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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy. Yep.
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Woody's wedding was quite
an event, wasn't it, Norm?
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Oh, man.
Huh, huh?
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Boy, what a night
that was. Yeah.
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Yeah, the priest dying.
Yeah.
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Carla being caught
in a dumb-waiter.
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Ha!
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How about that German guy
trying to kill Sam?
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(chuckling)
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"Du, dort!"
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Remember that?
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Yeah, oh, golly.
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Oh, yeah, but all that
was nothing
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compared to the
wedding itself. Yeah.
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Oh, now, there
was a comedy of errors.
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(chuckling)
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Hey, it's not
quite 2:00.
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What do you say we, uh,
stop off at Cheers, huh?
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Won't, uh...
won't Vera be angry?
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She'll never know.
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Yeah, well, I guess not.
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She... she sure
put away
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that champagne at the wedding.
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Yeah, she's a big girl.
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Yeah, she's still
out cold, too.
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(sighs)
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Okay, just don't slam the
door when you get out.
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And remember...
crack a window.
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You're a good husband,
Norm Peterson.
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(theme song begins)
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You wanna be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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CARLA:
Okay, Sammy, I'm going home.
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I put away all the glasses.
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The, uh, bottles
are in the storeroom,
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and all the rest of the garbage
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from the wedding's
in the office.
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Thank you, honey, I'll lock up.
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Where's Rebecca?
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Just told you,
she's in the office.
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Hey, Norm, uh, you mind
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if we make a stop or two
on the way home?
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I, uh, forgot
to finish my route.
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Cliff, no.
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Eh, all right.
I'll do it tomorrow.
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Hey, Rebecca.
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Hi, Sam.
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm just thinking,
you know.
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Weddings always
make me do that.
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I have nothing
to show for my life. Oh, come on.
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You're being a little harsh
on yourself, aren't you?
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I mean, come on,
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take a look at today, right?
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The wedding started
to fall apart.
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You pulled the whole
thing together.
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Yeah, I sort of did, didn't I?
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You bet you did.
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You know, you know,
I used to think
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that if I married a millionaire
or if I had a baby,
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I'd be a better person,
but now I realize
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that the only thing
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that's gonna make me
a better person is me.
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Boy, as scary
as that sounds, it's true.
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In fact, you see this cigarette?
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This is the last cigarette
I'm gonna smoke forever.
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(chuckles)
This is gonna be my...
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my symbol of change,
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you know, the old Rebecca
burning away.
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And I'll tell you
something else.
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Starting tomorrow,
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there's gonna
be no more whining
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and no more complaining.
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I am gonna be the best manager
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in the whole world.
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(chuckling)
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Okay, good night.
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I gotta get my life together.
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No more screw ups.
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No more mistakes.
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Good-bye, old Rebecca.
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(door opening, closing)
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(crackling)
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(indistinct radio chatter)
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Well, I think we've got this one
pretty much under control.
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You get hold of the owner?
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Yes, sir, should be
here any minute.
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Engines 28 and 30
can head back.
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Oh...
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oh, my God.
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Mr. Malone.
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Everything's under control.
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The fire's out,
no one was hurt.
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It was basically confined
to this end of the bar.
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Oh...
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oh, this is terrible.
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How did...
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This is my bar.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, oh, yes, wait a minute.
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(laughing loudly)
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Oh, thank God!
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Whoo!
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(laughing)
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This is great.
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This is really good.
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I'm sorry?
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Gary, you know, from
Gary's Olde Towne Tavern?
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Oh, we're doing...
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always doing pranks
like this, you know.
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First, he makes the bar
look like it burned down,
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and then he gets you guys
to go along with it.
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You are very good.
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Whoo!
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Come on, lighten up, will you?
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Come on, Gary!
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Come on out.
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Hey, you know,
time to push the button,
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make everything
go back together again, Gary.
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Gary!
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It's not Gary, is it?
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Sammy, this is terrible.
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You know, it just hurts me
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just to look at this place.
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I know, I know.
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But I'll tell you something.
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As soon as the
insurance kicks in,
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we're gonna get this place
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back on its feet
in a couple of weeks.
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I just wish I knew
how it started.
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Hold it right there.
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What are you saying, Sammy?
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That a Tortelli kid
would torch his mother's
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place of business
just for spite?
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No, I'd never think that.
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Why not? It's
plausible.
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Listen, just...
just start cleaning up.
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You know, we're gonna...
all gonna feel better
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if we just start cleaning up.
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You know, I gotta say, Sammy,
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you're taking this whole thing
pretty darn well.
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Not like some people.
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NORM:
Oh, the humanity.
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(Norm crying)
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Norm, I wish you'd
stop saying that.
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You've got to get a
hold of yourself.
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I'm sorry, I...
I just...
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This place means
so damn much to me.
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It's my home.
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Hell, for the last few years,
it's been my life.
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And the thought of living
without it, Sammy...
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(Norm weeping)
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Oh, buddy.
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Now, I'm gonna be
over at Gary's
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for the next few days, okay?
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I want you to give me a call
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when it looks
decent, all right?
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Somebody said
there'd been a fire.
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Oh, my God,
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I had no idea it was this bad.
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Sam, what happened?
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We don't know yet, sweetheart.
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But don't worry,
everything's gonna be fine.
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I've already called
the contractor,
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phone company,
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the electric guy.
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I think that's everybody.
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Sam...?
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Well, almost everybody.
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Well, Sam, I see you monkeys
have discovered fire.
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Would you like to come upstairs
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and see the damage
at Melville's?
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You know, why not?
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It might even cheer me up.
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Hi, everybody.
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What happened here?
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Woody, we had a fire.
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Oh, no.
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This is terrible.
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This is Cheers, my home
for the past seven years,
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the place where I grew
up, and now look at it.
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You ought to see the pool table.
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It actually fused to the floor.
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Really? Cool.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Cliff, was that
undelivered mail?
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Oh, yeah, it was, Doc.
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Oh...
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my sweet Lord,
what a catastrophe.
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I mean, there could be letters
from mothers to sons in there.
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Social Security checks,
wedding invitations.
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Well, there's only one thing
left for me to do now.
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What's that, Cliff?
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Get up early tomorrow
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and stage a Jeep accident.
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Well, it's a good thing
this fire didn't spread.
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It could have been
like that fire
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my great-grandmother's
cow started.
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Darned thing kicked
over a lantern,
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burned an entire city
to the ground.
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Yep.
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The shame was so great,
the family had to move to Ohio
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and change their last name
to Wilkins.
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But, Woody, you're
from Indiana,
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and your family name is Boyd.
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Oh, well, some stuff
happened in Ohio.
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Come on, Woody, we've got
to get to the airport.
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You know,
when these things happen,
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it really makes you
stop and think.
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Bye, everybody.
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Next time you see us,
we'll be tan.
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Bye, Woody.
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Well, I discovered
the cause of the fire.
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Same old story.
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Some idiot tosses a cigarette
into a trash can,
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and the whole thing goes up.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, seen it 100 times.
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When are people gonna learn?
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(hyperventilating)
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Are you all right?
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Uh-huh, I'm fine.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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You know, I couldn't help
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overhearing that conversation.
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Wild guess:
Your cigarette?
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No.
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Rebecca, you burned down
the bar, didn't you?
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What, am I wearing a sign?
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Are you gonna tell Sam?
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Could you?
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I don't really think
it's my place.
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No, I mean, could you tell him
you did it?
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Rebecca, you have a very
difficult choice to make.
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My advice to you is to
simply tell Sam the truth.
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He's gonna find out
about it in any event.
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You're right.
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He will.
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All right, I'll tell him.
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And I mean,
he's a friend of mine,
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and it was an accident.
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He'll understand, won't he?
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Okay.
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Thank you, I feel better.
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(footsteps)
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REBECCA:
Sam?
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Could I talk to you a second?
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Yeah.
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Sam, we found out how
the fire got started.
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You're kidding.
No, and-and...
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the guy said, you know,
he's seen it happen
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100 times, so he's
seen it a lot.
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How did it happen?
What...
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I-I'm getting to that, it's
just sort of hard to say.
266
00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:39,287
Please tell me.
267
00:10:39,288 --> 00:10:40,798
All right, all
right, I-I'll...
268
00:10:41,373 --> 00:10:43,574
The fire was started by...
269
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,412
Faulty wiring.
270
00:10:51,449 --> 00:10:53,017
Faulty wiring?
271
00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:55,452
Faulty wiring.
272
00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:57,738
Been meaning to take care
of that for years.
273
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,256
My God.
274
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:03,043
I burned down my own bar.
275
00:11:03,078 --> 00:11:04,945
Oh, Sam.
Oh!
276
00:11:04,946 --> 00:11:05,897
It's gonna be okay.
277
00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,231
We all make stupid mistakes.
278
00:11:07,232 --> 00:11:09,000
No.
279
00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:11,201
(both crying)
280
00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:20,778
CARLA:
Okay, guys, I got
281
00:11:20,779 --> 00:11:21,712
the plastic bags.
282
00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:23,213
You can start bagging the soot.
283
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,017
What happened to you?
284
00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:29,302
Uh, a little Jeep accident.
285
00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:36,210
Nice of you to, uh...
join us, Norm. Well...
286
00:11:36,211 --> 00:11:38,746
Thought you were gonna
wait it out at Gary's. Well, I was,
287
00:11:38,747 --> 00:11:40,931
but then it... I
came to my senses
288
00:11:40,965 --> 00:11:42,566
and realized my place was here
289
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,001
helping Sammy.
290
00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:45,787
If we all pitch in,
we'll have this place
291
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,187
back together in no time.
292
00:11:47,188 --> 00:11:48,840
Gary wouldn't run you
a tab, huh?
293
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,142
No, he was a real
jerk about it, too.
294
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,010
(door squeaks open)
295
00:11:53,061 --> 00:11:55,112
FRASIER:
Rebecca? What?
296
00:11:55,264 --> 00:11:57,397
Have you told Sam
how the fire started?
297
00:11:57,399 --> 00:12:00,567
Oh, yeah, I told him, and, uh,
he kissed me, and he hugged me,
298
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,537
and he-he told me what
a big person I was to tell him.
299
00:12:03,538 --> 00:12:04,939
You didn't tell him, did you?
300
00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:06,724
Of course not, you moron!
301
00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:08,159
Rebecca, don't
302
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,493
you realize
that unless you tell him,
303
00:12:09,494 --> 00:12:10,862
your guilt will get
progressively worse?
304
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,346
You'll start to shake.
305
00:12:12,380 --> 00:12:14,081
You'll get the cold sweats,
306
00:12:14,082 --> 00:12:15,165
insomnia, nervousness.
307
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:16,800
Suddenly one morning,
you'll wake up,
308
00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:19,003
and you'll be paralysed
from fear and guilt.
309
00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:21,188
I can live with that.
310
00:12:22,624 --> 00:12:24,554
It'll just be like
every other Monday.
311
00:12:26,044 --> 00:12:29,647
Well, I called
the insurance company.
312
00:12:29,681 --> 00:12:31,849
We're not getting a penny.
313
00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:32,683
What?!
314
00:12:32,684 --> 00:12:34,318
Well, it turns out
315
00:12:34,352 --> 00:12:37,554
that my insurance policy, uh,
had a $25,000 deductible.
316
00:12:37,606 --> 00:12:39,707
Isn't that rather high, Sam?
317
00:12:39,741 --> 00:12:40,908
Yes, it is,
318
00:12:40,909 --> 00:12:42,176
Mr. Where The
Hell Were You
319
00:12:42,177 --> 00:12:44,347
When the Agent Was
Talking a Mile a Minute?
320
00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:47,664
God, man, I'm, um,
321
00:12:47,699 --> 00:12:50,467
in a lot more trouble
than I thought I was.
322
00:12:50,502 --> 00:12:53,737
Rest easy, my friend.
323
00:12:53,789 --> 00:12:56,524
I'm gonna take out my cheque book,
324
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:59,209
and I'm going to write,
325
00:12:59,244 --> 00:13:01,061
"Pay to the order
326
00:13:01,096 --> 00:13:04,098
of Sam Malone."
327
00:13:04,132 --> 00:13:06,033
Then I'm going
to fill in an amount
328
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,885
that will be more than adequate
329
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,054
to bring Cheers back
to its former glory.
330
00:13:11,623 --> 00:13:14,025
There. I've signed it.
331
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:17,828
Now all we need is the signature
of Lilith Sternin-Crane.
332
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:22,967
Oh, she'll put up a fight,
the little badger,
333
00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:26,203
but this is important to you,
so it's important to me.
334
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,856
I'm simply gonna go home
and demand that she sign it.
335
00:13:28,890 --> 00:13:30,157
Yes, demand!
336
00:13:30,192 --> 00:13:31,725
I don't care what she says.
337
00:13:31,759 --> 00:13:33,260
She will sign it!
338
00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:37,148
Thanks, Fras.
339
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,682
Uh, you know, I'll
probably just go
340
00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:40,251
to a bank or
something, you know?
341
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,870
Oh, thank you, Sam, thank you.
342
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:47,808
There was... no way.
343
00:13:47,843 --> 00:13:49,776
You understand.
344
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:58,052
Your monthly cash flow is,
345
00:13:58,086 --> 00:14:00,321
uh, this figure here?
346
00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:01,605
And now you want us
347
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,507
to grant you a loan?
348
00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:06,009
Yes, please, and by
the end of the day, too.
349
00:14:06,044 --> 00:14:07,411
Thank you.
Uh-huh.
350
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:11,381
Am I on one of those programs
with the hidden camera?
351
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,235
Oh, no, I-I'm
afraid you're not.
352
00:14:14,237 --> 00:14:15,385
I know I'm not.
353
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:17,554
I was making a point.
354
00:14:17,573 --> 00:14:19,907
Mr. Malone,
355
00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:22,709
there is no way
we can grant you a loan.
356
00:14:22,710 --> 00:14:23,994
I've been to
every bank in town.
357
00:14:23,995 --> 00:14:25,129
They've all said no.
358
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,363
Listen, oh, come on, you know,
359
00:14:26,364 --> 00:14:27,965
you're supposed to
be the friendly bank.
360
00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:29,082
Remember, you know...
361
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:31,268
♪ We're the friendly bank... ♪
362
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:32,586
Mr. Malone...
363
00:14:32,587 --> 00:14:34,839
Oh, come on. I've seen
the commercial. You know,
364
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,373
you-you're supposed to sweep
everything off your desk here
365
00:14:36,374 --> 00:14:37,908
and offer me a cup of coffee.
366
00:14:37,909 --> 00:14:39,593
You don't even have
any coffee here!
367
00:14:39,594 --> 00:14:41,029
Mr. Malone,
good afternoon!
368
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,280
Oh, please. Don't you
remember? You know...
369
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,530
♪ You and us ♪
370
00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:46,233
♪ Working it out
together... ♪
371
00:14:46,234 --> 00:14:47,267
Doris, do send in Security now.
372
00:14:47,268 --> 00:14:48,469
You know, ♪ You and us ♪
373
00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:49,893
♪ Making the
world better... ♪
374
00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:53,908
Sam...
375
00:14:53,942 --> 00:14:55,876
I burned down the bar.
376
00:14:55,877 --> 00:14:59,613
And, you know, see,
speaking of bars burning down,
377
00:14:59,614 --> 00:15:00,748
guess what I did?
378
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,887
Hi, Sam.
Did you get the loan?
379
00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:08,271
No.
380
00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:09,589
Oh.
381
00:15:09,591 --> 00:15:12,159
It's all right,
though, you know.
382
00:15:12,193 --> 00:15:13,994
It's not the end of the world.
383
00:15:14,028 --> 00:15:16,018
Yeah, I've been
thinking long and hard.
384
00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:17,364
I got a plan here.
385
00:15:17,432 --> 00:15:20,284
You know, I figured
that if I, uh... if I cash in
386
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:24,171
my baseball pension, you know,
max out my credit cards
387
00:15:24,222 --> 00:15:26,440
and maybe move
to a cheaper apartment,
388
00:15:26,475 --> 00:15:28,275
and...
389
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:31,545
well... sell the Vette.
390
00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:33,664
A neighbour of mine, Kirby, uh,
391
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,450
had his eye on it
for a long time,
392
00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:39,286
and, uh, he's upstairs right now
taking a look at it.
393
00:15:39,287 --> 00:15:40,620
No, no.
Sammy, your Vette?
394
00:15:40,621 --> 00:15:43,290
Well, I... You know,
it'll be all right, um...
395
00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:44,424
she'll come back to me.
396
00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:45,926
She'll-She'll find me.
397
00:15:45,928 --> 00:15:47,678
Like...
398
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,980
Lassie?
399
00:15:54,252 --> 00:15:57,438
All right, Sam,
you got yourself a deal.
400
00:15:57,439 --> 00:15:58,505
All right, okay.
401
00:15:58,506 --> 00:15:59,840
There's the check.
Yeah, thanks.
402
00:15:59,841 --> 00:16:01,174
Thanks, Kirby.
That's great.
403
00:16:01,175 --> 00:16:03,310
The, uh... the
title and the, uh,
404
00:16:03,311 --> 00:16:05,763
registration are in
the glove compartment. Yeah.
405
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:06,981
Okay. Great.
406
00:16:07,015 --> 00:16:09,583
Well, uh, so I guess
all I need now are the keys.
407
00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:17,108
Sam, the, uh, keys?
408
00:16:21,329 --> 00:16:23,831
Thanks.
409
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,787
Thanks.
410
00:16:30,839 --> 00:16:32,239
No, no! Wait! Wait...!
411
00:16:32,274 --> 00:16:33,540
(groans)
412
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:34,808
Please.
413
00:16:34,809 --> 00:16:35,842
Listen, there-there's
another way.
414
00:16:35,843 --> 00:16:37,411
I just thought of another way.
415
00:16:37,445 --> 00:16:38,979
See, I can get this money.
416
00:16:39,014 --> 00:16:41,348
All I have to do is,
uh, come up
417
00:16:41,382 --> 00:16:43,617
with a simple product
that America needs.
418
00:16:43,685 --> 00:16:45,970
What?
419
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:47,888
No. Listen to me. You know,
like-like the Pet Rock.
420
00:16:47,889 --> 00:16:49,490
Or the, uh... You know,
the vacuum thing
421
00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:51,225
that-that cuts your hair
at the same time.
422
00:16:51,226 --> 00:16:54,028
Or-Or maybe even,
you know, the-the toilet duck.
423
00:16:54,029 --> 00:16:56,397
You-You know, just throw
it together from scraps
424
00:16:56,398 --> 00:16:58,599
around here, you know,
and-and sell millions of 'em.
425
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,502
You know, why didn't I, uh,
think of that before?
426
00:17:01,503 --> 00:17:03,904
Sam, you're just making
this harder on yourself.
427
00:17:03,905 --> 00:17:06,807
Yeah. Uh, yeah.
428
00:17:08,676 --> 00:17:10,377
Yeah.
429
00:17:10,412 --> 00:17:11,812
You know, they, uh,
430
00:17:11,846 --> 00:17:14,314
stole that toilet duck
idea from me.
431
00:17:14,348 --> 00:17:15,682
Hmm?
432
00:17:15,717 --> 00:17:17,584
Yeah. Yeah,
you see, uh,
433
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,854
in my original sketches,
I had it as a goat.
434
00:17:20,889 --> 00:17:22,890
KIRBY:
Look, uh, Sam,
435
00:17:22,892 --> 00:17:24,624
if you don't mind, uh,
436
00:17:24,658 --> 00:17:26,693
I'm ready
to drive my Corvette home now.
437
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,133
(clears throat)
438
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:34,968
Sorry, Sammy.
Oh.
439
00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:38,905
Thanks.
440
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,710
(mumbles)
441
00:17:45,947 --> 00:17:48,031
Kirby, take care of her.
442
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:51,118
(door closes)
443
00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:53,504
This is a day
I never thought I'd see.
444
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,406
SAM:
Yeah, me, too.
445
00:17:55,457 --> 00:17:57,224
You know what makes it worse?
446
00:17:57,259 --> 00:17:58,642
This is all my fault.
447
00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:01,312
You know, I'm the one
who did this to myself.
448
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,264
If I'd checked the wiring,
you know?
449
00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:04,465
That's a stupid mistake
450
00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:06,533
I'm gonna live with
the rest of my life.
451
00:18:10,305 --> 00:18:13,057
(crying)
452
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,375
Oh, come on,
what is it now, Rebecca?
453
00:18:15,393 --> 00:18:17,294
(crying)
454
00:18:18,596 --> 00:18:22,032
I have something
I have to tell you.
455
00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:26,753
(crying)
456
00:18:26,755 --> 00:18:29,439
(Rebecca sniffles)
457
00:18:40,502 --> 00:18:43,170
Sam, the fire
wasn't your fault.
458
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:47,908
I was smoking a cigarette,
and I burned down your bar.
459
00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:51,245
You did this?
460
00:18:52,814 --> 00:18:56,016
You did this to me?
461
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,652
Yes, yes, of course.
462
00:18:58,687 --> 00:19:02,122
Why didn't I figure
this out earlier?
463
00:19:02,156 --> 00:19:05,358
My bar burns down,
you're within 50 miles...
464
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,010
it all fits.
465
00:19:08,864 --> 00:19:10,948
Sam, I'm so sorry.
466
00:19:10,982 --> 00:19:13,117
Yeah, what-what...
what were you thinking?
467
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,801
Huh?
468
00:19:14,836 --> 00:19:17,270
You tired of screwing
up your own life?
469
00:19:17,339 --> 00:19:19,456
You start to pick on mine?
470
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,608
You know, of all the stupid,
471
00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:23,810
stupid things you've done
472
00:19:23,845 --> 00:19:25,812
in your useless life,
473
00:19:25,847 --> 00:19:27,781
this is your masterpiece!
474
00:19:30,218 --> 00:19:31,951
I'll tell you
what. Why...?
475
00:19:33,621 --> 00:19:34,954
Get out.
476
00:19:34,989 --> 00:19:37,724
Get out of my bar.
477
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,712
(sighs)
478
00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:47,167
(door opening)
479
00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:48,785
(horn honking, engine revving)
480
00:19:48,786 --> 00:19:51,454
Sam, it was an accident.
481
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,890
She had it coming.
482
00:19:52,924 --> 00:19:54,725
Nobody had that coming.
483
00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:57,561
I don't want anyone
to defend her.
484
00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,179
She's gone. Case closed.
485
00:19:59,214 --> 00:20:01,782
Let's just get back
to work here.
486
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,184
I'll give you a hand.
487
00:20:04,219 --> 00:20:07,371
Well, I guess we've seen
the dark side of Sam Malone.
488
00:20:08,706 --> 00:20:11,074
Hmm. You want
to see dark sides,
489
00:20:11,108 --> 00:20:13,143
you ought to see Ma
490
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,944
when you leave
the shower curtain
491
00:20:14,979 --> 00:20:16,513
on the outside of the tub.
492
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,803
Wow.
493
00:20:24,972 --> 00:20:27,173
That's something
you don't do twice.
494
00:20:40,789 --> 00:20:43,156
I know you don't want me here,
and I'm going.
495
00:20:43,191 --> 00:20:44,991
I just wanted to drop this off.
496
00:20:44,992 --> 00:20:47,127
I cashed in my checking account
and savings,
497
00:20:47,128 --> 00:20:50,130
and, uh, everything
I could scrape together.
498
00:20:50,164 --> 00:20:51,614
I owe you this.
499
00:20:51,649 --> 00:20:53,467
Good-bye, Sam.
500
00:20:53,468 --> 00:20:54,467
Rebecca, wait-wait a minute.
501
00:20:54,468 --> 00:20:56,136
No.
502
00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:59,723
Sam, look, you and I don't have
anything to say to each other.
503
00:20:59,757 --> 00:21:02,476
You said some things today
that you cannot take back,
504
00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:04,728
and you really hurt me.
505
00:21:04,762 --> 00:21:07,314
And I know
that what I did was terrible,
506
00:21:07,315 --> 00:21:10,017
but what you did was worse
because you did it on purpose.
507
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,786
I don't want to ever
see you or this bar again.
508
00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:15,072
Good-bye.
509
00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:16,874
Do you want your job back?
510
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:19,592
(crying):
Yeah, I really do!
511
00:21:28,202 --> 00:21:30,504
I'm sorry.
512
00:21:30,538 --> 00:21:32,806
Listen, uh,
513
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,758
why-why don't I, uh,
514
00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:36,993
get my jacket
and drive you home?
515
00:21:37,027 --> 00:21:39,229
Or maybe, uh...
516
00:21:39,263 --> 00:21:40,681
maybe we'll take a walk.
517
00:21:40,715 --> 00:21:42,649
It's such a nice, nice evening.
518
00:21:42,683 --> 00:21:45,936
Sam, uh, just out of curiosity,
519
00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:49,172
why are you taking me back?
520
00:21:51,025 --> 00:21:53,727
Well, I...
I remember that five years ago,
521
00:21:53,761 --> 00:21:57,197
after I had sold this place,
I came back to the bar,
522
00:21:57,231 --> 00:21:59,533
and, you know,
my boat had sunk,
523
00:21:59,534 --> 00:22:01,501
I didn't have a dime,
I didn't have a job,
524
00:22:01,502 --> 00:22:04,272
and I needed someone to give me
a break, and you did that.
525
00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:08,042
And I owe you one.
526
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,294
Sam...
527
00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:14,798
Hey, listen, uh, this
is very important.
528
00:22:14,832 --> 00:22:16,600
We're even now.
529
00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:17,668
Oh...
530
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,436
Yeah. All right.
531
00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:21,721
You want to go out and
get a pizza or something?
532
00:22:21,722 --> 00:22:23,357
Sure.
All right.
533
00:22:23,391 --> 00:22:24,624
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
534
00:22:24,659 --> 00:22:26,560
Um, I don't have any money.
535
00:22:26,594 --> 00:22:28,344
Oh, that's okay.
We'll-We'll just
536
00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:30,363
take it out of my life savings.
537
00:22:30,397 --> 00:22:32,199
All right.
538
00:22:33,801 --> 00:22:35,736
This should just
about cover it.
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