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You know,
there's nothing like the experience...
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of raising your first dog.
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Simple joy of walking side by sidewith your buddy out in the fresh air...
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throwin' a stick.
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Spending some quiet time-just you and your very best friend.
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Of course, that wasn't my experience.
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- That kid's not even me.
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That's me, and that crazyhound I'm chasing is Marley...
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- the world's worst dog-
- Sorry!
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- Or so I thought.
- Marley!
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But our story beginsbefore Marley was born-
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Four years before,on my wedding day-
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which also happened to be the dayof the worst freak spring blizzard...
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in the history of southern Michigan.
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Same day our car broke down.We didn't care.
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Ooh. God, that feels so good.
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Ohh!
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Wow. So, what do you think-
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What do you think that means-
a blizzard on your wedding day?
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Is that good luck?
Is that bad luck?
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I think- I think it's good luck.
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- How did I get you?
- What?
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No, honestly. How did I-
How did I get that lucky?
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Well, you know...
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I get asked that question all the time.
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Come on.
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Are you kidding, honey?
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You're part of the plan.
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- The plan?
- Mm-hmm. My plan. Step one-
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Meet an incredibly sweet,
smart, sexy man.
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Done. Step two?
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Marry you instead.
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Oh, now-And step three-
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- No, I don't think I can take any more steps.
- You don't wanna hear step three?
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- Yeah. What's step three?
- It's easy.
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- Be gentle.
- Move someplace warmer.
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I knew you were gonna say that.
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Shiny, happy people laughing
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Meet me in the crowd
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People, people
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Throw your love around
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Love me, love me
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Take it into town
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Happy, happy
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Put it in the ground
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Where the flowers grow
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Gold and silver shine
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Shiny, happy peopleholding hands
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Shiny, happy people
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- Thank you.
- All right, you know you got this, right?
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- Oh, yeah. I got it.
- Who are you?
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- I'm John Grogan?
- No, you're John friggin' Grogan...
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who's about to get
a job as a reporter...
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for a major metropolitan newspaper.
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- Mmm. Mmm.
- Good. Good. But now I don't feel
like getting out of the car.
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- You have to. No, baby.
- Maybe we'll just drive around the block.
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Come on, get out of the car. Get out.
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- Now, who am I again?
- Oh, please.
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Sebastian says you won
some kind of award.
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Mitchie. I have a Mitchie.
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It's like a Pulitzer,
but from western Michigan.
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A Mitchie.
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So, tell me-What made you
leave the estimable...
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Kalamazoo Gazette?
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Well, as you know, Sebastian
and I were in college together...
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And he w- He was-
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He was always saying
how great south Florida is...
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and that maybe my wife and I might enjoy it
here, so we decided to come down here.
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- Are you a comedian too?
- Excuse me?
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Like your friend over here.
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- No.
- He's walking a very thin line.
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It's a good thing he knows how to write.
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So your wife is Jenny Havens?
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Yes. Jenny Grogan-
'Cause we're married. She took my name.
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- She get the job at the Post?
- Yes, she did.
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- Why didn't they want you over there?
- Well, I didn't apply.
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Jenny's more of a feature writer...
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and I'm more of
a straight news writer.
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- I thought this would be a better fit for that.
- You think you're better...
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than the six journalism school graduates
that came here looking for work this morning?
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I don't know if I'm better. I-
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What I do know is that I have
a tendency to surprise myself.
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Ten years ago I was doing bong hits
and playing Donkey Kong.
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I never dreamed
I'd get into college, but I did...
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and I graduated with honors.
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And I never thought I'd get a job
at a real newspaper, but I did.
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And I certainly never thoughtI'd get a girl...
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like Jenny Havensto marry me, but I did.
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- So?
- They've already got a guy on the metro desk.
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Yeah.
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- I'm sorry, honey.
- Mmm. So they're putting me on a little thing...
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they like to call Desert Storm.
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- You got the job?
- I got the job.
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You got the job, baby! Ooh!
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John Grogan, I knew it!
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I just knew it! Okay, Look.
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Watch this. Look.
See what happens?
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"Job. Done."
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- Okay, so what's next? Lunch?
- House.
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- House.
- House.
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... planes that cantransmit remote television pictures...
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of Iraqi ships and other targets.
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Did- Did you get to the quote
about the speed bumps yet?
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- "'If they save even one life"'-
- "'... it would be worth it.'
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And with that, Jan Dickerson's eyes
filled with tears."
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- Filled with tears.
- You like that?
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- Or is it too corny?
- Yeah. No.
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Is it a little over the top?
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Hey, honey, what happened
to the, uh- the Desert Storm piece?
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- That's it. The injured girl's dad's in Kuwait.
- Oh.
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- Is that not in there?
- Uh-
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Uh-uh. I think they cut that.
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They-They spelled your name wrong.
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- "John Gorgon."
- You're kidding. Let me see that.
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- Forget it.
- Are you joking?
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Forget it. You know what?
It's good. It's really good.
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It's got the facts.
It's got color.
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- It's a really solid piece.
- Thanks.
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Well, I mean, I tried to breathe
some life into it, you know-
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- Yes.
- I like this article. I'm almost done with yours.
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This idea of voting machines
sounds really efficient.
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Well, when you get
to the next page, you'll see...
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- that I talk about what could happen.
- Hey, it- Oh, okay. I see.
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- It continues.
- Yeah.
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But actually, the rest of it...
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is really just okay.
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- It's actually kind of boring.
- No, no. I- It's-
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- I'm enjoying this.
- Mmm.
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Wow. They really gave you
a lot of space.
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Oh, damn. Killed another one.
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How am I ever supposed to take care of
a kid if I can't even keep a plant alive?
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Well, what'd you expect, man?
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You bought a house-
A house with a spare room.
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What's the matter with a spare room?
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It's empty, John, that's what's wrong
with it. You know what else is empty?
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Her womb.
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- I'm just worried that Jenny's at, like, step seven.
- What?
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She's got her whole life
organized and planned out...
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- according to these steps.
- Okay, that's scary.
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Unbelievable.
You want my advice? Get her, like, a bird.
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Or a puppy or something.
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- A parakeet or something?
- Something other than you
that she has to take care of.
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You got a kid, you're a dad.
You're not you anymore.
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- You got a dog, you're a-
- Master.
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- You're still a guy.
- Still got a life.
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- Exactly.
- And a dog.
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Yeah, but you've stopped
her clock for a few years.
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- I've never had a dog.
- There's nothin' to it. You feed 'em.
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You walk 'em. You let 'em out
every now and again.
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But it doesn't really matter. You're not
the one that's gonna take care of it, Jenny is.
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- Sebastian!
- Yo.
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Your travel's been approved.
Hit the road.
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- Where you goin'?
- I'm going to Colombia.
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I got a guy down there says he can
put me next to Pablo Escobar.
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I'm doin' a piece-
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I follow a single coca leaf from
the jungle to the streets of Miami.
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That sounds like a good idea.
You gotta be careful down there-
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- Gorman!
- G-Grogan.
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Groden. There's a fire
in the county dump-
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- Methane leak.
- Methane?
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Yeah. I want two paragraphs
for the Blotter.
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Methane. Woodward
and Bernstein, eat your heart out.
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What kind of dog?
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- You remember Caroline?
- The nurse?
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She was a nursery school teacher.
I don't know.
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Anyway, she had
this great dog- Daisy.
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It was a Labradoodle.
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Labradoodle? You mean a Labrador.
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All right. Get her a Labrador.
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Supposed to be just like kids,only easier to train.
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Labradoodle? Come on.
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This does not smell like an I HOP.
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I know. We got a little surprise first.
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- Here we go. Now, I want you
to walk right here, my dear.
- Okay.
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- Come on.
- Oh, God.
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Okay.
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- You Grogan?
- Yes.
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- Expected you an hour ago.
- You're gonna like this.
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Okay, step up. Sorry.
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Sorry about the mess-
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- And the noise and the smell.
- What's happening?
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Come on.
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- Can I look?
- No, no. Just-Almost. Almost.
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- Okay. Okay. Ready?
- Really?
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One, two, three. Go.
Happy birthday.
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What?
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God, they're adorable.
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Oh, my- My birthday's
not for a month.
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That's okay. They can't leavefor three weeks anyway.
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- We didn't discuss this.
- I know, but it's a surprise. You can't.
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- Hi, guys.
- Just adopted the mom last month.
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Family that gave her up didn't
even know she was pregnant.
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- Are you sure we're ready for this?
- Well, like I told you...
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you gotta wait three weeks for them to
be weaned before you can bring 'em home.
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- I'm not even gonna be here.
- Why?
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- I'll be in Gainesville, covering that trial.
- Oh, that's right.
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That's okay. It'll give me
a chance to bond with him...
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- and get a head start on training 'em-
- That's true.
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- Get 'em squared away before you get home.
- That's true.
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- Well, how are we gonna pick one?
- Girls are 300.
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Boys are 275.
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Except for that little guy there.
Him you could have for 200 even.
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This one? You're so sweet.
You're like a little clearance puppy.
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- Hello, puppy.
- This one likes you.
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Clearance Puppy likes you.
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- Well, that's your guy.
- Aw.
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I was gonna pick you anyway.
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Don't tell anybody.
Don't tell the others.
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- We gotta double-time it just a little here, honey.
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- Really wish I didn't have to go.
- Are you kidding me?
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It's gonna be great.
You spent eight months on this trial.
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- Honestly, I'm jealous.
- Really?
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Tax evasion? That's what
makes you jealous?
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Well, it's sexier than speed bumps.
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- Okay, you call me the minute you get him home.
- Okay. Okay.
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- We also have to come up with a name for him.
- Yes. Let's brainstorm it.
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I'll just call him Clearance Puppy
till you get back.
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- Are you gonna be okay?
- You're worried about me with a puppy?
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- I am.
- Me, John friggin' Grogan?
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- I know.
- Good-bye. I love you. You look pretty.
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- Thank you. I love you. Bye.
- Okay. Bye.
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How ya doin' there, buddy?
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Kind of a big day for you.
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Let's listen to the radio.
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Awkward silences.
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- One love
- You like that? You like Bob Marley?
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- Let's get together and
- Bob. That be a good name?
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- Feel all right
- Bob. Bob. Come here, Bob. Or Robert?
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When you got older.
More dignified.
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- The children cryin'
- Marley?
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- Sayin' give thanks and praise
- You like that.
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That has a nice ring to it.
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- Feel all right
- Okay. Whoa.
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It's better if you ride shotgun.
235
00:13:21,214 --> 00:13:24,308
- Because we don't wanna have a car crash-
- And feel all right
236
00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:26,715
our first real day together.
237
00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:29,220
Let them all pass all their
238
00:13:29,288 --> 00:13:31,222
Dirty remarks
239
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:34,282
- Okay, come here. Come here.
- There is one question
240
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,158
It's a big day. You can ride over here.
241
00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:39,664
Maybe it's okay today.
Just this one time.
242
00:13:42,602 --> 00:13:44,900
We get pulled over, we explain-
243
00:13:44,971 --> 00:13:47,872
We explain what
the circumstances are.
244
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:50,170
To save his own beliefs
245
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,244
One love-
246
00:13:55,615 --> 00:13:58,482
- What happened?
- The Millers got robbed.
247
00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:01,918
Again? Good thing I got a watchdog.
248
00:14:01,988 --> 00:14:04,149
Hey, buddy. He's got some teeth.
249
00:14:04,223 --> 00:14:06,157
Oh, yeah.
250
00:14:06,225 --> 00:14:08,159
I'll get him some water.
251
00:14:08,227 --> 00:14:10,388
You're not gonna keep him
in the backyard, are you?
252
00:14:10,463 --> 00:14:13,364
I'm gonna keep him in the garage
till I get him house trained.
253
00:14:13,432 --> 00:14:17,232
- Hmm.
- No, Marley, Marley, Marley. No, no.
254
00:14:18,571 --> 00:14:20,436
No, no, no, no.
255
00:14:20,506 --> 00:14:23,498
You've had enough food, Marley.You've had two bowls of kibble.
256
00:14:23,576 --> 00:14:27,307
You had half a seat belt in the car.
257
00:14:28,881 --> 00:14:33,341
Huh. H-How are you still eating?
258
00:14:36,489 --> 00:14:39,458
I don't understand whereyou can put it.
259
00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:44,019
Here's the little box where
Marley's gonna bunk down.
260
00:14:44,096 --> 00:14:46,030
Pretty cozy.
261
00:14:46,098 --> 00:14:49,465
All right. Good night.
262
00:14:51,671 --> 00:14:53,764
You're gonna be okay.
263
00:14:53,839 --> 00:14:55,807
I'm just right inside.
264
00:14:56,809 --> 00:14:58,743
Sleep tight.
265
00:15:26,672 --> 00:15:29,106
All right.
266
00:15:30,876 --> 00:15:32,810
Come on, Marley.
267
00:15:32,878 --> 00:15:35,210
You're killin' me, you know that?
268
00:15:50,997 --> 00:15:54,956
Oh, we got some cleanin' up
to do before the missus gets back.
269
00:15:56,669 --> 00:15:57,465
All right.
270
00:15:57,536 --> 00:15:59,561
I'm off to the airport...
271
00:15:59,639 --> 00:16:03,200
and you're gonna ride out
the rain right in your little box.
272
00:16:05,845 --> 00:16:09,372
It's just a little thunder.
Back in a flash.
273
00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:38,235
- Get in. Here.
- Oh, my God!
274
00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:41,542
- Oh!
- Aaah.
275
00:16:41,614 --> 00:16:43,673
- Hi.
- How are you?
276
00:16:43,749 --> 00:16:45,683
- How's my puppy?
- I'm okay.
277
00:16:45,751 --> 00:16:48,845
A little tired, but trying to stay dry.
278
00:16:48,921 --> 00:16:51,754
- No, really. How is he?
- Waiting for you.
279
00:17:05,071 --> 00:17:09,007
Do you hear that?
Is that- I think that's Marley.
280
00:17:16,682 --> 00:17:18,547
Oh, my God.
281
00:17:18,617 --> 00:17:20,517
Oh, my God. Look at this!
282
00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:23,180
This is not how I left it.
283
00:17:23,255 --> 00:17:25,348
- How long did you leave him?- I left him for maybe an hour.
284
00:17:25,424 --> 00:17:27,517
Tops. Did he eat the drywall?
285
00:17:29,028 --> 00:17:31,121
- Oh, that's not right.
- Wow.
286
00:17:31,197 --> 00:17:33,358
That's one little dog did that.
287
00:17:33,432 --> 00:17:36,094
Oh, honey, you're shaking.
288
00:17:36,168 --> 00:17:39,535
Does thunder scare you, mister?
289
00:17:39,605 --> 00:17:42,369
Oh, ho. Sweet boy.
290
00:17:42,441 --> 00:17:44,773
Oh, look at us.
291
00:17:46,946 --> 00:17:50,438
So I'm in this cave and-
and I can feel the machine guns.
292
00:17:50,516 --> 00:17:52,416
There's, like, nine of them around me.
293
00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:55,079
- What, like AK-47 s?
- Kalashnikov.
294
00:17:55,154 --> 00:17:57,384
- And then Escobar comes in and says-
- Escobar?
295
00:17:57,456 --> 00:18:02,052
El Padrino-Yeah. He says,
"I read your piece on Gadhafi...
296
00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:05,325
and I think you captured
his narcissism perfectly."
297
00:18:06,399 --> 00:18:09,061
- Can you believe that?
- Some of it.
298
00:18:09,135 --> 00:18:11,000
Man, I wish you
could have been there.
299
00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:14,767
But then who's gonna cover the power
struggle down at the Rotary Club in Delray?
300
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,240
Oh, it's been just crazy.
301
00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:21,006
- Your time will come, amigo.
- I'll drink to that.
302
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,981
That was crazy. Oh, my God.
303
00:18:24,049 --> 00:18:26,643
- Oh, my God!
- That is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
304
00:18:26,719 --> 00:18:28,744
- Hey.- Say hello, Marley.
305
00:18:28,821 --> 00:18:30,311
- Hey, little Marley.
- Can I hold him?
306
00:18:30,389 --> 00:18:31,822
Of course. Here you go.
307
00:18:31,891 --> 00:18:33,984
- He's so cute.
- Oh, I love their puppy breath.
308
00:18:34,059 --> 00:18:38,189
Oh. Have you guys met my buddy Sebastian?
309
00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:40,425
Sebastian. Viviana.
Nice to meet you.
310
00:18:40,499 --> 00:18:42,990
- Hi. I'm Shannon.
- Hey, he's a beauty, isn't he?
311
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:47,164
- He's adorable.
- I think the "puppy instead
of a baby" idea is working.
312
00:18:47,239 --> 00:18:50,436
- Yeah, it's certainly working for me.
- Can I take him home with me?
313
00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:52,340
You're so cute. Yes, you are.
314
00:18:52,411 --> 00:18:56,006
I can't let you have the puppy, but
you might have a shot with the big dog.
315
00:18:56,081 --> 00:18:58,049
- I'm easy.
- Oh, you're easy.
316
00:18:58,117 --> 00:19:00,017
And I do tricks.I'm paper trained.
317
00:19:04,256 --> 00:19:06,281
Marley! Marley!
318
00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:09,327
- Come back, puppy.
- Marley! Marley!
319
00:19:16,569 --> 00:19:18,537
Marley!
320
00:19:18,604 --> 00:19:21,129
Marley. Marley!
321
00:19:27,279 --> 00:19:30,373
- Marley!
- Puppy!
322
00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:39,986
- Got him. Thanks.
- You have got to be more careful, man.
323
00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:43,927
It's our first week together,
so we're still working out the kinks.
324
00:19:43,996 --> 00:19:47,090
You really shouldn't bring a dog
down to the dog beach until he's trained.
325
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:48,929
Okay, can I get the dog back?
326
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:51,731
Never let him off leash
unless you have complete confidence.
327
00:19:51,804 --> 00:19:53,635
- Okay.
- This is the only beach in two counties...
328
00:19:53,706 --> 00:19:55,537
- where dogs aren't banned.
- All right.
329
00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:58,668
Cops see anybody peeing or pooping
down by the water, they'll shut us down.
330
00:19:58,744 --> 00:20:02,111
Why is that funny to you?
331
00:20:03,182 --> 00:20:05,446
I'm just very immature.
332
00:20:05,518 --> 00:20:07,611
Calvin!
333
00:20:09,922 --> 00:20:12,015
See? Aren't you glad
you're not Calvin?
334
00:20:12,091 --> 00:20:14,457
See how easy you got it?
335
00:20:17,663 --> 00:20:19,631
Marley, stop!
336
00:20:19,698 --> 00:20:22,132
Marley. Marley.
337
00:20:22,201 --> 00:20:24,726
Honey, the dog's got my-
338
00:20:24,803 --> 00:20:27,533
Marley, no.
339
00:20:27,606 --> 00:20:29,597
Marley, you can't go
through a screen door.
340
00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:36,178
We're rockin' the suburbs
341
00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:39,081
Around the blockjust one more time
342
00:20:39,151 --> 00:20:41,483
We're rockin' the suburbs
343
00:20:41,554 --> 00:20:44,318
- We part the shades and face some facts
- Happy Thanksgiving.
344
00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:45,721
- You too.
- They got better looking fescue
345
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:48,385
Marley!
346
00:20:49,628 --> 00:20:52,119
It just seems like
that there's other guys.
347
00:20:52,197 --> 00:20:55,564
- Like, I don't understand why you thought of me.
- I'm in a bind.
348
00:20:55,634 --> 00:20:57,465
Yeah, but I'm a reporter.
I'm not a columnist.
349
00:20:57,536 --> 00:20:59,766
John, you get better pay...
350
00:20:59,838 --> 00:21:02,898
you can pick your own hours
and choose your own topics.
351
00:21:02,975 --> 00:21:05,739
- Why are you hesitating?
- No, I'm thinking.
352
00:21:05,811 --> 00:21:09,338
No, you're hesitating. I'm offering you
a promotion, and you're hesitating.
353
00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:10,973
I never saw myself as a columnist.
354
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:14,349
Well, think of it as one of those times
when you surprise yourself.
355
00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:17,821
- Okay.
- John, it's only a couple of times a week...
356
00:21:17,890 --> 00:21:19,824
till I get a replacement for Jerry.
357
00:21:19,892 --> 00:21:22,588
Then you can go back to doing
whatever the hell it was you were doing.
358
00:21:22,661 --> 00:21:26,495
- What were you doing?
- Obituaries, methane leaks.
359
00:21:26,565 --> 00:21:28,226
- Are you okay with this?
- Yes.
360
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,097
- You don't seem very thrilled.
- No, it's a promotion.
361
00:21:30,169 --> 00:21:34,629
- We could take away the raise in pay if you like.
- No, no. I'm-Thank you.
362
00:21:34,707 --> 00:21:37,107
All right. Now you're talking.
Go on. Get to work.
363
00:21:37,176 --> 00:21:40,668
Oh! Marley. I think
he dislocated my shoulder.
364
00:21:40,746 --> 00:21:43,306
God. He doesn't even heel.
365
00:21:43,382 --> 00:21:46,283
He doesn't walk.
He just sprints.
366
00:21:46,352 --> 00:21:48,820
Marley- God.
367
00:21:48,887 --> 00:21:51,117
Marley, stop.
368
00:21:52,691 --> 00:21:54,852
I had to pull himoff three dogs today.
369
00:21:54,927 --> 00:21:57,418
- Poodles?
- Among others.
370
00:21:57,496 --> 00:21:59,487
I say we give him away to a farm.
371
00:21:59,565 --> 00:22:03,092
Isn't that usually what you do
with dogs that are out of control?
372
00:22:03,168 --> 00:22:06,604
Well, usually you-Usually you train them.
373
00:22:06,672 --> 00:22:09,266
Or you train 'em.
Come on. Down. Go on.
374
00:22:09,341 --> 00:22:12,037
What are you doing?
375
00:22:12,111 --> 00:22:14,545
Arnie gave me a column.
376
00:22:14,613 --> 00:22:17,548
Are you kidding?
Baby, that's great.
377
00:22:17,616 --> 00:22:19,550
Oh, yeah. It's a big honor.
378
00:22:19,618 --> 00:22:21,552
I get to write about zoning laws...
379
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,588
and give my opinion on yard sales.
380
00:22:23,656 --> 00:22:26,591
Whoa. Down, boy.
Easy with the enthusiasm.
381
00:22:26,659 --> 00:22:30,390
Well, no, it's just, I don't even readthis crap when other people write it.
382
00:22:30,462 --> 00:22:34,899
Now I'm supposed to, you know,
write two columns a week?
383
00:22:34,967 --> 00:22:37,231
And you got nothin' for Tuesday.
384
00:22:37,302 --> 00:22:39,736
No. I got nothin' for Tuesday.
385
00:22:39,805 --> 00:22:41,966
I bet you're gonna
think of something.
386
00:22:43,776 --> 00:22:47,234
Now, see, this gives me a little
inspiration, but it's not for a column.
387
00:22:47,312 --> 00:22:48,370
It's more like-
388
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:51,014
Look at Marley.
Now he's eating the floor.
389
00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:53,984
Marley, stop.
390
00:22:54,053 --> 00:22:56,044
Marley, you're incorrigible.
391
00:22:56,121 --> 00:22:58,817
Incorrigible? I don't believe in that word.
392
00:22:58,891 --> 00:23:00,859
Every dog wants to learn.
393
00:23:00,926 --> 00:23:03,087
Hey, come here, baby.
394
00:23:03,162 --> 00:23:05,756
Yes, you're a good girl.
You're a good girl.
395
00:23:05,831 --> 00:23:07,765
Yes, you are.
396
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:10,427
'Course, they can't learn
if their parents are weak-willed.
397
00:23:10,502 --> 00:23:13,027
Yeah. Well, I'm pretty
strong-willed, but-
398
00:23:13,105 --> 00:23:16,541
- Marley-
- Say hello to Marley.
399
00:23:16,608 --> 00:23:18,974
So which of you is gonna be the trainer?
400
00:23:19,044 --> 00:23:22,411
Well, we both thought we would, 'cause
we'd like him to listen to both of us at home.
401
00:23:22,481 --> 00:23:25,041
- We're married too. Yeah.
- No, no, no, no.
402
00:23:25,117 --> 00:23:27,051
A dog can only have one master.
403
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:30,816
Which one of you has the most natural
authority in your own relationship?
404
00:23:32,357 --> 00:23:34,587
Well, maybe I'll stand
over there for the beginning.
405
00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:36,753
I thought so. Shall we?
406
00:23:38,731 --> 00:23:42,167
- Geez!
- All right, sit.
407
00:23:42,234 --> 00:23:44,600
Sit. Sit.
408
00:23:44,670 --> 00:23:46,661
- Sit. Marley.
409
00:23:46,739 --> 00:23:49,105
Okay. Marley- Marley, sit.
410
00:23:49,174 --> 00:23:53,110
This, class, is a classic example of a dog...
411
00:23:53,178 --> 00:23:56,147
who has foolishly been
allowed to believe...
412
00:23:56,215 --> 00:23:59,810
he is the alpha male of the pack...
413
00:23:59,885 --> 00:24:02,911
and therefore, he can never be a happy animal.
414
00:24:02,988 --> 00:24:05,422
Yeah. He looks pretty miserable.
415
00:24:05,491 --> 00:24:09,484
You, joker, rotate in.
416
00:24:09,561 --> 00:24:11,825
And lose the sunglasses.
417
00:24:11,897 --> 00:24:13,922
Dog likes to be
looked at in the eye.
418
00:24:13,999 --> 00:24:16,559
- Jawohl.
- I got it.
419
00:24:16,635 --> 00:24:17,863
- Okay.
- Okay. You got him?
420
00:24:17,936 --> 00:24:18,868
- Yeah.
- Okay.
421
00:24:18,937 --> 00:24:21,201
So. Collar your dogs.
422
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:25,139
Good boy.
423
00:24:26,411 --> 00:24:28,845
All right, dogs on the left.
424
00:24:28,914 --> 00:24:31,212
On the count of three.
425
00:24:31,283 --> 00:24:34,309
One, two, three. Let's go.
426
00:24:36,188 --> 00:24:38,952
Very nice. Very good.
427
00:24:40,759 --> 00:24:42,852
Good.
428
00:24:42,928 --> 00:24:44,862
- Hey!
- Correct him!
429
00:24:44,930 --> 00:24:46,955
- Whoa!
- Rein in that dog.
430
00:24:47,032 --> 00:24:49,125
All right. All right, class.
431
00:24:49,201 --> 00:24:51,135
Come on. Let's line up again.
432
00:24:51,203 --> 00:24:54,639
Class, it's a simple question
of having confidence...
433
00:24:54,706 --> 00:24:56,833
in your own authority.
434
00:24:56,909 --> 00:24:59,878
I shall now demonstrate a simple walk.
435
00:24:59,945 --> 00:25:02,038
All right?
436
00:25:02,114 --> 00:25:04,048
Mr. Grogan?
437
00:25:04,116 --> 00:25:06,141
- Sorry.
- May I?
438
00:25:06,218 --> 00:25:08,652
All right, even an unruly dog...
439
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,245
likes to obey his leader.
440
00:25:11,323 --> 00:25:14,724
Marley, heel.
441
00:25:17,296 --> 00:25:18,763
Yeah.
442
00:25:18,831 --> 00:25:21,061
Marley. Marley!
443
00:25:21,133 --> 00:25:24,933
Marley! Marley!
444
00:25:26,471 --> 00:25:29,065
Marley.
445
00:25:34,446 --> 00:25:36,744
Careful. Marley, no!
446
00:25:36,815 --> 00:25:38,840
- Marley!
447
00:25:43,789 --> 00:25:46,883
Aaah! That's it. He is out.
448
00:25:46,959 --> 00:25:49,018
Sorry. Usually he does this with poodles.
449
00:25:49,094 --> 00:25:52,086
That dog is a bad influence on the others.
450
00:25:53,165 --> 00:25:55,793
Now, leg humping is like a virus.
451
00:25:55,868 --> 00:25:58,860
Once it takes hold of the group- No.
452
00:25:58,937 --> 00:26:01,405
- Okay.
- He has got to go.
453
00:26:01,473 --> 00:26:04,601
It was maybe your hair.
454
00:26:04,676 --> 00:26:08,009
- Reminded him of a poodle.
- Never bring him back.
455
00:26:09,514 --> 00:26:12,210
Right from the beginningshe had me in her sights.
456
00:26:12,284 --> 00:26:14,980
- I know. She really did.
- Marley wouldn't take any of her crap.
457
00:26:15,053 --> 00:26:17,180
That's why he got kicked out.
458
00:26:17,256 --> 00:26:20,419
You are now the world's worst dog.
459
00:26:20,492 --> 00:26:22,653
You've been kicked out
of obedience school.
460
00:26:22,728 --> 00:26:25,663
You know, there is
something else that we could do.
461
00:26:25,731 --> 00:26:28,393
No, I know. We just-We get a-
462
00:26:30,469 --> 00:26:35,497
No. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm smiling, but I'm serious. No.
463
00:26:37,075 --> 00:26:39,509
It's not gonna be so bad, buddy.
464
00:26:39,578 --> 00:26:42,069
You'll see. Sex is overrated.
465
00:26:43,348 --> 00:26:47,341
Aw, I can't tell you that,
'cause you know it's a lie.
466
00:26:47,419 --> 00:26:49,649
Poor son of a bitch.
467
00:26:49,721 --> 00:26:53,157
Okay. You wanna come up?
Yeah. That's the least I can do.
468
00:26:53,225 --> 00:26:55,455
- Marley!
- Get a little fresh air.
469
00:26:55,527 --> 00:26:59,429
Oh, gosh. It's like he's
walking the plank.
470
00:26:59,498 --> 00:27:01,728
I mean, that's what
breaks my heart, is he's so happy.
471
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,030
- He doesn't know what's coming.
- Honey, he's gonna be fine.
472
00:27:05,671 --> 00:27:08,162
- Oh, no, no, no. That makes me nervous.
- He's okay.
473
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,037
He's just getting a little air.
474
00:27:14,513 --> 00:27:17,038
It's like Of Mice and Men.
475
00:27:17,115 --> 00:27:19,675
- No, Marley-
- Oh, John, please-
476
00:27:21,219 --> 00:27:23,380
- Oh, my God.
- He's makin' a break for it.
477
00:27:23,455 --> 00:27:26,117
He's onto our evil plan.
478
00:27:26,191 --> 00:27:29,058
- Pull over.
- I can't stop here. I can't.
479
00:27:29,127 --> 00:27:32,494
- Honey, pull over.
- I'm trying to. There's a ton of traffic.
480
00:27:35,734 --> 00:27:38,635
- Pull over!
- All right, all right. All right.
481
00:27:40,372 --> 00:27:44,001
- Jesus.
- I need a little help here.
482
00:27:44,076 --> 00:27:45,634
Hey, get a leash.
483
00:27:45,711 --> 00:27:49,670
- Shut up.
- He's losing his balls today. Cut him some slack.
484
00:27:49,748 --> 00:27:51,773
You got him? Careful. Careful.
485
00:27:58,256 --> 00:28:01,225
This is a rough draft, 'cause I'd like
to take another pass at it.
486
00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:07,825
You know, the beginning,
I think I might want-
487
00:28:07,899 --> 00:28:10,595
I think we can maybe lose that,
'cause I think it gets a little bit "jokey."
488
00:28:13,605 --> 00:28:16,438
I just reread it, and I didn't think
it really worked at all. I'm sorry.
489
00:28:16,508 --> 00:28:18,908
- I'm gonna go back and do the zoning piece.
- Wait. Wait a minute.
490
00:28:18,977 --> 00:28:21,104
What are you apologizing for?
This stuff is hysterical.
491
00:28:21,179 --> 00:28:24,376
- Really?
- I'm laughing my head off at this.
492
00:28:24,449 --> 00:28:26,940
The-The getting kicked out
of obedience school...
493
00:28:27,019 --> 00:28:28,953
the humping, the great escape-
494
00:28:29,021 --> 00:28:31,683
That's really funny stuff.
I'm laughing my ass off.
495
00:28:31,757 --> 00:28:33,691
It's hysterical stuff.
496
00:28:33,759 --> 00:28:35,590
Run it- the way it is.
497
00:28:37,529 --> 00:28:39,724
Thanks.
498
00:28:39,798 --> 00:28:42,892
Listen. You know what makes it work?
499
00:28:42,968 --> 00:28:46,404
What makes it work is that
you put yourself into it. I like that.
500
00:28:46,471 --> 00:28:49,304
- Good.
- Look, I know you're a reporter and all...
501
00:28:49,374 --> 00:28:51,604
but could you do
a few more things like this?
502
00:28:51,676 --> 00:28:53,109
- Sure.
- Great.
503
00:28:53,178 --> 00:28:56,739
- Okay, great.
- And tell your dog not to feel too bad.
504
00:28:56,815 --> 00:28:59,875
Sooner or later,
we all lose our balls.
505
00:28:59,951 --> 00:29:01,919
Hey, good to know.
506
00:29:23,909 --> 00:29:25,604
Woke up to a kiss from Marley.
507
00:29:25,677 --> 00:29:27,338
Went for a walkthat turned into a run.
508
00:29:27,412 --> 00:29:30,404
Took an airboat ride. Wrote a columnabout the death of the Everglades.
509
00:29:30,482 --> 00:29:31,972
Planted an orange treein the backyard.
510
00:29:32,050 --> 00:29:34,917
Threw sticks for Marley in the park.Watched him swim in the bay.
511
00:29:34,986 --> 00:29:37,978
Watched him steal some guy's Frisbee.Bought a new Frisbee for the guy.
512
00:29:38,056 --> 00:29:40,183
Gave Marley a bath.Went to work with writers' block.
513
00:29:40,258 --> 00:29:42,749
Hoped for inspirationto strike. Nada.
514
00:29:42,828 --> 00:29:45,023
Got a new shirt.Got a new keyboard.
515
00:29:45,097 --> 00:29:47,861
Got the same old paycheck.Went wind surfing with Sebastian.
516
00:29:47,933 --> 00:29:50,800
Met his new girlfriend Sasha.Met his other new girlfriend Angie.
517
00:29:50,869 --> 00:29:52,769
Watched models posing in the surf.
518
00:29:52,838 --> 00:29:54,499
Wrote a column aboutthe growth of South Beach.
519
00:29:54,573 --> 00:29:57,474
Interviewed Gloria and Emilio Estefanat the Cordozo Hotel.
520
00:29:57,542 --> 00:29:59,703
Introduced them to Jenny,who gushed like a teenager.
521
00:29:59,778 --> 00:30:02,338
Went shopping at the mall.Bought a Sharper Image pillow.
522
00:30:02,414 --> 00:30:04,678
Slept like a baby.Caught Marley eating the pillow.
523
00:30:04,749 --> 00:30:08,048
Hid the evidence from Jenny.Cleaned up Marley's vomit in the kitchen.
524
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,453
Helped Jenny make dinner. Overcookedthe spaghetti. Got into a food fight.
525
00:30:11,523 --> 00:30:14,356
Proofread Jenny's column.Read Sebastian's latest opus.
526
00:30:14,426 --> 00:30:16,860
Went running with Marleyto burn off frustration.
527
00:30:16,928 --> 00:30:19,556
Didn't see him chew through the leash.Chased him 15 blocks.
528
00:30:19,631 --> 00:30:21,326
Had to call Jenny for a ride.
529
00:30:21,399 --> 00:30:24,459
Wrote a column about gas prices.Wrote a column about water prices.
530
00:30:24,536 --> 00:30:27,869
Found one tiny orange on our tree.Jenny very pleased with herself.
531
00:30:27,939 --> 00:30:31,670
Found my first gray hair. Found Jenny'sfirst gray hair. Bought Jenny flowers.
532
00:30:31,743 --> 00:30:35,304
Rescued our new mailman from Marley.Rescued a U.P.S. Guy from Marley.
533
00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:39,146
Invited my parents to visit. Took them outto dinner at a cool place on South Beach.
534
00:30:39,217 --> 00:30:41,879
Got into a fight with Dad over the check.Got into a fight with Dad about money.
535
00:30:41,953 --> 00:30:43,716
Got into a fight with Jennyabout all the fighting.
536
00:30:43,788 --> 00:30:45,483
Drove my parents to the airport.
537
00:30:45,557 --> 00:30:47,354
Listened to them complainabout not having grandchildren.
538
00:30:47,425 --> 00:30:49,393
Tracked a hurricaneheading for south Florida.
539
00:30:49,461 --> 00:30:52,919
Hid in the bathroom during the hurricane.Sat in the dark for three days.
540
00:30:52,998 --> 00:30:55,899
Wrote a column about looters.Wrote a column about volunteers.
541
00:30:55,967 --> 00:30:57,832
Wrote a column about the beautyof air conditioning.
542
00:30:57,903 --> 00:30:59,700
Watched Marley digfor buried treasure.
543
00:30:59,771 --> 00:31:03,104
Spent Christmas with Jen's sisterand her family in Orlando.
544
00:31:03,175 --> 00:31:06,406
Left Marley at their house to go to DisneyWorld. Had to buy 'em new baby furniture.
545
00:31:06,478 --> 00:31:08,844
Saw Jen light uparound the little girls.
546
00:31:08,914 --> 00:31:11,712
Got a flat driving home.Wrote a column about state troopers.
547
00:31:11,783 --> 00:31:15,048
Wrote a column about toll booths.Went to dinner to celebrate Jenny's raise.
548
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,883
Tied Marley to the table.
549
00:31:18,190 --> 00:31:20,055
Marley, come here!
550
00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:23,424
Chased Marley and the table.Caught the table.
551
00:31:23,495 --> 00:31:25,224
Wrote a column about Marleypulling the table.
552
00:31:25,297 --> 00:31:28,425
Tried to write a column aboutanything but Marley. Nada.
553
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,900
Picked oranges from our tree.Made orange juice.
554
00:31:30,969 --> 00:31:34,405
Drove down to Miami forBark in the Park Night at the Marlins game.
555
00:31:34,472 --> 00:31:36,599
Brought Marley, who turned outto be a real baseball fan.
556
00:31:36,675 --> 00:31:39,143
Tried to stop him from chasinga foul ball in the stands.
557
00:31:39,211 --> 00:31:41,372
Tried to stop him from chasinga foul ball on the field.
558
00:31:41,446 --> 00:31:44,415
Wrote a column about the ball game.Took crap from Sebastian about it.
559
00:31:44,482 --> 00:31:46,211
Met his new girlfriend.Can't remember her name.
560
00:31:46,284 --> 00:31:48,878
Went snorkeling with them.Cut my leg on a piece of coral.
561
00:31:48,954 --> 00:31:51,787
Went to the emergency room.Wrote a column about hospitals.
562
00:31:51,856 --> 00:31:55,622
Went to an Easter egg hunt at Jenny'sboss's house in Boca. Drank mimosas.
563
00:31:55,694 --> 00:31:58,254
Met a doctor who doesthree liposuctions a day.
564
00:31:58,330 --> 00:32:02,061
Wrote a column about nannies in Boca.Wrote a column about the women of Boca.
565
00:32:02,133 --> 00:32:04,601
Wrote a columnabout writing columns.
566
00:32:04,669 --> 00:32:07,331
Came home to find Jennydancing with Marley.
567
00:32:10,675 --> 00:32:14,236
Tried to think of reasonsnot to have a baby now.
568
00:32:14,312 --> 00:32:16,177
Nada.
569
00:32:19,184 --> 00:32:21,152
Why don't you just
let him off the leash?
570
00:32:21,219 --> 00:32:24,416
Because although I love him,
I don't trust him.
571
00:32:24,489 --> 00:32:26,423
Honey, it's been two years.He's never had an accident.
572
00:32:26,491 --> 00:32:28,425
I know, 'cause I never
let him off the leash.
573
00:32:28,493 --> 00:32:31,724
We're not gonna be the guys who get
Dog Beach shut down, are we, Marley?
574
00:32:31,796 --> 00:32:33,923
Nope.
575
00:32:33,999 --> 00:32:37,435
Okay. So what's next?
576
00:32:37,502 --> 00:32:39,663
Um, ice cream?
577
00:32:39,738 --> 00:32:41,672
No. I mean on your list.
578
00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:43,401
- My list?
- Jen, the list-
579
00:32:43,475 --> 00:32:46,501
Your little play list that you had when
we got married that had the game plan.
580
00:32:46,578 --> 00:32:48,876
- It was basically my marching orders.
- My plan?
581
00:32:48,947 --> 00:32:52,713
Your plan. I wanna know
what's next. Scare me.
582
00:32:52,784 --> 00:32:55,116
- You really wanna know?
- Hit me.
583
00:32:55,186 --> 00:32:59,953
- Well, it's a toss-up between the new roof-
- Very practical.
584
00:33:01,026 --> 00:33:03,961
And, uh- and a baby.
585
00:33:11,436 --> 00:33:13,700
I could live with a few leaks.
586
00:33:14,906 --> 00:33:17,136
- Really?
- Yeah, a couple.
587
00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:20,006
But you know, a couple leaks
turn into maybe one big leak...
588
00:33:20,078 --> 00:33:23,377
and then that big leak becomes
a very big responsibility.
589
00:33:23,448 --> 00:33:26,645
- That's true.
- We may want to think
about fixing a lot of things...
590
00:33:26,718 --> 00:33:29,118
- before we start-
- Well, honey, we already fixed Marley.
591
00:33:29,187 --> 00:33:32,884
If we fix too many more things, then
I think this conversation becomes moot.
592
00:33:32,957 --> 00:33:35,824
John, are you serious?
593
00:33:35,894 --> 00:33:38,055
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
594
00:33:38,129 --> 00:33:40,689
- You realize we're not talking
about an actual roof here.
- Yes.
595
00:33:40,765 --> 00:33:43,131
I got that. About halfway
through I picked it up.
596
00:33:43,201 --> 00:33:45,169
Good metaphor though.
597
00:33:45,236 --> 00:33:48,933
And you're not just saying this 'cause
you think it'll lead to some funny columns?
598
00:33:49,007 --> 00:33:51,669
Honey, come on. I mean,
if I get some funny columns...
599
00:33:51,743 --> 00:33:54,405
that's collateral damage
I think we can live with.
600
00:33:54,479 --> 00:33:57,573
I mean, I'm ready... if you are.
601
00:33:57,649 --> 00:33:59,879
Well, instead of trying
to have a baby...
602
00:33:59,951 --> 00:34:04,251
why don't just stop
trying not to have one?
603
00:34:04,322 --> 00:34:07,291
- Okay, if I'm following you
correctly, and I think I am-
- Uh-huh.
604
00:34:07,359 --> 00:34:10,692
This is the part-We head back,
we take it off, we get it on.
605
00:34:10,762 --> 00:34:13,322
Yes, but you'll- It'll have a little
more romance than that.
606
00:34:13,398 --> 00:34:17,767
- Yeah, we'll get some candles,
some Sade of course.
- Sade?
607
00:34:23,975 --> 00:34:25,101
- Honey?
- Yeah?
608
00:34:25,176 --> 00:34:27,371
Did you have kibble today?
609
00:34:27,445 --> 00:34:29,811
Marley, come on. Marley, go.
610
00:34:29,881 --> 00:34:31,815
Honey, he's a dog.
He won't know what he's looking at.
611
00:34:31,883 --> 00:34:34,511
No, no, trust me. He knows,
and he resents the hell out of me.
612
00:34:34,586 --> 00:34:37,646
- Go on, Marley. You have to go.
- Oh, baby, please focus. Focus.
613
00:34:37,722 --> 00:34:39,690
- Okay. All right.
- Mm-hmm.
614
00:34:44,329 --> 00:34:47,730
Good. Good. It's even better
than the last one.
615
00:34:47,799 --> 00:34:49,892
- Thank you.
- You're very good, Grogan.
616
00:34:49,968 --> 00:34:52,994
I like that piece you did
in Boca last week on the woman.
617
00:34:53,071 --> 00:34:55,505
- What'd you call her?
- "Boca-hantas."
618
00:34:55,573 --> 00:34:58,633
- Is that true- She had her boobs done four times?
- That's what she said.
619
00:34:58,710 --> 00:35:02,043
Hysterical. And is that true
about you and your wife?
620
00:35:02,113 --> 00:35:05,640
- You're trying to have a kid?
- Well, you know, we're not really trying...
621
00:35:05,717 --> 00:35:07,685
- 'cause we don't wanna-
- How does that work?
622
00:35:07,752 --> 00:35:10,220
- What do you mean?
- Well, I mean, you having sex?
623
00:35:10,288 --> 00:35:12,483
- Yeah.
- Did you pull the goalie?
624
00:35:12,557 --> 00:35:14,286
- Yeah.
- Then you're trying.
625
00:35:14,359 --> 00:35:17,157
Congratulations. Good work.
626
00:35:17,228 --> 00:35:19,423
"Not trying" trying?
627
00:35:19,497 --> 00:35:22,432
Oh, yeah. 'Course, you'd know that
if you ever read my column.
628
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:25,663
Hey, all due respect, but does
anybody ever read your column?
629
00:35:25,737 --> 00:35:28,365
Come on. I bring Marley out here
to help you run your game...
630
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,273
on these poor girls,
and this is the thanks we get.
631
00:35:31,342 --> 00:35:34,607
- How long you been at it?
- A few months.
632
00:35:34,679 --> 00:35:37,341
- What changed your mind?
- Well, here's the thing.
633
00:35:37,415 --> 00:35:39,713
I'm actually married to someone...
634
00:35:39,784 --> 00:35:42,344
and I care about what she wants.
635
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:44,354
Well, is it what you want?
636
00:35:44,422 --> 00:35:46,185
Yeah.
637
00:35:46,257 --> 00:35:50,284
- I guess that answers my other question.
- Yeah?
638
00:35:50,361 --> 00:35:52,295
I'm about to do a piece
on the growth...
639
00:35:52,363 --> 00:35:54,729
of the domestic drug trade
for the Times magazine.
640
00:35:54,799 --> 00:35:57,495
- You're freelancing for the New York Times?
- Yeah.
641
00:35:57,569 --> 00:35:59,833
Yeah, but it's a big story.
642
00:35:59,904 --> 00:36:03,169
Too big for one guy and, uh, I was
hoping you'd write it with me.
643
00:36:04,809 --> 00:36:06,800
Are you kidding me?
644
00:36:06,878 --> 00:36:10,041
- Be a chance for us to work together.
- Yeah, I would love that.
645
00:36:10,114 --> 00:36:12,810
Of course, it will be
a lot of work, a lot of travel.
646
00:36:12,884 --> 00:36:15,250
I would hope so.
647
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,517
Maybe not the best job for, uh,
somebody with a kid on the way.
648
00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:22,993
Well, that's not necessarily
happening right this very second.
649
00:36:23,061 --> 00:36:25,962
Let me talk it-There she is.
650
00:36:27,432 --> 00:36:29,900
- Honey, how are you?
- Hi.
651
00:36:29,968 --> 00:36:33,870
I'm just calling to let you know that
there's a naked woman in your bed.
652
00:36:33,938 --> 00:36:37,601
Why don't the two of you get started,
and I'll be there as soon as I can?
653
00:36:37,675 --> 00:36:40,439
Oh, very funny.
654
00:36:40,512 --> 00:36:42,537
But seriously,
can you come home now?
655
00:36:46,150 --> 00:36:49,244
Hey. We're home.
656
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,312
Hi.
657
00:36:52,390 --> 00:36:56,520
You know the baby thing? I've been
thinking, maybe we should take a break.
658
00:36:58,363 --> 00:37:03,562
You know? Obviously it's not working,
and maybe it's nature's way...
659
00:37:03,635 --> 00:37:05,933
of saying now's
not the right timing.
660
00:37:07,505 --> 00:37:12,101
I mean, maybe it's a sign that we're
not quite ready for this, that-
661
00:37:12,176 --> 00:37:14,041
- I mean, have we really thought this-
- John.
662
00:37:15,046 --> 00:37:17,412
I'm pregnant.
663
00:37:18,516 --> 00:37:20,450
- Great.
- Mm-hmm.
664
00:37:20,518 --> 00:37:24,079
Wow. Great. Really?
665
00:37:24,155 --> 00:37:25,213
- Yeah.
- Yes.
666
00:37:25,290 --> 00:37:27,224
You were-You were just saying-
667
00:37:27,292 --> 00:37:29,317
No, don't worry.
That was, like-
668
00:37:29,394 --> 00:37:31,453
It sounds so awkward now,
like I just have this, like...
669
00:37:31,529 --> 00:37:35,556
very, you know, idiotic
soliloquy that doesn't apply...
670
00:37:35,633 --> 00:37:37,624
and I'm really excited.
671
00:37:37,702 --> 00:37:39,761
- Do you want to start over?
- I would love to.
672
00:37:39,837 --> 00:37:41,270
- That would be great. Can we?
- By all means.
673
00:37:41,339 --> 00:37:44,172
Good.
674
00:37:45,843 --> 00:37:49,939
- I'm pregnant.
- What? No!
675
00:37:50,014 --> 00:37:52,244
Yes!
676
00:37:52,317 --> 00:37:54,842
Listen. Don't makethe same mistake I did.
677
00:37:54,919 --> 00:37:57,683
- What?
- There's gonna come a time very soon...
678
00:37:57,755 --> 00:38:01,384
- where her ankles are gonna swell up.
- No, I'm ready for that.
679
00:38:01,459 --> 00:38:03,723
- She's gonna have blotches all over her face.
- Yeah.
680
00:38:03,795 --> 00:38:05,729
She'll be 40 pounds overweight.
681
00:38:05,797 --> 00:38:08,322
- She'll be throwing up all the time.
- I'm not ready for that.
682
00:38:08,399 --> 00:38:10,333
She's gonna look at you
and she's gonna say...
683
00:38:10,401 --> 00:38:12,767
"You bastard. You did this to me."
684
00:38:12,837 --> 00:38:15,704
What-What happened to the glow?
The-You know, the-
685
00:38:15,773 --> 00:38:18,298
There's no glow. Get her a gift.
686
00:38:18,376 --> 00:38:20,708
That'll dissipate some of the anger.
687
00:38:20,778 --> 00:38:22,769
Uh, earrings, uh, bracelet-
688
00:38:22,847 --> 00:38:24,781
That's thoughtful.
It's a good idea.
689
00:38:24,849 --> 00:38:28,012
- Maybe I'll get on it right now.
- There's a jewelry store on the corner.
690
00:38:28,086 --> 00:38:29,314
- All right.
- Mention my name.
691
00:38:31,923 --> 00:38:34,016
Oh, John.
692
00:38:34,092 --> 00:38:36,856
It's just beautiful.
693
00:38:36,928 --> 00:38:39,795
It's just... beautiful.
694
00:38:39,864 --> 00:38:41,798
Honey, thank you.
695
00:38:41,866 --> 00:38:43,993
You're welcome. I was just
walking by this-Thinking of you-
696
00:38:44,068 --> 00:38:46,036
- Yeah?
- And I saw that in the window and I go...
697
00:38:46,104 --> 00:38:48,800
- "I'm getting this."
- That's so sweet.
698
00:38:48,873 --> 00:38:51,637
- Yeah, well- Do you like it?
- I love it.
699
00:38:51,709 --> 00:38:54,769
Yeah, well, put it on. Or let me put it on.
I think it's better luck.
700
00:38:54,846 --> 00:38:56,541
- Where'd it go?
- What'd you do with it?
701
00:38:56,614 --> 00:38:58,377
- You just set it down, I thought.
- I just had it.
702
00:38:58,449 --> 00:39:00,007
- Did you drop it?
- No, I put it right here.
703
00:39:00,084 --> 00:39:02,211
It didn't just disappear.
704
00:39:02,286 --> 00:39:04,220
Oh, God.
705
00:39:06,791 --> 00:39:09,487
- Marley. No- Marley, spit it out.
- No, no.
706
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,824
Go to the kitchen. Go to the kitchen.
707
00:39:11,896 --> 00:39:13,830
Marley, I have a treat.
708
00:39:13,898 --> 00:39:16,492
Come here.
709
00:39:16,567 --> 00:39:19,400
Stay. Marley, stay.
710
00:39:19,470 --> 00:39:22,837
Good boy. Yeah.
711
00:39:25,309 --> 00:39:29,405
Marley!
712
00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:34,775
Marley!
713
00:39:34,852 --> 00:39:37,116
Come here, Marley.
714
00:39:38,756 --> 00:39:40,951
Geez.
715
00:39:44,262 --> 00:39:46,662
- Marley, drop it.
- Marley.
716
00:39:46,731 --> 00:39:50,189
- Marley.
- Is it there? Oh, honey, I don't see it.
717
00:39:53,137 --> 00:39:56,436
Marley, you gotta
lay off the mangoes.
718
00:39:57,675 --> 00:40:00,166
You know, years ago,
when I imagined my life...
719
00:40:00,244 --> 00:40:02,735
somehow standing in the backyard...
720
00:40:02,814 --> 00:40:06,648
hosing down your crap, lookingfor my wife's swallowed, recycled...
721
00:40:06,718 --> 00:40:09,949
ass-kissing gift
never jumped to mind.
722
00:40:10,021 --> 00:40:11,955
Which shows you gotta dream big...
723
00:40:12,023 --> 00:40:14,116
'cause- Oh. Jackpot.
724
00:40:14,392 --> 00:40:19,125
My, that's a lovely necklace. So shiny.
725
00:40:19,197 --> 00:40:23,463
- Yes, it is.
- And how's that crazy dog of yours?
726
00:40:23,534 --> 00:40:25,832
I read your columns every week.
727
00:40:25,903 --> 00:40:27,928
- Oh.
- Oh. So you're the one.
728
00:40:28,005 --> 00:40:31,634
I think you'll get a kick out of next week's column.
729
00:40:31,709 --> 00:40:34,439
The heartbeat'll be very fast-
Like a little train. That's normal.
730
00:40:34,512 --> 00:40:36,639
Is it- Is it too early
to tell the sex?
731
00:40:36,714 --> 00:40:38,511
I- Not that I care.
732
00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:42,110
Can be male, female-
Whatever sex he wants.
733
00:40:42,186 --> 00:40:44,586
- Unambiguous genitalia...
734
00:40:44,655 --> 00:40:47,453
- if I had my druthers, but-
- Shh. Hang on.
735
00:40:50,495 --> 00:40:52,725
Sometimes you can't hear it, depending
on how the baby's lying.
736
00:40:52,797 --> 00:40:55,163
- You're 10 weeks, right?
- Monday I'll be 10 weeks.
737
00:40:55,233 --> 00:40:58,600
Hmm. Well, might be
a little too early for that.
738
00:40:58,669 --> 00:41:01,331
Let's go right to the sonogram.
Did you bring your blank tape?
739
00:41:01,405 --> 00:41:03,930
- Oh, yes.
- Yes. Yes.
740
00:41:04,008 --> 00:41:06,442
- That's warm.
- Mm-hmm.
741
00:41:06,511 --> 00:41:08,945
- Let's get a good picture for you first, huh?
- Okay.
742
00:41:09,013 --> 00:41:12,107
It'll be right up
on the monitor here.
743
00:41:19,056 --> 00:41:21,490
Excuse me. I'll be just a minute.
744
00:41:32,436 --> 00:41:34,370
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
745
00:41:34,438 --> 00:41:37,635
Let's take a look
at your baby, shall we?
746
00:41:39,677 --> 00:41:41,645
All right.
747
00:41:48,519 --> 00:41:50,487
Is there anything in there?
748
00:41:53,724 --> 00:41:56,318
Not what you would expect
to see at 10 weeks.
749
00:41:56,394 --> 00:41:58,385
I'm not- I'm not quite 10 weeks.
750
00:41:58,462 --> 00:42:01,761
At Monday it's still,
I guess, nine weeks.
751
00:42:01,833 --> 00:42:04,563
Nine weeks.
752
00:42:04,635 --> 00:42:07,126
There's no heartbeat, Jen.
753
00:42:09,407 --> 00:42:12,137
I'm very, very sorry.
754
00:42:12,210 --> 00:42:14,940
These things-They happen sometimes.
We don't know why.
755
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,014
You're young. You have your health.
756
00:42:18,082 --> 00:42:20,812
Couple months,you guys can try again.
757
00:42:20,885 --> 00:42:23,786
I'm sorry. All right, I'm gonna-
758
00:42:23,855 --> 00:42:26,847
I'll leave you guys alone for a momentand we'll talk some more.
759
00:42:26,924 --> 00:42:29,017
I'm very sorry.
760
00:42:49,847 --> 00:42:52,839
Well, in a couple months
we can try again, okay?
761
00:43:18,209 --> 00:43:20,200
You want some tea?
762
00:43:23,714 --> 00:43:27,309
You know what I was thinking-
That we, uh-
763
00:43:27,385 --> 00:43:29,512
We still have those tickets
from your parents...
764
00:43:29,587 --> 00:43:32,613
for the honeymoon in Ireland.
765
00:43:32,690 --> 00:43:36,592
We could finally do that.
Maybe take some time off.
766
00:43:38,129 --> 00:43:40,222
Jenny?
767
00:44:23,975 --> 00:44:27,536
- Oh, he's... big.
- Oh, yeah. He's a hundred pounds.
768
00:44:27,611 --> 00:44:30,205
- Now, he just wants to say hello here.
- Yeah.
769
00:44:30,281 --> 00:44:32,749
- He loves people.- Just be calm. You just stay still.
770
00:44:32,817 --> 00:44:34,682
And you're a dog person, right?
771
00:44:34,752 --> 00:44:37,243
- Actually, I'm-
- Ready? Here we go.
772
00:44:37,321 --> 00:44:38,720
Go on, you can say hello.
773
00:44:38,789 --> 00:44:40,814
No, no, don't let him do that.
Sorry. Sorry.
774
00:44:40,891 --> 00:44:42,916
All you have to do is-
You just knee him if he does that.
775
00:44:42,994 --> 00:44:44,586
That shouldn't happen all the time.
Just when you walk through the door.
776
00:44:44,662 --> 00:44:48,029
But here, read this. This'll tell youeverything you need to know.
777
00:44:48,099 --> 00:44:50,158
- I've got the bags here.
- Have you got everything?
778
00:44:50,234 --> 00:44:53,169
- Thank you. Come on, honey.
- Can you get that door?
779
00:44:53,237 --> 00:44:55,432
- I got it.
- Okay. Here we are.
780
00:44:55,506 --> 00:44:57,201
- Honey, we're really late.
- Oh! Marley. Marley.
781
00:44:57,274 --> 00:44:59,868
Debby, welcome to our home.
782
00:44:59,944 --> 00:45:03,107
Marley is a spirited dogwho loves interaction.
783
00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:05,876
We've never left him before,but we are sure he'll behave...
784
00:45:05,950 --> 00:45:07,884
just as he does when we're at home.
785
00:45:11,288 --> 00:45:14,121
There are just a few things aboutMarley you're gonna need to know.
786
00:45:14,191 --> 00:45:16,557
- He eats three times a day.
787
00:45:17,828 --> 00:45:20,262
If he looks starved, feed him again.
788
00:45:21,999 --> 00:45:24,866
Now, of course, all of this foodis gonna have to go somewhere...
789
00:45:24,935 --> 00:45:28,871
so use the blue pooper scooper,and watch your step.
790
00:45:28,939 --> 00:45:31,737
Don't worry about the color.He likes mangoes.
791
00:45:31,809 --> 00:45:34,039
Marley is not allowedto drink out of the toilet...
792
00:45:34,111 --> 00:45:36,545
so be sure to keep the lid closed...
793
00:45:36,614 --> 00:45:38,548
- and the brick on the lid.
794
00:45:38,616 --> 00:45:40,550
You know, actually,you might want...
795
00:45:40,618 --> 00:45:42,552
to just keep the bathroom doorshut in general.
796
00:45:42,620 --> 00:45:45,282
Like most dogs, Marleyneeds a lot of exercise...
797
00:45:45,356 --> 00:45:50,293
so try to take him for a walk or a runevery morning and every evening.
798
00:45:50,361 --> 00:45:52,659
Marley, let go!
799
00:45:52,730 --> 00:45:55,130
Let go. Let go. Let go.
Aaah! Marley, no!
800
00:45:55,199 --> 00:45:58,566
And be sure to lock the doorsand windows before you go to sleep.
801
00:45:58,636 --> 00:46:00,001
Shoo! Shoo!
802
00:46:00,071 --> 00:46:02,562
But don't worry.Marley is an excellent watchdog.
803
00:46:04,642 --> 00:46:07,634
You can rest easy at nightknowing he's on the job.
804
00:46:07,711 --> 00:46:09,975
Thunderstorms are his weak point.
805
00:46:10,047 --> 00:46:12,675
You can give him sedativesif you think a storm is arriving.
806
00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:16,277
Okay. Here you go. Marley.
Marley, come back here.
807
00:46:16,353 --> 00:46:19,789
He doesn't like them, so push themdown his throat as far as they go.
808
00:46:19,857 --> 00:46:23,088
Welcome. Welcome.
I'm Mrs. Butterly.
809
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:27,620
Now finally, we do not allow Marleyto get up on any piece of furniture...
810
00:46:27,698 --> 00:46:29,825
chew on anything except his toys.
811
00:46:31,535 --> 00:46:35,301
Other than that, enjoy him.Love, Jenny and John.
812
00:46:35,506 --> 00:46:40,102
We serve tea every day at 4:00,
and dinner at 6:00 sharp.
813
00:46:40,177 --> 00:46:44,307
Oh, and these blankets are woolen.Good heat in 'em.
814
00:46:44,381 --> 00:46:47,441
- So-So they're electric?
- Oh, not in this house.
815
00:46:47,518 --> 00:46:51,181
My brother died in a fire,
God rest his soul.
816
00:46:51,255 --> 00:46:54,952
In this room, actually.
817
00:46:55,025 --> 00:46:57,721
Oh, not to worry.It's been re-papered.
818
00:46:57,795 --> 00:47:00,229
Well, good night to ya both.
819
00:47:00,297 --> 00:47:02,231
- And God bless you.
- God bless.
820
00:47:02,299 --> 00:47:04,631
Thank you. You- Bless you.
821
00:47:08,472 --> 00:47:11,305
That was just weird.
822
00:47:15,079 --> 00:47:16,740
Oh, gosh.
823
00:47:16,814 --> 00:47:21,114
Honey, I- I know that we
haven't had sex since-You know.
824
00:47:21,185 --> 00:47:25,053
But I don't think we're breaking
that streak tonight.
825
00:47:25,122 --> 00:47:27,056
No, no. I don't-
826
00:47:27,124 --> 00:47:29,058
I don't want to break
the streak here.
827
00:47:29,126 --> 00:47:31,754
This doesn't feel-I mean, I think I could...
828
00:47:31,829 --> 00:47:36,198
you know, handle God watching,
and his mother, but-
829
00:47:36,267 --> 00:47:40,260
But not- not this little
porcelain pontiff right here.
830
00:47:40,337 --> 00:47:43,738
It's July, and I think I can see my breath.
831
00:47:43,807 --> 00:47:46,708
- Honey, I can't feel my toes.
- That's not good.
832
00:47:46,777 --> 00:47:49,337
I wanna check on that.
833
00:47:51,415 --> 00:47:53,747
Oh, good God, shush.
834
00:47:53,817 --> 00:47:58,447
It's not the bed. It's the shrieks
of oversexed souls in hell.
835
00:48:01,692 --> 00:48:03,819
Don't you want to join them?
836
00:48:05,729 --> 00:48:07,663
Really?
837
00:48:07,731 --> 00:48:09,926
Mm-hmm.
838
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,991
We don't have to.
839
00:48:12,069 --> 00:48:16,267
I know, but the idea that it hasn't
happened here in 50 years is just-
840
00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:18,968
It's kind of turning me on.
841
00:48:23,347 --> 00:48:25,713
Honey, I missed you.
842
00:48:51,976 --> 00:48:53,910
Marley! Hi, honey.
843
00:48:53,978 --> 00:48:55,912
- Marley.
- Ohh.
844
00:48:55,980 --> 00:48:57,914
Come here.
845
00:48:57,982 --> 00:48:59,347
- We missed you so much.- Hey, Debby.
846
00:48:59,416 --> 00:49:01,850
There were 11 thunderstorms
while you were gone.
847
00:49:01,919 --> 00:49:05,685
Eleven. And you were right.He doesn't like thunderstorms.
848
00:49:05,756 --> 00:49:08,418
Wow. Okay. Yeah. Eleven.
That's a lot of thunderstorms.
849
00:49:08,492 --> 00:49:11,359
Oh, and just so you know, I am
a dog person, but that's not a dog.
850
00:49:11,428 --> 00:49:15,694
That is evil with a dog face that is
humping my leg and peeing on your carpet.
851
00:49:15,766 --> 00:49:19,133
- Marley.
- Marley, stop that.
852
00:49:25,743 --> 00:49:29,179
Marley, come on.
It's just thunder. No barking.
853
00:49:33,284 --> 00:49:36,447
Marley, come on.
It's just thunder.
854
00:49:38,222 --> 00:49:40,190
Marley, come on.
855
00:49:40,257 --> 00:49:41,519
Jenny?
856
00:49:41,592 --> 00:49:44,527
Can you help me out here?
857
00:49:44,595 --> 00:49:48,292
I got 20 minutes
to file this column, and I gotta-
858
00:49:48,365 --> 00:49:50,697
Jenny?
859
00:49:50,768 --> 00:49:53,896
- Ah, the luck of the Irish.
- What?
860
00:50:44,355 --> 00:50:46,289
Mmm.
861
00:50:59,002 --> 00:51:01,027
Whoa.
862
00:51:01,105 --> 00:51:04,734
Wow. Whoo.
863
00:51:04,808 --> 00:51:07,242
Aah. Ooh. Oh, God.
864
00:51:07,311 --> 00:51:09,939
John? Honey. John.John, wake up.
865
00:51:10,013 --> 00:51:11,947
- Yeah?
- It's time.
866
00:51:12,015 --> 00:51:14,745
...comfortable.
867
00:51:14,818 --> 00:51:16,752
Okay, but- Ooh.
868
00:51:16,820 --> 00:51:18,947
- God!
- You all right? You all right?
869
00:51:19,022 --> 00:51:20,011
You okay?
870
00:51:20,090 --> 00:51:21,614
No, it's okay. I'm not gonna hurt her.
871
00:51:21,692 --> 00:51:23,751
Try not to scream,
'cause I don't want him to kill me.
872
00:51:23,827 --> 00:51:25,954
You remembered to install
the car seat this weekend?
873
00:51:26,029 --> 00:51:28,589
- They won't let us take the baby home-
- Right. I wouldn't forget that.
874
00:51:28,665 --> 00:51:30,758
- I know that. I'm sorry.
- You got that?
875
00:51:30,834 --> 00:51:31,926
I got it. I got it.
876
00:51:35,639 --> 00:51:38,301
Yeah, come on, Marley.
Help me out here.
877
00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:43,005
You can chew through drywall, Marley.
This is nothing for you.
878
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,674
Good. Yeah.
879
00:51:47,885 --> 00:51:49,819
You're gonna stay here.
880
00:51:49,887 --> 00:51:51,878
This bone will keep you busy now.
881
00:51:51,955 --> 00:51:55,254
Hopefully, no thunderstorms.
And I'm off like-
882
00:52:17,114 --> 00:52:19,309
Who's your daddy? Come here.
883
00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:31,594
Here's the thing.
884
00:52:31,662 --> 00:52:34,688
In about two minutes
we're gonna bring home the baby...
885
00:52:34,765 --> 00:52:38,826
and you'd be doing me a really
big favor if you didn't freak out.
886
00:52:40,404 --> 00:52:42,736
And I'm gonna try to do the same.
887
00:52:47,010 --> 00:52:49,911
- Are you ready?
- I'm ready. Yes.
888
00:52:49,980 --> 00:52:51,914
Hi. Come here.
889
00:52:51,982 --> 00:52:54,041
Hi, baby. Oh, hi. Hi, sweetie.
890
00:52:54,117 --> 00:52:57,484
Hi, Marley. Oh, come on.
891
00:52:57,554 --> 00:52:59,988
Come here. Okay.
892
00:53:00,057 --> 00:53:04,357
- Marley.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. It would
be a bummer if you ate the baby.
893
00:53:05,996 --> 00:53:08,726
- Mmm. Mmm.
- Shh.
894
00:53:08,799 --> 00:53:12,929
- Just, uh-
- Marley, this is Patrick.
895
00:53:14,671 --> 00:53:17,196
Not to be confused with a chew toy.
896
00:53:17,274 --> 00:53:19,242
Although it may look like one.
897
00:53:19,309 --> 00:53:21,834
Say hi. See, honey?
He's not eating the baby.
898
00:53:22,334 --> 00:53:22,859
Very good.
899
00:53:34,913 --> 00:53:36,211
Yeah.
No, I have a quote for it right here.
900
00:53:36,882 --> 00:53:40,147
Well, have Legal call them again
and get a release for it.
901
00:53:40,219 --> 00:53:42,449
They told me it was on the record.
902
00:53:42,521 --> 00:53:45,490
I don't- Patrick?
Honey, be careful with those toys.
903
00:53:45,558 --> 00:53:48,083
You know Marley gets-
No, Carla, I'm not talking to you.
904
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,492
Will you just call them
and get a release?
905
00:53:50,563 --> 00:53:52,497
I-I- I'll call you right back.
Call you right back.
906
00:54:12,885 --> 00:54:15,820
Those days are over for us, amigo.
907
00:54:15,888 --> 00:54:18,152
We had a good run though.
908
00:54:43,549 --> 00:54:44,846
Come on, Marley.
909
00:54:45,751 --> 00:54:47,480
I know this is gonna sound crazy...
910
00:54:47,553 --> 00:54:50,750
but what's that thing called
when you owe money on a house?
911
00:54:50,823 --> 00:54:52,757
- It starts with an "M."
- Mortgage.
912
00:54:52,825 --> 00:54:54,759
Mortgage.
913
00:54:54,827 --> 00:54:57,625
Wow. Is it possible
to be this tired?
914
00:54:57,696 --> 00:55:00,665
You know what?
I'm gonna get up with him tonight.
915
00:55:00,733 --> 00:55:04,032
No, you won't.
You don't hear him.
916
00:55:04,103 --> 00:55:07,800
- Yeah. You're right.
- I don't know... why.
917
00:55:07,873 --> 00:55:10,000
I'm just a blessedly sound sleeper.
918
00:55:10,075 --> 00:55:12,305
Honey, I do have to go
into the office tomorrow though.
919
00:55:12,378 --> 00:55:14,346
Will you watch him then for me?
920
00:55:14,413 --> 00:55:16,574
It'll be my pleasure.
921
00:55:16,649 --> 00:55:21,052
- How long are we talking about?
- I don't know.
922
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,884
It's not quite what
you expected, huh?
923
00:55:23,956 --> 00:55:26,254
I don't know what I expected.
924
00:55:26,325 --> 00:55:29,726
- I never thought Marley
would seem like the easy one.
- I know.
925
00:55:29,795 --> 00:55:31,729
I know, but you know what?
926
00:55:31,797 --> 00:55:36,234
We adjusted to him,
and we'll adjust to the baby.
927
00:55:36,301 --> 00:55:40,032
I'm just trying
to remember us from before.
928
00:55:40,105 --> 00:55:42,539
You mean those, uh-
Those younger-
929
00:55:42,608 --> 00:55:45,941
- Yeah.
- Sexier, better-looking people?
930
00:55:46,011 --> 00:55:48,639
- Yeah.
- I remember them. I remember them vaguely.
931
00:55:48,714 --> 00:55:50,705
I miss them.
932
00:55:50,783 --> 00:55:52,717
Mmm. They're here.
933
00:55:52,785 --> 00:55:54,878
They're here. They're just really tired.
934
00:55:54,953 --> 00:55:57,285
Mmm?
935
00:55:57,356 --> 00:56:01,622
What? Now you're jealous?
936
00:56:05,431 --> 00:56:08,264
Stay here.
937
00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:10,267
- Call the police.
- Okay.
938
00:56:21,714 --> 00:56:24,649
Hey, hey, hey. Are you all right?
What happened?
939
00:56:24,717 --> 00:56:28,710
He told me not to scream
or he'd stab me, but I screamed.
940
00:56:28,787 --> 00:56:31,017
- But I screamed-
- Okay, now, just sit down. Just sit down.
941
00:56:31,090 --> 00:56:34,150
- And he stabbed me.
- It's all right. That's okay. Hold on.
942
00:56:34,226 --> 00:56:36,217
- Where's your mother?
- At work.
943
00:56:36,295 --> 00:56:38,286
It's okay. It's not that bad.
944
00:56:38,363 --> 00:56:40,558
Keep your hand placed right here.
945
00:56:40,632 --> 00:56:43,795
Okay. Now, I called the police.
946
00:56:43,869 --> 00:56:47,168
Everything's gonna be okay.
947
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:50,072
You know, in all the time I've lived here,
I've never gotten your name.
948
00:56:50,142 --> 00:56:52,736
- Lisa.
- Okay-
949
00:56:52,811 --> 00:56:54,745
I'm gonna sit right here, Lisa.
950
00:56:54,813 --> 00:56:57,145
You're gonna keep
your hands placed there...
951
00:56:57,216 --> 00:57:00,310
and we're gonna wait
for the police to get here.
952
00:57:00,385 --> 00:57:02,376
And they're gonna take care of this.
953
00:57:02,454 --> 00:57:05,150
All right? Okay?
954
00:57:05,224 --> 00:57:07,692
Look at me. It's all right.
955
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,159
It's all right.
956
00:57:09,361 --> 00:57:10,828
Safest neighborhood?
957
00:57:10,896 --> 00:57:13,763
- In terms of crime, I'd say you're lookin' at Boca.
- Boca?
958
00:57:13,832 --> 00:57:16,130
- Mmm.
- I was afraid you were gonna say that.
959
00:57:16,201 --> 00:57:19,762
- That's the way it is, John.
- Okay. Thanks.
960
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,374
Boca. Not so bad.
961
00:57:23,442 --> 00:57:25,433
You got kids playin' in the street.I don't know.
962
00:57:25,511 --> 00:57:29,140
What do you guys think? We might
live here one day... if we can afford it.
963
00:57:29,214 --> 00:57:31,148
Here we go.
964
00:57:31,216 --> 00:57:33,582
I got you right there.
965
00:57:35,721 --> 00:57:38,485
Stay. Marley, no.
966
00:57:38,557 --> 00:57:40,752
Marley. Marley.
967
00:57:40,826 --> 00:57:44,421
And don't you love this kitchen?And look at the state-of-the-art appliances.
968
00:57:44,496 --> 00:57:47,465
My favorite part- the pool. It's-
969
00:57:50,402 --> 00:57:53,565
- Um, why don't we look over here?
- Can I get a brochure?
970
00:57:53,639 --> 00:57:56,073
- Uh, sure.
- Looks nice.
971
00:57:57,910 --> 00:57:59,901
Whose dog is that?
972
00:58:02,614 --> 00:58:04,605
Jenny?
973
00:58:06,852 --> 00:58:08,843
Honey?
974
00:58:08,921 --> 00:58:10,980
Jen?
975
00:58:13,058 --> 00:58:16,824
- Hey, you okay?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. No, I'm good.
Where have you guys been?
976
00:58:16,895 --> 00:58:18,829
- I wanna show you something.
- What?
977
00:58:18,897 --> 00:58:22,526
It's a house. Now, it's a little pricey...
978
00:58:22,601 --> 00:58:24,899
but I think we can do it.
979
00:58:24,970 --> 00:58:26,904
- Boca?
- I know, I know.
980
00:58:26,972 --> 00:58:30,100
But I talked to Frank Bennett on the Metro
desk and he says it's the safest neighborhood.
981
00:58:30,175 --> 00:58:32,439
John, I'm just not sure now
is the right time.
982
00:58:32,511 --> 00:58:36,003
Jen, when do you think is the right time,after one of us gets stabbed in the driveway?
983
00:58:36,081 --> 00:58:38,845
- John.
- Honey, it's cramped in here.
984
00:58:38,917 --> 00:58:41,112
Remember, this was supposed
to be a three-year house.
985
00:58:41,186 --> 00:58:45,179
I know. I know that. I just don't think
we can afford to buy a new one.
986
00:58:45,257 --> 00:58:48,693
- I know, but, honey, we can.
With both our salaries-
- Honey, I'm pregnant.
987
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,523
Really?
988
00:58:52,030 --> 00:58:56,023
- Are you sure?
- Come here.
989
00:59:04,176 --> 00:59:06,610
Pretty sure.
990
00:59:06,678 --> 00:59:08,873
Four for four. Wow.
991
00:59:08,947 --> 00:59:10,881
- Hold on.
- That's great.
992
00:59:10,949 --> 00:59:12,883
- Mm-hmm.
- Congratulations.
993
00:59:12,951 --> 00:59:14,885
- Uh-huh. Come here.
- I mean, to both of us.
994
00:59:14,953 --> 00:59:17,046
Oh.
995
00:59:17,122 --> 00:59:19,386
Oh, yes. Oh, you're such a good boy.
996
00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:21,824
Another baby.
997
00:59:21,894 --> 00:59:26,331
I know. Honey, I think
I have to quit my job.
998
00:59:26,398 --> 00:59:28,491
You don't have to do that.
We can get some help.
999
00:59:28,567 --> 00:59:31,263
I don't want any help.I really don't.
1000
00:59:31,336 --> 00:59:33,270
I just don't-Will you hand me
that pacifier?
1001
00:59:33,338 --> 00:59:36,501
- Yeah.
- I just- I don't want to be one of those people...
1002
00:59:36,575 --> 00:59:40,011
that sees their child
for an hour at night.
1003
00:59:40,078 --> 00:59:42,603
- I don't.
- I know, but you love your work and-
1004
00:59:42,681 --> 00:59:44,911
I love my work, honey.
But this is killing me.
1005
00:59:44,983 --> 00:59:48,680
When I'm at the office,I just wanna be here.
1006
00:59:48,754 --> 00:59:52,087
And when I'm here,
I am constantly thinking about work.
1007
00:59:52,157 --> 00:59:54,990
And I just know that
I'm doing both jobs half- halfway.
1008
00:59:55,060 --> 00:59:57,290
Well, you're not doing them halfway.
1009
00:59:57,362 --> 00:59:59,421
If I have to give up something...
1010
00:59:59,498 --> 01:00:02,763
I do not- I do not
want to give up this.
1011
01:00:02,834 --> 01:00:05,632
Why should I give you a raise?Give me one good reason.
1012
01:00:05,704 --> 01:00:08,104
'Cause I'm doing a good job.
1013
01:00:08,173 --> 01:00:10,164
- Is that a question?
- No.
1014
01:00:10,242 --> 01:00:12,710
Since I took over the column,
the readership's doubled.
1015
01:00:12,778 --> 01:00:14,837
So you are doing a good job.
1016
01:00:14,913 --> 01:00:18,440
- Yes, if you go by circulation and popularity.
- Okay.
1017
01:00:18,517 --> 01:00:22,715
- Why not make it permanent?
- What do you mean, like forever?
1018
01:00:22,788 --> 01:00:25,552
Yeah, that's what permanent means.
1019
01:00:25,624 --> 01:00:29,219
John, every bozo out there
would like to have their own column.
1020
01:00:29,294 --> 01:00:31,319
Everybody in that entire room.
1021
01:00:31,396 --> 01:00:34,854
And you've taken the column and
you've turned it into something fresh.
1022
01:00:34,933 --> 01:00:38,664
I know you don't want to hear it,
but you're a really good columnist.
1023
01:00:38,737 --> 01:00:41,729
Why you hesitating?
1024
01:00:41,807 --> 01:00:44,833
I just have this idea about myself,
you know, as a reporter.
1025
01:00:44,910 --> 01:00:48,710
Well, sometimes life comes up
with a better idea. I'll tell you what.
1026
01:00:48,780 --> 01:00:52,238
You take on a daily column,
I will double your salary.
1027
01:00:57,889 --> 01:01:00,517
I'm so happy
1028
01:01:00,592 --> 01:01:04,995
'Cause today I found my friends
1029
01:01:05,063 --> 01:01:07,463
They're in my head
1030
01:01:07,532 --> 01:01:09,557
I'm so ugly
1031
01:01:09,634 --> 01:01:13,400
That's okay 'cause so are you
1032
01:01:13,472 --> 01:01:15,940
Broke our mirrors
1033
01:01:16,008 --> 01:01:18,033
- Sunday morning
1034
01:01:18,110 --> 01:01:22,604
Is every day for all I care
1035
01:01:22,681 --> 01:01:26,742
And I'm not scaredLight my candles
1036
01:01:26,818 --> 01:01:31,619
In a daze 'cause I found God
1037
01:01:35,660 --> 01:01:39,653
I'll start you off with some corn flakes.
Most important meal-
1038
01:01:39,731 --> 01:01:41,665
No. Marley.
1039
01:01:41,733 --> 01:01:44,031
Most important meal of the day.
1040
01:01:44,102 --> 01:01:46,036
There. Take a little-
1041
01:01:46,104 --> 01:01:50,507
John, please, just take him for a second.
I gotta shower. I gotta go.
1042
01:01:50,575 --> 01:01:55,012
- It happens every time.
- Well, you gotta spend more time with them.
1043
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,277
Down! Marley.
1044
01:02:01,486 --> 01:02:04,114
Here we go. Oh, oh, oh.
1045
01:02:04,189 --> 01:02:06,589
- I'll do it. I'll do it.
- No, no, I got it. It's fine.
1046
01:02:06,658 --> 01:02:08,649
You say spend more time
with him, and I do it...
1047
01:02:08,727 --> 01:02:11,321
and then you wanna take over
'cause you say I'm not doing it right.
1048
01:02:11,396 --> 01:02:14,763
- I don't want you changing him when you're mad.
- I'm not mad! I'm-
1049
01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,767
Thank you. Come on.
1050
01:02:16,835 --> 01:02:18,928
Hi, baby. Hang on, honey.
1051
01:02:19,004 --> 01:02:22,440
I know, baby. I know. I know.
1052
01:02:22,507 --> 01:02:26,034
Oh, dear. Come on.
Come on. What?
1053
01:02:26,111 --> 01:02:28,602
What's the matter?
What do you need, baby? What is it?
1054
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:32,138
Do you want some food? Food? Yeah?
1055
01:02:32,217 --> 01:02:37,382
- No. Okay.
- He's just colicky, Jen. He'll grow out of it.
1056
01:02:37,456 --> 01:02:42,826
Here's an idea. Why don't you stay home
and I'll go to work while he grows out of it.
1057
01:02:42,894 --> 01:02:45,590
Sorry. I'm tired.
Just go. Just go.
1058
01:02:45,664 --> 01:02:48,895
It's postpartum depression.
Their hormones go on tilt...
1059
01:02:48,967 --> 01:02:50,935
and they get depressed.
1060
01:02:51,002 --> 01:02:54,130
I remember after my fourth kid was born,I'd wake up in the middle of the night sometimes...
1061
01:02:54,206 --> 01:02:57,607
my wife would be there
staring at me...
1062
01:02:57,676 --> 01:03:00,338
with a meat cleaver in her hand.
1063
01:03:00,412 --> 01:03:03,313
I thought she was gonna kill me.
1064
01:03:03,381 --> 01:03:05,406
I still do.
1065
01:03:05,484 --> 01:03:07,611
Did you get her the gift?
1066
01:03:07,686 --> 01:03:11,486
- Yeah.
- That usually works.
1067
01:03:11,556 --> 01:03:14,184
Okay, Janice, make him look pretty.
1068
01:03:14,259 --> 01:03:17,285
He's gonna have this picture next
to his byline for the next 20 years.
1069
01:03:58,803 --> 01:04:02,170
Patrick, honey, please stop doing that.
You're gonna make him sick.
1070
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:04,333
- Just eat it, okay?
- Careful, Patrick.
1071
01:04:04,409 --> 01:04:07,401
Remember what we did
to Marley when he didn't listen.
1072
01:04:07,479 --> 01:04:10,312
Honey, you know what else?
We really have to pick out a color fabric...
1073
01:04:10,382 --> 01:04:12,646
for the curtains in the boys' room.
1074
01:04:12,717 --> 01:04:17,211
Okay, well, whatever you want. And then-
1075
01:04:17,289 --> 01:04:20,452
I'd really like your help deciding.
1076
01:04:23,762 --> 01:04:26,230
No. Let me get him.
1077
01:04:26,298 --> 01:04:28,289
Thank you.
1078
01:04:35,473 --> 01:04:38,067
Marley, just-
1079
01:04:38,143 --> 01:04:42,273
Marley, bad dog!Marley! Marley, stop it!
1080
01:04:42,347 --> 01:04:45,248
Marley, let go! Let go.
1081
01:04:45,317 --> 01:04:47,376
Marley. Marley.
1082
01:04:47,452 --> 01:04:50,285
Marley! Marley, get back here!
Get back here!
1083
01:04:50,355 --> 01:04:52,585
Marley, bad dog!
1084
01:04:52,657 --> 01:04:55,217
Marley, get back here! Marley!
1085
01:04:55,293 --> 01:04:58,854
See, we were supposed to return these,
and now we have to pay for them.
1086
01:04:58,930 --> 01:05:01,194
- That's okay.
- No, it's not okay!
1087
01:05:01,266 --> 01:05:04,565
How many times have I told you not to
leave anything edible where he can get it?
1088
01:05:04,636 --> 01:05:08,299
- I know, but you wouldn't
exactly say this is edible.
- John, you know what I mean.
1089
01:05:08,373 --> 01:05:12,673
You also said you would get up early and walk
him. He chews things when he gets restless.
1090
01:05:12,744 --> 01:05:15,770
- I am gonna walk him. I just woke up.
- You know what? Forget it!
1091
01:05:15,847 --> 01:05:18,145
- I'm gonna do it myself. Forget it!
- You don't have to.
1092
01:05:18,216 --> 01:05:20,377
Yes, I'm doing it myself.
1093
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,880
You don't get it.
She's gonna kill you.
1094
01:05:24,956 --> 01:05:29,791
You've got to take it easy.
We're both hanging by a thread.
1095
01:05:29,861 --> 01:05:33,627
- So who gets the dog if you guys split up?
- We're not splitting up.
1096
01:05:33,698 --> 01:05:36,098
- Out of the realm of possibility?
- Completely.
1097
01:05:36,167 --> 01:05:41,002
There's nothing she can do? No tantrum
too big? No depression too deep?
1098
01:05:41,072 --> 01:05:44,530
No failure to perform wifely duties
that would push you over the edge?
1099
01:05:44,609 --> 01:05:48,841
Why do you jump right to splitting up?
Come on, buddy. Mend it, don't end it.
1100
01:05:48,913 --> 01:05:52,349
- So life is better with Jenny than without her?
- Yes. What is-
1101
01:05:52,417 --> 01:05:55,284
Are you wearing a wire?
Jen, are you- She's listening to this.
1102
01:05:55,353 --> 01:05:58,481
Jenny, yes, we had a fight,
but I still love you.
1103
01:05:58,556 --> 01:06:03,050
Come on, buddy. I had a fight
with my wife. Let me just sulk.
1104
01:06:03,128 --> 01:06:05,528
I just wanna know
if you're really happy.
1105
01:06:05,597 --> 01:06:08,122
Oh, wait. There she is.
1106
01:06:08,199 --> 01:06:10,895
- Who?
- Give me the kid.
1107
01:06:10,969 --> 01:06:13,836
No, I can't be a party to this.
That's-That's shameless.
1108
01:06:13,905 --> 01:06:16,135
This is gonna be
even better than the puppy.
1109
01:06:16,207 --> 01:06:18,300
No, not my son.
1110
01:06:56,348 --> 01:06:58,942
Marley, no. Please, please, Marley.
1111
01:06:59,017 --> 01:07:01,781
- Please.
1112
01:07:17,202 --> 01:07:20,365
Marley! Marley, what are you-
1113
01:07:22,540 --> 01:07:26,203
Marley, God, look at-
Stop it! Why do you do this?
1114
01:07:26,277 --> 01:07:28,802
Why do you ruin everything? Go on!
1115
01:07:30,615 --> 01:07:34,073
Patrick! Are you okay? I'm sorry.
1116
01:07:34,152 --> 01:07:36,882
Get that dog out of here.
1117
01:07:36,955 --> 01:07:39,583
- I want that dog out of here right now.
- I'll take him for a walk.
1118
01:07:39,657 --> 01:07:41,716
I'm not kidding.
No, you take him to that farm.
1119
01:07:41,793 --> 01:07:44,523
All right, buddy, looks likewe're going to the farm again.
1120
01:07:44,596 --> 01:07:47,622
I'm serious. I'm not kidding. I want-
I can't take this anymore.
1121
01:07:47,699 --> 01:07:49,929
- What did he do?
- Everything! What hasn't he done?
1122
01:07:50,001 --> 01:07:52,299
He's just a horrible,
horrible animal.
1123
01:07:52,370 --> 01:07:55,498
- Well, that's a little unfair.
- No, what's unfair...
1124
01:07:55,573 --> 01:07:58,872
is that Conor hasn't slept in two weeks
because of that dog's barking...
1125
01:07:58,943 --> 01:08:01,343
that Patrick gets
knocked down twice a day...
1126
01:08:01,413 --> 01:08:03,347
that I can't even think straight.
1127
01:08:03,415 --> 01:08:05,406
God forbid there's
a hint of thunder.
1128
01:08:05,483 --> 01:08:07,417
- Just don't!
- Just calm down for a second.
1129
01:08:07,485 --> 01:08:10,511
I know that it's been a rough couple of
months with the new baby and everything.
1130
01:08:10,588 --> 01:08:13,785
I understand that.
But I was talking with Arnie.
1131
01:08:13,858 --> 01:08:15,792
- And postpartum dep-
- Don't you dare.
1132
01:08:15,860 --> 01:08:19,694
I am not depressed.
I am exhausted.
1133
01:08:19,764 --> 01:08:22,289
I'm not angry because of some condition.
1134
01:08:22,367 --> 01:08:24,961
I can't even go out
for an hour without the kids...
1135
01:08:25,036 --> 01:08:28,005
because every babysitter in this
neighborhood is terrified of Marley.
1136
01:08:28,072 --> 01:08:31,371
I know that, but you were the one that
said you didn't wanna work anymore.
1137
01:08:31,443 --> 01:08:33,411
- We can get help-
- I don't need any help!
1138
01:08:33,478 --> 01:08:35,412
- That makes it hard.
- Just get rid of the dog!
1139
01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:37,675
- That's not gonna happen obviously.
- Please keep your voice down.
1140
01:08:37,749 --> 01:08:40,775
- Me keep my voice down?
- Just do it. Just get rid of the dog!
1141
01:08:40,852 --> 01:08:42,820
Everybody gets rid of their dogs.
It's just a dog.
1142
01:08:42,887 --> 01:08:46,050
And I'm just a husband. You gonna
get rid of me when I misbehave?
1143
01:08:46,124 --> 01:08:48,058
- I've thought about it.
- Well, that makes two of us.
1144
01:08:48,126 --> 01:08:50,526
- What do you have to complain about?
- What do I-
1145
01:08:50,595 --> 01:08:53,621
- Because you're such a joy to be around?
- You're such a jerk.
1146
01:08:53,698 --> 01:08:56,565
So nice to walk in the door,
feel like you're joining a chain gang.
1147
01:08:56,634 --> 01:08:58,124
Just a jerk!
1148
01:09:01,639 --> 01:09:04,904
Stop it! It's your fault.
1149
01:09:04,976 --> 01:09:08,104
- You gotta be kidding me?
- Nope.
1150
01:09:08,179 --> 01:09:11,512
Just for a couple of days
till things cool down at home.
1151
01:09:13,952 --> 01:09:15,920
A couple days will be all right.
1152
01:09:15,987 --> 01:09:18,421
You guys know each other.
You'll be comfortable.
1153
01:09:18,490 --> 01:09:22,722
- Want a beer?
- No, I'm fine. Thanks. Are you moving?
1154
01:09:22,794 --> 01:09:25,456
- Yeah.
- Where?
1155
01:09:25,530 --> 01:09:27,521
New York.
1156
01:09:27,599 --> 01:09:31,433
The Gray Lady came a-courtin'.
1157
01:09:31,503 --> 01:09:34,404
The Times offered you
a permanent job?
1158
01:09:34,472 --> 01:09:37,202
I gave Arnie my notice last week.
1159
01:09:37,275 --> 01:09:40,403
- You didn't say anything.
- I know. I'm sorry.
1160
01:09:40,478 --> 01:09:46,075
I just- It all happened so fast,
I'm not even used to the idea yet.
1161
01:09:46,150 --> 01:09:49,916
That's great. The New York Times.
1162
01:09:49,988 --> 01:09:52,718
It's what we always dreamed of.
1163
01:09:56,160 --> 01:10:00,096
Well, congratulations.
I mean, you deserve it.
1164
01:10:00,164 --> 01:10:03,622
- Yeah.
- Thanks for looking after Marley.
1165
01:10:03,701 --> 01:10:06,067
- Yeah.
- He's eating your briefcase right now.
1166
01:10:06,137 --> 01:10:08,799
- Shit!
- Marley. Marley, no.
1167
01:10:08,873 --> 01:10:12,707
- Two days, John. I'm serious.
- Sorry.
1168
01:10:16,381 --> 01:10:19,214
Sorry. I didn't mean to wake you.
1169
01:10:19,284 --> 01:10:21,149
I wasn't, uh, sleeping.
1170
01:10:23,888 --> 01:10:27,824
- Where's Marley?
- Sebastian's gonna watch him for a few days.
1171
01:10:27,892 --> 01:10:30,656
Mm-hmm. I'd love to see that.
1172
01:10:30,728 --> 01:10:35,927
Just until I can find
a more permanent home.
1173
01:10:37,502 --> 01:10:41,063
- This is his permanent home, John.
- Mmm.
1174
01:10:41,139 --> 01:10:43,130
Marley's not going anywhere.Honey, I'm sorry.
1175
01:10:43,207 --> 01:10:45,903
I just got overwhelmed.
1176
01:10:45,977 --> 01:10:50,846
- No one tells you how hard this is all gonna be.
- Which part?
1177
01:10:50,915 --> 01:10:54,009
All of it:
1178
01:10:54,085 --> 01:10:57,248
Marriage, being a parent.
1179
01:10:57,322 --> 01:11:01,122
It's the hardest job in the worldand nobody prepares you for that.
1180
01:11:01,192 --> 01:11:04,161
Nobody tells you how much
you have to give up.
1181
01:11:04,228 --> 01:11:08,858
I feel like they do tell you,
but you don't listen...
1182
01:11:08,933 --> 01:11:12,096
or you think, "Ah, they're just miserable."
1183
01:11:16,774 --> 01:11:20,335
I've given up so much
of what made me who I am.
1184
01:11:21,713 --> 01:11:23,681
But I can't say that because...
1185
01:11:23,748 --> 01:11:26,581
I'm a very bad person if I say that.
1186
01:11:28,553 --> 01:11:31,044
But I feel it. I really do.
1187
01:11:31,122 --> 01:11:35,582
I feel it sometimes. I just-
1188
01:11:35,660 --> 01:11:37,855
I just want you to know that.
1189
01:11:37,929 --> 01:11:41,797
I do know that.
And you can say it. I say it.
1190
01:11:41,866 --> 01:11:44,994
But I did make a choice.
1191
01:11:45,069 --> 01:11:49,870
I made a choice, and even
if it's harder than I thought...
1192
01:11:49,941 --> 01:11:51,966
I don't regret it.
1193
01:11:52,043 --> 01:11:54,170
- Are you sure?
- I am very sure.
1194
01:11:54,245 --> 01:11:57,874
'Cause it kinda has like a
"there's no place like home" feeling to it.
1195
01:11:57,949 --> 01:12:01,942
I just think these things are gonna happen
and we're gonna get through them.
1196
01:12:02,020 --> 01:12:06,013
- And we'll just do it together.
- Together.
1197
01:12:08,693 --> 01:12:14,063
- Getting rid of Marley is not gonna fix anything.
- No.
1198
01:12:14,132 --> 01:12:18,660
And getting rid of you
isn't gonna fix anything either.
1199
01:12:18,736 --> 01:12:20,670
- Can I ask you a favor?
- Yes.
1200
01:12:20,738 --> 01:12:23,400
No more kids for a while.
1201
01:12:23,474 --> 01:12:26,272
Absolutely. Deal.
1202
01:12:30,314 --> 01:12:34,444
Hi, guys.
1203
01:12:34,519 --> 01:12:37,010
All right, say hello to Colleen.
1204
01:12:37,088 --> 01:12:39,613
- Daddy says her name is Whoops.
- No, I-
1205
01:12:39,691 --> 01:12:42,524
- Patrick said that.
- What?
1206
01:12:42,593 --> 01:12:45,289
- Why did you say that?
- I was just kidding around.
1207
01:12:45,363 --> 01:12:47,627
- It was kind of a secret, guys.
- Over here.
1208
01:12:53,838 --> 01:12:56,932
The old pro moves back.
He looks for a little separation.
1209
01:12:57,008 --> 01:12:59,272
Gets an assist from Colleen.
1210
01:12:59,343 --> 01:13:01,971
Nice shot, Dad!
1211
01:13:02,046 --> 01:13:04,537
Nice shot? Come on. Conor?
1212
01:13:04,615 --> 01:13:07,209
- Extraordinary.
- Yeah. Again.
1213
01:13:07,285 --> 01:13:10,277
Wait. Let me get this. I'll be back.
1214
01:13:10,354 --> 01:13:13,881
- All right.
- The knees are shot.
1215
01:13:15,393 --> 01:13:17,452
- Hello?
- John Grogan?
1216
01:13:17,528 --> 01:13:19,519
Yes, it is.
1217
01:13:19,597 --> 01:13:23,499
- Gil Lawford from the Philadelphia Inquirer.
- Uh, yeah, yeah.
1218
01:13:25,536 --> 01:13:27,970
Hi. How are you?
Thanks for getting back to me.
1219
01:13:29,073 --> 01:13:32,839
Oh! Hey, who was that on the phone?
1220
01:13:32,910 --> 01:13:34,810
The Philadelphia Inquirer.
1221
01:13:34,879 --> 01:13:38,610
I sent the editor some clips
a while back and he wants to meet.
1222
01:13:38,683 --> 01:13:43,120
- What's a while back?
- He was down here on vacation a month ago.
1223
01:13:43,187 --> 01:13:46,350
And he read my stuff.
And we kind of had lunch.
1224
01:13:46,424 --> 01:13:50,087
- How do you kind of have lunch?
- I didn't think anything was gonna come of it.
1225
01:13:50,161 --> 01:13:51,992
Okay.
1226
01:13:52,063 --> 01:13:54,998
- But?
- They offered me a job.
1227
01:13:55,066 --> 01:13:57,762
I mean, I have an interview.
1228
01:13:57,835 --> 01:14:01,100
- As, like, a columnist or-
- As a reporter.
1229
01:14:01,172 --> 01:14:03,663
As a reporter?Well, what did you say?
1230
01:14:03,741 --> 01:14:07,472
I said, "Thank you very much,but I'm happy here. "
1231
01:14:07,545 --> 01:14:11,345
"Never have I heard someonepiss and moan as much as John Grogan.
1232
01:14:11,415 --> 01:14:13,508
If he doesn't like it here,
he should move."
1233
01:14:13,584 --> 01:14:16,212
That's part of my job
is to get a response.
1234
01:14:16,287 --> 01:14:19,313
- I'm glad to see a little blood
flowing from these people.
- No.
1235
01:14:19,390 --> 01:14:23,292
- There's a recurring theme here.
- Recurring theme is we got a lot
of cranks in Broward County.
1236
01:14:23,361 --> 01:14:26,125
- That's what I'm up against.
- But what I'm trying to say, with all due respect...
1237
01:14:26,197 --> 01:14:28,131
is that you are one of them!
1238
01:14:28,199 --> 01:14:30,793
I'm a commentator.
Everyone wants me to act...
1239
01:14:30,868 --> 01:14:32,893
like everything's great,when there are issues.
1240
01:14:32,970 --> 01:14:36,997
There's overcrowding, there's crime,there's racial tensions.
1241
01:14:37,074 --> 01:14:40,669
Every time you turn around there's a new
sky rise going up even uglier than the one-
1242
01:14:40,745 --> 01:14:44,408
That goes on all over the world.
It's not Florida. It's you. What's wrong?
1243
01:14:44,482 --> 01:14:49,510
Nothing's wrong. Everyone wants to think,
"Oh, he's turning 40. He's become a curmudgeon."
1244
01:14:49,587 --> 01:14:52,750
That's not it. Maybe-
1245
01:14:52,824 --> 01:14:56,590
I don't know. Maybe I'm sick of my column.
1246
01:14:56,661 --> 01:15:00,495
I don't- I don't find the things
I'm saying that interesting.
1247
01:15:00,565 --> 01:15:03,932
John. John, you're the comic voice
of south Florida.
1248
01:15:04,001 --> 01:15:06,060
You're a national treasure,
for God's sakes.
1249
01:15:06,137 --> 01:15:10,039
- Maybe a regional treasure.
- Well, a municipal treasure for sure.
1250
01:15:10,107 --> 01:15:12,974
- Thank you.
- Listen. Take a vacation.
Go away for a couple weeks.
1251
01:15:13,044 --> 01:15:15,706
- Take a month off.
- Go where?
1252
01:15:15,780 --> 01:15:19,716
- I don't know.
- I live in a vacation spot.
1253
01:15:19,784 --> 01:15:23,515
Then go to someplace where it's painful and sad.
1254
01:15:33,331 --> 01:15:38,234
Oh, 40's gonna be tough, buddy.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
1255
01:15:40,104 --> 01:15:42,038
But we knew that.
1256
01:15:42,106 --> 01:15:45,507
We knew this was when
Father Time was gonna make his move.
1257
01:15:45,576 --> 01:15:48,739
Try to take us down a dark alley
and beat the hell out of us.
1258
01:15:48,813 --> 01:15:52,579
You got a little more
white around the temple...
1259
01:15:52,650 --> 01:15:56,416
but makes you look
more distinguished, I think.
1260
01:15:56,487 --> 01:15:58,455
We both lost a step.
1261
01:15:58,522 --> 01:16:01,252
I know.
1262
01:16:01,325 --> 01:16:04,590
How does it feel to have
your best years behind you?
1263
01:16:04,662 --> 01:16:07,563
You do everything you wanted to?
1264
01:16:07,632 --> 01:16:09,998
No, me neither.
1265
01:16:12,270 --> 01:16:16,502
All right. You hot?
You wanna cool off? Let's do it.
1266
01:16:21,245 --> 01:16:24,908
You know what? Not today.
1267
01:16:26,284 --> 01:16:29,412
You've been on a leash
a little too long.
1268
01:16:29,487 --> 01:16:32,149
Go! Go!
1269
01:16:37,328 --> 01:16:39,660
I think he got a little bit
of a second wind.
1270
01:16:50,441 --> 01:16:52,636
Go get it!
1271
01:16:55,279 --> 01:16:58,442
Happiness more or less
1272
01:16:58,516 --> 01:17:02,008
It's just a change in meSomething in my liberty
1273
01:17:02,086 --> 01:17:06,455
Oh, my, my
1274
01:17:07,792 --> 01:17:10,386
Happiness, coming and going
1275
01:17:10,461 --> 01:17:13,862
I watch you look at meWatch my fever growing
1276
01:17:13,931 --> 01:17:18,163
I know just where I am
1277
01:17:19,437 --> 01:17:24,966
Well, I'm a lucky man
1278
01:17:25,042 --> 01:17:27,169
With fire in my hands
1279
01:17:27,244 --> 01:17:29,974
- Hey, get your dog!
- What?
1280
01:17:36,587 --> 01:17:38,817
No! No! Please, God, no!
1281
01:17:38,889 --> 01:17:42,916
No! No! No! No.
1282
01:17:45,930 --> 01:17:48,490
Come on!
1283
01:17:48,566 --> 01:17:51,558
Come here. Come here. That's okay.
1284
01:17:51,635 --> 01:17:55,594
Dude, that was not cool.
1285
01:17:55,673 --> 01:17:58,733
Come on, girl. Let's go.
1286
01:18:02,913 --> 01:18:04,710
Great.
1287
01:18:07,251 --> 01:18:09,913
Let's go.
1288
01:18:12,990 --> 01:18:17,017
Man, you are the world's worst dog.
1289
01:18:17,094 --> 01:18:19,153
You know that? Right?
1290
01:18:19,230 --> 01:18:21,664
You were top five
going into the day...
1291
01:18:21,732 --> 01:18:24,997
and with this little stunt,
you moved into number one.
1292
01:18:25,069 --> 01:18:27,867
And I take my hat off to you.
1293
01:18:37,982 --> 01:18:40,109
Surprise!
1294
01:18:50,628 --> 01:18:54,029
Happy birthday to you
1295
01:18:54,098 --> 01:18:59,502
Happy birthday, dear John
1296
01:18:59,570 --> 01:19:04,701
Happy birthday to you
1297
01:19:04,775 --> 01:19:08,142
Happy birthday.
1298
01:19:08,212 --> 01:19:13,650
You can help me. Hold on.
Hold on. On three. One, two, three.
1299
01:19:21,325 --> 01:19:23,987
But don't beg, Marley.
1300
01:19:24,061 --> 01:19:27,690
It's not good. 'Cause we don't have to.
1301
01:19:29,633 --> 01:19:32,966
Tell me the truth.
Were you surprised?
1302
01:19:33,037 --> 01:19:35,870
- Completely. Yes. Thank you.
- Really?
1303
01:19:35,940 --> 01:19:40,104
- I was. You guys got me.
- We got you!
1304
01:19:40,177 --> 01:19:42,611
Are you ready for
your birthday present?
1305
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:45,581
There's more? I don't need
any other presents.
1306
01:19:50,254 --> 01:19:53,314
- Happy birthday.
- What was that?
1307
01:19:53,390 --> 01:19:57,486
That was my blessing
to take that job in Philadelphia.
1308
01:19:57,561 --> 01:20:00,655
That was months ago.
I'm not thinking about that.
1309
01:20:00,731 --> 01:20:02,699
Well, then any other job.
1310
01:20:02,766 --> 01:20:05,530
- We'll follow you wherever you wanna go.
- I understand.
1311
01:20:05,603 --> 01:20:08,094
But I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna uproot us.
1312
01:20:08,172 --> 01:20:11,005
We got our friends.
The kids enjoy school.
1313
01:20:11,075 --> 01:20:13,168
And I got my poker game.
I couldn't possibly-
1314
01:20:13,244 --> 01:20:17,180
First of all, it's just an interview.
You don't have the job yet.
1315
01:20:17,248 --> 01:20:20,411
And second of all, honey,
you don't have any friends.
1316
01:20:20,484 --> 01:20:24,215
That's right. I was wondering,
who were all those strangers tonight?
1317
01:20:24,288 --> 01:20:26,552
- I hired them.
- What I'm trying to say...
1318
01:20:26,624 --> 01:20:28,854
is our life is here
and I'm okay with that.
1319
01:20:28,926 --> 01:20:31,986
Our life is whereverwe are. That's it.
1320
01:20:32,062 --> 01:20:33,996
- And you're not happy here.
- That's not true.
1321
01:20:34,064 --> 01:20:37,522
You're not happy doing that column.
You're restless and I can feel it.
1322
01:20:37,601 --> 01:20:41,332
- I'm not- I'm not.
- I feel it every day thatyou read Sebastian's articles.
1323
01:20:41,405 --> 01:20:45,705
I feel it every time you sit an extra five
minutes in the driveway before you come in.
1324
01:20:45,776 --> 01:20:47,710
- I don't do that.
- Yes, you do.
1325
01:20:47,778 --> 01:20:49,541
I'm checking on things in the car.
1326
01:20:49,613 --> 01:20:53,572
- I just think it's time for a change.
- I'm 40,Jen.
1327
01:20:53,651 --> 01:20:57,143
Maybe at 39, but I'm too- I don't know.
1328
01:20:57,221 --> 01:21:00,748
- It feels a little late to be making big changes.
- No. No, no, no, no.
1329
01:21:00,824 --> 01:21:03,258
- Uh-uh-uh-uh. No.
- What are you doing?
1330
01:21:03,327 --> 01:21:06,091
We're not old, John.
1331
01:21:09,934 --> 01:21:12,926
We can still surprise ourselves.
1332
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:21,607
See, most girls would do a swan dive, but
you know a cannonball is so much sexier.
1333
01:21:25,015 --> 01:21:27,609
So you ready for your other
birthday present or what?
1334
01:21:27,685 --> 01:21:29,710
Yes.
1335
01:21:29,787 --> 01:21:33,883
It's like an embarrassment
of riches, this birthday.
1336
01:21:33,958 --> 01:21:36,722
They just keep coming.
It's like Hanukkah.
1337
01:21:44,568 --> 01:21:46,866
See, we're not old.
1338
01:21:55,312 --> 01:21:57,303
Grogan!
1339
01:22:05,856 --> 01:22:07,983
Just wanna wish you
good luck up there.
1340
01:22:08,058 --> 01:22:13,758
Thanks. Yeah. It'll be good. I'm gonna
miss everybody. I'm gonna miss your laugh.
1341
01:22:13,831 --> 01:22:18,325
Yeah. There was a good chance that every
piece of advice I ever gave you was a lot of crap.
1342
01:22:18,402 --> 01:22:22,839
- No, no, no. I appreciate it just the same.
- Well, at this point...
1343
01:22:22,906 --> 01:22:27,866
a mushy guy would tell you he's proud of you,
give you a hug and send you on your way.
1344
01:22:29,546 --> 01:22:32,982
Well, I'm glad you're not that guy, sir.
1345
01:22:34,451 --> 01:22:36,442
All right. Okay.
1346
01:22:38,289 --> 01:22:41,690
Grogan, just for the record,
you surprised the hell out of me.
1347
01:22:41,759 --> 01:22:45,058
That's my specialty.
1348
01:22:45,129 --> 01:22:47,427
Walking down
1349
01:22:47,498 --> 01:22:51,935
By the river
1350
01:22:52,002 --> 01:22:54,800
Water running
1351
01:22:54,872 --> 01:22:59,309
Through my knees
1352
01:22:59,376 --> 01:23:02,277
Oh, mighty river
1353
01:23:02,346 --> 01:23:05,941
I would love to be like you
1354
01:23:06,016 --> 01:23:07,950
- Are we here yet?
- No.
1355
01:23:08,018 --> 01:23:10,418
- Now?
- We got a couple hours to go.
1356
01:23:10,487 --> 01:23:12,614
- Now?
- Soak it up.
1357
01:23:12,690 --> 01:23:14,749
- Now? Are we here yet?
- Must be near it.
1358
01:23:14,825 --> 01:23:17,191
Are we getting hot or cold?
1359
01:23:17,261 --> 01:23:19,593
- Why are we turning into here?
- We're living here.
1360
01:23:19,663 --> 01:23:24,396
- Whoa!
- I want a moment of
silence just to take this in.
1361
01:23:24,468 --> 01:23:28,962
Okay? Before the pandemonium.
Look at this.
1362
01:23:29,039 --> 01:23:32,702
- Here we go.
- Come on. We're here.
1363
01:23:39,783 --> 01:23:43,947
Marley! Marley, no!
Marley! Marley! Marley!
1364
01:23:44,021 --> 01:23:46,353
- Oh, nice.
- And we're home.
1365
01:23:53,130 --> 01:23:56,531
Hey, Andy Rooney, if you're knocking off soon,
I'll walk with you to the train.
1366
01:23:56,600 --> 01:24:00,229
Okay, I'm ready.
Put an exclamation point here.
1367
01:24:00,304 --> 01:24:04,365
Mark Twain said not to use exclamation points
'cause it's like laughing at your own joke...
1368
01:24:04,441 --> 01:24:07,968
but sometimes you gotta laugh
at your own joke 'cause it's funny.
1369
01:24:08,045 --> 01:24:12,482
It's here! It's here! It's here! It's here!
It's here! It's here! It's here! It's here!
1370
01:24:12,549 --> 01:24:16,645
- It's here! Come on. Come on!
- Over here!
1371
01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:19,154
It's here! It's here!
Come on! Marley!
1372
01:24:19,223 --> 01:24:23,159
Come on. Look it!
1373
01:24:39,243 --> 01:24:41,234
Whoa!
1374
01:24:43,147 --> 01:24:45,809
No, Marley!
1375
01:24:45,883 --> 01:24:50,843
Remember, angels can fly,
so you gotta get the wings up high.
1376
01:24:50,921 --> 01:24:53,651
Yeah. Now that one's coming.
1377
01:24:53,724 --> 01:24:56,522
- Lunch is ready!
- Okay!
1378
01:24:56,593 --> 01:24:59,756
- Heading in. Let's go.
- Take that!
1379
01:24:59,830 --> 01:25:01,422
- Marley!
- Come on, guys.
1380
01:25:01,498 --> 01:25:03,466
Marley, come on. Marley.
1381
01:25:03,534 --> 01:25:07,334
You know what, honey?
Let him be. He's happy.
1382
01:25:10,741 --> 01:25:12,675
Thank you.
1383
01:25:32,930 --> 01:25:37,833
What are you doing in
here? You going for the bunk bed tonight?
1384
01:25:37,901 --> 01:25:39,892
Pretty good day.
1385
01:25:39,970 --> 01:25:42,564
I mean, the snow. Come on.
1386
01:25:42,639 --> 01:25:45,472
All right. Sleep tight.
1387
01:25:52,850 --> 01:25:54,977
- Too much color?- Yeah.
1388
01:25:55,052 --> 01:25:59,455
I mean, don't get me wrong. It's a good
piece, but you're reporting now, John.
1389
01:25:59,523 --> 01:26:02,014
I want you to tell the story.
I don't want you to be in the story.
1390
01:26:02,092 --> 01:26:06,153
- I'm pretty sure I don't mention myself in there-
- The point is...
1391
01:26:06,230 --> 01:26:08,164
I still feel you in there.
1392
01:26:08,232 --> 01:26:10,860
And all I'm saying
is less you and more facts.
1393
01:26:10,934 --> 01:26:14,028
Got it.
1394
01:26:16,707 --> 01:26:19,335
- Door's always open.
- Thanks.
1395
01:26:19,409 --> 01:26:21,400
Hut!
1396
01:26:25,682 --> 01:26:28,947
Uh-oh. Here comes the old pro.
1397
01:26:29,019 --> 01:26:31,283
He shows up for the fourth quarter.
1398
01:26:31,355 --> 01:26:34,449
Yeah. Oh, yes!
1399
01:26:34,525 --> 01:26:37,858
He catches it. He fends off one guy.
1400
01:26:37,928 --> 01:26:41,694
He's running through.
He's shaking tackles left and right.
1401
01:26:41,765 --> 01:26:45,758
They can't take him down.
He's got too much- Oh!
1402
01:26:45,836 --> 01:26:49,772
Grogan goes down!
Down goes Grogan.
1403
01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:52,070
- You're home early.
- That's right.
1404
01:26:52,142 --> 01:26:56,442
I had to come home and teach these kids
how to play football the right way.
1405
01:26:56,513 --> 01:26:58,378
Okay.
1406
01:26:58,448 --> 01:27:02,043
- Okay, guys, seriously, dinner's in an hour.
- Okay.
1407
01:27:02,119 --> 01:27:05,486
I want you to finish your homework and
take off those shoes before you come in.
1408
01:27:05,556 --> 01:27:07,547
- Yeah, take off your shoes!
- Okay.
1409
01:27:07,624 --> 01:27:11,151
Got him down. Got him down.
Got him down. Got him down.
1410
01:27:11,929 --> 01:27:13,897
Ow.
1411
01:27:15,299 --> 01:27:17,494
My God.
1412
01:27:17,568 --> 01:27:21,060
I come home and
it's like I got mugged.
1413
01:27:21,138 --> 01:27:23,333
Okay.
1414
01:27:25,175 --> 01:27:28,667
- Come on.
- What's wrong with him, Dad?
1415
01:27:28,745 --> 01:27:32,408
Nothing's wrong.
He's just... tired. Right, Dad?
1416
01:27:32,482 --> 01:27:35,940
Yeah. The football
took it out of him.
1417
01:27:37,387 --> 01:27:39,252
Let's go.
1418
01:27:39,489 --> 01:27:41,821
I don't know. I just don't understand.
1419
01:27:41,892 --> 01:27:45,157
A year ago, you couldn't wait
to be done with your column.
1420
01:27:45,228 --> 01:27:50,325
I know. But now I got this guy going through
every sentence with a fine-tooth comb.
1421
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:53,369
I gotta admit, sometimes I missthe freedom where I could just-
1422
01:27:53,437 --> 01:27:57,806
- What?
- It's just- It's exhausting sometimes, John.
1423
01:27:57,874 --> 01:28:01,640
You always wanting somethingthat you don't have.
1424
01:28:01,712 --> 01:28:04,374
Are you happy?
1425
01:28:04,448 --> 01:28:06,882
I mean, none of this
was part of the plan.
1426
01:28:06,950 --> 01:28:10,681
No. No, it wasn't part of the plan.
1427
01:28:10,754 --> 01:28:13,621
But it's so much better.
1428
01:28:13,690 --> 01:28:17,319
I'm just sort of done making plans.
1429
01:28:17,394 --> 01:28:20,727
Marley! Oh, gross.
1430
01:28:20,797 --> 01:28:24,358
Hmm, seems like somebody
needs to go out. Whoo!
1431
01:28:24,434 --> 01:28:26,664
All right. Marley.
1432
01:28:26,737 --> 01:28:29,399
Come on. Come on, boy.
1433
01:28:31,274 --> 01:28:33,333
Oh, come on.
1434
01:28:33,410 --> 01:28:36,311
Now it's really coming down.
1435
01:28:41,418 --> 01:28:44,854
Marley? Marley?
1436
01:28:45,922 --> 01:28:47,981
Where'd he go? Marley?
1437
01:28:49,860 --> 01:28:51,828
- What's going on?
- I don't know.
1438
01:28:51,895 --> 01:28:55,626
- He's not coming back.
- Marley?
1439
01:28:55,699 --> 01:28:58,793
Well, he couldn't have gone far. Marley?
1440
01:28:59,803 --> 01:29:02,067
I'll come with you. Hold on.
1441
01:29:03,407 --> 01:29:06,376
- Marley? I don't know where he could have gone.
- Marley?
1442
01:29:06,443 --> 01:29:10,345
Well, maybe he went
next door again in the barn.
1443
01:29:10,414 --> 01:29:14,510
- I'll check in the woodshed.
- Okay.
1444
01:29:14,584 --> 01:29:16,575
Marley?
1445
01:29:21,992 --> 01:29:24,790
Marley?
1446
01:29:24,861 --> 01:29:28,957
Marley? Oh, Marley.
1447
01:29:30,534 --> 01:29:33,128
- Did you see anything?
- No, nothing.
1448
01:29:38,341 --> 01:29:42,209
- I gotta go talk to them.
- Okay.
1449
01:29:43,914 --> 01:29:46,144
Wow, it's pouring out there.
1450
01:29:46,216 --> 01:29:48,707
- Did you find him?
- You know what?
1451
01:29:48,785 --> 01:29:53,813
He's out exploring.
You know how he loves the woods.
1452
01:29:56,893 --> 01:30:01,626
Bobby says dogs, when they're
gonna die, they go away to do it.
1453
01:30:01,698 --> 01:30:03,723
That's what his beagle did.
1454
01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:07,600
Mmm. Well, you know,
that's true for beagles.
1455
01:30:07,671 --> 01:30:10,765
But, uh, not Labs like Marley.
1456
01:30:10,841 --> 01:30:14,333
He's just out causing trouble.Don't worry.
1457
01:30:14,411 --> 01:30:17,073
Okay, now, you finished
with your homework?
1458
01:30:17,147 --> 01:30:18,739
- Yep.
- Nope.
1459
01:30:18,815 --> 01:30:21,511
Nope? Well, let's make that a "yep."
1460
01:30:21,585 --> 01:30:24,315
Come on now.
1461
01:30:28,525 --> 01:30:32,120
Marley! Marley!
1462
01:30:33,930 --> 01:30:37,593
Marley!
1463
01:30:42,672 --> 01:30:44,503
Marley.
1464
01:30:46,076 --> 01:30:50,172
Marley. Ah, Marley. You okay?
1465
01:30:53,683 --> 01:30:56,948
Stay there.
1466
01:30:57,020 --> 01:31:01,889
Why did his stomach twist? We don't
exactly know why this happens.
1467
01:31:01,958 --> 01:31:06,622
Most likely he ate or drank something
quickly and his stomach just flipped.
1468
01:31:06,696 --> 01:31:09,961
I did manage to get a tubedown there to relieve some of the gas.
1469
01:31:10,033 --> 01:31:13,491
- I think I untwisted it.
- He seems okay.
1470
01:31:13,570 --> 01:31:16,562
For now, he's good.
1471
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:20,167
The problem is that once this happens,
it almost always happens again.
1472
01:31:20,243 --> 01:31:23,644
And if it does, I don't know whatI'm gonna be able to do for him.
1473
01:31:23,713 --> 01:31:27,809
He's an older dog. I honestly don't think
he would survive the surgery.
1474
01:31:27,884 --> 01:31:30,751
Well, we have to make sure
that doesn't happen again.
1475
01:31:30,821 --> 01:31:33,881
Well, most likely,
it is gonna happen again.
1476
01:31:33,957 --> 01:31:38,018
Well, we also talked about that maybe
he ate too fast or drank too quickly.
1477
01:31:38,094 --> 01:31:41,188
- Right.
- So maybe it doesn't have to happen again.
1478
01:31:41,264 --> 01:31:43,596
We'll monitor that.
1479
01:31:43,667 --> 01:31:47,535
I'm just saying you may wanna prepare yourself
that he may not make it through the night.
1480
01:31:50,140 --> 01:31:53,940
Maybe 10%% of dogs
survive this kind of a thing.
1481
01:31:54,010 --> 01:31:57,411
What-What is that number based on?
1482
01:31:57,480 --> 01:32:00,881
- What is it based on?
- Yeah, the reason why I ask...
1483
01:32:00,951 --> 01:32:03,977
is I bet that number's
based on regular dogs.
1484
01:32:04,054 --> 01:32:07,922
- Regular dogs?
- Yeah, and this guy here is not like other dogs.
1485
01:32:07,991 --> 01:32:10,892
I know people probably say thatall the time, but to be honest...
1486
01:32:10,961 --> 01:32:13,225
I'm not sure he really is a dog.
1487
01:32:13,296 --> 01:32:16,265
He once ate an answering machine.
Just polished it off.
1488
01:32:16,333 --> 01:32:20,736
He didn't chew it. He ate it. And then digested
it. Then went and had the phone for dessert.
1489
01:32:20,804 --> 01:32:24,934
Another time, my son had colic andthis guy sat up all night, didn't move...
1490
01:32:25,008 --> 01:32:28,535
just stayed right there for nine hours
just keeping an eye on Conor.
1491
01:32:28,612 --> 01:32:33,072
So I think maybe that
the number applies to regular dogs.
1492
01:32:33,149 --> 01:32:36,516
- But not to him.
- Well, you got a fighter here.
1493
01:32:36,586 --> 01:32:38,577
Let's hope for the best.
1494
01:32:38,655 --> 01:32:41,180
I know he's gonna be okay.
1495
01:32:41,258 --> 01:32:44,421
I'll see you in the morning.
1496
01:33:04,247 --> 01:33:07,011
- Oh, hi.
- Hey.
1497
01:33:07,083 --> 01:33:09,551
They're gonna-They're gonna
keep him overnight.
1498
01:33:09,619 --> 01:33:12,349
But he seemed better when I left.
1499
01:33:12,422 --> 01:33:15,687
The vet really seemed on top of it.
1500
01:33:17,961 --> 01:33:21,897
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. What are you reading?
1501
01:33:21,965 --> 01:33:24,297
I'm reading your old columns.
1502
01:33:27,170 --> 01:33:29,570
Marley's in so many of them.
1503
01:33:29,639 --> 01:33:31,732
You still look at those?
1504
01:33:31,808 --> 01:33:33,833
Yeah, I do sometimes.
1505
01:33:35,979 --> 01:33:38,948
Even on the crappiest days-
1506
01:33:39,015 --> 01:33:44,078
the kids are driving me nuts,
laundry's not done...
1507
01:33:44,154 --> 01:33:46,918
and a hundred other things are wrong-
1508
01:33:46,990 --> 01:33:49,584
I always know that I have this.
1509
01:33:51,561 --> 01:33:54,724
It's five minutes of you.
1510
01:33:54,798 --> 01:33:59,929
Sometimes they're sad
and sometimes they're really funny...
1511
01:34:00,003 --> 01:34:04,235
silly or whatever,
but- but they're all you.
1512
01:34:06,042 --> 01:34:08,510
And for those five minutes...
1513
01:34:08,578 --> 01:34:11,046
you make me feel better.
1514
01:34:24,761 --> 01:34:27,787
You should read them.
They're pretty great.
1515
01:34:29,632 --> 01:34:31,896
Might even make a nice book.
1516
01:34:31,968 --> 01:34:35,301
- A book?
- Something.
1517
01:34:50,687 --> 01:34:52,678
Hello?
1518
01:34:54,491 --> 01:34:57,221
All right. Thank you.
1519
01:34:58,695 --> 01:35:01,129
He's coming home.
1520
01:35:11,808 --> 01:35:13,833
Is he there?
1521
01:35:13,910 --> 01:35:17,107
Of course he's there.
He's always there.
1522
01:35:17,180 --> 01:35:22,083
- How does he know we're coming?
- I don't know. He just knows.
1523
01:35:22,152 --> 01:35:24,279
Dogs know stuff like that.
1524
01:35:24,354 --> 01:35:27,221
- All dogs?
- All good dogs.
1525
01:35:27,290 --> 01:35:30,919
- Look, there he is! There he is! Marley.
- Yeah.
1526
01:35:35,732 --> 01:35:37,757
Hi, Marley.
1527
01:35:37,834 --> 01:35:39,768
- Marley.
- How you doin', Marley.
1528
01:35:39,836 --> 01:35:42,999
- I missed you at school.
- I'll race you to the house.
1529
01:35:43,073 --> 01:35:45,405
- Okay.
- Go!
1530
01:35:52,082 --> 01:35:55,415
- Eagles?- Yeah, the Eagles are going all the way.
1531
01:35:55,485 --> 01:35:57,612
I guarantee you.
What are you, a Dolphins fan?
1532
01:35:57,687 --> 01:35:59,951
- No.
- John Grogan!
1533
01:36:00,023 --> 01:36:02,992
- Hey. I'll see you tomorrow.
- All right, dude. See you tomorrow.
1534
01:36:03,059 --> 01:36:06,256
I said to myself, "That sorryson of a bitch looks like John Grogan. "
1535
01:36:06,329 --> 01:36:11,596
- What are you doing here?
- Ah, story. D.A.'s showing off
the new field office and-
1536
01:36:11,668 --> 01:36:14,728
You know what? It doesn't matter.
Man, it is good to see you.
1537
01:36:14,804 --> 01:36:17,102
- It's good to see you.
- Yeah.
1538
01:36:17,173 --> 01:36:20,199
- So you living in the city somewhere?
- I live just outside of town.
1539
01:36:20,276 --> 01:36:23,006
- More space for the kids.
- What do you got, like five now?
1540
01:36:23,079 --> 01:36:27,345
Three. Here. Show you a little
snapshot of the Grogan brood.
1541
01:36:28,685 --> 01:36:31,381
- Wow, Jen's holding up.
- Yeah.
1542
01:36:31,454 --> 01:36:33,854
Thanks, I think.
1543
01:36:33,923 --> 01:36:36,050
I see you-you finally
got a little girl, huh?
1544
01:36:36,126 --> 01:36:39,152
Colleen. She arrived after you left.
1545
01:36:39,229 --> 01:36:43,256
- What's with the ladybug getup?
- That was for her school play in preschool.
1546
01:36:43,333 --> 01:36:46,962
And then we couldn't get her out of
her costume for, like, a month afterwards.
1547
01:36:47,036 --> 01:36:49,869
And the reason why Marley
looks like he's biting her head...
1548
01:36:49,939 --> 01:36:52,567
is because the antennas on it-he went ballistic.
1549
01:36:52,642 --> 01:36:55,839
- Things don't change.
- That's right.
1550
01:36:58,214 --> 01:37:02,480
- I wish I didn't have this interview.
- That's okay. I gotta get home.
1551
01:37:02,552 --> 01:37:04,747
Conor's got a soccer game.
1552
01:37:04,821 --> 01:37:07,255
All right. Well, one of these days
we gotta catch up.
1553
01:37:07,323 --> 01:37:10,315
Yeah, let's do that.
We'll catch up one of these days.
1554
01:37:10,393 --> 01:37:13,954
- Well, it was, uh, good to see you.
- Come here. Good to see you.
1555
01:37:14,030 --> 01:37:16,828
- Give Jenny my best, okay?
- I will.
1556
01:37:16,900 --> 01:37:18,993
- Oh, uh, here. Here.
- Oh, yeah.
1557
01:37:19,068 --> 01:37:22,504
That's, uh-That's a great picture, John.
1558
01:37:22,572 --> 01:37:25,666
- You did okay.
- Thanks.
1559
01:37:25,742 --> 01:37:29,838
- You did okay too. I'll see ya.
- I'll see ya.
1560
01:37:29,913 --> 01:37:32,473
I think you'll like the next one better.
1561
01:37:32,549 --> 01:37:34,608
Really?
1562
01:37:34,684 --> 01:37:38,780
Don't do it to yourself. We're in Philly.
Let's get a cheesesteak. Hi.
1563
01:37:38,855 --> 01:37:42,222
- Sebastian. Nice to meet you.- Nice to meet you.
1564
01:37:45,929 --> 01:37:47,920
Hello?
1565
01:37:53,036 --> 01:37:54,970
Is anybody home?
1566
01:38:00,076 --> 01:38:03,443
Marley. Hey, Marley.
Marley. Marley.
1567
01:38:03,513 --> 01:38:06,778
Hey. Hey. Marley. Marley.
1568
01:38:06,849 --> 01:38:09,613
Marley.
1569
01:38:09,686 --> 01:38:11,779
You didn't hear me, did you?
1570
01:38:11,854 --> 01:38:15,654
I just caught you
in a senior moment there, Marley.
1571
01:38:15,725 --> 01:38:19,957
All right, let's go for a walk.
Come on. Let's go.
1572
01:38:31,874 --> 01:38:34,900
Come on. Come on.
1573
01:38:34,978 --> 01:38:37,037
You're almost to the top.
1574
01:38:37,113 --> 01:38:39,104
You know what? Come here.
1575
01:38:39,182 --> 01:38:41,616
This is a good spot right here.
1576
01:38:50,627 --> 01:38:55,121
I know you're a strong boy,
but you're gonna let me know, right?
1577
01:38:55,198 --> 01:38:58,031
You know, when it's time.
1578
01:38:58,101 --> 01:39:01,298
I don't wanna make
that decision on my own.
1579
01:39:02,472 --> 01:39:05,805
You let me know
when you're ready, okay?
1580
01:39:10,213 --> 01:39:12,147
All right.
1581
01:39:21,024 --> 01:39:22,958
Marley?
1582
01:39:24,627 --> 01:39:27,187
There he is.
1583
01:39:27,263 --> 01:39:30,061
Marley.
1584
01:39:30,133 --> 01:39:33,193
Ah, honey, what are you
doing down here?
1585
01:39:33,269 --> 01:39:37,365
It's time to head upstairs.
You don't sleep down here.
1586
01:39:37,440 --> 01:39:41,342
Come on. Can you make it upstairs?
1587
01:39:43,780 --> 01:39:46,681
I think he's pretty
comfortable down here.
1588
01:39:48,151 --> 01:39:51,245
- I'll get him a blanket.
- You all right?
1589
01:39:56,793 --> 01:40:00,229
Lay down here for a second.
1590
01:40:00,296 --> 01:40:02,787
Take a load off.
1591
01:40:04,734 --> 01:40:09,228
Yeah. It's actually nice down here.
1592
01:40:09,305 --> 01:40:11,398
This might be better.
1593
01:40:15,411 --> 01:40:17,811
- It'd be twice a week, 600 words.
- And what's the subject?
1594
01:40:17,880 --> 01:40:21,475
You know, everyday stuff.
The stuff we all go through, but funnier.
1595
01:40:21,551 --> 01:40:24,384
I don't get it, John. I thought
you came here to be a reporter.
1596
01:40:24,454 --> 01:40:26,684
I know I did, but I think
we both know that isn't me.
1597
01:40:26,756 --> 01:40:29,748
- I'm a columnist- a good one.
- Excuse me, John.
1598
01:40:29,826 --> 01:40:33,557
- Your wife's on the phone. She said it's important.
- Okay, I'll be right there.
1599
01:40:33,629 --> 01:40:36,393
Think about it. Possible?
1600
01:40:37,433 --> 01:40:39,367
- Thanks. Hello?
- You're welcome.
1601
01:40:39,435 --> 01:40:41,869
I can't get him to come back inside.
1602
01:40:41,938 --> 01:40:46,705
He's just laying out therein the cold and he won't move.
1603
01:40:59,122 --> 01:41:01,750
- Hey.
- Hi.
1604
01:41:01,824 --> 01:41:04,292
Patrick came home.
We got him here.
1605
01:41:04,360 --> 01:41:09,923
Dr. Platt said that if he's comfortable,
leave him for a while and see, but...
1606
01:41:09,999 --> 01:41:12,763
he's just not getting better.
1607
01:41:15,905 --> 01:41:18,135
All right, I'm gonna take him in.
1608
01:41:19,776 --> 01:41:22,904
- Is he sick again?
- Yeah, he is, honey.
1609
01:41:22,979 --> 01:41:25,106
He doesn't feel too good.
1610
01:41:25,181 --> 01:41:28,173
But I'm gonna take him into the doctor
and they're gonna try to make him feel better.
1611
01:41:28,251 --> 01:41:30,583
It's all right, Marley.
You're gonna be okay.
1612
01:41:36,058 --> 01:41:41,086
You could take Lamby,
but don't chew her other ear off.
1613
01:41:41,164 --> 01:41:43,655
That's sweet, honey.
1614
01:41:43,733 --> 01:41:45,792
Here, I'll take it.
1615
01:41:49,071 --> 01:41:51,096
Good-bye.
1616
01:42:34,884 --> 01:42:36,977
Okay.
1617
01:43:00,076 --> 01:43:04,012
I've tried everything I did last time
that worked, but I'm not having any luck.
1618
01:43:04,080 --> 01:43:07,174
Not able to get the tube down there.
1619
01:43:07,250 --> 01:43:11,084
The stomach is still twisted.
There's still surgery, but-
1620
01:43:11,153 --> 01:43:14,384
He's not strong enough.
1621
01:43:23,366 --> 01:43:26,494
- I like this one the best.
- Which one?
1622
01:43:26,569 --> 01:43:28,901
Oh, the mangoes. Yeah.
1623
01:43:28,971 --> 01:43:32,463
Hello?
1624
01:43:32,542 --> 01:43:34,703
Hey, it's me.
1625
01:43:34,777 --> 01:43:37,473
So, it's his stomach again.
1626
01:43:37,547 --> 01:43:41,813
- And they could do surgery, but-
- I know.
1627
01:43:41,884 --> 01:43:46,753
Do you want me to come down there?
1628
01:43:46,822 --> 01:43:49,723
No, no, I think it's a good idea
to stay with the kids...
1629
01:43:49,792 --> 01:43:52,090
and be with them.
1630
01:43:52,161 --> 01:43:56,655
I'm just gonna-
1631
01:44:03,673 --> 01:44:05,641
I love you, John.
1632
01:44:07,009 --> 01:44:09,000
I love you.
1633
01:44:14,083 --> 01:44:16,916
- All right.
- I'm gonna give you some time.
1634
01:44:16,986 --> 01:44:19,216
- Okay.
- And I'll be right outside if you need me.
1635
01:44:19,288 --> 01:44:21,279
All right. Thanks.
1636
01:44:23,259 --> 01:44:27,423
Look what I got for you.
Remember this?
1637
01:44:27,496 --> 01:44:32,900
What did Colleen say to you?
You remember that?
1638
01:44:32,969 --> 01:44:36,370
You remember chewing up that ear?
1639
01:44:36,439 --> 01:44:40,603
Well, it's tough to remember
all the things you've chewed up, isn't it?
1640
01:44:40,676 --> 01:44:43,372
It all starts to kind of run together.
1641
01:45:17,580 --> 01:45:20,413
It's okay. You don't have to do anything.
1642
01:45:22,251 --> 01:45:25,846
You don't have your usual energy.
1643
01:45:25,921 --> 01:45:29,880
You remember how we were
always saying what a pain you are-
1644
01:45:29,959 --> 01:45:32,450
that you're the world's worst dog?
1645
01:45:34,130 --> 01:45:36,155
Don't believe it.
1646
01:45:36,232 --> 01:45:38,564
Don't believe any
of it for a minute.
1647
01:45:38,634 --> 01:45:42,092
'Cause you know
we couldn't find a better dog.
1648
01:45:44,907 --> 01:45:48,070
You know what made you
such a... great dog-
1649
01:45:48,144 --> 01:45:52,137
is you loved us every day,
no matter what.
1650
01:45:52,214 --> 01:45:54,239
That's an amazing thing.
1651
01:45:54,316 --> 01:45:57,752
You know how much we love you?
1652
01:45:57,820 --> 01:46:00,015
We love you so much.
1653
01:46:03,826 --> 01:46:06,317
I love you more than anything.
1654
01:46:07,730 --> 01:46:12,793
I don't know exactly
where we go from here...
1655
01:46:12,868 --> 01:46:16,599
but I want you to remember
you're a great dog, Marley.
1656
01:46:16,672 --> 01:46:19,664
You're a great dog.
1657
01:46:31,320 --> 01:46:33,914
He won't feel this.
He'll just slip away.
1658
01:46:33,989 --> 01:46:35,980
You ready?
1659
01:46:38,627 --> 01:46:40,720
- Yeah, we're ready.
- Okay.
1660
01:48:44,553 --> 01:48:47,579
Okay. Get down.
1661
01:48:53,095 --> 01:48:56,792
- He's wrapped in his blanket.
- So he can stay warm.
1662
01:48:56,866 --> 01:48:59,926
Do you guys wanna read
what you wrote?
1663
01:49:01,804 --> 01:49:03,829
Mine's a picture of me and Marley...
1664
01:49:03,906 --> 01:49:06,534
grasshoppers and ice cream.
1665
01:49:06,609 --> 01:49:08,600
Mommy wrote what I said.
1666
01:49:08,677 --> 01:49:14,081
"Dear Marley, I willnever forget you forever. Colleen. "
1667
01:49:14,149 --> 01:49:16,913
And these are kisses.
1668
01:49:16,986 --> 01:49:19,614
- That's beautiful.
- Thank you.
1669
01:49:19,688 --> 01:49:22,555
You wanna put it in?
He'll like that.
1670
01:49:22,625 --> 01:49:24,889
Set it down.
1671
01:49:26,295 --> 01:49:28,229
Good.
1672
01:49:28,297 --> 01:49:32,165
That's a great picture.
Conor, do you wanna-
1673
01:49:35,604 --> 01:49:38,471
"Dear Marley, I loved you all my life.
1674
01:49:38,540 --> 01:49:41,805
"I hope you like heaven
and that there's lots to chew on.
1675
01:49:41,877 --> 01:49:45,335
Your brother, Conor Richard Grogan. "
1676
01:49:48,884 --> 01:49:51,648
That was a good letter.
1677
01:49:51,720 --> 01:49:54,917
Patrick, do you wanna say something?
1678
01:49:56,225 --> 01:49:59,160
He knows.
1679
01:50:02,264 --> 01:50:04,926
I'd like to give him something.
1680
01:50:11,240 --> 01:50:13,231
This necklace.
1681
01:50:15,077 --> 01:50:17,944
It's been on quite a journey.
1682
01:50:24,153 --> 01:50:27,714
Your dad gave it to me...
1683
01:50:27,790 --> 01:50:31,123
to celebrate the beginning
of our family.
1684
01:50:31,193 --> 01:50:34,060
But, you know-
1685
01:50:34,129 --> 01:50:36,893
Our family had really already begun.
1686
01:50:43,639 --> 01:50:45,732
Bye, Clearance Puppy.
1687
01:51:13,135 --> 01:51:15,296
A dog has no use for fancy cars...
1688
01:51:15,371 --> 01:51:18,568
or big homes or designer clothes.
1689
01:51:18,640 --> 01:51:22,076
A waterlogged stickwill do just fine.
1690
01:51:22,144 --> 01:51:24,806
A dog doesn't careif you're rich or poor...
1691
01:51:24,880 --> 01:51:28,281
clever or dull, smart or dumb.
1692
01:51:28,350 --> 01:51:31,683
Give 'em your heartand he'll give you his.
1693
01:51:37,760 --> 01:51:40,695
How many peoplecan you say that about?
1694
01:51:40,763 --> 01:51:45,530
How many people can make youfeel rare and pure and special?
1695
01:51:50,372 --> 01:51:55,537
How many people canmake you feel... extraordinary?
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