All language subtitles for richard.pryor.live.and.smoking.1971.dvdrip.xvid-fico.english

I'm very happy to be on film,

And a motherfucking
live audience.

I'm really nervous, 'cause I
isn�t had no cocaine all day.

Love cocaine.

I don't know what I�m going to
talk about, but I have a list.

No, it's exciting.

I'm very excited and stuff,
I�m glad y'all didn't move,

A lot of y'all.

But I imagine a lot of y'all
will be leaving during my shit,

But that's cool, too.

'Cause that shit will
be in the film.

And, I�d like to...
I hope I�m funny and shit,

You know, 'cause, you know,
just to be a nigger

Standing up here and just be
saying' nothing...

isn�t shit.

But, I hope my shit is funny.

And I like to.

I always wanted to do that, man.

No, white dudes used to do that
in gym class after they

Take a shower.

They come out of the shower
and be going,

"Hi, dick. Can you do that?"

"No, but I will tomorrow,
motherfucker. "

You got to process and shit,
you know.

Be Puerto Rican.

You can be Puerto Rican
with a process in the Midwest.

Puerto Ricans was famous.

Not like in new York.

No, 'cause they got a lot
of Puerto Ricans in new York,

But in the Midwest they don't
have many Puerto Ricans.

They have, like three,
in the whole Midwest.

I was one of them.

I was jiving'.

But I had my shit
together, man.

Got some pussy too.

Only thing that gave me up
when I was coming,

"Oh, shit!"

"That's not Puerto Rican. "

I always wanted to be something.

I never wanted to be white.

Hope not out of line.

No, I always wanted to be
something different, you know,

Than a nigger, 'cause niggers
have it so rough.

I tried to be, you know,
a black cat with neat hair.

I thought that was the problem,
the hair.

I said, if my hair was straight,
then Whitey would dig me.

So I got a process.

Wrong.

I lived in a neighborhood
with a lot of whorehouses.

Ah, not many
candy stores or banks.

Liquors stores and whorehouses.

You know,
niggers love to drink.

They say.

No I went through, like,
white neighborhoods,

You have banks and shit.

You have to go four miles
to get some liquor.

Niggers can get liquor,
just walk outta the house,

"Oh, this a liquor store.
Eh, ok."

And I remember tricks used to
come through our neighborhood,

That's where I first met
white people.

They come down through
our neighborhood

To help the economy.

Nice white dudes, though.

'Cause I could have been
a bigot.

You know what I mean?

I could have been prejudice.

I, I could have been prejudice.

I could've been, man,
but I met nice white men,

"Hello, little boy.
Is your mother home?

I'd like a blowjob. "

I wonder what would happen
if niggers go through

White neighborhoods
and doing' that.

"Hey, man, is your mama home?

Tell the bitch we want to fuck. "

"Ah, I�ll see.

She says you have
to come back after lunch. "

I got get my belt.

I got to be cool
when you be on film.

Nigga got to have
belt in loop.

Above suspicion.

Is my make-Up looking ok?

I think it's very exciting.

I don't know about you all
but I like being on film.

I always wanted to be
in the movies myself.

Like Johnny Mack brown.

Y'all don't remember
Johnny Mack brown?

You ever saw Lasch Larue?

Dude was cool for a faggot.

Fuzzy cool jones
was his main man.

It was exciting.

I saw them at a state fair
in Springfield, Illinois,

That's why they...
why you looking' at my dick, man?

Oh, you're not... ah you're
certainly not looking that long.

I mean it�s not true what they
say about colored guys.

People believe that.

"You colored guys really have
big ones, don't you?"

"Yea, want to see, it's... "

I'd expose myself but too many
white ladies in the audience.

They'd be going',

"I thought colored guys were
built better than that. "

I always wanted to get some
'cause I like watching'

The tricks getting' pussy,
right.

I use to peek through,
like, the keyhole.

You can't peek through
a keyhole, right,

'Cause your head
keep hitting' the door.

You have to look over
the transom and shit, right.

And the tricks would
be fucking, right.

They be "oh, oh, gosh,
golly ma'am, it's really good,

It's really good. "

And the whores be going,
"ah-H, shit baby.

Ah-H, god damn that.

Ah-H, shit.

Yea, honey, isn�t no white man
ever fuck me like you, baby.

Ah, goddamn. "

It was weird.

I remember white dudes used
to come down,

"Do you have any girls here
that cover you with ice cream?"

"And little boys
that lick it off?"

He was the mayor.

I lived in what you call,
the ghetto,

As Elvis Presley
"in the ghetto.

I may look white but wait
till tonight, I�m a nigger. "

But I grew up, ah,
I learned about white folks.

'Cause I use to eat
with a white friend of mine,

Dickey lemon,
had a white friend.

White folks eat quiet.

I learned that.

No, they do.

"Pass the potatoes, darling. "

"Thank you, dear. "

"My, that smells scrumptious. "

"Here you go, young fellow.

And how are you doing
in those grades, dickey?

Well, you must keep your marks
up, you know. By gummy. "

"Are we having sexual
intercourse this evening,

Darling?

I was hoping I could insert
my penis into your vagina.

Well I can't?

What the heck. "

Niggers made noise
when they ate.

My daddy, man, he pitched
a bitch,

"Say bitch, where the food?

Well goddamn, I�m-A come on.

Shit.

What, you wash your hands, boy?

Yea, the nigger's
hands wash, mamma.

Shit.

We're ready to eat.

Damn.

I'll get.

All you motherfucker.

Goddamn.
Goddamn.

Shit, you pass shit nigger
go for yourself.

Motherfucker.

Motherfucking shit. "

My daddy sucking'
a bowl and shit,

"Oh, goddamn,

Nigger you better get that meat
outta there, motherfucker.

Look-It, look-It, there's
some meat in there, nigger.

Shit.

Look down in there, boy.

Look-It there.

Mother. Shit.
You can throw shit away, nigger,

Shit, better eat
with your white friends. "

It was exciting.
Ha-Ha-Ha.

It was, though.

It was exciting.

I'm glad I�m black, 'cause,
I�d hate to be white,

'Cause y'all got
to go to the moon.

Isn�t no niggers going
to the moon, you know that.

First of all, isn�t no niggers
qualified, so y'all tell us.

So we isn�t go to be
worried about that.

Niggers was hip, they'd help
y'all get to the moon.

"Hey, man, let's organize and
help them white motherfuckers

Get to the moon
so they'll leave us alone... "

But I don't hate white folks.

No-Sire-Bob.

One of my great-Great
grandparents was white.

I'm sure of it.

'Cause I know I didn't look like
this when I came from Africa.

You know what I mean?

I'm afraid you do.

But I like white women.

That's my only...
I have a white women disease.

I could be a revolutionary.

But I like white women
with big boobs.

You know, 'cause they have
boobs that have skin

When you rip their clothes off,

"Bitch!"
Rip.

You know,
and their boobs pop out.

And they come so loud.

That's great.

"A colored man,
what have I done?"

And you can do your black shit,

"This is for the Congo. "

Then, ah. Fucking was always
the thing, you remember that?

You could never get no pussy
in the 50's,

'Cause all the girls had
the disease call "the virgin. "

"I'm a virgin!"
Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da!

It was hard
to get some pussy, man.

You had to be scheming,
'specially.

Like you could easily
get some pussy,

Like some dudes could get pussy,
right, "bitch. "

"Ooh-Ooh-Ooh. "

I try that, get an ass whipping'.

"I isn�t no bitch,
motherfucker. "

But you try to get pussy,
you know, like you even

Fall in love with a bitch
to get some pussy.

"I love you darling,
yes I do.

Why, you remind me
of the sunset.

You remind me of the ocean waves
that fall across the seashells

On the shore.

I want to touch your body,
just like that, dear. "

And then they give you
a little pussy,

But a little.

But you can't come in them.

Right, they always say that.

"Don't come in me. "

"Oh, no-Sire-Bob I never come.

It's not my thing.

It's not how I get my kicks.

Coming's not my trip.

Almost coming,
that's how I fill...

or bitches always be saying shit
like, you know,

"Don't come yet. "

That's the lowdown
when they do that.

"Don't come yet. "

"No, no! I'm not coming yet.

No, I�ll hold on!

Oh, god, yea!
O- O-O-H-H. "

It's great coming.

I know, like,
some folks don't come,

White folks don't come.

That's why they fuck quiet.

As I was saying two hours ago.

Man, they do, they be
"mmm, mm, mmm I�m coming. "

Niggers make noise
when they fuck.

"Ah, shit, baby.

I goddamn...
don't move it now...

Ah, shit,...
you motherfucker, you. "

And then you come and fart.

Blame it on your old lady.

"That you, baby?"

"Did you fart, mother?"

"Aw, shit, you farted, bitch.

You know you farted,
motherfucker.

Girl, you better get operation.

Bet you done
tore something' loose. Shit. "

"You know I don't fart,
I put. "

'Cause the girls,
they always pot,

They never fart, right,
they go, pot "excuse me. "

They always ease them out,
the stinking' motherfuckers,

They ease out.

Like you be in the car,
something, you can't say nothing,

You be...

"oh, no nothing dear,
it's, just god,

Ah, get me to the hospital,
please, I�m... "

My grandmother could fart,

But she'd fart
early in the morning,

Right about five o'clock,

And sit on the toilet and never,
ever shit,

But made a loud noise.

You know what I mean?

You know, like sit on a toilet
and never shit,

Just make a, you
know, like a boat coming in.

"Eh, must be four o'clock. "

Getting filmed is a drag,
you know.

No, because, I�m nervous.

I don't want to be nervous
'cause I�m... isn�t lying'.

People shit.

People will not admit they shit.

"No sir, I never had a bowel
movement ever in my life. "

Right, yes, people like Nixon,

"I've never had
a bowel movement.

And I think it's communistic
to assume that American�s

Move their bowels. "

You know Nixon don't come, right,
you know, if he does,

He apologizes.

Let me make this
perfectly clear...

and his old lady, man,
he can't come in her

'Cause she isn�t
got no pussy left.

That many facelifts she had.

Pussy all up in her ear.

And Trisha Nixon can't
give her pussy away.

Even the secret service man,

"Ah, no, I got to watch the car. "

"No, no, I understand. "

"Ever heard of Massengill. "

Massengill's a douche powder.

Maybe white girls don't douche,
but I remember that was

A big thing in whorehouses,
you know.

"Bitch, you better get some
douche powder. "

You know, that was the thing.

All the whore's sound like
flip Wilson,

"Better get some douche powder. "

That was my, I was
the errand boy

For all the whores
in the neighborhood.

You know, I used to run and get
Ktex and all that shit,

Before Tampax came along.

I remember the white,
burlesque girls

Always use Tampax
and the niggers used Ktex.

'Cause we bleed a lot
because we're so real.

I said "we" like
I�m one of the bitches.

Can we edit this?

No, never fuck a faggot.

No, I like to say this
on film because,

To all the American
male persons,

Never fuck a faggot
'cause they will lie.

They always say,
"I won't tell. "

They lie.

They can't wait
till you finish fucking them.

"Well guess who was here, honey?

Girl, look it, here.

Well the nigger got more bitch
in 'them than me. "

Don't ever give a faggot head.

'Cause you really be
lowdown, then, right.

You all act like you isn�t never
sucking' a dick or something'.

Y'all be like, "no-Sire-Bob,
we've never, ever

Touched a penis in our lives.

We're real men. "

I sucked a dick.

You can get a habit
from sucking' dick.

You can be a dick junkie.

You can only do it
maybe three times.

You do it more than that,
you get a habit, you be,

"I got to have a dick.

Now, please, unless
I have a cock in my mouth. "

I used to give head
to dudes who'd always say,

"Don't come into my mouth. "

"Our father, who art in heaven. "

No, but, no buts about it,
fuck it.

But it's exciting, man,
being black,

Because being white isn�t
very exciting,

'Cause the best you can do
when you white is go to heaven.

You know what I mean?

But niggers, niggers can't
go no place.

That's what's so exciting
about being a nigger.

You know what I mean, might fuck
around and luck up on heaven.

Negroes can't go to heaven.

They can get a promise
to heaven.

I was a negro for 23 years.

I gave that shit up.

No room for advancement.

I was, too, man,
and I had my shit down pat.

I had a lot of fun
being a negro.

Got to fuck a lot white girls.

That was the most important
part, fucking white girls.

Huh?

It's my nose.

You never ate a booger?

No, some people
don't eat boogers, man.

Boogers are hip.

I like my boogers.

I do.

I like boogers, I like boogers
and I like the way I fart.

I have great smelling farts.

People can't dig it, but,
I like the way I shit.

I shit cool, don't smell bad
or nothing'.

I don't care what anyone says.

I'm religious.

That's right,

I used to go
to white protestant church.

Used to scare the shit
out of me, right.

'Cause they had
that strange music.

You expect Dracula to jump out
on you any second, right.

If he did I�d a
held the cross up.

'Cause he's allergic to bullshit

Dracula didn't have no niggers
in his day.

He just had pretty bitches,

And it was hard for a bitch
to turn Dracula down

'Cause he promises something'

That any bitch in the world
could not refuse.

"How would you like to be
beautiful forever. Blab. "

"Fuck me, bite me, motherfucker,
anywhere, I don't care. "

For a bitch
to be pretty forever.

"You never will change"

"Oh, yea, where you
going to bite me. Here?"

But no niggers, 'cause
niggers would kill Dracula.

And as soon as them
motherfuckers going' to sleep,

I'm going take this
motherfucking toothpick

And stab the nigger
in the chest.

Don't be fucking with me.

That's why you never saw a movie
where Dracula be walking'

Down the street
with a nigger, right?

Like say him and a brother
be walking',

Ah, hey bro, what's happening'?"

"You got it. Blab . "

"Yea, a, you know, what's
your story morning' glory?"

"There's nothing to it.
Blab blab-La. "

"Look man, where you going'?

Which way, you know what I mean?

'Cause I don't need
to be walking' which you, man.

You know what I�m saying',
I isn�t for that shit.

You know what I mean,
I isn�t for no 'blah-La-La-La',

You know what I mean.

I isn�t in 'ta that.

I isn�t nothing,
isn�t no faggot in me. "

"But I�m not a faggot.

I want to suck your blood.
Blah. "

"Yea, you want
to suck my 'blah-A-A-A'.

I know what you want to suck
motherfucker,

But I don't play that.
You dig?

Now get your hand off me
you motherfucker!

You don't be touching' me!

You understand?

'Cause I kick your ass, baby. "

"If you hit me, I will fly
away. Blah. "

"Well, motherfucker, you going to
to have to go somewhere.

Now get, get up off me!

Sissy mother.

You see that dude,
that motherfucker

I was talking to...
bit me where?

Say, man, the fuck you doing'
biting me on the neck?"

Dracula had the heavy shit.

He'd bite you.

He'd bite little bitches, too,
little girls, too.

"Anything you say Dracula. "

I think my naval
wants to say something.

Now let�s pretend like
the lights are out

And there isn�t no cameras
and none of that shit, you dig?

Then I can get down.

I have to tell that to myself,
then, 'cause you all

Don't give a fuck
one way or the other,

"So what if there's no camera.

You're just not funny, dickey. "

Thank you, mom.

You fool around?

Ah, so, uh... any requests?

If this mirror,
well I looking in this mirror.

I wish I was nude.

Hey, does your dick
really look bigger on camera?

I always wanted to smoke shit,
'cause Clifford smoked shit,

Made cool sounds,
a friend of mine,

"This some jamming' shit.

Where'd you
get this shit at, man?

This is outta site.

You want some rich?

Here you go.

Yea, it sound cool, bro,
but you got to light it first. "

I was always fucking up, man.

I never got my shit together.

But I tried.

I did, man.

I always wanted to be cool
'cause you could get pussy

If you was cool.

Right, 'cause the girls
give you pussy.

Nobody like pussy nowadays, huh?

But in the old days,

When you liked pussy,
but you couldn't get it...

does anyone remember
liking pussy?

That was the thing,
that was like status, man,

If you could get some pussy.

And dudes always be like,

"Man I had two bitches
the other night,

The bitches was freaking off.

The other bitch licked
the other bitch's shoe heel.

That's right, you know, you dig?

Ha-Ha-A-A!

I told her, I said, look here,
I�m going to put a chair

In the bitch's cli-Tor-Is.

I want you to suck the,
little bitch. "

Had some beautiful stories, man.

I always had fun being black.

I guess y'all never know.

But that's the price you pay
for being white.

'Cause it's hard being white,
it isn�t easy.

You have to be
a certain kind a dude.

Can you imagine, like,
white dude,

Like a dude like you,
you go to your job tomorrow,

If you walked
into your job and go

"How'd feel Fred?"
"Fuck you!"

"I beg your pardon, Fred?
Why don't you just take

The day off.

You must be
overexerting yourself. "

You know, they think
you're crazy.

Niggers is in trouble.

"Well, that's the way
they talk all the time.

Just discharge him. "

Niggers got to talk that way
when you all don't understand

"Please get off my back. "
Y'all don't understand that,

"What does he mean by
'on my back?"'

Got to articulate it.

"Your standing on the man's
Sleeno Splataurus

Along with the elevation
of the dual process

Within the limitations
of the foot as it processes. "

Niggas isn�t going to wait
that long for y'all to get up.

'Cause they got black
motherfuckers, now.

They be black.

Black.

I remember when black
wasn't beautiful.

Black man come
to our neighborhood,

"Black is beautiful,
Africa�s your home,

Beware the black man,
be proud to be black. "

And my parents go,
"that nigger crazy. "

"Better get your ass away
from here with that shit.

Don't start no trouble
'round here. "

"When you want me to move
ask me to move.

I'm all well.

That's right,
all well jones B.T. Johnson.

You, understand?

You don't be no nigger,

You isn�t going to hit me
with nothing', Mr. Officer.

I don't take no ass whooping',

And don't know nothing'
about unconscious.

You got to kill me.

You remember last summer
when the 15 police come

Got that crazy nigger,
eight or nine of 'them

Got fucked up?

That's me!

You hit me,
I�m going to bite your dick.

I'm going to die with some nuts
in my hand, man.

Now, what you going to do?"

Alright, well, we'll be back.

Hanging' out was
the groovy, right?

If you could hang out, you know.

I always like to hang out
with wino's and shit

'Cause wino's always new Jesus.

Like I said, I was religious?

'Cause in the Midwest, right,
the hillbillies own god.

"Hello, out there
friends and neighbors.

Has god touched you today?

Have you been touched
by Jesus Christ?

Jesus Christ,
the savior of us all.

The very same Jesus who touched
the rock and turned it to stone.

He will be in town
June 13th, 14th, and 15th.

Coupons will be accepted
at the door. "

Hope I�m not out of line.

I hate to see folks leave
when I be talking'.

I hope y'all get raped
by black folks with clap.

And nothing worse
than the black clap.

I had the clap once.

I thought I was cool, man,

'Cause the dudes knew
I was getting' some.

"Richie got the clap!

Outta site! My man! Yea-A-A-."

I thought that was cool.

The clap.
Nothing' like the clap.

"There is nothing
like the clap-A-A-P. "

Moving right along.

No, but oral Roberts is
the hippest religious person

I know.
You ever seen his show?

The oral Roberts show?

Never seen oral Robert?

He be healing' motherfuckers?

They be going',
"I�m going' see oral Roberts. "

And he straighten them out,

And they be going',
"it was really wonderful. "

I can see him
in his dressing room,

"Five minutes, Mr. Roberts. "

Thank you. I'll be right out.

"How's the house Freddie?"

"Ah, 's ok, ah, couple real
cripples up front.

Want to move 'them back?"

"Ah, no, we're working
on cataracts tonight, it's... "

Wino's are religious, though.

'Cause they puke.

You can't be no more religious
than that, to vomit.

"What do you think of life?"

Wino's and fighters.

I never could fight,
and never could be a good wino.

'Cause fighting' was serious.

You know, niggers could fight.

I never could fight, man.

But I had a cool run.

In case the girls
see me running'.

"Look, Richard�s running'."

"Yes, but he's cool. "

'Cause, dudes,
I remember the cool dudes,

When the cool dudes fight
the big dudes,

They always fought cool, right?

"Ah, what you mean, man.

Huh? No wait, hold it.

No wait a minute.

Oh, get up.

No, what you mean?

What, you going to
jump on who nigger, huh?

You jump on whom?

When?

Well, you isn�t
jumping' on nobody.

I'm the one in charge.

Want to jump on me,
motherfucker?

Get. Mm. Mother. Yea. Ah.
Now do something'.

Come on, Fred, yea,
motherfucker, yea. Frankie!"

This shit be getting' down,
boy, they be duking'.

It was beautiful.

I never could do it, though.

I always wanted
to sit on the porch

And just look at pussy.

Or hang with the winos 'cause
they knew Jesus personally.

If you die, you could
go to heaven from a wino.

"Man, I know Jesus.

Shit, live over there
in the project.

Nigger isn�t shit.

I knew the boy's mama.

That's right, man.

Girl with big boobs?

Pretty black girl, man.

Had personality
all over her face.

Well, that's right.

I knew her.

I'm the one responsible
for that girl.

She wasn't no virgin, neither.

'Cause I knew a couple niggers
eased up there and got some.

Shit, be telling' me.

I 'member when her son,
Jesus, was born

'Cause her husband Joe
damn near killed her.

'Cause she told him
god made a baby.

He beat her with a pool stick.

Said 'bitch, you going to tell me
who the daddy of this baby is. '

Damn near broke
that bitch's neck.

She fessed up.

Found out it was jimmy walker.

That's right.

I knew Jesus when he was
nothing', man.

Little boy.

I remember when he got killed.

I'm the one tried to save
the boy's life.

1935, June 10th.

People talk about it was,
what, Easter.

Motherfucker that...
it was June 10, 1935.

I said, 'boy, don't you go down
to the railroad track

Fucking with them Jews
without no money. '

That's right.

Nigger went down there,
they killed his ass.

Talking' 'bout he rose
from the grave,

Shit he wouldn't get up
in the morning'.

Shit, I been around.

I isn�t no fool,
I studies peoples.

I know what peoples
coming' from.

Shit, I�m a peopleologist.

That's right.

People don't know
what I been doing, man.

I'm one of the first
colored's man in the FBI.

That's right, j. Edgar hoover
'pointed me personally, girl.

Wanted somebody on the railroad
to watch the Mexicans.

That's right.

Cause couldn't nobody
on the bureau

At that particular time
speak Mexican talk.

Then they hired me.

I can understand Mexican 'cause
I hear 'them taking',

I say 'what you say,
motherfucker?'

They tell me.

Damn.

Whew.

Whoa.

Let's see you birds sing that!

Tweet, tweet my ass.

You got to get down.

See the people got to understand
this community..

Say fool!

You better slow that car down!

Goddamn, you don't come
drive down through here

Like you crazy!

This a neighborhood, man,

This isn�t no
residential district!

Shit, you could
kept that sign anything.

That all bitch.

You see, that, girl?

What you looking' for, a match?

Well, go for yourself.

See, I�m going to
tell you something'.

See, that fool
that just drove, there.

That don't mean nothing' to me.

I lives around here.

I'm in charge of this district.

I directs traffic every day.

I handles these peoples.

Listen, this.. Look, watch.

Say ice cream boy!

No, we don't want no ice cream.

Can you turn
that goddamn noise off?

Well, don't nobody want to hear
that think-A-Ling shit

This time a morning'.

Yea, I get some of them pampers
on your ass nigger,

You don't turn it off.

Well, jump out that car,
you bad motherfucker.

Yea, I know how get your ass
back in there, nigger.

Shit, I don't take no shit.

I was in world war I, boy,
I�m a veteran.

That's right,
I was in France.

I was at the battle
at chateau-Bryon.

You don't fuck with me.

I isn�t no fool.

I got mustard gas wounds
all over my body.

Mess with me.

Shit, I understand.

I'm pure.

My great-Great-Great-Great
grandmother was

African princess.

That's right, I isn�t got no
white blood in me.

I'm pure.

Name was Cleo.

Cleo Johnson.

Shit.

I been arousal.

Trying' laugh at me.

You got to call, honky.

Is that a camera?

What that motherfucker
over there doing'

With a camera, man?

You can't film this.

Can't get arrested
for drinking' nothing'.

See, peoples got to understand
what's going on with the world.

When I was young,
I used to pimp.

I been around.

Shit, Mae west was my whore.

That's right,
little short-Legged bitch.

That's right.

Bitch gave me plenty money.

Me and jack Johnson.

I used to box,
I boxed jack Johnson, boy.

I boxed that nigger 17 rounds.

June 5th, 1905.

We fought for 17 rounds, boy,
I�d-A won if it don't snow.

Nigger saw that white,
damn near kilt me.

See that boy over there
in the street?

See that boy?

Used to be a genius.

Boy used to book the numbers,
didn't need paper or pencil.

Now the nigger can't remember
his shoe lace.

Get off the street, boy!

Look at the nigger.

Move, motherfucker!

'Fore you get run over, boy,
get outta the way!

Willie!

Move outta the street, man.

What's happening!'

What's happen. What's happening'!

What's happening'!

What's happening'!

Shit.

I see you all motherfucker.

I'm mean motherfucker these calls.

I'm directing' this shit.

Oh-H.

Say, man, I feel bad enough
to drink some milk.

You got anything?"

"Yea, boy, I got something'.

I got some advice for your ass.

You better lay off that
narcotic, nigger,

That made you null and void.

That's right.

You'd better try to go to work
and get a job,

Be somebody respectable.

Fucking around out here
on the streets like a fool.

You could help the community.

You better get it together. "

"What's happening'!

Shi... motherfucker!

I used to work motherfucker!

I worked for five years
in a row when I was

In the joint.

Pressing' license plates.

Kiss my ass. Truck.

Where the fuck a nigger going to
get a job out here

In the street pressing'
license plates, man.

You, understand,
you motherfucker?

The motherfucker!

Kiss my motherfucking ass,
nigger!

Kill me, motherfucker!

I... I went down
to the unemployment bureau,

Baby, you dig, that's right.

I went in there,
put on my white voice,

Walked in the office,
talking 'bout,

'Good afternoon,
I�m applying for a job,

I'm wondering,
can you help me. '

Freaked the bitch out.

Ah-H-H.

All be talking 'bout,
'oh, what you been doing'

To your voice?'.

Everything, motherfucker.

Myyyy.

Bitch starting asking' me
who invented palm beach,

All that motherfucking shit.

I said 'hey,
I got to get through this shit

To get a job!?'

Motherfucking job.

Shit, I�d rather be
hi-I-I-I-G-H. "

"We're all going to
get high today, boy.

Can you get high Offa
some of this, nigger?

Try some-A that. "

"What you trembling'.

No, you can't have
none of this now.

You going to tremble, nigger,
now what's wrong with you?"

"I'm sick motherfucker.
I'm sick, man.

I isn�t had no shit, man, in
motherfucker.

The nigger told me I got to have
some money to get some dope?

I did sixty days for that
nigger.

You understand?

The motherfucker saw me
in the street, man.

I was sick in the street...

and needed just
a little bit a dope.

You, know, just shoot me up.

I be cool 'cause he the nigger
who turned me on, man,

Told me it was cocaine, baby!.

Say 'it isn�t going to
fuck with you',

'Little cocaine'.

It be cool.

You dig.

And my line, man.

You know, that motherfucker
shot me up with some big boy.

And then I got...
my momma called me a dog.

My momma, mother dear,
called me a dog.

That's right,
the bitch called me a dog.

My daddy told me
he don't want to see me

Inna Vicinity.

Just 'cause I
stole his television.

Shit.

And, I�m sick, man,
I need some help.

I need somebody to walk with me
and talk with me

Till two o'clock
tomorrow afternoon

When I can get some shit.

I'll be alright,
I can handle this white world,

Then, baby.
Ha-Ha.

I get a little shit in my veins,
I can take all the shit.

You know what I mean?

I can take it now.

'Cause my mind think

The shit out
I want to think about.

But if you hang out with me
and lie to me

You all wise thinking'
motherfucker.

You isn�t do that for me. "

"I'm going to do it with you, boy.

I'm going to walk with you.

'Cause I believe
you got potential.

You could be somebody with a
little opportunity like I had

Back in 1905.

I went down to Mexico city
'cause that's the only place

A nigger could go enjoy himself
without prejudice.

I went down there,
spent my money.

I was in Mexico city,
right across from

The Garcia hotel.

Poncho come out
an' recognize me, man.

Poncho, said, 'hey, baby!'
'Poncho, motherfucker. '

And we hugged and kissed
and shit, and now,

Keep walking', walk with me, man,
I�m going to tell you 'bout it.

Me and Ponch,
we worked down here,

Was just...

black people have
a lot to overcome

And it isn�t just the mountain.

Martin Luther king, said, "I
have been to the mountaintop... "

I've been
to the mountaintop too,

And I looked over the top, and
what did I see?

More white folks...
with guns.

This isn�t as funny as we
thought it was going to be.

Motherfucker show biz.