All language subtitles for Younger (US) 6x01 - Big Day

Good morning.

Good morning.

Ow.

Are you okay?

We gotta talk about your bed.

What's wrong with my bed?

It's somewhat child-size.

It's cozy.

Ooh, my neck says differently.

Ah.

I know why your neck is sore.

And thank you.

Mm.

Mm-kay.

As much as I would love to...

Big day.

Big day.

Yeah.

This must be weird for you.

I'm fine.

I'm looking forward to
having some free time.

And I'm going to start by
reading the entire newspaper.

They still make those?

And then, uh...

I may just go buy my girlfriend

a real bed.

Well, as long as you're
in it when she gets home,

she won't complain.

Have a wonderful day.

And tell Kelsey that she
can call me anytime.

- Bye.
- Love you.

And he didn't say anything?

I didn't give him a chance.

You just walked out?

No, it was more like I threw
a verbal grenade and ran.

Ah, finally. Hi.

Wait, I thought you were
joking about the steadicam.

No, no. I'm shooting
her for social today.

Hi.

Can we hurry? It's freezing out here.

Kelsey, listen to me.

You are a role model
for every young girl

with an English degree
who wants to believe

that she didn't throw away
four years of her life, okay?

You are the youngest publisher
in New York right now,

and you are defining a cultural moment.

We have to do this right.

Don't oversell me, because
I'm nervous enough as it is.

Project confidence,

because everyone is
secretly shitting inside.

- Who said that?
- You did,

my first week at work, and
I'll never forget it.

- Oh.
- You got this, Kels.

Cute. Okay, now let's get an entrance.

- Okay.
- Yes.

Good, great. Now... wait, wait, wait.

Kelsey, now look back like,

"I own this skyscraper
and everything in it."

No.

Kelsey, no... wait. Kelsey,
this is important.

Yes, I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it.

Good morning, ladies.

It's your big day, Kelsey.

Ms. Heller,

this is a surprise.

Kelsey hired Lauren

as our social media strategist.

It's more of a consulting position,

but I'd love to discuss
it with you further.

Yeah, I'm a... I'm a big
value-add for you, Zommy.

You call the shots, Kelsey.

You're the boss.

Uh, be honest.

How many times did you
two clear this desk?

We didn't.

I mean, we alm... we almost...
We almost did.

Okay, your lying game used
to be so much stronger.

You okay?

I am so happy for you, Kelsey.

And I will do everything
I can to support you.

It's just, he gave up a lot for me.

Yeah, he did.

I know that this is his family legacy,

and we're gonna make it
stronger than it's ever been.

I love you.

Aww. You didn't even run away.

Well, hello.

Hi. You must be Maggie.

Wow. The height I expected,

but she failed to mention the abs.

Don't worry.

The male form does very little for me.

Come sit down.

Ah.

So...

Liza's been through a lot.

Uh, yeah, I'm aware.

And from what I understand, so have you.

I have.

Well, sometimes it makes two people

perfect for each other.

Hmm.

And other times, those two people

can drag each other down like anchors.

I would never do that to Liza.

No one ever does it on purpose.

You know, I didn't even
know I was pregnant

until I was, like...

- 13 weeks along.
- Oh.

And when I found out,
I wanted to tell you.

But it's such a difficult
conversation to have.

And then I felt the baby kick.

And for the first time,
everything seemed real,

and I knew I had to tell you.

Wait, wait, you felt the baby kick?

It happens all the time.

Would you like to feel?

Uh...

yeah.

Yeah, I'd love to.

There.

Oh!

Wow.

Hello.

I can't believe I have an office,

an actual door that closes.

Okay, full disclosure: I
have done it on this desk.

I've done it under the desk.

I've used that little stool

to prop and elevate my hips.

And...

Oh, wow, look. It's Josh.

Oh, uh, have you spoken to him?

Why? Is something wrong?

You should probably just talk to him.

Knock, knock.

Settling in okay?

So far, so good.

Well, don't get too comfortable,

'cause we have a problem.

Uh-oh.

_ - _

I got an advance copy of
the Page Six blind item.

It's dropping any minute.

But we're covered, right?

I mean, that's the whole reason why

Charles stepped down as publisher,

so our relationship could go public.

Read the headline.

"What publisher made a hasty exit

thanks to an affair with a
28-year-old associate?"

If you come forward
with your real age now,

guess who people are going to assume

is the 28-year-old associate?

Me?

Yeah.

- Ew.
- Ew?

Well, he's, like, 20 years
older than me, Liza.

We can run a correction, say I'm 42.

My investor group is gonna
have a hard enough time

dealing with news of the affair.

It's not an affair.

He's still legally married, correct?

Correct.

They're not gonna be able
to deal with identity fraud

on top of that.

Let's just keep the age
thing status quo for now.

- But I thought we agreed...
- We did.

But we have to be strategic.

We are launching a groundbreaking

publishing company run
entirely by women.

That is our story.

Let's not turn it into a
pity party about ageism.

Well, now it all makes sense:

the promotion, the secrecy.

Congratulations, Kelsey.

You bottomed your way to the very top.

I got this.

Diana, wait. It's not what you think.

- Don't.
- But...

I don't care if she is your friend.

I don't care if she didn't
mean for it to happen.

- No...
- If you say one more word

in her defense, I will
never speak to you again.

Diana.

It's not Kelsey. It's me.

It's me!

I'm... I'm the 28-year-old associate

having an affair with the publisher.

Diana, please. Wait. Let me explain.

What's there to explain?

It's a story as old as time:

the assistant sleeping with the boss.

I am so sorry I kept this from you.

It's new, and...

we didn't want it to come out like this.

Close the door on your way out.

_

Liza Miller?

Mm-hmm.

The yodeling mom?

She's the woman in your
office who faked her age?

Get outta here.

This stays between us.

Pauline knows about
her, not about her age.

I'm not saying anything.

Who'd believe it?

Why would you do this to yourself?

I can't explain it.

When... when I'm with her...

I feel free.

But she cost you your whole business,

everything you worked for.

That was my decision.

What the hell are you gonna
do the rest of your life?

You can't be retiring in your 40s.

I'm going to take a little
time and figure it out.

Well, don't take too much time.

It's not easy for guys our age.

Look at Empirical...

The young eclipsing the old.

If you don't have a big
Instagram account these days,

you won't even get an interview.

Thank you for the surprise invitation.

Mwah, mwah.

I'm just glad you were available.

I wasn't.

I'm just dying to hear

how the regime change
is going at Millennial.

Do Kelsey's feet reach the
floor in Charles' seat?

Well, let's just put it this way:

if you hear of anyone

looking for a senior
marketing executive,

please let me know.

Oh.

Okay.

I'll make some inquiries...

But discreetly.

I'll keep it quiet.

Oh, Redmond, if I had
wanted it kept quiet,

I would have never come to you.

Can we see the champagne list, please?

Oh!

Let's move on to the FOH and the VOH,

most of which is title-specific,

represented by the TSC line.

But here's where it gets
really interesting.

We expense PP&B plus
royalty very differently

in the company P&L than
in each title's P&L.

And the reason is this...

Um, can I interrupt you
for one sec, Ramesh?

Too fast? I could start over.

No.

I need to pull back from these details

and just ask a few basic questions.

Is the company making money?

Quite the opposite.

Okay, so we are... Are losing money.

Every day.

As you see here, our
revenue keeps falling

further and further behind our costs.

Okay, I thought your investor group

was making up the difference.

We are, month by month,

but it would help if
you could make cuts.

Anyway, strong start. I'm excited.

We've got some good soil.

Wait, are you leaving?

Yeah, I've gotta go to the airport.

Davos again. Oof.

Happy cost-cutting.

So what's going on with you?

Let me guess. You took
the job at Chicky.

Nope.

What happened?

They found out about your dicky?

Uh, let's just say I got some
other irons in the fire.

All right, well, that's a nonanswer.

Yeah, because nothing's firm yet.

Nothing at all?

Hey, hey, hey. Eyes up here.

Hey, tell me about your work.

How was your first day
of being queen boss?

It's harder than I thought.

It's all spreadsheets and
forecasts and budgets

and everything except actual books.

And I really want to
forget about it tonight...

and maybe share one of these with you.

A Room For Two.

That looks good.

Mm-hmm.

But while I'm figuring out my career,

maybe we should just stay friends.

- Are we friends?
- Of course.

Friends watch each other's backs,

and something's going on behind yours

that you need to know about.

Diana's looking for a new job.

- What?
- Yeah.

I heard it from Redmond.
Don't lose Diana.

She's the best marketing person
that I've ever worked with.

I need a drink.

Hey, friend to friend,
get an herbal tea.

Right.

Excuse me.

Tequila, rocks, please.

So I don't understand. Clare's
living in New York now?

Yeah, I... I guess she's
been here for months.

She got a job in the gaming
division at Google in Dublin,

and then they transferred her here.

Mm. That's interesting.

So she's a professional gamer.

- Maggie.
- No, I'm just saying.

I mean, we don't even
know if it's Josh's kid.

She says she hasn't
been with anyone else.

Well, then she won't mind
taking a paternity test.

That feels like a weird thing
to ask her to do, right?

You know what would be weird?

You paying 18 years of child support

for a baby that's not yours.

This baby deserves to know
who his or her father is.

Can they even do that test
before the baby's born?

I don't know.

How soon can you test for paternity?

You can test for paternity

as early as eight weeks into pregnancy.

- Right.
- Wow.

So what do you think I should do?

Things to do in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

My book is called "The Glass Cliff."

Our research shows that when companies

appoint women to their C-suites,

they experience a 27%
decline in revenue.

Why?

Why are women underperforming?

Huh. Maybe they're not
as aggressive as men?

- Hmm.
- Or maybe they're

too aggressive, which hurts morale,

which then hurts sales.

Or maybe we shouldn't be
blaming the women at all.

Maybe the women are
being set up to fail.

Okay, what do you mean?

Female CEOs inherit distressed companies

far more often than their
male counterparts.

When an institution is in crisis,

the next man up usually gets the ax.

So why not make him a woman?

Are you saying corporate boards are

purposely scapegoating women?

It's more likely an
unconscious gender bias.

But it's real, and it
happens over and over:

Marissa Mayer at Yahoo,

Mary Barra at General Motors,

Theresa May with Brexit.

Women finally make it to the top,

only to discover they're standing

on a glass cliff

that can shatter at any moment.

Excuse me, I'm gonna go get some air.

- No one is setting you up.
- You don't know that.

Finances are cratering here.

Okay, why not find someone to blame,

fire them, and then restructure?

- No one is firing you.
- Unless I fail.

You are not going to fail.

You have a great team. You
have me, Charles, Diana...

Yeah, maybe not Diana.

What are you talking about?

Zane told me that she's job-hunting.

Is that why she missed
the pitch meeting?

I've called her a million times today,

and I can't get her to pick up.

Well, then we gotta go find her.

Hey.

Enzo, hi, we were hoping
to speak to Diana.

She's not here.

She said she wanted to be alone,

that she was having some sort of crisis.

A crisis?

Did she use that exact word?

Mm-hmm.

Ugh. It's even more crowded
than the last time.

Okay, I know she's here.

Let's just split up and take separate...

? So hold this moment fast ?

Wait, I hear her.

- ? And live and love ?
- Right there!

Go.

? And make this moment last ?

? Because the best of
times is now, is now ?

? Is now, is now ?

? Is now, is now ?

Diana.

What... no! No, no, no, no! No!

This is my sanctuary.

Okay, well, you're not
returning my phone calls.

I am so sorry, Diana.

I should've told you about Charles.

I could give you a million reasons

why we wanted to keep it
quiet, but it doesn't matter.

I'm just...

I'm so sorry.

- Hmm.
- Listen, Diana...

I want you to know how much I
respect you and value you.

I want to make you our
top-salaried employee.

You can't afford that, Kelsey.

She'll divert part of her salary to you.

I need you at Millennial.

Ah.

But you see, that's the problem.

I'm not a millennial.

And it's just a matter of time
before the digital natives

chop off my head, so...

If you'll excuse me.

Diana.

I have an idea.

Wait, what are you doing?

I'm not sure, but Diana loves this song,

and we have to try something.

Oh, my God. You're right.

What are we supposed to do now?

No. Are you serious?

? Tumble out of bed and
stumble to the kitchen ?

? Pour myself a cup of ambition ?

? And yawn and stretch and
try to come to life ?

? Jump in the shower and
the blood starts pumping ?

? Out on the street, the
traffic starts jumping ?

? Folks like me on the
job from nine to five ?

? Working nine to five ?

? What a way to make a living ?

Don't encourage them.

? Barely getting by ?

? It's all taking and no giving ?

? They just use your mind ?

? And they never give you credit ?

? It's enough to drive you ?

? Crazy if you let it ?

? Ooh-ooh ?

? They let you dream just
to watch 'em shatter ?

? You're just a step on
the boss man's ladder ?

? But you've got dreams
they'll never take away ?

? You're in the same boat
with a lot of your friends ?

? Waiting for the day
your ship will come in ?

? When the tide's gonna turn ?

? And it's all gonna roll your away ?

? Working nine to five ?

? What a way to make a living ?

? Barely getting by ?

? It's all taking and no giving ?

? They just use your mind ?

? And they never give you credit ?

? It's enough to drive you ?

? Crazy if you let it ?

? Working nine to five ?

? For service and devotion ?

? You would think that I ?

- Oh, my God.
- What?

People in the '80s

only worked from 9:00 to 5:00.

- Oh.
- Josh, hi.

Hi.

Are you okay?

Uh, yeah. I guess.

I got the test results back today.

And?

And...

I'm, uh...

gonna be a dad.

Holy shit.

Josh.

Wow.

Yeah.

Josh, you're gonna make
such a great father.

You think so?

I'm 100% sure.

- Congratulations.
- Thanks.

Wow.

I'll see you at work tomorrow, okay?

- Okay.
- Wow.

You freaking out?

Yep. I am.

Don't worry.

I'm, uh... I'm kind of a baby whisperer.

- Hmm.
- I know all the tricks.

Good.

I'm gonna need you around
for this, for real.

No problem.

I got you.

It's funny, really.

You and I broke up because

you didn't want me to have
to give up having a kid.

Now I'm having a kid, and...

you're with someone else.

Timing.

Yeah, timing.

Good morning.

Is that coffee?

Old habits die hard.

Apparently so did whatever
it is you're wearing.

Uh...

I'm so happy you stayed.

Are we working, or are
we mewling like kittens?

Hey, Maggie. Everything okay?

Uh, yeah, someone just
sent you a new bed.

What?

With everything.

I just texted you a pic.

Oh, my God. It's gorgeous.

Wait till you feel the sheets.

They're like butter.

I'm gonna have to call you back.

I gotta go thank someone.

Okay, well, can you tell him

that our fridge is kind of old too?

Okay. Bye.

- Hi.
- Hi.

What are you doing here?

I didn't know you were really
going to buy me a new bed.

Ah.

You like it?

I love it so much

that I thought I'd spend my lunch hour

thanking you in person.

Mm.

Is it wrong of me to say
that a part of me just...

really misses you there?

Yeah, I really miss being there too.

But it's okay, because I...

I did it for the woman I love.

Did you just tell me you love me?

I think I pretty much had
feelings for you for...

16 years.

What?

Since you were 26, and now you're 42.

It's long enough to know.

Well, good afternoon, you two.

Hello.

What are you doing here?

I'm meeting with Charles.

Oh. About what?

Oh. Just, uh...

just two guys trying to
figure out their next move.

Yep.

Come on in.

So I will see you tonight?

Of course.

- Bye.
- Bye.

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