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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:40,666 This is Helo 1. I have visual confirmation on Hodaddy. 2 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:44,712 Still negative on our bad boy. Repeat. Still negative on the pickup. 3 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:48,924 Heading for rendezvous at LZ Alpha Echo. 4 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:08,069 All right, where are you, Percy? Come on. Come on. 5 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:12,698 Wait a second. There's our turncoat. 6 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,981 For crying out loud. 7 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:51,987 Special Agent Scott. 8 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:54,573 Mac here. Tell me you found that pilot. 9 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,451 Absolutely. He's right here. 10 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,829 -Here you go. -ls he alive? 11 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,001 Yeah, he's okay. 12 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:07,752 Don't screw this up, Alex. l want him in one piece. 13 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,839 Consider it done. 14 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:25,187 -You okay? -No, my leg's broken! 15 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:27,773 You got ice on it right away. That should help. 16 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:30,067 Let's go before the Russians get here. 17 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:33,112 Hey, let me ask you something. 18 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:36,115 What'd you do with that plane that you stole? 19 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,412 Here they come. 20 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:43,456 l'm not talking until you get me out. 21 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,041 -ls that right? -Yeah. 22 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:46,917 All right, let's go. 23 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:50,046 God! Okay! Gundars! 24 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:54,133 l sold the plane to Arnold Gundars. Now get me out of here! 25 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:57,428 Get up. 26 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,764 Hurry! The American pilot has escaped! 27 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:03,559 Search the woods! He must be in the woods! 28 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,911 What is this? 29 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,247 Stalin's butt! He tricked us! 30 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:32,296 -They're coming! -l got it. 31 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,425 No, l don't. 32 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,606 Fire! 33 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:56,779 You okay? 34 00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:16,798 Ladies and gentlemen, now making his way to the ring... 35 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:20,970 ...really needing no introduction the world over, he is undefeated... 36 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:23,639 ...with 56 wins, no losses... 37 00:04:23,848 --> 00:04:27,018 ...here is the one and only... 38 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:32,690 ...Kelly ''K. O. '' Robinson! 39 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:35,985 When l say break, break clean. Keep those punches up high. 40 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:37,361 l'm fair, but l'm firm. 41 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,322 You'll have your first Sports Illustrated cover. 42 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:42,491 Even though you'll be on it like this: 43 00:04:42,742 --> 00:04:45,202 -We'll see who looks like that. -Touch them up. 44 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:48,372 Yeah, shit. He's scary as hell, ain't he? 45 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:56,213 Kelly Robinson has come up with an exotic new challenge for himself. 46 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,215 lf he defends his title tonight... 47 00:04:58,591 --> 00:05:03,763 ...he'll do it again Thursday in Budapest, Hungary. 48 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:09,518 l know what this means. 49 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,937 l know what this mean when you do that. 50 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,357 And Lirette is on queer street. 51 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,901 You know what's gonna happen now, right? 52 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:22,198 Boy, fight now! What you doing? 53 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:25,117 Kelly's getting frustrated because Lirette won't fight. 54 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:28,496 l'll give you a free shot. l won't chase you around the ring. 55 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,831 Take a shot at this here. 56 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,292 Don't be scared. l'll close my eyes. 57 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:34,710 How about that? 58 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,308 Three! Four! 59 00:05:50,476 --> 00:05:52,561 Five! Six! 60 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:55,731 Seven! Eight! Nine! 61 00:05:56,107 --> 00:05:57,858 Ten! You're out! 62 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,736 Warm up the goulash in Budapest. 63 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:03,155 Kelly Robinson is coming. 64 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:07,076 l told you. Hold on. Come on, get this shot for Sports Illustrated. 65 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,744 Cheese. 66 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,256 Yeah. 67 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:23,968 Yeah, 57 and 0. Gonna be 58 and 0 in couple of days. 68 00:06:24,135 --> 00:06:26,470 Put infinity on there because l'll never lose. 69 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:27,930 l know what you saying. 70 00:06:28,139 --> 00:06:31,058 You better retire. You gonna run out of space on that arm. 71 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:34,311 Jerry, you ain't got to do that. You been my boy for 1 0 years. 72 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,814 Don't blow smoke up my ass. Get your head out my ass. 73 00:06:36,981 --> 00:06:38,649 -Head's out the ass. -Relax, man. 74 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:40,901 Yeah, seriously, Jerry. That's pathetic. 75 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:44,405 You've only worked three years. Keep your head where it's at. 76 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,449 -Now, about the drawers. -Yeah. 77 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,493 l think l got some drawers your size made of licorice. 78 00:06:49,994 --> 00:06:52,788 Hello, sir. Yes, right. Hold on, sir. 79 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:54,165 Kelly. 80 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,000 -Kelly! -Yeah? What's going on? 81 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:57,418 lt's the president. 82 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,503 Really? President of the United States. 83 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:02,298 The president want to talk to Kelly Robinson. 84 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,133 -Mr. President? -What's up, homey? 85 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:05,760 -What's up? -What's up, dog? 86 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,471 -lt's all good. How you doing? -Kicking with Putin. 87 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:11,307 G.W.B., you should've called when the cameras was on. 88 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:13,726 -My bad. I got a mucho hush-hush. -All right. 89 00:07:13,893 --> 00:07:17,355 Hear you're going to Budapest. We got us a muy secret-o situation. 90 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,940 -Really? -America needs your help. 91 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,401 -No problem. -We need a little civilian cover. 92 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,153 -You got it, baby. -Owe you one. 93 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:27,490 -All right, l'll talk to you real soon. -I will not forget-- 94 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,492 President want me to do him a favor. 95 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,702 He said something about America needs me. 96 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:35,039 -What kind of favor? -Some kind of top-secret mission. 97 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:37,166 Oh, you mean like 00 7? 98 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:40,044 Yeah, except only l'm gonna be 009 and a half. 99 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:44,674 Know what l'm saying? 00 7. You know what 009 and a half means? 100 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,342 -l think so. -lt's an innuendo. 101 00:07:49,679 --> 00:07:52,473 -You're going to Budapest? -Yes, l am. Kind of exciting. 102 00:07:54,392 --> 00:07:57,061 -l'm a little nervous. -l'm sure you'll do fine. 103 00:07:57,228 --> 00:07:59,438 No, l know l will. 104 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:01,190 That's got a kick to it. 105 00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:05,111 This is my first chance to work with Special Agent Rachel Wright. 106 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:07,780 Rachel. You're still hung up on her? 107 00:08:07,947 --> 00:08:09,532 Edna, l'm not hung up on her. 108 00:08:09,699 --> 00:08:12,034 l find her interesting, and l admire her work. 109 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,953 There's a certain allure she has. 110 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,955 You know, a blind man could see that. 111 00:08:16,122 --> 00:08:17,581 Well, why don't you tell her? 112 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:22,420 l will tell her. lt's just, l get nervous, and l end up sounding like an idiot-- 113 00:08:24,797 --> 00:08:27,133 Want me to tell you how to melt Rachel's heart? 114 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,385 -Yeah. -Talk to Carlos. 115 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,429 What does that mean? They had a thing? 116 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:33,722 Two-week stakeout. She could barely walk. 117 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,725 Rachel and Carlos? 118 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,768 You called, Edna? 119 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:41,313 You are a vision, as always. 120 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:43,816 Hello, Alex. 121 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,152 Hello, Carlos. How was Cuba? 122 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,070 Adequate. 123 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:49,822 Oh, adequate, my eye. 124 00:08:49,989 --> 00:08:52,324 He single-handedly averted another Bay of Pigs. 125 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:53,492 -No, l didn't-- -Yes. 126 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,327 -You exaggerate. -Oh, well, l.... 127 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:58,414 -You do exaggerate sometimes. -Okay, at times, yeah. 128 00:08:58,581 --> 00:08:59,749 And you, Alex? 129 00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:02,585 How did you fare in the tundra? 130 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,087 You know, l did pretty good. 131 00:09:05,296 --> 00:09:09,258 l got selected for a new mission, so obviously everybody was satisfied. 132 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,634 And the pilot? 133 00:09:11,177 --> 00:09:14,513 The pilot.... 134 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:18,934 Was able to talk to him, get some valuable information from him. 135 00:09:19,143 --> 00:09:20,603 Successful mission. 136 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:24,774 Alex, you didn't go and get him killed, now, did you? 137 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:28,277 No, no, no. l mean.... 138 00:09:28,486 --> 00:09:30,863 You know, sort of. l mean-- Yeah, he's dead. 139 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:33,074 He's dead. 140 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:37,787 What are you gonna do? 141 00:09:38,329 --> 00:09:40,748 -Let me tell you something, Alex. -Yeah. 142 00:09:40,915 --> 00:09:44,960 You're an excellent agent. Don't let results like this fool you. 143 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,004 All right? 144 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:55,638 My car. Be back for my things later. 145 00:09:56,055 --> 00:09:58,057 See you, Carlos. La vida loca! 146 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:03,145 What a phony. 147 00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:07,316 l'd give anything to go on a two-week stakeout with that man. 148 00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:10,403 What happened on the stakeout between him and Rachel? 149 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:14,824 -l didn't hear anything. -lt's not what l heard, it's what l saw. 150 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:18,327 lt's what l saw. l saw the look on her face. 151 00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:20,413 Every woman recognizes that look. 152 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:23,666 -What's that look? -Look of total satisfaction. 153 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:35,177 Guy gets a couple missions in Latin America, and he's a Julio lglesias. 154 00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:37,263 You know, he's from lowa, by the way. 155 00:10:37,263 --> 00:10:37,847 You know, he's from lowa, by the way. 156 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:40,016 -ls this my stuff? -Oh, easy. 157 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:43,811 This is Carlos' stuff. This is yours. 158 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,777 Where's my monofilament phone descender? 159 00:10:52,737 --> 00:10:56,157 l didn't get one of these exploding pagers. l don't see one of those. 160 00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:58,242 You got the micro GPS. 161 00:10:58,409 --> 00:10:59,910 Micro? 162 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:01,704 This is your spy-cam. 163 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,878 This is Carlos' spy-cam, and this is my spy-cam? 164 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,797 Look at the size of this thing! 165 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,508 Size matters. But in the spy world, it's reversed. 166 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:18,512 You want people to say, ''Look how small and sexy and sleek this is.'' 167 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:22,600 Not, ''How huge this is! Look what he pulled out of his pants. lt's huge!'' 168 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:27,021 People will laugh at me if l pull this out. ls that his escape module? 169 00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:30,524 Yes, it is. l know, everybody wants to be like Carlos. 170 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,194 l don't want to be like Carlos, but l notice... 171 00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:37,281 ...my stuff looks like you can get it from RadioShack in 1 9 72. 172 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:41,535 Yes, it is. 173 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:46,540 Right away. 174 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,960 All right, we'll finish this later. lt's a good start, though. 175 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:57,343 Kelly Robinson, seen here making his typical flamboyant entrance-- 176 00:11:57,510 --> 00:12:00,221 Shouldn't this be on the Weather Channel or something? 177 00:12:00,388 --> 00:12:03,391 --with a first-round knockout of Blake ''The Blade'' Lirette. 178 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:08,604 Yeah! 57 and 0, baby! Kelly Robinson, baby! 179 00:12:08,813 --> 00:12:10,940 That guy is so annoying. 180 00:12:11,107 --> 00:12:12,942 Everybody ''Hungary'' for his showdown... 181 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,820 ...with the European heavyweight king, Cedric Mills. 182 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,239 You don't understand how important it is... 183 00:12:18,406 --> 00:12:21,242 ...that I be 58 and 0. I'm 57 and 0 right now. 184 00:12:21,409 --> 00:12:22,618 This man gonna be 58! 185 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:25,121 -That guy is a born jerk. -Cheese. Cheese. 186 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,665 That's right, take my picture. Cheese. Cheese. 187 00:12:27,832 --> 00:12:30,126 Get my right side. Cheese. 188 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:33,170 Alex! 189 00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,756 Gen. Tucker, this is Special Agent Alex Scott. 190 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,591 -General. -Special agent. 191 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,970 l love hearing that. l was a regular agent a couple weeks ago... 192 00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:44,473 ...and then around Christmas, l got promoted to special. 193 00:12:44,849 --> 00:12:46,225 Special. 194 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,352 We were going over the op. 195 00:12:48,853 --> 00:12:50,271 We call it the ''Switchblade.'' 196 00:12:50,438 --> 00:12:54,483 lt was the first electrochromatic invisible stealth aircraft. 197 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,527 But in the hands of the evildoers... 198 00:12:56,694 --> 00:13:00,322 ...it's an untraceable delivery system for weapons of mass destruction. 199 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,033 New owner: Arnold Gundars. 200 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:05,703 The boys over at ClA have access to his overseas accounts. 201 00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:08,873 The past five days, there's been a depletion of funds... 202 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,374 ...without reimbursements. 203 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,668 The bastard's bought the damn plane. 204 00:13:12,877 --> 00:13:14,211 He just hasn't sold it yet. 205 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,964 l'll get it back, general. 206 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,802 Give me a minute. 207 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:23,679 Hot. 208 00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:28,517 Are you sure we can't use Carlos? 209 00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:29,935 No, they all know him. 210 00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:33,856 Without plastic surgery, he wouldn't last five minutes on this case. 211 00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:35,566 That's a shame. 212 00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:37,401 That Carlos is amazing. 213 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,321 This guy.... 214 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,407 You sure about this, Mac? 215 00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,910 He'll get the job done. 216 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,373 Shouldn't Rachel be here? 217 00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,415 She's already in Budapest setting up. 218 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,752 You've worked with her before, right? 219 00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:56,921 l have but not in a stakeout situation. 220 00:13:57,213 --> 00:13:59,423 This mission doesn't call for a stakeout. 221 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,801 lt wouldn't hurt to keep our options open. 222 00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:04,387 The European middleweight championship... 223 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,639 ...is being held in Budapest in two days. 224 00:14:06,806 --> 00:14:10,393 Gundars is a boxing fanatic. He's throwing a party the night before. 225 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,145 Okay. Classic stakeout scenario, right? 226 00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:16,816 No, Alex. No stakeout. This is more about hacking and tracking. 227 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:20,194 Now, take a look at this guest list. 228 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:25,741 You got to be kidding. This is like a who's who of international bad guys. 229 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:29,370 Obviously, Gundars is using this party as cover to auction the plane. 230 00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:31,580 Your mission is to get into his palace... 231 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:34,875 ...find out where the plane is and stop him from selling it. 232 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:38,421 With these heavy hitters in one place, security's gonna be insane. 233 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:42,967 Exactly. The way we see it, there's only one shot to get you in there. 234 00:14:45,011 --> 00:14:46,178 Stakeout? 235 00:14:48,681 --> 00:14:49,932 No. 236 00:14:50,099 --> 00:14:52,101 We've arranged cover. 237 00:14:53,102 --> 00:14:55,771 You'll be working with a civilian to secure entry. 238 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:56,897 A civilian? 239 00:14:57,106 --> 00:15:00,484 57 and 0. Gonna be 58 and 0. You know how Kelly Robinson do. 240 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,446 Listen to me now. l don't care what Gen. Patton says. 241 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,948 We don't need to do it this way. l think if-- 242 00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:07,825 I kicked ass all around the world. 243 00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:11,287 For crying out loud. Can we turn this off or change the channel? 244 00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:12,830 He gives me a headache-- 245 00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:15,666 Watch what come out of your mouth, blond surfer boy. 246 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:18,461 He never shuts up. He's lighting into some reporter. 247 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,547 No, I'm talking to you. Watch what come out of your mouth. 248 00:15:21,714 --> 00:15:25,384 You digging your grave with your tongue. You'll get your ass whipped. 249 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,719 Video conference. 250 00:15:26,886 --> 00:15:30,139 Alex Scott, meet Kelly Robinson. 251 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,405 That's gotta be him. 252 00:15:55,539 --> 00:16:00,336 Yeah, girl, you crazy. Come on out here and give me some sugar, girl. 253 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:03,339 l had too much fun last night. And you too. 254 00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:08,969 Let's bounce. l got y'all's numbers. l'll call you y'all soon. 255 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,180 l'll talk to you all soon. Bye-bye. 256 00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:13,474 No Kelly, no stretchie. Back of the bus. 257 00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:16,852 Move the camouflage booty to the back of the bus. Come on. 258 00:16:21,399 --> 00:16:24,151 Hey, l'm Alex Scott. We met yesterday, sort of. 259 00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:27,029 Yeah, l remember. The pleasure's all mine. 260 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,449 ls that your plane? 261 00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,034 Step away! No autographs! 262 00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,286 lt's all right. He's my new assistant. 263 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:36,497 Kelly, l thought l was your assistant. 264 00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:39,709 T.J., what'd l tell you? The secret mission? Secret mission. 265 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,003 Secret mission. 266 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:45,548 -Yeah, yeah, the Mission Man. -Right. Right. 267 00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:55,182 lt's not a good idea to tell them who l am. We should keep that down. 268 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,685 l ain't no fool. l ain't tell them who you was. 269 00:16:57,852 --> 00:17:00,646 l said l had to take care of the president's retarded nephew. 270 00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:03,733 -What? -Yeah, they think you're a retard. 271 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:08,194 All you do is get some drool, a helmet and zip your jacket up. 272 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,448 You get that mentally challenged look. 273 00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:13,200 Hold on just a second. That's good. 274 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:18,455 -Can l talk to you for a second? -Yeah, go ahead. What's up? 275 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:22,251 Excuse us. Uncomfortable. Too many brothers standing around. 276 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,252 We're getting off on the wrong foot. 277 00:17:24,462 --> 00:17:26,630 You think you're the Harlem Globetrotters... 278 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:28,966 ...and l'm the team that looks like an idiot. 279 00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:31,886 -Yeah, that's it. -But that's not how it's gonna work. 280 00:17:32,053 --> 00:17:34,430 We're on the same team. l'm Meadowlark Lemon. 281 00:17:34,597 --> 00:17:37,767 You're Curly Neal. You feed me the ball. Remember Curly, he-- 282 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,685 He do the dribbling. You Meadowlark? 283 00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:42,938 l'm pulling down the ref's shorts, throwing pie in the face. 284 00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:45,316 -The bucket of confetti. -They think it's water. 285 00:17:45,483 --> 00:17:48,361 -And the rubber band on the ball. -Right, doing the-- 286 00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:51,238 Meadowlark, you get me some of this chicken... 287 00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:54,950 ...some sodas, jelly beans and get these bags and get on the plane. 288 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,286 Meadowlark. You heard what he said to me? 289 00:17:57,912 --> 00:18:01,665 He told me that in this situation, he would be Meadowlark and l'm Curly. 290 00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:06,170 What kind of bullshit is that? Curly, my ass. l'm Meadowlark. 291 00:18:10,341 --> 00:18:12,468 -l'm not Kelly Robinson. -No, you ain't. 292 00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:15,846 -He don't make his own phone calls. -He don't call his mama! 293 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:19,141 Come on. l'm just trying to confirm the man's reservation. 294 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:21,102 -All we need is a room. -That's all. 295 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,939 -Don't make me get on that phone. -What the hell is: 296 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,819 lt means, ''l speak English, just not to you, sucker.'' 297 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,655 Guys, l speak Hungarian. Need some help? 298 00:18:32,822 --> 00:18:34,490 -Okay. -Yeah, knock yourself out. 299 00:18:34,657 --> 00:18:37,618 The brother gonna speak Hungarian now. 300 00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:38,994 -Szia. -Hello? 301 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,121 Igen, igen. 302 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:44,000 You guys want the junior suite or the high-roller suite? 303 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:47,128 We go with the high-roller. 304 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,797 The cheapest room you've got. 305 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,133 ln the basement. 306 00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:55,970 -lt's all taken care of. -Did you get an extra kusenum? 307 00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,055 l'm gonna get these bags onboard. 308 00:18:58,222 --> 00:19:02,018 -Don't wanna get yelled at again. -Yeah, yeah. Hustle. Hustle on. 309 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:06,272 You better watch your job. Rain Man got skills. 310 00:19:11,277 --> 00:19:13,487 Kelly just took the stick. 311 00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:16,949 -l thought he was doing an interview. -What? He was napping. 312 00:19:17,116 --> 00:19:20,411 What? Now he's flying the plane? Come on, Kelly! 313 00:19:23,122 --> 00:19:25,583 There's a lot of stuff for us to go over-- 314 00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:28,044 Did you see me turn on the seat-belt light? 315 00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:30,254 No, l didn't see that. 316 00:19:36,135 --> 00:19:39,430 Sit your ass down! When you get up, sit down. 317 00:19:41,891 --> 00:19:43,351 Funny. 318 00:19:44,185 --> 00:19:48,230 He's a funny guy. l gotta remember that one. 319 00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:52,234 When you did the stick up, l went flying there! That's a good trick. 320 00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:54,737 l'm glad you got that out of your system. 321 00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,073 l'm gonna need you at the party at 8. 322 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:59,992 Know something? We got to change the schedule. 323 00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:03,579 Kelly Robinson don't go to parties at 8:00. l ain't about to start. 324 00:20:03,746 --> 00:20:06,332 Are you gonna refer to yourself in the third person? 325 00:20:06,499 --> 00:20:08,084 That can get irritating. 326 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,336 lt won't get irritating until 1 1 :00... 327 00:20:10,503 --> 00:20:14,090 ...because that's when l'm showing up for your little party. 328 00:20:14,507 --> 00:20:17,134 Okay. Excuse me, gents. 329 00:20:18,928 --> 00:20:21,764 l can't risk that. The party could clear out by 1 1 :00. 330 00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:25,101 Ain't no party that Kelly Robinson at gonna end at 1 1 :00. 331 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:28,771 -That attitude can destroy a mission. -Know what destroys a mission? 332 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:33,234 A lame-ass party that end at 1 1 :00. Let that shit go, man. 333 00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:35,277 -Drop the shit. -Okay. 334 00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:39,615 -l'll get T.J. or Jerry to get me in. -Yeah, go get T.J. He'll help you. 335 00:20:39,782 --> 00:20:43,119 l just hope that the optical diaphanous polyalloy transducers... 336 00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:45,413 ...can fit on one of their retinas. 337 00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,623 What you say? What you got over there? 338 00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:51,002 lt's one of the things we've got for the mission. lt's cool. 339 00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,838 lt opens up. l put this little camera in my eye... 340 00:20:54,005 --> 00:20:57,133 ...and l give this to T.J. Then he can see everything l see. 341 00:20:57,341 --> 00:21:02,680 Wait. l don't want T.J.'s eye juices on something that goes in my eye. 342 00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:04,849 Maybe l should try it. What you call it? 343 00:21:05,016 --> 00:21:08,394 -Polyalloy transducers. -The polyalloy should be for me. 344 00:21:08,561 --> 00:21:10,479 Let me put it in my eye, then. 345 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,149 -l put this in my eye? -Put it in your eye. 346 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:14,817 -This is some spy shit? -Yeah. 347 00:21:14,984 --> 00:21:17,153 Okay, l'll put this in. 348 00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:18,988 And l got the camera in my eye. 349 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,906 What's gonna happen now? 350 00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:22,825 Can you see anything? 351 00:21:23,451 --> 00:21:25,661 What about now? 352 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:28,205 -Hey, l see me! -Look, watch this. 353 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:31,584 That's bad. Shit, now l see the TV. l'm seeing what you seeing. 354 00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:34,712 -Exactly. -l see me looking at you looking at me! 355 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,881 Hey, Kelly Robinson. 356 00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:41,052 Look at this. Put this behind your ear. lt's a listening device. 357 00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:43,512 -Just stick it back here? -Can you hear me? 358 00:21:43,721 --> 00:21:46,932 Yeah, it sound like you in my head. Shit, l like this! 359 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:48,768 We'll do that on the mission. 360 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,936 -At 1 1 :00, though. -No, not 1 1 :00. 361 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:54,565 l already spoke. Kelly Robinson has spoke. l said 1 1 , it's 1 1 . 362 00:21:54,732 --> 00:21:56,734 lt's a dead issue. Let it go. 363 00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:59,278 l said 1 1 , goddamn it! Get out my face! 364 00:21:59,445 --> 00:22:01,739 -That shit is bad. -Then give them back. 365 00:22:01,906 --> 00:22:03,741 l ain't giving back shit. Take them. 366 00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:06,744 That look like l'm yelling at me. Take them! 367 00:22:06,911 --> 00:22:10,623 l'm Kelly Robinson, baby, 57 and 0! l'll kick your ass! 368 00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:14,293 This is what it look like when l'm whupping somebody's ass. 369 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:17,129 That's scary. Kelly. Oh, yeah, that's scary. 370 00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:20,257 Look at that move. Kelly Robinson. 371 00:22:22,051 --> 00:22:24,387 Why you staring at me? Do something. 372 00:22:24,595 --> 00:22:27,223 -Okay, Kelly. -l heard that in my head. 373 00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:30,935 You looking in the cockpit right now. That's a trip. 374 00:22:31,102 --> 00:22:34,730 -What's our altitude? -About 3 7,000 feet. 375 00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:39,235 -ls that a Cessna on the horizon? -Where? 376 00:22:42,822 --> 00:22:44,240 Surfer boy! 377 00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:47,493 -You seeing this? -What are you doing? 378 00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:50,371 -Come fly the plane. -Wake him back up! 379 00:22:50,538 --> 00:22:53,499 -He fell asleep. -You put that dart in his back! 380 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,919 -l thought you knew how to fly it. -Wake him up. 381 00:22:57,086 --> 00:23:01,298 l don't know how to fly it! He put it on automatic for me! 382 00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:05,136 The deal is, we go at 8, and l wake the pilot up. 383 00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:08,014 Okay, then let the plane crash. Let it crash. 384 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:11,267 You know that ride l just took? Get ready for a great ride. 385 00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:14,103 l'm ready to die, baby. l'm Kelly Robinson. 386 00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:18,190 Death? That's how l feel about death. Go on. Crash it. 387 00:23:23,404 --> 00:23:25,448 This is getting crazy. Wake the man up. 388 00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:28,784 -Do we have a deal? -Yes. Just wake the man up! 389 00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:34,623 -Hey, Ken. He ain't woke. -He'll wake up. He'll be fine. 390 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:38,169 -So you a pilot this whole time? -l can fly a little. 391 00:23:38,336 --> 00:23:40,171 Okay, l see how this is gonna work. 392 00:23:40,338 --> 00:23:44,133 l ain't coming to no party at 8:00. l told you 1 1 :00. Here's your eye. 393 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:46,427 -Hey, be careful with that. -Hey, my ass. 394 00:23:46,594 --> 00:23:51,474 lf you broke something in my plane, if something in my plane is broke.... 395 00:24:04,612 --> 00:24:06,864 You in trouble, T.J. 396 00:24:10,326 --> 00:24:11,911 Oh, God. 397 00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:18,542 lt wasn't my fault, man. lt was Mission Man. 398 00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:22,088 l'm going downstairs! No, we in the basement. l'm going upstairs. 399 00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:26,342 You got five minutes to get me the most expensive suite... 400 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:29,553 -...or else, T.J.! Or else! -Or else what? 401 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:33,683 l don't know what else, because l don't think good underground. 402 00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:37,478 But whatever it is, it's gonna be bad! Let me tell you something. 403 00:24:37,645 --> 00:24:41,232 You falling off. You're gonna be back in St. Louis, frying fish. 404 00:24:41,399 --> 00:24:44,360 Now, you mess up one more time again. l'm waiting. 405 00:24:44,527 --> 00:24:47,655 Please do it one more. Just please. One more time. 406 00:24:47,822 --> 00:24:51,075 One more time. Please let him do it one more time. 407 00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,244 Oh, my God. 408 00:24:55,579 --> 00:24:58,249 Hey! How's the room? 409 00:24:58,666 --> 00:25:02,878 My room is fine. Oh, did l say 1 1 ? l meant to say 1 2. Maybe. 410 00:25:03,087 --> 00:25:05,339 -What's with the attitude? -Excuse me! 411 00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:10,344 -Kelly Robinson? The famous boxer? -Yeah, one and the same, baby. 412 00:25:10,511 --> 00:25:13,723 -l can't believe it! -lt's a big thrill for you, huh? 413 00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:18,519 You don't know. l know you from the advertisement for your perfume. 414 00:25:18,686 --> 00:25:21,439 -Kelly Robinson. TKO. -TKO. That's right. 415 00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:23,607 lt's not perfume. lt's cologne. 416 00:25:23,774 --> 00:25:26,902 Perfume is for ladies and sissies. l put out cologne. 417 00:25:27,111 --> 00:25:28,279 l so stupid. 418 00:25:28,446 --> 00:25:31,907 So, Kelly, tell me... 419 00:25:32,450 --> 00:25:35,536 ...do you really wear it? 420 00:25:36,287 --> 00:25:38,664 Well, you tell me. 421 00:25:43,919 --> 00:25:46,422 l'd love to go to your room and get your autograph. 422 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:51,761 ls that right? l'd really love to, but unfortunately, my room ain't ready. 423 00:25:52,219 --> 00:25:54,430 Let's go to mine. ls very... 424 00:25:55,306 --> 00:25:57,516 -...very close. -Hey, hey. 425 00:25:57,683 --> 00:26:00,227 Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Excuse me. 426 00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:03,272 -No. Come here for a second. -Excuse me. 427 00:26:03,439 --> 00:26:05,691 -What's wrong with you? -What are you doing? 428 00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:08,069 Nothing. But if you let go of my arm... 429 00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:10,446 ...l'm gonna go across and wax that ass. 430 00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:14,075 You are a spy right now. l can't have you running off... 431 00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:16,077 ...with a strange Hungarian woman. 432 00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:19,497 l'm Kelly Robinson. Going off with a strange woman is what l do. 433 00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:22,667 Mind your own business. Have a good evening, all right? 434 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:25,836 -l'm just jealous. -l know, but she chose Kelly. 435 00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:28,381 l'll hit it once for you, all right? 436 00:26:28,547 --> 00:26:32,802 -See if she's got a sister. -lf so, it'll be the three of us. 437 00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:36,430 Why don't you go see the city? What you say your name was? 438 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:41,352 -Are you going to scream it? -l will scream your name if l know it. 439 00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:44,814 l had a couple of interesting situations where.... 440 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:48,317 -What happened? -The girl tried to press charges-- 441 00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:52,863 Hey, slow it down! l got a lady over here. 442 00:26:56,867 --> 00:26:59,912 Hey, that's some serious road rage. 443 00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:03,290 What's up, man? What's all this? 444 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,838 How long have you been working for the U.S. government? 445 00:27:09,046 --> 00:27:12,508 -l work for Kelly Robinson. -There was BNS agent on your jet. 446 00:27:12,717 --> 00:27:14,176 -l don't know. -Who was he? 447 00:27:14,343 --> 00:27:18,556 -You've been reading spy novels. -Maybe we should cut off his penis. 448 00:27:18,723 --> 00:27:22,852 Cut off my penis? What happened to ''rough the man up''? 449 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:24,937 -Cut it off! -Wait a second! 450 00:27:25,104 --> 00:27:29,233 You ain't cutting off nobody's penis! l'll answer all your questions, but-- 451 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,194 -Who's the agent? -l'm not sure if he's an agent. 452 00:27:32,403 --> 00:27:36,741 -Who's the agent? -l don't know if he's an agent or not! 453 00:27:36,907 --> 00:27:40,036 -He's 5 foot 9. Blond hair-- -His name? 454 00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:44,165 l'm not sure, but he's very annoying. He's definitely a BNS agent. 455 00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:45,541 His name? 456 00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:49,253 Y'all got these knives and guns pointing at me, so l'm blocking! 457 00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:52,006 He got one of them white names. Alan or.... 458 00:27:52,173 --> 00:27:55,468 -Take off his pants. -Why you gonna take my pants off? 459 00:27:55,634 --> 00:27:58,179 Please don't cut off Kelly Robinson's penis. 460 00:27:59,013 --> 00:28:00,639 Freeze! 461 00:28:12,485 --> 00:28:15,488 Kelly! Kelly, shoot her! 462 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,615 Shoot her! 463 00:28:25,122 --> 00:28:26,624 Did l kill her? 464 00:28:28,501 --> 00:28:30,127 Not yet. 465 00:28:32,463 --> 00:28:34,882 -Stop shooting that. -What the hell's going--? 466 00:28:36,342 --> 00:28:39,929 l'm sorry, l'm being rude. Special Agent Rachel Wright. 467 00:28:40,096 --> 00:28:42,807 -Nice to officially meet you. -You're a spy! 468 00:28:42,973 --> 00:28:45,101 Don't tell anyone. 469 00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:47,019 -You're all BNS? -lt's all BNS. 470 00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:50,147 -Big fan, Mr. Robinson! -Crazy way of showing it. 471 00:28:50,981 --> 00:28:54,151 -God, Alex, you been working out? -Yeah, a little. Why? 472 00:28:54,318 --> 00:28:57,780 -You just got buff. -Just doing curls. 473 00:28:58,364 --> 00:29:00,449 Two, three drops of me come out of this. 474 00:29:00,658 --> 00:29:04,578 Alex wanted to test you before we put you in the game. 475 00:29:04,787 --> 00:29:09,500 -So this whole thing was a big test? -Unbelievable. That was great. 476 00:29:09,667 --> 00:29:10,960 -Really? -Really. 477 00:29:11,127 --> 00:29:12,336 Oh, cool. 478 00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:15,464 -Guys, excuse us for a second. -Yeah. 479 00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:19,093 -Hey, good job. -Nice work, nice work. Good. 480 00:29:20,177 --> 00:29:22,805 l have seen hundreds of agents... 481 00:29:22,972 --> 00:29:26,434 ...put through that exercise, and l've never seen it handled so well. 482 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,561 -Never. -Never. 483 00:29:28,728 --> 00:29:30,312 Yeah. Well, Kelly Robinson. 484 00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:32,898 lt was like your instincts were perfect. 485 00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:35,359 Give them unimportant information. 486 00:29:35,526 --> 00:29:39,822 Like he's blond, 5'9''. How many guys fit that description? 487 00:29:39,989 --> 00:29:43,075 That doesn't mean anything. You'd never name names. 488 00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:47,830 You know what you are? You're a ''why not'' guy, not a ''why'' guy. 489 00:29:47,997 --> 00:29:50,082 -What's the difference? -A ''why'' guy's like: 490 00:29:50,249 --> 00:29:54,712 ''Why are we gonna do this?'' They're afraid to make a decision. 491 00:29:54,879 --> 00:29:58,090 Afraid they might get in trouble. As opposed to a ''why not'' guy. 492 00:29:58,257 --> 00:30:02,011 -He's like, ''Roll the dice.'' -That's me. Kelly Robinson. 493 00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:04,889 The ''why not'' guys are like eagles. They don't flock. 494 00:30:05,056 --> 00:30:07,058 The few, the proud, the ''why not.'' 495 00:30:07,224 --> 00:30:10,644 The president wouldn't have called me if l wasn't a ''why not'' guy. 496 00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:12,396 Let me see everything. 497 00:30:12,563 --> 00:30:15,358 Now, Kelly, we gotta get you up to speed. 498 00:30:15,524 --> 00:30:17,777 You're about to hear a national secret. 499 00:30:17,943 --> 00:30:23,574 This is Arnold Gundars, premier arms dealer. He has this plane... 500 00:30:23,741 --> 00:30:25,117 ...the Switchblade. 501 00:30:25,284 --> 00:30:28,537 lt's a sophisticated prototype stolen from the U.S. government. 502 00:30:28,704 --> 00:30:31,457 This is the next generation of stealth technology. 503 00:30:31,624 --> 00:30:34,794 Undetectable to radar, infrared, even the human eye. 504 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,339 -Our mission is to get it back. -To make a long story short... 505 00:30:38,506 --> 00:30:42,176 ...we can't find it, because we can't see it. 506 00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:46,013 Here it is with the electrochromatic cloaking device engaged. 507 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,557 Like one of those bugs that look like a leaf. 508 00:30:48,724 --> 00:30:51,394 -One of the who? -There's this bug that... 509 00:30:51,602 --> 00:30:53,729 ...stays safe because it looks like a leaf. 510 00:30:53,896 --> 00:30:57,149 But it's not really a leaf. lt can make itself look like one. 511 00:30:57,316 --> 00:31:02,279 A leafy bug. lt's a good name for it. You should call that the ''Leafy Bug.'' 512 00:31:02,488 --> 00:31:04,782 -That's a good idea. -l'll pass that on. 513 00:31:04,949 --> 00:31:09,537 The Leafy Bug. We gotta go. We'll be late for the mission. lt's almost 8:00. 514 00:31:09,704 --> 00:31:12,540 You owe me one belt. Yamaguchi. Hey, you got a cell phone? 515 00:31:12,707 --> 00:31:14,875 -Tuxedo. -l'm gonna set that all up. 516 00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:19,380 Hey, Alex, l'm sorry l kneed you and roughed you up in there. You okay? 517 00:31:19,547 --> 00:31:23,259 My gosh, don't be ridiculous. l thought that was great. 518 00:31:23,426 --> 00:31:25,428 When you kneed me, l loved that. 519 00:31:25,636 --> 00:31:30,307 -You did? You loved that? -l just felt it helped sell it. 520 00:31:30,474 --> 00:31:32,685 Made it convincing. 521 00:31:34,311 --> 00:31:38,065 Wait to turn this on. The satellite's only good for the next 72 hours. 522 00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:40,067 Let's hope that's more than we need. 523 00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:42,486 All right, set us up. You know the drill. 524 00:31:42,653 --> 00:31:44,864 -Hey, what's in that bag? -Spy stuff. 525 00:31:45,239 --> 00:31:47,867 Rule number one: Always have a sure way out. 526 00:31:48,034 --> 00:31:50,286 -Hey, Rachel. -What's up? 527 00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:54,290 lt's weird. lt feels like a stakeout, doesn't it? 528 00:31:54,457 --> 00:31:57,126 No. Not really. 529 00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:25,154 And we are live. 530 00:32:27,615 --> 00:32:28,824 Hey, what's that for? 531 00:32:28,991 --> 00:32:33,621 This is how l'm gonna break this case wide open with your help. 532 00:32:33,788 --> 00:32:35,915 lt's a replica of the pen Gundars carries. 533 00:32:36,082 --> 00:32:38,668 There's an lHB tracking device built in. 534 00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:40,169 Technology. 535 00:32:40,336 --> 00:32:43,464 lf Alex can plant it on him, we can follow his movements. 536 00:32:43,631 --> 00:32:46,425 Okay. Let's do this, then. 537 00:32:47,385 --> 00:32:50,971 Nice shifting, Rachel. These stick shifts can be a little tricky. 538 00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:53,349 You make it look easy. 539 00:32:54,266 --> 00:32:56,227 Thank you. 540 00:32:58,270 --> 00:33:00,564 Please tell me you didn't say, ''nice shifting.'' 541 00:33:00,731 --> 00:33:03,526 -Don't worry about it. -You really like that girl, huh? 542 00:33:03,693 --> 00:33:05,528 -Rachel? No. -Yes, you do. 543 00:33:06,237 --> 00:33:07,446 -Mr. Robinson! -Hey. 544 00:33:07,613 --> 00:33:08,614 -Welcome! -Hey. 545 00:33:08,781 --> 00:33:11,367 -l am very big fan. -How you doing? You a fan too? 546 00:33:11,534 --> 00:33:14,995 lt's going around, baby. How you doing? Kelly Robinson, 57 and 0. 547 00:33:15,204 --> 00:33:17,415 -You got that? -No, no, no, l'm with him. 548 00:33:17,581 --> 00:33:21,377 Kelly! Tell these guys l'm with you. l'm with the boxer. 549 00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:24,797 l've never seen that man before. Shoot him in his ass. 550 00:33:24,964 --> 00:33:27,550 -Hey, no, he's-- -l'm just playing. lt's a joke. 551 00:33:27,758 --> 00:33:30,886 Don't shoot the guy. He's with me. Sorry about that, guys. 552 00:33:31,053 --> 00:33:32,388 That's a bad start. 553 00:33:32,596 --> 00:33:35,266 That's revenge for the hotel. Now we're even. 554 00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:37,977 Okay, you did your job. Now let me do mine. 555 00:33:39,603 --> 00:33:44,358 Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah. 556 00:33:44,525 --> 00:33:46,736 Kelly Robinson, y'all, in the flesh. 557 00:33:47,111 --> 00:33:51,574 Y'all looking at the fastest man in the world! Y'all can do better than that! 558 00:33:52,116 --> 00:33:56,287 Y'all ready for the Slugfest in Budapest? That's good. 559 00:33:56,454 --> 00:33:57,747 Yeah! How y'all doing? 560 00:33:57,913 --> 00:34:00,750 Hello, Mr. Robinson. This is great honor to meet you. 561 00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:04,962 Hey, look, it's an honor for me to let you meet me. How about that, huh? 562 00:34:05,129 --> 00:34:07,255 All right, good meeting you. Take it easy. 563 00:34:07,422 --> 00:34:09,507 l like him. l like the way he talks. 564 00:34:09,675 --> 00:34:12,678 -You just met Marwan Motaheeshi. -Who's that? 565 00:34:12,844 --> 00:34:17,683 He controls death squads. They kill thousands of people every year. 566 00:34:17,850 --> 00:34:19,601 Man. 567 00:34:20,561 --> 00:34:23,438 -All right, here he comes. -Okay, that's Gundars? 568 00:34:23,647 --> 00:34:26,400 -That's a bad-ass jacket he got on. -Turn around. 569 00:34:26,567 --> 00:34:28,985 -Yeah, okay. -Disappear. Get away. 570 00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:32,281 -l won't disappear. l'll do the pen. -Give me the pen. Give-- 571 00:34:32,447 --> 00:34:35,076 -Back up before-- -Mr. Robinson. Good to meet you. 572 00:34:35,242 --> 00:34:36,952 Mr. Gundars, the pleasure's mine. 573 00:34:37,161 --> 00:34:40,748 Thank you. Your fight here promises to be the most exciting event... 574 00:34:40,915 --> 00:34:43,083 ...that Budapest has seen in some time. 575 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,752 Since you such a nice guy... 576 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,295 ...l ain't gonna break your boy up too bad. 577 00:34:47,463 --> 00:34:48,839 -Thank you -Yeah. Yeah. 578 00:34:49,005 --> 00:34:51,132 -Mr. Robinson, your champagne. -Thank you. 579 00:34:51,342 --> 00:34:55,137 l'm sorry to interrupt you. One of the ladies wants an autograph. 580 00:34:55,304 --> 00:34:59,058 No problem at all, but you have a pen l could use? 581 00:34:59,558 --> 00:35:00,559 l don't. 582 00:35:00,726 --> 00:35:03,145 Didn't l tell you at all times to keep a pen? 583 00:35:03,354 --> 00:35:05,898 -l apologize. -My assistant's penless. 584 00:35:06,065 --> 00:35:08,859 -lt won't happen again. -l said to have a pen.... 585 00:35:09,026 --> 00:35:11,654 Mr. Gundars. Mr. Gundars is always prepared. 586 00:35:11,821 --> 00:35:17,284 Thank you. Hold this champagne. You have to be prepared. 587 00:35:17,451 --> 00:35:19,453 l'm disappointed, l want you to know. 588 00:35:19,662 --> 00:35:21,831 Take that. Here you go. 589 00:35:22,832 --> 00:35:27,586 Clown ass. lt's hard to get somebody that'll do their job the right way. 590 00:35:27,753 --> 00:35:32,508 l'm sorry about that. Force of habit. Here's your pen, Mr. Gundars. 591 00:35:35,428 --> 00:35:38,180 -Well, enjoy the party. -Yeah. 592 00:35:38,389 --> 00:35:40,474 Nice to see you. l have some business. 593 00:35:40,641 --> 00:35:43,561 Take care of your business. Take care of your business. 594 00:35:43,728 --> 00:35:45,938 Hey, you a real player. 595 00:35:46,105 --> 00:35:48,691 Gundars. 596 00:35:49,358 --> 00:35:51,652 l had it under control until you showed up. 597 00:35:51,819 --> 00:35:53,195 l know you did. 598 00:35:53,404 --> 00:35:56,365 Okay, he's taking off. l need you to create a distraction. 599 00:35:56,574 --> 00:35:59,035 Create a distraction? What do you mean? Do what? 600 00:35:59,243 --> 00:36:02,371 Make a scene or do something. That should come easy for you. 601 00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:04,665 Make a scene? 602 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:08,210 Yeah! Baddest man on the planet! 603 00:36:08,377 --> 00:36:12,381 Cedric Mills, where you at? Come on, everybody. Cedric, where you at? 604 00:36:12,590 --> 00:36:15,134 Let's get a show going here. Where's Cedric Mills? 605 00:36:15,301 --> 00:36:17,386 Everybody gather around. Hey, come on. 606 00:36:17,595 --> 00:36:20,848 Break that up. Come on, y'all look great, but get out the ring. 607 00:36:21,015 --> 00:36:23,976 lt's about me and Cedric. Cedric Mills, where you at? 608 00:36:24,143 --> 00:36:25,853 Hey, Cedric! You in the house? 609 00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:28,230 l know l seen you! There you go, Cedric. 610 00:36:28,397 --> 00:36:31,859 What you doing down there? Having a steroid cocktail? 611 00:36:32,068 --> 00:36:33,611 l do not take the steroids. 612 00:36:33,778 --> 00:36:36,280 You need something if you get in the ring with me. 613 00:36:36,447 --> 00:36:38,074 Let's give the people a preview. 614 00:36:38,282 --> 00:36:40,534 Don't be scared. l ain't gonna hurt you. 615 00:36:40,701 --> 00:36:45,831 Cedric Mills, everybody! ln the flesh! That's a brave man there. 616 00:36:45,998 --> 00:36:47,541 That's like swimming with Jaws. 617 00:36:50,294 --> 00:36:54,548 Well. Are you ready? 618 00:36:54,715 --> 00:36:57,009 l want to see the plane first. 619 00:36:57,176 --> 00:37:00,262 Only the highest bidder will have that privilege. 620 00:37:00,471 --> 00:37:03,432 ls it really invisible? 621 00:37:04,183 --> 00:37:07,061 How long have you been in Budapest? 622 00:37:07,228 --> 00:37:09,730 -Three days. -Three days. 623 00:37:09,897 --> 00:37:13,567 Well, you've probably driven past it at least half a dozen times. 624 00:37:13,734 --> 00:37:17,571 Now, if you'd enter your bid into the computer. 625 00:37:25,371 --> 00:37:28,374 l usually make the predictions, but let's do a little flip. 626 00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:34,463 Let's let Cedric make the predictions. What round will l knock you out in? 627 00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:35,840 Hey, you stop jokes now. 628 00:37:36,048 --> 00:37:37,425 -Or what? -l will! 629 00:37:37,591 --> 00:37:41,971 You gonna stop--? lsn't he a doll? ''l will stop them!'' l like that. 630 00:37:42,179 --> 00:37:45,850 Give them a preview. Open-handed. Let's see how fast you are. 631 00:37:46,017 --> 00:37:49,020 Y'all like to see that, wouldn't you? Open-handed scrap? 632 00:37:49,186 --> 00:37:53,399 Put your hands up. What you got? That's what you coming with? 633 00:37:53,566 --> 00:37:55,317 You're gonna get your ass whipped. 634 00:37:55,526 --> 00:37:57,737 l'll hit your jaw. Right jaw with left hand. 635 00:37:57,903 --> 00:38:01,866 Put your guard up, now. l'm pretty fast, now. You ready? Here it come. 636 00:38:02,033 --> 00:38:05,119 l told you l would slap you. Why didn't you block the punch? 637 00:38:05,286 --> 00:38:07,997 What's wrong with you, coming all hard like that? 638 00:38:08,164 --> 00:38:11,250 You're supposed to give them a taste. You wanna hit me hard. 639 00:38:11,417 --> 00:38:13,794 What if l kick your ass in front of everybody? 640 00:38:13,961 --> 00:38:15,463 There you go! A preview. 641 00:38:15,671 --> 00:38:19,133 Robinson vs. Mills. The transatlantic championship... 642 00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:21,761 ...tomorrow night, here in Budapest. 643 00:38:23,637 --> 00:38:26,724 -Done. -Excellent. 644 00:38:27,433 --> 00:38:30,561 Well, the best of luck. 645 00:38:30,728 --> 00:38:32,646 Thank you. 646 00:38:33,147 --> 00:38:37,777 Would you care for champagne? We have an excellent fountain. 647 00:38:37,943 --> 00:38:38,944 Yes. 648 00:38:39,111 --> 00:38:41,989 An undetectable nuclear delivery system... 649 00:38:42,156 --> 00:38:45,910 ...could transform your tiny country into a superpower. 650 00:39:18,275 --> 00:39:20,903 What you doing, hanging from the ceiling like that? 651 00:39:21,070 --> 00:39:23,656 What are you doing? You're supposed to be outside. 652 00:39:23,823 --> 00:39:26,450 -l figured you'd need help. -Don't walk in here. 653 00:39:26,617 --> 00:39:28,786 Don't tell me what to do. l'm Kelly Robinson. 654 00:39:28,953 --> 00:39:31,664 57 and 0. Don't talk to me like that. What's wrong? 655 00:39:31,831 --> 00:39:34,083 You tripped the alarm. Yeah, you tripped it. 656 00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:36,419 l didn't trip no alarm. l don't hear it. 657 00:39:36,585 --> 00:39:38,587 See this? 658 00:39:39,046 --> 00:39:41,090 -Oh, shit. -Yeah, oh, shit. Come here. 659 00:39:41,298 --> 00:39:44,176 We'll get caught because you didn't tell me about the alarm. 660 00:39:44,343 --> 00:39:46,012 -This is your fault. -Put that on. 661 00:39:46,178 --> 00:39:48,222 -What is this? -lt's a mask. Put it on. 662 00:39:48,389 --> 00:39:50,307 -This look like a sock. -lt's a mask. 663 00:39:50,474 --> 00:39:52,268 lt's a special spy mask. Put it on. 664 00:39:52,435 --> 00:39:54,103 Look like a sock. 665 00:39:54,311 --> 00:39:56,439 Hey, man, this is a sock! What you doing? 666 00:39:56,605 --> 00:39:58,274 Putting this on. Let me do this. 667 00:39:58,441 --> 00:39:59,400 Quit tickling me. 668 00:39:59,734 --> 00:40:00,860 Would you come here? 669 00:40:01,027 --> 00:40:03,654 -Just tell me what's going on. -l am losing it. 670 00:40:03,821 --> 00:40:05,990 l'm nervous and ticklish at the same time. 671 00:40:06,157 --> 00:40:09,785 Not in my wildest imagination did l dream it would be this difficult. 672 00:40:09,952 --> 00:40:13,914 Before you enter your bid, Mr. Abi, let me remind you... 673 00:40:14,123 --> 00:40:16,625 ...that an undetectable nuclear delivery system.... 674 00:40:16,834 --> 00:40:18,210 -Why we spinning? -Be still. 675 00:40:18,377 --> 00:40:20,713 -Don't breathe. -We can't spin like this. 676 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,840 -lt's cracking. -l'm getting queasy... 677 00:40:23,007 --> 00:40:27,303 ...and l don't like heights. And l'm spinning, and l'm gonna vomit. 678 00:40:30,056 --> 00:40:33,517 What kind of cheap-ass equipment they send you on this mission with? 679 00:40:33,684 --> 00:40:36,312 -The anchor broke. -You check the anchor first. 680 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,398 l wasn't expecting you to be here. 681 00:40:39,732 --> 00:40:40,816 Hey, that's cool. 682 00:40:41,025 --> 00:40:43,027 The funds will be verified overnight... 683 00:40:43,194 --> 00:40:45,821 ...and the highest bidder will be informed tomorrow. 684 00:40:45,988 --> 00:40:48,616 l would like you to enjoy our local specialty. 685 00:40:48,783 --> 00:40:51,702 Sir? Sir. 686 00:40:53,037 --> 00:40:56,207 The silent alarm has just been set off. 687 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:01,087 Please, l need a few moments alone. 688 00:41:01,253 --> 00:41:02,922 -What about my bid? -Don't worry. 689 00:41:03,089 --> 00:41:05,508 You'll get your chance. Enjoy. 690 00:41:05,716 --> 00:41:07,885 Lock the door. 691 00:41:17,478 --> 00:41:18,729 Get on the roof. 692 00:41:18,896 --> 00:41:21,565 -Just go through the opening. -Don't make me fall. 693 00:41:21,732 --> 00:41:24,735 -Go through it. -Lock this wing down. 694 00:41:25,069 --> 00:41:28,698 l was born semipsychic, and l had a hunch something would happen. 695 00:41:28,864 --> 00:41:32,034 -Then why'd you go into the room? -l ain't Miss Cleo. 696 00:41:33,911 --> 00:41:35,913 They are on the dome. 697 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,542 lt's like you're a double agent. Like you're working against me. 698 00:41:39,709 --> 00:41:41,377 Just get them. Now. 699 00:41:46,841 --> 00:41:47,842 Oh, man! 700 00:41:52,888 --> 00:41:55,850 -l liked this better when it was a test! -We gotta jump! 701 00:41:56,058 --> 00:41:58,019 What? 702 00:41:58,227 --> 00:42:00,688 -You crazy? l ain't jumping. -Got a better idea? 703 00:42:00,855 --> 00:42:03,816 No, but you better come up with something. 704 00:42:03,983 --> 00:42:05,943 Okay, new plan. Wait right here. 705 00:42:06,110 --> 00:42:07,903 What you gonna do? Don't leave me. 706 00:42:08,070 --> 00:42:10,322 -What's that? -What? 707 00:42:11,615 --> 00:42:13,242 Oh, God! 708 00:42:18,497 --> 00:42:22,335 -Okay, that wasn't that bad. -What'd l say? Are your legs numb? 709 00:42:22,501 --> 00:42:24,670 No, come on. Let's do it. What's next? 710 00:42:25,004 --> 00:42:28,507 Rule number one: Always have a sure way out. Walk, walk, walk. 711 00:42:28,674 --> 00:42:33,095 -Hey! You guys! -Run, run. Now we run. Now we run. 712 00:42:47,818 --> 00:42:51,030 -This is your sure way out? -lt's the way to the sure way out. 713 00:42:51,197 --> 00:42:54,950 -Go through it. -Come on, man! 714 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,295 Could you move? Look out. Lose the jacket! 715 00:43:07,338 --> 00:43:10,216 Are we still on the way to the sure way, or is this it? 716 00:43:10,383 --> 00:43:12,051 This is the sure way out. 717 00:43:12,218 --> 00:43:14,470 Okay. Come on. 718 00:43:14,637 --> 00:43:16,180 lt's slow. l'm nervous. 719 00:43:16,347 --> 00:43:18,474 -Don't panic. -Look how slow we moving! 720 00:43:24,021 --> 00:43:26,565 Kelly, it's here. We are home free, my friend. 721 00:43:26,732 --> 00:43:28,150 There's a guy coming. 722 00:43:28,317 --> 00:43:29,985 Kick him. Kick him in the balls! 723 00:43:30,194 --> 00:43:32,071 How l'm gonna kick him if he got a gun? 724 00:43:32,238 --> 00:43:36,325 -Don't be defeatist! Stay on my side! -Hey, watch out! 725 00:43:41,872 --> 00:43:43,874 They're gonna kill Kelly Robinson. 726 00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:46,377 Don't be negative. Check outside! 727 00:43:46,544 --> 00:43:48,212 Hey, that guy's still coming. 728 00:43:48,379 --> 00:43:50,256 l'm gonna get him. l'm gonna get him. 729 00:43:50,423 --> 00:43:51,757 -Tell me when. Now? -No! 730 00:43:51,924 --> 00:43:54,844 -Now? -Now! 731 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,055 -Okay. -Throw it. Lob it over there! 732 00:43:58,222 --> 00:44:00,141 -What's this? -Smoke grenade. 733 00:44:00,307 --> 00:44:02,893 -They got bullets and we got smoke? -Lob it! 734 00:44:06,063 --> 00:44:08,065 lt's smoking. 735 00:44:09,108 --> 00:44:10,693 -Now what? -Here. Grab this. 736 00:44:16,449 --> 00:44:18,451 l knew you had something up your sleeve. 737 00:44:18,617 --> 00:44:20,411 -Of course. -l never doubted you. 738 00:44:20,578 --> 00:44:24,081 -That's right. -Yeah. All right. Okay. 739 00:44:24,248 --> 00:44:26,375 How we gonna get down from here? 740 00:44:26,584 --> 00:44:29,253 l don't think we're gonna have to worry about that. 741 00:44:32,089 --> 00:44:33,632 Okay, you worried now? 742 00:44:33,799 --> 00:44:35,718 l'm a little worried now. 743 00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:38,888 We'll bring her gently down on that grassy hill there. 744 00:44:39,096 --> 00:44:41,349 We're going down faster than l want. 745 00:44:41,515 --> 00:44:42,767 Get ready! Brace yourself! 746 00:44:42,933 --> 00:44:44,435 What? 747 00:44:48,439 --> 00:44:50,900 Hey, what happened to the soft, grassy hill? 748 00:44:51,067 --> 00:44:53,069 We missed it. 749 00:44:58,574 --> 00:44:59,825 Let go when l say so. 750 00:44:59,992 --> 00:45:01,911 Hey, man, l'm not letting go. 751 00:45:02,078 --> 00:45:04,372 You wanna die? We've dodged some bullets... 752 00:45:04,538 --> 00:45:07,958 ...and l don't know how many more lives we've got. We gotta let go. 753 00:45:09,293 --> 00:45:10,628 Ready? 754 00:45:10,795 --> 00:45:13,255 Get set. Let go! 755 00:45:14,423 --> 00:45:15,925 l broke my leg. lt's broken. 756 00:45:16,133 --> 00:45:19,178 That's what your ass gets for this crazy balloon shit. 757 00:45:19,345 --> 00:45:21,347 Kelly Robinson hanging from a balloon. 758 00:45:21,514 --> 00:45:25,601 -No, it's okay. lt's okay. -l wish it was broke. 759 00:45:32,983 --> 00:45:35,778 -They're still coming. -Man, these guys won't give up. 760 00:45:35,986 --> 00:45:38,364 -Now what? -l wish that balloon worked better. 761 00:45:38,531 --> 00:45:40,783 The balloon is over! What are we gonna do? 762 00:45:40,950 --> 00:45:42,284 Let me think. Hold on. 763 00:45:42,451 --> 00:45:44,829 l got an idea. Move around. Get in the car. 764 00:45:44,995 --> 00:45:47,331 You've got an idea? This l want to see. 765 00:45:47,498 --> 00:45:49,625 Now you be in the hot seat. 766 00:45:58,467 --> 00:46:00,344 l used to be in a different business. 767 00:46:00,511 --> 00:46:03,097 -What are you doing? -They keep the keys here. See? 768 00:46:03,264 --> 00:46:06,934 -What? You used to transport cars? -Something like that. 769 00:46:09,061 --> 00:46:10,563 Here we go. 770 00:46:30,875 --> 00:46:32,710 You did it. Show them something there. 771 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,048 -Hey! -Okay, l got an idea. 772 00:46:37,214 --> 00:46:39,425 -What you gonna do? -You inspired me. 773 00:46:39,884 --> 00:46:42,762 We're gonna try a little Carlos. 774 00:46:46,015 --> 00:46:47,850 -What are you doing? -Pull forward. 775 00:46:48,225 --> 00:46:50,353 -What? -Pull forward. 776 00:46:56,734 --> 00:46:58,778 -Did you see that? -Goddamn! 777 00:46:58,944 --> 00:47:02,114 -That was a big explosion. -Man! 778 00:47:07,203 --> 00:47:09,872 That's why they think Carlos is a better spy than me! 779 00:47:10,081 --> 00:47:12,083 -Carlos? -Everyone thinks he's great. 780 00:47:12,249 --> 00:47:15,044 -He's got more potent bombs. -His bombs are more potent? 781 00:47:15,211 --> 00:47:16,587 That ain't right. 782 00:47:16,754 --> 00:47:18,214 Another one! Here they come. 783 00:47:18,381 --> 00:47:19,340 This one's mine. 784 00:47:19,548 --> 00:47:22,718 Let me show you something they don't teach over at the BNS. 785 00:47:34,647 --> 00:47:36,607 Oh, wow. That's pretty good. 786 00:47:40,069 --> 00:47:42,947 -You were unbelievable back there. -That was you. 787 00:47:43,114 --> 00:47:47,326 You had the thing going down, the Kelly Robinson-- l had one little bomb. 788 00:47:47,493 --> 00:47:49,286 -Little bomb? -lt was like-- 789 00:47:49,453 --> 00:47:51,080 -You're crazy. -Here they are. 790 00:48:00,423 --> 00:48:03,134 -Good driving. -Kelly Robinson, Kelly Robinson. 791 00:48:07,138 --> 00:48:08,431 What we got here? 792 00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:10,641 Hey, no outlet in here. We stuck, man. 793 00:48:10,808 --> 00:48:15,104 Hey, pull over here. Pull right here. Stop, stop, stop. Give me the keys. 794 00:48:15,312 --> 00:48:18,607 Look what l got! Keys! Convertible. lt's all yours. 795 00:48:18,816 --> 00:48:21,277 You take that car. We'll take your scooter. 796 00:48:21,485 --> 00:48:22,945 Jump on. Jump on! 797 00:48:23,112 --> 00:48:26,032 Kelly Robinson ain't getting on no scooter like no bitch. 798 00:48:26,323 --> 00:48:28,534 All right. Okay, let's do it. Come on, man. 799 00:48:28,701 --> 00:48:31,662 Get your feet up. Okay. Hold on! 800 00:48:38,669 --> 00:48:42,089 -Hold on. Okay, hold on. -l am holding on. 801 00:48:46,469 --> 00:48:48,137 Shit! 802 00:48:51,807 --> 00:48:53,351 Go, go, go! 803 00:48:57,855 --> 00:49:00,566 -lt's a nightmare! -Yeah, it's a nightmare. 804 00:49:00,733 --> 00:49:03,110 They shooting, and l'm in the back. 805 00:49:05,363 --> 00:49:08,741 -Better come up with something. -We'll make a break for daylight. 806 00:49:08,908 --> 00:49:10,910 Tuck your elbows in. 807 00:49:30,763 --> 00:49:34,934 What's that smell? Oh, man. 808 00:49:35,101 --> 00:49:37,228 Go down the tunnel. 809 00:49:39,522 --> 00:49:42,191 -This is the sewer! -We're stuck. ls there an opening? 810 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,027 There's bars and shit over here. We can't get out. 811 00:49:45,194 --> 00:49:46,904 Just stand back to the side. 812 00:49:47,071 --> 00:49:49,323 Oh, shit! 813 00:49:50,408 --> 00:49:52,535 You okay? 814 00:49:52,702 --> 00:49:56,831 l made $2 4 million last year, and l'm standing in a river of human sludge. 815 00:49:56,997 --> 00:49:58,124 You ask me, am l okay! 816 00:49:58,290 --> 00:50:01,877 You made $2 4 million last year? 817 00:50:02,086 --> 00:50:03,713 Yeah, 2 4.7. 818 00:50:06,590 --> 00:50:09,427 -They ain't leaving. -lt's late night. 819 00:50:09,593 --> 00:50:13,055 -We'll wait them out. -Shit, it stinks down here. 820 00:50:13,264 --> 00:50:15,224 Just don't breathe in too deep. 821 00:50:15,433 --> 00:50:18,394 Methane. Methane'll make you loopy. 822 00:50:18,602 --> 00:50:23,024 l'm gonna get loopy from standing and breathing in this human.... 823 00:50:23,190 --> 00:50:25,109 You know what this is, right? 824 00:50:25,276 --> 00:50:28,863 This is the nastiest place in all of Hungary. 825 00:50:29,071 --> 00:50:31,198 You feeling loopy? You look loopy. 826 00:50:31,365 --> 00:50:35,578 Yes. lt feels kind of dizzy. l got a buzz. 827 00:50:37,496 --> 00:50:39,373 Okay. 828 00:50:40,166 --> 00:50:42,251 -Where'd you grow up? -Hey, man... 829 00:50:42,460 --> 00:50:45,880 ...no offense, but l ain't one of those guys that, you know... 830 00:50:46,088 --> 00:50:49,425 ...start pouring his heart out and get personal with another guy... 831 00:50:49,633 --> 00:50:52,845 ...so save it for somebody else. 832 00:50:53,012 --> 00:50:55,890 My grandmother raised me. My grandmother. 833 00:50:56,057 --> 00:50:57,058 No kidding? 834 00:50:57,224 --> 00:50:59,727 Yeah, she's the one that put the time in. 835 00:50:59,894 --> 00:51:03,147 The day-to-day, you know, feeding, and you know. 836 00:51:03,314 --> 00:51:04,732 Sounds like a sweet woman. 837 00:51:04,899 --> 00:51:09,737 Sweet! The sweetest thing you ever wanna meet. 838 00:51:09,904 --> 00:51:14,533 Angel. My grandmother's the first person ever punched me in the face. 839 00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:18,454 None of that hard shit, a jab, just to let me know she was serious. 840 00:51:18,621 --> 00:51:20,456 Parents don't take the time anymore. 841 00:51:20,623 --> 00:51:23,167 No, that's love, you know. l mean, only-- 842 00:51:23,334 --> 00:51:26,379 You got to love somebody's baby to punch a baby in the face. 843 00:51:26,545 --> 00:51:31,133 Kelly Robinson was a scared little boy. That's all. A scared little boy. 844 00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:33,010 Keep going. Keep digging. 845 00:51:33,177 --> 00:51:38,057 l mean, l put on a show, but inside, man, lots of time l be crying. 846 00:51:43,521 --> 00:51:44,855 You ready for a bomb? 847 00:51:45,272 --> 00:51:46,565 Tell me. 848 00:51:46,732 --> 00:51:49,110 You and l are basically the same guy. 849 00:51:49,276 --> 00:51:52,279 Take away the boxing, take away the money-- 850 00:51:52,488 --> 00:51:53,656 Take away my money? 851 00:51:54,198 --> 00:51:56,492 lt's a metaphor. 852 00:51:56,659 --> 00:51:59,704 Take away all your women. 853 00:51:59,870 --> 00:52:04,834 Take away all the trappings of success. 854 00:52:05,001 --> 00:52:06,877 And you and l are the same guy. 855 00:52:07,503 --> 00:52:10,506 -You know what l'm saying? -Yeah, l know. l know. l'm you. 856 00:52:10,715 --> 00:52:14,593 -No, l'm you. -Yeah, that's what l mean. 857 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,680 We're twins. 858 00:52:20,683 --> 00:52:23,519 Oh, l've got a crush on Rachel for years. 859 00:52:23,686 --> 00:52:25,896 l just love her power. 860 00:52:26,063 --> 00:52:28,941 And sexy and-- You saw the way she threw me over. 861 00:52:29,108 --> 00:52:31,861 lt was just like l was nothing. Just a powerful woman. 862 00:52:32,194 --> 00:52:36,449 You know what? l'll tell you what. lf you feel that way about a girl... 863 00:52:36,615 --> 00:52:38,868 -...then you got to act on it. -Oh, l do. 864 00:52:39,035 --> 00:52:41,203 You see how it is when l try to talk to her. 865 00:52:41,412 --> 00:52:43,456 -You gotta-- -Fumbling over myself-- 866 00:52:43,622 --> 00:52:45,416 l see, but you need to change that. 867 00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:49,253 -Be honest. We're in the sewer. -Hey, l ain't gonna lie to you. What? 868 00:52:49,420 --> 00:52:52,923 l don't have the savoir-faire, that devilish charm. 869 00:52:53,090 --> 00:52:56,552 -l've seen you, and l don't have that. -l beg to differ. l disagree. 870 00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,388 No, l'm not gonna sit here and listen to your-- 871 00:52:59,597 --> 00:53:01,974 Bust it, bust it. You do have savoir-faire. 872 00:53:02,141 --> 00:53:05,311 You just have to unleash it. 873 00:53:05,728 --> 00:53:11,359 Unleash it. Unleash your savoir-faire. 874 00:53:11,650 --> 00:53:13,402 l don't know. 875 00:53:13,611 --> 00:53:19,075 You know, if you forget that this is a sewer, it's kind of a beautiful place. 876 00:53:29,794 --> 00:53:32,963 Thank God! What happened? l thought you two were dead. 877 00:53:33,130 --> 00:53:35,549 -Gundars' men had us pinned. -Did they see you? 878 00:53:35,716 --> 00:53:37,426 No. Have you been tracking the pen? 879 00:53:37,635 --> 00:53:39,762 lt's at the palace. He moved until 1 :30... 880 00:53:39,929 --> 00:53:42,723 ...and it's been in the bedroom since. He's not onto us. 881 00:53:42,890 --> 00:53:45,184 Let us know, Jim, the minute that pen moves. 882 00:53:45,351 --> 00:53:48,604 The plane is still in Budapest, but the deal's going down today. 883 00:53:48,813 --> 00:53:50,439 Bob, get a helicopter in the air. 884 00:53:50,648 --> 00:53:53,943 Scan every rooftop, parking lot, playground in the city. 885 00:53:54,110 --> 00:53:56,570 UV, infrared, throw everything you got at it. 886 00:53:57,196 --> 00:53:59,699 We're on it. 887 00:54:04,161 --> 00:54:05,287 Just zoom in on it. 888 00:54:05,496 --> 00:54:06,789 Rachel, you look bad. 889 00:54:09,834 --> 00:54:13,796 Tired. You must be exhausted. 890 00:54:14,005 --> 00:54:15,047 What a night. 891 00:54:15,214 --> 00:54:17,550 l was driving around, looking for you all night. 892 00:54:17,717 --> 00:54:21,012 Why don't you go take a nap? We'll give a yell if the pen moves. 893 00:54:21,178 --> 00:54:22,722 Sure you guys can handle this? 894 00:54:22,888 --> 00:54:26,392 You've been working hard. l'm sure he got this covered. Take a nap. 895 00:54:26,559 --> 00:54:30,604 All right, maybe l will for a sec, but call me if anything happens. 896 00:54:31,147 --> 00:54:32,231 l'm glad you're okay. 897 00:54:32,523 --> 00:54:34,692 All right. Thank you. 898 00:54:37,028 --> 00:54:39,196 Oh, yeah. 899 00:54:39,530 --> 00:54:42,408 l know what you thinking, and the answer is yes, playboy. 900 00:54:42,575 --> 00:54:45,327 -Yes. You going in there. -l'm not going in there. 901 00:54:45,536 --> 00:54:48,122 You are going, and you gonna be devilishly charming. 902 00:54:48,289 --> 00:54:51,542 -This isn't one of your floozies. -lt's a girl. A girl's a girl. 903 00:54:51,709 --> 00:54:54,045 She's special. You gotta put her on a pedestal. 904 00:54:54,211 --> 00:54:57,506 Well, we don't have a pedestal. All we got is a cot in the back. 905 00:54:58,382 --> 00:55:00,384 -l'll do it tomorrow. -No, today... 906 00:55:00,551 --> 00:55:02,845 ...right now on the cot in the back. 907 00:55:03,054 --> 00:55:04,722 -l don't know. -l do know. 908 00:55:04,889 --> 00:55:06,807 -Okay. -Let's do it. 909 00:55:06,974 --> 00:55:09,435 l know you in a good mood now. Let's do it. 910 00:55:11,395 --> 00:55:14,398 You can be charming as hell. l'll show you how we'll do it. 911 00:55:14,565 --> 00:55:17,651 l'm gonna unleash your savoir-faire. 912 00:55:20,696 --> 00:55:23,157 Hey, it's me, Alex. 913 00:55:23,574 --> 00:55:25,284 Alex? 914 00:55:25,618 --> 00:55:26,952 l love the way you say my name. 915 00:55:27,119 --> 00:55:29,288 It's the way the L flicks off your tongue... 916 00:55:29,455 --> 00:55:31,040 ...when you say the L in Alex. 917 00:55:31,207 --> 00:55:34,543 lt's like the way the L flicks off your tongue. 918 00:55:34,752 --> 00:55:37,797 lt's like, ''Alex, Alex, Alex.'' 919 00:55:37,963 --> 00:55:42,009 Say it one more time for me. Just let me hear you say it. 920 00:55:42,218 --> 00:55:43,552 What are you doing? 921 00:55:46,597 --> 00:55:49,809 What am l doing? l'm just.... 922 00:55:49,975 --> 00:55:52,895 l'm getting ready to make love to you so good and long... 923 00:55:53,104 --> 00:55:56,565 ...you'll be begging me to stop and keep going at the same time. 924 00:55:57,108 --> 00:55:59,318 l'll tell you what l'm doing. 925 00:55:59,944 --> 00:56:02,113 l'm getting ready to.... 926 00:56:04,824 --> 00:56:07,910 Baby, l'm gonna make sure that you're okay. 927 00:56:08,119 --> 00:56:11,330 Now that l see that you are, you're all tucked in, doing fine... 928 00:56:11,497 --> 00:56:15,251 ...l'm gonna go back out. Everything's fine here. Don't worry about us. 929 00:56:15,418 --> 00:56:18,421 Go back to sleep. Don't-- Forget l came in. l'll just.... 930 00:56:18,629 --> 00:56:22,466 That's not what l said. Hey! Get back in there! 931 00:56:22,633 --> 00:56:25,302 No! Your rap's not working. 932 00:56:25,469 --> 00:56:28,014 Try tomorrow. We did our best. No shame in that. 933 00:56:28,180 --> 00:56:31,851 Kelly Robinson's rap works! Get your ass back there. This is good shit. 934 00:56:33,519 --> 00:56:34,770 Give me-- 935 00:56:34,937 --> 00:56:39,108 Hey, l'm just-- l'm sorry to keep barging in like this. 936 00:56:39,275 --> 00:56:40,735 l just wanna.... 937 00:56:40,901 --> 00:56:44,238 Let me just take a-- Just collect myself for a second. 938 00:56:44,405 --> 00:56:47,575 l have something that l want to say, and if you don't mind... 939 00:56:47,742 --> 00:56:49,493 ...l just have a-- 940 00:56:49,660 --> 00:56:52,121 lt's like a story that l feel l need to tell you. 941 00:56:52,288 --> 00:56:54,790 That's good. l'm gonna give you my secret weapon. 942 00:56:54,999 --> 00:56:56,959 This shit always works. Now listen, now. 943 00:56:57,168 --> 00:56:58,502 Look in her eyes. 944 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:01,881 Now sing. 945 00:57:09,638 --> 00:57:10,598 Say that. 946 00:57:10,806 --> 00:57:12,683 Baby, when l woke up this morning... 947 00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:15,811 ...l felt like there was a sea storming inside of me. 948 00:57:17,188 --> 00:57:18,147 lnside of me. 949 00:57:25,196 --> 00:57:27,490 And baby... 950 00:57:27,782 --> 00:57:30,659 ...l think l'm capsizing. 951 00:57:30,868 --> 00:57:34,830 l think l'm capsizing, and the waves just keep rising. 952 00:57:35,873 --> 00:57:36,707 Rising. 953 00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:40,169 Rising and.... 954 00:57:46,676 --> 00:57:48,969 When l get that feeling... 955 00:57:50,221 --> 00:57:55,309 ...l need sexual healing. l just need it. l just need it. 956 00:57:55,476 --> 00:57:58,145 Sexual-- l know, it sounds crazy. l'm just.... 957 00:57:58,312 --> 00:58:03,317 l'm probably delirious, but it just makes me feel so fine. 958 00:58:05,069 --> 00:58:06,570 And it's good for us. 959 00:58:10,282 --> 00:58:14,453 lt's sexual. lt's healing. Okay? 960 00:58:15,079 --> 00:58:17,164 l don't know what else l can say. 961 00:58:17,373 --> 00:58:18,916 You're cute. 962 00:58:19,834 --> 00:58:21,836 l've always had a little crush on you. 963 00:58:22,044 --> 00:58:24,213 -l told you! -Really? You did? 964 00:58:26,382 --> 00:58:28,968 -l'm hot. lt's hot in here, isn't it? -My gosh. 965 00:58:29,135 --> 00:58:31,053 Good Lord. 966 00:58:33,097 --> 00:58:35,891 Shit, yeah, that's what l'm talking about. 967 00:58:36,434 --> 00:58:39,562 Now go over there, and bite her on the ass real hard. 968 00:58:39,770 --> 00:58:40,896 -No! -Yes! 969 00:58:41,105 --> 00:58:43,482 -No, no, no, no. -No? 970 00:58:43,649 --> 00:58:45,151 No, no, no, no. Yes to you. 971 00:58:45,317 --> 00:58:46,819 -Yes? -Bite her. Bite her! 972 00:58:46,986 --> 00:58:47,987 -No! -No? 973 00:58:48,154 --> 00:58:50,740 No, yes. Go back to where you were. 974 00:58:50,948 --> 00:58:53,784 -l'm just-- l'm.... -Bite! Bite! Bite her! 975 00:58:54,285 --> 00:58:55,619 They love that shit. 976 00:58:56,162 --> 00:59:00,458 Don't break the skin, but bite it good so that there's a mark on her ass. 977 00:59:00,624 --> 00:59:03,878 She'll show all her friends. ''Look at my mark, what he did. '' 978 00:59:05,296 --> 00:59:07,006 l know what you want. 979 00:59:11,761 --> 00:59:14,096 lt's okay. You can trust me. 980 00:59:22,813 --> 00:59:24,106 -My-- -You okay? 981 00:59:24,315 --> 00:59:27,193 l think you broke my spine. 982 00:59:28,444 --> 00:59:30,988 But in a good way. 983 00:59:37,995 --> 00:59:39,455 Hey! 984 00:59:40,164 --> 00:59:43,542 Hey, come on, now. Let me at least see the goods. 985 00:59:46,379 --> 00:59:48,631 Hey, the pen just moved! Let's go! 986 00:59:48,839 --> 00:59:50,841 Let's move! Gotta go! Let's go! 987 00:59:51,258 --> 00:59:52,343 -Pen moved. -No. 988 00:59:52,510 --> 00:59:54,679 -Are you sure? -Come on. Yes. 989 01:00:02,561 --> 01:00:05,815 lt looks like he's out of the car and headed for the baths. 990 01:00:06,023 --> 01:00:07,900 Wait. Why is he going to the baths? 991 01:00:08,067 --> 01:00:10,653 As long as he's not going to a pen store, who cares? 992 01:00:10,820 --> 01:00:13,572 Stakeout. Stakeout. Stakeout, guys. 993 01:00:13,739 --> 01:00:15,533 This needs a stakeout. 994 01:00:29,797 --> 01:00:33,009 -l'll take the back, okay? -Wait a second. Be careful. 995 01:00:34,343 --> 01:00:36,178 You too, okay? 996 01:00:39,140 --> 01:00:41,642 Please. Come on, man. Come on. 997 01:00:41,851 --> 01:00:41,934 You realize l can save the world and make boxing history in one day? 998 01:00:41,934 --> 01:00:45,396 You realize l can save the world and make boxing history in one day? 999 01:00:45,563 --> 01:00:47,523 -All right. -They'll give me a parade. 1000 01:00:47,690 --> 01:00:50,317 Ticker-tape parade. Confetti and all that shit. 1001 01:00:50,484 --> 01:00:52,695 Bigass parade. Glitter. 1002 01:00:52,862 --> 01:00:54,030 Get my own day. 1003 01:00:55,406 --> 01:00:58,784 Kelly Day. Kelly Robinson Day parade. 1004 01:01:00,036 --> 01:01:01,954 Nasty as hell up in here. 1005 01:01:02,121 --> 01:01:04,790 lt smells like ass soup all over the place. 1006 01:01:05,041 --> 01:01:07,251 -l just lost the signal. -What? 1007 01:01:07,418 --> 01:01:09,879 Maybe the walls are too thick in here. 1008 01:01:10,296 --> 01:01:12,673 No, no. Something's wrong. Come on. 1009 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,634 We can't walk away from this. We got to get that plane! 1010 01:01:15,801 --> 01:01:19,180 You're fired up. l like your enthusiasm, don't wanna lose it. 1011 01:01:19,347 --> 01:01:22,808 But sometimes you move forward, sometimes back. We're moving back. 1012 01:01:22,975 --> 01:01:24,518 Hell, no! Listen to me. 1013 01:01:24,727 --> 01:01:27,396 l told you l was semipsychic. l got a hunch on this. 1014 01:01:27,563 --> 01:01:30,316 Seven out of 1 0 of my hunches are correct. That's a high ratio! 1015 01:01:30,483 --> 01:01:33,527 We got to go with them numbers. Like, here, in this area... 1016 01:01:33,736 --> 01:01:36,906 ...l'm vibing this. Right now, l know the plane is in here. 1017 01:01:37,114 --> 01:01:38,532 Trust me on this. Hey! 1018 01:01:38,699 --> 01:01:40,701 What you know about the Leafy Bug? 1019 01:01:41,410 --> 01:01:42,828 What? 1020 01:01:43,662 --> 01:01:47,416 -Kick your ass if l find it in here. -Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. 1021 01:01:47,917 --> 01:01:50,336 Hell, yeah. Come on, now. You don't feel that? 1022 01:01:50,503 --> 01:01:53,881 -There's nothing in here. -You must be crazy. l feel something. 1023 01:01:54,048 --> 01:01:55,925 A lot of old guys hitting each other with sticks. 1024 01:01:56,092 --> 01:01:58,469 There's something else. l feel it. 1025 01:01:58,636 --> 01:02:01,847 Something's going on in here. Something's definitely going on. 1026 01:02:02,014 --> 01:02:03,224 What's your name, boy? 1027 01:02:04,684 --> 01:02:07,603 He talking all that shit because he knows something. 1028 01:02:07,770 --> 01:02:09,271 Something's in here. l feel it. 1029 01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,233 You know what? We learned we can't trust your gut. 1030 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,068 You can trust my gut. l told you-- 1031 01:02:14,235 --> 01:02:17,780 Maybe the plane's over there in the whirlpool. We should check.... 1032 01:02:17,947 --> 01:02:20,449 -Maybe those three out of 1 0-- -Gun! 1033 01:02:30,292 --> 01:02:33,337 -You said there was a plane! -l said, a vibe! A vibe! 1034 01:02:33,504 --> 01:02:34,714 Like a fool, l listened! 1035 01:02:39,552 --> 01:02:41,012 You got a way out of here? 1036 01:02:41,178 --> 01:02:43,848 l followed you in here. Why would l have a way out? 1037 01:02:49,812 --> 01:02:52,982 -What are you shooting at? -Trying to hit the pipes. 1038 01:02:54,859 --> 01:02:58,070 Throw this up there. We'll create a spark. When l say ready. Go! 1039 01:03:01,657 --> 01:03:03,325 l got it. l got it. 1040 01:03:04,660 --> 01:03:06,996 lt's gonna blow. lt's gonna blow! 1041 01:03:24,513 --> 01:03:26,432 We gotta warn Rachel. 1042 01:03:40,154 --> 01:03:41,364 There goes Gundars! 1043 01:03:41,864 --> 01:03:43,532 Rachel! 1044 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,618 Rachel, no! 1045 01:03:45,868 --> 01:03:47,703 lt's a setup! 1046 01:03:51,415 --> 01:03:52,875 No! No! 1047 01:04:00,424 --> 01:04:02,385 Man! 1048 01:04:06,472 --> 01:04:08,099 Let's go. 1049 01:04:09,517 --> 01:04:13,604 -That's it? -Yeah, Kelly, that's it. 1050 01:04:15,898 --> 01:04:17,566 Shit! 1051 01:04:20,152 --> 01:04:21,904 -You all right? -What do you think? 1052 01:04:22,071 --> 01:04:24,490 l think you're messed up, and you need to talk. 1053 01:04:24,657 --> 01:04:26,534 ls that what you think? Rachel's dead! 1054 01:04:26,701 --> 01:04:28,994 She's dead because l've been listening to you. l'm done. 1055 01:04:29,161 --> 01:04:31,330 You're upset. Rachel was a good woman. 1056 01:04:31,497 --> 01:04:34,250 She was a good woman, and she's gone. 1057 01:04:34,417 --> 01:04:36,252 You're still here, though, semipsychic guy. 1058 01:04:36,460 --> 01:04:39,088 Wait. You ain't blaming that back there on me. 1059 01:04:39,255 --> 01:04:41,924 No. Who could blame you? lt's not your fault. 1060 01:04:42,091 --> 01:04:45,011 You're the king of the universe. You want Kelly Robinson Day. 1061 01:04:45,177 --> 01:04:48,055 -Have the parade. You'll get it. -Slow it down. Back off. 1062 01:04:48,222 --> 01:04:50,141 l don't like your tone. You fixing to get your ass whipped. 1063 01:04:50,307 --> 01:04:52,476 Really? ls that one of your hunches? 1064 01:04:52,643 --> 01:04:54,937 Or some of the normal crap that comes out of your mouth? 1065 01:04:55,104 --> 01:04:57,606 Remember what l said about how we're the same guy? 1066 01:04:57,773 --> 01:04:59,942 l'm not you. Thank God, l'm not you! 1067 01:05:00,109 --> 01:05:02,611 -l would hate to be you. -All right. 1068 01:05:02,778 --> 01:05:06,073 That's the last straw. l got to whup your ass now. 1069 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:08,284 -You wanna fight me? -l'll whip your ass! 1070 01:05:08,492 --> 01:05:10,953 Let me take off my jacket. This is gonna amuse me. 1071 01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:13,831 lf going to the dentist is amusing, then this is getting ready to be funny. 1072 01:05:13,998 --> 01:05:16,709 -There's no ref here. -l don't need no referee. 1073 01:05:16,876 --> 01:05:20,129 From this position, l know 1 1 ways l can totally immobilize you. 1074 01:05:20,296 --> 01:05:21,630 End your life right-- 1075 01:05:21,797 --> 01:05:23,841 How much from that position? Huh? 1076 01:05:24,008 --> 01:05:25,009 That was my left. 1077 01:05:25,176 --> 01:05:28,179 lf it was my right, you'd be drinking meat through a straw. 1078 01:05:30,723 --> 01:05:32,308 Will you look at surfer boy! 1079 01:05:32,516 --> 01:05:34,101 Show me some good spy shit. 1080 01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:35,269 Hey, shit! 1081 01:05:36,854 --> 01:05:40,358 lf that had gone 6 inches higher, you'd be in a coma right now. 1082 01:05:42,151 --> 01:05:43,402 You okay? 1083 01:05:43,569 --> 01:05:48,366 You know how to use your feet good. Throw kicks like a little bitch! 1084 01:05:53,996 --> 01:05:55,581 You got me! 1085 01:05:55,748 --> 01:05:57,792 Hands up! What's going on here? 1086 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,002 The black guy! The black guy mugged me! 1087 01:06:02,213 --> 01:06:04,298 l'd like to file a complaint! Wait! 1088 01:06:04,507 --> 01:06:06,842 Why am l being arrested? Why am l being arrested? 1089 01:06:07,009 --> 01:06:10,513 This is bullshit! He kicked me first! He kicked me in my nuts! 1090 01:06:10,721 --> 01:06:14,058 Why am l getting arrested if l got kicked in my nuts? 1091 01:06:14,225 --> 01:06:17,812 How come you just arresting the black man? My nuts was kicked! 1092 01:06:58,894 --> 01:07:00,104 -Yeah? -Alex. 1093 01:07:00,271 --> 01:07:02,732 Where are you? l've been calling for three hours! 1094 01:07:02,898 --> 01:07:04,900 l know. We hit a few snags. 1095 01:07:05,067 --> 01:07:07,862 Snags? I'm sending backup now. What's your location? 1096 01:07:08,029 --> 01:07:09,697 -lt's all fine. -It's all fine? 1097 01:07:09,864 --> 01:07:13,743 l'm headed to the castle tonight. l'll try to track Gundars to the plane. 1098 01:07:13,909 --> 01:07:17,496 You don't know where it is yet? I knew you'd screw this up. Look-- 1099 01:07:17,663 --> 01:07:20,416 l gotta go, Mac. l gotta go. 1100 01:07:29,091 --> 01:07:30,718 Dude never been this late. 1101 01:07:30,885 --> 01:07:32,928 The brother can't tell time no more. That's the problem. 1102 01:07:33,095 --> 01:07:36,432 -Kelly! Where you been? -Better yet, who you been with? 1103 01:07:36,599 --> 01:07:38,976 lf you hang with us, this shit wouldn't happen. 1104 01:07:39,143 --> 01:07:42,480 He ain't our problem no more. Let's go down here and get 58. 1105 01:08:10,841 --> 01:08:14,220 Piece of shit microtracker. 1106 01:08:14,387 --> 01:08:16,346 You're a very lucky man, Mr. Zhu Tam. 1107 01:08:16,514 --> 01:08:18,599 l feel like l just won the lottery. 1108 01:08:18,765 --> 01:08:22,728 lt's funny, isn't it? You winning makes me rich. 1109 01:08:23,229 --> 01:08:27,692 My government's point of view is that no price is too high. 1110 01:08:27,858 --> 01:08:29,151 Clearly. 1111 01:08:31,612 --> 01:08:33,488 So how's your golf game? 1112 01:08:33,656 --> 01:08:35,991 l haven't had much time since l've been here. 1113 01:08:51,006 --> 01:08:52,675 In the 1 5th hole. Eagle. 1114 01:08:52,841 --> 01:08:54,635 -First time ever. -Really? 1115 01:09:25,707 --> 01:09:27,292 Yeah! This is it, baby! 1116 01:09:29,879 --> 01:09:33,049 Driver, take the car off the bridge, away from the traffic. 1117 01:09:33,215 --> 01:09:34,508 l don't see it. 1118 01:09:34,675 --> 01:09:38,011 That's the whole point, isn't it? That you can't see it. 1119 01:09:38,179 --> 01:09:40,890 -That's what you're buying, isn't it? -That's true. 1120 01:10:02,703 --> 01:10:04,205 Thank you. 1121 01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:09,794 Wait a second. Come on. 1122 01:10:11,587 --> 01:10:13,130 ls that...? 1123 01:10:14,298 --> 01:10:17,093 Please. Finally! 1124 01:10:17,927 --> 01:10:19,178 Well. 1125 01:10:19,345 --> 01:10:21,097 Now you'll believe me when l tell you... 1126 01:10:21,263 --> 01:10:24,183 ...that you've driven past it half a dozen times. 1127 01:10:52,336 --> 01:10:55,423 lt is the most incredible thing l have ever seen. 1128 01:10:55,631 --> 01:10:58,384 Shall we conclude our business? 1129 01:11:00,177 --> 01:11:02,013 Gentlemen, to the center of the ring. 1130 01:11:02,638 --> 01:11:05,182 l explained the instructions in the dressing room. 1131 01:11:05,349 --> 01:11:07,018 You're both professional fighters. 1132 01:11:07,184 --> 01:11:09,687 l expect you to conduct yourself professionally. 1133 01:11:10,187 --> 01:11:12,523 -Shake hands. -You ready to do this? 1134 01:11:12,690 --> 01:11:13,983 Let's do it. 1135 01:11:20,406 --> 01:11:23,284 lt looks like my computer is a billion dollars healthier. 1136 01:11:23,451 --> 01:11:25,453 Which makes you the proud owner... 1137 01:11:25,619 --> 01:11:28,789 ...of the most advanced piece of weaponry on the planet. 1138 01:11:29,832 --> 01:11:31,667 Watch this. 1139 01:11:36,714 --> 01:11:38,841 The ignition code. 1140 01:11:48,184 --> 01:11:50,186 Round one for the super middleweight... 1141 01:11:50,353 --> 01:11:52,938 -...championship of the world! -Cedric, come on. 1142 01:11:53,230 --> 01:11:55,691 Do you want the swelling on the left or right? 1143 01:11:57,443 --> 01:11:59,862 Mills goes right to work. 1144 01:12:02,948 --> 01:12:04,533 Left hand up! Left hand up! 1145 01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:05,868 He's spun around by-- 1146 01:12:24,929 --> 01:12:25,721 What are you doing? 1147 01:12:26,180 --> 01:12:27,014 l'm working. 1148 01:12:50,371 --> 01:12:53,165 That looks like an old-fashioned thermonuclear warhead. 1149 01:12:53,332 --> 01:12:57,253 -lt's a bit primitive, isn't it? -They won't think so in Washington. 1150 01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:15,271 Tell your men to drop their guns. 1151 01:13:15,438 --> 01:13:17,606 -Tell them! -Do as he says. 1152 01:13:17,773 --> 01:13:19,442 Get your hands up! 1153 01:13:19,608 --> 01:13:21,694 You too, Mr. Zhu Tam. 1154 01:13:21,944 --> 01:13:23,571 Do it! 1155 01:13:28,117 --> 01:13:30,995 You didn't think you could fool BNS, did you? 1156 01:13:32,997 --> 01:13:35,082 -Rachel? -l guess we did. 1157 01:13:35,291 --> 01:13:38,794 -You're alive? -Don't tell anyone. 1158 01:13:40,379 --> 01:13:43,299 Robinson having his way. Combination to the head. 1159 01:13:43,799 --> 01:13:46,927 And a left hook jars the challenger. 1160 01:13:47,970 --> 01:13:50,639 Here comes Robinson, and here comes Mills. 1161 01:13:50,973 --> 01:13:52,933 Body shots by the challenger, Mills. 1162 01:13:53,142 --> 01:13:56,312 Holding on to him. Tying the champion up. 1163 01:13:58,147 --> 01:14:01,275 That was pretty convincing. The whole ''l'm dead'' thing. 1164 01:14:01,442 --> 01:14:03,194 You pick up a few tricks over the years. 1165 01:14:03,361 --> 01:14:06,614 -You certainly do. -You really should have caught it. 1166 01:14:06,781 --> 01:14:08,324 Yeah, l should have. 1167 01:14:08,491 --> 01:14:11,827 l guess l was a little distracted by the sound of my heart breaking. 1168 01:14:13,996 --> 01:14:15,998 Code invalid. 1169 01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:19,877 That's not good. ls that good? 1170 01:14:20,044 --> 01:14:23,130 -What the hell did you do? -l entered the ignition code. 1171 01:14:23,339 --> 01:14:25,675 Self-destruct sequence activated. 1172 01:14:26,008 --> 01:14:28,636 lt has a self-destruct mechanism if the wrong code is entered. 1173 01:14:28,844 --> 01:14:33,683 No, that is the correct code. l saw Lt. Percy fire the engine myself. 1174 01:14:33,849 --> 01:14:38,020 Just get it handled, Agent Wright. That's what you're paid to do. 1175 01:14:41,232 --> 01:14:43,651 He ain't done nothing to earn your respect! 1176 01:14:43,818 --> 01:14:46,237 lt's number 58 going down right now. You hear? 1177 01:14:46,404 --> 01:14:47,738 -How you feeling? -58. 1178 01:14:47,905 --> 01:14:49,615 -You good? -Good, yeah. 1179 01:14:49,782 --> 01:14:51,784 Damn! She may wanna braid that. 1180 01:14:54,203 --> 01:14:56,831 And this world championship fight rages on. 1181 01:14:57,039 --> 01:14:58,290 The code times out? 1182 01:14:58,457 --> 01:15:02,712 What, like a safety precaution? ln case the plane were stolen? 1183 01:15:02,878 --> 01:15:06,215 You're flying the plane home. l assume you know the correct code. 1184 01:15:06,382 --> 01:15:09,802 Assumptions have a way of coming back and kicking you in your ass. 1185 01:15:11,804 --> 01:15:14,765 Robinson measuring Mills up. 1186 01:15:16,726 --> 01:15:19,478 A wicked left hook by Robinson. 1187 01:15:19,770 --> 01:15:22,565 -How much is he paying you? -l don't have time for this. 1188 01:15:22,732 --> 01:15:25,234 lf l'd known you were for sale, l would have bid! 1189 01:15:27,194 --> 01:15:28,571 l know that hurt. 1190 01:15:28,738 --> 01:15:31,323 You got a hard-ass head. Damn! 1191 01:15:31,490 --> 01:15:33,909 The code, Alex. 1192 01:15:37,121 --> 01:15:38,289 Come on, Cedric. 1193 01:15:40,124 --> 01:15:42,793 Robinson dancing around. What's going on here? 1194 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,588 lt looks like he's fighting an invisible opponent. 1195 01:15:52,428 --> 01:15:56,766 And down goes Robinson! Unbelievable! 1196 01:15:56,932 --> 01:15:59,935 Rachel, you're not getting this plane off the bridge. 1197 01:16:01,395 --> 01:16:03,230 Five. Six.... 1198 01:16:03,397 --> 01:16:06,484 Kelly Robinson is down for the first time in his career! 1199 01:16:06,650 --> 01:16:08,444 -Can you continue? -l'm okay. 1200 01:16:08,611 --> 01:16:09,695 -Let's go. -All right. 1201 01:16:09,862 --> 01:16:11,113 Let's go. Fight! 1202 01:16:14,116 --> 01:16:16,118 Now it's gonna get messy. 1203 01:16:23,042 --> 01:16:24,752 lt's time to go down. 1204 01:16:28,005 --> 01:16:29,924 And Mills is down! 1205 01:16:30,091 --> 01:16:33,135 -Now we're talking! -Five. 1206 01:16:33,302 --> 01:16:34,929 -Come on, come on! -Six. 1207 01:16:35,137 --> 01:16:37,848 Seven. Eight. Nine. 1208 01:16:38,015 --> 01:16:40,476 -He's not gonna make it. -Ten! You're out! 1209 01:16:40,643 --> 01:16:43,396 lt's over! Kelly Robinson is still... 1210 01:16:43,562 --> 01:16:45,856 ...the super middleweight champion of the world! 1211 01:16:49,485 --> 01:16:52,947 Robinson foregoing his usual flamboyant victory lap. 1212 01:16:53,114 --> 01:16:55,074 He bolts the ring. 1213 01:16:55,324 --> 01:16:58,077 l'm impressed, Alex. You're tougher than l thought. 1214 01:16:58,244 --> 01:17:01,205 There's one thing that will always make a man talk. 1215 01:17:07,128 --> 01:17:08,587 Cutting my belt? 1216 01:17:18,514 --> 01:17:21,726 -Take off his pants. -Take off my pants? 1217 01:17:21,892 --> 01:17:24,061 Hold it. Wait a second. 1218 01:17:36,323 --> 01:17:38,409 Easy. Easy. Come on, take it easy. 1219 01:17:52,757 --> 01:17:55,634 -What are you doing here? -You turned on the eye thing... 1220 01:17:55,801 --> 01:17:58,429 -...so l had to come save your ass! -l did? 1221 01:18:00,431 --> 01:18:03,976 That's a huge gesture! That must mean you really love me. 1222 01:18:04,143 --> 01:18:06,103 Don't get this twisted. l did this to secure my parade! 1223 01:18:06,270 --> 01:18:09,065 -No getting around it. You love me. -This is for the parade! 1224 01:18:09,231 --> 01:18:10,274 -lt's love! -Parade! 1225 01:18:10,441 --> 01:18:11,275 -lt's love! -Parade! 1226 01:18:11,442 --> 01:18:12,902 -Love! -Kelly Robinson Day parade! 1227 01:18:13,069 --> 01:18:14,278 Move! 1228 01:18:18,908 --> 01:18:20,576 l'm starting to regret this shit! 1229 01:18:21,452 --> 01:18:22,953 Move! Move! 1230 01:18:26,999 --> 01:18:28,417 Cover me! Go! 1231 01:18:51,941 --> 01:18:54,110 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 1232 01:18:56,112 --> 01:18:57,405 Who the hell is this guy? 1233 01:18:58,364 --> 01:19:01,283 lt's Carlos. l guess Mac sent him in as backup for us. 1234 01:19:01,450 --> 01:19:02,743 He's like a superspy. 1235 01:19:02,910 --> 01:19:05,204 He's a spy, the same as me. Not a superspy. 1236 01:19:05,371 --> 01:19:07,873 He got a fly-ass ninja outfit and parachute. 1237 01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:09,375 We hanging from balloons and shit. 1238 01:19:09,834 --> 01:19:12,795 Gundars! Tell your men to put down their weapons. 1239 01:19:12,962 --> 01:19:15,089 lt seems to be quite a trend tonight. Down! 1240 01:19:15,297 --> 01:19:18,050 Alex, the code before we all blow up. 1241 01:19:18,217 --> 01:19:21,012 That's what l'm doing. l was on my way to do it. 1242 01:19:21,178 --> 01:19:24,640 -Doing fine before you got here. -Mr. Zhu Tam, l believe. 1243 01:19:24,807 --> 01:19:26,809 Carlos, careful. Rachel's a double agent! 1244 01:19:26,976 --> 01:19:29,562 Yes, l know, Alex. 1245 01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:32,732 Yours too, Rachel. 1246 01:19:36,902 --> 01:19:40,322 Apparently, you've been a bad girl. 1247 01:19:44,577 --> 01:19:46,871 Now hold up. Wait a second. Hey, Alex... 1248 01:19:47,038 --> 01:19:49,498 -...this James Bond is with Rachel. -Not now. 1249 01:19:49,665 --> 01:19:52,585 l got a hunch. This guy is bad. l can feel it right now. 1250 01:19:52,752 --> 01:19:54,879 l said, not now. Let me figure this out! 1251 01:19:55,046 --> 01:19:56,839 How did big shot know she was bad? 1252 01:19:57,006 --> 01:20:00,134 l got 45 seconds to figure out this logarithmic code... 1253 01:20:00,343 --> 01:20:02,678 ...or we'll all die because we'll blow up. 1254 01:20:02,845 --> 01:20:06,474 Why don't you stick to your perfume ads and leave the espionage to me? 1255 01:20:06,682 --> 01:20:08,017 No, don't say that to him. 1256 01:20:08,184 --> 01:20:10,853 Hey, Zorro, it's not perfume. lt's cologne. 1257 01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:13,147 No, Kelly! No! 1258 01:20:25,201 --> 01:20:27,286 Come on, come on. Here we go. 1259 01:20:27,453 --> 01:20:29,413 -Code invalid. -Come on. 1260 01:20:29,580 --> 01:20:31,082 Eighteen, seventeen... 1261 01:20:31,707 --> 01:20:32,833 ...sixteen.... 1262 01:20:36,212 --> 01:20:37,797 Thirteen... 1263 01:20:37,963 --> 01:20:39,215 ...twelve... 1264 01:20:39,382 --> 01:20:40,424 ...eleven.... 1265 01:20:43,928 --> 01:20:48,516 Nine, eight, seven. Sequence aborted. 1266 01:20:48,724 --> 01:20:49,850 l got it. l got it. 1267 01:20:50,059 --> 01:20:52,228 No, l don't. No, l don't. No, l don't. 1268 01:20:57,817 --> 01:21:00,861 Don't do it! Put that shit down. Put the gun down right now. 1269 01:21:01,404 --> 01:21:04,031 Putting it down. Okay? 1270 01:21:05,074 --> 01:21:07,243 But l'm on your side. l'm with BNS. 1271 01:21:07,410 --> 01:21:10,121 What do BNS stand for? Bitch that Need Slapping? 1272 01:21:10,287 --> 01:21:13,332 l tried to make sure Carlos doesn't get to this computer. 1273 01:21:13,499 --> 01:21:15,793 Think l believe that? What's wrong with you? 1274 01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:19,547 -Hear her trying to flip the script? -She's saying she's good? 1275 01:21:19,755 --> 01:21:22,299 l gotta hear this. This should be rich. 1276 01:21:22,466 --> 01:21:25,094 We've suspected Carlos was dirty for months. 1277 01:21:25,261 --> 01:21:27,972 Mac and me teamed up with him so we could nail him. 1278 01:21:28,139 --> 01:21:30,808 -Why didn't they tell me? -You know how this works. 1279 01:21:31,267 --> 01:21:33,811 lt's all on a need-to-know basis. You know that. 1280 01:21:33,978 --> 01:21:36,897 Mac didn't want you protecting me at the wrong time. 1281 01:21:37,064 --> 01:21:39,984 That's all Carlos would have needed. He's jealous of us. 1282 01:21:40,151 --> 01:21:42,028 -He is? -lf he knew how we felt-- 1283 01:21:42,194 --> 01:21:44,530 Go easy now. Don't be creeping up and shit. 1284 01:21:44,697 --> 01:21:47,366 She got long legs. Bitch is sneaky. She'll kick you. 1285 01:21:47,533 --> 01:21:49,577 He's always known l wanted to work with you. 1286 01:21:49,785 --> 01:21:51,871 -You wanted to work with me? -Yeah. 1287 01:21:52,038 --> 01:21:53,789 What, like on a stakeout? 1288 01:21:55,291 --> 01:21:57,710 Don't you know how l feel about you? 1289 01:21:57,877 --> 01:22:01,213 -That's bullshit. -My head's spinning. l don't know-- 1290 01:22:01,380 --> 01:22:04,884 -Can't deny it. l feel the same-- -You dizzy from massive blood loss... 1291 01:22:05,051 --> 01:22:07,803 ...because the bitch stabbed you 1 5 minutes ago! 1292 01:22:07,970 --> 01:22:10,931 l could have crippled him for life if l wanted to. 1293 01:22:11,140 --> 01:22:15,061 -You've got full mobility in your leg? -lt doesn't feel that bad. 1294 01:22:15,227 --> 01:22:16,479 Son of a gun. 1295 01:22:17,980 --> 01:22:21,901 l had no idea. Carlos was jealous of us? 1296 01:22:22,068 --> 01:22:24,028 Enough. l can't listen to this shit. 1297 01:22:24,195 --> 01:22:27,073 What's wrong with you? You booty-blinded right now. 1298 01:22:27,239 --> 01:22:30,701 lt's like being snow-blinded with no snow, just a cute piece of ass. 1299 01:22:30,868 --> 01:22:33,329 No. She's telling the truth. 1300 01:22:33,496 --> 01:22:36,207 You don't understand the spy world. There are agents. 1301 01:22:36,374 --> 01:22:39,460 There are double agents, and there are pseudo-double agents. 1302 01:22:39,627 --> 01:22:41,504 lt's actually pretty standard stuff. 1303 01:22:41,671 --> 01:22:43,547 Y'all stabbing each other is standard? 1304 01:22:43,839 --> 01:22:46,967 Yeah. lt's pretty standard. 1305 01:22:47,176 --> 01:22:48,427 Look out! 1306 01:23:00,356 --> 01:23:01,524 l'm watching your ass. 1307 01:23:03,317 --> 01:23:05,486 Alex, you idiot! l'm on your side! 1308 01:23:05,695 --> 01:23:07,071 l've had enough of this! 1309 01:23:17,289 --> 01:23:19,583 There's Vitalis and shit all over-- 1310 01:23:19,750 --> 01:23:24,213 He was coming like a buzz saw. lf you didn't grab him, he was gonna kill me. 1311 01:23:24,380 --> 01:23:27,174 lt was like looking in the eyes of the devil. 1312 01:23:27,717 --> 01:23:29,301 Where's Rachel? 1313 01:23:30,428 --> 01:23:32,888 Yeah, where is Rachel, huh? She gone. 1314 01:23:33,055 --> 01:23:35,349 Didn't l tell you that bitch was bad? 1315 01:23:35,516 --> 01:23:37,268 Why didn't you keep an eye on her? 1316 01:23:37,435 --> 01:23:40,438 -You said she was good! -You can't listen to what l say. 1317 01:23:40,604 --> 01:23:43,357 l'm bleeding from a knife wound. l'm delusional! 1318 01:23:43,524 --> 01:23:46,402 You said yourself l'm booty-blind. l'm blinded by ass. 1319 01:23:46,569 --> 01:23:48,279 You blinded now, but a minute ago-- 1320 01:23:48,446 --> 01:23:52,033 You two fools just let Rachel escape with Gundars' computer? 1321 01:23:52,241 --> 01:23:55,411 That has all the passwords to his numbered accounts. 1322 01:23:55,578 --> 01:23:59,165 lt's worth billions of dollars! Mac knew you would screw this up. 1323 01:23:59,331 --> 01:24:00,750 That's why he sent me-- 1324 01:24:02,585 --> 01:24:05,421 ''Worth billions of dollars.'' You hear this guy? 1325 01:24:05,921 --> 01:24:08,215 He's still a bad guy, right? 1326 01:24:08,841 --> 01:24:11,218 Yeah, he-- Well, l don't know. 1327 01:24:11,385 --> 01:24:14,555 Everybody keeps flip-flopping around. l can't keep it straight. 1328 01:24:14,722 --> 01:24:16,098 lt's murky. 1329 01:24:16,265 --> 01:24:18,934 -You said it was standard-- -l know what l said! 1330 01:24:19,101 --> 01:24:21,604 lt's murky when there ain't no girl involved, huh? 1331 01:24:21,771 --> 01:24:23,105 l see how it go. 1332 01:24:23,272 --> 01:24:26,150 l'll tell you one thing. Good or bad, l'm tying this guy up. 1333 01:24:26,776 --> 01:24:29,153 We tie everybody up. That's the new rule. 1334 01:24:29,487 --> 01:24:32,698 Why don't you stop stressing? There's the Leafy Bug, baby. 1335 01:24:32,907 --> 01:24:35,117 That's what we set out to do, and we got it! 1336 01:24:35,284 --> 01:24:36,952 We got the plane. We heroes. 1337 01:24:37,119 --> 01:24:39,413 -You're right. Let's go home. -Look at that. 1338 01:24:39,580 --> 01:24:42,583 -You wanna see something cool? -What? 1339 01:24:47,922 --> 01:24:50,424 Man, that is some superfly, superspy shit! 1340 01:24:50,591 --> 01:24:52,051 Let me see. What you pressing? 1341 01:24:52,218 --> 01:24:54,387 -Just press that button. -Okay. 1342 01:24:54,845 --> 01:24:56,138 -lnvisible. -lnvisible. 1343 01:24:56,305 --> 01:24:59,433 Gotta get that on my cars. You know how clean my garage is gonna look? 1344 01:24:59,642 --> 01:25:02,269 Visible. lnvisible. Visible-- 1345 01:25:02,478 --> 01:25:05,064 -Don't wear out the battery. -Let me have some fun. 1346 01:25:05,231 --> 01:25:09,193 -lt loses its specialness. Give it back. -Come on, why you acting--? 1347 01:25:10,027 --> 01:25:12,988 Why you gotta be tripping? Why can't l play with it? 1348 01:25:13,155 --> 01:25:15,825 -You broke it. -l broke the shit? How l break it? 1349 01:25:15,991 --> 01:25:18,828 Like a child, you knock it out of my hand. l broke it? 1350 01:25:18,994 --> 01:25:20,788 You happy now? How will l explain this? 1351 01:25:20,955 --> 01:25:23,874 l show up with the plane and a broken remote. 1352 01:25:24,041 --> 01:25:25,668 You think they're worried about the remote? 1353 01:25:25,835 --> 01:25:28,879 There's dead bodies all over the roof. You think they'll care about that? 1354 01:25:29,046 --> 01:25:31,048 -Come on, man! -You're right. Let's go. 1355 01:25:31,215 --> 01:25:33,509 -We're heroes. -l'm gonna get my parade, huh? 1356 01:25:33,676 --> 01:25:36,804 -Maybe so. -l'll definitely get a parade behind this. 1357 01:25:38,848 --> 01:25:42,309 All right. Settle back, and l'm gonna fire this baby up. 1358 01:25:43,519 --> 01:25:46,272 And that is why they call it the Switchblade. 1359 01:25:53,779 --> 01:25:56,032 All right. Ready for the ride of your life? 1360 01:25:56,198 --> 01:25:57,700 Yeah, let's do this. 1361 01:26:00,995 --> 01:26:02,038 Watch this. 1362 01:26:03,164 --> 01:26:04,540 Punch it! 1363 01:26:09,378 --> 01:26:11,881 Got a little wrinkle. Not to worry. 1364 01:26:20,097 --> 01:26:22,683 Kelly Robinson ain't supposed to go out like this! 1365 01:26:22,892 --> 01:26:25,478 l'm supposed to die in the ring! 1366 01:26:30,066 --> 01:26:32,902 Kelly, you okay? Come here. You okay? 1367 01:26:33,069 --> 01:26:35,112 Hell, no! l ain't okay. 1368 01:26:35,279 --> 01:26:37,782 You just crashed my parade down into the river. 1369 01:26:37,948 --> 01:26:41,452 We had nozzle failure. Then the thrust manifold went all haywire. 1370 01:26:41,619 --> 01:26:44,580 You didn't check it, did you? Huh? This is perfect! 1371 01:26:44,747 --> 01:26:48,542 My first mission, l do everything right. Now thanks to you, l ain't a hero! 1372 01:26:48,709 --> 01:26:51,170 -What is that? -This is my flotation device. 1373 01:26:51,337 --> 01:26:52,588 -That's a bomb! -What? 1374 01:26:52,755 --> 01:26:54,298 That's a thermonuclear bomb. 1375 01:26:54,465 --> 01:26:56,801 Why you gotta throw them around here, then? 1376 01:26:56,967 --> 01:27:00,846 No, it's okay. lt's not armed. Can you imagine if this had gone off? 1377 01:27:01,013 --> 01:27:03,057 This would have killed millions! 1378 01:27:03,224 --> 01:27:06,435 -And they didn't arm it? -They didn't get a chance to. 1379 01:27:06,602 --> 01:27:08,938 You know why they didn't get a chance to? 1380 01:27:09,105 --> 01:27:10,439 Because we stopped them! 1381 01:27:10,606 --> 01:27:12,525 We stopped them. Know what that means? 1382 01:27:12,692 --> 01:27:15,111 -l think so. -We heroes again! 1383 01:27:15,277 --> 01:27:17,738 -Damn, you're right. -Bet your pink ass l'm right! 1384 01:27:17,947 --> 01:27:20,324 We're heroes again! Even without the plane. 1385 01:27:20,491 --> 01:27:22,827 -We're heroes! -This is the proof right here! 1386 01:27:22,993 --> 01:27:25,579 -This bomb. -l can't wait to call the president. 1387 01:27:25,746 --> 01:27:28,874 We gonna get the Congressional Medal of Honor and a parade! 1388 01:27:29,041 --> 01:27:30,251 This will be fantastic. 1389 01:27:40,636 --> 01:27:42,471 Has my bank transfer come through? 1390 01:27:42,638 --> 01:27:44,557 Not yet, Ms. Tessio. 1391 01:28:11,667 --> 01:28:14,170 Where you going? You forgot your drink. 1392 01:28:14,337 --> 01:28:16,005 Alex, how are you? 1393 01:28:16,380 --> 01:28:18,466 -God! -Came prepared this time. 1394 01:28:18,674 --> 01:28:19,717 Smart. 1395 01:28:19,884 --> 01:28:21,177 Where you going? Back up. 1396 01:28:21,344 --> 01:28:23,095 You thought you was gonna get away? 1397 01:28:23,262 --> 01:28:25,514 Thought you was gonna make a fool out of Kelly Robinson? 1398 01:28:25,681 --> 01:28:28,976 When l have my parade, l'll tie your ass to the front of a float. 1399 01:28:29,352 --> 01:28:31,270 Alex? 1400 01:28:32,021 --> 01:28:35,483 How about a stakeout in Greece for two weeks? 1401 01:28:35,649 --> 01:28:37,276 -Stakeout? -Yeah. 1402 01:28:38,069 --> 01:28:39,528 Two weeks? 1403 01:28:41,822 --> 01:28:43,574 Hey! The answer is still no. 1404 01:28:43,741 --> 01:28:47,078 l know. l was just imagining for a second. There's no harm in-- 1405 01:28:47,244 --> 01:28:50,623 You taking a long time. Tell her no. You getting lost in this. No! 1406 01:28:50,790 --> 01:28:52,249 -No. -ln fact, say, ''Hell, no!'' 1407 01:28:52,416 --> 01:28:55,211 -Hell, no. -Hell, no, bitch! 1408 01:28:55,544 --> 01:28:58,172 Sorry. The spell wore off. 1409 01:29:00,049 --> 01:29:03,427 Well, boys, l'm glad you guys got all the news coverage. 1410 01:29:03,594 --> 01:29:06,305 -What's that mean? -Always got to have the last word. 1411 01:29:06,472 --> 01:29:08,599 She always gotta say some shit, huh? 1412 01:29:08,891 --> 01:29:12,186 What she talking about, news coverage? Ain't been no news-- 1413 01:29:12,353 --> 01:29:13,604 ls that Carlos? 1414 01:29:15,398 --> 01:29:17,650 -''Superspy hero thwarts--'' -Carlos was good. 1415 01:29:17,817 --> 01:29:20,611 -We the ones that saved the day! -ls this a parade? 1416 01:29:20,778 --> 01:29:23,364 Yes! Look at the spectacle and the glitter and shit! 1417 01:29:23,572 --> 01:29:25,241 That's my parade! He stole my parade! 1418 01:29:25,408 --> 01:29:27,451 -l don't know what to say. -l know what to say. Bullshit! 1419 01:29:27,618 --> 01:29:29,203 Bullshit! 1420 01:29:31,747 --> 01:29:32,915 Bullshit! 1421 01:29:33,082 --> 01:29:35,376 We gotta go to Washington and get debriefed. 1422 01:29:35,543 --> 01:29:37,420 -l ain't going! -l don't blame you. 1423 01:29:37,586 --> 01:29:41,424 lt's just, l was looking forward to testing out the hover gel with you. 1424 01:29:43,843 --> 01:29:45,594 -The whatsit gel? -Hover. 1425 01:29:45,761 --> 01:29:48,389 lt's a gelatinous hydrogen diphyoxide. 1426 01:29:48,597 --> 01:29:51,642 lt's 1 2 times lighter than air. You smear it all over your body... 1427 01:29:51,809 --> 01:29:53,644 ...and if you're in an oxygen-rich environment... 1428 01:29:53,811 --> 01:29:56,605 ...it allows you to float down to earth like a bird. 1429 01:29:58,774 --> 01:30:00,568 Like a jelly bird? 1430 01:30:00,735 --> 01:30:04,613 Yeah. That's the street name for it. ''Jelly Bird.'' Exactly. 1431 01:30:04,780 --> 01:30:06,991 They have a couple on the transport plane. 1432 01:30:07,158 --> 01:30:10,953 Plan was, they drop us off over D.C., and we float down like birds. 1433 01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:15,041 There's press and photographers. lt's gonna be a whole spectacle, but.... 1434 01:30:15,207 --> 01:30:17,001 What we waiting on? Let's do this. 1435 01:30:17,168 --> 01:30:19,170 -You'll do it? -Hell, yeah, l'll do it! 1436 01:30:19,337 --> 01:30:21,756 Float like a jelly bird? Let's go right now. 1437 01:30:21,922 --> 01:30:24,133 l used to always dream l'd be able to fly. 1438 01:30:24,300 --> 01:30:26,510 -You serious? -My grandma said l was a fool. 1439 01:30:26,677 --> 01:30:28,262 That's what made her punch me the first time! 1440 01:30:28,471 --> 01:30:30,431 -See, l told her and-- -Hold on. 1441 01:30:30,639 --> 01:30:33,309 Get some jelly on the plane and two parachutes. 109435