Original subtitles

Wait for me

Relax, we're just playing mahjong

Ah Fatt

Give me a serving of Three Great Scholars

Got it, no problem

- I'm on it - Be quick about it

White Dragon, Red Dragon, Green Dragon

Isn't that the Three Great Scholars?

Sassy, get to work

Pretty sure she's not here

Nancy, I've got your West Wind tile

- Let me send you to your doom - Pong

Watch it, or you'll meet your doom

- Green Dragon - Pong

You want to win? Dream on

Pong

Crap

Pong

Pong again and again

Don't bite off more than you can chew

Ah Lian you haven't ordered, what do you want to eat?

I'm hungry two fishballs would be nice

I'm dizzy from al the Pong that is going around

I need a Panadol

- Just that one capsule - One capsule

White Dragon

I'll Pong

Don't mess it up, can't you see she's on to a Four Large Blessings hand

Don't make me lose my grocery money as well

Will it kill you to just let me win once?

Sure, the weakest hand shall prevail

Show me what you've got, dare you

North Wind

You scared me

Tiger, you want a Panadol, right?

I have one

Don't take everything you're offered

Even if you picked it up yourself, double check

Kong

Jinx..

Kong again

Jinx..

Kong…pay up please

Here you go again

Three draws and you couldn't even get t, you'll lose for sure

It ain't over until it's over

Come on, Nancy

Move aside

Jinx..

Three Circles

Self-Draw win

Four Small Blessings and three Kongs

How much do you think is the total winnings?

I'm a newbie at mahjong, but this seems like a big win

Haven't you heard of "the weakest hand shall prevail?

You watch out, the ghosts might follow you home

If I knew I'd lose

I'd have gone home to watch my wives play mahjong

Come on, we're neighbours, don't say that

A little gambling never hurt anyone

We're just having fun

Come on, pay up

- There goes my money - You little rascal

I asked you to pack yong tau fool

and here you are playing games

Stand right there, don't run

I won't f you stop chasing

Talking back now, eh?

Self-Draw win

The candy is mine

You' even settle for a Chicken Hand?

It'll bring bigger wins

Didn't you say you only play but don't gamble?

That's why on y won some candy

And I'm the one who bought the candy

What's the matter? You want some?

No, today you're going to learn how to lose gracefully

Alright, lets learn about sharing first today

What's the matter? Don t you want some candy?

Mr Yang

Well well well , look who we have here

Wayne Yang

Haven't I told you

not to gamble here after school?

Which part of that did you not understand?

We weren't gambling

Yeah, don't twist the facts, we were just sharing candies

Did you see us gambling with your own eyes?

Although no money was involved

But playing mahjong is gambling

And that's wrong

Playing mahjong doesn't necessarily mean we're gambling

I was teaching them mathematics and history

No, you were clearly gambling

Don't deny it

Deny? Don't you know?

This isn't just mahjong, it's the essence of our culture

Go!

Mahjong is a card game created in China

Well-known and well-loved in the whole world

There are many different theories on its origins

Due to the fact that it's been around for so long

Some say that in 500 B.C

When Confucius was travelling all over China

He created the game mahjong to spread his teachings

Using the three tiles of Red Dragon, Green Dragon, and White Dragon

to represent the Three Virtues

love sincerity and filial piety

Commonly known as loyalty, filial piety and righteousness

That's all good

But why do the tiles need to be so big?

You…

Such a big tile…

Carving such a big tile.

Right

That's correct

Later on, duel to different requirements

mahjong kept evolving

And finally settled with the 108-tile version

Representing the 108 warriors of the Water Margin Legend

With the addition of various flower tiles

The whole set has 144 tiles

This is a flower

It's the bird

Centipede

It's a live, and it wants to bite me

Every player has 13 tiles

To represent the 13 weeks n a single season

There are 52 weeks in the four seasons, totalling 364 days

The winning tile

represents the final day of a year

To make it 365 days, one complete year

Master, is there an ace tile to every suit?

Of course Little Monkey

Mah… mahjong

Pay… pay up

Playing mahjong is commonly referred to by the Chinese

As playing eight rounds or "dry swimming"

A square table is used for playing mahjong

Which represents North, South, East, West

As well as Spring, Summer, Autumn Winter

- Four Bamboos - I'll take it

One tile discarded and three players win

Mahjong has been passed down for generations

Becoming a form of entertainment in people's lives

Even the aunties enjoy a game of mahjong

Mahjong became a form of entertainment and also a sport

It can foster relationships

Prevent Alzheimer's

Hurry up…

Finally I'm here

Come on

Eleven

Two Bamboos

Four Bamboos

I'll take it

One tile discarded and three players win

- Where are you going? - Toilet

- No way - You're wriggling out of this?

We've waited for a year for you to walk to this table

You might take another two years to walk to the loo

Pay up before you go

Now it's becoming ever more convenient to play mahjong

It's even available online

We can play mahjong anytime

anywhere

See they are so well versed n history

You call this history?

Don't be a bad example to the kids

Everyone learns their history from the TV these days

Nobody takes it seriously

At east their history improved

Since picking up mahjong they've scored full marks in history

What's the matter? Not willing to admit defeat?

Let's have a bet then

Sure…bring it on

Alright, same rules

If I win

you can't stop them from coming to pay with me

And, you have to stop bothering me for a week

- And what if I win… - Okay

Dinner, movies, whatever you want

Everyone has 9 tiles, from One Character to Nine Character

The first to complete the suit n order shall win

Let's go

I'm done

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 correct

3 7 9 8 4 1 5 6 2 wrong

Sassy sister won

Mr. Yang lost

Sir

What a pity

Don't worry sir, you'll get used to losing

It's not your first time

losing to Sister Sassy anyway

Come let's continue playing

Let's carry on, Sir has to go back to teaching

What's the matter? Are you okay?

I'm fine It's just that, you eat with such elegance

As your father, I feel contented

That's great

- What do you think if.. . - Aright

- Actually… - I get it

- She.. - I said cut it

You want me to be like her

Talk softer, be more gentle, like a lady right?

What's so bad about me now?

You are perfect as you are

- But if you could… - Dad

There are no ifs and buts in this world

I just want you to have a boyfriend

In case, one day, I'm not here anymore

Not here? Where are you going?

Back to meet my maker

Why would you meet your maker all of a sudden?

Not all of a sudden

History tells us, people die

No, anyone can die except you

You can't leave me alone

Okay, I won t die then

That's more like it

But even if I don't d e you'll still need to date

I think that Wayne Yang is not bad

You got to be kidding, Dad

Him? Not bad?

He's old-fashioned and dumb

He stutters and he can't even play mahjong

Every time I play with him, he loses

What's so good about him?

All those can be helped

Old-fashioned means he's honest

A slow talker is better than a smooth tailker

As for playing mahjong, it's easy to learn

What are you doing?

Hey

Hey

Are you guys serious?

Yep, it's here

Who's making a din here?

We're looking for Pak Chong Fatt where is he?

What Pak Chong Fatt? Hong Chong Fatt?

There's only Chow Yun Fatt

- Bugger off - Wong Tin Ba

Who's that guy?

He's the World Mahjong Champion

for 10 consecutive years

The modern day King of Mahjong, Wong Tin Ba

He's got style

What's wrong with the plastic bags today?

Those dace a so aren't fresh enough

Sassy, where did you get those plastic bags?

Where did you get those dace?

Hey there handsome, how many seats do you need?

It's been a while, Pak Chong Fatt

What?

Pak Chong Fatt

Born on the 9th of October 1970

Libra 'O' blood type

His pass on is to help those in need

Cut the crap

Tell me what's their relationship

He was taught by the same master as Wong Tin Ba

Rumour has it that, after they turned on each other

Pak Chong Fatt vanished from the world of mahjong

Brother Fatt is Pak Chong Fatt?

Are you sure you got the right person?

What do you think?

I never thought you could find me here

How's it going, my little brother? It's been so long

Is this for your birthday party or your daughter's wedding?

It's to challange you to a duel

The next mahjong championship is coming up

I must have a duel with you this time

It's been a while since I've played, you should cut down too

I'll ask you again, are you up for a duel or not?

- No thanks - Come on

- Nah - Come on

- No thanks - Come on

Nope

For god's sake quit dilly-dallying

Happiness can't be forced

Sometimes you need to take a gamble for your happiness

You have no choice, because I have chosen you

I must gamble with you this time

Roasted drumstick

Such a pity, to become a mute at such a young age

Alright, let's have a drumstick

- Girl - I'm not your daughter

I'm not your daughter, and you're not my father

How did you find out?

Are you for real? I was just joking

How could it turn out that way?

I thought you were mute, turns out you're a retard

You are as short as I am

Could you possibly be the daughter of our neighbour, Tall Wai?

No matter what, from now on

You eat yours, I eat mine, we stay out of each other's way

Why? We're a family

Have you ever considered me family?

- You seem pissed - You bet I am

My father was the King of Mahjong Pak Chong Fatt

And I only know it now You see me as your family?

You've kept a lot of things from me as well

Like what, tell me

When you sat for your exam

you watched my romance "action" videos instead of studying

and I didn't say anything

Alright, stop it

It's not that I don't want to tell you, but you never asked

Why would I talk about these things out of the blue

Okay, let me ask you now

Why sell yong tau foo when you can be the King of Mahjong?

Let's grab a drumstick first before we start

Stop pretending or I'll chase you out

Once upon a time

Speak Mandarin, sit down

I thought for such an important event, English would be more apt

English? Your English sounds like Tam

Don't try too hard

We'll have to start from 20 years ago

Hurry up

Twenty five years ago

Zhang Shun You, the Wong Tin Ba of today, and I

Learnt mahjong together from our

Master Ru from a very young age

Five

Mine

Yours

Mine

Yours

Mine

Yours

Skip

Next

Reveal

The Thirteen Wonders

Your hand is

decided the moment the tiles are stacked

If you're not the dealer

Try to put your tiles over here

Look, they're all Bamboos

Told you…

Master always said, you win by not gambling

Winning or losing is just an illusion, lose your money but never your life

Only the good-hearted wins

He also said,I often win because I don't harp on winning or losing

Is it really that important, winning or losing when playing mahjong?

You win this round, you could well lose the next

What's the big deal

Green Dragon, Four Large Blessings

You need a single Eight Bamboo, you have a full suit of Bamboos

You lack a tile of Green Dragon

How should I play this Green Dragon tile?

Ah Fatt, Ah You

I think it's time

So ear y? Didn't we just have our lunch?

All you think about is eating

I meant it's time you two have a duel

The winner will succeed me as the King of Mahjong

What happens to the loser then?

He will become the junior fellow apprentice of the King of Mahjong

Might as we be the sidekick

I didn't say anything

Alright, best of three rounds

Begin now

Five Circles

Game

- The Three Great Scholars - Wow, you're good

Wow, the Three Great Scholars

Thanks for the recognition

Alright. Self-Draw West Wind

Chicken Hand

Damn you

Why would you even win on a Chicken Hand

You like chicken that much

Do you even know how to play mahjong

Green Dragon

Game

The Thirteen Wonders

Master I've won two of the three rounds

I'm your successor, now teach me the legendary mahjong kungfu

I'll announce who's the winner

Of course

The winner is

Ah Fatt

Why him?

That's the Thirteen Wonders right there

I didn't say the one who wins will succeed me

You're right

I knew it

No matter how I fare, you'll always see me as the loser

- Ah You listen to me - Say no more

I've listened to you long enough

You talk all day long

I've had enough of it

From today onwards, I'm not listening to you anymore

I'm not your discipel anymore

God brother

So that was how Wong Tin Ba left our master

And went on to challenge everyone everywhere

From India to Egypt

From Egypt to Japlan

From Japlan to the China

Challenging the Kings of Mahjong of every region

Ninety Thousand (Nine Character)

Red Middle (Red Dragon)

Children

Two Circles

Big Four Happiness (Four Large Blessings), game

Sensei

Get rid of the tiles that you don't need, no point keeping them

Self-Draw

Why are you discarding your self-drawn winning tile…

Mahjong?

Hold on

The Three Great Scholars

- After you - See you

Finally, Wong Tin Ba got what he wished for

He defeated all the best mahjong players in the world

And even won the title of King of Mahjong for 10 consecutive years

But one thing could never wrap my head around

You gave up the Green Dragon tile for Wong Tin Ba

So by right he should've won

Why did your master announce you as the window?

Later on, Master explained to me

I've lost

why did you say I won, master?

Do you think I'm a renovation contractor?

I can see

He won in the game of mahjong

But lost duel to his character

My successor must have a good character

Winning without character s meaningless

It's been days since I heard from you where have you been?

Everywhere

Any place where I won't see a poker face

a black face and two stupid faces

I've been there

You two look very free

Why don't you go accomplany the boss

Spend some time with your dad

Don't keep avoiding him

I'll just be another black face

Doesn't make a difference

You find that funny?

Don't you?

Yes

It's really hilarious

Why did you hit me?

Hit me? You…

How dare you lay your finger on the great Wong Tin Ba

Game, 108 Warriors of…

What are you doing?

There are mosquitos

I have such a big house

This mosquito is actually my brother

He talks to me, through h s buzzing

Now that you killed it who's going to talk to me?

You don't talk to me

And I don't want to talk to these two

You three jump into the water

Where did Deedee Zhang go again?

Right?

There you are

Baby who's that?

Who are you?

He should know who I am

Pure Honour Hand, Four Large Blessings, Full Blossoms

- That's 88 folds, everybody - What a big win

It's nothing

What are you doing? Where did the extra tiles come from

Hey are you trying to cheat here?

Cheating?

Are you kidding me?

It's written here No cheating

Do you think I'm blind? Do you think I'm stupid?

Stop mucking about, do you know what you're talking about?

They say bringing mahjong tiles around this year brings good luck

And you thought I'm cheating…

What took him so long

Do you know what time it is now?

Must've come from here

What's with the crowd? Did Michele Yeoh turn up?

All the neighbours want you to be their master

I'm number 15 in line

You people are crazy

When did I say I'm accepting disciples?

You're Pak Chong Fatt

The first ever King of Mahjong, of course we'd like to learn from you

If you're here for the Tofu, I'm more than happy

But if you're here to learn mahjong, please leave

Master I've been having a bad hand in mahjong

Any tips?

That's your fate

Don't ask me how would I know?

Why are two of you

holding me down instead of standing in line?

I listen clearer

and learn more this way

My reason is simple, just want to touch you

Do it on me first

You're such a pain

Come on, teach me a few tricks

Which one of you is Pak Chong Fatt?

am, what's the matter?

- Who? - Sure y not me

It's him

You two idiots

It's me

Miss, may I know what you're doing here?

I suppose you don't remember the King of Gai Hu?

The one whom I defeated

in the inaugural championship?

That's right, he s my father

So you're his daughter

Come and give Uncle Fatt a hug

Come on

That year

He made it to the final s against all odds

But you beat him hands down

Since then he became like that

Never to smile again

Alright, since you're here

I'll let you have vengeance

You two, go distract her

Actually, we…

Today

Let us have a due

- Hey, you - You're up

I already said I've forgotten how to play mahjong

If you don't play, you'll get it from us

Come on, if not now then when

If you don't play, we'll annoy the he out of you

- I'll pester you - Won't leave you alone

Come on, play with her

Alright then

Let's do this

- Four Circles - Pong

East Wind

One Circle

Pong One Circle, here's a Four Circles tile

Lucky you getting the final tile

South Wind

Want to make a Pure Hand of Circle, watch me spoil it

Eight Circles

Pong

Nine Circles

Pong, here's a Seven Circles

Pong Seven Circles

9 Pieces Penalty, it's on you if he were to win

I'm sorry Hidden Six Circles Kong

Self-Draw win on Replacement Tile

I must win to make my father smile again

Five Circles

Get a Self-Draw win, come on

Kong

Eight Circles

Two Character

I'll take that Two Character

I'll discard a One Character

Game

What?

You're waiting for a single tile of One Character. Snatch her game

That's none of your business

Are you playing or am I playing?

They came so far for revenge, w nning on a Ch cken Hand doesn't make sense

Chicken Hand, are you for real?

That's a bit too lame, don't you think?

It's called a Chicken Hand

of course it's lame

I've waited 20 years for this

I finally got my revenge

To be able to pay with a mahjong expert like Pak Chong Fatt

Look, your father is smiling again

You shouldn't have waited for so long for that

f you had understood this 20 years ago

You wouldn't have been upset for so long

Playing mahjong is just a form of entertainment

When it's done, get on with it

That's a load of bull

Remember how I've taught you?

What should be done after you've lost?

What do you want?

Good manners

Thank you

Don't even think of kissing me, I'll hit you

Ramona

It really is you

Sir, have you seen my husband?

What's the matter with you? Don't you recognise me?

I'm your husband, Ah Fatt

It can't be

My husband is very handsome

He's tall and macho

And he's very good at mahjong

Look

Take a good look at yourself

Not the chest, the tattoo

It's the same, look

This type of tattoo is so common

My husband is so handsome, so macho

But you're short and stout, and you look so shifty

And you stink

How could you be my husband?

There are so many people here

can you cut me some slack?

But you're not my husband

I really am your husband

You're not

- I am - You're not

You leave me with no choice

But to share this with everyone

Your body anatomy s very weird

If I touch you here, you'll scream

If I touch you here, you'll get excited

If I touch your head you'll be obedient

Am I right?

Shut up

How come you know so much about me?

Because I'm your husband

- Ah Fatt? - Yes

Come on

Where is this place?

This is not a common place, it s Brother Fatt's house

- Isn't that my house? - Yes

Nan Yang

Didn't I come from a rich household?

Come have a seat

I'll get you a drink

Sassy, we have a guest

Look who's here

Who's so important?

Take a look yourself

Hey is this your wife?

His wife? She left a long time ago

Why is your wife so bad?

That's not all, she's materialistic, greedy

- Ridiculous, shameless… - Sassy

How can you insult your mother when she's right in front of you?

At east turn around

She's really your mother

- My mother? - My daughter

That is correct

Your mother's daughter is you… right, that makes her your mother!

Why did you bring her home?

Don't tell me we need to seek your permission first

This is my home, not yours

Hey you said this s my home isn't it Ah Fatt's home?

Your home has been broken

since you left us when I was 2 years old

Stop arguing

Yes

I know this is a bit too sudden for you

It's the same for me

Did you know, when I saw her alone today

Looking for her husband on the streets

Isn't she looking for me?

But she couldn't recognise me, even though I'm so handsome

The only thing she recognises is money anyway

Don't be fooled by her

I'm not that stupid

I brought her to the doctor, the doctor said…

Apparently a year after she left us

She lost her memory after an accident

Lost her memory?

Is this some sort of lame soap opera plot

Soap operas are indeed lame

But she really is your mother

It' hasn't been easy for her, being alone all these years

You'll understand these matters of the heart when you grow up

You can see for yourself

Who in the right mind eats mahjong tiles?

What? I'm hungry

You're not supposed to eat mahjong tiles

I'll cook for you if you are hungry

Let's go outside

Loss of memory?

Mom

Let me teach you how to play mahjong today

Mahjong? Is it fun?

It's okay if you don't know

Within a few days and a few losses

You'll get the hang of it

Come on

I've got no money

If I lose, I only have my daughter to offer you

Let us restart the game, since she just sat down

- Sure - Let's go

Eight Circles

Nine Character

Can I win now?

You don't have enough folds

Just follow whatever the others are doing

Discard that Nine Character tile

Three Character

Can I win now?

How is it possible that you still can't win

Self-Draw, game

The Thirteen Wonders

You scared the daylight out of me

I can't see through this mess

Eight-and-a-half Pairs Pure Hand

Is that a big win?

I win

Pay up

Five Bamboos

Self-Draw

Nine Gates Hand

Pay up, please

Are you sure you are crazy?

It really doesn't seem like it

Thank you

When are we going to play again?

Come earlier tomorrow, and you can play with yourself

Who's going to play with you again

First time and we've already lost so much

Do you know how many people I'll have to massage to learn this much

I lost my grocery money again

Girl, they are such sore losers

Ignore them, we're rich

What are you doing?

Sewing on some buttons

I saw the buttons on your father's clothes

they don't match

Every single one of them

If you really cared for him, you wouldn't have left

I was wrong

thought could live a good life having married the King of Mahjong

But he suddenly quit

I got angry, so I left in a fit of anger

I never thought it'd be so hard to turn back

I know you both are still mad at me

I've got nothing to say

If you really don't want to see me

I can leave any time

I'm really leaving

Take care of your father, I'm leaving

You come and go as you please

you think this is a hotel?

I've taken care of your husband all these years

It's your turn now

One more thing

Don't be fooled by his carefree out look

He's never forgotten you

Take good care of him

It's so hot

I want to be a responsible husband

What kungfu is he practising?

Could it be the legendary mahjong kungfu?

Ah, so you've invited yourself

Drinking alcohol in broad day light

Sassy doesn't care about me anymore

What makes you say that?

She's been Ignoring me…

I think It's time to let her go

She only cares for her mom right now

What about my life? I'm hopeless

So that's what you think

You're too pessimistic

I know my daughter

Her anger is fleeting

It doesn't matter if she's angry with me

The point Is I don't have a place in her heart

I'm not important to her

If that's the case

Then why would she have wagers with you?

Because she wants to defeat me

She wants me to back off

That silly girl

Every time she plays mahjong with you she looks at you in a different way

Doesn't that prove that she likes you?

Remember, to be a good man…

One must not be greedy

And one must not be impatient

Even you have the lousiest hand

Don't be afraid

Sometimes, to lose is to win

Get it?

To lose is to win

I get it

Thank you

I understand now

Thank you

Sassy, here I come

Most handsome guys in this world are dumb

Sister Sassy is having a duel with Mr. Yang again

Ready,go

So fast? Let's reveal it and see

Sir, don't you know 1, 2, 3?

What are you doing?

Are you trying to be funny?

Sorry

Give me one last chance

One last chance, let's do this again

Every time she plays mahjong with you she looks at you in a different way

Wow Sister Sassy wins again

But Mr. Yang completed his hand first

So what?

I'm pretty sure it's a mess again

Reveal

Wow Mr. Yang

You're good, you've won

Very good, you've defeated me. Don't look for me anymore

Sassy

Sassy

What do you want?

You've said before

If I want to date you, I'll have to defeat you first

So can I ask you out on a date now

Suits you

But I'm telling you, I have no feelings for you

Then why is It that whenever I play mahjong with you

you always gaze at me so gently?

Rubbish

Brother Fatt told me

As long as you're the apple of my eye and vice versa

Winning or losing isn't important at all

I…

Let's get together

Apparently when you fall for someone

You'll feel happy even when he defeats you

That's life But hey, what's wrong with that

From the moment you fell for him, you've already lost

Brother Fatt

You're such an expert in love

So why did you break up with mom in the past?

Because of love

We went separate ways

Your mom and I grew up together

She was the girl that everyone coveted

Self-draw win, The Thirteen Wonders

Smart and pretty

Good at mahjong too

She was known as The Queen of Thirteen Wonders

Look at her smile

Makes my heart skip a beat

We got married later on

I won the World Mahjong Championship that year

And became the King of Mahjong

- Are you sure? - Is that necessary?

I really can't take it anymore

Ramona and I were soulmates

Since our dating days, we enjoyed playing mahjong together

Such a lovely couple

Hubby

She was the only person who could

defeat me at the mahjong table

This Green Dragon tile is annoying me, watch me discard it

Four Large Blessings, pay up

You knew she wanted the Green Dragon, yet you discarded it

Men

Hubby, quick, pay up

What's going on

- She's giving birth - What's going on

Give me that

Ramona gave birth soon after

That was the happiest time of our lives

Six Circles

Sassy

Two Circles

But good times never last

Before the 2nd World Mahjong Championships

was very stressed

I was terrified of

losing my status as the world champion

At that moment

I realised playing mahjong

no longer means the same anymore

I started having second thoughts

Hubby

I've cooked some ginseng chicken

To help you become the King of Mahjong for the 2nd time

I'm a little reluctant to go

Why?

I feel like…

Playing mahjong for the sake of competition

seems to be deviating from its original intent

As long as you win every time

What other purpose do you need?

That's not what master taught me

I'm warning you

because I saw a bright future in you

I'm investing my youth in you

I won't allow you to give up

Ramona don't go

What's going to happen to me and Sassy if you leave?

My husband the King of Mahjong, is now a useless man

Why should I stay?

What will it take to make you stay?

Play a round with me

If you win, you can give the competition a miss

If I win

you have to clinch the World Mahjong Championship

You can't force me like this

You're the one forcing me to do this

I could've become the Queen of Mahjong

I gave up everything to marry you, the King of Mahjong

Now you're telling me to give up my dream

Let's play a round then

White Dragon

Kong

Four Character

Red Dragon

Kong

Eight Circles

Green Dragon

Kong

Seven Bamboos

I used to let her win all the time

But this time

Ramona

Chicken Hand

I'm not that important to you after all

Little did she know that I let her go on purpose

Although I didn't want to complete anymore

But she was still so young. She should pursue her dreams

I didn't want to hold her back

Your wife was heartless, didn't it hurt you?

That's how youngsters are, they want glamour

Who doesn't want to be the Queen of Mahjong

Do you still love your wife then, Brother Fatt?

Of course

Every second of my life

So handsome, let's put that on Facebook

Boss

Handsome should be one word, not two

I did it on purpose

If not, you wouldn't have come in

Boss

People are slamming you on Facebook

What are they saying?

They say handsome "should be one word"

Take that picture down immediately

Then upload other stuff to distract them

Avoid bad publicity before the World Mahjong Championships

Okay

How do I spell surprise?

Just write it in Chinese

Good idea. Surprise

Boss, you're so wise what's the surprise?

The first ever King of Mahjong versus the winner for 10 consecutive years

Surprising enough?

Oh Boss, so you're the first ever King of Mahjong

Only now do I know that Pak Chong Fatt had won't for 10 consecutive years

I've fed and clothed you two

Yet you don't even know who's who

Look at those trophies behind

use them to store my sauces

can't you see

What plans do you have?

Everything is going according to plan

I smell yong tau foo, this should be the house

I'll take it

The Thirteen Wonders

Crazy

Can't you walk properly?

Boss, you already came in this dressing with a bell in hand

Sure y I have to pretend to be possessed to complement you?

Don't talk crap

You've been here for so long

why haven't you reported to me?

Have you found out

what kungfu Pak Chong Fatt has been practising?

Yes, I found out that he doesn't even touch mahjong

That's great

I finally have reason to sell you to Ethiopia

Just great

They suffer from famine and poverty

they won't be able to “use” me

They can't use you, but they can eat you

Your skin is slightly wrinkled

but your flesh is still quite tender

- Please, don't - Should worth a dime or two

I did find out a secret of his

What secret? Out with it

He practises a kind of kungfu everyday?

What kungfu?

Pa ms joined with eyes focused

Tongue and limbs stretched out

- Rein in the temples and diaphragm

Take in the energy of the universe to nourish the brain

So, this is Master's Legendary Mahjong Kungfu

Who's peeping?

I get it now

If Pak Chong Fatt can master it, so can I

Let's see who's the real King of Mahjong

Your mission now is to persuade him

to join the championships

Only then will your mission be complete

Let's see how you resist my cajolement

Hubby

Let's eat first

Hubby

I have something… to tell you

What do you want?

I want to say…

We're back

Dad, mom

Fill the bowl

Have they gotten married?

Last I checked, they weren't married yet

I really have something to tell you

Why not put that back to where it should be?

So much food today? Is there some offering to the gods?

No, since your mum came back

we haven't had a sumptuous meal

Thanks to you, mom

Come let's dig in

Let's dig in

What did you want to say just now?

Nothing

I feel like we're a family

What's wrong with you? We really are a family okay

By the way, when did you marry my daughter, may I ask?

Last night

You marry my daughter in my room?

So handsome

Hubby

Am I interrupting your kungfu practice?

Are you sure this is related to…mahjong?

Here it comes

I can feel it

Since you left, I…

- You haven't done "it" for 20 years? - Yes

I've practised the Legendary Mahjong Kungfu for quite some time now

You guys are practising mahjong with me today

I was afraid after not using it for so long, it will…

That's why I…

Are you waiting for the Six and Nine Character tiles?

You need a single Three Character tile

You want the Six and Nine Circles tiles, right?

How do you know?

You won't feel much in the beginning

But after 49 practice sessions

Your carnal desire

will explode from within

How does it feel like?

It feels like someone opened the zoo gates

and all the elephants charging out

Boss, don't…

Boss, I'm warning you I'm very experienced

Once you start, I won't stop

What are you doing?

- Hey - You old and cheap woman

Why don't you dig a hole and bury yourself

Don't let me see you again

Sorry, boss

I was about to call you

The kungfu that Ah Fatt has been practising isn't for mahjong

- It's for his little brother, right? - Yes

You might as well tell me after my "little brother" is injured from overexertion?

If you can't make Pak Chong Fatt join the championships

I'll sell you to Ethiopia

As for the gambling debts you owe me

I'll cut your fingers off one by one

That's all

Wong Tin Ba I shall remind you again

Don't say I'm long-winded

Your 10-year good fortune is coming to an end

If you want good fortune for another 10 years

You must defeat Pak Chong Fatt at the championships this year

You're not just long-winded, you're ridiculously long-winded

Can you turn on the heater now?

Don't tell me these vicious-looking people

are here for my yong tau foo so early?

- Hubby - Dear

It wasn't easy finding mum back with us

and now she's taken away from us again

This won't do, I must look for my mum

If it's a kidnap

why haven't we received any calls yet?

- Help - Ramona?

You recognise your wife's voice, right?

- What do you want? - So cruel

Very simple, If I see you

as one of the players in the World Mahjong Championship

you'll see her

If I don't see you then

you won't see her for the rest of your life

- Help - Ramona?

- So? - Yeah, what now?

Brother Fatt is finally going back to the mahjong table

Let's welcome back Brother Fatt

I'm very proud to be able to practise and play with you

I don't know why I'm very anxious suddenly

Why? Ah Fatt, we're here to practise with you

According to the module I've designed

The first session should be…

Drawing tiles

Everybody draw your own tiles please

Draw the Thirteen Wonders in the shortest time possible

You can't look at the tiles while drawing

- Is this the correct way? - You're good

Next, let's practise how to tabulate points

Tell me the points the moment I reveal my hand

These are the initial tiles of a dealer

That's Four Small Blessings, totals 13 points

No, it's a so a Mixed Pure Hand, you've got to add 3 points

So the total should be 16 points

- That's a lot of "fun" - No

If it's a dealers initial hand it's a Heavenly Hand

A Heavenly, Mixed Pure Hand with Four Small Blessings is 29 points

What about this one?

Four Large Blessings 13 points Mixed Pure Hand 3 points

Triplets Hand 3 points

including the flowers is a total of 20 points

Excellent

How many points are there in this one?

Hold on, give us some time

This hand s neither here nor there

Obviously it's a Chicken Hand

Genius

- You're a gambling genius - My idol

Don't be so cliche, we're learning from one another

I don't think you need to practise the basics anymore

Why don't we go straight into competition

Sure

I'm so nervous

Hold it

I've never been this nervous playing mahjong in the past decades

I'm a little apprehensive about playing against my master today

- Dad - Brother Fatt

What's the matter with you?

- Dad - How are you feeling?

- Lie down - Thanks

It's no big deal

But I think I can t go to the competition

Why?

You were killing it in the beginning

What happened?

I wanted to win

This is what happens when you're too eager to win

That's why I

pulled out of the second world championships

I don't play to win

With this mentality

how am I to defeat Wong Tin Ba?

Let's begin the day

Where are you going so early?

Sassy

Ah Fatt

Letter for you from Sassy

I'm eloping with Wayne Yang

Don't worry, it's just for a few days

We'll be home once we've had enough fun

So this is Sassy's final move

Ah Fatt, you've raised a daughter with such fine character

Ah Fatt

I knew you'd come back to find me

I know Ah You all too well

Since the day I announced your victory

I knew he'd never let it go so easily

But I'm traveling the word now

You need to settle your own problems

A word of advice before I leave

You don't have much weaknesses

Except you think too much

If you weren't like that

Ramona probably wouldn't have left

Your life would've been complete

Do you remember?

I told you, the true spirit of playing mahjong

The tiles don't determine winning or losing

The player does

The tiles are lifeless, but the player isn't

Playing mahjong is like learning how to be a good person

If you get too caught up in winning or losing

even if you have the best hand, it'll a I be in vain

- One Cirle - Game

The Three Great Scholars, Triplets, Mixed Pure Hand

Green Dragon

- You're so smart - Game

You're not affected by the outcome anymore

How can you ever be defeated?

It's only after 20 years

that I began to understand this saying

Am I slow?

Luckily It's still in time

You really want to do this yourself?

I have my dad's genes, sure y I won't come in last

And the most important thing is

I can take the opportunity to look for my mom

Ms Deedee Zhang

Welcome to the King of Mahjong Championships

- It's her? - You know each other?

I've seen her before

We meet again, isn't that fate?

So that's your type

What type? What do you mean by that?

Why would you know someone like that?

That night inbed

you said you would love me forever

Since It's none of your business

are you still trying to be a hero?

I'll whoop your ass Miss Third Party

Miss, don't be too sad

Sad?

I'm more than thrilled to see them fall apart

That's how she ruined a couple the other day

Just because she couldn't stand them

I'm the type that he likes

and he's been devoted to me all these years

What? Are you jealous?

Why are you talking to these people in public?

Deedee Zhang

Who are you? And who are they?

Aren't you afraid of diminishing your own status?

Why? Where did your arrogance go?

Initially there was just Wong Tin Ba

Now there's another Deedee Zhang how are we going to win?

Are you nuts

Why are you putting

your own team down?

Dad, what are you doing?

I want to come and play mahjong here

Why are you dressed like that here?

I'm a man how can I let my daughter battle this alone

Brother Fatt, you really are my idol

Of course

I thought you had no confidence?

Initially I didn't

Now do, or how else do we save your mum?

Dad

It's good that you're conf dent

But, the way you're dressed…

- I think it looks good - No way

The first ever King of Mahjong must look the part

We still have time

- Let's go - Where to?

Not only do I want to win this competition

I want the two of you to make the finals no matter what it takes

I want Pak Chong Fatt to be disgraced in the mahjong world

I want him to hit rock bottom

Yes

Do you understand?

Yes

I've waited for this for 20 years

I'll finally have my vengeance

Hello everyone

Welcome to the 12th King of Mahjong World Championship

- I'm your emcee, Mushroom - I'm Sea Cucumber

Not only do we have the best of the best players this year

we also have a huge surprise for everyone today

We have invited an

incredibly unexpected special guest

The first ever King of Mahjong

Pak Chong Fatt

Mr Pak Chong Fatt, you're the first ever King of Mahjong

Is Wong Tin Ba the reason

you came out of retirement?

Is it because no one's been able to defeat him in the past 10 years?

And you think you can?

Are you confident of beating him?

To be honest, in terms of playing mahjong

Can you not throw it anymore?

It looks cool, master

I know, but it hurts

Thank you

Mahjong is a form of entertainment

If you pay to win, it loses its meaning

Ah Fatt, we're here to support you and Sassy

- Give it your best shot - You can do it

Thank you

Where's Ah Lian?

She's busy doing plastic surgery

Do you think I need plastic surgery as well?

Absolutely

Let's play mahjong first

Will the inaugural King of Mahjong pit against

the King of Mahjong of 10 consecutive years?

Today's competition is more exciting than ever before

Relax, just relax

Okay

This is so hot, what should I do?

Just a little while more

I can't take it anymore

Give it your best shot, Ah Fatt

We're right behind you

Thanks

I didn't want to wear this coat, it was my daughter's idea

- Understood - Good

And now, ladies and gentlemen

The champion for 10 years in a row, Wong Tin Ba

And his daughter, Deedee Zhang

As well as his disciple, Icy

Mr. Wong Tin Ba

are you confident of reigning the throne?

Are you conf dent of defeating Pak Chong Fatt?

Don't go, we still have questions for you

Do you think you look good in that garbage bag?

Hello

That's him, don't take him seriously

As always

In the preliminary round, the first contestants to score 20 points

will have their bulbs lit up each bulb represents 2 points

They will then proceed to the next round

This process shall be repeated until we reach the semi-finals

If no one manages to get all their bulbs lit

The highest scorer will proceed to the next round

Three winners from the semi-finals

Will get to challenge our 10-year champion for the title

Let's kick off this year s King of Mahjong World Championship

Heavenly Hand

Are you kidding me?

First to qualify for the semi-finals is Ms Icy

Game, Earthly Hand

Second contestant to advance to the semi-finals, the daughter of Wong Tin Ba

Deedee Zhang

Congratulations

Will the father and daughter

be challenging each other for the title?

Let's keep our eyes peeled

Four Large Blessings, Concealed, Mixed Pure Hand, All Terminal Three Hidden Treasure

Pak Chong Fatt's daughter also made it into the semi-finals

- Congratulations Ms Sassy Bai - Sassy won

Come have a seat, Sassy

You were great

It's already the final round

Do you think Brother Fatt will get full lights

That doesn't matter

What's important is to win

North Wind

Pong

Discarding a character tile to lure my North Wind

Trying to draw a snake out of its hole

I can see through that

North Wind

Win

What a fine round

What a move by Pak Chong Fatt

Making the semi-finals with the highest score

He won by a hair's breadth

Ah Fatt, you were awesome

You's re so good

It wasn't a landslide win, but you have such good skills

And what a character, I am deeply humbled

It's just a game

It's just a game

Pak Chong Fatt

You purposely discarded a tile for the player with the lowest score

Good

A hypocrite, but I like

After the preliminary qualifying matches

The semi-finals will commence now

- East Wind - I'll take that

Chicken Hand

- Five Bamboos - That's right

Take the in-betweens

- Chicken Hand again

- East Wind - I'll take that

East Wind two points

Can he win like that?

It's a race between the hare and the turtle

This move is called stuffing yourself up

A few small wins make for a big win

- One Bamboo - I'll take that

Chicken Hand

Mahjong, Self-Draw three points, sorry

As expected

See I was right

- the turtle won - Mr Pak Chong Fatt is the first

- to make it to the finals - Congratulations

Next, we shall witness the battle of the century

You can do it

Look

She's got so many flower tiles

If she wins this round, it's a lot of points

If she makes it into the finals

She will be working against Brother Fatt for Wong Tin Ba

I'll Jinx that.. jinx…

Self-Draw win, Pure Honour Hand, Three Great Scholars

We jinxed the wrong one

How many points is that?

A lot, for sure

Our second finalist s Ms Icy

Congratulations

Who will be the final player

in the finals?

So nerve-wracking

But if you look at Sassy Bails and Deedee Zhang's table

this is an inverse duel between their fathers

Brother Fatt

Ah Fatt

Go

Oh, what a klutz, Deedee Zhang

She accidentally revealed a tile and is now disadvantaged

Luckily it's just a Formed Meld

Two Circles, Open Kong

Robbing the Kong, win

That's a Trick Hand

You were waiting for the Two Circles, Five Circles and Eight Circles tiles

You passed up that Eight Circles just now, and you didn't draw

How can you take the Two Circles now?

Right, according to the rules

she can't take this tile

But she's already revealed her hand, so it's considered a Trick Hand

- Yes - We are at the last round

and it's a tie between Deedee Zhang and Sassy Ba

Deedee's Trick Hand causes her

loss to Sassy by a hair's breadth

Sassy

That's right, she won, that's my daughter

Don't you remember what I've taught you?

Do you have polio?

You can't even hold on to an Eight Circles tile

This is a mistake only an idiot will make

It's my mistake, but I didn't mean it

It's not whether you meant it or not

It's about how I'm going to face the public from now on

You're my daughter, Deedee Zhang

I don't want you to be number one in anything else

I only want you to be number one in mahjong

Since I'm such an embarassment to you, I'll leave

You're leaving…

Who's gonna take photo with me later when I win?

You'd ruin my perfect father image

If she really leaves

Cancel all her credit cards for me

The most exciting match and the best of the best

is unfolding right before us

The finals of this year's King of Mahjong Championship starts now

What's the matter?

- Are you nervous? - A little

Are you worried that you won't draw a good hand?

Sometimes I can't get good ingredients from the market

but I still have to cook

You can do it if you put your heart into it

Chicken Hand is also considered a win

Don't be afraid of losing just do it

Brother

Don't call me that

From now on, you'll have to call me the King of Mahjong for 11 consecutive years

Did you eat a lot of garlic? Your mouth stinks

He does have a better chance

Cut the crap

- I'll finish you off in one round - Of course

Let's see what you guys have in hand

Red Dragon

Pong

Let's move in for the kill then

Red Dragon

- Green Dragon - Pong

I'll just follow your lead, Green Dragon

Why did you do that?

I told you before, learn how to be a good person before learning mahjong

People might think you're talking about them

This is your elder show some respect

That's right, you need to respect your elders

Stop chiding your daughter

She's just following the bad example you set

It's genetics

You already have both Green and Red Dragons

Are you going to get the White Dragon too

That would be such a coincidence

Pong

Why are you so careless?

That's a Three Great Scholars you just gave away

And you asked me to show him respect?

How would I know he has all three dragons?

And you know how much I hate those tiles

Nine Bamboos

Nine Bamboos

Nothing from you?

Watch me then

East Wind

Pong East Wind

I have to be smart about this

I have to let dad Pong

- One Circle - Pong

South Wind

Pong South Wind

- Two Circles - Pong

West Wind

Pong West Wind

You'll have to cover all losses if you were to gift her a Four Large Blessings

Three Circles

Even the blind could tell you can't discard a North Wind tile now

Icy, prepare to Pong

How would you know?

I'm the King of Mahjong

I'll shout it out for you

Pong Two Character

She only needs another tile to win

I can't discard the North Wind

- Three Bamboos - I'll take that

How? It should be hers, not yours

Don't you know the rules?

Take it, even though it's nothing much

Four Small Blessings

Sassy

Winning (eat) with a Four Small Blessings hand

She's devouring herself

Are you playing or is she playing?

If you're playing for real , she should be on her own

If you were to team up and bully her

Why don't you two share a hand

Boss can't defeat them with a single bow

That's a first in 10 years

Pak Chong Fatt is really something

What the…

I'm letting you win this round

since you're not so bright

Let's break for 15 minutes and resume later

Don't take heart, thats how he is

There will be a 15-minute interval see you later

See you later

I realised that you're rather fidgety today

You'll raise your chest when you hold big tiles, that's not good

Be more mindful of it

Daughter of Wong Tin Ba

Come with me, I have something to show you

Your father said

What kind of wife did Ah You marry

for him to have a such a tanned and skinny daughter

Pak Chong Fatt is here for the championship

I have completed my mission, where's my money?

I want it now

So little?

I've settled your gambling debts

Food and accommodation at my house cost money, too

- What a cheapskate - Beat it

You couldn't discard the North Wind tile, that's right

You couldn't discard any Bamboo tiles as well, yet you did

So everything was a lie

It's not too late to realise that

You came back to find us

because he paid you to do it

That's right

I've succeeded in getting him back into competition

after all these years

Of course I'm happy

Are you?

Of course who wouldn't be with all this money?

What's the matter? Are you questioning me?

Dad

Mom's leaving, won't you make her stay?

Can I?

Remember to take care of yourself

Don't open your eyes so big when you're lying

Don't act cool when you're cheating

that will give you away

Aren't you mad at me?

Really?

I just want you to be happy

You knew she was lying all along?

Why didn't you say so?

Because you would leave again if I did

Wait

Alright that's enough

Look, Brother Fatt is not only God of Mahjong

he's also Casablanca

We're not young anymore

We're here for the competition, cut the drama will you?

Mind your own business

Come on, we're not young anymore

My beloved daughter

Mom has wronged you

The first time I lay my eyes on you

I knew you were the best thing

to have ever happened to me

Can you forgive me?

- Can we proceed with the game now? - Let's go

People think they need to be number one

What they really need is to be loved

Why isn't my father like that?

Sorry, excuse me

- We're here - Ah Fatt

isn't that a good thing?

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

Dad, mom, people are watching

I can't bear to be apart from you

Dad, mom, let's play mahjong

- Yes - We have to be apart again

I'll make this quick

You'd better,I can't bear for us to be apart

Be good

Take care of him

So handsome

Pak Chong Fatt, are you a man?

You're okay with your wife treating you this way?

What do you know about love

Is there something wrong with your father?

Let's play

And look at your wife

She just took my money

And now she's on your side cheering you on

So unprofessional

No wonder you're married to each other

Shuffle the tiles

Seven Character

Five Circles

- In-between - Pong

Three Bamboos

I'll take that

Eight Circles

- In-between - I'll take that

Flowerless, Concealed, Sequence Hand win with a single Eight Circles, three points

This is mere luck

You won't be lucky everyday

Whatever

- Nine Character - Pong

Six Character

- Two Circles - I'll take that

- Three Bamboos - Pong

- One Bamboo - Something to take again

Are you nuts?

All these years you've been the King of Mahjong

Your daughter has been unhappy

Are you happy?

One has polio, one s pea-brained

Just play

- Eight Character - Pong

win

I am destined to win today

No matter whose side you're on

Do you still remember when we were young

Master told us a story about the wind and the sun?

He's been such a dumbass since young

Six Bamboos

Eight Bamboos

Five Circles

Three Character

Dad, he has all the suits

I'm sure he's building The Thirteen Wonders

It won't be that easy

Why would Wong Tin Ba build The Thirteen Wonders

The focus should be on the Green Dragon now

Seven Bamboos

Two Character

Everything is going so well

Pong

Don't rush it

Everyone can tell I'm waiting for the Green Dragon tile

Yet you discarded it? Are you out of your mind?

Because all you care about s winning or losing

Green Dragon

I should thank you

Because of your ploy, I found my wife

And my daughter reunited with her mum

Brother

This Green Dragon is just a mahjong tile

I'll give it to you if you like

So we are really poles apart

It feels as though Pak Chong Fatt is not a mere human being

He's like.

He is…

Right, that's him

Wukong, you want the Green Dragon tile?

I have it

It always gets in my way, shall I give it to you?

Wukong

You're good at playing mahjong

But you have no integrity

You've won

Why don't you game?

Green Dragon

Game

The Thirteen Wonders

Do you think we had more fun playing mahjong when we were kids

Or now?

Playing mahjong

To me, playing mahjong is about having a good time

Winning or losing is not important

I understand now, master

Understood

I'm hungry, let's go

- I want a roasted drumstick - Sure

The winner of the 12th World King of Mahjong Championship is

None other than our boss, Wong Tin Ba

Who else could it be, other than our boss?

Come say it with me

Wong Tin Ba! Wong Tin Ba!

Cut the crap, let's go and have a feast

Yeah, let's go

Hubby

What do you want now?

I feel very guilty, are you mad at me?

Let's not talk about this anymore

The most important thing is for our family to stay together

That's right, you're the best

Pak Chong Fatt

What do you want?

I want to have a word with your father

If they don't sound right to you, give me two slaps

What do you want?

I have been very worried that

I won't win again after my luck runs out

But I understand today that

As long as I have you as a brother

It's hard for me to lose

I'm not the only one you have around you

Alright, bye

Hey

Are you two going to leave just like that?

I know I was wrong to curse you with polio

But you're my daughter and I'm your dad

we're family

Let's make up, shall we

I can even give up my tit e of King of Mahjong

Sorry

I'm sorry

You can be so gentlemanly, Dad

How can you leave just like that

Don't forget you've killed Little Mosquito

I would be left alone if you leave

Our house would become so cold like a big fridge

You want me to freeze to death?

Stay and continue to help me

Okay?

Thank you boss

- Green Dragon, hurry up - Sassy

Nine Circles

- Be careful - Hurry up

- Two Circles - Pong

You're so stupid

There's no fool in mahjong

what matters most is to be happy, right?

- Don't scold him - One Circle

Why do the kitchens of these rich people feel so hot?

Oh, that's because you are clinging onto me. Food must be served on time during CNY

Didn't you say you like it when I pretend to be a koala bear?

Brother

This is the kitchen, not the bedroom

I asked you to cook rice, not fry rice (make love)

It's been 20 over years, I can't help myself

Speaking of which

The Legendary Kungfu that Master taught you

what was it for?

How did he know?

I think those vegetables have been overcooked

Boss

You've got mail

Brother

- Seems like it's from master - Yes

Ah Fatt, Ah You, this is your master

Excuse me, please come back

Ah Fatt, Ah You, how have you two been

- Master - First of all, congratulations

I heard you're still the King of Mahjong

I'm so proud of you, and happy for you

But nothing beats knowing you two are on good terms again

That is great news indeed

Master is doing really great over here

I have blondes as my disciples

Business is booming and they all call me professor

Professor

America is a democratic country

They're all very open-minded

Your master practises the Legendary Kungfu, right

Have you been practising the great condor?

I'm not going back anymore, it's so much better here

Remember the "great condor", Ah Fatt

Ah "Fatt"?

Not this "Fatt", I meant that "Fatt"

Alright that's all, bye

Shut it down, bye

Your turn

- Let's snap some pictures - Stand here

This is for big brother

Come on, look this way

- Sorry, master - It's okay

Remember not to tell anyone I'm practising the Legendary Kungfu

I won't

You're practising the Legendary Kungfu for mahjong, right?

It is the Legendary Kungfu a right, but not for mahjong

They're for the "condor"

Condor?

Mahjong players spend a lot of time seated

which is very bad for the prostate

I get it now

Come here

Brother

You said after listening to master's recording

You regained your confidence to play mahjong

Did master leave any message for me?

Yes or no?

If I press this button, everything will be history

How does that make me different from a dog?

Quit horsing around Ah Fatt

You think no one knows

You listened to someone else's message

Mind your own business

Ah You won't be coming back to find me

Scared, aren't you

Screw you

How is playing mahjong a gambling addiction

It's a good form of entertainment

That's right

These people betrayed

the original intent of mahjong

They should be cursed for eternity

Punished for their atrocities

Give them 2 slaps everytime you see them

4 slaps when you see them the next time

6 slaps when you see them the third time

See…

Therefore

We have to pay mahjong with the right attitude

Play it as a healthy form of entertainment

Play it to express your love towards a cultural treasure

Gong Xi Fa Cai and Happy Lunar New Year

May you all be surrounded by happiness

May all your wishes come true

And you'll have everything that your heart desires

Gong Xi Gong X

Happy Lunar New Year to everyone

Let's get rich!