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GALLARDO AND CALAVERA

Buddy!

Are you t ?

Yes, mam .

What you came back soon!

Yes, I'm going to leave.

Please, honey, Do not stain the living room.

Do not worry, mam .

Buddy!

Mam , I'm in a hurry.

Someday you will tell me what I've done to deserve this.

To deserve what, mam ?

That a son does not ask his mother how is he when he gets home?

What are you, mom?

Does not matter.

Mam , I feel you're not well.

I would have come to receive you, but I'm waiting for the oven.

I prepared some stuffed peppers.

So I can not move from here.

- It's only five. Where are you going? - I already told you, I'm going out.

- You're not going to dinner? - I'll have dinner something.

Where, what? It's better that you eat something here.

- I'm not hungry now. - Take some potato cakes, I just heated them up.

- Mam , I can not eat now. - Eat.

In the sink, I just gave wax to the floor.

I'll see what's around here.

This is enough, mam .

There is a little lamb left. Do you want a lamb?

Do not move from the sink, please.

And do not eat so much, It's going to make you feel bad.

- Mam , if I did not feel like it. - Sure, I see it.

Now I will not have anything what to give your father

But if you gave it to me!

It's useless, then I'll see you.

I have to go.

- It's fine. Do not come back late. - In agreement.

How it hurts!

I would give anything so that it would happen to me.

Harry, are you?

No, he's a pickpocket.

Entering the door main at five.

Dinner!

I see that you are in a good mood.

Do not start now.

If you are so happy it is that you had a good day.

Surely you already put the newspapers on the table.

They are clean, do not worry.

But it can be scratched.

Then you will not have appetite.

Very good, Harry. You're worried about something.

What is it? What's wrong with you?

What is it? What's wrong with me?

Your son!

Harry!

The neighbors.

So it's about Alan.

He has not been in the office for three days.

Three days And you know who is waiting for him? Mrs. Eckman, from Dallas.

She is one of our best clients. I've been three days making excuses, and knowing where that stupid is.

- Your son. - My son.

When you talk about Alan, he's my son, but if it's Buddy, it's yours.

Buddy is different. His head is on his shoulders.

You'll lose your appetite, Harry.

- I prepared some stuffed peppers. - I want something else before.

Where is Buddy? Today left very soon.

I think he had an appointment. Stop chopping and close at once or the cold will escape.

What matters! There's no food anyway.

This is not a refrigerator. It is a simple metal box.

Yes, it's a simple metal box.

- Where was Buddy going tonight? - He did not tell me.

- I'll feel good when I get married with a good girl - Do not hurry him.

I think that's why Alan has not married yet.

If Alan has not married, it's been for you.

You have been too soft with him.

Yes, very good. Blame me I'm responsible for Alan living like that.

- Please, Sophie. - It's my fault it's a bootleg.

Nobody's fault.

He has not been in the office for three days. I do not know what to do anymore.

Harry

Eat.

Eat.

Nice solution

They need you at the United Nations.

Oh, Harry.

Four hours and ten minutes. It is not bad driving with one hand, right?

The next time without hands.

Next time

Wow!

- I made you a race to the elevator. - In agreement.

Gan !

I already saw it.

We go directly to my apartment.

- Did not you say you're cold? - Yes, and I have it.

Come on, I'll make your blood boil in a moment.

Do not you look if you have a message?

- You did not mark my floor. - I prefer to mark you.

Oh, Alan! It has been a very long trip.

I do not want to be separated. We will have a drink to toast for a good weekend.

We arrived.

- But Alan ... - Oh, come on.

Alan ...

Since I was little he has always given me afraid to enter alone on a dark floor.

Really?

- Do you think I'd lie to you in something like that? - Yes.

You're right, let's go.

What a wonder!

The more I look at this apartment I look more beautiful.

I think it's very common.

But it's like me. React to beautiful women.

Every time I see you, it's more beautiful.

- You believe? - Of course.

Did not you see those men?

They looked at you as if they wanted to eat you.

You were right. My blood is starting to boil.

Ok, now I'm going to make some drinks.

Alan.

Thanks for the weekend. I had a great time.

Yes, it was good.

Even if he did not show up.

- Even if no one showed up? - Your friend, the Paramount.

Oh, Macintosh! The dolphins are like that.

He told you when he thinks back to New York?

What do you mean?

To that Hollywood telegram.

Did not I tell you? Comes next week. Yes. Next week.

Early. On Monday or Tuesday, I think.

Now that I think about it, that's funny.

What is funny?

That I want us to stay in a hotel.

It was not a hotel. It was a mountain refuge.

S ?

It was not bad at all. Never He had been in New Hampshire.

It was Vermont.

Oh

I'm terrible for names.

But I do not understand why a major producer He wants to travel so many kilometers to get to know me.

Yes ... well ...

... I think I already explained it to you.

I will make a movie about the winter carnival.

I would like to meet you there to see how you photographed in the snow.

It's logical. Do not you think?

Peggy, do not you think?

Oh sure.

Clear!

Alan, we have to go back there another weekend to have fun.

I think so. We're going to have a great time. Let's drink for it.

He may even learn to ski.

I would not be surprised at all.

It was a pity we could not go out of the hotel.

Yes, the truth is that we did not have luck with time.

- You say it because of the snow. - Yes. There was too much snow.

Do you know something?

You are the most handsome San Bernardo I've seen in my life.

Alan.

The phone.

You must answer. It can be important.

Alan, it can be something important.

It's fine, you'll answer.

Say?

Yes, ten minutes ago.

Who? Sign me with him.

Hello Buddy. What do you tell?

What do you want to go up here?

Yes, okay. You know what apartment it is. Goes up.

- He's my brother. - I'm leaving then. I will go through the service door.

Do not be in such a hurry. We are on the twentieth floor. - It will take more than a minute to get here.

Do not worry. Anyway, I wanted go down to take a shower.

I also want to shower.

Do you think he'll stay here?

If you tell me that, it will make her go.

Well, why do not you go down In twenty minutes?

- Why do not you raise t in nineteen? - In agreement.

- Adi s. - Adi s.

Come in, it's open.

Alan, are you busy?

No. I'm in the bedroom. Come.

Are you coming or not?

Yes, I'm coming.

I'm taking a look.

Cray! This apartment It is an authentic wonder.

- Hello boy. - Hello Alan.

I just arrived from my trip. Do you mind if I took a shower?

I'm not visiting.

Oh, no?

What do you bring there?

Pajamas, toothbrush and things.

- Do not bother. - Do not.

Did you go?

For always?

I bring eight pairs of socks. It is definitive for me.

I dont believe it.

So my little brother was emancipated?

Yes. We had talked about it many times, no?

Yes. But you always said you were not prepared. Why did not you tell me?

- When? You have not gone to the office since Thursday. - It is true.

Come on, come and qu tate that.

The old man said something about my escape?

Not at the office, but at home It does more than slam doors.

Yesterday, the candlestick was loaded what's in the hall.

Where have you been?

- In Vermont. - Skiing?

Yes, among other things.

- I do not know how you do it, Alan. - What?

I arrived a minute late to work and pap keeps my pay.

And it gives me less to eat at home.

Because he expects many things from you. From me expect nothing. And what do you get? Nothing.

Hey, Alan.

- Do you know what he did the other night? - What?

He came home about four in the morning. And what will you say he did?

When going through the door of your bedroom He started singing like a rooster.

- He made ... cocoricooo. - Yes, cocoricooo.

I wanted to answer him cackling, Do you know? But I did not dare to do it.

I'll tell you one thing

- He's fantastic, he's a great man. - Yes, it's fantastic.

Anyway, I liked it leave home already.

I wrote a letter explaining everything.

I will receive it tomorrow.

And here I am.

I know you should ... cocoricoo.

I'm proud of you, Buddy.

Thanks, Alan.

Hey.

- You use this. - Yes.

Me too.

And he says we do not look alike.

He does not know anything.

S it's pretty!

What is it, Alan?

Of angorina. Yours is

- Seriously? - Yes. Enjoy it with health.

Thank you.

Hey, Alan. It sure does not bother you that I stay here?

Of course not.

But we must organize.

It is that you will see. A girl is coming In a few minutes.

A girl?

Why did not you tell me?

Hey, if you want me to go, you can tell me I can go to a cinema.

Yes.

If you are going to stay with me You will not miss the movie.

- But first let's drink for your emancipation. - Yes.

Alan.

Do you think I did well to leave? Thinking of daddy, I mean.

Do not worry.

What do you want to drink?

- Bourbon, Whiskey, Vodka? - Whiskey

Do you take it alone?

- With GingerAle. - And a little bit of GingerAle.

They must know you in all the bars of the city.

Stop worrying.

You did not abandon him completely either. You keep working for him, do not you?

I'll have problems with that, too.

I think I'm going to leave the business.

You do not walk around with little girls, when you leave, you leave.

Well, I do not care anymore, Alan.

Look what is happening in the world.

New countries are born, they send a man to the moon ...

It is absurd to dedicate yourself to making fruit.

It is a business like any other.

Yes, but you see it because You are out. I'm in.

Seeing apples and grapes petrified and stiff.

They never rot nor yellow.

Nor do they age. It's the fruit version from the portrait of Dorian Gray.

The fruit version of ... that's fine

Come on, try it.

For the Baker brothers.

Do you like it?

- Is different. - Logical I invented it.

Well, it must be Peggy.

- So... - No no. Quiet.

When you see it, you will be happy of having come to the city.

My third wish, genius ...

... is that when I open this door ...

... see the most beautiful girl that there is in the whole city.

Pap !

What a pleasant surprise!

How are you? What are you like, daddy?

How am I? I'll tell you How am I?

I changed the decoration. It's beautiful, is not it?

Beautiful, very beautiful. I imagine that you have a good job

Well, almost everything I use in representation expenses.

I think you will understand that I should receive to customers in a site that is good.

- Clients are received in an office, a table ... - No, today no longer.

Today it is sold differently, It is not like your time.

I know you do not care. We have already talked of this subject thousands of times.

Now that I see you, I was thinking of calling you today, you know?

Fortunately, the telephone company It does not depend on you.

Not seriously. I wanted to give you an explanation.

There is nothing to explain anymore.

Of course I do. I wanted to explain why I have not appeared in the last two days.

I get it. You work two days a week and you need five to rest. It is normal.

I'm not going to lie to you, daddy. I went skiing to Vermont.

I was thinking of going home on Sunday.

But I twisted my bad ankle and could not drive. I thought he was fractured.

I will send you a book so that you entertain.

Pap . Go to the office morning in the morning.

Good news.

You know the address, do not you?

Yes, daddy. I know the address. - I always said you were very smart.

- All right. I'll see you tomorrow. - In agreement.

Oh by the way. What is it going the Neiman Marcus account?

- The account of Neiman Marcus? - Yes, our best client ...

Ah, Neiman Marcus. Everything is going well, very good.

- The name of the buyers ... - Eckman. It will arrive next Friday.

Next Friday?

Yes.

That's why I called from the Waldorf Astoria last Friday.

- Do not. - And today too.

Maybe you want to place an order?

Yes, that's it. Exact.

- He did it to us? - Yes, that's right.

- How much? - Guess.

I do not know, I would not know how to say it.

Do not guess what we're going to be received Eckman.

Nothing?

Bingo! You guessed it.

Cretino!

Please, daddy. Let me explain it to you.

- You spent a good weekend, s ? - I really thought it would come next Friday.

He has been waiting for three days at the hotel and you're playing in the snow.

Rest a bit.

Be still at once. I'm tired.

Tomorrow in the morning I will call you first thing I will explain it to you.

We are good friends. I promise that we will not lose that client.

It would not be the first we lost.

I'm wrong?

- You could go skiing through the list of cancellations. - The ski has nothing to do with it.

Oh I'm sorry. I forgot. I have not spoken of golf, sailing, sleeping and drinking.

Women ... if I dedicated myself to those businesses I would like to have ten men like you.

- You're talking to me like I never worked. - Do you work? Secure?

You take the official vacation, Jewish holidays and Catholic holidays too.

Last year you left in all the saints.

Pap , recognize him.

You do not want me to work with you.

Have you ever asked me What do I think of the business?

Never. Not one time.

I admit that I'm not a genius, but I have some ideas.

- Do you want me to tell you? - And what does a wax fruit skier know?

We're. You have more respect to the night watchman that to me.

At least he's where he is at night.

You will never know where I am at night because that's my business.

It's fine, do what you want.

Live like a vagabond.

- Why does he say that? - Are you married?

- Do not. - You're a vagabond.

Why are you in such a hurry? in which I marry? I'm getting married.

I've been hearing you for years.

At 26, at 30, at 36 you were single. And you're still single. You are a pariah.

My stomach starts to roar.

Why do we have to get married before 36?

Tell me, will you?

Why do we have to get married before 36?

Pap .

You are not listening to me.

Pap !

Sorry.

But I would like to know.

Why does our relationship depend on my getting married? Why do not you want me as I am?

Do you think I do not love you?

Sometimes I have my doubts. You behave in such an odd way.

I can not explain it to you, Alan.

I know it's not easy, daddy. Neither is it for me.

But I'm not a pariah.

I just want to have a little fun.

I believe that I am a healthy man and normal like any American.

American, yes ...

Healthy...

...I'm not sure.

And if you're normal ...

I am an Eskimo.

Wait a minute, dad. I can explain everything.

But if it was only a shoe!

Thank God I'm counting on your brother. Luckily I will never be like you.

Maybe you get a surprise.

There is more to talk about. I'll see you in the office tomorrow at ten?

Very well.

- First go to solve it of the order with Mrs. Eckman. - Quiet.

- You'll have to get up early enough. - Do not worry. I'll go to sleep right now.

Hi.

I'm sorry to be late.

You are not late. You do not even arrive soon.

You have wrong apartment. I'll explain it to you tomorrow.

It's funny about that girl. He must have insomnia or something like that.

He spends all the nights wandering down the hall, calling the ...

If some day your brother it becomes like t ...

I promise you I will not bear it and commit suicide

Well, maybe You have already received my letter.

Well, it's what he lacks.

Hotel Waldorf?

With Mrs. Eckman. 404

- What's wrong with Peggy? Will it go back up? - No. I told him I would see her tomorrow.

They do not answer? I'm Alan Baker again.

Yes, thank you.

Say? Who is it?

Is it the Eckman?

Connie ... Hi, charm.

And I did not find a match for the end of year dance.

When did you arrive? I did not wait for you until tomorrow.

You do not know what can stop you for having such a sexy voice?

Of course I do. Seriously?

Three minutes?

Well, better two.

After all, I am human.

Who was it?

My dear little brother, it was a girl.

And it's coming here right now.

To here? Did not you say you were going to bed?

Not when it comes to that kitty. She is different.

In other words, what do you mean by this? Alan ...

Who did you mean? I just said it's different.

The truth is that things would change A lot at home if you were married.

Mam has been trying to organize it wedding three years ago.

I? Case me? With all this? Is it that you have gone crazy, little brother?

I'm going for my jacket.

My third wish, oh, genius ...

Bah, who has time?

Eckman!

You mean ... Eckman, honey.

No, charm?

Yes, yes. Clear.

Eckman, honey.

I've been waiting for you since Friday at noon. Where were you?

Casanova.

It gives me some shame to tell you. I was in Dallas.

No, really, honey. I swear.

I know it was our weekend, but I did not think you were coming, so ...

... I took an airplane and went to Dallas.

I was at the Hilton in Dallas for three whole days.

Only in the room with the samples of our purple plums.

- Are you sure you do not lie? - How do you think I was going to lie to you in something like that?

Do you know I can find out if I call the Hilton?

- Hey, I'd like to invite you to a drink, but ... - But you're not alone.

Exact. I am not alone. My brother is here.

- Your brother? - Yes, it's here.

Do not make me laugh.

It is true. Hey, Buddy, come here. Come on let's go.

I'm leaving, hello, Connie.

- Connie? - Cari o, it's a nickname.

Do not be so familiar with people you do not know. Come on, say hello to Mrs. Eckman.

- Mrs. Eckman the buyer? - Yes, my brother.

I'm sorry, charm.

Do not worry. Now go to your house. Sleep like a baby and everything will be fine.

Tomorrow night I want you to be absolutely breathtaking

- But I have to go back to Dallas tomorrow. - With everything we have to talk about?

Really, charm.

Tomorrow we will be together all night. I am wishing You see those purple plums, you'll like them.

- Insurance. Adi s, charm. - Adi s.

Hi pretty.

- I think he heard a goodbye. I'm going or I'm leaving? - You arrive.

I will not miss any film.

I missed you so much.

Now you will have the chance to prove it to me.

Well, it will only be a moment.

I have just arrived.

I have not been to the house yet.

Thank you.

I also missed you, my life.

Please, do not take advantage of it.

There are enough drawbacks already.

What are you, Connie?

For example, being by your side.

- Do not say nonsense. Come on, let go of that. - He will not.

All right...

It's not fair.

T and me, against me. It's not fair.

A kiss more.

And if it leaves you cold, I give up.

- But if it drives you crazy, we'll play my rules. - Oh, Alan, no.

- Come on, what do you say? - Alan, I told you no.

I will put my hands on my back, I will give you five points of advantage and you can only use the lower lip.

Now no Please. I have no strength to start such an interesting fight.

I ... I just came to tell you that he came back ...

... and something else too.

- Must have been a very hard tour, s ? - Dur sima.

Already last.

The last one?

Well, that's what I wanted to tell you.

Alan ...

... I'm going to leave it. Not only the show The profession.

What do you say?

- Everything was going well. Why do you leave a promising career? - Promoter?

If you always tell me what a fatal song.

I did not say that. I said you did not have a good voice.

That's very different, you know?

- You believe? - Yes.

You look good, personality ...

That is what is needed in the world of music.

Until the players of hockey record songs.

I would follow it if I liked it, but The truth is that I do not care about anything.

It all started when I met you.

A m ?

I can not stand being A long time away from you.

And well? Good, What will you do?

I already managed.

I can be a model, or work of secretary or being a housewife.

Housewife?

Housewife.

And with an inner girl.

I do not understand you, Connie.

It was a joke.

You did not understand it

Of course I understood it.

As if we had never spoken before, and in this same sofa.

- Or were they just electoral promises? - And what does it matter? I did not win the elections.

Sorry.

Then maybe...

... is overwhelming you too much.

You must be very tired after of such a long trip.

Yes, I am very tired

- Will I see you tomorrow? - If you want...

I do.

A farewell kiss? You want it here or in the elevator?

Why do not we start it here and we finish it in the elevator?

Alan, do you know what I was thinking?

If I live here with you, I will never have more what to eat on the sink.

You will let me sit on a chair and eat at the table like normal people, right?

Easy, boy. Not so fast or you will have stiffness.

It's crazy. By the way, How do you allow this floor?

What do you mean?

I heard you tell dad that part is for expenses of representation but the rest costs a fortune.

- Well, it's a very peculiar situation. - Yes.

I'll tell you later.

Okay, but how much corresponds to me?

I want to pay my share if I'm going to live here.

- We'll talk about it at the beginning of the month, Okay?

We will share everything at fifty percent.

Gas, electricity, telephone. Do you think?

Go birthday.

What birthday?

It was last week.

Good God, I forgot! You turned 21, did not you?

Happy birthday, Buddy.

Thanks, Alan.

I did not even buy you a gift.

Do not worry about it.

Goodnight.

Good evening, Alan.

Mam , mam .

Mam .

I can not go home.

All right. I'll think about it, but please, do not break the letter.

I already told you I'll think about it.

I know

Mam , then I'll call you. Then.

Yes, I promise. In agreement.

Okay, mam .

Listen out. Please, do not break the letter.

It's fine, mam . It's fine. Adi s.

Is it wrong?

It is awful.

Yesterday, Dad arrived home in a dog mood.

Mam spent the whole night closing the windows.

- So you still have not read the letter? - No. He went to the office before he arrived.

She is afraid to read it and start to destroy all the furniture.

Well, what do you want to do?

I do not know.

Maybe ... I should go back.

- Return? Why? - Mam is furious.

What can I do? I do not know.

To mature.

Yes.

Get out of the shell. You are 21 years old.

T you think you should forget about the matter?

You have earned your freedom.

You have to start seeing the world.

You have to enjoy of the real fruits of life.

Maybe you're right.

- Then you stay? - Why not?

That's what I like, brother.

And the first thing we're going to do is retire that redneck clothes.

I'm going to change you from head to toe.

Let's go.

I never had a Martini, Do you know?

It was already time.

Let's drink for it.

- Thanks, Alan. - And I assure you, it's a pleasure.

A great pleasure.

- Other Martini? - Of course.

You will need a few. I have tonight double date, with Eckman and with Connie.

Triple appointment. You forget about Peggy.

Yes, I forgot about Peggy.

You should have one of those maps with thumbtacks to know where each one is.

- I have an idea. What are you going to do tonight? - Why?

- I have to get rid of Peggy. - I?

Try that there is little light and you will not find out until it's going down in the elevator.

- You're crazy. - I swear. That's how I met her.

He made a mistake and knocked on my door.

To Peggy, I must seem like a baby, do not you think?

Do you want to listen to me? It will go crazy with you.

No, what's going on? Do not.

I can not, Alan. Do not.

I also have other plans for tonight.

Other? What are those plans?

Televisions a meeting of the UN Council. I want to see him.

Of the UN?

If I made this offer to the Council Security would cancel that meeting.

I do not know if you care what happens in the world, but more ... I want to see it "telavisi n".

What do you want to see what?

"Telavisi n".

Say it again. I did not hear you well.

"Telavisi n".

"Te-la-visi n".

- I would not see anything I did not know how to pronounce. - Oh, it's fine. Pron ncialo t .

"Telavisi n".

- Will you take care of Peggy? - All right, all right.

But with the condition that he wants to see the "telavisi n" with me, if not, no.

It does not matter what you said before. The answer is no. Peggy's Pass

I do not get it. What is the matter with you? Are you scared or what?

- Good... - It scares you.

- No, it does not scare me. - It's fine.

I wanted to make you a gift of birthday and I found something you do not have.

I do not want another birthday present. I am very happy with what I already have.

Do me a favor. I can not go out with three girls both. If you can not do it for me, do it for you.

- No, I do not want to do it for me. - So I like it.

With the 10, please.

I'm going to organize such a perfect plan You will be grateful to me all my life.

Yes.

Peg? Hello, honey.

How are you? Listen out...

I have good and bad news. First the bad. I can not see you tonight.

I have an important business meeting.

Ready for the good news? It's here ...

- Macintosh - Who?

Paul Macintosh The producer of the Paramount.

Yes, it arrived this morning. Tonight I'll sleep in my apartment.

He wants to meet you

I'm sorry, Alan. I...

Do not thank me, sweetheart.

No, I do him the favor.

Yes. In ten minutes?

Very well. Adi s.

All right. The ball is already in play. You just have to win the game.

Did you go crazy? I a producer?

- Do you prefer to be a director? If you want, I'll call her. - No, do not call her.

- Hey, and you do not know how that Mackiland is? - Macintosh

- Do not you know Macintosh in person? - No, it's an invention of mine.

- What if he calls Paramount and? - Does not know or mark a number.

He has been testing all his life.

- He loves to be discovered. - And what should I do? Convert it to a star?

- No, give him a piece of paper in the movie. - In what movie?

And what do I know? Invite her.

You are my little brother. You will end up learning. You will see it.

- But Alan ... - Today will be the most beautiful night of your life, little brother.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

I could have given a tie as everyone.

Yes, I'm coming. Just a moment.

Mam !

- Oh, honey. I'm glad you're here. - Mam , are you okay?

Give me a glass of water. I almost fainted in the subway.

- Mam , why did you come? - I'm a little dizzy. I thought it was not coming.

Where did you come from? I told you I'd call you. What do you want?

- Give me a glass of water, son. - But...

I hope you understand, but I stayed with someone tonight.

My feet, these shoes kill me.

Hey, it's that I stayed with one person, and ...

- Taking. - Thank you son.

- Are you better? - You know I'm never fine.

- What of dust! How is everything? - Do not worry, mam .

In agreement. I'm sure he has not come Nobody to clean up for a year.

Mam , do you want to listen to me?

- A girl is coming in a moment. - To clean?

No. To clean, no.

- She's a friend of mine. - Is it from our neighborhood?

Not exactly, you do not know her.

She is a friend of the University. We are writing a book together.

Buddy, what I want it's talking about your father.

Now we can not talk because it is about to arrive.

You told me not to break the letter.

- Yes, and I hope you have not broken it. - Of course not, but when I get home I'll read it ...

... and is able to come here and kill you.

- Yes, but now I should not worry about that. - And I'll blame it all on me.

I will say as always that I have been very soft with you.

While my sister Gussie has two grandchildren, I only have one pariah and one letter. I know him

What do you think if I go back home tomorrow? at night and talk about everything with dad?

- Okay? - Yes, good. Yes.

- Will you go to dinner? - Oh, yes. I promise you. Quiet.

What do you want me to do to you?

- Dinner, what do you want? - I do not care, what you prefer.

Adi s.

- Prepare something you like now what are you going to come back to - Very well. Make Roast Beef.

- Roast Beef? Very well. I'll make a good Roast Beef. - In agreement.

- But we took Roast Beef on Monday. - We will repeat then.

S ? As you like.

Maybe it will be better to make turkey. A very beautiful turkey.

- Great, then make a good turkey, goodbye. - Yes, that's it.

- No, it does not compensate a turkey for three people. - For whatever you want, do anything.

Turkey, Roast Beef, I do not care. I will go anyway.

- Return home by taxi and rest. Do not worry. - Yes, yes.

- What's a taxi? And where do I find a taxi? - Good...

- I'll find it for you. Do not move from here. - Well, do not run.

And with whom do I speak?

Oh, my feet. These shoes kill me.

Say

Who?

No, it is not.

On behalf of who, please?

Eckman?

Mrs. Eckman?

No no. I'm Alan's mother.

What?

Why do not you think that I am your mother?

No. I'm pretty sure it's not there.

A message?

Wait, I'm looking for a pencil.

Say

Sra. Eckman? Yes, excuse me. I could not find a pencil.

Speak slowly so you can write it down as soon as it's over.

It is of the utmost importance.

I just knew that my husband I arrived from Dallas tonight.

From Dallas.

- That's. I left the Waldorf hotel. - Mrs.

I'm at the Hampshire House.

I'll wait for you here.

Did he understand?

Yes. It's very important. He just found out that her husband arrived from Dallas tonight ...

... and you left the Waldorf Hotel and He's at the Hampshire House and he's waiting for you there.

Yes, yes. Clear.

I understood.

No no. I can not repeat it.

Try not to forget it. Do not keep talking. I'm going to write it down right now. Adi s.

Go message It is a book rather than a message.

Where will there be a pencil?

How is it possible that there is no pencil?

Suddenly I have become an answering machine.

Say

Who?

No. I left. I'm Alan's mother.

And why would he lie to you?

On behalf of who, please?

Eckman? Sr. Eckman?

Eckman That name sounds like something to me.

Sire, tell your dear son ...

... that a little bird in Dallas I have absolutely everything.

I do not know if I will have the pleasure of meeting you on this trip since It is evident that I arrived at the Hotel Waldorf too late.

But tell him from me, that when I see him, I'm going to break his face.

I remember that his name rings. Your wife!

Yes, I just spoke with her a minute ago.

When he mentioned the Waldorf Hotel I remembered everything.

What?

What did I hurry to tell you?

Hey, I'm not a secretary.

I am a mother

And I do not have a pencil.

It's fine. I know only that he left from the Hotel Waldorf I do not know what place ...

and now he's signing up for another ...

It's a name similar to ... Hussel.

The Hampshire House?

Yes, that's it. The Hampshire House.

Very well, it does not matter. Now I must hang up. Adi s.

Businessman, university ... and he does not have a pencil.

Very good, and now who will it be?

S ?

Who?

Who do you want to talk to?

No, it came out. I'm Alan's mother.

Hey, let's not start again.

Who is it?

Connie what?

Another message Go Look...

Look, senorita, you sure can write it down, but I do not have with what.

That is, yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes, you're welcome. Adi s.

Adi s, good luck, go home. Who knows what he said?

Who will send me so many calls?

What heaviness. They are going to end my life.

I would not answer though It will hang down alone.

What dizziness I have!

S ?

What's up?

Who is it?

Alan what? Alan!

I am your mother.

If someone called? All the world.

Mrs. Eckman?

- Yes. He's at the Hampshire House waiting for you. - Well mam , come on.

Now I have to go. Yes, honey. Who? More errands?

I do not remember. And thank goodness he was here, otherwise, you would not have any.

Hurry up, mam . The taxi is down waiting.

- I hope I do not faint in the taxi. - Easy, mom. Adi s.

Before I did not want to be with Peggy, but now ...

... less yet.

I'll leave you a note.

Dear Peggy.

More bad news.

Paul Macintosh ...

has died.

I love you Alan.

Hi. I'm Peggy Down.

- Hello. - I do not want to interrupt you. Are you upset?

- Not at all. - All right.

Alan said he wanted to see me.

I'm sorry to present myself dressed like this ...

... but I had a very hectic day.

Yes, of course. I understand.

But to me, I think it's ...

...very pretty. - Oh thanks.

Said by you is important.

It's a pity that I could not go to the shelter.

To what refuge?

A New Hampshire?

Or was it in Vermont? I'm terrible for names.

I think I forgot yours.

It's Macintosh.

- Fred Macintosh. - No, yes, Fred Macintosh, that's me.

- Do not you want to sit down? - Thank you.

I understand that it ends to arrive from Hollywood.

Exactly. Yes, that's it.

- Do you want to have a drink? - Oh!

I would need a transfusion.

- I do not mind recognizing that I'm very nervous. - Are you nervous?

And why is it?

Well, I do not know. Meet an important producer of cinema in these circumstances ...

- Oh, I understand. - Ah, s ?

- The same thing happened to me. - Seriously?

- What do you want to drink? - What are you taking?

Whiskey with GingerAle.

HisWhisky with GingerAle? Is it the last cry on the coast?

- Yes - It is a charm.

S ?

I think so. It is a love It is adorable.

Hi.

- Mr. - Is Mrs. Eckman here?

- Mrs. Eckman. - Yes, he just signed up. 1016 A.

- Is Mrs. Eckman here? - manEckman?

Yes. 1016 A.

1016 A.

This is for you.

Did it scare you? Forgives. Do not you have fear of Waldo. It's harmless.

You have to be afraid of me. Come here, beautiful.

Cari o, do you know something? Today they gave me the contact lenses.

Yes, today. Look, I'm wearing them.

Do not you see them? It is incredible how effective What are they. You will see what I do.

You see? I open my eyes like that and it falls ...

... right in the hand.

The doctor says that it is enough that Open your eyes a lot so that they fall.

They are supposed to fall on the hand.

They do not fall!

Well, of course not. And you know why? Because I do not take them.

He left them in the eye doctor's office. Helen, Is not it the best thing you've heard?

You're Helen Lovequist, are not you?

Holy God, what a horrible mistake!

This is not ...

... Helen's room.

How are you, sir?

You must be the father of the young woman.

My name is Jefferson Spencer. I'm so sorry.

I apologize to the lady. Disclipe me, ma'am.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Baker.

Oh thanks...

Down, please.

I could have made dinner in the apartment.

- How would I know you were dealing with women like that? - Come on, Connie.

I already explained it to you. I hit against the door of a taxi.

Last night I did not understand that you would start in which I continued with my career.

Suddenly I see everything clear.

What do you see clearly?

You do not care about my career. You worry about yours.

- My career? - As a lover.

Who were you with, Alan?

Was she pretty?

Cari o, you know I'm crazy about you. Why are you doing this to me?

- What's that? - Pur of potatoes and peas. The fillet of the fillet.

- The steak is for the punch. What do I do with that? - You can put it in your ear, it comes all together.

Do not get mad at me, Connie.

Alan, I'm not mad.

I'm serious.

Ours is serious. Do you understand me, honey?

Yes, of course I understand you.

I do not know why it was strange, I thought you felt the same. These last months have been ...

They have been wonderful, have not they?

That's why I do not want us to finish.

What?

Alan ...

... it may surprise you, but for many people A serious relationship is a beginning, not an end.

- Connie, wait a minute. Just a moment - Do not.

- It's not good for either of you. Let's discuss it. - Do not.

- Do not. - Listen out. I have an idea.

I have never been in a knitted car. Why do not we go to Central Park?

We take a horse carriage. We give a walk and we chatted. Do not you feel like it?

Very well.

Two days ago I do not eat. Please cheme a hand. Give me something.

Why did not I tell him the truth? Why did he lie to you?

Why did not I tell him what he wanted?

Do you know something, Mr. Macintosh?

Surely they have told you many times.

He is too young to be a producer.

Ah, yes?

I would say that it is not more than 29 years old, But that's beside the point.

- Yes, that's not the case. - Well, let's talk about business.

- What? - I guess I want to know what I did.

- No, not necessarily. - I will be very sincere with you.

I have never acted in a movie.

- Really? - But I'm not totally inexperienced.

Yes, I know. Alan told me.

Last summer I was on the coast. I made a movie for television.

- Really? - Made a corpse.

They took me dead from a river.

- I think I saw it. - Are you sure?

- Yes, it was very good. - Oh thanks.

- That's funny. It is incredible. What a coincidence! - I think so.

And one year later we are here. What fun is life, is not it?

Yes, it's true.

Well, do you want me to do something to you?

What?

I do not know, read a scene or represent a character ...

... or maybe it's enough with us to chat

Ample.

In fact I am somewhat tired.

- Sure, from the trip. - Yes, from the trip.

Do you want me to give you a muscle massage?

Come on, close your eyes and relax.

- No no thanks. - I'm very good at it, relax.

Forget the world of cinema completely.

- I feel it. He is still thinking about the study. - Oh, no, what's up!

I have no consideration. Make him talk business nothing else to arrive.

- It's logical that he's so tense. - Yes.

But do not worry. Yes, how relieve him of all that tension.

Ah, yes?

- How? - With television.

He's more relaxed, is not he?

Do you know something, Mr. Macintosh?

He should come out in his movies.

It is a very interesting program.

Is very...

...very handsome.

- He's going to lose everything. - Oh.

He's very tense, Mr. Macintosh.

I should relax. It is adorable. It's a heaven, Mr. Macintosh.

Alan.

Tell me something. And without jokes, because it is important.

Why do you go out with other girls?

You know very well, Connie.

Well, tell me again.

It's because I'm human.

And also because I have Seeing you for six months

And I had to give up things and do sacrifices that go against my nature.

- You mean? - You know very well what I mean.

It's fine, Alan. Tell me the truth.

Or did you think "I'm going to marry this girl"?

Or maybe "I'm going to have an affair with her"?

I'm just asking you to tell me what you decided

If you discard the marriage, tell me and we will continue with the adventure.

But if you are in love with me ...

... as I am of you ...

... you'll have to tell me ...

... and be by my side the rest of your life.

All right. What do you say, Alan?

Let's go once to the altar ...

... or did we go up to the apartment?

It's the most sordid I've heard in my life.

- What shall I say? - Well, Alan. Say what you are thinking.

I can not do this.

If I say I want you, I am yours. If I say I love you, you are mine.

- It is very simple. - I'm not in the game. It is more dangerous than Russian roulette.

Coach, stop.

It's just about being honest with one another. But you are not. You are not even with you

Connie, wait a moment, please. I want to talk to you. Connie!

- Taxi! - One second, wait a moment.

Why do you put yourself like that?

- You need time to think. - I do not need it.

- You already made a decision? - That's right.

All right.

- Will you share with me? - I promise.

In agreement. Very well. So let's go to my apartment

It's the most sordid I've heard in my life.

- Where are you going? - To my house.

If we are going to do business in your apartment, I'll go find the rest of the merchandise. Start!

Mr. Macintosh.

Can I tell you something?

I'm glad that your friend Alan I was not free tonight.

Ah, yes?

Relax, I'm coming.

I'm going.

It's okay, call yourself.

I already take it.

S ?

Pap ?

Pap , where are you? Down?

No no. Do not go up.

No, no one. Alan is not there.

What?

What do you think about me? Hears...

Pap ?

Pap ?

Pap .

Pap , oh, my God.

- Does something happen? - What?

Oh no. It is someone whom I do not want to see

- A writer. - A writer? I thought he was his father.

Oh no. The thing about pap is a nickname. We call him pap ...

... like Hemingway we say daddy, do you understand?

Ernest, daddy. Ernest, daddy.

The fact is that he wants to go up a moment to talk to me about some changes in the script.

I understand, then go down to my apartment.

- Good idea. Do not you care? - Of course not!

Oh no. Not there. Not there.

I just do not want him to find out that I'm doing more tests for that role.

See, he had already thought of another actress.

I thank you very much Mr. Macintosh. Thank you for all. Go down the service staircase.

- Adi s. - Adi s.

Hi. What is there, daddy?

Are you okay, daddy?

Does something happen?

Actually, I did not expect you tonight.

I thought anger home and talk of some things with you tomorrow.

I even told mom that I would go to dinner.

You will not be angry. True?

Am I angry?

- Why would he be angry? - By the letter.

What letter?

This letter.

- The letter that I wrote to you. - Oh no.

You did not write this letter. Someone I wrote it, but you did not. I know you ...

... and I do not know this person about anything.

Pap is better to wait tomorrow to talk about this. You'll be calm and we'll talk better.

What do we have to talk about? It's signed, sealed and delivered. Your declaration of independence.

Pap , I think you are very upset to discuss it with some logic.

Listen, I expected it. Living next of your brother was normal to happen.

Well, the result of all this is ...

... my sister Gussie has two beautiful grandchildren.

And I have an outcast and a letter.

Pap , it has not been something sudden.

I tried to explain many times what I felt ...

... but you did not pay any attention to me. - It's fine.

I would like to hear from your lips why? A single boy can not live with his parents.

- A boy! - Quietly.

- Pap , I'm 21 years old. - You're 21 years old.

You say it as if it were not true. I met them last week.

- What you say. - How can you say that?

- Quiet. - In agreement. I say I'm 21 years old.

At that age a man already lives his life. At 21 years old you already lived your life.

- You were present? - No, he was not present. You told me that.

That time was very different.

I started working at 11 ...

... and I never went to a camp.

What does the camp have to do with all this?

- I'll go in a minute. - It's fine, daddy, it's fine.

I do not want to be disrespectful to you, but your Answers do not have to do with my questions.

No?

So not, huh?

Now I do not express myself at your level, huh?

- Soon the business will not be worthy of you. - Since you mention it, I've been thinking about it.

He may not have a future in that business.

What do you have no future?

I offer you the best artificial fruit business from the East coast and says he has no future.

I do not know if I have talent or not, but I've always wanted to be a writer.

Writer? Of what? Of letters?

You write some lovely letters.

I do not know who will buy them, but they are great.

Forget the business. Follow working for you Okay?

Pap , what I want is for you to allow me live here with Alan.

Do you want my permission?

I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

What?

- We had a discussion. We will make a pact. - Very well.

I heard your version and you heard mine. If you want we will do a test for six months.

- I think it's fair enough. - I agree, daddy.

It is wonderful. Six months. Very well.

- Then, decided. You will come home for six months. - Home?

That is not a trial period. You are not being fair.

Do not raise your voice. You are still old so that you cross your face to slaps.

Sorry.

You only have one day here. Have you ever yelled at me?

I think ... now that you say ...

I've been a terrible father to you, is not it?

Not at all. You have been wonderful. I'm just asking you to reach an agreement.

I'll tell you.

How will you tell me?

- Tomorrow when you come to dinner we will discuss it. - Great, daddy. Thank you. Goodnight.

Hello!

Forgive me As he said in a few minutes ...

Where did this ridiculous thing come from?

Hello, dad!

Forgive me Wait here.

I'm very sorry, Mr. Macintosh.

Macintosh?

- Does not your last name work for you? - Pap , you do not understand.

- Let me explain it to you. - Paria!

- Pap , I can explain everything to you if ... - Paria!

You are 21 years old and you are worse than your brother. Plaster that takes you a lot of years.

- Pap , listen, I think I can explain everything to you. - Oh, the other pariah.

Come on, come on. We have a party.

What are you doing here, daddy?

They invited me to dinner. I saw that you have a good cook.

- What cook? What are you talking about? - It means Peggy.

- Why did not you tell him he's waiting for me? - Do not invent stories. That's what Tennessee Williams is for.

Eckman!

Eckman?

From Dallas? Is he the client's brother?

Eckman

From Dallas.

The husband of the client.

Mr. Eckman.

The samples case was left and I wanted to make sure I received it.

- I will not make a scene, will I? - Southern hospitality. Let's see if everything is there.

Here is 822 B pl tano crushed.

We'll see...

Orange navel, 66 A.

Already 300A, grapes without seeds.

And the 88 W, apple pippin.

And the last one. The 99, here it is. Purple plum.

Good morning, gentlemen.

By the way, Mr. Baker.

As I see him again some day near Neiman Marcus ...

... will twist his neck until he Put your bulging eyes like toads.

Good evening, gentlemen.

I was kidding.

He always does it.

Pap .

- If you listen to me, I'll explain what happened with ... - Yes, Alan will tell you everything.

Do you want to listen to me?

Pap , you want to hear him one moment, please?

That you and your brother are doing very well.

May God bless you and have a lot of luck

May God bless you and have a lot of luck

Who only know happiness.

And that if I ever go back to talk to you two ...

... my tongue is rotting!

He did not mean it.

I think it's

We're fired.

Do not let it affect us, Buddy.

Hey, daddy! Pap !

Hello, Alan!

Connie!

What are you doing here?

What do you bring in that suitcase?

- The rest of my merchandise, I'll see you up. - Do not ever get out of the car. What's wrong with you?

You will not complain. Home service. You do not have to anger to pick up anything.

- Stop being silly. Do not get out of the car. - Oh, Alan. No!

Listen, honey. Seriously. It was a mistake. I could not stand it.

I would probably stand it with someone else, but with you it is different.

Careful, Alan.

- You could commit. - I do not care.

You know that I love you.

- Are you sure? - If you rejected this offer it's because I'm in love.

Yes?

Is that true?

Oh, Alan. I want to get married now. I want to get married tonight.

Wait, do not be in such a hurry. Is Many things happened to me at night.

For example, I lost my job.

Do not you work for your father?

That's right, but there is an important reflection. He has to do without his two children.

No matter. You will find another job.

Cari o, wait. It is also that I have to take care of my brother.

- Of your brother. - My brother.

And your sisters, and your cousins ​​...

... and two dozen brides.

- Come on, Connie, please. - Outside.

- How was it? Hears... - Get out, Alan.

Until things are clarified, Why do not we continue as before?

It's over, Alan.

You are not ready for any kind of relationship.

Yes possible that you are never.

If you forgive me...

... I have a lot to cry about. - What do you say, honey?

Harry?

Are you t ?

You are t .

Harry, did you have a good day?

I made you a special dinner.

That is for tomorrow. It's on the table. Come.

Come on, honey. Sit down

Harry ...

... since he left Buddy does Three months you have not spoken to me.

Not even a simple "hello".

But today you will have to make an effort.

Do you know why? It is our anniversary. 43 years

43 years

Happy anniversary, honey.

I wish you all the happiness of the world.

Thank you.

I wish you the same as you wish me.

What have I done to you to tell me something like that?

I have only wished you the same as you have wished me.

- But you know what I want. - Of course I know.

- Harry, do not start. The neighbors... - Save them!

- You must hear it from a woman who wishes her husband. - What am I going to wish for a man who turns his back on his children?

You have not given me children, you have given me pariahs.

Do not say that again. I do not want to hear that again.

- Then who will say it, maybe the neighbors? - Harry, do not you dare!

Harry

Harry

This is not life, honey.

We do not know how to live without our children.

We will learn, Sophie. We will travel.

To distant places.

No, Harry. I do not.

I can not until everything is fixed between the boys and t .

- Will not you come with me? - Do not.

- Then I'll take a neighbor. - Harry!

- Vecina! - Harry!

2, 3, 4, cha cha cha ...

Right wing, cha cha cha.

Again, cha cha cha.

Let's go there, cha cha cha.

Very good, cha cha cha. Hey, girl!

Are you coming? 3, 4, cha cha cha.

1, 2, cha cha cha.

Very good, cha cha cha. Go night, cha cha cha.

1, 2, cha cha cha.

Hello Alan.

Did someone call me?

I asked you if someone has called me.

Mr. Copeland and Mr. Sampler. Cha Cha Cha.

What did they want?

3, 4, cha cha cha. 6, 6, cha cha cha.

Buddy!

What's up?

I would like to hear a phrase followed. What did they say?

Copeland and Sampler, cha cha cha.

Nothing, they will call again.

Very well. All right.

- Well, what's the matter with you, Al, sweetheart? - So Al, charm?

I will tell you what happens.

It's annoying to wait until you finish to dance to hear them errands.

You are nervous lately.

What are you doing away from home from Ten until six?

And you come back dead.

And you get those strange calls continuously.

Do you have a job?

No, I do not have work. Buddy, charm.

Do not pay with me, will you?

Alan, why are you trying to be of a dog humor?

Why do not you take the phone and call it?

- Who will call? - How to whom? To Connie.

- I've seen you even talk about her in dreams. - You're crazy.

- You need her. - I do not need anyone.

Very well. I'm sorry I brought up the subject.

Listen, boy, why?

... we're not going to the movies tonight, you and me?

I would love it, but tonight ...

... stay, you know? It is there inside changing.

Changing?

Are you ready?

Yes, I am.

He was playing basketball.

Know me the zipper.

Where are we going tonight?

First we will go to dinner ...

... then to dance ...

... and maybe after we come a while to dunk.

That is, if a certain person collaborates a little and going to see a very long movie.

What do you say, a certain person?

I begin to have the sensation of being an octogenarian.

I'm going to tell you one thing, little brother.

Al, your way of behaving is centennial.

Come on, tranquil zate.

See you later, Al.

My brother. We share the apartment.

- What's Mr. Baker? - Hi, Willy. Hey, Willy ...

... you did not bring the blue sweater This morning and you promised to bring him today.

Yes, Mr. Baker. But is that his brother It was so hurried ... "Tell it all," he said.

- I guess it's his brother. - It's okay, Willy. Thank you.

Maxi, take a penny to look.

Give me five to Roger Dollery Haily in the fifth.

I'm sorry, Mr. Baker. It is complete. His brother I filled in the last box ten minutes ago.

- Hi, Rudy. - Hi, Mr. Baker.

- You finished? - Not yet.

- It will not be long, will it? - I just started.

I have come every day at the same time for nine years. I have never failed.

It's my fault, Alan. What are you?

- It is the drop that fills the glass. - Hey, Alan. I thought you would not come today.

- Give them to me, huh? - Sorry, Mr. Baker.

Listen out. Pete will come right away. He is a good hairdresser. Try with l.

I did not come to see Pete.

Well, do you want Rudy? Do you want my hairdresser?

Your hairdresser?

Your hairdresser? I brought you here!

It's my hairdresser!

It does not have to know all the world.

That was very good, pretty.

Rudy, tell me the sideburns, please.

Alan, what did you say?

I bring him here, I teach him to walk, to get dressed, even to talk.

And watch him, he stays with my hairdresser, with my manicure, My shoeshine boy, my betting agent and my apartment.

- I thought we shared everything equally. - That was true, but it's over.

And another thing. Start thinking in buying your food.

I'm tired of carrying cookies and see how you devour them watching my television and filling everything with crumbs.

Do you mean it?

Of course I'm serious. And do the favor of never touching my things anymore.

S ?

Yes, it's here. Mr. Baker, it's for you. No, for his brother.

Wait a minute, I have not finished with you yet.

Say?

Yes, Mr. Sardy, I called him. Apparently his head waiter had everything booked.

Yes, that's why I called him. Well, it's Macintosh.

If you do not find it in the eme, look for Paramount Pictures.

Magnificent Thank you. insurance that was a misunderstanding.

Adi s.

Alan, leave me alone. It's not nice to see you.

- That was swallowed that it was from Paramount. - And me too.

B,

or,

i l,

d.

Five letters.

A,

two,

three,

four,

five.

- What do they play? - To the Scrabble Strip.

Mr. Macintosh, what friends so intellectuals he has.

I had never been to a party with so many brains.

Yes, good. You already know how the artists are.

Sleep deeply.

When count to three wake up from sleep ...

... and believe that they are senators of the United States.

T , Mildred, you'll have to look for President Kennedy.

Are they ready?

One two Three.

- Hello. They told me that you are a sculptor. - Yes, and very exciting. Forgive the immodesty.

- I love all the sculptors. - Ah, yes? I work with rare materials.

I made some lovely heads with soap, and lately I work a lot with cream cheese.

Really?

Thyroid T, i, r, o, i, d, e. Seven letters

One,

two,

three,

four...

Here you are. You and your promises of help federal education, only promises.

Believe you are President Kennedy. Make her happy. Say something that you like.

- Expand the budgets in the Council of Ministers. - Thank you.

- Hi, Peggy. - Hello Alan.

- Is not it a lovely party? - Yes. Have you seen Buddy? I mean my friend Macintosh.

You must not walk far.

I present Wilbur Hurt. He is a poet.

We are going. He wants me to go with him to his apartment to introduce me to his friend Carl Sambury.

OK, come on. Adi s.

Sambury

It is more credible than Macintosh.

Wait, Eunice. Where are you going? I love you

- One moment, what is that "I love you"? - Why do you listen to what you should not?

- I want to talk to you. - Not now, Alan.

Buddy!

Eunice! Eunice!

Go in there.

Listen out.

- Hey, friend! - I was looking for cheese cream.

Go to Wisconsin. It is the most liquid state.

I do not like what you are doing.

You should not tell me that. Everything I learned from you.

You told me to try all the fruits of real life.

You told me to have fun a little for a change.

Yes, I said it. But I did not tell you to give parties and you'll spend the night drinking.

- Come on, Alan. - I do not like this, Buddy.

I do not want to see my brother behave like that.

- How do I behave? - Like a pariah.

- A pariah? - A pariah.

Look at all that riffraff you frequent.

Intellectuals, criminals.

Garment players.

Amateur hypnotists.

And another thing. Where did you go until four in the morning?

What?

I want to know where you've been until four in the morning.

Oh "Co-co-ri-co." What is the matter with you?

Nothing "co-co-ri-co", young man. I can still cross your face with a slap.

- "Co-co-ri-co". Now I have two parents, do not I? - Enough! I am not like him.

Now I am discovering how you are.

"Co-co-ri-co."

I'm sorry boy. Seriously.

You're discovering yourself, Alan.

I am a photocopy.

You are upset because you do not feel at ease

I know

I am starting to fly and you have broken wings.

Adi s, Mr. President.

Miss, the KJ121.

He wants to put me with Trafalgar 46698, please?

Thank you.

- Say? - Connie, I'm Alan.

- What Alan? - Alan, who loves you and loves you.

Ah, Alan.

Was Alan?

Oh, Alan!

Alan, you called.

I was beginning to lose hope.

Alan, I love you and I've missed you.

- Where are you? - In Bermuda.

In Bermuda? What are you doing in Bermuda?

I came to reflect a little.

And you know something? I decided to marry you.

Oh, Alan, honey!

Cari o, I've waited so long!

When are you going back?

Within a couple of days.

Why will you take a couple of days? Do not you come flying?

- What did you say? - Do not you come on plane?

Carry, honey, honey!

What?

- Alan! - I can not hear you, there's too much noise.

Alan, Alan! For what you want!

Wait a second.

Alan, what noise?

I do not hear noise

Alan, tell me. I do not hear you

Alan, Alan!

Alan, it does not matter the noise. Alan!

- Who is it? - A telegram, sir.

Wait a minute, Alan.

Alan, do not hang up, honey. Wait a moment!

A telegram, sir.

Dice it on the table.

Alan!

Alan!

Hello boy.

Where were you? I was worried about you and wanted apologize for the other night and ...

It does not matter, little brother. You did me a big favor.

- Where have you been? - This is the favor.

You convince me.

- No, you did not. I do not know what to say, go ... - Yes, I know I did.

- Oh, Alan. - Mam !

Hello, honey.

- What are you doing here? - It came this morning.

- To stay. - I did what he did. Run away from home

- Is that a joke? - No, he says it very seriously.

- What happened? - What happened?

Ask America what happened. Up in Alaska They must know badly that your father behaved with me.

Yes, I know he was furious, but now everything will be fine Really, Buddy?

- You're not so sure about that. - It must be Connie.

- Clean up a little. It's been 20 years that no one cleans. - Very well.

- Pap ! - Where are you?

I know you're here.

Where is your mother?

In the study.

Is that where you hide it?

Very pretty!

Very beautiful for a mother!

What do you want from me?

I want to know what you're doing here.

And where do you think it would be?

- I should be embarrassed what you did. - I will not talk about the matter in front of strangers.

- They are your children. - They are your children. I do not know them.

- Are you coming home? - I'm already home.

Now I live here with my children.

Now you live here?

With the pariahs?

Yes. What makes me another pariah. Content? You already have three pariahs.

- Can I say something? - Who are you talking to? I am not here.

- Pap , can I say something? - Write it in the script, I'll find out at the premiere.

C lmate a second. I have to tell you Something very important.

Sophie, you're with me or I follow only the world?

For the world? You're going to make a trip worldwide?

Suddenly you're surprised what I say to the skier and the winner of the Pulitzer Prize?

- Do you want to hear me, please? - No, I do not want to hear you.

If you want to follow me, we will see you in Hong Kong.

- Please, daddy. - You push me? Do you push your father?

Sorry.

- Alan! - Cari o, come in.

I want to introduce you to my mother, to my father and my brother.

- She's Connie. - Pleasure.

Are you going to stay here or come with me?

- Come on dad, Alan wants to tell you something. - Do not start again.

Harry, let him talk.

- The phone. - Alan, come back at another time.

Connie, do not move from there.

- Buddy, the phone. - Pap , I want to tell you something important.

- Pap , tell him to talk. - As you touch me again, I'm going to ...

I'm crazy or nobody hears the phone?

Can they all be silent for five seconds?

- A son does not often give news like this. - I can not stand that noise.

It would be better if I left.

- Pap , what I'm going to say is very important. - I'm not here.

Alan, it's for you.

- Take the message. - Once again, errands. Where is there a role?

- I think I should go. - No. Stay here. I will answer.

Say?

Mr. Copeland. How are you?

All right.

That's wonderful.

The same order as We comment on the food.

Thank you. Safe journey.

Adi s.

Why do you know Copeland of Milwaukee?

I found out that I was in the city and I invited him to eat several times.

I've been five years behind him.

I thought I owed it to you.

- I do not want a pariah like you to owe me anything. - Aj !

- Why am I an outcast? - You married?

- Yes. - So you're a ...

This is your daughter-in-law.

We got married last night.

Oh, Connie ...

It was what he was trying to say.

- Did you see that? - Tom a lot, mam .

Harry

Your son got married.

To me, nobody says anything to me.

The only thing they do is push me.

Pap .

Why do not we go out to have champagne and eat something to celebrate?

Come on, Mr. Baker. So we'll chat for a while as a family.

- Well, maybe a cup of coffee ... - Great

Go Go.

What's wrong with you? You have to celebrate it.

I was thinking that now that you got married, a flat like this ...

Save your breath, do not keep talking.

- You can keep it. It's all yours. - Do you mean it?

Do not push me.

Say?

Julie?

Yes, one moment.

- Is for you. Who is Julie? - It must be Julie Merrit.

Remember what you told me How did this apartment pay?

Well, I did not pay for it.

She rents it to me.

And?

Well, if he likes you ...

... practically does not charge you.

Hello Julie. I'm Alan's brother, Buddy.

You know they can stop you for having such a sexy voice?