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You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

So, what do you think about the playoffs this year?

Oh, it's going to be a close one.

Some things are getting in, some things are falling out.

Oh, hey, sweetheart. Let's give you a hand with that.

Thank you. You guys are so sweet.

Thank you, Swap. Thank you, Swap. Here you go, honey.

Thank you.

All right.

Cheers to being the best Swap family ever.

Yes, cheers to that.

That's good.

Well, guys, so it's been our one -month anniversary of being a Swap family.

So I would like to bring everybody together to really talk about what a

wonderful experience this has been for all of us. And, you know, have everybody

just talk about what they've enjoyed so much about this. And, you know, just

maybe help bring us all a little closer together.

So, yeah, everybody have a seat.

This is so great.

I love this.

So, SWAT family, I'll be more than happy to start out our conversation.

So, one of the things that I'm so happy about and the best experiences that I've

had with the SWAT family is the dinners. Basically being able to come together

and enjoy dinner together and really have a great bonding experience.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that to me is what's been, I'm so grateful and thankful for that time that

we've got to spend together.

Mom, what do you think about it?

I would have to definitely say that I love that we have such nice, sweet swap

kids. You guys are amazing. I love to hang out with you, Selena, get our nails

done. I love bonding and getting to know each other more. It's really, really

great. And you, honey, you are the absolute sweetest. I

just adore this family.

All right, I guess I'll share.

You know, the dinners, they're amazing.

You know, you guys' parents.

Pretty good, I'm not going to lie.

And then Swap Dad teaching me how to play football and Swap Mom teaching me

to cook.

It was such a good panel. I've been really enjoying this experience with you

guys.

That's so sweet.

How about you, honey?

Well, Selena, what do you think?

I mean, honestly, this whole Swap thing would be a whole lot better if we all

just fucked already.

What? Come on.

Like, we're all really, really hot, and I see what you do, and I see what you

do, and I see what you do.

Honey, what are you talking about? Yeah, young lady, I don't believe this is

appropriate. No, please, don't be like that.

I see the way that you look at her when she's in the shower.

I know that you wear that cute little dress all the time because you know it's

his favorite.

Come on. You can't be serious. You know exactly what I'm talking about. You

named your vibrator after him. Oh, hey.

Yeah, no. Don't give me that, like, shame. Don't give me that look.

You slap dad. I've seen you watching me through my whole cheerleading routine.

And then where do you go after that? You go to the bathroom and do God knows

what for God knows how long.

Wait, wait, wait.

You named your vibrator after me?

I mean, this isn't how I wanted you to find that out, but I guess. Yeah.

Yeah. But it's okay. It's okay. Because, you know, that's like the best thing

about the Swap family. We can all have our fun and we can all just fuck without

any feelings involved.

I mean, I don't really think that that's appropriate, to be honest

with you.

I mean, I would love to fuck Swap Mom.

I'm not opposed to fucking Swap Time.

What?

I want to fuck you, Swap Dad.

What?

I don't know that that's an appropriate thing to do.

I think it is.

I mean, is this really happening right now?

Yes, honey. This is really happening right now.

you

I'm sorry.

um um

Yes.

This is such a good idea.

What the fuck?

That's why.

What's going on?

Come on.

Help me switch.

This little slap.

Bye. Bye.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is how a swap family should be.

I want you to dream.

I want you to dream.

Pull it out on your face. On your face.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about.