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I've foiled my plan this time, but thou wilt not once again.

Oh, dark lord, you shall not triumph on this, Eve.

When you said you wanted a roleplay, I didn't think that this is what you

Lady, you seem to be filled with distaste on this, Eve.

I mean, this is pretty elaborate, right? I mean, can't we just fuck?

Nay, for premarital fornication is frowned upon in these medieval times.

I must win your favor and your hand in a joust.

My princess, would you be ever so kind as to fetch that for me?

That must be my jousting opposition.

The Dark Knight.

Great.

Well,

hello there.

Are you the man that's here to fake -joust my husband so that he can fuck

Uh... I'm just a hired actor, ma 'am. But in this case, yes.

Well, come on in then. He's not going to joust himself.

Ah, the cur.

Sent here from a neighboring kingdom to best me in battle.

But not today, good sir.

Not today.

Um... Do you need some help with that?

Honorable of you.

But no.

I shall adjust myself in the water closet.

I've been waiting to get fucked for hours.

This makes me think that he cares more about the...

Little fantasy game than fucking me.

Hello, my lady.

According to my script, I'm a knight sent here to poison your pure heart.

Oh, really?

So, are you planning on carrying me off and having your way with me?

I mean, I think that would be accurate to my character, so yes.

Okay.

Are you ready to be ravaged, princess?

I've been waiting all day.

Pillage me.

Look what I want.

balls.

I love you.

Oh, yes.

This is fucking so good.

Mm -hmm.

Fuck.

Thank you.

What nefariousness is this?

Diabolical cur!

Whoa, whoa! Hey, I'm just a paid actor! I don't know what's in my vault!

Your wife's the slut!