Original subtitles

l don't know whether you are a butlerdroid or an electric butler

but l admit you've got guts to oppose the head family

l might be a failure or rubbish, but l'm a butler

so l will put my life on the line to protect Lady Tamayo.

Sukekiyo...

Life? There is no way that a tin doll has a life.

Cheem fellow...

What do you think is going to happen to this defective electric robot?

l don't know.

Garbage. You are garbage.

Please stop! l will do whatever you say

My Lady! Don't!

No!

Sukekiyo!

M_.. Lad_..

Azami, take her!

Yes,

Please forgive me, Sukekiyo!

- The Great Ero-gami Family - Do Sheltered Young Ladies Dream of Electric Butlers?

My Lady it's morning.

Sukekiyo.

What's the matter?

ls there something on my face?

No. l'd like to play badminton today

Sukekiyo, please play with me.

l'm not good at sports...

- Here you go! - Yes.

Oh, l'm sorr_

That's bad.

Sukekiyo, how long have you been here?

lt wasjust after your birthday so exactly a month.

Happy birthday to you.

My Lady congratulations on your 18th birthday

Thank you, Suketomo and Suketake.

You have a present from your father.

Oh, from my father?

Oh! Is this a new butlerdroid?

R_ni2ing Master

M-Y L-A-D-Y

Your name is... Sukekiyo. Let's call you Sukekiyo.

Name r_nition: Sukekiyo

Name r_nition: Sukekiyo

Sukekiyo, nice to meet you.

Name r_nition: Sukekiyo

Sukekimo... Sukekiyo? Sukekiyo!

Yes?

Did you freeze again?

No. l didn't. l'm fine.

Suketomo.

My Lady may l play badminton with you?

l have just been updated.

Third, go clean up around the pool.

l wish l was a high-spec butlerdroid, like First.

My Lady!

My Lady l'm sorry

Don't be. It'sjust as l expected, considering you are a super-butlerdroid.

Oh, Second. l'm sorr_

Oh, m_..

Second.

Just as expected, Suketake.

Second's strength is in construction work.

1 He is a construction worker rather than a butler.

- Let's continue to pla_ - Yes.

Oh, good. They are safe.

My Lady

A sheltered young lady and three butler-type androids...

T_ Nek_ami Head Family Castle

T_ Nek_ami Head Family Castle Butlerdroids?

T_ Nek_ami Head Family Castle

lt seems like Mr. Sahei personally sent them.

Grandfather did?

Using the fortune ofthe Nekogami financial conglomerate,

he requested that the leading authorit_ known throughout the world,

Dr. Philip K. Dick, develop high-spec human type androids.

The specs vary among the three, though.

Oh! Good-looking!

Please restrain yourself, Lady Tsukiyo.

The bills from the host clubs for this month are more than thirty million yen again.

Shut up! Is a servant going to Iecture its master?

l'm sorr_

Good-looking men are treasures in this world. It's natural to cherish them.

As you please.

By the way Mr. Kindaichi...

No! l'm not Kindaichi. l'm Hajime Kaneda.

lf you make a mistake here, a copyright problem will occur.

Light... Shadows... Scienn... Illusion... Reality... Fiction... Day... Night...

Light... Shadows... Scienn... Illusion... Reality... Fiction... Day... Night...

Light and shadows. Science and illusion. Reality and fiction. Day and night.

Light... Shadows... Scienn... Illusion... Reality... Fiction... Day... Night...

He who resolves the mystery among them is l, the milight detective...

Hajime Kaneda. Pleased to meet you.

T_ Twilight Detective Hajime Kaneda. Pleased to meet you.

Hajime Kaneda. Pleased to meet you.

ls it true that Tamayo will inherit everything from my grandfather?

The Nekogami financial conglomerate is known throughout the world.

The head, Mr. Sahei Nekogami, is currently hospitalized because of a stroke.

The will regarding the inheritance ofthe massive estate...

has already been written and was given to the family lawyer.

And this is his entire will...

that Hajime Kaneda, the Twilight Detective, successfully acquired via hacking.

''The whole estate ofthe Nekogami financial conglomerate will be bequeathed to Tamayo.''

The whole estate?

He might cherish Lady Tamayo as the product of his relationship with the woman he loved more...

than his granddaughter, who is the result of a marriage of convenience.

How dare the daughter of a servant be...

Great.

lt was my mistake to have let such shame to the family live because of my mercy

Shall we kill her?

But the Lady Tama...

Miss Tamayo is personally protected by three butlerdroids.

Quickly plan countermeasures.

You are good at hacking, aren't you?

Again? Third?

You don't have to help us, but stay out of our way

l'm sorr_ l'm sorr_

Why do you, Third, have such low specs?

You must have had the same so_are installed.

Your perFormance is too slow.

l'm doing my best, though.

Dr. Dick probably made you, Third, out ofthe remaining parts of us,

First and Second, after we were made.

ln short, you are a neglected, defective machine.

l wish l had halfthe skills of First...

Oh, this is delicious. Did Sukekiyo make all ofthis?

Yes, my electric brain is programmed to remember my lady's favorite flavors,

for checking the status of her health,

and for cooking recipes from all ages and all places.

Great! But there is a little taste missing.

A little taste?

Yes... the taste of Sukekiyo's kiss.

My Lady..

Sukekiyo...

Sukekiyo!

He_ Third.

No use. He seems to have frozen again.

Second. Third is disturbing My Lady's dinner. Remove him.

My Lady Please enjoy your dinner.

Today's dinner is French.

ls Sukekiyo alright?

He will eventually restart.

lt's not something My Lady needs to worry about.

By the way Suketomo...

Yes?

Do you know that there is something called cup ramen in the world?

''Cup ramen''?

l've heard that it is very delicious.

Did you find it on the net again?

l would like to try cup ramen at least once.

l've heard it is sold at some place called a 'convenience store'.

My Lady l cannot recommend it from the stand point of nutritional science,

and it is originally something that the Iower class ate, because it was unavoidable.

But...

Then, l will make genuine ramen tomorrow evening.

l have already had so_are for a thousand year's worth of Chinese imperial cuisine installed.

- What's the matter? - Nothing.

Taking care of bathing is Sukekiyo's monopoly

Because l am totally waterproof.

A quality that First and Second don't have. My only advantage.

Then, Sukekiyo might be a bathroid.

'Bathroid'... That hurts me a little bit.

Why?

l wish l had been made a high-spec android, like First.

No one wants to be created as a failure.

- Hey Sukekiyo. - Yes, My Lady?

Would you like to join me in the bathtub?

ln the bathtub?

You should be fine, because you are totally waterproof.

No. It's not about that...

Well, to tell the truth, l am curious about men's bodies.

Bodies? But...

- So, Sukekiyo, please show me. - But...

Then... this is an order.

Yes, My Lady

l see. This is how it is.

Oops. My Lady did you use the 'supreme order' mode?

Because without it, you wouldn't show me.

Oops!

You are sting_

That's enough.

But l'm glad that the eggs were alright.

What? Balls?

The bird's. You saved the nest box in the garden toda_

Oh, you noticed it.

l think Sukekiyo is the gentlest among the three.

So, please don't call yourself a failure.

What's the matter, Third? Aren't you recharging?

There is some work l have to do.

Please go ahead and enter the energy-saving mode, everyone.

l don't understand what the defective one is thinking.

Let's see... a convenience store...

Destination Selected Estimated Time of Arrival: _ Hour

Destination Selected Estimated Time of Arrival: _ Hour

Two hours for the round trip.

Destination Selected Estimated Time of Arrival: _ Hour

Oka_..

Starting up A_leration Please run a_rding to tramc regulations

l can't sleep...

Er_ero Illustrated Guide Are you _ 8 or older? Yes l No

l just turned 18...

So it should be fine.

Energy-saving Mode l Waking-up Mode / Starting up Escort Circuit

Becoming an adult is a mystery

Who is it? Sukekiyo?

Suketomo.

My Lady l came for your bed service.

My Lady.. she will be happy if l return after buying cup ramen.

Oh, these are for me?

l ran over mountains and through rivers...

to carry out my duty to make My Lady's wish come true.

l'm touched.

Oh no. It's not the time to be Iost in a daydream.

Since My Lady has grown up, l have been programmed with...

the expectation that this day would soon come.

This day?

Hormonal balance of a matured body is evoking the sex drive.

Sex drive? Is that what you call this itchy feeling?

According to Dr. Reich, to preserve spiritual health as recommended by the WHO,

men and women who have reached adolescence should have sex openl_

Where is Sukekiyo?

He went out, after saying that he had some work.

l see.

Please leave it to me, the first butlerdroid.

A program with a variety of sex methods for this day has been installed.

''A variety oF'? Are there many methods?

Yes. From American sex, which isjust rough...

to European, which quests for the abnormal,

and of course, l'm very familiar with 48 Japanese methods.

Which one would you like, My Lady?

Well, then... l would like to go with the novice course.

l see.

Allow me to operate according to the 'lost-virgin' edition for the average woman.

Thank you for waiting. Loading has been completed.

Then...

Tamayo... You are so pretty

May l kiss you?

_.. yes...

Oka_ l will speed up for the return route.

Oops, l should have gone after recharging my energy

Are you embarrassed?

No, not reall_

Should l be embarrassed?

_th this speed, it will be morning when l arrive back at the mansion.

Cup ramen...

is the best for a late-night snack!

Tamayo's vagina is very beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

Should l be embarrassed this time, too?

My Lady human men are very pleased when women are embarrassed.

l think it is better for you to be embarrassed for now.

Oh, that's the way it is... l understand. l am learning a lot.

Then, let me continue.

Tamayo's vagina is very beautiful.

Yes... Yeah, l'm embarrassed?

l felt a shock like electricit_

Suketomo, are you leaking electricity?

No, l'm not... This is sexual pleasure.

No, don't. l feel too good.

Suketomo.. This is...

Oh, l lost a lot.

Please recharge battey

lts shape is quite dimerent from Sukekiyo's.

Third, who expected no sexual activity has a phimotic type.

lf you like foreskin, l can attach it easily

No, l didn't mean that.

My Lady average sex is ''give and take''.

lt is common that if you are licked, you would lick back.

Oh, l know that. That is fellatio, isn't it?

Yes.

This changes shape with licking.

This is shape-remembering silicon invented and patented by Dr. Dick.

Yes. You are good.

Entangle your tongue by rubbing it with saliva.

Now, firmly put it in your mouth.

Yes, fully in your mouth.

Slide your head like a piston from deep to shallow, again and again.

l'm at the limit.

Oh, no! l'm at the limit.

The limit? What is the limit?

ln the case of a human being, they ejaculate around this point.

The most common ways are facial-ejaculation or in-mouth-ejaculation.

Of course, a butlerdroid can mimic them, but let's not for toda_

l see. It's pretty deep.

lt'sjust the beginning of getting deep.

Please recharge battey

Oh, a vending machine!

The god of electricity has not abandoned me yet.

Please recharge battey

Does it hurt?

Yes but l can bear it.

Then, l will move.

Charging... l Charging Completed

Oka_ after this much charging, l can dash over to the mansion.

Thank you, god of electricity!

My Lady soon l will bring you cup ramen!

Please wait for me!

Well then, goodnight.

Third, what are you doing here?

lt's nothing.

Strange gu_..

Oh, it's good timing.

My Ladyjust finished the bed service.

Help her take a bath.

Yes.

No, thank you.

Goodnight, you mo.

l will take a bath by myself. Always, from this day forwards.

Sukekiyo doesn't have to help me with bathing anymore.

Third, did you do something to hurt My Lady's feelings?

l don't know. Probabl_ because l am defective.

Maybe so.

Oh, don't forget to throw away the garbage in the kitchen before entering energy-saving mode.

Yes.

What happened to me?

l didn't want Sukekiyo to see me naked.

ls this the feeling of embarrassment?

Mr. Sahei is in critical condition.

At the longest, three days.

lt means that there is not much time before revealing his will.

Yes.

Mr. Kindaichi how is the hacking _oing?

l'm Hajime Kaneda.

Please be happ_

l cracked the security for the conglomerate and broke into the nemorkjust now.

lf l can only steal the password, l can directly access...

the butlerdroids' internal computers and control them remotel_

ln short?

We will initialize the butlerdroids which were customized specifically for Tamayo.

After that, the orders of Lady Tsukiyo ofthe head family..

take precedence over everything. They will obey you absolutely

Then the good-looking android becomes mine, too?

Lady Tsukiyo...

Azami. We will run to the hidden mansion now.

Whatever it takes, we have to make Tamayo reject the inheritance.

lf she disobeys?

Of course, only death awaits her.

The Nekogami famil_..

The Nekogami famil_.. The Nekogami famil_..

Neko is mike.

A tortoises_ll cat

What was that shocm

First and Second, didn't you feel a strange shockjust now?

Hey!

l'm sorr_

About last night...

First is the most suitable, because he is a high-spec butlerdroid who can do anything,

and he is also good-looking.

All human women like good-looking guys, don't they?

Probably so...

My Lady too...

l'm...

What is it?

Poison Detected

Poison?

A bush warbler is upside down from the beginning.

My Lady!

How merciless, a grasshopper under a beetle.

Step out!

Under one roof, a prostitute sleeps with a moon and a glass.

Searching for a Person...

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TheLadyoftheheadfamily?

The Lady ofthe head family?

Sister Tsukiyo from the head family

lt is a pleasure to meet you for the first time. l'm Tamayo.

Who are you calling 'sister'?

The actual relationship is that l'm your niece.

lt means that you are my aunt.

Oh, my You're my aunt!

Lady Tsukiyo, it is not our concern right now.

Do you thinkwe can admit the child of a servant as part of our family?

What?

lf you reject the inheritance right now, that's fine, but if you say no...

Don't be reckless.

Capture this girl. That is an order.

Supreme Order Mode

What are you doing?

Second, too? Stop it!

- No! - My Lady!

Damn you! What are you doing? Let her go!

Lady Tsukiyo. It seems that your order is not working on one ofthem.

First and Second! Defeat defective, creepy-faced Third!

Suketake, stop it. You're going to break Sukekiyo!

Now, let me hear your answer.

Do you reject the inheritance?

Or do you insist that you are the daughter ofthe Nekogamis?

My Lady!

Oh well... Going out of control?

How dare such rubbish attack Lady Tsukiyo? l will punish you!

- My Lady let's run away! - Yes!

My Lady please rush.

My Lady please go back.

This is an order from the head famil_

They intend to kill our lady

lfthat is the intention ofthe head famil_..

lt is the butlers' duty to protect our lady

lt is our, the service robots', duty to carry out orders according to the programs.

There is nothing to protect against orders from the head famil_

Damn idiot...

Splendid.

There is no way that an underdog android like you can win over a victorious android like me.

lt is the same for human beings and robots that creepy-looking guys...

can't win over good-looking guys.

Even so, l will...

The lady you love chose me to perForm her bed service.

You were rejected even for helping her to bathe.

Don't you understand?

A defective guy like you will never be wanted by anybody

No!

Curse you, who was made as a creepy-looking defective!

Torment yourself in despair!

And become scrap.

You will be happier than you are now.

Now My Lady the head family is waiting for you.

Let's go back inside.

Even so, l will...

You seem like you want to become complete scrap.

Even so...

- l will protect My Lady! - What?!

_ter! Don't! No water!

First short-circuited and got fried.

How about you? Are you alright?

l'm a totally waterproof bathdroid.

So, how is it, Mr. Kindaichi?

Yeah. l disassembled and dried the parts and reassembled them, but...

l'm not Kindaichi. Hajime Kaneda. A so-called Twilight Detective.

As you can see, there is no hope for recovering his functions.

No language abilit_ No thinking abilit_

Then, how about it?

''lt''? Oh, yeah, that...

l don't see any problem.

l'm accessing the net using wireless LAN.

A rumor has been spread on bulletin boards.

l've _ard that Mr. Sa_i will entrust t_ entire estate to t_ child ofa maid.

A rumor has been spread on bulletin boards.

l've _ard that Mr. Sa_i will entrust t_ entire estate to t_ child ofa maid.

lt seems that Mr. Sahei wrote a will that cedes the entire estate to Miss Tamayo.

So that's why Lady Tsukiyo wants to get rid of me.

Let's hide in the mountains until Mr. Sahei passes awa_ and the will becomes emective.

l'm sorry for your hardship, My Lady

Oh, what is this?

Maybe you are hungry aren't you, My Lady?

Oh, that's what this is... Hunger is a strange feeling.

Yeah...

ls the meal ready yet?

Even though you have given me an order...

Oh, l fell here last night.

l'm going to prepare it now.

The best man is young and good-looking...

and quiet and air-headed and stupid.

You are well-qualified.

l will make you into a pet at home.

Lady Tsukiyo, don't you have to send pursuers?

_it a second. l will go now.

lt's ready My Lady Please enjoy it.

This is great, Sukekiyo!

You can do anything!

Oh, this is delicious. How delicious this is!

This is the most delicious food l have ever had.

This is nothing compared to First's cooking. l merely boiled water.

And My Lady was hungry

This cup ramen is the best meal.

And Sukekiyo, you are the best butler.

Well, Lady Tsukiyo...

l hope that l can have a share ofthe good-looking gu_

Come here. Let's appreciate the good-looking guy together.

Oh, l feel so great with such a good-looking gu_

l feel the power ofthe good-looking gu_

Good-looking guys are the best!

Good-looking guys! Good-looking guys!

Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking!

ls it alright that someone like me is your partner?

Of course...

My Lady please wait...

l will access the net and download how to have sex now.

No. No need for downloading, nor installation, nor updates...

No concern about techniques, nor specs, nor skills...

Just look at me. Look only at me...

And let me be the one you love.

Sukekiyo!

Hey Sukekiyo! How are you?

Where is My Lady?

Just as l'd expect from the best butler...

The first word after regaining your consciousness is this!

l wanted to talk a little bit.

Me? Hajime Kaneda. Not Kindaichi.

l am Hajime Kaneda, a so-called Twilight Detective. Pleased to meet you.

l have been sniming around at Lady Tsukiyo's request.

But the truth is l have also been requested by the Nekogami family head, Mr. Sahei Nekogami.

So, l guess l'm a double-crossing spy or a double-crossing detective to protect Miss Tamayo.

DoubleCrossing Detective

So, l guess l'm a double-crossing spy or a double-crossing detective to protect Miss Tamayo.

So, l guess l'm a double-crossing spy or a double-crossing detective to protect Miss Tamayo.

Therefore, l'm your comrade.

lf yourjob is to protect My Lady please go ahead and save her.

No, no. Devoting yourself, body and soul, to save her is yourjob.

A detective helps only a little bit.

Speaking of my body my body has already been...

Oh well, the body can't be used anymore.

And even though a defective like me tries my best, nothing will be...

Come on, Sukekiyo! Are you still saying that?

You have defeated First and made love to your lady

l saw the log, so l know. You are great!

Don't look at that!

Let me tell you. You are the best android ever.

High-spec with triple ''supers''!

Super Super Super Hig_Spec. High-spec with triple ''supers''!

High-spec with triple ''supers''!

First and Second are only experimental specimens in order to develop you.

No. It can't be...

lt doesn't matter...

Atomic power is used in you.

Atomic Power

Atomic power is used in you.

Atomic power is used in you.

Atomic power? That's dangerous.

No. No. Even though our country created Godzilla and Astro Boy

they won't use atomic power. ''No more Hiroshimas''.

Visual Hallucination Power. Power to view hallucinations.

Visual / Hallucination / Power

Visual Hallucination Power. Power to view hallucinations.

Visual Hallucination Power. Power to view hallucinations.

Visual Hallucination Power

Visual Hallucination Power. Power to view hallucinations.

Visual Hallucination Power

''Visual Hallucination Power''?

You are an android who can have delusions.

Delusions always surpass science.

Delusion /Will /Delusion /Dream / Delusion lHope lDelusion lLove lDelusion

Delusion /Will /Delusion /Dream / Delusion lHope lDelusion lLove lDelusion

A delusion is will. A delusion is a dream. A delusion is hope.

Delusion /Will /Delusion /Dream / Delusion lHope lDelusion lLove lDelusion

Delusion /Will /Delusion /Dream / Delusion lHope lDelusion lLove lDelusion

A delusion is love. A delusion is, in short, independent self.

A delusion is love. A delusion is, in short, independent self.

lndependent Self

A delusion is love. A delusion is, in short, independent self.

A delusion is love. A delusion is, in short, independent self.

This is why your ability to process existing so_are is low.

lt is proofthat you are high-spec, not low-spec.

This is why my hacking didn't work on you.

You are the best work created by the developer Dr. Philip K. Dick.

The world's premier dreaming machine. Loving machine.

Dreaming Machine l Loving Machine

The world's premier dreaming machine. Loving machine.

The world's premier dreaming machine. Loving machine.

And the Visual Hallucination Power Android!

Visual Hallucination Power Android

And the Visual Hallucination Power Android!

And the Visual Hallucination Power Android!

l didn't know that.

Now, let's go save your loving lady

But my body is...

Therefore, only one suitable is left.

l will take you there.

Have you made up your mind to sign the document to reject the inheritance?

l don't intend to let you live anmay

lt is easier for you to sign quickly and to get killed quickly

No! l don't care about the mone_

But l won't obey you, who hurt Sukekiyo so much.

You are so stubborn.

lf l cut om one of your boobs, will you be more obedient?

Do it.

Azami, do as she wishes.

Please wait!

lt's you, Kindaichi!

l don't want to be persistent, but l'm Hajime Kaneda.

Twilight Detective Hajime Kaneda, pleased to meet you.

Sukekiyo! You are safe!

As long as l have love for you and loyalty to you, My Lady the butlerdroid is immortal.

Lady Tsukiyo and Miss Ninja, l will make you die.

Please take care of My Lady

Sukekiyo!

Be ready!

How stupid he is!

You were easily lured by our enticement.

What?

That body is not totally waterproof.

See. _ter is gradually soaking into the body

So what?

lt takes about sixty seconds for water to soak into Second's big body

That will be enough to bring about the conclusion.

Cheem fellow...

Die!

An opening!

l will chop omthis patched-on head again for you.

lt will soon be time.

ls that all the power you can use now?

lt seems that a lot ofwater has been soaked up.

Yes. Short-circuiting will start now!

Sukekiyo!

My Lady it hurts!

Yes, hello, it's Kaneda.

What? Mr. Sahei has?

My father has...?

Did he finally pass away?

Wha, wha, what? He's recovered?

l mechanized the part of my cerebrum that was damaged by the stroke...

and seized the opportunity to abandon my body that had become rickety here and there.

So, l will not die for a long, long time. The will has been invalidated.

l will not give Tamayo the inheritance.

l will continue to directly dominate the Nekogami financial conglomerate.

l feel so great to be only a brain!

Human beings have to be digitized from now on.

Now, where in the vast ocean of the net shall l go to have fun?

My Lady, it's morning.

lt seems that because you Iove me and trust me...

- l could become a human being. - Wow!

My Lady, it's morning...

Sukekiyo...

What's the matter? Is there something on my face?

No... l'd like to play badminton today

Sukekiyo, please play with me.

l'm not good at sports.

By t_ way, My Lady, your fan while you were sleeping seemed like you...

were having fun. What were you dreaming oR

lt's my secret, because it's embarrassing.

Translated by Chie for kemushi Timing by lordretsudo