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HE PANTS
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HE SOBS
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CHILDREN LAUGH
AND SHOUT
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Look at me, Daddy!
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Oh, wow, honey, amazing.
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Come on. Here we go.
We're here now.
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Do you wanna go on the swings?
Yeah? On the swings.
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Yeah! There you go.
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Right, off you go!
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Quickly.
SHE CHUCKLES
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Cold.
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HE MIMICS A SHIVER
Yeah.
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HE MUMBLES
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What age is your little one?
He's five. Harry.
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Hi, Harry. This is Charlie.
She's five too.
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Hey, Charlie.
PHONE RINGS
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Do you live nearby?
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Yeah, yeah. You?
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Yeah, just over by the big church.
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I love it round here.
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It's a great community.
I never wanna leave.
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Yeah.
Oi! That's my swing!
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Whoa, whoa. Don't do that, please.
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Get off the swing, it's mine.
No, no, please, please.
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Leonardo, get back here now!
I think your dad's calling you.
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Leonardo, get off!
Sorry about that, mate.
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No, it's... it's... it's fine.
We've been on it for ages.
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SMACK
Argh!
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What are you doing?
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I'm sorry.
What did I tell you?
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I'm sorry.
Don't do that again.
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Shall... Shall we go home
and have lunch, Harry?
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Let's go get your big sister.
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I can't believe you did that!
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I can't believe you did that!
Call the police.
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Oh, I...
I don't think we need to do that.
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You need to get your missus
under control, mate.
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She's not my wife. I don't know her.
He just hit his son!
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You just hit your son!
Yeah?
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What you gonna do?
SHE GRUNTS
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Oh, Jesus Christ!
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Whoa, hey! Mate, please.
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Get away from me!
What you doing?
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Oh, no, no, no.
MAN GRUNTS
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HE GASPS
Jesus!
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Please!
HE GASPS
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HE PANTS
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Daddy forgot Violet. Silly Daddy!
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Violet?! Violet?!
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Have you seen... Have you seen
a little girl anywhere?
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What age is she?
She's... She's nine.
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She's nine. Oh, Violet. Sweetheart!
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Did you see the attack?
I did. It was horrible.
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I can... I can tell the police
all about it.
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Why didn't you do something, man?
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What?
Like intervene? Look at her.
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I...
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I... I could...
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
Cross, cross, cross, cross.
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Fi! Fi!
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John?
Take the kids. Take the kids!
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What's going on?
I've got to get out of here.
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John?
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Where are you going?!
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BREATHES SHAKILY
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PANTS SOFTLY
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BREATHING QUICKENS
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Sorry!
Oh, Jesus. Fi!
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I really need to pee!
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CHILDREN YELL
IN BACKGROUND
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Oh, so, the neighbours
have invited us over for dinner.
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Which neighbours?
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The Christians.
Oh, God!
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Yeah. Oh, and get this,
turns out... she's a vicar.
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A female vicar?
It's like we never left Dalston!
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Can we swear in front of her?
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Can we... Can we mention
we have gay friends?
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Oh, I love it when you're wet.
It reminds me of our first kiss.
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John!
Stop it. The kids might come in.
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We should find time tonight.
Oh, there's too much going on.
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I want you to handcuff me to the bed
and do anything you want to me.
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We've got dinner with the vicar.
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After dinner with the vicar.
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HE SIGHS
We'll be too tired.
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Remember I'm seeing
that therapist today.
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Who's looking after the kids?
You are.
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I'm working!
Fi, I told you about this last week.
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I've got a meeting
with the publisher
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and I'm already behind schedule.
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And when are you
gonna move these boxes?
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OK, I'm sorry. I'll do it today.
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So what am I supposed to do?
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Take them with you.
Don't be ridiculous!
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You don't take your kids to therapy!
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Just stick them
in front of a screen. It'll be fine.
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It's what you usually do.
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We're going out now!
Hurry up, both of you, come on.
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Stop messing around.
No! I wanna stay at home!
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John?
Harlequin caught a mouse.
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Eurgh. That's not a mouse.
That's a rat!
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Get away... Don't touch it!
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Come on. Get... Get away.
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Get in the car. I believe
we're having dinner tonight.
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Finally, a chance to get to know
each other better.
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Get in the car!
Yeah, looking forward to it.
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On your feet!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Stop fighting. Fingers.
No!
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Would you care to come along
to my Bible group beforehand?
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Yeah, I'm running a bit late.
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Don't forget what happened to Jonah.
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He kept running away from God
and ended up in the belly of a fish.
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HE CHUCKLES
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You get going.
I'll take care of this guy.
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Put it in!
No, never!
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# ..had a farm
Ee-eye, ee-eye, oh
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# And on that farm he had a cow
Ee-eye, ee-eye, oh...
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# Baa-baa here, baa-baa there
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# Here a baa, there a baa
Everywhere a baa-baa
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# Old MacDonald had a farm
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# Old MacDonald had a cow
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# Ee-eye, ee-eye, oh... #
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Right, can we turn
the music off now, please? - No!
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Shush!
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Why did we move here?
I miss my friends.
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You're the worst daddy in the world
and I hate you. You're evil.
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Thanks, Harry.
That's really nice
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Harry, Daddy's not EVIL.
He's just useless and old.
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HARRY CHUCKLES
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So, what is it you'd like us
to work on today, John?
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You mentioned an incident in London?
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I don't know if I'm comfortable
talking about that.
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We don't have to talk about anything
that makes you uncomfortable.
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You mentioned intimacy
with your wife has been an issue.
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Shall we start there instead?
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When did you last do it?
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Been a while.
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Why did you stop?
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Did... Did something happen?
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This morning...
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..she tried to grab my penis.
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And why did she do that?
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Well, she was trying
to initiate sex.
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I was erect.
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Perhaps she thought that YOU
were trying to initiate sex?
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Given your...
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..your tumescence.
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Well, I'd been...
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..masturbating in the shower.
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Were you thinking about your wife
when you were masturbating?
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Does anyone think about their wife?
JOHN CHUCKLES
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Do you think about your wife?
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I'm... I'm not married, so...
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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Fergie.
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Hmm?
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I was thinking about Fergie.
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HE STAMMERS
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Fergie? You know Fergie?
She's a MILF pop singer. American.
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Oh, God, right!
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For a second, I thought
you meant Sir Alex Ferguson.
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JOHN CHUCKLES
No, no! God! No, no.
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You also could've meant
the Duchess of York.
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Sarah Ferguson, yeah.
That would be...
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Yep.
..quite an orgy.
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THEY CHUCKLE
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MILF stands for
"Mum I'd like to fuck".
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Yes.
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Shall we talk about YOUR mother?
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I don't think we're there yet.
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OK.
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MUFFLED CRYING
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SHUSHING
What's the matter, Harry?
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Oh, come and give Mummy a cuddle.
He's been crying like that all day!
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Have you checked his temperature?
I think he's not well.
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I couldn't find the thermometer.
SHE SIGHS
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Look, do you mind
if I go for a run?
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Could you make me a cup of tea
before you go?
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Oh, love. Love.
Harlequin!
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Harlequin!
Come on.
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How was therapy?
Fine, yeah.
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Did you tell him about...?
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Well, you don't just leap into the
serious stuff in your first session.
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It's like a first date.
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You keep your cards
close to your chest
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before they see the monster inside.
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Did you tell him
what a monster I've been?
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At some point, we are gonna
have to talk about this, John.
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TEASPOON RATTLES
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Thank you.
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Oh, we need cough medicine
for Harry.
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Right, fine.
I'll have to run tonight.
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So you have enough energy for a run,
but not for sex?
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I feel... old and shit.
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You're gorgeous.
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Oh, erm, can you check
if they have oat milk?
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DOOR SLAMS
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TYRES SCREECH
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DOORBELL CHIMES
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Excuse me.
Sorry.
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DOOR CHIMES
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No! Angus, no!
All right, darling!
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Angus, get out!
Ah, come on. Dinnae be weird.
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You've been told!
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I just want my ice cream, right?
No!
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Put it back.
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How many times do you need
to be told? Put it back.
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He said if you come in here,
I can't serve you.
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Aye, well, bring him out,
so I can talk to him.
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You're barred!
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ANGUS CHUCKLES
Barred from the Co-op?
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Uh-huh. You cannae bar somebody
from the Co-op! It's the Co-op!
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Angus, I'm not allowed to serve you.
Wait, wait, wait. Look, one beer.
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No!
One beer!
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I won't even take the ice cream.
I'm not serving you.
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THUMP
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You believe this?
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Bitch won't serve me.
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SHE SCOFFS
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Probably best to leave it, then.
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You got a problem with me, pal?
SHE SIGHS
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Leave it, Angus.
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No, no.
No?
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It just... sounds like
you've got a problem?
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No.
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Gonnae fuck off, then?
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Well, I... I have to...
You have to fuck off, aye?
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I need cough medicine for my son.
He has a cough.
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All right, aye.
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Aye, see,
if I cannae have ice cream,
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you cannae have cough medicine,
so...
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Angus!
Fuck...
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..off!
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I'll just leave this.
That's good.
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I'll just leave this here.
Aye, just leave it there.
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HE SNORTS
BACK PHLEGM
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Oh, where are you going, eh?
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Hey!
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Hey, where do you think
you're going, eh?!
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Ah, here, that's a nice motor,
by the way.
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JOHN STAMMERS
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Jesus.
Can I get a lift?
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Here. Oh, here. Open the door.
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Here! Open the door!
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Oh, fuck.
Where do you think you're going?
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ANGUS CACKLES
Where do you think you're going?!
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Eh? I'm coming to find you!
I know where you live!
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- You better watch your back, mate!
- Watch your back!
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ANGUS CHUCKLES
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ANGUS YELLS
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Fu...
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You fuck off... prick!
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HORN TOOTS
252
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Prick!
253
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Me, me, me!
DOORBELL RINGS
254
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Just do it the once.
No more than once.
255
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Hello!
256
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Hello.
Come on in. Come on in.
257
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,960
It's lovely to see you.
Welcome, guys.
258
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Thank you so much for having us!
259
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,960
Oh, please, come in
and make yourself at home.
260
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,960
Come on.
And you must be the lovely John.
261
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,960
Why's she kissing Daddy?
Come on in. Come on in.
262
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,320
Tommy's just in there. He's
finishing off with the Bible group.
263
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,960
Go on, off you pop.
264
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,960
Who have we got here?
So, this is Harry.
265
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,960
..gambling, cursing,
stealing, fornicating.
266
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,960
Or trying to fornicate, anyway.
CHUCKLING
267
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,160
So, why did I come to believe?
268
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,000
What was it
that finally convinced me?
269
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,960
Well...
270
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this guy.
271
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This guy.
272
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,960
Jeffrey Dahmer, of course,
Dr Harold Shipman,
273
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Fred West, Peter Sutcliffe.
274
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A host of others.
How could such evil bring me to God?
275
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Because as far as I could tell,
their evil was of a magnitude
276
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that couldn't be explained away
by science or psychology.
277
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,960
"Oh, he had a domineering mother."
278
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Or, "He experienced rejection
at an early age."
279
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No. Does that explain
280
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,960
ripping a man's heart
out of his chest and eating it
281
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,960
or defiling the corpse
of a cheerleader?
282
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,960
Through these apparent monsters,
283
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:40,960
I came to believe
in the existence of perfect evil.
284
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And if perfect evil exists,
285
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:50,960
then so, too, must perfect... good.
286
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,960
Ultimately, every killer
desires to be discovered.
287
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,960
John, meet the boys! This is Bobby.
288
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,960
Hi. Hi.
Brick.
289
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,960
Malky.
Hello.
290
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:13,960
Take a pew.
291
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,960
I don't remember Jeffrey Dahmer
in the Bible.
292
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,800
No, we are a Bible group,
293
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,960
but truth be told, we've been
getting a bit bored of the Bible.
294
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,960
So many times you can trudge
through Leviticus.
295
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,960
What do you like to talk about?
Football.
296
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:27,960
Women.
Cars.
297
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:31,960
It's a safe space.
Well, safe for us anyway.
298
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,960
THEY CHUCKLE
Oh!
299
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,960
One more chap
you haven't been introduced to.
300
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,960
Good evening.
301
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,960
I'm Williams.
302
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,960
I was in at the bathroom.
And your name is?
303
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,960
So, Angus just attacked you
out of nowhere?
304
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,960
You wanna talk about serial killers,
305
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,960
it was like having Ed Gein
coming at me!
306
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,960
CHUCKLES
Ed Gein! Angus is like Ed Gein!
307
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,800
Gein is the one that Hitchcock
based Psycho on, wasn't he?
308
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:00,960
Yeah, that's right.
309
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,960
Yes!
John loves horror movies.
310
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:03,960
I can't stand them!
311
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,320
Why watch something
that keeps you awake all night?
312
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:10,000
Maybe that's why you never sleep.
Huh, maybe.
313
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,960
Honestly!
Anything with a haunted doll
314
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,960
or a creepy child, I am there!
315
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,960
Satanic cults.
Oh, I adore Satanic cults!
316
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,480
Ladies and gentlemen,
your local pastor!
317
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LAUGHTER
I do...
318
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,960
Well, I mean, I do
feel sorry for poor Angus, though.
319
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,960
Oh, here we go.
No, I do.
320
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,960
He's all alone
up there in the woods.
321
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,960
MIMICS DELIVERANCE
BANJO TUNE
322
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,960
It's not funny, Tommy. As a child,
he obviously had difficulties
323
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,960
that were never properly addressed.
And he was tormented at school.
324
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,960
It's just... I'm sorry, but having
a difficult childhood is no excuse
325
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,640
for violently harassing
a young woman
326
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,960
working a minimum wage job.
327
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,960
It's just not.
Oh, I do admire Catriona.
328
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,960
Ooh! She's just this young woman and
she supports herself with two jobs.
329
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,000
She's a fantastic example
to the community.
330
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,800
And our son, Cameron, he's had
a crush on her for years, hasn't he?
331
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,320
Because she's absolutely gorgeous!
332
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,960
She certainly is.
333
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:09,160
Oh, also, I saw this in the shop.
334
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:12,960
Uh-oh! Rebecca's bete noire.
Who killed Suzie Bissett?
335
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,640
Malky runs the murder tour.
336
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,960
What, is it real?
Sadly, yes, it is.
337
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,320
Suzie Bissett was murdered here
in Coldwater...
338
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,960
When was it, darling?
Must be 25 years?
339
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,960
Thereabouts, yeah.
Do they know who did it?
340
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,800
No, they never caught the killer.
341
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,960
I mean, it was widely assumed that
it was her boyfriend or her... pimp!
342
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,960
What was his name?
343
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,480
Brodie... Dwyer.
That's it.
344
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,960
She was the local prostitute,
so it could've been anyone.
345
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,960
You're meant to call them
sex workers.
346
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,960
I think it's shameful that Malky
tries to make a profit from it.
347
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,160
I've told him that.
Good.
348
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,960
Because it gives
a terrible impression of Coldwater.
349
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,480
Like we're a den of ultra violence!
350
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,960
It's actually really quiet here.
Well, quietness is what we're after.
351
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,960
John was always
attracting trouble in London.
352
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,480
Well... I wouldn't put it like that.
353
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,960
You were always
getting into violent confrontations
354
00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,960
with dangerous men!
355
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,960
DOORBELL RINGS
Oh, that'll be the boy.
356
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,960
Has he forgotten his keys again?
Will he ever remember them?
357
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,960
Never remembers the keys,
doesn't matter where you put them.
358
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,960
Where's your key?
I don't know.
359
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,960
We've got guests.
Come and say hello.
360
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,800
Cameron, this is John, Fiona.
361
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,960
Hello.
Hi.
362
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,960
Aren't you gonna say hello?
363
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960
Oh, get off his back, Tommy!
364
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,960
Do you want some dinner, darling?
No, thanks, Mum. I've eaten.
365
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,960
Nice to meet you, John... Fiona.
366
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:34,960
Will you just give him a break?
367
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,960
He's just a bit shy
around strangers, Tommy.
368
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,960
I'm just gonna check
on Harry and Violet.
369
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,960
He's a really sweet,
sensitive boy, actually.
370
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,960
'Hey, watch
what you're doing, dude.
371
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:49,960
'You're gonna take my head off.'
372
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:50,960
What you watching?
373
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,960
I didn't know you were famous!
Oh, no. I am not famous. Seriously.
374
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,960
Come on. We've googled you, Fiona.
375
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,960
We've seen the photographs.
MIMICS BEEPS
376
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,960
We did have lots of famous people
coming to the restaurant.
377
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,960
Rebecca tells me
you're writing a book?
378
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,640
Yeah... Oh, God, who knows
if anyone will actually read it.
379
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,960
But...
FI CHUCKLES
380
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,960
Erm, I have a publisher
381
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,480
and a pressing deadline,
and it's all very stressful.
382
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,960
Oh, it just sounds so exciting
and glamourous.
383
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,960
Oh, no, it's really not.
384
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,960
I'm more impressed
that you're a vicar!
385
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,960
Crikey, no! No, no, no, no.
386
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,960
My life is very dull, I'd wager,
compared to yours.
387
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,960
I wish someone would pay me
to write a book about my life.
388
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,960
Yes.
I could tell some stories.
389
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,960
Yeah.
390
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,320
Yeah, I've just got in.
391
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,960
My dad's got the neighbours round.
392
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:42,960
The ones from London.
393
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,480
Aye, yeah, he's old.
394
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,960
Dresses like a teenager,
but he's well into his 40s.
395
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,960
A bit of a loser.
396
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,320
What, the Co-op?
397
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,960
Angus Gillespie?
398
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,960
What did he say to him?
399
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:01,960
CAMERON CHUCKLES
400
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,960
As I said, a loser.
401
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,960
Can I help you?!
402
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,960
Sorry... I just...
John?
403
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,800
Can you give me a wee hand?
404
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,000
Rebecca says I burn everything.
I insisted on cooking anyway.
405
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,960
Listening to your wife talking
about her fancy restaurant past
406
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,960
is making me a bit nervous.
407
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,640
Don't worry. She's not judgmental
about other people's cooking.
408
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,960
I'm not worried about your wife,
I'm worried about mine.
409
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,160
I can't have her taking the mickey
out of me every day
410
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,960
for the next month!
411
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,960
I think I can fix it.
Yeah?
412
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,960
Mm-hm.
Have at it.
413
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,960
Yes, cheers.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
414
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,960
Do you know what, Fiona,
I was thinking -
415
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,960
you should really come to church
some time.
416
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,480
LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
Well, we... we don't believe in God.
417
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,960
Neither do I!
418
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,960
LAUGHS
What?
419
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,640
Nooo! No, but don't tell Tommy that!
420
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,960
He's still a firm believer,
bless him.
421
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,800
You see, for me, it's more about...
422
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,960
Well, it's more about
being a part of a community.
423
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,960
Oh.
And if there is a God,
424
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,960
God is people.
425
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,480
So what do you do
for a living, John?
426
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,480
Er... nothing.
427
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,960
I look after the kids.
428
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:15,960
Full time?
429
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,960
Yep.
Oh. Good for you.
430
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,960
No, seriously. Cameron hates me now,
431
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,000
cos I was never really around
much back then.
432
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,000
You've got a hot tub!
433
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,960
SHE GASPS
Get in!
434
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,960
Can I?
Yes, get in!
435
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:38,960
Oh, here we go.
436
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,960
I wish there was water in it.
No, there's no water in it!
437
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,800
Oh, thank you.
There you go.
438
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,960
May I join you?
Yes, it's lovely.
439
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,320
SHE COOS
440
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,960
And that there, that's...
that's Tommy's shed.
441
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,960
Now, a word of advice,
442
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,960
never get John a shed
if you ever wanna see him again.
443
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,960
I mean, he practically lives
in that shed.
444
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,960
Heaven knows what goes on in there!
445
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,640
I don't think I want to know.
THEY GIGGLE
446
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,960
Listen, I've gotta ask you, why...
why did you move here?
447
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,960
Well, cos I thought it was
the perfect place
448
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:09,960
to write my book, that's all.
449
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,960
John was OK with that?
450
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,960
Yeah! John wanted to move here
more than I did.
451
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,960
He couldn't wait to leave London.
452
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,960
I'm really glad you're here.
453
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,960
Aw.
454
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,800
So, how was therapy?
455
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,960
Williams told me.
456
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,960
He was all excited cos
he hasn't had a new client in years.
457
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,960
And he said it was someone
who'd moved into the area recently.
458
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,960
So, come on, who else could it be?
459
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:42,960
OK.
460
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,960
I'm a nosy bugger, aren't I?
461
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,960
Sorry, I can see you like to keep
your cards close to your chest.
462
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,960
No, I think I'm quite open, really.
463
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,960
So, why did you come here?
464
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,960
To Scotland?
Mm.
465
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,960
We've always liked it here.
466
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,960
And we decided
it was time for a change.
467
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,960
Because...?
468
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,960
Well, I mean...
469
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:21,960
Just people don't suddenly change
unless something's wrong or...
470
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,960
..I don't know.
471
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,960
Well, I... I... I have this...
472
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,960
I suppose it's a kind of...
PTSD thing.
473
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,480
Ah!
474
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,960
I haven't really slept
since it happened.
475
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,960
Since what happened?
476
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,160
Oh, wh...
477
00:25:55,960 --> 00:26:00,960
When I was in London,
I was in a play park with the kids.
478
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,960
And this man, he... he hit his kid.
479
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,960
This woman intervened.
480
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,960
And, erm...
481
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,960
..he hit her.
482
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:18,960
He kicked her in the stomach.
483
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:23,960
And I ran away.
484
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,960
I ran away,
and I left Violet behind.
485
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,960
I abandoned my...
486
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,640
I abandoned my girl.
487
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,320
They'll grow up knowing
their father's a coward.
488
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:56,960
I don't believe that for a second.
Look at today, how you intervened.
489
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,960
You let Angus take out
all his rage on you,
490
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,960
instead of young Catriona.
491
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,960
You're a good man, John.
492
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:18,960
Would you pray with me?
493
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,960
Er, what?
Will you join me in prayer?
494
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,960
Ah, no. I, er... I'm not a...
495
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,960
No.
Why not?
496
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,960
I don't pray.
497
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,960
Would you like to try it?
498
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,480
Come on, don't make me look like
a fool in front of the big man.
499
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,960
JOHN CHUCKLES
500
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:12,960
Thank you, Lord,
for bringing John and Fiona,
501
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,960
and their children
into this community.
502
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,960
Thank you for John's honesty
and his friendship.
503
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:27,960
We come before you tonight, Lord,
to ask for strength.
504
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,960
For humility.
505
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,960
We remember that when you walked
on the water
506
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,960
and you asked Peter to join you,
507
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:40,960
he needed courage
before he could take the first step.
508
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,960
I swear he's burnt this dinner.
I knew he would.
509
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,960
I should never have let him
bloody cook! Come on.
510
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,960
We ask you for that same courage...
511
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,960
..that you showed your disciple,
Peter.
512
00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,800
Amen.
513
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,960
I'll go and check on the children.
514
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,960
Amen.
515
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,960
Mwah!
Thank you so much.
516
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:25,960
You're welcome.
517
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,960
Oh, look at
these precious little angels.
518
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,960
I wish we could have another.
Come on, then.
519
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,960
Hey! Stop it, you.
520
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,960
You'll wake the bairns!
521
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,960
"Bairns." Listen to you.
Thanks for having us tonight.
522
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:37,960
Listen...
523
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,480
..call me anytime.
524
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,320
Thanks, Tommy.
525
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:47,960
Watch the steps.
526
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,480
Put me down!
Night, night.
527
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,960
I can walk by myself!
All right, all right!
528
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,960
Thank you. Night, night.
Good night.
529
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,960
Good night.
Bye-bye.
530
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,960
Oh, come on. A lot to talk about!
531
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:06,960
So, listen to this,
she told me she's an atheist.
532
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,320
JOHN SCOFFS
Rebecca?
533
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,640
Yeah!
Oh, well...
534
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,640
I thought you'd be more surprised.
535
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,960
Well, I imagine most vicars
don't really believe all of it.
536
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,960
The Virgin Birth.
The miracle of the 12 fishes.
537
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,960
12 fishes? She was probably
saying it to seem normal.
538
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,960
The last thing those people are
is normal.
539
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,960
Well, I liked them.
Seriously?
540
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,960
Didn't you?
541
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,960
I love Rebecca.
I think she's mad and she's funny.
542
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,960
Well, I love Tommy.
543
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,960
He's so comfortable in his own skin.
He's authentic.
544
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:51,960
I get the impression...
545
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,960
..you're not a fan.
546
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,960
He makes my skin crawl.
547
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,960
Come on.
548
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,960
Do you think
we should go to church?
549
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,960
I think that praying's
done something to your head.
550
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:19,480
Well, I did get something from it.
What?
551
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:21,960
I don't know, just a feeling.
552
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,640
Like someone was looking out for me.
Mm.
553
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,480
Can I tell you what I got from it?
What?
554
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:30,960
I liked seeing you on your knees.
555
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:21,960
Fi...
556
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,960
Ah, fuck.
Fi, Fi, stop, stop, please.
557
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,960
Fuck! FUCK! I'm sorry.
558
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,960
We don't have
to actually do anything.
559
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,800
It's just nice to be close.
560
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:46,960
We can't leave.
561
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,960
Hmm?
We can't go back to London.
562
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:53,960
Why are you saying that?
563
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,960
Because I think
you're already considering it...
564
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,960
No, I'm not.
..if it doesn't work out.
565
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,640
If what doesn't work out?
566
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:07,960
The whole "cook book" thing.
Don't call it a "cook book".
567
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,480
It is a cook book.
It's a culinary memoir.
568
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,960
I'm just saying...
569
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,160
You're not a literary talent, and...
570
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,960
and this is a new enterprise
571
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,000
and it's not as if
you're exactly Philip Roth.
572
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,960
I know I'm not Philip Roth!
I'm not trying to be Philip Roth.
573
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,960
You don't know who Roth is.
Portnoy's Complaint.
574
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,960
American Pastoral.
OK, so you do know who he is.
575
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:32,960
I can't believe you said that.
576
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,960
I just meant...
I don't know what I meant.
577
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,960
Well, we can't go back to London
578
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,960
because you might abandon Violet
in a play park again!
579
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,960
Sorry.
580
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:52,960
JOHN SIGHS
581
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,640
Play park was YOUR fault.
582
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:02,960
Is that what you really think?
583
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,960
Yeah.
584
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,960
Wow.
585
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:07,960
Just being honest.
586
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,960
Well, maybe that's the best thing
about moving here is that we can...
587
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,480
we can start being more truthful
with each other.
588
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,160
Look, I get resentful because,
I mean,
589
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,960
you're the one
who wanted to move here
590
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,960
and I feel
like I'm doing everything, and...
591
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,960
and you don't appreciate it.
I'm the one looking after the kids.
592
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,960
You hate being with them.
I do not hate being with them.
593
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,960
I'm just not
a naturally good father.
594
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:35,960
I have to work at it.
595
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,960
You ARE a good father!
596
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,480
But your mind's somewhere else.
Look, I'm the same.
597
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,960
I keep worrying that we've done
the wrong thing. And I'm...
598
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,960
..I'm terrified
that I'm gonna fail.
599
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,960
You're not gonna fail.
Fi, you're not gonna fail.
600
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,960
And as for settling in here,
we made the decision.
601
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,960
We'll just embrace it.
602
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,160
That's what winners like us do.
603
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,960
You still love me, don't you?
604
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:16,960
Totally.
605
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:22,960
Do you still love me?
606
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,160
Completely.
607
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,960
THUD
WHISPERS: What was that?
608
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,960
I don't know.
Well, go and see!
609
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,960
'I'm coming to find you!
I know where you live!'
610
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:41,960
RATTLING
611
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,960
Oh, Jesus!
JOHN BREATHES HEAVILY
612
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,960
EXHALES DEEPLY
613
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,960
ANIMAL BARKS
614
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,320
JOHN PANTS
615
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,640
UNDERGROWTH SNAPS
616
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,960
Hey!
617
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,960
ANGUS CHUCKLES
618
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,480
All right, big man.
What you doing here?
619
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,960
It's me. Hey!
620
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,320
Oi! Hey!
621
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,960
Dinnae just fucking ignore me
when I'm calling after you, eh?
622
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,960
What do you fucking want?!
623
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,960
Are you following me?
What?
624
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,960
I feel like you're stalking me
or something.
625
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,960
Of course I'm not stalking you.
626
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,960
Aye, well, I told you to watch
your back, though, didn't I?
627
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:24,960
ANGUS LAUGHS MANICALLY
628
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,160
Just leave me alone.
629
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,960
"Just leave me alone!"
630
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,960
Fucking English poof.
631
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,960
Wanker.
What did you just call me?
632
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,320
GRUNTING
633
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,320
ANGUS GROWLS
634
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,640
ANGUS LAUGHS MANICALLY
635
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,000
ANGUS GRUNTS
636
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,960
THUD
637
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,960
JOHN GASPS
638
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,960
THUD,
JOHN PANTS
639
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,800
THUD
640
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,960
BIRD CAWS
641
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,800
JOHN PANTS
642
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:52,960
LAUGHTER ECHOES
643
00:40:58,960 --> 00:40:59,960
John?
644
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,160
BREATHES RAPIDLY
645
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,960
Oh, God.
646
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,000
You're all right.
Oh, God.
647
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,960
You're all right.
HE SHUSHES
648
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,480
You sure no-one saw you?
649
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,960
There was... There was no-one around
that I could see.
650
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,960
I left him without a face.
He didn't have a face.
651
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,960
That's the dark.
652
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,960
That's your imagination
running wild.
653
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,960
Have you called the police?
654
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,960
I'll deal with the police.
655
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:44,960
I'll deal with Angus.
656
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,800
I have to tell Fiona.
657
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,960
Do... not... tell... her.
658
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,960
You keep this secret.
659
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,960
I killed him.
660
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:58,960
You don't know that.
661
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,960
Help me... to help you, John.
662
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,480
OK?
663
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,800
Why are you helping me?
664
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,320
Cos you're a good man.
665
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,960
There's three steps out of this.
You listening?
666
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,960
Shower, sleep...
667
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,000
..silence.
668
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,960
Say it back to me.
669
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:37,960
Shower.
670
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,960
Sleep.
671
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:46,960
Silence.
672
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:49,960
Silence.
673
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,000
ENGINE TURNS
AND REVS
674
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,960
JOHN WEEPS
675
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,960
Daddy... I can't sleep.
676
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,160
Hey, you're OK, it's all right.
677
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,960
Come on, now.
678
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,640
It's all right.
679
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,960
Shh. Shh.
680
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,960
There you go.
681
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,960
WHEEZING AND GROANING
682
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,960
ANGUS WHEEZES
683
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,960
LABOURED BREATHING
684
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,960
Shh...
685
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,960
Shh...
686
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,960
Wee Angus.
687
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:19,960
Come here.
688
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,960
MUFFLED GROANS
689
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,000
GROANING STOPS
690
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,960
God... forgive me.
691
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:13,480
Help me find a way out of this mess.
692
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,320
CAR DOOR SLAMS,
FOOTSTEPS
693
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,960
THUD
694
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:13,960
# Are you washed in the blood
695
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:19,000
# Oh, are you washed
In the blood of the lamb?
696
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:24,960
# Are you fully trusting
In His grace this hour?
697
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,960
# Are you washed
In the blood of the lamb?
698
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:34,960
# Oh, will your soul be ready
For the mansion's bright
699
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,960
# And be washed in the blood
Of the lamb? #
700
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:39,960
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