk
about the future.

'Cause when you
walk out of here,

you're walking out
to a different world.

My world.

And in that world, Conrad,

people pay for everything.

Everything.

Where's Eddie?

I don't know. He took off.

Is it an act?
The whole mad thing?

You mean the unpredictable,
terrifying,

"I'm a crazy nutter" act?

-Yeah, that.
-Mm.

I'm not sure
it's an act anymore.

Has he always been like that?

No.

No, he was my boy.

Always smiling.

Full of joy.

And then something happened
when he was 12 or 13.

What?

Maeve.

Do you think he could
ever go back...

...to how he was before?

That's the thing,
you can't go back.

None of us can.

How are you, Maeve?

I'm fine.
Now shut up and listen.

It's Harry.

-What is?
-At the house.

He let that undercover
bitch swan out.

They're in this together.

-Are you sure?
-And Seraphina.

It's a f...king coup.

R-Right.

So, listen,
we have to make our move.

So, first, you have to
kill Harry and then Seraph--

Are you listening?

You have to kill Harry
and then Seraphina.

This is about legacy.

It's a new world order.

And in that world, you are
the king and I am the queen.

What?

In what sense "queen"?

Now, listen. If you're worried
about Conrad, don't be.

The poor bugger's lost it.

You know, the sands of time
and all of that.

We'll-we'll deal with that
when we get to it.

But you're my grandmother.

No, I'm not.

What?

Wait.

-You know that, right?
-Know what?

-Wait, you didn't know?
-Know what?

Oh, well...

Oh, my God.

Well, what the f...k do you think
all this has been about, man?

Ah, well, sure enough.
That explains it.

Explains what?

Okay, Eddie,
we don't have long,

so there's no point
in lubing this up.

I'm just gonna have to
grind in dry.

Maeve and Conrad.

That's quite a development.
Quite the power shift.

Sorry, who am I speaking to?

You're speaking, honey, to
the woman who saved your life.

Ms. McAllister.

Call me Kat.

Well, I suppose
I should thank you.

Oh, don't mention it.

Seeing Jaime again,

that wasn't, uh, you know--
what do they call it?--

triggering, after what he did
to your brother?

Half brother. And no.
Not in the slightest.

Jaime said you got balls.

Okay, you're
a smart woman, right?

You know that
the Harrigans are f...ked.

Five years ago, Conrad was
a big fish in a small pond.

Now, he is a crazy fish stuck
halfway up a mad dog's ass,

and that mad dog is Maeve.
Am I right?

Keep talking.

Maybe in a few days,
we could grab some lunch.

You know,
get to know one another.

Talk about the future.

Yeah, I'd like that.

Good.

Revenge. Payback.

Just deserts. Comeuppance.

Retribution.

Of all the myriad conclusions
to human events,

my number one favorite
is "the ironic."

The fact that one
of the biggest,

longest reigning criminals

in the history
of this storied capital,

has gone down for something
he didn't even know about, that...

that is ironic, don't you think?

Conrad's DNA
is on the murder weapon.

Maeve's is on both victims.

So we're done?

And dusted.

100 large in the bin

for one night's work.

A copper-bottomed,

first-class, ocean-going,

old-school stitch-up.

And you and I are the only ones
who know about it.

And I'm afraid...

...that's one too many.

It's like rain

On your wedding day

It's a free ride

When you've already paid

Richie. Colin.

Job done.

Over to you, sunshine.

Harry.

Where do you and Richie
normally meet?

We meet at my office.

Who does he bring
to the meeting?

He comes alone.

I mean, there might be
one or two outside.

Here's what I want you to do.

-Speak.
-Richie. It's me.

I need to see you. It's urgent.

What's happened?

Harry's on to me.

Be at the Monkey. One hour.

Arms.

-So he knows?
-Yeah.

I was stone-cold caught.

Fentanyl, everything.

How comes you're not dead?

Because, Richie...

...Harry wants me to set you up.

He wants me to meet you
at my office, one o'clock.

It's an ambush.

Kevin, Harry, Zosia, Kiko.

They'll all be there
waiting for you.

Well, if that's so,
how comes you didn't set me up?

Because I know
who's gonna win this war.

I knew it 12 months ago.

A few weeks back,

Harry walked in here,
stood there,

told me he didn't like me.

Thought I was a bit of a cunt.

I looked at him...

...just like I'm looking at you.

"You, Harry...

...you're either as mad
as the rest of them...

...or you're up to something."

Do you think
Harry's smarter than me?

I think he's about to find out
the answer to that.

But, Richie.

I'm not asking you to trust me.

I'm here to prove
you can trust me.

Then prove it.

Hey.

The meeting's set.

My place. One o'clock.

Harry?

Okay.

Exactly why

should I believe that?

Look, Harry. I made a mistake,

but this is my chance
to prove I'm loyal.

I understand that,

but what's stopping you going
to Richie and ratting us out?

You've done it before.

How do I know you're not
sitting with him right now?

I went to Richie
because I was scared.

But with Maeve and Conrad
out of the way...

I know who's gonna win this war.

Okay. Well done. Leave it to me.

Thank you.

My place. 1 p.m.

There's a safe house
near Guildford.

Harry's wife and daughter
are there.

Bella Harrigan and Eddie.

So is Seraphina.

They're completely undefended

because every soldier
the Harrigans have

will be at my chambers,

waiting for you.

Do the safe house.

Ambush the ambush.

The war is won.

Where exactly
is this safe house?

Zosia.

-Harry.
-Call Kiko.

-Text me when you're there.
-Yes, boss.

I want you to go
to O'Hara's office,

lie low, wait for my orders.

Charlie, you hit the safe house.

Today, we win this war.

I don't want one of those
Harrigan cunts left alive.

-Understood?
-Understood.

Good luck.

Stay here. No one comes
in or out. Yeah?

Richie. We're in place.

You're up, sweetheart.

O'Hara.

Harry, I'm at my office.

Richie's just buzzed.
He's alone.

All right. Five minutes away.

Richie.

Two minutes.

Mm. Two minutes, boys.

-All right.
-Yeah, yeah.

These allegations
are completely unfounded.

The comments in the recordings

have been taken out of context

and are misrepresented.
At no point...

Hi, son.

Where have you been?

Is it true?

...bribery or illegal lobbying.

-My actions have always been...
-Is what true?

I just saw Nan.

She told me

about you and Conrad.

I wanted to be the one
to tell you.

Don't worry about it.

But know this...

...slag,

-from now on, you do as I say.
-No. Look at me.

You're my boy. You are loved.

You hear me?

Come here.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

You're my boy,

and I love you.

Ow.

Ow, Eddie.

Eddie. Eddie, loose--

Nobody lies to me anymore.

Stop. E-E-Eddie.

Eddie.

Stop.

F...king--Eddie!

Get off me, cunt.

-Piece of shit.
-Let him go.

Just let him go!

Where are the others?

I don't f...king know.

There's no one here.
I'll call Richie.

Richie, there's no one here.

What the f...k?

Oh... ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,

turning on the Christmas lights
this year,

Dublin's very own
Paul "Nine Inches" O'Donnell.

Yeah!

F...k!

Every time.

What the f...k
have you done? Aye?

You know, Richie,
you asked me who was smarter,

you or Harry.

I lied.

Run.

F...k. Kiko, man.

F...k.

Tell me what the f...k
is going on!

Get up. Up!

Get the f...k up!

Richie, you in there?

You want a bit of me,
you f...king mugs?

Come and...

Look at me. Look at me!

The Harrigans say hello.

H-H-Harry.

Well, Maeve.

You f...king mad bitch.

You nearly went
and tore it this time. Huh?

In God's name, what the f...k
were you thinking?

What if it was a test?

-A test?
-Yes.

Oh, f...k off. A test.

You unnatural, damned harpy.

Unnatural?

A test for what, exactly?

Well, let me tell you

something about nature.

Mother Nature is a heartless,
pitiless, unsympathetic,

brutal, barbaric bitch
who knows no mercy or pardon.

She only cares
which f...ker wins.

But yet, you know,
everybody loves her.

Worships her.

It doesn't matter
how much she hurts them.

They keep coming back.

Even if she breaks their hearts,

burns their houses down,
kills their babies.

They love her to her bones.

So, in this story, Conrad,

I am Mother Nature.

And like her, I test people--

Kevin, Eddie,
even that bitch Seraphina--

to see who's got the head.
The stomach,

the balls, the juice, the fight.

And most of all,
I test you, Conrad.

And don't think
the test is over.

And that, Conrad,
is why you love me.

I do, Maeve.

You mad f...king bitch.

I love the bones of you,

blood of you,

the teeth,

and the boots.

Good. Now, that's sorted.

So how the f...k
do we get out of here?

After everything
Conrad Harrigan's done,

he's going away forever
for something he didn't do.

Should be enough
to get them both out.

-Yeah, but...
-Yeah, but what?

Well... should we leave them
for a week?

Maybe two?

F...k 'em.

We have to get them
a new lawyer anyway.

We should get out of here.

I'm gonna take a shower.

You go sort yourself out.
I'm gonna tidy up a bit.

-Oh. Harry.
-Kat.

-Take a seat.
-Thank you.

I hear Richie's dead.

Yeah, uh, well, Richie, uh...

Richie wasn't as smart
as he thought he was.

I mean, he always got emotional.

Mm. And so,
you used that against him,

and now Conrad
is king of the castle,

despite his current
inconvenience.

And meanwhile, Kevin is probably
thinking about making his move

and so is the half sister.

Uh... What's her name?

-Seraphina.
-Yeah.

I'm told she's smart. Got balls.

So...

I need to know
what is the quickest

and most efficient way
of taking them all out,

scooping up the marbles,

and nobody knows
how to do that better than you.

What do you mean?

I am talking about the future,

-and I am making you an offer.
-Right.

Well, um...

I just want to say thank you,

but no, thank you.

I work for the Harrigans.

So, let me get this straight.

You live in a world

where you can ask
Kat McAllister for favors

and then tell her
to go f...k herself.

No. No, I'm asking you
to respect my loyalty.

Harry.

The ship is going down.

I am giving you a chance.

The plane is going down.

Ship or plane?

Are you f...king with me, Harry?

Because whichever way
you cut it,

I am taking the Harrigans out.

Now, you can either help me,

you can become my friend,

and you could get very, very
rich and very, very powerful.

Or you don't, in which case...

...you become my enemy.

So make a call.

Um, listen, Kat.
We've both been at this a while,

so I'll save us some time here.
Um...

I understand what you're saying.

But Kevin is my friend.

And yeah, Conrad and Maeve
are Conrad and Maeve,

but we can handle that.

So, I'm afraid the answer is no.

Harry.

This isn't just about you.
It's about your family.

My family?

Which family?

The Harrigans.

Jan, Gina.

Everyone you love.

They're all right here.

Come on, Harry.
This is the game.

It always was.
It always will be.

So, make a call.
Are you with me?

You know that world
you were talking about,

where I tell you
to go and f...k yourself?

Yeah?

That world is this world.

Big mistake.

We will see.

I remain committed

-to clearing my name...
-You all right?

...and fully cooperating
with the authorities.

Yeah.

So... you won your war.

We won the battle.
The war hasn't even started yet.

In other news,
my father's just been arrested.

So, you did it.

Yeah.

Did it do you any good?

Not really.

Ah, I know the feeling.

Bella.

When Mum and Dad come out,

there's gonna be some changes.
Big changes.

And I need to know
that you're with me.

-As opposed to?
-As opposed to anyone else.

You mean Conrad.

I need to know, Bella,

because I am sick to death
of all this f...king madness.

Kevin, I know
what happened to you.

What?

Oh, come on, Kev.

You talk in your sleep.

So what?

I've heard you
begging them to stop.

Right.

I didn't know I did that.

My father...

raped me as a child for years.

Oh...

Oh, f...k.

I'm sorry.

I'm with you.

Why else would I be
in this f...king house?

Thank you.

Hi.

Hi.

Richie's dead.

Is he? That's nice.

Where's Gina?

Upstairs somewhere.

Well, you can get her now
and get going.

Can we?

Yeah.

Everything's gonna be
different now.

Is it?

Yeah. Promise.

That's nice.

So, we, um,
we'll have something to eat,

and then we get our stuff
and we can go home.

What, and play
happy f...king families?

Yeah?

I-I live in a world, Harry,

where men in masks show up
outside my front door.

Where every five minutes,
I'm dragged out of bed

at the crack of f...king dawn
to go and sit in some...

safe house, some floating
cat shit emporium.

I know, let's all go up
to the Cotswolds,

with the biggest pack of maniacs
who ever lived.

You know, I-I turn around,

and the-the whole floor
is just covered

with bodies,
just f...king lying there.

And then, my husband
comes back from work and...

tells me he's just killed a man.

And you just stand there

with that f...king look
on your face.

Who the f...k are you, Harry?

Tell me, 'cause I don't know.

Who the f...k are you?

You know, I ca--
I just, I can't--

I can't take it anymore!
All right? I can't do this.

You f...king do it.
Me and Gina, we can't do this!

Not anymore!

F...k.

Jan, come on.

-Ow. F...k!
-Ooh, all right. Let's see.

-Harry, f...k off.
-Let me take--

-F...k off.
-Let me take a look.

I said f...k off!

Oh, f...k. Oh, f...k.

Oh, f...k. Harry.

Uh...

-F...k.
-No.

-F...k. F...k, Harry!
-No, you're all right.

You're okay.

Don't worry about it.

Harry. Harry.

No. We're all right.
Don't worry.

F...k.

-Harry.
-Yeah, no, it's all right.

F...k, f...k. I'm sorry.

Mm. Yeah.

F...king hell, Jan.

Well, now you have
my complete attention.

Yeah. Yeah!

Bring it on!

Bring it on! Bring it on!

Bring it on! Yeah!
F...king right.

Yeah! F...king yeah!
Bring it on!

Bring it on! Bring it on!
Bring it on! Bring it on!

Bring it on!

Yeah!

F...k 'em! F...k 'em!

F...k 'em!
F...k 'em!

Yes!