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Y'’all come down to
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the Baskets Family Rodeo.
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If we all stay in our own lanesas business partners,
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-we can get somewhere.
-[camera shutter clicks]
-[laughs]
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You'’re stealing
Christine'’s treadmill?
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-It'’s called collateral.
-You'’re not a French cloon.
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MRS. BASKETS:
Be proud '’cause
you'’re a Bakersfield cloon.
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-Propose what?
-Marriage.
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To your mom.
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I just want to tell you,
you have my blessing.
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-Really?
-Well, somebody
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around here has to get married.
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-PEOPLE: Ten. Nine. Eight.
-[phone ringing]
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-Hello? -PENELOPE [over phone]: Chips!
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-PEOPLE: Seven.
-Hey, Penelope.
PENELOPE: Happy New Year!
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-PEOPLE: Five. Four.
-Christine?
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-I want to ask you something.
-PEOPLE: Three. Two.
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-What?
-PEOPLE: One.
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PEOPLE:
Happy New Year!
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PENELOPE:
Chip, I'’m coming
to L.A. to record an album.
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Wow. Los Angeles. That'’s, uh...
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I mean, it'’s not as inspiring
as Paris, but congratulations.
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Thank you.
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So, Chip, what do you think?
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Should I rent a carwhile I'’m in Los Angeles or...?
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What?!
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-MRS. BASKETS: Chip!
-Hold on. What'’s that?
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Should I rent a car
when I'’m in Los Angeles?
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-A car... Um...
-[distant, excited chatter]
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Uh, well are you...?
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Um... You know, uh, a car...
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Well, you'’re-you're gonna be
recording all day, right?
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Sort of.
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Uh... no. Okay, here.
Um... no.
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You don'’t... you don't...
you don'’t need a car.
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Plus, most of the drivers
in Los Angeles
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are stoned out of their minds.
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-I-I don'’t drive.
-I know.
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Well, maybe
Martha can be my chauffeur?
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-PEOPLE: Chip!
-I'’ll be right down!
I promise you!
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Martha never leaves Bakersfield.She'’s-she's a townie.
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-MRS. BASKETS: Chip!
-Hold on!
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-Your mother'’s engaged!
-Hey, hey, hey.
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Penelope,
can-can I call you later?
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[dog barks, bird squawking]
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MRS. BASKETS:
Say good-bye to your house.
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♪ We are going out of here...♪
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[car starts]
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-[car dinging]
-Oh, God, turn that off.
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-Hey, Mom, we'’re leaving!
-[music stops]
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See you there!
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Come on, Ronnie.
Time to go.
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-[meows]
-Get in here.
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We'’re going to the new house.
It'’s not far.
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The smell should be aboutthe same, except for Ken'’s musk.
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[sighs]
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Hmm.
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See you, house.
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So much smaller when it'’s empty.
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Breaker, breaker.
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Anybody copy?
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Oh, God, it'’s not a good time
for the walkie!
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Dale,
we got some human trash here
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trying to steal your treadmill.
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Copy that. And 10-4. Over.
[walkie-talkie chirps]
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[gunshot]
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Freeze!
[chuckles]
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I should have figured
it was you, Chip.
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Since when did you become--
Halt.
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Since when did you become
Mama'’s little errand boy?
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Ever since you decided
to retire from the rodeo.
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-What... what is going on?!
-Retire...
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It'’s a sabbatical!
You can have the treadmill.
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-Fine.
-[engine starts]
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-Okay, straighten it out.
-[rhythmic beeping]
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Straight back now.
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Yup. Come on.
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MRS. BASKETS:
God. Is this Sherwin-Williams?
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I don'’t think so.
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Is this the color I picked
or the primer?
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No, it'’s the color.
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I couldn'’t have picked this.
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What, you don'’t like it?
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Want to do something different?
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This can'’t be Casa Blanca,
can it?
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Hold up a sec, guys.
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Looks more like canary.
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Oh, I hate birds.
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KEN:
Honey, it'’s only paint.
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-Let'’s just paint it again.
-[cat mewing]
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-You'’re right.
-Hold on. Susan,
it'’s fine, honey. Relax.
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-[mews]
-Uh, Christine,
let me call you back.
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-Uh, Susan hates
this travel stuff.
-Okay.
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Yeah, I'’ll call you when I get
settled in at the hotel.
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-Love you.
-I love you, too.
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Here you go, Jeff.
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Thank you, Scooty.
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Here you go, Hank.
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Thanks so much, Nick.
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Thank you, Dean.
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Here you go, Junior.
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Here you go, Steph.
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Thanks so much.
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Thanks for your help!
We'’ll see you next season!
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Okay, you ready
for this meeting, guys?
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-Is your mom coming?-No, she'’s doing wedding stuff.
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I don'’t think she's coming.
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Oh, good. My butt'’s gone
to sleep in this chair.
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That'’s fine. Yeah, that's fine.
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So, listen,
now that it'’s the off-season,
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I think we need to find
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new ways to generate some incomefor the rodeo.
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-Okay.
-Any ideas?
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-Nope.
-Okay.
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Here'’s what I've got.
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Since we havethis wonderful venue, the rodeo,
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what if we attract
circus groups?
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Or-or-or traveling troupes
of-of jugglers
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and jesters, and we attract
clowns from all parts
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of the world,
and maybe Bakersfield bec...
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can become a mecca
for-for-for.... for clowning?
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What do you think?
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Well, I don'’t know so much
about that...
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buffoon clownery
and all that fannagarall,
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but the Boot Fair
and Belt Festival--
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they always rent the place.
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Okay, yeah.
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Well, that makes sense, I guess.
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They pay good,
and they'’re dependable.
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A thousand dollars a weekend.
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We sell our own...
sell popcorn...
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[muffled voice continues]
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Mom?
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MRS. BASKETS:
In the dining room, honey.
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I'’m up to my eyeballs
in wedding rigmarole.
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Oh, my God, these invitations--they'’re so...
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Oh, terrible calligraphy.
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-Oh.
-Rodeo'’s pretty quiet.
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[sighs] Everything'’s taken
care of. Not much going on.
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What do you mean
"not much going on"?
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You got to get something going.That'’s a business.
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-Yeah, I know. Uh...
-Okay.
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I had a business-type
meeting thing today.
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And looks like
we'’re gonna rent the rodeo out
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to the, uh,
Boot Fair and the Belt Expo.
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Boots and Belts.
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-I love it!
-Yeah.
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You deserve a cookie.
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Double stuffed.
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-Your favorite, aren'’t they?
-Um... no, no.
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-Not really?
-No, but, uh, mm.
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Oh, I'’m gonna have one, too.
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You know,
you don'’t think you want
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-to eat a hundred Oreos,
but you can.
-No.
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Oh, honey, you'’re gonna have
to sleep in the gift wrap room
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because your room'’s full
of tarps.
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That'’s fine.
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And I need a color
for your room.
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Have you decided yet?
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-No.
-How about San Clemente Teal?
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I like beige.
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Beige?
That'’s not a color, honey.
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[chewing]
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[sighs]
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[air whooshing]
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[sighs]
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[sighs heavily]
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[dialing]
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[line ringing]
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-[phone ringing]
-[humming]
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-Chip!
-Hey.
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Listen, I'’ve been rethinking
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about what I told you
about renting a car.
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-Chip, I arrive tomorrow.
-Oh, good.
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Good. So I caught you
just in time. Uh... [sighs]
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I'’m worriedthat you'’re under the assumption
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that there'’s some kind
of European train
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that links up to the airport,
and that'’s not the case.
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-I'’ll come get you.
-No, no, no.
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-Don'’t. It's too much hassle.
-No.
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It'’d be good. I'll just pick youup, we could have a chit-chat.
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I could maybe take you
to an American drive-thru.
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Okay, sure.
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-How much do you charge?
-Well, it'’s free.
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I'’m.... Uh, uh, I'm your friend.
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Oh, Chippu,
nothing in life is free.
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Yeah, you'’re right about that.
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Okay, listen.
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I arrive at 7:00 in Los Angeles,but I'’ll text you
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from my layover
in Chicago, okay?
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-Okay. Yeah, that...
that would be...
-Okay.
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-Bye. Thank you.
-Yeah, ciao.
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Hmm.
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Hey, I need
to, uh, pick someone up
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at the airport tonight.
Can I borrow your car?
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Sorry, Chip.
I'’d let you use my car,
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but I'’ve got to drive my mom
around for a few days.
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She just had cataract surgery.
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Are we there yet?
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Hey, Ms. Brooks.
She looks like Roy Orbison.
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You know, Chip, Costco Insurance
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has partnerships with car rentalplaces all over town.
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I could give you
a 20% off coupon.
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You'’re authorized to do that?
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Well, try dropping my name.
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They might really hook you up.
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Hook me up? To what?
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No. Mom, I was talking to Chip.
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Chip? Who'’s Chip?
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Okay, thanks so much.
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-Bye, Ms. Brooks.
-Bye.
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Good luck
with the welding classes.
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What did he say?
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Um, he thinks that you'’re goingto a welding class.
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All right, so with your coupon
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and the mention ofMartha Brooks, that'’ll be $129.
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$129?
I thought it'’d be around...
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Well, I thought
it'’d be around free.
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Nothing in life is free.
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You need to pay for insurance.
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Yeah, I don'’t...
It'’s just a half a day.
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I don'’t need this stuff.
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Well, let'’s say
you get in an accident.
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Now, you don'’t want
collection agents
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knocking on your door,trying to get your money, okay?
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So, what you want to do is get
this full coverage,
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and that way,
it'’ll cover everything,
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and you can just walk away.
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Just walk away, huh?
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[phone chirps]
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[whooshing]
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[yells]
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[groans]
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What state is the car in now?
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Well, the car won'’t go
in reverse... or drive,
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but the airbag works very well.
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Okay. How are you doing now?
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Um, listen, I'’m fine,
but I'’m in a big rush, okay?
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I just walked away,
like you said.
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Well, I did say that, but...
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All right, Regina, I'’m... I'm ina rush. Thank you so much.
242
00:09:30,876 --> 00:09:32,834
-Hello?
-KEN: Hi.
243
00:09:33,008 --> 00:09:35,489
My name is Susan.
I'’m very happy to be here.
244
00:09:35,663 --> 00:09:37,709
-[purring]
-What is your name?
245
00:09:37,883 --> 00:09:38,884
-I'’m Ronald Reagan.
-[Ken gasps]
246
00:09:39,058 --> 00:09:40,538
-Just call me "Ronnie."
-Oh.
247
00:09:40,668 --> 00:09:43,497
Oh, I love your face.
It'’s so unusual.
248
00:09:43,671 --> 00:09:45,107
I'’m from Colorado,
249
00:09:45,281 --> 00:09:48,763
and I'’ve never lived
with another cat before.
250
00:09:48,894 --> 00:09:52,550
Well, you'’ll be fine here
because my mom loves cats.
251
00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,727
-Doesn'’t she?
I'’m gonna get... Oh!
-[door opens]
252
00:09:55,901 --> 00:09:57,032
-Oh!
-Hey, Mom.
-Chip!
253
00:09:57,206 --> 00:09:59,252
I need to borrow a car.
Do you have the keys?
254
00:09:59,426 --> 00:10:01,254
-What? My car keys?
-Yeah.
255
00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:02,864
[yowling]
-[mutters] Cat!
256
00:10:03,038 --> 00:10:04,779
What happened to your face?
257
00:10:04,953 --> 00:10:06,694
No, I-I'’m fine, Mom.
Hi, Ken. How are you?
258
00:10:06,868 --> 00:10:07,913
-Hey, Chip.
-Welcome to town.
259
00:10:08,087 --> 00:10:09,479
-Hey, glad to be here.
-Nice to see you.
260
00:10:09,654 --> 00:10:10,568
-Mm-hmm.
-What kind of shenanigans...?
261
00:10:10,698 --> 00:10:12,482
Hey, Ken,
do you have a...? Uh...
262
00:10:12,657 --> 00:10:13,701
[quietly]: He'’s always doing
these kind of things.
263
00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:15,094
Hey, Ken, do you have car
I can borrow?
264
00:10:15,268 --> 00:10:17,444
I don'’t think he's fit to drive.
265
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,752
It'’s always something with him--money, car, keys.
266
00:10:20,926 --> 00:10:23,798
Mom, a friend is relying on me.Can I borrow your car?
267
00:10:23,972 --> 00:10:25,583
-No.
-Why?
268
00:10:25,713 --> 00:10:28,063
Well, at least let me put
some Mercurochrome on this.
269
00:10:28,237 --> 00:10:29,717
-CHIP: What?
-Or a salve.
270
00:10:29,891 --> 00:10:31,719
-I don'’t want your salves
on my face.
-Oh...
271
00:10:31,893 --> 00:10:34,592
Well, you'’re gonna get
an infection, and then what?
272
00:10:34,766 --> 00:10:37,464
-He-he does have obligations.
-What?
273
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:40,162
Well, why don'’t you take him
then, Ken? Ken will take you.
274
00:10:40,336 --> 00:10:42,034
I can do it myself, Mom.
It'’s fine. I can...
275
00:10:42,164 --> 00:10:45,167
Go ahead, Ken.
Welcome to the family.
276
00:10:45,341 --> 00:10:46,908
I'’ll take care of the cats.
277
00:10:47,082 --> 00:10:48,910
[whispering]:
I don'’t have gas money.
278
00:10:50,869 --> 00:10:52,087
[sighs]
279
00:10:52,261 --> 00:10:53,828
[door closes]
280
00:10:54,002 --> 00:10:55,134
-[cat yowling]
-Ronald?
281
00:10:59,747 --> 00:11:00,966
KEN:
I didn'’t know
282
00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:02,489
we was going this far.
283
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,621
Might have to get some gas.
284
00:11:03,795 --> 00:11:04,883
I should'’ve driven.
285
00:11:05,057 --> 00:11:06,493
It'’s just to help out a friend.
286
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,714
Well, is this a friend
or a "friend"?
287
00:11:09,844 --> 00:11:11,716
I don'’t really know.
288
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,371
Friend. Yeah, friend.
289
00:11:15,545 --> 00:11:16,938
Have you thought about
what color
290
00:11:17,112 --> 00:11:18,853
you want to paint your room?
291
00:11:18,984 --> 00:11:21,595
I like plaid,or is that more of an attitude?
292
00:11:21,769 --> 00:11:24,206
Yeah, that could be
a little tricky.
293
00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:27,296
You know, sometimes you put
a color like that on the wall,
294
00:11:27,427 --> 00:11:30,430
and you step back and look at itand go, "Wow, that'’s no good."
295
00:11:30,604 --> 00:11:31,779
Or sometimes you love it,
296
00:11:31,953 --> 00:11:34,564
and two years later,
it'’s out of style.
297
00:11:34,739 --> 00:11:37,437
How long are you planning
on staying with us, Chip?
298
00:11:37,611 --> 00:11:40,832
Uh, I don'’t know.
I guess until I die?
299
00:11:42,398 --> 00:11:43,965
Oh, God.
300
00:11:44,139 --> 00:11:46,011
-[loud thudding, glass breaking]-Huh?
301
00:11:46,185 --> 00:11:48,230
[both cats yowling]
302
00:11:48,404 --> 00:11:49,884
Ronnie?
303
00:11:50,058 --> 00:11:51,712
-[loud yowling]
-Stop it, you two!
304
00:11:51,886 --> 00:11:53,671
-What are you do...? Oh!
-[glass breaking]
305
00:11:53,801 --> 00:11:55,673
-[mewing]
-Ronnie!
306
00:11:55,847 --> 00:11:57,762
Susan!
307
00:11:57,936 --> 00:11:59,589
-Susan.
-[yowls]
308
00:11:59,764 --> 00:12:00,765
Ow!
309
00:12:00,939 --> 00:12:03,376
-Bad kitty.
-[low yowl]
310
00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:05,683
CHIP:
There-there she is.
311
00:12:05,813 --> 00:12:07,902
Penelope!
312
00:12:08,076 --> 00:12:10,862
Oh... Chip.
313
00:12:11,036 --> 00:12:14,387
-How are you?
-How are you?
314
00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:17,172
-Nice to see you.
-Oh, so nice to see you, too.
315
00:12:17,346 --> 00:12:18,957
-Have you been well?
-Oh, it'’s...
-[siren toots]
316
00:12:19,131 --> 00:12:20,567
OFFICER [over speaker]: Colorado plates, move it along.
317
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,960
-KEN: Come on, you two!
-Oh.
318
00:12:22,134 --> 00:12:23,483
-Let me help you
with this stuff.
-Who is this?
319
00:12:23,657 --> 00:12:24,702
Oh, that'’s, uh,
my mom'’s boyfriend.
320
00:12:24,832 --> 00:12:26,660
Your... your mom'’s boyfriend?
321
00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:27,922
-Yeah, that'’s... that's Ken.
-Oh.
322
00:12:28,053 --> 00:12:29,750
He'’s having sex with my mom.
323
00:12:29,924 --> 00:12:32,405
[horns honking]
324
00:12:32,579 --> 00:12:34,189
Wow, Hollywood.
Look-- Madame Tussauds.
325
00:12:34,363 --> 00:12:35,713
CHIP:
Yeah.
326
00:12:35,887 --> 00:12:38,019
So, you know, uh,
Chip and I were married
327
00:12:38,193 --> 00:12:41,719
before his mother sent me away?
328
00:12:41,893 --> 00:12:44,634
No, Chip never told me
you guys were married.
329
00:12:44,809 --> 00:12:46,941
-Yeah.
-You never told him?
330
00:12:47,115 --> 00:12:48,377
Uh...
331
00:12:48,508 --> 00:12:49,944
And Christine sent you away?
332
00:12:50,075 --> 00:12:52,904
-She did, yes.
-[scoffs]
333
00:12:53,078 --> 00:12:55,689
Because we had an arrangement,
you know?
334
00:12:55,863 --> 00:12:57,735
I needed a green card,
335
00:12:57,909 --> 00:12:59,737
uh, Chip needed someone to love.
336
00:12:59,911 --> 00:13:01,434
But, uh, Christine didn'’t think
337
00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:03,653
it was a good idea, so...
338
00:13:03,828 --> 00:13:05,873
she called my father, and...
339
00:13:06,047 --> 00:13:08,528
-Hmm. Oh, I see.
-Yeah.
340
00:13:08,702 --> 00:13:11,009
I'’m sorry.
341
00:13:11,183 --> 00:13:13,011
Mm, yes.
342
00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:15,013
[Ken sighs]
343
00:13:15,187 --> 00:13:17,102
Is she still
destroying your life?
344
00:13:17,276 --> 00:13:19,278
CHIP:
Uh...
345
00:13:19,452 --> 00:13:21,280
she-she'’s got...
346
00:13:21,454 --> 00:13:23,412
She'’s better.
Bit better.
347
00:13:23,543 --> 00:13:26,676
That'’s a "yes."
[laughs]
348
00:13:26,851 --> 00:13:29,331
Hey, Ken,
so you moved to Bakerfield
349
00:13:29,505 --> 00:13:31,420
to marry a Basket just like me.
350
00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:32,944
[both chuckle]
351
00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:34,293
Mm-hmm.
352
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,469
I hope you'’re more luckier
than me, though.
353
00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:38,732
[laughs]
Yeah, well, I hope so.
354
00:13:38,906 --> 00:13:40,299
-[Penelope laughs]
-Yeah.
355
00:13:40,473 --> 00:13:42,954
It was good, though, really.
It was good in the end.
356
00:13:43,128 --> 00:13:44,956
After all,
I went back to France,
357
00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:47,654
and I dealt
with my father, and...
358
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:48,829
-It'’s, uh, different status...
-[phone ringing]
359
00:13:49,003 --> 00:13:50,352
Ho-Hold on.
Ho-Hold on, Penelope.
360
00:13:50,526 --> 00:13:51,745
Let me take this call.
361
00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:53,965
Hey, Chrissy.
362
00:13:54,139 --> 00:13:55,880
Hey, the cats got
in a big fight.
363
00:13:56,054 --> 00:13:57,577
I just wanted to let you know.
364
00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:59,231
Oh, no. Is Susan okay?
365
00:13:59,361 --> 00:14:01,320
Yeah, I... I think she is.
366
00:14:01,494 --> 00:14:03,452
-Chip?
-Yes.
367
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,803
Did you decide
on the paint for your room?
368
00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:08,893
Is it gonna be Bluebird Breeze or Blue Boy Balloon?
369
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:10,895
Oh, I was...
370
00:14:11,069 --> 00:14:12,810
Hello, Mama Baskets!
371
00:14:12,984 --> 00:14:15,769
[sing-songy]:
It'’s me, Penelope.
372
00:14:19,294 --> 00:14:22,384
Ken... take me off speaker.
373
00:14:22,558 --> 00:14:24,386
Okay, sweetie.
Talk to you later.
374
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,910
-Bye.
-[phone beeps]
375
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,955
God.
376
00:14:28,129 --> 00:14:30,262
Didn'’t you say she got better?
377
00:14:30,392 --> 00:14:31,785
She just doesn'’t... She...
378
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,961
She doesn'’t like
to be on speakerphone.
379
00:14:34,135 --> 00:14:36,703
[pop song playing]
380
00:14:43,492 --> 00:14:45,016
-Hey, staying with us? Okay.
-Uh, she is.
381
00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:47,279
-Yeah, let me take that. No.
-Oh, I got it.
382
00:14:47,409 --> 00:14:48,846
You know, it'’s what we do.
I can just...
383
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,108
I can just take it.
No. Can I help you take that?
384
00:14:50,282 --> 00:14:52,110
I was just gonna...
just take it up to her room...
385
00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:54,199
Whoa, careful, careful.
Aah! My finger. Ow.
386
00:14:54,373 --> 00:14:56,288
-Thanks. I'’ll get this.
-Oh, yeah.
387
00:14:56,418 --> 00:14:58,116
Uh, she flew in?
388
00:14:58,290 --> 00:14:59,595
Yeah, she had a long flight.
389
00:14:59,769 --> 00:15:01,946
Hey, Uber guy, can you pull outof here, please?
390
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,078
He'’s, uh...
he'’s actually with me.
391
00:15:04,209 --> 00:15:06,037
He'’s, uh, my, uh... He's my...
392
00:15:06,211 --> 00:15:08,517
Hey, do you want me
to call you stepdad or dad?
393
00:15:08,648 --> 00:15:10,345
-How do...?
-No, call me "Dad."
394
00:15:10,519 --> 00:15:12,347
-Yeah, that'’s my dad.
-Oh. So, I'’m sorry about that.
395
00:15:12,521 --> 00:15:14,436
-Thank you.-Oh, yeah, I'’ll-I'll take that.
396
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:16,308
[Penelope
and bellhop chuckle]
397
00:15:16,438 --> 00:15:18,614
Well...
398
00:15:18,788 --> 00:15:20,965
thank you so much.
399
00:15:21,139 --> 00:15:24,229
It was so nice to see you.
400
00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:26,318
Okay.
401
00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:28,015
Ciao.
402
00:15:28,189 --> 00:15:30,017
Good-bye.
403
00:15:32,324 --> 00:15:34,195
Hey, Pene... Penelope?
404
00:15:34,369 --> 00:15:36,110
-Penelope?
-Yeah?
405
00:15:36,241 --> 00:15:40,419
Did you want to maybe, uh,
grab a bite to eat tonight?
406
00:15:40,593 --> 00:15:42,247
Um...
407
00:15:42,421 --> 00:15:43,944
Remember that place in Paris
we used to go to go?
408
00:15:44,118 --> 00:15:46,251
-that looked like a...
-No. I'’m sorry. I'm so tired.
409
00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:48,122
I just had a long flight,
you know?
410
00:15:48,253 --> 00:15:50,124
It'’s just
that I'’m in Los Angeles,
411
00:15:50,255 --> 00:15:51,996
and it'’s kind of neat for me.
412
00:15:52,126 --> 00:15:53,171
I'’m stuck in Bakersfield.
413
00:15:53,345 --> 00:15:54,912
I thought maybe...
414
00:15:55,086 --> 00:15:56,348
Ah, right.
415
00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:58,350
You'’re stuck with your mother.
416
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,352
You need to get away,
417
00:16:00,482 --> 00:16:02,441
I think, hmm?
418
00:16:03,616 --> 00:16:05,574
MAN:
Penelope?
419
00:16:05,705 --> 00:16:07,489
-I'’m sorry. I have to go.
-Penelope?
420
00:16:07,663 --> 00:16:10,275
-Good luck.
-That you?
421
00:16:10,449 --> 00:16:11,929
PENELOPE:
Hey! Hey!
422
00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:13,147
MAN:
Come on in. The water'’s fine.
423
00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:14,844
-[Penelope laughs]
-Welcome to your future.
424
00:16:15,019 --> 00:16:16,629
-PENELOPE [laughing]: Oh.
-[horn toots loudly]
425
00:16:16,803 --> 00:16:18,065
Okay.
426
00:16:18,239 --> 00:16:21,590
Sorry, Chip.
I was worried about my cat.
427
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,472
HUELL HOWSER:
Hi, I'’m Huell Howser.
428
00:16:33,646 --> 00:16:35,126
-And if you like animals,
-[door closes]
429
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,518
-you should watch our video log -KEN: Christine?
430
00:16:36,692 --> 00:16:38,390
-special tonight starring...
-In here.
431
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,957
Hi, boys.
432
00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:42,046
-Where'’s Susan?
-Oh.
433
00:16:42,176 --> 00:16:44,135
She ran in the,
uh, gift wrap room,
434
00:16:44,309 --> 00:16:46,224
and Ronnie-- I don'’t know wherehe ran, but...
435
00:16:46,398 --> 00:16:49,488
They'’re just not connecting yet.It'’s gonna take time.
436
00:16:49,662 --> 00:16:51,664
Oh, poor Susan.
She must be so scared.
437
00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:53,448
CHRISTINE:
Well, Ronnie'’s scared.
438
00:16:53,622 --> 00:16:56,147
-Chip, how are you?
-I'’m fine, Mom, thank you.
439
00:16:56,321 --> 00:16:58,192
You know what?
She knows my scent.
440
00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:00,194
I think I'’ll go sleepin the gift wrap room with her,
441
00:17:00,368 --> 00:17:02,240
-keep her company.
-MRS. BASKETS: Ken...
442
00:17:02,414 --> 00:17:04,416
Just throw an old shirt
in there.
443
00:17:04,546 --> 00:17:06,679
-[sighs]
-Now I'’m gonna be all alone.
444
00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:08,159
[clicks her tongue]
445
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,943
Where are you gonna sleep,
honey?
446
00:17:11,684 --> 00:17:13,686
Uh, just...
This is... this is good.
447
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,731
We made some of our
most popular video logs...
448
00:17:15,905 --> 00:17:19,039
-I'’m tired.
-Yeah.
449
00:17:19,213 --> 00:17:22,347
You know, your dad always likedto sleep in a chair.
450
00:17:22,521 --> 00:17:26,351
...starting with the smallest pets we ever met.
451
00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:30,355
[sighs]
452
00:17:30,529 --> 00:17:31,965
Oh, Chri... Oh...
453
00:17:32,139 --> 00:17:34,359
Christine? Oh.
454
00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:36,013
Hey. Hello from down the hall.
455
00:17:36,187 --> 00:17:38,015
[laughs]
You know,
456
00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:43,020
I'’m kind of used to talking to you on the screen like this.
457
00:17:43,194 --> 00:17:44,543
I just wanted to say
458
00:17:44,717 --> 00:17:47,807
I know how hard it must be
for you and Susan.
459
00:17:47,981 --> 00:17:50,114
I'’m a cat person, you know, so,
460
00:17:50,288 --> 00:17:53,117
I really realize
what you'’re going through.
461
00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:56,163
I just wanted
to say I... I understand.
462
00:17:56,337 --> 00:17:58,165
Thank you, baby.
I want you to know
463
00:17:58,339 --> 00:18:01,473
that both Susan and I are
very happy to be here.
464
00:18:01,603 --> 00:18:03,040
-Aren'’t we, baby? See?
-[purring]
465
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:05,042
Well, you tell Susan
that I had a talk
466
00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:08,045
with Ronald Reagan,
and he'’s over it.
467
00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:12,179
And he'’s gonna allow
a Democratic cat in the house.
468
00:18:12,353 --> 00:18:14,094
[chuckles]
469
00:18:14,268 --> 00:18:16,575
-You registered the cat
as a Democrat?
-Yes.
470
00:18:16,749 --> 00:18:18,533
-[both chuckle]
-[Susan purrs]
471
00:18:18,707 --> 00:18:21,145
And thank you so much
for being nice to Chip.
472
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:22,276
-Yeah.
-You know, I think
473
00:18:22,407 --> 00:18:24,800
he'’s struggling
with this move, too.
474
00:18:24,974 --> 00:18:26,541
-Chip'’s a sensitive kid.
-Yeah.
475
00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:28,195
Oh, speak of the devil.
476
00:18:28,369 --> 00:18:29,979
-Hey, Chip.
-Hey, Mom.
477
00:18:30,154 --> 00:18:31,981
Hey, Ken, I got to go.
Good night, honey.
478
00:18:32,156 --> 00:18:33,287
I'’ll see you in the morning.
479
00:18:33,418 --> 00:18:34,810
Good night. I love y...
480
00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:36,160
Chip, what are you doing?
481
00:18:36,334 --> 00:18:38,162
-Did you wake up?
-Hey, Mom.
482
00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:39,772
Yeah, do you have a sleeping bagin any of the box?
483
00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:41,208
I'’m chilly downstairs.
484
00:18:41,382 --> 00:18:42,601
I did, but you know,
485
00:18:42,775 --> 00:18:45,212
I kind of zone out
when I'’m packing.
486
00:18:45,386 --> 00:18:46,779
Come on in here.
487
00:18:46,953 --> 00:18:48,302
-You know what you need?
-What?
488
00:18:48,476 --> 00:18:52,219
You need a hugfrom your mother who loves you.
489
00:18:52,393 --> 00:18:53,742
-I'’m good.
-Get in here
490
00:18:53,873 --> 00:18:56,049
and cuddle with me a little bit.I miss that.
491
00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:58,269
Mom, I'’m fine.
492
00:18:58,443 --> 00:18:59,966
This is a California King.
493
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,141
No, thank you.
494
00:19:01,315 --> 00:19:04,275
Come on.
495
00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:06,799
[meows]
496
00:19:06,973 --> 00:19:08,801
Oh.
497
00:19:11,325 --> 00:19:14,763
You know, Ken'’s here now,and it'’s hard for us to adjust.
498
00:19:14,894 --> 00:19:17,288
You know I'’m not trying
to replace you, honey.
499
00:19:18,854 --> 00:19:21,553
You'’re such a good boy.
I just love you.
500
00:19:23,337 --> 00:19:25,557
Have you, uh,
501
00:19:25,687 --> 00:19:29,430
thought about a color of paint
for your room?
502
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:35,697
Mom, I... I was...
503
00:19:35,871 --> 00:19:37,264
I'’ve kind of been thinking
504
00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:39,658
that maybe I'’m gonna move out,
505
00:19:39,832 --> 00:19:42,226
-so, I...
-[snoring]
506
00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:49,015
[snoring]
507
00:20:02,811 --> 00:20:04,422
[doorbell rings]
508
00:20:04,596 --> 00:20:07,338
-Uncle Chip!
-Hi.
509
00:20:07,512 --> 00:20:08,904
-How are you?
-Welcome, man.
510
00:20:09,078 --> 00:20:10,079
Hi!
511
00:20:10,341 --> 00:20:11,385
-Come in, come in.
-Hi.
-[door closes]
512
00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:13,387
Come in, man.
This is the palace.
513
00:20:13,518 --> 00:20:14,910
Thank you guys so much
for letting me stay here.
514
00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:17,043
-I appreciate it.
-Of course, man.
515
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,392
He'’s supposed
to sleep with us for, like,
516
00:20:18,523 --> 00:20:20,351
-a year or whatever, so...
-Yeah, so you can
517
00:20:20,525 --> 00:20:23,354
stay in his room tillhe'’s, like, one or even longer.
518
00:20:23,528 --> 00:20:25,704
-Yeah. Do you want to hold him?
-I'’m fine.
519
00:20:25,878 --> 00:20:27,401
-He wants you to hold him.
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
520
00:20:27,575 --> 00:20:28,402
Yeah, get him.
521
00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:29,882
Here you go, Uncle Chippy.
Get me!
522
00:20:30,056 --> 00:20:31,405
-Oh. Oh.
-Oh...
523
00:20:31,579 --> 00:20:33,190
-Yes.
-It'’s okay.
524
00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:34,756
Hi.
525
00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:36,497
-[Trinity chuckles]
-Hi.
526
00:20:36,671 --> 00:20:39,413
-Look at that. Natural.
-Yes.
527
00:20:39,587 --> 00:20:40,980
Uncle Chippy.
528
00:20:41,154 --> 00:20:42,199
What'’s its name?
529
00:20:42,329 --> 00:20:44,375
Well, we never would'’ve met
530
00:20:44,549 --> 00:20:45,550
if it wasn'’t for you,
so we named him...
531
00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:47,116
-Chip. We named him Chip.
-Chip.
532
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:48,727
-[Trinity laughs]-Named him Chip, like your name.
533
00:20:48,901 --> 00:20:51,556
Chip. Yes!Welcome
to the family, Uncle Chip.
534
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:52,861
JODE:
You'’re in.
535
00:20:52,992 --> 00:20:55,212
-Hi, Chip.
-[crying]
536
00:20:55,386 --> 00:20:57,214
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Media Access Group at WGBH
537
00:20:57,388 --> 00:20:59,216
[whistling melody]
538
00:21:29,463 --> 00:21:31,378
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