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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Where did everybody go?
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I don't know.
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Let's get outta here.
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Okay.
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Help!
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Help, hey!
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- Help!
- Help!
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What the hell are
you doing, Jesse? Gina?
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- It's following!
- All right, take it easy!
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Tell me what's going on.
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Get in the car.
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Holy shit!
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Wow, you lasted a whole 10 minutes
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into the movie this time.
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That's a new record.
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It's my one and only super power.
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All right, let's get
you upstairs, you old man.
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Sexy time?
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You're too tired.
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We'll see about that.
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Ah!
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Okay.
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Okay, okay.
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I dunno how
you put it to your face.
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Aww.
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Shit in your beard.
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You said you want me to shave my face?
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No, you can't shave.
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Why not?
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'Cause I have short hair,
you have the rest of the hair.
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You're the girl, I'm the guy.
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- You do not look like a boy.
- I do.
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Maybe, like, you know, a
really effeminate Peter Pan,
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but not a boy.
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Do you want to see Master
Blaster 2000 next week?
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- Nobody wants to see Master...
- Please, please.
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- Yes, they do.
- No.
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In Amherst, New York.
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What's in it for me?
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National attention
because Dr. Clukian
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was the gynecologist who also...
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I think you know what's in it for you.
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He was killed at the
kitchen of his own own home
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by a high powered rifle
shotgun some distance away.
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Comin' in hot.
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Oh.
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- Baby?
- Yeah?
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Let's get married again.
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- No!
- Why?
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No.
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Don't you remember how expensive that was?
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Well, then let's just go to Vegas.
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Are you serious?
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Mm-hmm.
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- Okay!
- Mm-hmm.
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Forever.
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Forever and more.
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Ugh, is this broken?
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Baby, I'm gonna get a glass of water.
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Carina!
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Hey, hey, what happened?
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What happened?
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Carina!
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You're okay.
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You're okay.
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Carina, tell me what happened.
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Hey, it's okay, Carina.
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It's okay.
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I am.
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Okay?
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It's my job.
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Yes.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, love you, too.
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Trouble at home?
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It's all good.
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What's goin' on here?
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I'm not sure.
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This young couple called
in a double suicide bit.
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What do you mean you don't know?
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I'm sorry.
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This is a federal matter now.
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Who're you?
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Call this number, he'll
explain the situation.
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Look, wait a second...
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Just call the number.
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We've also contacted your
superior to explain the matter.
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Yeah, so there's that.
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In all your years, have
anything like this ever happened?
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Hello?
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Yup, I'm comin'.
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Sorry for the early
morning wake up call.
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Is it a good time to talk?
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Carina.
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Hey.
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Carina, hey.
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There's somebody here
that wants to talk to you.
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Carina, we gotta talk about
last night, all right?
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There's someone here's gonna
ask you a couple questions.
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All right?
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Okay.
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All right, this is Detective...
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Detective Anthony Barker.
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Your husband John was
kind enough to let me in
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to ask you all some questions
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regarding last night's incident.
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Uh, that is if you're feeling up to it.
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Carina, was it?
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Okay, uh, Carina, John told me
that you was the only witness
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for last night's incident.
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Can you explain what you saw?
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Um, pain?
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Pain.
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I'm sure it was painful, but...
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There were two of them.
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There was one laying on the ground dead,
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and, um,
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and the other one looking at me.
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Um,
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that's fine, if I need
anything, I'll be in touch.
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Hey, can I ask you somethin'?
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Uh, sure, what about?
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If you can give me any information,
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like names, motives.
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Sorry.
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Look, my wife, she's freaked out.
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I gotta tell her somethin'.
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I'm sorry, I can't.
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To be honest,
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to be honest, I don't know
what happened last night.
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Okay?
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But I promise you, as soon
as I find out anything,
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I'll let you know.
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What do you even mean...
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I'm sorry to bother you, sir.
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Are you Mr. John Maxi?
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Yeah, I'm John Maxi.
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Is Mrs. Maxi home?
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Uh, you know, no, she's not, so, um,
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uh, excuse me?
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What the shit?
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Yeah, the wife got me out on the couch.
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I will, but right after
I'm done with this case.
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Look,
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something's really not
right that's goin' on here.
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Isn't this the reason we became cops?
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You're one of
the good ones, Anthony.
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Anyway, I found a similar
case from a few years back.
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This poor guy claims he saw a man
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turn into a lizard person.
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So now what?
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Yeah, the crazy
bastard moved to Nevada
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and has been living just
outside Area 51 ever since.
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He's got a website, Tom
the Conspiracy Theorist.
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Sending you a link now.
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All right, thanks, man, I appreciate it.
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Come on.
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What?
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It's the Master Blaster thing.
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I thought you loved that.
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What's that?
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Role play sex?
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Excuse me.
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Can you guys tell me
more about your tours?
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Hi, I'm Isabelle, this
is my boyfriend Desmond.
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What the heck, Isabelle?
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Oh, hey, guys.
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I'm Desmond, what can I do for ya?
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Um, it says you guys
are conspiracy theorists.
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Wait, have you guys actually traveled
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to all these places?
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Most of them.
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We're hardcore enthusiasts
trying to find out the answers
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to what the government
doesn't want us to know about.
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Wait, do you mean like
ghosts and things like that?
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You mean spirits?
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Yes, yes, of course.
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So you guys, like,
actually seen anything?
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We've been to some
pretty terrifying places,
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but personally, I haven't seen anything.
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Well, where are you going next?
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Well, we're getting
a small group together
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to camp out at Area 51
at the end of the month.
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You guys should totally come with us.
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And bring your friends.
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That sounds epic.
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Awesome!
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Just sign up right here,
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and we'll give you a
couple in a couple of weeks
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when we have everything set up.
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Awesome, sounds good.
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All right, all right, yay.
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Camping, aliens.
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Master Blaster 2, come on.
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Are you sure you wanna do this?
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Yeah!
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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Really, like, I been trying to be cool,
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like, the last couple months,
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I know you're coping with
a lot since that night,
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but this is just a little much.
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Aw, are you scared we'll
actually find something?
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I mean, a jail cell?
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Oh my God, John, you
know me better than that.
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I mean, do I?
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Because over the last couple months,
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I know you've just been
coping with so much
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that you've just been researching
nonstop on the internet.
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All these conspiracy theories,
and like all this stuff.
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Listen, I swear I'm fine.
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Let's just do this one last thing,
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and then it's over, okay?
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I promise.
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All right.
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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Hey!
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It's me, Brother B.
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And I've come with a very
special message for you today,
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and it's about aliens,
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and how they are among us,
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and how the government
is covering them up.
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And based on the
substantial evidence that...
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Hey, you ready yet?
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Local authorities,
and these might know
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- it is true.
- Hello, Carina.
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You in there?
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There is no Carina, only Zuul.
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All right, well, as long as
you pay rent, I don't care.
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No, come on!
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There's only five more minutes!
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Aren't you gonna get enough
of that stuff this weekend?
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What the hell?
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Hey, you know we got
a front door, right?
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Oh, I'm sorry, man.
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I shoulda called first.
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Are you goin' somewhere?
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Yeah, uh, I'm actually
taking the wife up to Area 51.
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Mm.
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That's your idea of a romantic getaway?
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Yeah, I mean, no, but since that night,
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she's Just been like researching
government conspiracies,
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and, you know.
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What you think?
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Think about what?
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Government conspiracies,
ghosts,
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aliens.
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No, no.
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It's, uh, it's not my thing.
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Yeah, so, uh, I gotta get goin'.
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Uh, not to hold you up,
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but if you don't mind,
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I'd like to hang back
for a couple of minutes
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just to see if I find anything.
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Knock yourself out, man.
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All right.
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Oh yeah, and if you find
my wedding ring back there,
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- can you let me know?
- Finders keepers.
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It's the
bottom of the eighth inning,
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and so far it's been...
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Should we report him?
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What?
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No.
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It's just creepy, though.
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I don't think he meant anything by it.
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I mean, if anything,
you know, realistically,
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I think he's the only one that
actually gives a shit, so...
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Okay.
271
00:14:29,545 --> 00:14:32,843
Change of subject, let's
listen to some creepy stories.
272
00:14:32,845 --> 00:14:34,133
Ahh, no can do.
273
00:14:34,135 --> 00:14:36,033
I'm drivin', so we'll listen
274
00:14:36,035 --> 00:14:37,664
to whatever King John wants to listen to.
275
00:14:37,666 --> 00:14:39,033
Whoa, King John?
276
00:14:39,035 --> 00:14:40,463
Am I supposed to call you that now?
277
00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:41,313
Uh-huh, yup.
278
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,223
That's King John, master
of the bedroom to you.
279
00:14:43,225 --> 00:14:46,418
All right, well, I guess
there's some truth to that.
280
00:14:49,525 --> 00:14:50,643
Forever?
281
00:14:50,645 --> 00:14:52,423
Forever and more.
282
00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:54,613
Pitcher
throws the fastball.
283
00:14:54,615 --> 00:14:55,753
It's a hard hit!
284
00:14:55,755 --> 00:14:57,875
Ground to third, over to second in time...
285
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,623
What're you still doin' here?
286
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:44,583
Oh, Chief,
I was just finishing up.
287
00:15:44,585 --> 00:15:46,665
Something on your mind?
288
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:47,993
Uh, no, no.
289
00:15:47,995 --> 00:15:49,518
I'm fine.
290
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,256
When're you gonna learn
to trust me, Anthony?
291
00:15:53,362 --> 00:15:55,303
You're still working the Maxi case.
292
00:15:55,305 --> 00:15:56,303
Look, Chief...
293
00:15:56,305 --> 00:15:58,783
I know you have a hard
time letting things go,
294
00:15:58,785 --> 00:16:01,593
but I'm gonna look the
other way on this one.
295
00:16:01,595 --> 00:16:04,168
But come Monday, I want
you to forget about it.
296
00:16:05,285 --> 00:16:06,648
Blood test results are in.
297
00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:09,526
Monday.
298
00:16:32,395 --> 00:16:37,208
Are you sure those are the lab results?
299
00:16:39,545 --> 00:16:41,045
Did you take multiple samples?
300
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,648
No, no, it's fine, it's okay.
301
00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:47,168
Look, I gotta,
302
00:16:48,285 --> 00:16:49,733
I can't have my wife catching me right now
303
00:16:49,735 --> 00:16:50,933
working this late.
304
00:16:50,935 --> 00:16:52,453
Okay?
305
00:16:52,455 --> 00:16:54,763
All right, I'll talk to you Monday.
306
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,241
All right.
307
00:16:59,015 --> 00:17:01,568
Honey, I'm home!
308
00:17:04,535 --> 00:17:05,368
Baby?
309
00:17:10,015 --> 00:17:10,948
Jessica.
310
00:17:13,975 --> 00:17:14,808
Honey?
311
00:17:19,965 --> 00:17:20,798
Baby.
312
00:17:58,555 --> 00:17:59,888
Detective Anthony Barker.
313
00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:02,448
Oh, Tom?
314
00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:04,818
I'll get on right now, okay?
315
00:18:12,702 --> 00:18:13,533
Hello, my friend.
316
00:18:13,535 --> 00:18:15,198
How are things this evening?
317
00:18:16,815 --> 00:18:18,543
Not so good, man.
318
00:18:18,545 --> 00:18:21,203
What's with the long face?
319
00:18:21,205 --> 00:18:24,577
I messed up, man, tonight, uh,
320
00:18:24,579 --> 00:18:27,783
I was supposed to be with
Jessica for our anniversary.
321
00:18:27,785 --> 00:18:31,083
Oh, man, did you forget
your own anniversary?
322
00:18:31,085 --> 00:18:32,253
I know, man, yeah.
323
00:18:32,255 --> 00:18:36,023
Hey, I told you to
take it easy, my friend.
324
00:18:36,025 --> 00:18:38,998
Hell, your partner and your
boss told you the same thing.
325
00:18:40,415 --> 00:18:41,398
I know, look,
326
00:18:42,235 --> 00:18:43,443
but I'm gonna fix everything.
327
00:18:43,445 --> 00:18:45,649
I'm gonna set everything right,
328
00:18:45,651 --> 00:18:47,253
I'm gonna get,
329
00:18:47,255 --> 00:18:50,003
have Jessica fall back in love with me,
330
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:53,323
but as soon as I finish this case.
331
00:18:53,325 --> 00:18:55,293
Oh, speaking of which,
332
00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:57,633
I was reading up on the lizard
people living underground.
333
00:18:57,635 --> 00:18:59,773
Actually, I was wondering
if you could tell me more
334
00:18:59,775 --> 00:19:01,343
about the Men in Black.
335
00:19:01,345 --> 00:19:02,743
The Men in Black.
336
00:19:02,745 --> 00:19:05,578
Yeah, I, I think I met them.
337
00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:08,133
On the case you're workin' on?
338
00:19:08,135 --> 00:19:09,203
Yeah.
339
00:19:09,205 --> 00:19:11,953
Tom, I'm telling you,
340
00:19:11,955 --> 00:19:15,883
something's really not
right that's going on.
341
00:19:15,885 --> 00:19:17,413
Really sketchy.
342
00:19:17,415 --> 00:19:20,623
I don't know, it's like, Ms. Maxi, right?
343
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,633
She says she saw two bodies that night.
344
00:19:22,635 --> 00:19:24,148
- And?
- It happened.
345
00:19:25,175 --> 00:19:28,213
Yeah, by the time I showed up,
346
00:19:28,215 --> 00:19:30,213
there was only one body.
347
00:19:30,215 --> 00:19:32,793
No one else tampered with the evidence.
348
00:19:32,795 --> 00:19:35,663
I'm telling you, man, it's
a government conspiracy.
349
00:19:35,665 --> 00:19:36,528
That's not all.
350
00:19:37,855 --> 00:19:40,493
I found some bloody headphones
in the backyard, right?
351
00:19:40,495 --> 00:19:42,373
Please tell me you ran them for prints.
352
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:43,483
It was the husband.
353
00:19:43,485 --> 00:19:44,878
I swear her husband did it.
354
00:19:45,895 --> 00:19:46,945
The blood was mine.
355
00:19:48,009 --> 00:19:49,563
Dude.
356
00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:52,653
That's some M. Night
Shama-level twisted shit.
357
00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:55,083
I think I'm startin' to lose my mind.
358
00:19:55,085 --> 00:19:57,760
I'll see what my guys say about the MIB,
359
00:19:57,762 --> 00:19:59,230
but I would lay low, man.
360
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,356
You're way in over your head.
361
00:20:02,489 --> 00:20:03,466
I dunno.
362
00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:04,301
Maybe.
363
00:20:10,385 --> 00:20:11,643
Hey, they told us to meet them
364
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:14,008
at that alien-themed
restaurant off the 15, right?
365
00:20:15,128 --> 00:20:16,458
You know what? Let me check.
366
00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:19,195
Yeah, that's the one.
367
00:20:20,772 --> 00:20:22,472
Well, I think this is it.
368
00:20:23,441 --> 00:20:24,396
Oh, wow.
369
00:20:24,398 --> 00:20:26,948
There's the welcoming committee.
370
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:27,873
Be nice.
371
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,842
I haven't even said anything yet.
372
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,148
- Hi!
- Hey.
373
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:33,639
Hey!
374
00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:35,047
- How are you?
- You made it!
375
00:20:35,049 --> 00:20:36,277
I did.
376
00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:37,467
Hello, how are you?
377
00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:38,636
Good!
378
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,947
Hi!
379
00:20:39,949 --> 00:20:40,780
- Hey!
- Oh!
380
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,633
Goin' in for the hug, okay, okay.
381
00:20:42,635 --> 00:20:44,053
You remember my boyfriend Desmond?
382
00:20:44,055 --> 00:20:46,493
- Yeah.
- Glad you all could make it!
383
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:47,653
This is his cousin Logan,
384
00:20:47,655 --> 00:20:49,068
he's visiting from Florida.
385
00:20:50,085 --> 00:20:51,463
What're you doin' up this way?
386
00:20:51,465 --> 00:20:54,133
You know, anything to
get away from the parents.
387
00:20:54,135 --> 00:20:55,893
Oh, you're still in college?
388
00:20:55,895 --> 00:20:57,243
Workin' on my PhD.
389
00:20:57,245 --> 00:20:59,713
Logan's gonna be a doctor
of microbiology.
390
00:20:59,715 --> 00:21:01,243
Very impressive.
391
00:21:01,245 --> 00:21:02,078
Thank you.
392
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,353
Well, I'm hungry.
393
00:21:07,355 --> 00:21:08,863
- Anyone else?
- Me, too, yeah.
394
00:21:08,865 --> 00:21:09,788
Let's go.
395
00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,763
Haven't you ever seen
cloth in space before?
396
00:21:16,765 --> 00:21:19,373
I'm tellin' you, you
gotta look at the flag.
397
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,433
But I thought the moon had some gravity.
398
00:21:21,435 --> 00:21:22,713
Does it not?
399
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:25,363
Yeah, wouldn't that mean
there'd be a little atmosphere?
400
00:21:25,365 --> 00:21:26,483
AKA wind?
401
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,950
Okay, well, what about all the shadows?
402
00:21:28,952 --> 00:21:30,223
What shadows?
403
00:21:30,225 --> 00:21:33,213
All of the shadows are coming
from different directions.
404
00:21:33,215 --> 00:21:36,090
Technically, only the
sun is giving the light.
405
00:21:36,092 --> 00:21:37,483
Huh.
406
00:21:37,485 --> 00:21:39,170
Baby, what do you think?
407
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,713
Oh, don't ask me, I just build bikes.
408
00:21:41,715 --> 00:21:42,813
Come on, what do you say?
409
00:21:42,815 --> 00:21:45,533
The moon landing, is it fake or real?
410
00:21:45,535 --> 00:21:46,773
Why would it be fake?
411
00:21:46,775 --> 00:21:48,733
Because the US government wanted to win
412
00:21:48,735 --> 00:21:51,093
the great Space Race with Russia.
413
00:21:51,095 --> 00:21:51,926
Okay.
414
00:21:51,928 --> 00:21:54,643
I mean, I think that's a dumb
reason to fake a moon landing.
415
00:21:54,645 --> 00:21:56,853
Yeah, you're not gonna
get anything out of him.
416
00:21:56,855 --> 00:21:58,243
That's not true.
417
00:21:58,245 --> 00:21:59,503
She gets somethin' out
of me every night, right?
418
00:21:59,505 --> 00:22:00,473
Bah!
419
00:22:02,005 --> 00:22:03,563
Hey.
420
00:22:03,565 --> 00:22:05,543
I'm gonna hit the head.
421
00:22:05,545 --> 00:22:06,763
Which way's the restroom?
422
00:22:06,765 --> 00:22:07,596
Around back on your left.
423
00:22:07,598 --> 00:22:08,431
Thanks.
424
00:22:10,025 --> 00:22:11,463
Sorry about that.
425
00:22:11,465 --> 00:22:12,723
Don't be.
426
00:22:12,725 --> 00:22:15,363
You shouldn't have to hold
back your love for a second.
427
00:22:15,365 --> 00:22:17,373
I think it's important
to always show affection
428
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:18,808
for the one you care for.
429
00:22:21,395 --> 00:22:24,298
So what do you ladies think
about the Roswell crash?
430
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,181
Don't go, please, stay!
431
00:22:40,183 --> 00:22:41,112
- Please, don't go!
- Listen, back up!
432
00:22:41,114 --> 00:22:42,797
- Don't!
- Back up!
433
00:22:42,799 --> 00:22:44,123
- Dude!
- No, stay, stay!
434
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,800
Back up, man!
435
00:22:45,802 --> 00:22:46,763
- Calm down!
- Stay, stay!
436
00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:47,596
Calm down!
437
00:22:47,598 --> 00:22:49,654
All right, hey, chill out!
438
00:22:49,656 --> 00:22:50,739
- Chill!
- Stay.
439
00:23:04,805 --> 00:23:06,270
Oh my God, John, what happened?
440
00:23:06,272 --> 00:23:08,383
Hey, just some crazy
guy back there, all right?
441
00:23:08,385 --> 00:23:09,833
- It's nothing.
- Where?
442
00:23:09,835 --> 00:23:10,666
What, what do you mean?
443
00:23:10,668 --> 00:23:12,053
Some old dude just yellin' at me.
444
00:23:12,055 --> 00:23:13,572
- What?
- Let's go kick his ass!
445
00:23:13,574 --> 00:23:14,983
- No, Logan, Logan.
- Logan!
446
00:23:14,985 --> 00:23:15,833
Logan!
447
00:23:15,835 --> 00:23:16,821
Logan!
448
00:23:16,823 --> 00:23:17,942
Come on, let's just get out of here!
449
00:23:17,944 --> 00:23:19,121
Come on!
450
00:23:19,123 --> 00:23:20,363
- All right?
- Are you sure you're okay?
451
00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:21,433
Yeah, I'm fine, all right.
452
00:23:21,435 --> 00:23:22,448
He just spooked me.
453
00:23:24,091 --> 00:23:25,591
Let's get in the car, come on.
454
00:23:29,835 --> 00:23:31,769
Ever think about time time travel?
455
00:23:31,771 --> 00:23:33,488
Yeah, yeah.
456
00:23:34,795 --> 00:23:36,973
Like for instance, if you,
457
00:23:36,975 --> 00:23:38,133
you got any more stakes over there?
458
00:23:38,135 --> 00:23:38,968
Yeah.
459
00:23:40,305 --> 00:23:43,993
Like if you could go back
in time and kill Hitler,
460
00:23:43,995 --> 00:23:46,413
but you knew because of the
butterfly effect and everything
461
00:23:46,415 --> 00:23:48,853
that if you did, you'd actually be born
462
00:23:48,855 --> 00:23:50,593
a woman instead of a man,
463
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,663
and, uh, I don't know,
464
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:57,093
like, uh, your sister has some
sort of terrible disease...
465
00:23:57,095 --> 00:24:00,568
I mean, yeah, no, I think
about that all the time.
466
00:24:02,735 --> 00:24:04,713
Tent's lookin' good, boys, keep it up!
467
00:24:04,715 --> 00:24:06,203
Oh, thanks, Logan.
468
00:24:06,205 --> 00:24:07,533
Little help?
469
00:24:07,535 --> 00:24:09,263
No, you guys got this stuff
figured out more than I do.
470
00:24:09,265 --> 00:24:10,815
It's better left in your hands.
471
00:24:11,898 --> 00:24:13,507
You guys got it.
472
00:24:13,509 --> 00:24:14,473
Hey, Desmond.
473
00:24:14,475 --> 00:24:15,923
Yeah.
474
00:24:15,925 --> 00:24:18,898
So, uh, what's the
deal with your cousin?
475
00:24:20,658 --> 00:24:23,133
Oh, he's in a fraternity.
476
00:24:23,135 --> 00:24:25,223
Got kicked out of school
with the rest of them.
477
00:24:25,225 --> 00:24:29,613
He's on academic suspension
until they review his case.
478
00:24:29,615 --> 00:24:32,402
Whole hazing thing, you know how it goes.
479
00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:34,695
What, like the butt stuff?
480
00:24:34,697 --> 00:24:36,144
Yeah, like the butt stuff.
481
00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:38,733
You know, the kinda stuff you read about.
482
00:24:38,735 --> 00:24:39,566
I suspected.
483
00:24:39,568 --> 00:24:40,399
Yeah, yeah, so they're all
484
00:24:40,401 --> 00:24:43,288
on academic probation pending review.
485
00:24:44,239 --> 00:24:47,992
So how's business though,
like with the tours and stuff?
486
00:24:49,045 --> 00:24:49,876
Things good?
487
00:24:49,878 --> 00:24:52,433
Well, you didn't bring anyone, so...
488
00:24:52,435 --> 00:24:54,110
Well, it's not my job.
489
00:24:54,112 --> 00:24:56,378
So, you know.
490
00:24:57,515 --> 00:24:59,563
Yeah, no, we're doin' all
right, we're doin' all right.
491
00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:01,183
Gone to a lot of really cool places.
492
00:25:01,185 --> 00:25:03,779
I think you're gonna love Area 51.
493
00:25:03,781 --> 00:25:06,910
I mean, as long as
Carina likes it, you know.
494
00:25:06,912 --> 00:25:09,123
Come on, get into the spirit.
495
00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:10,413
I'm with it, I'm with it, you know.
496
00:25:10,415 --> 00:25:12,503
Like, time travel, right?
497
00:25:12,505 --> 00:25:13,943
Paradoxes.
498
00:25:13,945 --> 00:25:15,073
Quantum Leap.
499
00:25:15,075 --> 00:25:15,972
Aliens.
500
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:17,366
Aliens, that's it, that's it.
501
00:25:17,368 --> 00:25:18,603
I'm gonna make you a believer yet.
502
00:25:18,605 --> 00:25:20,043
- Somethin'.
- We'll see.
503
00:25:20,045 --> 00:25:21,113
Well, tent looks like shit,
504
00:25:21,115 --> 00:25:24,293
so it's probably perfect for Logan.
505
00:25:24,295 --> 00:25:26,778
So what made you wanna
come to Area 51 with us?
506
00:25:29,245 --> 00:25:31,293
I'm sorry, what's that now?
507
00:25:31,295 --> 00:25:33,053
I'm sorry, it's just
that you and your husband
508
00:25:33,055 --> 00:25:35,134
don't seem like our usual clients.
509
00:25:35,136 --> 00:25:38,533
Yeah, well, we're
all kinda new to this stuff.
510
00:25:38,535 --> 00:25:39,518
Oh, yeah?
511
00:25:40,835 --> 00:25:42,028
Yeah, um,
512
00:25:43,473 --> 00:25:45,293
I mean, I actually don't
really talk about it,
513
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:49,733
but some weird things happened
to me a few months ago.
514
00:25:49,735 --> 00:25:51,343
Yeah?
515
00:25:51,345 --> 00:25:52,178
Yeah.
516
00:25:53,325 --> 00:25:55,623
I mean, I don't even
know how to describe it.
517
00:25:55,625 --> 00:25:57,138
There was this man, and, um,
518
00:25:58,245 --> 00:26:00,318
he shot himself.
519
00:26:01,605 --> 00:26:03,283
Oh my God, that's awful!
520
00:26:03,285 --> 00:26:04,118
Why?
521
00:26:05,485 --> 00:26:08,493
That's the thing,
I don't know.
522
00:26:08,495 --> 00:26:11,393
But his face was like...
523
00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:13,568
Well, did you call the police?
524
00:26:14,465 --> 00:26:15,298
Yeah.
525
00:26:16,665 --> 00:26:20,743
But I don't know, they
weren't like real police.
526
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:21,648
Weren't real.
527
00:26:23,527 --> 00:26:25,823
Okay, to be honest, Isabelle,
528
00:26:25,825 --> 00:26:28,533
I think this whole thing
is a government coverup.
529
00:26:28,535 --> 00:26:31,103
I mean, the cops came,
530
00:26:31,105 --> 00:26:34,673
and I just don't think
they were real cops.
531
00:26:34,675 --> 00:26:37,183
And then these two men dressed in black,
532
00:26:37,185 --> 00:26:38,016
they came in, too.
533
00:26:38,018 --> 00:26:40,193
It was so weird.
534
00:26:40,195 --> 00:26:42,132
Well, did John see any of this?
535
00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:44,863
Yeah, John
thinks I'm losing my mind.
536
00:26:44,865 --> 00:26:45,753
Don't say that.
537
00:26:45,755 --> 00:26:47,583
I've seen the way he looks at you,
538
00:26:47,585 --> 00:26:48,938
and it's nothing but love.
539
00:26:55,525 --> 00:26:56,793
Can you do me a solid?
540
00:26:56,795 --> 00:26:57,626
Sure.
541
00:26:57,628 --> 00:27:00,063
Can you just not tell
John about any of this?
542
00:27:00,065 --> 00:27:01,643
My lips are sealed.
543
00:27:01,645 --> 00:27:03,543
I want my clients to
enjoy their time with us,
544
00:27:03,545 --> 00:27:05,773
and there's no need for unnecessary drama.
545
00:27:05,775 --> 00:27:07,003
Okay.
546
00:27:07,005 --> 00:27:08,133
Speaking of which,
547
00:27:08,135 --> 00:27:11,513
would you mind if I grabbed
a selfie for the website?
548
00:27:11,515 --> 00:27:13,068
Uh, sure thing.
549
00:27:19,545 --> 00:27:20,378
What is that?
550
00:27:21,917 --> 00:27:23,013
What do you mean?
551
00:27:23,015 --> 00:27:25,188
Look, there's something
in the background.
552
00:27:28,485 --> 00:27:31,843
Oh, no, that's just,
like, a plane or something.
553
00:27:31,845 --> 00:27:33,405
No, look!
554
00:27:33,407 --> 00:27:34,803
It's a UFO, huh?
555
00:27:34,805 --> 00:27:36,835
No, I'm sure.
556
00:27:49,725 --> 00:27:50,988
Well, shit.
557
00:27:52,197 --> 00:27:53,643
Logan, I told you to close up the food
558
00:27:53,645 --> 00:27:54,476
before we left, man.
559
00:27:54,478 --> 00:27:56,445
It's not my tour, man.
560
00:27:56,447 --> 00:27:57,623
Ugh!
561
00:27:57,625 --> 00:27:58,833
The fire should get rid of them.
562
00:27:58,835 --> 00:28:00,375
Let me see if I can get this started.
563
00:28:00,377 --> 00:28:01,377
All right.
564
00:28:09,176 --> 00:28:11,259
And voila, we're campin'!
565
00:28:12,445 --> 00:28:14,553
Babe, can you grab me another beer?
566
00:28:14,555 --> 00:28:15,933
One beer comin' up!
567
00:28:15,935 --> 00:28:17,898
Let me see if I can get this started.
568
00:28:21,725 --> 00:28:22,955
This really takes me back.
569
00:28:22,957 --> 00:28:24,864
Oh, were you
in Boy Scouts or something?
570
00:28:24,866 --> 00:28:26,573
Ah, I was actually, uh...
571
00:28:26,575 --> 00:28:27,983
John was in the marines.
572
00:28:27,985 --> 00:28:28,883
Oh!
573
00:28:28,885 --> 00:28:30,073
So what was your job?
574
00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:31,293
Communications.
575
00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:33,123
Well, thank you for your service.
576
00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:34,720
Yeah, I mean it wasn't really for me,
577
00:28:34,722 --> 00:28:36,253
but I did learn a lot.
578
00:28:36,255 --> 00:28:37,604
I'll bet.
579
00:28:37,606 --> 00:28:40,593
Well, I wanna
know, what do you guys do?
580
00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:43,023
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
let me guess, let me guess.
581
00:28:43,025 --> 00:28:45,874
Something to do with motorcycles,
and personal trainer.
582
00:28:45,876 --> 00:28:46,813
She's got me pegged.
583
00:28:46,815 --> 00:28:49,053
That's close, I'm, well,
I'm a graphic designer.
584
00:28:49,055 --> 00:28:50,023
Oh, an artist!
585
00:28:50,025 --> 00:28:52,463
So you use like Photoshop
and things like that?
586
00:28:52,465 --> 00:28:53,933
Yeah, I love it.
587
00:28:53,935 --> 00:28:56,013
So what about you?
588
00:28:56,015 --> 00:28:57,643
Well, I mean, besides
hosting these tours,
589
00:28:57,645 --> 00:28:59,163
I like to paint and make jewelry,
590
00:28:59,165 --> 00:29:02,073
but it's not something, you
know, I would call a career.
591
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:03,513
Did you make that bracelet?
592
00:29:03,515 --> 00:29:05,153
- Mm.
- I love it.
593
00:29:05,155 --> 00:29:06,093
Ooh, ooh!
594
00:29:06,095 --> 00:29:07,083
I got it!
595
00:29:07,085 --> 00:29:09,823
Everyone, look at what I've created!
596
00:29:09,825 --> 00:29:12,492
Bow down to the great
and powerful Desmond!
597
00:29:13,725 --> 00:29:14,800
All right, I want some marshmallows.
598
00:29:14,802 --> 00:29:16,820
I've been cravin' since the drive here.
599
00:29:16,822 --> 00:29:17,833
I want one!
600
00:29:17,835 --> 00:29:18,666
Same.
601
00:29:18,668 --> 00:29:21,003
So tell me what you know about Area 51.
602
00:29:21,005 --> 00:29:23,123
Oh, yeah, well, so what we read was
603
00:29:23,125 --> 00:29:25,773
that Area 51 was created by our government
604
00:29:25,775 --> 00:29:27,543
to build and test stealth aircraft
605
00:29:27,545 --> 00:29:29,553
and keep it secret from the Russians.
606
00:29:29,555 --> 00:29:31,443
So you're saying they
just built stealth aircraft
607
00:29:31,445 --> 00:29:32,553
to spy on the Russians.
608
00:29:32,555 --> 00:29:34,093
Yeah, that, too.
609
00:29:34,095 --> 00:29:36,673
Apparently, the base was
declassified a few years ago.
610
00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:38,633
I believe it was officially declared
611
00:29:38,635 --> 00:29:40,323
an aircraft testing facility.
612
00:29:40,325 --> 00:29:42,523
That's lame, I want to hear
about conspiracy theories,
613
00:29:42,525 --> 00:29:44,153
I wanna hear, like, all the scary stuff.
614
00:29:44,155 --> 00:29:45,483
They just told you, honey.
615
00:29:45,485 --> 00:29:47,553
John, you will not ruin this for me.
616
00:29:47,555 --> 00:29:48,606
You guys are so cute.
617
00:29:48,608 --> 00:29:50,128
All right, let me think.
618
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:54,683
Desmond, can
you think of anything?
619
00:29:54,685 --> 00:29:55,803
Desmond!
620
00:29:55,805 --> 00:29:58,073
- What's that now?
- I'm talking to you.
621
00:29:58,075 --> 00:29:59,703
Tell them some theories about Area 51,
622
00:29:59,705 --> 00:30:00,573
and get off your phone!
623
00:30:00,575 --> 00:30:02,543
We're out here to enjoy the experience!
624
00:30:02,545 --> 00:30:03,963
Oh, oh, right.
625
00:30:03,965 --> 00:30:06,623
Uh, there are a lot of really, uh,
626
00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:09,373
a lot of theories about Area 51,
627
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:13,423
the most popular of which is
that aliens crash-landed here,
628
00:30:13,425 --> 00:30:14,633
and their bodies were recovered
629
00:30:14,635 --> 00:30:16,053
and brought back to the base.
630
00:30:16,055 --> 00:30:17,433
That's more like it.
631
00:30:17,435 --> 00:30:18,266
Yeah.
632
00:30:18,268 --> 00:30:20,733
There's also a theory that
there was a deal struck up
633
00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:22,543
between the aliens and the humans.
634
00:30:22,545 --> 00:30:24,203
What deal?
635
00:30:24,205 --> 00:30:25,863
They would give us all of their secrets
636
00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:27,213
and enhance our technology
637
00:30:27,215 --> 00:30:29,393
in exchange for us harboring
them on our planet.
638
00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:30,723
Really?
639
00:30:30,725 --> 00:30:31,623
Yeah.
640
00:30:31,625 --> 00:30:34,643
Some people even think that's
why we have smart phones now,
641
00:30:34,645 --> 00:30:37,053
and advances in our medical technology.
642
00:30:37,055 --> 00:30:38,953
Really any technological advances
643
00:30:38,955 --> 00:30:41,003
in the past few years is thanks to them.
644
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:43,413
Yeah, well, that makes sense to me.
645
00:30:43,415 --> 00:30:44,863
Yeah, you're just eatin'
this up, aren't you?
646
00:30:44,865 --> 00:30:46,973
Oh, come on, I just
think it would make sense
647
00:30:46,975 --> 00:30:49,073
to come up with these theories.
648
00:30:49,075 --> 00:30:50,525
I mean, don't get me wrong,
649
00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:52,376
I just don't believe it.
650
00:30:52,378 --> 00:30:54,933
You're not very spiritual,
either, are you, John?
651
00:30:54,935 --> 00:30:56,993
Well, I mean, I believe
in what I can see.
652
00:30:56,995 --> 00:30:59,283
So you believe that
when we die we just die.
653
00:30:59,285 --> 00:31:02,493
No, no afterlife.
654
00:31:02,495 --> 00:31:03,863
I mean, I guess.
655
00:31:03,865 --> 00:31:04,843
That's a scary thought.
656
00:31:04,845 --> 00:31:08,633
Oh, come on, John, you've
gotta believe in something.
657
00:31:08,635 --> 00:31:09,533
Ghosts?
658
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:10,533
God?
659
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:11,753
Galactic beings?
660
00:31:11,755 --> 00:31:12,905
Tell them.
661
00:31:14,405 --> 00:31:16,532
- No.
- Come on, please?
662
00:31:16,534 --> 00:31:18,213
Oh, this I
gotta hear.
663
00:31:18,215 --> 00:31:20,493
All right, well, I mean if
I had to believe in something,
664
00:31:20,495 --> 00:31:22,373
you know, I mean...
665
00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:23,208
Yeah.
666
00:31:24,046 --> 00:31:25,208
I guess, uh,
667
00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:27,664
mermaids, all right?
668
00:31:32,195 --> 00:31:35,583
Mermaids, really, are you
serious right now?
669
00:31:35,585 --> 00:31:36,433
Logan, don't laugh!
670
00:31:36,435 --> 00:31:38,623
I mean, mermaids could exist.
671
00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:39,456
Yeah, right.
672
00:31:39,458 --> 00:31:40,289
All right, I need another beer.
673
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,992
No, babe, we're just
playing around with you.
674
00:31:56,852 --> 00:32:00,642
Jessica?
675
00:32:00,644 --> 00:32:05,644
Jessica.
676
00:32:13,444 --> 00:32:14,277
Jessica!
677
00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:39,496
Tom.
678
00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:43,584
Tom, pick up, pick up.
679
00:33:00,515 --> 00:33:01,883
Hello?
680
00:33:01,885 --> 00:33:04,468
We told you to move on.
681
00:33:05,706 --> 00:33:08,152
You son of a bitch.
682
00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:09,653
What have you done with him?
683
00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:11,904
We're watching you, Mr. Barker.
684
00:35:12,815 --> 00:35:13,913
Hey, baby.
685
00:35:13,915 --> 00:35:14,748
Hey.
686
00:35:15,725 --> 00:35:16,558
Thank you.
687
00:35:17,547 --> 00:35:18,464
For what?
688
00:35:19,425 --> 00:35:22,213
For putting up with me.
689
00:35:22,215 --> 00:35:24,133
I've put you through so much this year,
690
00:35:24,135 --> 00:35:27,903
and I promise when we get back,
691
00:35:27,905 --> 00:35:30,003
I'm gonna cook you that pumpkin pie,
692
00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:32,075
and I'm gonna have so much sex with you.
693
00:35:33,645 --> 00:35:34,878
I love pumpkin pie.
694
00:35:38,175 --> 00:35:40,046
I should be thankin' you.
695
00:35:40,048 --> 00:35:40,880
Why?
696
00:35:40,882 --> 00:35:42,318
For marryin' me.
697
00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:44,505
Aw.
698
00:35:44,507 --> 00:35:45,825
Forever.
699
00:35:45,827 --> 00:35:47,410
Forever and more.
700
00:35:52,987 --> 00:35:54,337
Knock, knock.
701
00:35:56,105 --> 00:35:57,415
You guys coming?
702
00:35:57,417 --> 00:35:59,025
Where?
703
00:35:59,027 --> 00:36:00,910
We're checking
out Area 51, come on.
704
00:36:03,957 --> 00:36:05,819
All right, come
on, let's get dressed!
705
00:36:15,648 --> 00:36:17,763
All right, is this even legal?
706
00:36:17,765 --> 00:36:20,673
Yes, it's legal, we're
just going to the gate.
707
00:36:20,675 --> 00:36:21,984
Okay, but what if we drive past it?
708
00:36:21,986 --> 00:36:22,817
We're not gonna drive past it.
709
00:36:22,819 --> 00:36:23,650
What if?
710
00:36:23,652 --> 00:36:25,123
Babe, stop worrying, okay?
711
00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,294
We're gonna be fine.
712
00:36:33,265 --> 00:36:34,315
The radio's busted.
713
00:36:40,467 --> 00:36:42,243
All right, how far is this place?
714
00:36:42,245 --> 00:36:44,588
I dunno, maybe
like another mile or so?
715
00:36:48,024 --> 00:36:48,903
What the hell?
716
00:36:48,905 --> 00:36:50,973
Oh my God, baby, just stop complaining!
717
00:36:50,975 --> 00:36:52,373
It's not even that far of a drive!
718
00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:53,453
Just look, all right?
719
00:36:53,455 --> 00:36:54,913
I think that car's following us.
720
00:36:54,915 --> 00:36:55,748
Yeah?
721
00:36:57,925 --> 00:36:59,893
They're slowing down.
722
00:36:59,895 --> 00:37:00,780
Oh.
723
00:37:00,782 --> 00:37:01,880
Well, it looks like it.
724
00:37:01,882 --> 00:37:03,378
Pfft, look at you.
725
00:37:04,302 --> 00:37:06,053
Oh my God, look at you.
726
00:37:06,055 --> 00:37:06,983
What?
727
00:37:06,985 --> 00:37:09,133
You've been jumpy ever
since we got out here.
728
00:37:09,135 --> 00:37:10,143
What? No.
729
00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:12,948
Aww, you're scared that
aliens are gonna get us.
730
00:37:12,950 --> 00:37:15,543
All right, we're in the
middle of nowhere, all right?
731
00:37:15,545 --> 00:37:17,153
And if anything happened to us, I just,
732
00:37:17,155 --> 00:37:17,986
I don't know what I'd do,
733
00:37:17,988 --> 00:37:20,108
but it's a legitimate concern.
734
00:37:22,665 --> 00:37:23,738
All right, we're here.
735
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:29,923
All right, have fun.
736
00:37:29,925 --> 00:37:31,657
Oh, you're going down with me.
737
00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:39,888
Hey, come on, baby.
738
00:37:43,752 --> 00:37:46,863
All right, guys, so
this is the east side gate
739
00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,223
of Area 51.
740
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:49,803
We're staying up at Mount Tikaboo,
741
00:37:49,805 --> 00:37:51,123
which is actually the closest...
742
00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:52,853
Here we are
743
00:37:52,855 --> 00:37:55,173
at Area 51 with my friends.
744
00:37:55,175 --> 00:37:56,693
Say hi, everyone!
745
00:37:56,695 --> 00:37:57,528
Hey.
746
00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:01,878
Closest peek from which you
can see the Area 51 site.
747
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:02,711
Pretty cool.
748
00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:04,628
Isabelle, can you take a photo of us?
749
00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:05,909
Yeah, sure can.
750
00:38:05,911 --> 00:38:06,971
Just don't cross that line
751
00:38:06,973 --> 00:38:08,473
or those camo dudes will get you.
752
00:38:08,475 --> 00:38:10,028
Ah, duly noted.
753
00:38:14,962 --> 00:38:16,179
Hey, watch it, watch, watch the line.
754
00:38:16,181 --> 00:38:17,200
Look happy.
755
00:38:17,202 --> 00:38:18,785
All right.
756
00:38:21,825 --> 00:38:23,778
Hey, Carina, can you grab a photo of us?
757
00:38:24,785 --> 00:38:26,353
Desmond, get off your phone!
758
00:38:26,355 --> 00:38:28,173
How do you even have service out here?
759
00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:30,303
Sorry, I was just talkin' about Area 51.
760
00:38:30,305 --> 00:38:31,915
Yeah, sure you were.
761
00:38:44,245 --> 00:38:46,688
Uh, hey, are those the camo dudes?
762
00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:48,948
It looks like it.
763
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:51,813
Come on, man, don't go over there.
764
00:38:51,815 --> 00:38:53,783
Isabelle, grab a photo
of me crossin' the line.
765
00:38:53,785 --> 00:38:54,763
Rebel.
766
00:38:54,765 --> 00:38:55,993
Come back, Logan.
767
00:38:55,995 --> 00:38:56,888
They're gonna see you.
768
00:38:56,890 --> 00:38:58,367
They're not gonna do a damn thing, man.
769
00:38:58,369 --> 00:38:59,907
Relax.
770
00:38:59,909 --> 00:39:00,740
Come on.
771
00:39:00,742 --> 00:39:02,238
Dammit, Logan, they're coming!
772
00:39:04,789 --> 00:39:07,016
Ah, shit, all right, guys, we should go.
773
00:39:09,807 --> 00:39:11,113
What're they gonna do, kick me out?
774
00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:12,568
Come on, let's go!
775
00:39:23,565 --> 00:39:25,278
Hey, you see this truck?
776
00:39:27,357 --> 00:39:28,188
Yeah.
777
00:39:28,190 --> 00:39:29,398
Baby, they're catchin' up.
778
00:39:31,017 --> 00:39:31,848
Oh, they're honking.
779
00:39:31,850 --> 00:39:33,879
They want us to pull over.
780
00:39:33,881 --> 00:39:35,108
That's,
781
00:39:35,110 --> 00:39:36,609
oh my God.
782
00:39:38,228 --> 00:39:40,107
All right, stop, just stop.
783
00:39:40,109 --> 00:39:42,192
All right, babe.
784
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:48,816
- Get outta your car!
- They're pullin' them over.
785
00:39:48,818 --> 00:39:49,885
- Get outta your car!
- What?
786
00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:50,755
They're pullin' them over, just...
787
00:39:50,757 --> 00:39:51,706
Oh my God, they have guns?
788
00:39:51,708 --> 00:39:53,713
- Baby...
- Get out!
789
00:39:53,715 --> 00:39:54,776
Get out, put your hands on the vehicle!
790
00:39:54,778 --> 00:39:56,288
Baby, just stay here.
791
00:39:57,817 --> 00:39:58,648
Get over here!
792
00:39:58,650 --> 00:40:00,044
- Oh my God.
- Now!
793
00:40:00,046 --> 00:40:01,183
- Follow him, follow him!
- Baby, it's fine.
794
00:40:01,185 --> 00:40:02,016
Do we get out?
795
00:40:02,018 --> 00:40:03,855
No, no, no, no, baby.
796
00:40:03,857 --> 00:40:05,026
Shut the hell
up and get your hands
797
00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:06,508
up against the car now!
798
00:40:14,445 --> 00:40:16,044
What
are you doing out here?
799
00:40:16,046 --> 00:40:16,973
We're just doing photography.
800
00:40:16,975 --> 00:40:20,719
Oh my gosh, Logan
is such a freaking idiot.
801
00:40:20,721 --> 00:40:22,193
Check that car!
802
00:40:22,195 --> 00:40:23,163
It's fine, it's fine.
803
00:40:23,165 --> 00:40:24,113
Baby, it's fine.
804
00:40:24,115 --> 00:40:26,100
You're not supposed to be out here!
805
00:40:26,102 --> 00:40:27,292
What are you guys doin' here?
806
00:40:27,294 --> 00:40:28,393
We're just out campin', man.
807
00:40:28,395 --> 00:40:30,543
We're just looking for aliens.
808
00:40:30,545 --> 00:40:31,413
Looking for aliens.
809
00:40:31,415 --> 00:40:32,248
That's it.
810
00:40:34,095 --> 00:40:35,663
I need you to get the hell
out of here, you hear me?
811
00:40:35,665 --> 00:40:37,103
Absolutely, that's fine.
812
00:40:37,105 --> 00:40:37,938
Go home!
813
00:40:38,955 --> 00:40:40,433
We're good, Smith.
814
00:40:40,435 --> 00:40:41,635
Get the hell outta here.
815
00:40:43,432 --> 00:40:45,133
Thank you!
816
00:40:45,135 --> 00:40:47,085
Shut the fuck up, Logan, jeez.
817
00:40:51,473 --> 00:40:53,515
Follow us back.
818
00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:56,939
- Oh my gosh.
- Get the hell outta here!
819
00:40:58,420 --> 00:40:59,873
Oh my God.
820
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:00,758
Holy shit.
821
00:41:02,551 --> 00:41:03,801
Fuck, it's fucking scary!
822
00:41:05,535 --> 00:41:07,235
It's fine, we're all fine, okay?
823
00:41:09,524 --> 00:41:10,357
All right.
824
00:41:11,233 --> 00:41:13,085
Let's just get back to the camp site.
825
00:41:16,745 --> 00:41:19,061
It's okay, all right?
826
00:41:23,545 --> 00:41:25,293
Oh, yeah, you're cool.
827
00:41:25,295 --> 00:41:27,560
Just crack open another beer.
828
00:41:27,562 --> 00:41:28,733
Relax, they didn't even do shit,
829
00:41:28,735 --> 00:41:30,297
like I said they wouldn't.
830
00:41:30,299 --> 00:41:31,883
That was so reckless, Logan!
831
00:41:31,885 --> 00:41:33,013
Desmond.
832
00:41:33,015 --> 00:41:35,183
It's fine, we're all good now.
833
00:41:35,185 --> 00:41:37,363
Just try to tone it
down a notch, would you?
834
00:41:37,365 --> 00:41:39,073
This is my business, it's not a game.
835
00:41:39,075 --> 00:41:40,253
All right, man, fine.
836
00:41:40,255 --> 00:41:41,233
Whatever, jeez.
837
00:41:41,235 --> 00:41:43,673
Relax and have a beer.
838
00:41:43,675 --> 00:41:45,373
Yeah, you got another
one of those, John?
839
00:41:45,375 --> 00:41:46,798
Yeah, no problem, man.
840
00:41:50,463 --> 00:41:51,296
Thanks.
841
00:41:53,485 --> 00:41:55,348
So how did you and Isabelle meet?
842
00:41:58,845 --> 00:42:00,181
Um,
843
00:42:00,183 --> 00:42:01,943
let me see, uh...
844
00:42:01,945 --> 00:42:03,153
Come on, you can't remember?
845
00:42:03,155 --> 00:42:05,148
It was a long time ago.
846
00:42:06,135 --> 00:42:09,173
I dunno, I remember it was in high school.
847
00:42:09,175 --> 00:42:11,443
Yeah, well, Desmond
and I met in high school,
848
00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:14,189
and his best friend Kyle introduced us.
849
00:42:14,191 --> 00:42:15,553
That's right.
850
00:42:15,555 --> 00:42:17,530
Kyle Novak.
851
00:42:17,532 --> 00:42:19,348
What an annoying asshole.
852
00:42:20,263 --> 00:42:21,933
Why were we friends with him anyway?
853
00:42:21,935 --> 00:42:23,933
Don't look at me, he
was your best friend.
854
00:42:23,935 --> 00:42:27,733
I was just friends with him by
default because of Victoria.
855
00:42:27,735 --> 00:42:28,833
Oh, yeah.
856
00:42:28,835 --> 00:42:29,835
I forgot they dated.
857
00:42:30,861 --> 00:42:33,233
That was so long ago.
858
00:42:33,235 --> 00:42:34,783
That's so cute.
859
00:42:34,785 --> 00:42:37,353
Y'all were high school sweethearts.
860
00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:38,188
Yeah, well,
861
00:42:39,235 --> 00:42:40,933
what about you two?
862
00:42:40,935 --> 00:42:42,493
How'd you guys meet?
863
00:42:42,495 --> 00:42:44,598
Ours was slightly less romantic.
864
00:42:45,492 --> 00:42:46,753
I don't know what she's talkin' about.
865
00:42:46,755 --> 00:42:49,043
It was full of romance and passion.
866
00:42:49,045 --> 00:42:51,363
No, um, John got wasted at a bar,
867
00:42:51,365 --> 00:42:53,263
and then he hit on me.
868
00:42:53,265 --> 00:42:54,839
Yeah, well, when you say it like that.
869
00:42:54,841 --> 00:42:56,148
It's true.
870
00:42:58,955 --> 00:43:02,303
All right, well, I was on leave, right?
871
00:43:02,305 --> 00:43:03,923
It was my buddy's birthday,
872
00:43:03,925 --> 00:43:05,853
and we were at a bar,
873
00:43:05,855 --> 00:43:07,503
sipping whiskey as one does.
874
00:43:07,505 --> 00:43:09,893
And, uh, I saw her,
875
00:43:09,895 --> 00:43:11,653
she was standing across the room,
876
00:43:11,655 --> 00:43:14,978
and she was the most
beautiful woman I'd ever seen.
877
00:43:16,325 --> 00:43:17,495
And I knew right then,
878
00:43:17,497 --> 00:43:18,330
you know,
879
00:43:20,155 --> 00:43:21,066
that she was the one for me.
880
00:43:21,068 --> 00:43:23,528
I mean, it was as if time had stood still.
881
00:43:25,327 --> 00:43:27,473
You're so cheesy.
882
00:43:27,475 --> 00:43:28,466
I mean it!
883
00:43:28,468 --> 00:43:30,353
I know, I love you.
884
00:43:30,355 --> 00:43:32,193
I love you forever.
885
00:43:32,195 --> 00:43:33,145
Forever and more.
886
00:43:35,075 --> 00:43:36,453
Oh my God,
887
00:43:36,455 --> 00:43:37,735
you guys are adorable.
888
00:43:45,265 --> 00:43:46,688
So, uh, Logan,
889
00:43:48,405 --> 00:43:49,773
what's your story?
890
00:43:49,775 --> 00:43:51,663
You gonna settle down anytime soon?
891
00:43:51,665 --> 00:43:52,498
No.
892
00:43:53,715 --> 00:43:56,083
Ah, come on, there's gotta be a man?
893
00:43:56,085 --> 00:43:56,918
A woman?
894
00:43:58,905 --> 00:44:00,403
You're funny, bro.
895
00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:01,305
I'm not like that.
896
00:44:02,145 --> 00:44:04,095
Besides, I got somethin' good goin' on.
897
00:44:06,855 --> 00:44:08,763
Uh, who wants to tell ghost stories?
898
00:44:08,765 --> 00:44:12,118
Well, I want Desmond to
tell us more about the aliens.
899
00:44:13,655 --> 00:44:14,693
What do you wanna know?
900
00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:16,773
I've got hundreds of stories.
901
00:44:16,775 --> 00:44:19,488
Okay, so you were talking about, uh,
902
00:44:20,565 --> 00:44:22,193
the great whites, or...
903
00:44:22,195 --> 00:44:23,583
- The Tall Whites.
- Yeah.
904
00:44:23,585 --> 00:44:26,333
Okay, so apparently, there's a theory
905
00:44:26,335 --> 00:44:28,373
that there are five
different alien species
906
00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:29,873
currently living among us,
907
00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:32,043
one of which is the Tall Whites.
908
00:44:32,045 --> 00:44:34,063
They're a tall humanoid species
909
00:44:34,065 --> 00:44:35,533
that has a Nordic resemblance.
910
00:44:35,535 --> 00:44:40,535
So, okay, so what are
the other kinds of...
911
00:44:40,705 --> 00:44:42,093
Mermaids?
912
00:44:42,095 --> 00:44:43,633
No, actually.
913
00:44:43,635 --> 00:44:45,048
But there are reptilians.
914
00:44:46,196 --> 00:44:48,413
Dude, come on, man.
915
00:44:48,415 --> 00:44:51,103
You've heard of the lizard
people that live underground?
916
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,043
Yeah, I've heard some stories.
917
00:44:53,045 --> 00:44:56,433
I've read some stories
that say the reptilians
918
00:44:56,435 --> 00:44:59,953
control our government and
have secret underground cities.
919
00:44:59,955 --> 00:45:04,483
Okay, so what's that story
about the Denver airport?
920
00:45:04,485 --> 00:45:06,523
I've read that there's
a secret doomsday bunker
921
00:45:06,525 --> 00:45:08,523
under the Denver airport.
922
00:45:08,525 --> 00:45:09,913
Is that true?
923
00:45:09,915 --> 00:45:11,513
Yes, I
believe it is, actually.
924
00:45:11,515 --> 00:45:13,353
All right, see, that's cool, all right?
925
00:45:13,355 --> 00:45:14,773
I'm gonna look that up when I get home.
926
00:45:14,775 --> 00:45:16,093
You should.
927
00:45:16,095 --> 00:45:19,693
Okay, so what are the
other kinds of aliens?
928
00:45:19,695 --> 00:45:21,593
Oh my gosh, it doesn't matter.
929
00:45:21,595 --> 00:45:22,933
It's not real!
930
00:45:22,935 --> 00:45:25,213
Explain to me again why it's so hard
931
00:45:25,215 --> 00:45:28,713
for you to believe that aliens
currently live among us.
932
00:45:28,715 --> 00:45:29,723
Because.
933
00:45:29,725 --> 00:45:31,893
Entertain the idea just for a minute.
934
00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:34,953
Why wouldn't aliens
currently be living among us,
935
00:45:34,955 --> 00:45:37,213
or watching us, or even be hidden
936
00:45:37,215 --> 00:45:39,238
in that secret bunker at Area 51?
937
00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:41,803
All right.
938
00:45:41,805 --> 00:45:43,083
Let's just think about it, all right?
939
00:45:43,085 --> 00:45:44,685
Let's think about it in reverse.
940
00:45:45,565 --> 00:45:48,413
So you're gonna tell me that
we can fly to other planets,
941
00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:50,038
travel with all this technology,
942
00:45:50,895 --> 00:45:53,778
and we're just gonna land
and just, like, say hey?
943
00:45:54,905 --> 00:45:56,603
No, all right?
944
00:45:56,605 --> 00:45:58,323
We're gonna send satellites first,
945
00:45:58,325 --> 00:46:00,103
we're gonna research, we're gonna learn.
946
00:46:00,105 --> 00:46:02,443
You know, we gotta make
sure it's safe first.
947
00:46:02,445 --> 00:46:04,135
And then and only then
948
00:46:04,995 --> 00:46:07,133
are we gonna land and meet anyone.
949
00:46:07,135 --> 00:46:10,473
Like, it just wouldn't make sense.
950
00:46:10,475 --> 00:46:13,113
Yeah, well, what if that's
exactly what's happening now?
951
00:46:13,115 --> 00:46:15,283
What if they're watching us?
952
00:46:15,285 --> 00:46:17,344
Then we'd send satellites.
953
00:46:17,346 --> 00:46:20,203
Maybe they have.
954
00:46:20,205 --> 00:46:21,753
All right, then
somebody with a telescope
955
00:46:21,755 --> 00:46:23,453
would have seen something.
956
00:46:23,455 --> 00:46:26,323
I mean, maybe they
see things all the time.
957
00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:29,493
Yeah, people probably do
see things and report it,
958
00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:31,283
but the media just makes
them out to be crazy.
959
00:46:31,285 --> 00:46:35,593
Yeah, I mean, if I
told you I saw an alien,
960
00:46:35,595 --> 00:46:37,208
you would have me committed.
961
00:46:38,854 --> 00:46:40,673
Look, if they were out there,
962
00:46:40,675 --> 00:46:41,875
I think it'd be obvious.
963
00:46:44,115 --> 00:46:46,388
Well, looks like we put these two out.
964
00:46:47,605 --> 00:46:48,548
I'm gonna turn in.
965
00:46:49,775 --> 00:46:51,216
Y'all have a good night.
966
00:46:51,218 --> 00:46:52,652
- Night.
- Night.
967
00:46:55,305 --> 00:46:57,069
Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed, too.
968
00:46:57,071 --> 00:46:58,509
All right.
969
00:46:58,511 --> 00:46:59,963
You gonna put the fire out?
970
00:46:59,965 --> 00:47:01,273
Yeah, yeah.
971
00:47:01,275 --> 00:47:03,845
Thanks, Mom.
972
00:47:21,298 --> 00:47:23,189
Are you doin' okay?
973
00:47:23,191 --> 00:47:24,024
Yeah.
974
00:47:25,152 --> 00:47:27,552
You weren't out there very long.
975
00:47:27,554 --> 00:47:29,708
Yeah, I just wanted
to look at the stars.
976
00:47:31,975 --> 00:47:33,678
You had to
take a shit, didn't you?
977
00:47:34,563 --> 00:47:35,396
Yeah.
978
00:47:36,573 --> 00:47:37,573
I knew it.
979
00:47:42,145 --> 00:47:43,301
Dammit.
980
00:47:43,303 --> 00:47:44,636
Now I gotta pee.
981
00:48:44,523 --> 00:48:45,356
Carina!
982
00:48:47,225 --> 00:48:48,058
Carina!
983
00:48:57,763 --> 00:48:59,081
Carina!
984
00:49:07,406 --> 00:49:08,237
What?
985
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,022
What's that sound?
986
00:49:10,024 --> 00:49:10,941
Isabelle?
987
00:49:13,928 --> 00:49:16,193
What the hell is going on?
988
00:49:16,195 --> 00:49:17,753
Were you two just?
989
00:49:17,755 --> 00:49:19,663
Oh my God, this is not real.
990
00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:20,883
Look, man, it's not...
991
00:49:20,885 --> 00:49:22,148
You shut up!
992
00:49:23,155 --> 00:49:24,012
Look, man, you wanna fuck...
993
00:49:24,014 --> 00:49:25,825
Desmond, you did this to us!
994
00:49:25,827 --> 00:49:27,005
- What did I do?
- It's your fault!
995
00:49:27,007 --> 00:49:27,838
How did I do this?
996
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,062
How is this my fault?
997
00:49:29,064 --> 00:49:31,893
You've been treating me like
shit these past few weeks,
998
00:49:31,895 --> 00:49:33,830
never paying any attention to me!
999
00:49:33,832 --> 00:49:35,653
You're always on that fucking phone!
1000
00:49:35,655 --> 00:49:38,033
Oh, so you screw my cousin!
1001
00:49:38,035 --> 00:49:39,137
- This is your justice?
- Hey!
1002
00:49:42,665 --> 00:49:43,928
Chill out, dude!
1003
00:49:46,175 --> 00:49:47,392
All right? Chill out!
1004
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,363
Desmond!
1005
00:49:53,365 --> 00:49:54,615
Desmond, it's not safe!
1006
00:49:58,135 --> 00:49:59,743
Should we go after him?
1007
00:49:59,745 --> 00:50:01,295
I, I, oh my god.
1008
00:50:07,352 --> 00:50:09,813
All right, Isabelle, Logan!
1009
00:50:09,815 --> 00:50:11,053
All right, we're goin' after him.
1010
00:50:11,055 --> 00:50:13,663
Screw that, man, I'm
not goin' over there now!
1011
00:50:13,665 --> 00:50:15,233
Just stay close to me, okay?
1012
00:50:15,235 --> 00:50:16,142
We're coming!
1013
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:32,351
That's our car!
1014
00:50:32,353 --> 00:50:33,184
Oh my God, Des...
1015
00:50:33,186 --> 00:50:34,017
All right, all right, all right.
1016
00:50:34,019 --> 00:50:36,173
Everybody just chill out, I'm
just gonna go check it out.
1017
00:50:36,175 --> 00:50:37,309
- Just like two seconds.
- No, no, no, no.
1018
00:50:37,311 --> 00:50:38,798
- I'm gonna come.
- Me, too!
1019
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:39,913
No, no, no, no, listen.
1020
00:50:39,915 --> 00:50:41,729
Stay here, just two seconds,
I'm gonna be right back.
1021
00:50:41,731 --> 00:50:42,969
No, no, I'm not letting you
1022
00:50:42,971 --> 00:50:44,579
- go out there alone.
- Listen, listen!
1023
00:50:44,581 --> 00:50:45,809
Listen.
1024
00:50:45,811 --> 00:50:46,644
Okay?
1025
00:50:47,771 --> 00:50:50,481
If anything happened to you, all right?
1026
00:50:50,483 --> 00:50:53,561
I just wouldn't, just two
seconds, I'll be right back.
1027
00:50:53,563 --> 00:50:54,396
All right?
1028
00:51:58,882 --> 00:51:59,715
Desmond!
1029
00:52:02,912 --> 00:52:03,745
Desmond!
1030
00:52:24,402 --> 00:52:25,233
Where's Desmond?
1031
00:52:25,235 --> 00:52:26,931
Okay, I couldn't find Desmond.
1032
00:52:26,933 --> 00:52:30,329
Look out!
1033
00:52:42,356 --> 00:52:44,356
What the hell is that?
1034
00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:48,442
John, get back in here!
1035
00:52:49,415 --> 00:52:50,246
We're getting outta here.
1036
00:52:50,248 --> 00:52:51,672
I'm sorry, Isabelle.
1037
00:52:52,735 --> 00:52:53,568
Where'd she go?
1038
00:52:54,704 --> 00:52:56,022
I couldn't stop her!
1039
00:52:57,013 --> 00:52:57,844
Look, she's over there.
1040
00:52:57,846 --> 00:52:59,379
Desmond!
1041
00:52:59,381 --> 00:53:00,910
Desmond!
1042
00:53:02,489 --> 00:53:03,822
Sniper!
1043
00:53:10,451 --> 00:53:11,890
Are we just leaving her?
1044
00:53:11,892 --> 00:53:12,898
I'm sorry!
1045
00:53:14,685 --> 00:53:15,800
She's gone.
1046
00:53:44,065 --> 00:53:45,323
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
1047
00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:47,803
All right, calm down, all right?
1048
00:53:47,805 --> 00:53:49,418
We just need to figure this out.
1049
00:53:49,420 --> 00:53:50,403
Are they gonna come after us?
1050
00:53:50,405 --> 00:53:51,291
I don't know.
1051
00:53:51,293 --> 00:53:53,323
What are we gonna do now?
1052
00:53:53,325 --> 00:53:54,921
Okay, we live three hours from here,
1053
00:53:54,923 --> 00:53:57,423
so I think we should
just head back and just...
1054
00:53:57,425 --> 00:53:58,696
No, no, no, no, I'm
callin' the police right now.
1055
00:53:58,698 --> 00:54:01,303
If that aircraft really is from Area 51,
1056
00:54:01,305 --> 00:54:02,743
there's gonna be some government faction
1057
00:54:02,745 --> 00:54:04,463
at our door in no time!
1058
00:54:04,465 --> 00:54:06,570
When we get back, I'm
gonna call Anthony, okay?
1059
00:54:06,572 --> 00:54:07,673
All right?
1060
00:54:07,675 --> 00:54:09,025
He's gonna know what to do.
1061
00:54:43,408 --> 00:54:44,239
Where are we?
1062
00:54:44,241 --> 00:54:45,339
What are we doing?
1063
00:54:45,341 --> 00:54:47,590
Okay, this is the back
of our house, all right?
1064
00:54:47,592 --> 00:54:49,640
We're just gonna have to hop
the gate to get in there.
1065
00:54:57,544 --> 00:54:58,375
You good?
1066
00:54:58,377 --> 00:55:00,044
- Yeah.
- All right.
1067
00:55:08,635 --> 00:55:10,213
Freeze, put your hands in the air,
1068
00:55:10,215 --> 00:55:11,473
and turn around and face us.
1069
00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:12,953
All of you.
1070
00:55:12,955 --> 00:55:15,123
- Don't say a word.
- Turn around.
1071
00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:16,775
Come on, now, all right?
1072
00:55:18,738 --> 00:55:19,833
Did you find it?
1073
00:55:19,835 --> 00:55:21,193
No.
1074
00:55:21,195 --> 00:55:22,028
It's not here.
1075
00:55:23,785 --> 00:55:24,751
Go ahead, bring them in.
1076
00:55:32,643 --> 00:55:34,023
All right, listen up!
1077
00:55:34,025 --> 00:55:36,972
One of you assholes took
something from the wreckage,
1078
00:55:36,974 --> 00:55:37,805
and we need it back.
1079
00:55:37,807 --> 00:55:39,113
We didn't steal shit, asshole!
1080
00:55:39,115 --> 00:55:39,946
- I will shoot you!
- Shut up.
1081
00:55:39,948 --> 00:55:40,923
- Hey, easy.
- Shut up.
1082
00:55:40,925 --> 00:55:42,223
This is illegal, all right?
1083
00:55:42,225 --> 00:55:43,739
We didn't do a damn thing,
1084
00:55:43,741 --> 00:55:44,943
and I have rights!
1085
00:55:44,945 --> 00:55:45,776
I'll do it!
1086
00:55:45,778 --> 00:55:46,993
Just give me a reason.
1087
00:55:46,995 --> 00:55:48,713
Bring it on, asshole, all right?
1088
00:55:48,715 --> 00:55:49,853
I'm gonna sue you and you.
1089
00:55:49,855 --> 00:55:52,188
You're both goin' down, you piece of shit!
1090
00:55:53,490 --> 00:55:54,321
What the hell?
1091
00:55:54,323 --> 00:55:55,154
He pissed me off!
1092
00:55:55,156 --> 00:55:56,517
I told you to calm down!
1093
00:55:58,309 --> 00:55:59,616
It's okay.
1094
00:55:59,618 --> 00:56:01,048
It's okay, it's okay.
1095
00:56:02,395 --> 00:56:04,065
- You want some, too, bitch?
- No, no, no, no.
1096
00:56:04,067 --> 00:56:05,064
No, no.
1097
00:56:06,476 --> 00:56:08,126
Stop, no, no, please!
1098
00:56:08,128 --> 00:56:09,334
No, stop!
1099
00:56:09,336 --> 00:56:11,043
Right here, right now!
1100
00:56:11,045 --> 00:56:13,403
Come on, this is not
what we talked about.
1101
00:56:13,405 --> 00:56:14,243
It's okay.
1102
00:56:14,245 --> 00:56:15,078
It's okay.
1103
00:56:24,023 --> 00:56:25,673
We're lookin' for one of these.
1104
00:56:29,055 --> 00:56:30,638
Came off the ship that crashed.
1105
00:56:32,065 --> 00:56:34,252
I think you know where one is.
1106
00:56:36,215 --> 00:56:37,485
Oh, so you do know!
1107
00:56:40,335 --> 00:56:41,236
Shoot her.
1108
00:56:41,238 --> 00:56:42,472
Ah, no!
1109
00:56:42,474 --> 00:56:43,305
No!
1110
00:56:43,307 --> 00:56:44,140
No!
1111
00:56:46,475 --> 00:56:47,771
So you're
gonna be reasonable now.
1112
00:56:47,773 --> 00:56:49,206
So you have it?
1113
00:56:49,208 --> 00:56:50,813
It's in my back pocket!
1114
00:56:50,815 --> 00:56:51,703
It's in my back pocket, all right?
1115
00:56:51,705 --> 00:56:53,003
Wait, just let me get it.
1116
00:56:53,005 --> 00:56:53,836
Okay?
1117
00:56:53,838 --> 00:56:55,123
- It's in my back pocket.
- Give it up.
1118
00:56:55,125 --> 00:56:56,064
Now.
1119
00:56:56,066 --> 00:56:57,149
Okay, okay.
1120
00:57:04,601 --> 00:57:05,783
All right, it musta fallen out!
1121
00:57:05,785 --> 00:57:07,353
Aim.
1122
00:57:07,355 --> 00:57:09,156
I musta just lost
it, I musta just lost it.
1123
00:57:09,158 --> 00:57:10,014
Fire!
1124
00:57:16,638 --> 00:57:17,805
What?
1125
00:57:25,785 --> 00:57:26,618
Drop it.
1126
00:57:28,535 --> 00:57:29,368
Drop it.
1127
00:57:31,475 --> 00:57:33,308
I said, drop it.
1128
00:57:36,475 --> 00:57:37,318
Kick it to me.
1129
00:57:41,245 --> 00:57:42,795
Let's lose the holster as well.
1130
00:57:45,175 --> 00:57:46,973
I'm Detective Anthony Barker.
1131
00:57:46,975 --> 00:57:48,083
Well, good for you.
1132
00:57:48,085 --> 00:57:49,808
I don't give two shits.
1133
00:57:52,495 --> 00:57:54,223
Is this what you signed up for, huh?
1134
00:57:54,225 --> 00:57:55,583
To kill innocent people?
1135
00:57:55,585 --> 00:57:57,813
I'm just doin' my job
and followin' orders.
1136
00:57:57,815 --> 00:58:00,665
None of your business, so shut up.
1137
00:58:00,667 --> 00:58:02,553
What're you, a mindless monkey?
1138
00:58:02,555 --> 00:58:04,228
I said shut up!
1139
00:58:05,285 --> 00:58:07,133
I'm sorry, I was never a good listener.
1140
00:58:07,135 --> 00:58:08,033
Okay?
1141
00:58:08,035 --> 00:58:11,193
How 'bout we let you get
what you're lookin' for,
1142
00:58:11,195 --> 00:58:12,133
you go about your business,
1143
00:58:12,135 --> 00:58:14,935
and we act like this never
happened and forget about it?
1144
00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:17,908
That ain't gonna happen.
1145
00:58:19,275 --> 00:58:20,108
Well,
1146
00:58:21,545 --> 00:58:23,169
that's too bad.
1147
00:59:41,076 --> 00:59:43,013
I can't see!
1148
00:59:46,537 --> 00:59:47,537
I can't see!
1149
00:59:51,668 --> 00:59:53,414
Oh, my ears!
1150
00:59:58,897 --> 01:00:00,230
Oh, I can't see!
1151
01:00:10,706 --> 01:00:12,629
Get off me!
1152
01:00:15,111 --> 01:00:17,168
Oh, my ears!
1153
01:00:32,668 --> 01:00:34,703
What happened to him?
1154
01:00:34,705 --> 01:00:36,673
The flash grenade must
have blew his eardrums out.
1155
01:00:36,675 --> 01:00:37,953
Oh my God.
1156
01:00:37,955 --> 01:00:38,913
John!
1157
01:00:38,915 --> 01:00:39,943
He can't hear you, okay?
1158
01:00:39,945 --> 01:00:40,776
We need to go.
1159
01:00:40,778 --> 01:00:43,403
Look, get the thing they're
after and I'll help John.
1160
01:00:43,405 --> 01:00:44,236
Okay.
1161
01:00:44,238 --> 01:00:45,238
John, hold on, okay?
1162
01:00:47,832 --> 01:00:50,436
I got you, bud.
1163
01:02:13,651 --> 01:02:14,961
'Rina.
1164
01:02:14,963 --> 01:02:15,796
Carina.
1165
01:02:21,483 --> 01:02:22,316
Carina.
1166
01:02:27,351 --> 01:02:28,700
Carina.
1167
01:02:32,592 --> 01:02:33,423
Carina.
1168
01:02:36,049 --> 01:02:36,882
Stay away!
1169
01:02:40,371 --> 01:02:41,561
Stay away!
1170
01:02:41,563 --> 01:02:43,260
Stay away from my house.
1171
01:02:52,413 --> 01:02:53,246
Stop!
1172
01:02:54,893 --> 01:02:55,726
Stop!
1173
01:02:58,652 --> 01:02:59,485
Don't.
1174
01:03:01,041 --> 01:03:01,874
Don't.
1175
01:03:03,430 --> 01:03:04,527
Stop.
1176
01:03:04,529 --> 01:03:05,362
Stop!
1177
01:03:40,081 --> 01:03:40,914
Carina.
1178
01:03:48,073 --> 01:03:48,906
Carina.
1179
01:03:50,481 --> 01:03:51,930
I love you.
1180
01:03:51,932 --> 01:03:53,073
I love you, too.
1181
01:03:53,075 --> 01:03:54,941
I knew right then that
she was the one for me.
1182
01:03:54,943 --> 01:03:58,339
I mean, it was like, it was
as if time had stood still.
1183
01:03:58,341 --> 01:03:59,293
Forever.
1184
01:03:59,295 --> 01:04:01,462
Forever and more.
1185
01:04:06,602 --> 01:04:08,269
Carina.
1186
01:04:10,424 --> 01:04:11,257
Carina.
1187
01:04:56,815 --> 01:04:57,646
Carina.
1188
01:04:57,648 --> 01:04:59,191
Hey, hey, what happened?
1189
01:04:59,193 --> 01:05:00,024
What happened?
1190
01:05:00,026 --> 01:05:01,220
Carina!
1191
01:05:01,222 --> 01:05:02,860
You're okay.
1192
01:05:02,862 --> 01:05:04,088
You're okay.
1193
01:05:04,090 --> 01:05:06,511
Carina, tell me what happened.
1194
01:05:06,513 --> 01:05:08,723
Hey, you're okay, Carina.
1195
01:05:08,725 --> 01:05:09,556
Oh, wow.
1196
01:05:09,558 --> 01:05:12,138
And there's
the welcoming committee.
1197
01:05:12,140 --> 01:05:12,996
Be nice.
1198
01:05:12,998 --> 01:05:15,945
I haven't even said anything yet.
1199
01:05:15,947 --> 01:05:17,225
- Hi!
- Hey!
1200
01:05:17,227 --> 01:05:18,722
Hey!
1201
01:05:18,724 --> 01:05:20,146
- How are you?
- You made it!
1202
01:05:20,148 --> 01:05:21,352
I did!
1203
01:05:21,354 --> 01:05:22,564
Hello, how are you?
1204
01:05:22,566 --> 01:05:23,670
Good!
1205
01:05:23,672 --> 01:05:24,505
Hi!
1206
01:05:27,499 --> 01:05:28,330
Goin' in for the hug, okay.
1207
01:05:28,332 --> 01:05:29,713
You remember
my boyfriend Desmond?
1208
01:05:29,715 --> 01:05:31,643
- Yeah.
- Glad you all could make it.
1209
01:05:31,645 --> 01:05:34,203
This is his cousin Logan,
he's visiting from Florida.
1210
01:05:34,205 --> 01:05:35,893
Oh, what're you doin' up this way?
1211
01:05:35,895 --> 01:05:38,733
You know, anything to
get away from the parents.
1212
01:05:38,735 --> 01:05:39,923
You're still in college?
1213
01:05:39,925 --> 01:05:41,933
Workin' on my PhD.
1214
01:05:41,935 --> 01:05:44,413
Logan's gonna be a
doctor of microbiology.
1215
01:05:44,415 --> 01:05:45,933
Very impressive.
1216
01:05:45,935 --> 01:05:46,768
Thank you.
1217
01:05:48,995 --> 01:05:50,723
Well, I'm hungry.
1218
01:05:50,725 --> 01:05:51,556
- Anyone else?
- Me, too.
1219
01:05:51,558 --> 01:05:52,802
- Yeah?
- Let's go!
1220
01:06:05,815 --> 01:06:07,773
Don't go! Please, stay!
1221
01:06:07,775 --> 01:06:09,550
- Listen, back up!
- Please, don't go!
1222
01:06:09,552 --> 01:06:11,081
Back up, dude!
1223
01:06:11,083 --> 01:06:13,130
- Stay, stay!
- Back, back up!
1224
01:06:13,132 --> 01:06:14,581
- Please, stay, stay!
- Calm down!
1225
01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:15,414
Calm down!
1226
01:06:15,416 --> 01:06:16,925
Back, back up, man!
1227
01:06:16,927 --> 01:06:18,116
Back, back up!
1228
01:06:18,118 --> 01:06:19,868
Stay!
1229
01:06:36,359 --> 01:06:37,543
John, what happened?
1230
01:06:37,545 --> 01:06:39,298
There's just
some crazy guy back there.
1231
01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:40,913
Okay.
1232
01:06:40,915 --> 01:06:41,746
He was just yellin' at me,
1233
01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,473
I don't know what was up.
1234
01:06:43,475 --> 01:06:44,515
- What?
- Let's go kick his ass!
1235
01:06:44,517 --> 01:06:45,846
- Logan!
- Logan, Logan.
1236
01:06:45,848 --> 01:06:46,679
Logan!
1237
01:06:46,681 --> 01:06:47,513
Logan!
1238
01:06:47,515 --> 01:06:48,573
Come on, let's just get outta here!
1239
01:06:48,575 --> 01:06:49,530
Come on!
1240
01:06:49,532 --> 01:06:50,363
Are you sure you're okay?
1241
01:06:50,365 --> 01:06:51,743
- Dude!
- Yeah, I'm fine, all right?
1242
01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,623
Okay, so I didn't change completely.
1243
01:07:04,625 --> 01:07:05,456
Okay.
1244
01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:07,043
Earplugs,
1245
01:07:07,045 --> 01:07:08,933
okay, blood on the earplugs,
1246
01:07:08,935 --> 01:07:10,223
time travel.
1247
01:07:10,225 --> 01:07:12,573
Okay, time travel.
1248
01:07:12,575 --> 01:07:15,153
I didn't change 'cause of the earplugs.
1249
01:07:15,155 --> 01:07:16,323
Okay, earplugs.
1250
01:07:16,325 --> 01:07:17,743
Blood.
1251
01:07:17,745 --> 01:07:19,275
Wait a minute, no, no.
1252
01:07:19,277 --> 01:07:21,638
No, John and Carina.
1253
01:07:22,545 --> 01:07:23,983
Are they changing?
1254
01:07:23,985 --> 01:07:25,556
Possible change.
1255
01:07:25,558 --> 01:07:27,953
No, no, no, no, no, no!
1256
01:07:27,955 --> 01:07:30,083
Okay, no, let me think, let me think.
1257
01:07:30,085 --> 01:07:31,103
What?
1258
01:07:31,105 --> 01:07:32,053
Oh.
1259
01:07:32,055 --> 01:07:33,103
What?
1260
01:07:33,105 --> 01:07:35,423
You gotta get this, Anthony.
1261
01:07:35,425 --> 01:07:36,272
Okay.
1262
01:08:12,489 --> 01:08:14,203
Was that an explosion?
1263
01:08:14,205 --> 01:08:15,455
Desmond, it's not safe!
1264
01:08:19,065 --> 01:08:20,613
Do we go after him?
1265
01:08:20,615 --> 01:08:23,752
I, oh my God.
1266
01:08:25,675 --> 01:08:27,093
All right.
1267
01:08:27,095 --> 01:08:27,926
Isabelle, Logan!
1268
01:08:27,928 --> 01:08:29,693
All right, we're goin' after him.
1269
01:08:29,695 --> 01:08:31,733
Screw that, man, I'm
not goin' over there now!
1270
01:08:31,735 --> 01:08:33,273
Just stay close to me, okay?
1271
01:08:33,275 --> 01:08:34,178
We're coming!
1272
01:08:40,455 --> 01:08:42,053
Hello?
1273
01:08:42,055 --> 01:08:43,265
Can anyone hear me?
1274
01:08:58,329 --> 01:08:59,912
Can anyone hear me?
1275
01:09:17,897 --> 01:09:18,728
Hold on.
1276
01:09:30,374 --> 01:09:31,972
Help!
1277
01:09:31,974 --> 01:09:33,279
Help!
1278
01:09:33,281 --> 01:09:34,542
Help!
1279
01:09:34,544 --> 01:09:36,294
Please, make it stop!
1280
01:09:38,515 --> 01:09:41,011
- Make it stop!
- I'm sorry!
1281
01:09:41,013 --> 01:09:43,033
I can't take it!
1282
01:09:48,589 --> 01:09:49,672
Make it stop!
1283
01:10:28,779 --> 01:10:30,188
All right, listen up!
1284
01:10:30,190 --> 01:10:33,473
One of you assholes took
something from the wreckage.
1285
01:10:33,475 --> 01:10:35,123
- We didn't steal shit, man!
- No!
1286
01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:36,865
- I'll shoot!
- Easy.
1287
01:10:36,867 --> 01:10:37,993
This is illegal, all right?
1288
01:10:37,995 --> 01:10:39,773
We didn't do a damn thing.
1289
01:10:39,775 --> 01:10:41,003
I have rights!
1290
01:10:41,005 --> 01:10:41,963
I'll do it!
1291
01:10:41,965 --> 01:10:42,883
Just give me a reason.
1292
01:10:42,885 --> 01:10:43,716
He will.
1293
01:10:43,718 --> 01:10:45,193
Yeah, bring it on, asshole!
1294
01:10:45,195 --> 01:10:46,026
I dare you, all right?
1295
01:10:46,028 --> 01:10:46,859
I'm gonna sue you!
1296
01:10:46,861 --> 01:10:48,983
You're goin' down, you piece of shit!
1297
01:11:13,905 --> 01:11:14,738
Drop it.
1298
01:11:16,884 --> 01:11:17,717
Drop it.
1299
01:11:19,705 --> 01:11:20,955
I said drop it.
1300
01:11:24,535 --> 01:11:27,762
How 'bout we let you get
what you're lookin' for,
1301
01:11:27,764 --> 01:11:28,643
you go about your business,
1302
01:11:28,645 --> 01:11:31,378
and we act like this never
happened and forget about it.
1303
01:11:33,083 --> 01:11:35,952
That ain't gonna happen.
1304
01:11:38,025 --> 01:11:39,183
That's too bad.
1305
01:12:34,106 --> 01:12:34,939
Oh!
1306
01:12:46,661 --> 01:12:47,739
John.
1307
01:12:47,741 --> 01:12:48,574
John!
1308
01:12:49,793 --> 01:12:52,042
John!
1309
01:12:52,877 --> 01:12:54,071
No!
1310
01:12:54,073 --> 01:12:54,940
John, no.
1311
01:12:55,862 --> 01:12:56,695
No, John.
1312
01:12:57,537 --> 01:12:58,370
No, baby.
1313
01:13:00,268 --> 01:13:01,695
No, no.
1314
01:13:01,697 --> 01:13:02,530
No.
1315
01:13:03,585 --> 01:13:04,418
No.
1316
01:13:05,614 --> 01:13:06,447
John.
1317
01:13:22,014 --> 01:13:24,193
Why are you doing this?
1318
01:13:24,195 --> 01:13:25,332
To fix it.
1319
01:13:30,195 --> 01:13:31,753
Is it done?
1320
01:13:31,755 --> 01:13:32,933
It is.
1321
01:13:32,935 --> 01:13:34,408
Only took five tries.
1322
01:14:16,675 --> 01:14:21,675
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