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The guest is there?

The guest is there?

Tell him to wait

Did you eat your breakfast?

Ask him to leave if he can't wait

But me, White Rose will blacklist him

And no way for him to come interview again

What's going on with you?

Hey Rose

lam afraid I can't do it in car

You are busy with phone calls and checking emails

Shall we call a meeting?

There is a love hotel the next street

maybe...

You stupid jerk

Don't you think me...

the Hong Kong Top TV show host

Will go to such cheap love hotels with you?

What if I being captured by cameras?

My work is so stressful

So you are unhappy now?

Do you want to break up?

Just forget it

Hung Ma

I have known you for 12 years and in a relationship for 12 years

We graduated from same college...

and worked in same broadcasting company

You are still only a senior scriptwriter

But I have bought several new cars and new flats

Hundreds of handbags and thousands of high heels

Why you are not replaced yet?

Because you love me

No, buy only I feel sympathy for you

I don't have any merits. But except that

I cherish old stuffs

I...

Hello. Master Lee?

Now? Okay I will be there right away

Who's that?

Master Lee, the famous fortune teller let me jump the line

lam in a rush. You go home first

It is not easy to get a taxi this moment

So on your way home

go buy something in supermarket first

What's it?

Sanitary pads

How can a man buy such stuffs

They may think I am a freak

Are you asking me...

the Hong Kong Top TV show Host, to go?

I will be in trouble if being recognized

Then please don't use it

I beg your pardon

Okay. I don't care

See how Mosses crosses the Red Sea

Okay. I'll go

Good boy

I have told you not to call me so frequently

So annoying

I won't need to

if someone picks up the phone

Forget about the phone

You always show up so sudden

It scares me

No one picked up the phone, so the only way is to wait downstairs

Love is something you can't force

Take it easy

You are still young Go find another girl

What do you think love is?

End of season sale in fashion stores?

You know I even wear these pants for over ten years

And it's true love now

I won't easily give up

Seems you would never get it

Waste my fucking time

Daughter, still not finish?

Mom, your boyfriend is an idiot

He still can't get it It really drives me crazy

Ling, you come out finally

I miss you so much

Sean, I did tell you thousand times

We are impossible

We look so alike

Just look like a couple

But my birthday doesn't go well with yours

No way to challenge me about this

Good boy

Even we broke up, we are still good friends

Whenever you need me, just give me a call

Okay

So when will you...

return me the money?

You just spoil the mood...

talking about money

Hey man, don't be so stingy

That's right You got to pay the breakup fee anyway

Hey gal it should be your mom to break up with me

Sean, I have been with you a long time

I have brought you pleasure...

no matter physically or mentally

So forget about the money

We are failed to reach a deal, right?

I won't return you the money. So what?

I belong to the triad since twelve

And I always go cycling with Brother Nam and Chicken

Do you want me to call them now?

Sis Ling, just give me your order

This fatty boy wants his money back

And said he always goes cycling with Brother Nam

Fatty, no more cycling use a wheelchair instead

Ling, you...

I don't know who Nam is

But his boss Uncle Cheong is my old client

You want your money back? I can burn you some

Shall we?

No big deal. Just some money loss

I have a date. I got to go

It's on me

So where are we going now?

Shall I give you a ride?

Baby. Oh my QM!

I want one more time please

More?

This is the twice time already Are you okay?

I am so high right now

Let's finish it quick in 15 minutes Okay?

Baby, I have a business meeting

It's time to go

What a pity

Don't use this excuse always

Who are you kidding?

It can't take you more than twenty minutes

Good enough for the time spent in the tunnel

You are right

Sure

Then I better go through your tunnel instead

Shing. You sucker

Aren't you in a meeting?

And now you go sleep with a girl You asshole

Honey, don't you go dinner with your mom?

Why are you here?

Mm

When did you get married?

Why not invite me for a drink?

Hello Mrs Shing

Go drink alone you bitch

You like drinking right?

Okay, you...

Hey, calm down

Go drink the acid

Holy Shit

Baby, help me

Get away. Don't touch me

I don't know you

Baby, you said you will never leave me

No matter what I may become

That night I was drunk and just spouting nonsense

Missus, I really mean to tell you

I really hope you two happily ever after

I know it is only the fault of my husband

I am in a rush Don't bother me anymore

I Won't

Good luck

Thank you

She's gone. Stop rolling

Get up. Shame on you

You should tell earlier

I was just like Donnie Yen

The gal is running fast

Girls nowadays are simple minded

Seems you spent a lot this time

What is that?

Isn't that looks real?

A cotton wool with some Ribenna

Isn't that cool?

That makes me feel sick

What time should we meet? You are an hour late

[MUTE

There are a lot of customers today

I squeezed some time finally

That's actually not too bad about your lateness

At least I could leave some time for having sex

That means my mission is completed

And you should buy me dinner

Not tonight

Why?

I have to meet a VIP tonight

who?

Have the cotton wool first Enjoy

Give me a call anytime

(Ms Wong Chun Chun) (Funeral Service)

HEY

Thank you

You are welcome

Do you have a fire?

Thanks

Hi, lam Shing. And you?

Hung

Sean

I guess...

we all had that thing with Chun Chun

Love affairs?

Bingo I wonder which period you belong to

l am from 2000 to 2001

2004 to 2005

I am 1997, April to May

mmm?

Chun Chun was not grown up yet at that time

Different games for...

Different ages

Although your name means winner...

but don't think you can win all the hearts

You guys better show some respect to Chun Chun

One is gone. Stop the gossip

Let's change another topic

Why not go and have a drink?

As the consolation feast for Chun Chun

My friend had a club newly opened Very cool place

Let's go

Wait, Bro Hung, how about you?

I can go for a while I have a date later...

You got to meet your honey, right?

This bag of pads is for Chun Chun?

Go burn them for her. She is waiting

No way. I have to bring them home

So the one in your home is keep bleeding now?

You better go home and stop the bleeding

Come join us after

See you later

Just kidding

Who will lock you out because of he pads??

There are lockers. Let's go

Hey, where are the lockers?

Aren't you busy tonight?

You finally show up

I miss you so much I can't sleep without seeing you

I won't trust you. Hey, new friends?

Friends? They are my god...

Nope. My good brothers

We have similar tastes

We are very good buddies

Go get a cozy room and some wines

Also some hot gals for my buddies

Okay

Fatty, Wetty-

Smoothly, Crispy. Come

All your gals have ugly names

Say Hello

Boss

This is not ugly, but vivid

So you know their strengths without introduction

Marvelous

Hello, I am Stiffy

They are my friends

Shaky and Softy

Give the boss a warm welcome

Good job

Miss Poon is back

SQ?

(Two years ago)

Did you get drunk and throw up?

Nonsense

Let' hit the bottle

Boss, here are the gals

One by One, hand in hand

There is a seat over here

Sit and serve this handsome

Hello, may I have your name?

My surname is Poon

And your first name?

Do you think I will tell you my real name?

Anyway you got a name?

Call me Miss Poon

Miss Poon?

My surname is Poon and I am single That's why

It's meaningful

Drink or sing?

I prefer to play games

That's good

(A year later)

A pair, Open

I have spent a whole year to win you

Should you have any encouragement to me?

What do you want?

Let's go to have night snack

Nope

Why?

I have never gone out with you

I don't go out with clients

lam just your client?

But we have known each other for a year

I come to meet you for four times a night

We only meet here;

So we are not friends?

Friends? Only here

But not outside

You are too mean

What happens in nightclub stays in nightclub

Shall we sing or drink?

I go to the washroom

That was the last time I met Miss Poon

After that she had never came back

I want your gal. So what?

We are fucking rich

Fuck off you Hongkongese

You guys grab all the milk powders...

and occupy all the rooms

And you even want all our gals

Do you feel embarrassed?

Big bro, relax we can talk about it

Go serve the boss

Hey, those are our gals

Don't worry. Just gals

Don't quarrel about such petty things

Really? I don't want them now

What's going on? You think we are beggars?

I hate those fat guys who don't respect women

Take it

You asshole why you bring guns to nightclub?

Guns are for jobs tomorrow

Big bro I don't feel safe without the tools

Put it away

Got it

Big bro, we don't want anything

Please take all the gals I will pay the bill

Good bye, big bro

They are so nice and even pay the bill for us

Leave the guns for them as souvenir

Anybody want it?

No, No

No thanks. Beware of misfire

Take it

What's going on? Put down the gun

Oh shit

Big bro, where the hell are you?

I am fucking scared

Move. You are going to suffer

No, Sir, it is nothing to do with us

Anyway, come to give a statement in the station

Mm

Sir What?

Please give me a paper bag

What's for?

So embarrassed if being recognized

You thought you were a superstar? Who will recognize you?

Sean

What a coincidence

Senior, I know him

Okay

Go

A moment

You are...

Don't you recognize me?

Dollar

Dollar?

You tutor me when I was eight...

bro Sean

Bro Sean, don't you remember me?

You were the chick who mixed up all the algebra formulas?

It's me

How are you doing?

I am getting married two months later

Where do you work?

Me?

Sun Finance

Yes. Great company

I will come find you when penniless

Just drop by anytime

By the way, why are you here?

I am free

I know you guys always come here...

for business

Right, right

You are so unlucky bumping...

into those criminals

You may go after investigation

Your paper bag

This way

Can you hold my hands to go?

No way. Go

Bro Sean, I'll call you

See you

Keep Walking

Hung

Get in

I asked you to buy the pads

Why are you in the club?

How do you know I was arrested by police?

I have a date during high school...

with superintendent Hung of the Anti Porn team

He called me once you got caught

Ask me to dump you and stay with him

I wonder he is so spoony...

and still loving me

Rose, I am innocent

Do you believe me?

Damn! I don't think you jerk would go messing around

Sure, sure

I just met Master Lee

He said it is a bad year of me Extremely ill luck

So you should free a captive animal

UM m'?

Master said the only way is to organize a joyous event

So, let's get married

Get married?

What's wrong? I am now giving you a title

Then no worries that I would dump you

But I am not ready yet

You are just ready to be a beggar

with such personality and property you have

A big shelter is here for you

You should thank god

So the date of death is...?

I mean the date of the wedding

No worries I will take care of them all

It will be a perfect wedding

You just need to show up early

Man, let's go

Sorry boss, the car breaks down

Damn it

Shall I call a taxi for you?

Whatever, you sucker

Man, how did you tell the driver?

Why he let me off here?

He needs go shitting I can't stop him

I have told you thousand times

Go take the car for checking

Finally it breaks down and we have to walk

Sorry boss I will take it for checking tomorrow

Check, check, check

Bring your mother"

with you as well

I mean for body Check

My mom had gone for nine years

Even your mom opposes me

Yes, yes...

Don't scold Man anymore

We are nearly there

Just a few more steps to go

Walk, walk, walk You stupid jerk

My legs are not for walking

My 44 inches long legs are...

for showing off

Look at this place

This place is running down beggars everywhere

Where are you from?

India

India is a nice place

Is that Flower?

Sis

It's for you

Sis, long time no see I miss you

Let me go, my shirt is costly Don't make it ruffled

Why are you chatting with the beggars?

Beggars?

No wonder they are so nice and asked me to join them

Where had you been these years?

We didn't hear from you Thought you were dead

I traveled around...

and been to half of the world these years

This is...

Your sister-in-law to be

This is the one your parents mentioned

A useless kept man

The scriptwriter never got promoted...

Your name is...

Hung

Bro Hung. Nice to meet you

I know you. Flower

You sis mentioned you

You are that lazy jerk

idling but not working

The idiot that fooling around like a beggar

It's me

Why do you come for me suddenly?

We didn't contact for ages

Sis, I have used up all the money after arriving Hong Kong

Sol planned to work to earn my living

But it's hard to get an accommodation so...

We are sisters. I can offer you a shelter

There are some spaces in my yard

you may camp there

Great, much better than sleeping outdoors

Sis, you are so nice

lam exhausted. Talk later

Man Yes

Bring her to the public washroom How dirty

Need a hand?

Whatever

Yes

Mind your manner

She is your sister anyway

We had different mothers so we are strangers

In my childhood when there was nobody home

I picked the opportunity to throw her out as rubbish

However the cleaning lady brought her back

May be she was her real mom

If you are that hate her why you let her stay

We are getting married soon

We should share our happiness with her

Stop that, don't act like a man

What's up?

Bro West can you give me some more time...

to fix it

I had given you plenty of time

Since Keung was my best buddy

otherwise I won't talk anymore

It's his fault, not mine

He died once we started our business

I paid him a million dollars in cash

And now I get the shop back in return This makes sense

ma:

But the shop means the world to keung

I can't give it up

'?

Big bro we got seats at the restaurant already

I give you a month's time

You better have the money otherwise I won't let you go

Go have tea

Thanks Bro West

Did you order dim sum for me?

When did it happen?

Two months ago I had told him not to drive when exhausted

But he never listened

What kind of business you planned to run?

Ramen shop It will be opened in a month

I quit my job...

and planned to manage the shop together

However everything is fizzled out

May be it is not actually bad

What do you mean?

Life is hard and running business is not easy

The landlord will raise the rental once you have profits

Money doesn’t go into your pocket

The shop means the world to keung

Who cares? You have to earn a living

Otherwise you'll be dead

Why you guys all thinking I am crazy?

I just want to make Keung's dream come true

You are not crazy but stupid Shoulder every responsibility

You will die soon, as your boyfriend

No matter you understand or not I tell you

I will never give up because of Keung

I will manage the shop properly

I have to go now

This script breakdown is nearly finished

You continue

Don't leave me an awful mess

You are longwinded I will hand you tomorrow

Alright then

Hey, look

The girl looks familiar

That is the singer, arrogant Lulu

You know the arrogant Lulu?

Sure. I always masturbating with her photo

They are kissing violently Guess if they will make love on the street?

You mother fucker

You mother fucker

Are you alright?

Alright

Sis?

Go!

Why?

You are not young

Why you still playing such stupid games?

Actually... I am a terrorist

Actually, psychosis is curable

Only if you take medicine

you can behave as a normal people

You can go shopping or go movie

Nobody will discriminate you

Do you think I am insane?

Very obvious

lam not insane I am telling you all real

Trust me

Although you look so cute

But that doesn't mean you are not insane

You are absolutely fucking insane

I can't help It's you who force me to show my true identity

Sis, in fact I am boyfriend of your sister

We are impossible

Take away your hand I am going to show you something

It is something that precious Please leave it for the others

Take away your hand first

Just show me the mobile, why take your shirt off?

I am dripping with sweat

so I take my shirt off

See and you will understand

lsn't that the dancing king?

How come you make fun of Mrs T-rex?

We belong to an underground group called...

Throw your dead head

We pick some greedy big businesses...

and disgusting public figures

Like the arrogant Lulu today

She wears fur it's cruel to those endangered animals

So we have to give her a lesson

Throwing cakes is just child games with low lethality

Really help?

Some members suggest throwing shit

But it is difficult for the collection and logistics

Some members oppose because they feel it too vulgar

In fact you are scared

That's it It's your turn to tell me your story

To be fair

I don't have anything to say

Sis said you are a scriptwriter in the TV station

Tell me which TV drama were written by you

May be I have watched it

You shouldn't have watch any of them

Why?

Because none of my dramas...

are released after shooting

But they keep asking me to write

I suspect the TV station is for money laundering

So weird?

You tell me some names

You mean it?

Come on

In my life of being a scriptwriter

I have three most satisfied dramas

The first one is “Seven Summer Tees”

You know it is something young and happy

The second one is “Hero after vacation“, martial arts thing

The third one I feel most satisfied

it is a scientific called “Detective Kolumbia"

I have watched all of them

It's weird I haven't watched them, but you?

One summer holiday I have been to Nepal for half year

I loved rented movies for leisure

Your dramas are very popular there

lam popular there?

Very popular You may go and develop your career

it may be better than in HK

Who are their superstars?

I have here a photo of the Hugh Laurie

and Mariska Hargitay of Nepal

Have a look

See

I have just added them as friends in facebook Want to be their friends?

Let me think...

Shing. The son of Mr. Fung the diamond baron had came to Hong Kong

You entertain them these few days

Alright, boss

It is my strength to entertain clients

You are brother Shing?

Playboy Fung Yes, I am Shing

You recognized me?

I always see you on the newspaper

You get me this nanny van?

Do you think I am a kid?

Playboy, I will change it tomorrow

Actually I have booked a table for dinner

Let's go

MESH

Somebody is coming?

I am waiting for my girl She is in the toilet

Women spend a century in the toilet

Let's go

We are going for dinner, baby

Cool

Let's go

Yeah, finally we found it

See You can't find these limited edition handbags

even in the specialty shop

But here

Even they are all new style

Where are you taking me to?

I would like to introduce you to my friends

They are there. Go

Coolman. Coolman

Bald head Hung. What a coincidence

Damn it

I have told you not to call my name in the public

What's wrong with you?

We will have a show

You have the show in the Elderly Centre

Will you scare them?

Surely not. They are all deaf

You know it is how difficult...

to find a place for performance?

Luckily the mom of Stupid Head is staying inside

Otherwise you can't get a place even with money

Right, it is me who send her there

But this girl looks so unfamiliar

Your appearance really scared

Didn't your band...

need a drummer?

Right

Let me introduce

She is the sister of my girl called Flower

Say hello

Hello. Nice to meet you

Just came back from oversea A music lover

Beauty, did you learn playing drum before?

I have learned for around three years I can play anytime

If you want to join us show me your skills

You don't mean to play here?

Yes

Please start

What's wrong? Scared?

No way. Come on

Hey, cockroach

Girl, you are great

Welcome to our big family

Am I okay?

Okay

You are extremely great

But you better wear shorts next time

As short as possible

So you can catch the attentions...

of all the men

That's great

You'll be our drummer

Where is your old drummer?

Dead

Hm'?

Starvation

I'm so sorry So what's the name of your band?

We are called“Freaking moment”

Good name

Good, right?

It took us a long time to think of it

Really fits us

If I join you can we change our name?

Better not. It matches you

Why are you so late?

I just had a meeting with the scriptwriters tonight

Why you guys come back together?

I just met him in the bus-stop...

Yes, what a coincidence...

You guys talk. I go to my room

Sit. Come have a seat

What's up?

We are just talking about our wedding

I have just sold...

The broadcasting right to TVB

The whole wedding will be broadcasted on TV

So I get them here to talk about the rundown

Wedding should be just between us

It will be a joke...

If we made that like a TV show

Whatever I am happy with my money as well

See who will have a more happy face

You marry me for money?

Why don't you think in the other way?

You can earn from the wedding Isn't that double joy?

I think we are all tired

I have a date with friend

Talk later

I have to write my new script “Stupid Cop”as well

I have to shoot the film “Iron man 29”

You guys are all so busy

I have nowhere to go

Let's talk for a while

Dance king come and do some warm up

Stand still

Don't go

Right, where was we, Mark?

Where Hung entered the arena

Wait, didn't you say I have to do nothing

in the wedding

But just to attend

You are the leading man It makes sense to have performance

What performance?

Alright I have thought you a great performance

No hard work, no danger

Only to sing

Sing?

See how excited you heard this

I can't sing. I had a bad voice

Don't worry I will write a song that fits your key

You won't be out of tune

No groom has a good voice

No worry. They won't boo you

What do you mean? You ignore everything

You are not giving me face or you don't want to marry?

Anyway I can't sing

I give the song to you instead of Eason Chan

You feel shame of it?

I don't mean that

You are not used to sing a slow song?

Eric better wrote him a dance song then

I teach you to dance

Alright

I won't sing no matter what

If you need me to sing...

then I won't marry. That's it

What's up?

Why are you following me?

To see what you are doing

I am alright

Alright? You were in a rage

It's only to sing

Why so angry?

You won't understand Every time I sing

Somebody will die

What?

Hung, your music teacher complained to me

She said you rejected to sing in class

Why are you so naughty?

I can't sing

Why?

Last night I sang to Lucky

Then he died after

Who is Lucky?

My hamster

No more excuse

Now you sing in front of me

Otherwise I will record you a serious demerit

Understand

lam a teapot fat and short...

Miss, are you okay?

Dead

Today is boss's birthday Come sing a song

(Twenty years later)

Come on. One, two, three

Happy birthday to you...

Wait, Hung

Every time you are not singing in the Karaoke

Come sing me a birthday song as penalty

What?

Come on, Hung

Hey, today is my birthday

Happy birthday to you, happy...

Boss...Are you alright?

Are you alright, boss?

Call the Police

It's really scared

So that's why I don't sing

You should thank me instead

It really upset if not allow to

Sometimes when I am alone

hum

What do you sing?

My

My own songs?

I am afraid somebody will die...

because I sing their songs

I will feel guilty

In case so I sing my own songs

It then made me a song writer

That's great

I am writing a song for a year already

But I can't finish it

Come on, you check it out

See if you can help me to finish it

Alright

How's it? Is it good?

Not bad

Just not bad? I had spent a long time on it

I will help you with that then

When will you finish it?

Bro, song writing needs inspiration

So when will you finish?

Depends

May be a day or two may be a year or two

I am doomed

I will burn to you if you are gone

Please. Help me to finish it

Don't bully me

Don't lean on me

I will not stagger

Don't try to seduce me

lam the boyfriend of your sis

Wham

And you, stop ticking me I'm scared of that

You are scared of this? Then I keep on

Stop it

Don't go

Wait here. I go have a look

But Peter is waiting for us to have lunch

You ask him to wait for a while

Let me take this for you.

Where's Peter?

He is in a meeting

And will have an appointment with clients tonight

He asked me to take you back Let's go

Do you have something to tell me, Shing?

You had been with Playboy a long time?

We met in Taiwan last year

You got married in Taiwan?

You crazy Who told you that?

It's just a rumor Just as if it is real

I have been to Taiwan to find my ex

He was sick and passed away half year ago

You won't tell the others I was...

No worries I want to be the only one who knows it

I had been waiting this chance for long

You know I am not young I can't afford any risk

Why don't you drink?

Bro, this is chocolate. I hate sweet

You drink too much. You'll die soon

Why do you love choco?

When I was small my family lived on the mountain

It snowed every winter. Very cold

Mom would get me...

some chocolate somewhere

She said, you would not feel cold after eating

But the weather is too cold...

and the chocolate became rock-like hard

I can't bite it at all

Mom would then melt it to make a drink for me

I felt so warm after drinking

After years...

I knew because of the chocolate

She had to walk a far way...

to a store at the bottom of the mountain

One day, she had never came back again

Later I knew...

she was hit by a car

Just outside the shop

Are you okay?

Shit. It's so hot

Yours seems not too hot Why is mine so hot?

Why are we coming here? It is desolated here

I want to tell you something

Why don't we talk at home? We are in the same house

Something we can't do it at home

mm;

Most important is not to let your sis know

What? You better behave

Come here

What are you doing?

Come I'll scream

You should tell me early

I wrote this for several nights Please listen

How's it?

Five, six, seven, eight

What?

I am Happy

So?

This song is excellent

But you won't need to dance

I had been living...

in a tribe in Africa called Gulu Gulu

There was a dance called Joyful dance

When we are happy we will dance for the God

To show him our happiness

One more thing

What?

I like you very much

Flower, wait

I am the boyfriend of your sister we are impossible

Don't hide from yourself You don't like my sis in fact

But...

Hung, do you like me?

Yes

That's alright then

No way We are doomed if your sis knows this

We elope together

Where to?

South pole

Next month our group will go South Pole saving penguins

You go with me

South Pole? Is there TV?

What am I going to do?

whatever

Just only we can stay together

Hello

Bro Sean

muscular West is pulling down my shop

Come help me

What?

Take away her dishes...

and all the furniture as interest

Please don't

Hey, what's going on?

Stop. Stop

Bro Sean

please help to beg them not to take my stuffs

I can't do business without them

Who are you man?

Relax. We can figure out a way

No way

I have sold my shop

This will be a drug store next month

Sis, I have told you

It's better to sell milk powder instead

How about the traffic accident insurance claim for Keung?

He drove after drunk, so no benefits now

I thought she would then have the money Wasting my time

Is that true?

You better think this way

Seize the last month being the boss here

Complete your dream of being the boss

That's it. Bye

Go

Wait

Get off my way What do you want?

I just want to keep the shop

I just want my one million dollars back

Keung owed me

You won't disturb her anymore if you get your money back

Whit'?

So you will return the money for her

Estimate your strength before you act

Otherwise get away

Alright

I'll pay for her, the one million dollars

Stop bragging Bro Sean

You go crazy?

It's alright. I'll take care of it

You bragger, how can I trust you?

This is my name card

Hey, Big business. Okay, trust you

Come find me anytime

One month, okay?

You are really great

Keung has just gone

And soon you find another man supporting you

Women can always earn money easily

Bro, you are a woman as well

Fuck off

Why are you telling them my secret?

I promise to pay you back. So please go

Alright

Wait, put down the things

Heard that? Put down the things then go

I brought this myself

Get away!

Bro Sean, are you crazy?

This is totally nothing to do with you

It's alright. I will take care of it

Bro Sean, thanks

I really don't know how to pay you back

Bro Sean, better pick up your call first

Buddy, long time no see come out for a drink

What's up? lam in a hurry to raise 1 million dollars

Long time no see, lets have some wine first

I want one million dollars Hey, Fatty

Fatty I want to withdraw one million dollars

I bring you to withdraw money

Do you have one million dollars?

One million

Take your time. We will be back soon

To tell the truth

You won't have things...

With you like guns, right?

You do think we are nuts?

Guns are used for the robbery tomorrow

$3

Get some indian beauties

And enjoy the night

Then we will be energetic enough...

For the robbery tomorrow

Great

It is touch screen

Why no response?

You fatty, finished or not?

Why no money? I'll take the card back

The card get stuck

Come out

You fatty...

You look so familiar Oh, I recognize you guys

Who are you?

I am Bald Wong

Last time we played with the girls together

What a coincidence

Don't try to go this time

Stubborn. Power. Damnit

Take them into the washroom

They are not our cups of tea

How about you two?

I mean to beat them up in the toilet

so not to block the pathway

Show me you are civilized

Yes

You stop

You don't bring your gun

but a grenade?

We don't use guns in our hometown

But suicidal attack. See

Really?

License checking Turn on the lights and off the music

Call for support. Call the SDU

Go. Fall back

Why I have to fleeing again? Shit

Sorry, it's my fault

I have brought you to a clip joint

Please blame me

It's nothing to do with you.

I know you will embroil us. Used to it

HEY

You guys not that worse

Money and women according to the words of my idol

They will always come in the future

Really? I don't think you will be richer than Playboy

And Miss Poon will come back...

to you without a reason

Stop upsetting me anymore

I really want to catch him red handed

mm I

Miss poon will see his true identity

Cool

Do you mean...

I should get a guy to date my girl?

And he pretends to be rich like Playboy

Then I can run away

And even earn money from that

It's easy just to talk about it

Wait, something comes up to my mind

What's it?

Shut up. Let me think

I can think of something too

Wait. No...

I can think of something too

Rose, I think the car is breaking down

I have told you to change this old car

Just a rubbish, like you

Break down seven times a month

This car has some meaning to me

Like you

I won't replace you even I feel bored

Nobody will feel bored of me

Whatever

I don't want to see him tonight

It's so hot

When will the trailer come? I need to go recording

I'll call to check

Hung? Long time no see

Fung? Long time no see

Who is that?

Primary school classmates

I didn't know...

You have such a rich classmate

The rick won't be friends with us

Where are you going? I can take you a ride

No, thanks Yes, please

Okay

lam going to the TVB Can drop me there?

Okay, no problem

You wait for the trailer then. Let's go

Okay. Let's go

Bye, Hung

That land needs 50 billion dollars?

Anyway...

I didn’t buy anything yet today

If you are able to buy that land

Please don't talk to me

Okay? Wasting my time

Wait, please buy me private planes

'Wm

Not private plates. You Stupid

My Filipino maid has just given birth to a twins

I don't want them to fight There will be no fighting in my home

Okay? Okay, bile

playboy

What kind of business do you run?

Every kind

No matter paid or not.

I am doing charity

Miss Rose are you heading back to TVB?

Yes, please

Miss Rose...

Do you mind to get off here?

What's the problem?

Because I don't want anyone to see me in TVB

Why?

Actually I see in Virginia Lok

I would like to buy the TVB for her

Please don't tell the others

otherwise the stock price would fluctuate

I got it

Okay, very good

This is my name card. Keep in touch

Sure, sure

You make me feel so hot

Rose

Yes?

Can I call you Rose?

Sure

Actually I am your fan

Really? Thanks Playboy

You are welcome

We should keep in touch

No problem, you are so hot woman

I like this TVB too, you know

I'll buy you this TVB then

How about Virginia Lok?

I can buy her ATV instead

Great, thank you Playboy

You are welcome

That girl I can handle

But how about Playboy?

For this lustful boy

I have a plan

I need more manpower

I can offer you manpower

I have friends like role playing

The problem is...

we have no way to get out of here

Shit

What's going on?

You can hardly find anybody in such a grand hotel

I can't stand it I must complain to my agency

Complain him

Why are you so agitated? Calm down

How can I be calm?

The top eight models in Singapore are here

We don't want to be high profile

We are coming to do catwalk outwardly

But our real mission is to provide sex service

You look so familiar

I don't know you

I know you

You are the son of the Diamond Baron Prince Diamond

Lower your voice

sorry

I don't want people to know I am back

Actually I admire you for long

I have read all your interviews

How much?

I love your nickname on the web

Just like you

Which one?

The lucky sperm

Isn't that cute?

Your friends?

Those are the models of my company

Coming from Singapore to do the calendar shooting

All of them together?

Yes, I'll introduce them to you

Yeah

Hey girls

Greet the boss

Boss

Greet the boss, top models

Nice to meet you

Good manners

We are going to hold a private pool side party

You want to join us?

I won't go to too crowdy places

I can't help then

Let's go to the pool in my villa

I am an easy going person

Do you have a name card?

Yes, just a moment

Playboy, please treat me kindly

Depends how you behave

Usually I am not interested...

in the girls of the club

But the madam

Who's that?

My friend

Don't cheat me He's not your friend

Who is that?

Loan shark

Why are you borrowing money from loan shark?

I don't want to burden you

This shop is Keung's

nothing to do with you

I'll take care of it It's none of your business

There is no reason...

You treat me so good

It doesn't need a reason

I'll let you help me...

if we have some kind of relationship

Bro, I really need the money

When will we take action?

I need the money to help Dollar's shop

We have to wait for calls

Be patient

I didn't hear Rose mentioned about Playboy these few days

I don't think they can stand it

Playboy is calling

It's Rose

What should we do?

Pick up the call

Okay, good

Okay

What did he say?

He wants to meet

Time?

Five tomorrow

Wham'?

In his office

He suggests to meet at my hotel

But I don't have any hotel. Shit

What should we do?

Let's try to meet together

Dude, I can pretend as an Indian

But not a millionaire. Okay?

WK MM

You have a method?

I will hide a microphone on Mon

When she meets Playboy

You follow whatever Playboy says

Sean, this apartment is...

to be your home

But this is a model home

The furniture are so expensive Don't touch

You can't afford to buy any one of them

Welcome Hi

You really like banana

Take a seat

Take a seat

But there are no chairs...

Where?

The furniture are on the way from kolkata

You want some drink?

How about Whisky?

You want some drink? Whisky?

Okay

WM

Damm, nothing in here

Let skip the drinking part

Shall we go into the room for a chat?

Okay

This way please

Why don't you come in?

I am coming

Cheers

Do you miss me?

How are you doing? Do you miss me?

Don't ever ask me such questions You made me embarrassed

I miss you so much I see you in my dreams every night

I miss you so much

I dreamed of you every night

Oh, I miss you too

Pardon?

Pardon what?

I feel so surprised to hear that

Let's talk business

Let's talk business

I would like to make a movie and you will be the leading actress

I want you to be my leading actress

How do you know I long for it?

I know nothing about acting

I am very shy

I won't feel shy at all

Take this opportunity

See how you behave

See how you behave then

Sure, I understand

I will do whatever you request

When I first saw you

I knew you were also a Leo

You can do all lengths But I like it

Boss

Excuse me, please sign this first

Thanks boss

What are you doing?

MEAN

lam shy. I feel so scared

It seems you look something different

Really?

Oh no, Rose What are you doing?

I can do it and even do everything

Hello? Hello?

Who are you talking to?

UP, UP. up. Harder

Photos again? You really photo lover

Up, up. Harder

Photos again? You really photo lover

Oh you love taking pictures

You prefer handheld...

or camera fixed?

I am not talking to you

Who are you talking to?

You like role playing?

You made me feel hot

Iced tea and toasts

Ali No. 2% Ho Man Tin...

Iced tea and toasts

Ali No. 2% Ho Man Tin...

Quick, I am so hungry

Do you have buns?

I am hungry, Give me buns also

Leave the small buns later

Have the big buns first

Your thing is too big Take it out first

Otherwise I can't get in

Your thing is too big Take it out first

Otherwise I can't get in

You are challenging me

Crazy, I am out

lam burning hot now

Can't stop

Oh my god

Come on baby

Why are you taking me here?

I'll show you something

About what?

To show you the true identity of your dream man

What is going on with you again?

Fatty, are you okay?

Fail

You see

Winnie I can't believe you are coming

Winnie

Lets leave them alone I guess they want to have a talk

I guess they want to have a talk

You want to catch me red handed?

Should be very easy But what a pity

Because you have a greedy partner

She betrayed you

One more thing

I have told your boss He said you are fired

You are not smart enough to play this game

Why you betrayed me? For money?

Not for money

For what then?

For you

What are you talking about?

I like you and I don't want you to go with Miss Poon

ls there anything you want to say?

I am wordless

You think I am nuts?

Or I am really that stupid

To fall in love with that Kung Fu Panda?

When did you see through our trick?

Listen

There are around 30 thousands priceless bachelors in Hong Kong

I know one seventh of them

Three quarters of them

Had been going out with me

If he can really afford...

Two private jets

As toys for the sons of the maid

I must know him

And do you know what the biggest loophole is?

Where?

I have visit this flat last week

And prepare to pay a deposit

Forget it

I have made an appointment for you

who?

Flower

For what?

So you can break up with her

Why?

I knew you were couple

This is not a secret anymore

So...

I am going to tell you everything

I love Flower

I won't break up...

with her

Rose, I can't stand you anymore

I have never known that...

you are so manly

But I tell you

I have evidence of Flower throwing cakes and destroying public properties

I will show them to the police

You like her so much go visit her later in jail

That's your sister How can you do that?

We have different mothers

We are fighting for the same boy so she is my enemy

Rose, can you just let her off?

Only if you break up with her

You are so vicious

Don't force yourself to do it

I'll be a good citizen and call superintendent Hung

I promise you. I will do it

Good

But not that simple

You should read this out word by word

Ten most sucking reasons for breaking up

I really need to thanks the forum

I search there yesterday and found the most brilliant ones here

Read this out

Word by word otherwise she is doomed

Ni

Why do we come here?

I see You want to make our love nest here?

It's really beautiful The balcony is so big

Come on

I have something to tell you

Yes?

Let's break up

Pardon?

I think it over

Actually we are very different people

we shouldn't stay together

Everyone is different

We can accommodate

But our birthdays do not match at all

If we stay together

either of us will meet a violent death

I scared of nothing

Only if I can stay with you I am not scared

But I am scared

I want to concentrate on work

I have no time for dating

You can always spare some time for dating

Even busy like Obama or Brad Pitt

They all have family and kids

Let say the timing isn't right

May be I didn't meet you at the right time

And I don't want to disappoint you at the wrong time

You can never find the right timing for love

But just the right person And you are my Mr. Right

I am going to start personal attack

You have things that I really hate

Your costume is especially weird

You dress like you are made in USA

Are you the Captain America? Do you want a shield?

You...

I'm not yet Finished

Do you think you have a good voice?

No. You sing badly

Your voice is awful

Rock music doesn't mean just to sing loud

I really want to kill myself...

after hearing you singing

You are done yet?

There're more

Could you finish your meal faster?

And you make some horrible noise when eating

I though I was watching 3D Piranha...

when seeing you eating

Anyway this is the last thing but not least

Your skin is so bad

Just rough like a pork chop

So hard that you can't stab with a fork

My friends gave me a nickname

“Barbeque fork" Tailor made for pork chops

I can change

Only if I can stay with you I can change whatever

There is something you can't change

I like boys now

Do you need to give such excuses?

You rascal

You don't have to hurt me in this way

Flower

I have my reason

It's for your good

You will understand me some day

Actually I want to tell you

I have bought tickets to go South Pole with you

But I don't need them now

I won't forgive you

Dollar I have been seeking you for two days.

Please call me back when you hear this message

Yes?

Sir, you are finally back

What's going on?

There is a guest waiting for you

Who?

You better go and see

Dollar?

Dollar...

Mr. Yip?

Who are you?

Do you remember me? I am Dollar

You were my tutor

The one always forgot the algebra formulas

I don't know you

When did I tutor you?

How do you know...

my name then?

You are not Dollar This is Dollar

You know Soho'!?

Bobo?

Sure, she is my old colleague

It really sucks...

if being recognized.

You think you are a superstar? Who will recognize you?

Dollar, what happened?

Can you see that fatty?

He was my tutor when I was in form two

Who knows I would meet him here

What a coincidence. Go say hello

I don't think he want people to know this

Being arrested by the Police

I better go that way It would be embarrassed to meet

What's his name?

Sean

Bobo, talk later I need to go now

I'm getting mad

The fraud came to our station last month

Cheating all my colleagues three million dollars...

and ran away

I trust him

but he cheated all my money

Otherwise I won't come to restructure my debts

What's going on?

You are also coming for Bobo?

You asshole loan shark

You made her shop...

Closed down

Hey wait

Who sis the loan shark? who is Dollar?

It's you

I have seen you quarreling with her

lam not the loan shark It's you

We've been together for three years

I was the high school teacher of Bobo

Who is that fatty?

No more questions...

What's going on?

You had helped me a lot I don't want to burden you

Why you borrow money from loan sharks?

I can handle. Leave me alone

Why he goes together with you?

He said If I don't pay him back he will take over the shop

So he comes everyday

How much do you owe him?

No more questions

Tell me

One and a half million dollars

My wife agreed to divorce

And the house in Canada had been sold

I can return that one and a half million dollars for you

Why are you so kind to me?

I want to be with you

My lawyer is calling

I will come to the shop tonight

Remember I will prepare some soup for you

Did you give the money to Dollar?

Sorry, Bobo

Yes

Then?

Then she disappears

I have checked that ramen store

Bobo has rented the shop for two months

Obviously she was a fraud

How about that muscular West?

She always came dunning for money

Do you mean the big guy...

with a big voice?

Yes

That's the mother of Bobo I had dinner with her several times

Her mother?

Yes, her mother

Fatty how much did she cheat you?

She didn't cheat me

So why are you so upset?

Sentiment is priceless

Hope we can swap

She cheated several million dollars from me

Why there are plots everywhere?

Why do you have a sinister face?

But so stupid

I have a sinister face

But I am so upright deep in my heart

Don't talk nonsense. Let's go to find Bobo

Please tell me once you found her

Just if I can find her

Dollar

Why you turn into counterfeit money?

(Three months later)

Why are you tracking me?

You are my gal so I should know everything of you

What do you know?

Just a bit I know you are called Miss Poon

Hey, actually did you serve me before?

So are we going to break up?

Let's get married next month

Why?

A big birthday gift to my dad

You look like my mom who is gone

My father will be so happy to see you

Just that simple?

No. I heard some news

My brother will announce marriage with his first lover

I should get married as well

You don't care about my past?

None of my ex had been a prostitute

But all of them look like prostitutes

Only you are the exception

Thanks for your appreciation

You are welcome

Anybody here to serve us?

Anybody?!

My dear guests

Shing? You become a captain?

Not bad, you can get a job so quick

Under this bad economy , smart

I want a bottle of wine please

I am going to make an announcement

We are getting married

I didn't promise you yet

If you don't promise me who are you gonna promise to?

Yawn warm mm

So I am your Mr. Right

Captain Wine. Go

No hurry. Wait for me

Brother, long time. This is...

Let me introduce

this is Winnie, you sister in law to be

This is my brother and his first lover

Honey, I am hungry I want ice cream

I want a banana ship

Bigger banana and...

more ice cream

Is she alright?

She is retarded otherwise she won't see in my brother

But your brother seems retarded rather

Please walk faster

Speak upon my permission

Don't embarrass me

Hey sworn brothers

Long time no see You still look good

I won't die before you

Sworn brother...

you are still so despicable

You had never come out with your boyfriend

What made you do that today?

I am going to make an announcement

You finally announce that your breast is fake

It's none of your business

I want to tell my god father...

about my marriage

He loves me so much

I wonder if he would give me...

an estate or a private plane

Shit. That bitch is so arrogant

They are also getting married

Obviously they are copying us

We are brothers We should be united to fight the enemies

Agree. Let's have a truce

And fight her together

Why a grand hall like this

Have no background music at all?

Captain do you have a live band?

It's so cheap

Everybody

This is an important day for“Freaking moment“

We are no longer underground

Cheer up and good show

Good

You bad girl

Flower, long time

Why didn't you tell me when you moved?

I...

Do you want to hide from someone?

How are you doing?

Flower, we miss you so much

Come to visit us when you have time

And you have to come early...

in our wedding

Be my bridesmaid

Bald head Hung

how can you treat her like this?

I look down on you

The one with tattoo all over

How come you scold at me boy?

You tattoo weirdo

I would beat that bitch up if I were you

I will call the police if you come close

Security, please bring them away

mm

You shut up Security

Who dare to kick my friends out?

God father?

God father

God father

They are your friends?

We are not only friends We play music together

Come on. One, two, three

Freaking

God father tell me if you need a band

I can even invite Beyond to come

We don't want that cheap band

There music is quite good

Full of anger and hunger

God father

Don't lose your temper, beauty

Okay? Let's get ready

Get lost

Everybody is here? You are really early this time

Dad, it is your big day

We can't be late

Okay. Let's have some music

Handsome. Music please

Yo, yo, yo. Check this out

This is“Freaking moment"in the house

You should better go to hell

lam still alive because I am cheap

You are not died yet

I really have to say congratulations

I...

Come have dinner first

Excuse me, is Yoyo here?

Who are you looking for my honey?

I am Sean. This is my card

Nice to meet you

I didn't owe you money

But your honey did

Honey, do you know him?

I want to go pee pee...

Miss Pee...

you didn't pay for the interest these two months

I owed you thirty million dollars only

Do you need to worry about that little money?

Honey, why did you owe him the money?

Last month we bought some gold bars

However the price dropped...

then I lost thirty million dollars

Where did you get the money?

I don't have the money Sol forged your signature

No way

Isn't that you are retarded?

How can I be so considerate

if I were retarded?

Don't you know method acting?

Method acting? Whom did you learn it from?

I learnt it from you of course You numb nut

Sorry, are you going to pay off the debts?

Dad, please help me, dad...

That just little money

I don't want anybody to spoil my birthday party

Ask the secretary to settle it tomorrow

Thanks dad

Go to the clinic tomorrow

To have a check of your IQ

I dropped you on the floor

when you were still a baby

I suspected you were retarded Who knows it is real

Thank you Mr. Fung. See you

Let's have dinner together

Will that trouble you?

It's my pleasure to treat you dinner

Come and thank the boss

Thank you, boss

Have a seat

Seems you didn't count me in

Come have a seat

Fm

Would you like to work for me?

What will be the job title and salary?

Be my personal assistant

Salary depends on your ability

Thanks

Okay, okay

While you are all here I would like to make an announcement

What?

You prefer to hear the good or the bad news first?

It's related to us?

I think you are not my blood sons

It's impossible. We look alike

Both handsome and smart

No way I'm not your blood son

We look so alike, dad

You numb nut

Even I would refuse to identify you as son

Don't argue

I can solve this

by a simple but reliable method

What it's it?

Blood test

Blood test?

Come on. Your turn

What made you so scared?

Dad, you know I am scared of blood

Let's finish the dinner...

and go checking tomorrow

You wish

You may pay...

to get a fake report tomorrow

No way. Check it now

Right now

Quick. Just one pierce We have to serve

What's wrong?

Be quick. I need to off

Can't be mixed

No way?

Bad luck You can't accede my several hundred billion

Dad, although I am not your blood son

I would still obedient you as you are my blood father

I know, I know

Don't leave me alone

I know, I know

Although we are not in a family

I have an affection for you

Alright, you no need to clip in for the dinner

Go early to find a job tomorrow

I don't know how to work How to find a job?

We need a captain Would you like to come interview?

God father Leave that bastard alone

Tell us the good news

Right, I nearly forgot

Come on

I am here to announce two happy events

Two happy events?

Right, I gain a god daughter this year

And a girlfriend this year

So two happy events

Why are you here? I didn't order any girls

I am not here to find you

Who are you looking for?

None of your business

This is my turf Why not my business?

God father

I am so scared

Your son speak very loud He scares me

No worry

he is not my son anymore

We share the same table only

Dad, you...

Do you know she do for a living?

She works in the nightclub as madam?

Mon is very helpful

She always present us...

some fruits when we go to her club

And we can enjoy buy three get one free

She came to beg me

She told me that...

my son is scornful

Bro Shing

Yes

He made you lost your job

sorry

It's not your fault I am okay

It is fine

Come to my office...

and get some money for your casual use

Thank you Mr. Fung

God father

You have just introduced your god daughter And your girl?

My girl? She is here. Come on

Come have a seat

You...

Get away...

Come have a seat

Are you serious?

Let me introduce This is my girlfriend, Fiona

Come on. Make a greeting

Hello everybody I am so happy to see you here

Dad, do you mean you are birddogging me?

Who told you father and son couldn't compete for girls

You have done a good job

Bravo

You are right

When I first saw Fiona

She look so alike with my gone wife

So I knew there is fate

Although we have a big generation gap

But I can narrow this gap with my love

I have lived for long

And I know one got to fight for his love

Otherwise you will regret

Will you guys support me?

We will always support you

Right?

Let give him some support

Dad

Please...

don't call me daddy anymore

You are disturbing

We have no relation to each other now

Please pay for the dinner

You are right. I love money

But I won't pick the rich second generation

I would pick their fathers the rich first generation

Alright

Everything solved

Let's continue our dinner

I would like to make an announcement

Not your turn to speak. Sit

Brother Kwan

After what you said

you remind me of something

We shouldn't do things that may regret

Even you can do everything...

for your true love

We are young, we can't be coward

Flower

The breakup reasons are all made up

I miss you so much I love you so much

You betrayed me?

I would call superintendent Hung to arrest her

Why arrest me?

You bitch

I had the evidences of you throwing cakes

and destroying public properties

I threatened Hung to break up with you So what?

Why did you do that to me? I am your sister

We don't have the same mother

I don't care

You are honest

Sol am going to tell the truth

What do you mean?

Two months ago...

our group got an erotic video of you

They planned to release on the internet

But we somehow are sisters

Sol stopped them from posting it

But now I must take revenge

Wait, an erotic video of us?

We don't used to make that thing

It's not with you, but him

Damn it. What special today?

Why everything is my business?

I won't call the police

But please bring that guy away

We are sisters anyway. Give me back

No way. It's too late

I must post this on the internet

Give me back

Let me watch it Don't be so stingy

Shit I have pressed the wrong button

Oh sent

Are you kidding?

Even on facebook now. Share!

Even the forum

Most viewed video on Youtube

Oh my god

I have a camera face

I should make more videos

Flower

Please don't go

Hung, you disappoint me

You underestimate my love

If you tell me the truth

I would stay with you even being put in the jail

I...

Why are you always so weak?

I...

Screw up your courage and tell you love me

Do something

Wait for me

I have checked with the airline

The tickets can be used after pieced up

Where are you, Man? In the restaurant

Hold you to wait me in the car park

Having dinner

Who allowed you to go lunch?

Come back now

Rose

You selfish Always bully others

You have to pay for what you have done

So what, hobbit?

Do you need a ladder?

So what do you want then?

I am not scared of you...

Stop it

My face is artificial

I will come back for you

My nose is expensive

You hobbit

The HK Top TV host is Dodo

Okay?

Kate is not bad How about Sister Nancy?

Seems you grow taller

Enough. Please come down

Fatty, you are heavy

Yeah

Where have you been

Shing

Yes

Why are you pacing alone on the street?

Nothing special...and you?

I just went high tea with auntie and she is missing again

We are looking for her everywhere troublesome

Shall I drive you around to find her?

My car is there

Wait...

Hello. Yes

Don't do that again You made me worried

Okay. We

Everything is okay?

That's great

I have to go now

If you have time let's have a drink

Don't you afraid I may fall in love with you

Yes

But I didn't eat anything lam more afraid that I'll starve to death

Let's move

Long time Let's eat shark fin soup

Cool. My treat There is the snack store

You so stingy

Sure

Seems you are free these days

I am retired

Really

Dollar

Brother Sean

Who are you?

Me? I am Euro

You were my primary school tutor

I was the silly girl...

who can't even remember all the alphabets

Euro?

Long time no see. How are you doing?

Fine. And you?

I am not fine Just being fired

Hey bro Sean can you do me a favor?

I am sorry

I am in a hurry I have to go

You called Euro?

I don't have money

but if you need something else...

We can have a talk

Great Let's go to a restaurant

I really have a lot to tell you

Okay. Where?

Hamburger

That one is delicious

Really?

You love hamburgers?

I love it so much

Do you think I look like hamburglar?

Yes

Do you know he is my idol?

Why?

I don't know