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What are you doing?

Helmut!

Hello! Hello!

You are fat!

You are fat!

Fat? Yes! No!

Shitty character!

Sorry!

You are getting more and more ugly!

Ugly! You are ugly!

He likes it very much, I think.

He's always happy with Helmut. Yes, that's positive for him. Okay, but we

have... Shut up.

So,

I have here... Shut up.

A nice Metzger, a man from Metzger.

Yes, he needs his pills, I think.

I think a little.

Okay, we don't just have ugly Helmut, we also have a nice Barenbacher, right?

Baren?

You speak a little German. A little bit, yes.

A little bit, yes. You understand.

Yes. Yes, good.

How old are you?

I am 23 years old. 23 years old.

Yes. Yes, yes, except everyone speaks German. You are done.

Yes, I'm going. Bye.

What's his name?

What's his name?

I don't understand.

That's Tobias. Stop.

Tobias, are you married or normal? Yes, they are married. I already asked.

Does he understand German?

No, I don't speak German. I speak English.

Why do beautiful girls have such ugly men?

So,

why are you here, dear friends?

Money?

Or if you want to fulfill your erotic dreams and love her with

someone else. We don't do it a lot together, we don't go in front of the

because we don't have anyone else in the car.

You want a new man?

Yes. Yes, I think so.

He said, my wife,

my cat, he said.

My cat.

He wants to try with other people at the camera, that's why he has problems at

the camera.

Only at the camera or always problems?

I think at the camera.

Always? Always.

Always problems.

How long have you been married?

So long.

Too long?

Too long.

We'll talk about it later.

Yes, I think you'll talk about it later.

I've already kicked you. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Okay, what do you like to do in sex?

What do you like to do? I don't know the name.

Yes, that's from Kapi. Yes, yes, yes.

No, really, it says... Yes, sure.

What do you like to do in sex?

I don't know how to say it. From the back to the horse.

Doggy. Doggy.

From behind.

And what not?

What no?

What does she not like?

To a marshal.

With a dog?

With a dog. Yes, with a dog no.

With a dog no.

No. With a cat okay, but with a dog no.

What does Tobi like?

To a marshal sex.

So itchy.

My cat.

My cat.

Okay, done.

Helmut. I don't have time.

Helmut.

Okay, let's start.

We're starting.

Open your mouth.

Okay. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

I want to see it.

Helmut, take it.

Yes, yes, take it.

Wie Weihnachten.

Geschenk. Present.

Hmm.

I'm thinking, why is the bed so dirty?

I haven't seen it.

Yes, Barbara, that was great.

Yes, great.

Everything good?

Everything good, yes. You had fun?

You have to look here.

Yes. Fun, yes? Yes.

Better than with man, more fun than with... Yes.

Yes.

Yes, Helmut.

Yes. First time, good scene.

First time. Yes or no?

First time.

Super.

Good man.

Good man, yeah.

Good man.

Strong man.

Yeah, you want it?

Yeah, no.

Okay, I'll say thank you.

You're dirty.

You have to go to the shower.

I have to, yeah.

Go to the shower.

The director wants to go to the shower too. You can go with the director.

Yeah, okay, we'll go to the shower.