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[Music playing]

[Screeching]

[Rain pounding]

[Footsteps]

[Thunder rumbling]

[Wailing]

[Screeching]

[Birds singing]

[Knocking]

[Knocking]

MALE VOICE: Breakfast.

[Knocking]

MALE VOICE: Breakfast.

[Clattering]

[Panting]

[Thudding]

[Splattering]

[Birds singing]

[Music playing]

[Camera shutter clicking]

[Flies buzzing]

MALE VOICE (ON RADIO): Could you repeat,

There's uh, there's no point in sending out for a dentist.

Did I read that right?

MALE VOICE (ON RADIO): Over.

MALE VOICE (ON RADIO): Uh, OK guy.

No fooling around.

Uh, can we dispose of the body in the usual fashion?

OK, leave no traces.

Over and out.

[Water rushing]

[Fire crackling]

[Honking]

[Helicopter whirring]

[Horse neighing]

[Honking]

[Grunting]

Yeah, she's a fine animal.

Do you like horses, lad?

[Chickens clucking]

[Water rushing]

[Thunder rumbling]

[Splashing]

[Fire crackling]

[Beeping]

[Fire crackling]

[Water dripping]

[Fire crackling]

[Thunder rumbling]

[Clicking]

[Gunshot]

[Horse neighing]

[Gunshots]

[Helicopter whirring]

[Gunshots]

[Moaning]

[Gunshot]

[Grunting]

[Moaning]

[Panting]

[Cracking]

[Groaning]

[Gunshot]

[Gunshot]

[Panting]

[Wailing]

[Thunder rumbling]

[Screaming]

[Thunder rumbling]

[Glass breaking]

[Flies buzzing]

[Rain pattering]

You all know me, and you know my reputation.

You know that this project is my responsibility.

Right then.

Michael Jouvet, the man who tread on 10,000 skulls

To get where he is, Well, where am I today?

Standing in the middle of nowhere, time running out,

Surrounded by expensively-trained,

Smart-assed pricks who can't even

Collect a piece of merchandise without fucking it up.

What's the problem, gentlemen?

Is she moving too fast for you?

It's a woman.

Shes pregnant.

She has no food, no help, no money,

And because of the fuel curfew, she can't even

Get her hands on a fucking car.

[Growling]

But we are each part of a whole.

Each man molded around a central core.

[Sneezing]

Each part delivering its part, that's the way that it works.

And what do we do if we find that part of it is bad?

We cut it out.

[Gunshot]

Well, get a fucking move on.

[Helicopter whirring]

[Fire roaring]

[Gunshot]

[Screaming]

Do you think these will be convincing enough?

You can convince James of anything, my dear.

[Moaning]

[Panting]

[Bagpipes playing]

[Laughter]

For Christ's sake, not now.

[Laughter]

Oh, It's only Roddy.

Look, he's outside waiting to first footers.

When it strikes midnight, it was James' idea.

Yes, well, James has too many ideas.

[Giggling]

Oh, come on.

Please don't stop.

[Laughter]

Well then, stop laughing.

I'm sorry.

[Sighs]

Oh.

Come on.

Well, they've started early.

[Bagpipes playing]

[Hissing]

This is going to be last one before the new Millennium.

Hey, you never know, I might even get pregnant.

I could end up conceiving a child

On the eve of the 21st century.

So windy.

Oh, come here.

Mm.

[Giggling]

Oh.

[Laughter]

[Sighing]

To hell with it.

I'm getting dressed.

Oh.

Oh, I see, new century or not, things

Are going to be exactly the same for us as they've always been.

We're going to do things when you want to,

Never mind what I want.

Give it a rest.

[Laughter]

I'll tell you, if I could get a hold of him

Right now I would ram those bagpipes

Down his bloody throat.

Oh, I don't know, I think they sound rather nice.

Mm.

Well, we know you like him in his kilt.

We've all seen you looking.

Yes, and?

Men look at women all the time, or hadn't you noticed?

Mm, brilliant.

So now the women are chasing anything in a skirt.

[Laughter]

Come here.

[Giggling]

[Bagpipes playing]

[Gunshot]

[Bagpipes silenced]

Thank Christ.

He's burst the bloody things.

Yeah.

[Giggling]

[Scanning radio]

MALE VOICE (ON RADIO): Now everyone within a mile

Distance will know we're here.

User Nine next time.

[Inaudible] stuff like that and...

[Static on radio]

MALE VOICE (ON RADIO): Into position, now.

[Scanning radio]

[Music playing]

[Clears throat]

Hello dear.

My, you look terrific in that.

I should do.

I married you in this dress, or had you forgotten?

Nah, of course not.

Glass of wine?

Yes, please.

Why not?

It's a party.

Here's to the most glorious bride Dracula ever had.

Except you don't bite me anymore.

That's not true and you know it.

Hello, Vickie.

Doesn't she look stunning, Rachael?

Oh yes.

Stunning.

[Giggling]

RACHAEL: You just about carry it off, dear.

[Hissing]

RACHAEL: Refreshing to see her out of trousers, isn't it,

James? What?

Out of trousers?

Yeah.

You know what I mean.

James has poured me this glass of wine.

I don't really feel like it at the moment.

Would you like it, Vickie?

Oh, thanks, Rach.

Hm.

Well, I've got things to do.

James has the idea for a millennial fancy dress dinner.

Of course I get to do all the work.

Can I give you a hand?

No.

You just do what you do best, look decorous, dear.

JAMES: I know, I know.

Just leave it.

I'm telling you, Dracula, she knows you're screwing me.

So what?

You enjoy these games, don't you?

No pain, no gain.

Oh yes, someone else's pain, your gain, right?

She'll be gone for awhile, fancy a quick one?

Forget it.

[Sighing]

Come on, loosen up a bit, will you?

That's not like you.

Fuck off, James.

I'm not interested.

I'll throw this wine in your face.

That would be a waste.

You're getting too much into that Marie.

And what does that got to do with you?

I've had it off with her, you know.

Yeah, she mentioned it.

Come on.

Told you, get knotted.

Oh well, the night is young.

[Music playing]

[Humming]

[Knocking]

Everything all right in there, you two?

MALE VOICE: Yes James. We're fine.

Thanks.

[Giggling]

We'll be out in a minute.

Stop it.

FEMALE VOICE: Wow, that guy's such an asshole.

I'll remember you said that next time I get a promotion.

[Giggling]

Yes James?

Shit.

He just gets worse and worse.

Can't we tie his balls off or something?

Well, what time is the main feature?

God knows.

What time is it now?

There;s still time to get pissed.

Want one?

Mm.

Yeah.

Where's the psychic?

Stand in the bath.

[Giggling]

So the seance is going to begin at midnight.

That's it.

Christ, what a hoot.

Who wants to go to the disco when you

Can go to one of James's dos.

I'm here for Rachael.

[Laughing]

She's a good mate.

A good mate?

Stop fucking her husband then.

Yeah.

I got that.

Cheers, Vampirella.

Mind you, I think I did her a favor, you know.

Mm.

He's shit but he needs the practice.

[Laughing]

[Sneezing]

Boo.

Fuck.

Looks a bit pale, doesn't he?

Yeah, for the put in so darkness.

He's getting a past then.

- A bit past what? - His best.

[Giggling]

Or his bed time.

Oh no, vampires don't sleep.

They're always on the prowl, right?

[Laughing]

You silly fuckers, you made me bite my tongue.

Let's all have a drink.

[Rattling door]

RACHAEL: Hello?

Hello.

[Knocking]

Put your head back.

Let's have a look at it then.

Looks pretty bad, I have to admit.

Oh Jesus, his tongue's practically hanging off.

FEMALE VOICE: We'll drink to that.

[Laughter]

I'm serious.

So are we.

[Moaning]

Come on, then.

Let's have a look.

[Mumbling]

What have you done?

Fuck yous all.

[Giggling]

RACHAEL: James, you [inaudible] bastard.

Let me out of here now.

You pathetic shit.

[Mumbling]

Give us another glass of booze, Marie.

What?

[Yelling]

FEMALE VOICE: I'll let her out.

You've done enough.

You stay...

ELIZABETH: Don't open the door.

JAMES: Don't tell me what to do in my own house.

ELIZABETH: Don't open the door.

Rachael: Vickie, get me out of here.

Don't push her, you sod.

[Growling]

ELIZABETH: James, Vickie, don't open the door.

Don't open the door.

FEMALE VOICE: What do you mean don't open the door?

[Growling]

RACHAEL: Let me out of here and I'll deal with it.

FEMALE VOICE: Um, I don't think she means that door.

ELIZABETH: Don't open the door.

What the fuck?

Something's coming.

[Gunshot]

[Yelling]

[Screaming]

[Door rattling]

Back off.

All of you.

Sit down.

[Tinkling]

Well, happy new year, girls.

I think you better be quiet Tom.

It's OK.

Have some if you like.

[Chewing]

[Belching]

I uh, I only wanted, I only wanted to go to the bathroom.

[Water rushing]

I don't think she's going to shoot you, Tom.

Sit down.

Slowly.

Right.

[Tinkling]

I just uh... it's OK.

FEMALE VOICE: Perhaps you'll be hungry too.

Please, have something.

[Speaking french]

Vickie.

Yes.

That's French, isn't it?

She's speaking French.

Yes.

Come over here, very slowly.

Translate.

We must find out what all this is about.

[Tinkling]

Is there anything that we can do to help you?

Ask her in French.

[Speaking french]

She says we're all going to die.

Why are we all going to die?

Are you going to kill us?

Just ask her out right what she wants, for Christ sake.

Shut up, Tom.

[Speaking french]

She says we're all in danger.

Not from you, I don't think.

No.

From whom then?

[Speaking french]

She says there are men after her kid.

[Speaking french]

Weapons.

Do we have any weapons?

No.

We cannot eat that.

It would kill us.

Great.

Now the chicken's lethal.

Look, you say we're all in danger.

Then you must tell us what is going on.

No.

No time.

However, my child is dying.

So why bring here then?

Does it say hospital outside?

A hospital would not help her.

This woman knows, she knows the truth.

You have the sight in your eyes.

Now, weapons.

The last thing we're going to do

Is hand any weapons over to you, even if we had any.

You're a long way from home, aren't you?

What is your name?

Helene.

My child is Monique.

Great.

Cozy introductions.

Vickie, Mina, Marie.

And I'm Elizabeth.

And don't forget old James who's

Having a bit of a lie down.

[Speaking french]

I should trust him?

Mama.

[Explosion]

[Yelling]

[Gunshots]

She better not try that with me again.

[Radio chatter]

[Gunshot]

[Yelling]

[Gunfire]

Got ya, butt face.

[Explosion]

[Cracking]

[Gunshots]

[Chatter on radio]

[Thudding]

[Indistinct music on radio]

ELIZABETH: You're hurt.

Mama.

Mama.

[Speaking french]

Mama.

[Speaking french]

Mama.

[Speaking french]

Trust me.

[Wailing]

Oh my god.

OK now.

I'm calling for help.

The line's dead.

FEMALE VOICE: Try your mobile.

Now what?

How many more of them are there out there?

Answer me, you heartless bitch.

Now what she at?

[Beating]

Fuck all this.

I'm getting out of this dress.

You two should do the same.

We're too easy to spot.

We might have to move our asses.

Yeah, good plan.

You're right.

[Humming]

[Thunder rumbling]

[Humming]

I don't know who you are, but I'm glad it's you all the same.

Come on, you bastards, show yourselves.

[Thunder rumbling]

[Gunshot]

[Hissing]

They're coming.

God help us.

[Gunfire]

[Grunting]

[Gunfire]

[Groaning]

[Gunfire]

[Sneezing]

Shit.

Tom.

Where are you when I really need you?

[Gunshot]

Goodbye little brother.

[Gunshot]

[Helicopter whirring]

Second wave, move in.

[Beeping]

Oh, I see.

Very nice.

Where do you come from?

The sky?

Hm.

I see.

[Thudding]

[Gasping]

Helene.

[Gurgling]

[Beeping]

Shit.

Tom.

Where are you when I really need you?

[Gunshot]

[Hissing]

Helene, Helene, this has got to stop.

Make it stop.

All of you, stay here.

I'll take care of this myself.

Shit.

[Crackling]

[Thunder rumbling]

Shit.

[Screeching]

[Roaring]

Where's the girl, Helene?

[Radio chatter]

[Gunshot]

[Groaning]

[Gunfire]

[Screeching]

There's a huge ship in the sky.

It's headed this way.

It's fantastic.

Another world, she's from another world.

Aren't you?

Well, happy new year, girls.

And Vick.

Come on.

Join the party.

[Roaring]

[Booming]

MALE VOICE (ON RADIO): [inaudible] you should see

The size of this fucking thing.

It's big as [inaudible].

[Radio scanning]

[Screeching]

[Lasers shooting]

[Yelling]

[Screeching]

[Yelling]

Fuck you.

[Gunshot]

[Radio scanning]

MALE VOICE (ON RADIO): Happy new year.

Are you having a great time?

You've got be fucking joking.

[Gunshot]

[Bagpipes playing]

Mama, Mama.

[Speaking french]

You must leave now.

[Speaking french]

These are your own people.

[Speaking french]

You cannot stay here.

MONIQUE: [speaking french]

Go, go, go, go.

Go now.

Go, go,

MONIQUE: [speaking french]

[Crying]

MONIQUE: [speaking french]

[Birds singing]

VOICEOVER: The future is always a mystery.

The past, a puzzle.

We never found out the whole history of Helene and Monique.

We are left to wonder.

But the example of this new mysterious child

Will have to be enough.

For in this chaotic and savage world,

If we cannot put our faith in our children,

Wherever they may come from, then

What can we put our faith in?

[Music playing]