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Oh, thank goodness, it .was just a dream
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, ohOh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a partyevery day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pullingme every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changingTurning around
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♪ They got me going crazythe ground're shaking
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♪ But they took a chanceon the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let themdown, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a partyevery day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Mr. Kipling, you're getting
a time out.
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And no TV for a week.
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I think you are being very harsh.
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Mr. Kipling
paid you a visit
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because he gets bored in his cage.
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Plus, he's a cuddler.
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Oh, that explains the claw marks
on my calves!
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Jessie, I have a huge problem.
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I love my photography class!
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Okay, I know I'm new at
this whole nanny thing,
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but not seeing the problem.
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The problem is I got
for this assignment. Partner.
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You call it lazy,
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I call it selective participation.
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Now, Jessie, give me...
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Pouty nanny.
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Okay, that was more like constipated nanny,
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but I can touch it up.
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I can't believe I can get school credit
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for taking pictures of cute girls.
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The assignment is to take pictures
of New York's flora and fauna.
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Ooh, I hope those are hot Latin twins.
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Do you have an off switch?
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Yep. You wanna
try and find it?
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Nope.
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Okay, look.
We are going to the park.
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or a slither, or whatever he does.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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We cannot take
Mr. Kipling for a walk.
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If Mrs. Chesterfield sees him,
she'll throw a hissy fit.
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Yeah, she's the head of the condo board.
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And a real pain in the ashram.
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Oh, is she that annoying lady downstairs
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who's always carrying that homely baby?
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It's a dog.
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You're telling me.
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Someone whomped that child
with the ugly stick.
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He means it's a Chihuahua.
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It's Chi-hideous.
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Look, Ravi, I'm not gonna
let some old grouch
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keep you from walking your pet.
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We'll just ask Tony to make
sure the coast is clear.
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I'm on it!
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Tony, are you eavesdropping again?
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Now that I've looked upthe word... Yes.
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I need a loaf of bread,
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a pound of cheddar cheese,
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two pounds of roast beef,
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a jumbo jar of mayonnaise...
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Bertram, when you are
done ordering your lunch,
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do not forget to order
Mr. Kipling's snack.
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Fine. Do you have
any frog legs?
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He does not like the legs.
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How about frog breasts?
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Can I buy those?
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Um, that's my business.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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And now I have to find a new grocer.
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All right.
Les go.
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Come on, come on, come on.
Move it, move it, move it!
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Go, go, go!
Come on!
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All right. You have this
and you have your camera.
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Whoa!
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Keep your tail to yourself.
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Yeah. She's mine.
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No, I'm not.
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All my boyfriends have to be at least 18.
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And human.
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So, Luke, you're oh for two.
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Go, go, go!
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Hey there,
Mrs. Chesterfield.
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That was a short walk.
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I know.
But, we're tired today.
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Last night, the noise from those
urchins upstairs was intolerable.
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Wasn't it, my little chimichanga?
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Yes. Give Mommy
a kiss. Yes.
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Hey! No PDA in the lobby.
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Well, better go get your beauty rest.
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Here we go!
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It's all clear.
You can come out now.
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Luke, you couldn't hold
it till we got outside?
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Hey, it wasn't me.
It was Mr. Kipling!
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Oh sure.
Blame the lizard.
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Jessie, thank you so much for bringing Mr.
Kipling to the park.
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Look how happy he is.
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Ever noticed how his happy face
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and his "I'm gonna eat you"
face are really similar?
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Ooh! Ha! Cockroach.
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Luke, help me, or I'll tell Jessie
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you still sleep with Kenny the Koala.
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Kenny just likes to hang out on my bed.
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Don't turn it into something ugly.
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Okay, okay.
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Oh, man! No way!
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What?
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I can see right into Bertram's room.
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Oh, he's shaving his own back.
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Ew.
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I wanna look away, but I can't!
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Oh, good.
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A giant bird just blocked my view.
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What? Let me see.
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I think that giant bird
is a Hudson Valley hawk!
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This book says they're incredibly rare.
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Not as rare as a guy shaving his back
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with a razor duct-taped
to a spatula.
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Jessie! Come help me!
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Zuri! Zuri!
What happened?
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This mean girl, Genevieve, hit me!
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What? Where is she?
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She's right there, sticking
her tongue out at you.
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Oh, I get it.
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Genevieve, that's not very nice.
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She's over there.
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Genevieve, apologize.
Right now.
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See, Zuri?
She said she's very sorry.
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No, she didn't.
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Then what did she say?
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I'm not allowed to use
that kind of language.
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But it was nasty.
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You can bring
Mr. Kipling back now.
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Mrs. Chesterfield's
not here.
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Mrs. Chesterfield!
You're here!
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Who's avoiding me?
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Uh, pretty much everyone in the building.
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You scare people.
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There goes my Christmas tip.
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Here's a tip.
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When the president of the condo
board asks you something,
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answer it.
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What's going on?
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Whatever it is, it has nothing
to do with a giant lizard.
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You people have a vicious, cold-blooded
reptile living in this building?
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Why not?
You live here.
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Zuri, that's not nice.
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Hey, we were all thinking it.
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Hi, I'm Jessie.
And I...
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I don't care.
Okay.
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Giant lizards are not
allowed in this building!
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Tony, help me!
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I meant by the waist!
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Oh, put me down, you
charmingly boyish troglodyte!
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Whoa! Language!
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Please, Mrs. Chesterfield,
do not take away my pet.
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Pet? That's not a pet!
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That is the before picture
of a pair of boots.
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And a matching belt.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oops.
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You took the wrong leash.
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Oh, did I?
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Thanks for the news flash, Bessie!
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Oh, my little Zeusie!
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Jessie, I cannot lose
Mr. Kipling!
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He is my best friend!
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I'm so sorry, Ravi.
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If I hadn't suggested taking Mr.
Kipling for a walk,
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this never would have happened.
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I agree. If only you could've
had this a-ha moment earlier.
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Ugh! That stupid hawk
won't move.
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Why have you added 10 pounds
of rodent to my shopping list?
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A sudden craving for mice krispie treats?
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We need bait to get the hawk to fly
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so we can get an action
shot for our photo essay.
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But all it does is sit there like a lump.
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If it watched Korean soap
operas in its underwear,
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it would be you, Bertram.
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Oh! (CHUCKLES)
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Very funny.
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If you need me, I'll be inside
spitting in your lunch.
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Ravi, why you packing?
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You're not going anywhere.
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I will not be separated
from Mr. Kipling.
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We have been together since he was an egg.
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I actually sat on him until he hatched.
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I get it, okay?
He's a link to your old life.
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Just like I still have my first rattle.
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I cut it off the snake myself.
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Jessie! Genevieve followed
us from the playground.
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She just ripped off my dolly's head!
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Okay, that's scary.
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And you don't wanna see what
she did to my Build-a-Baboon.
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Now he'll never have children!
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Can I go work for him?
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Jessie, please come play with me.
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If you're there, Genevieve
won't pick on me.
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Zuri, I wish I could,
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but I need to help Ravi right now.
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Well, guess I know where I stand.
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Wait, Zuri, why don't you try
being nice to Genevieve?
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Why don't you tell her she's pretty?
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Have you seen her?
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Well... No.
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But you see her.
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And my advice is to kill her with kindness.
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Just like I'm going to do
with Mrs. Chesterfield.
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Do you know what
works better than kindness?
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A really big hammer.
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Hi!
Ugh.
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I brought cookies.
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What kind?
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They're "I'm sorry you almost
got eaten by a giant lizard,
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"but please let him stay 'cause it would
mean so much to a little boy" cookies.
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Pecan sandies!
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Well, maybe just one.
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It is our cheat day.
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Right, my little Zeusie?
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Come on.
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Binge with Mommy.
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Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Ow!
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Uh, don't you mean "wow"?
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I just bit into a pecan shell!
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You broke my tooth!
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I'm so sorry!
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You were supposed to love the
cookies so we could bond...
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The only bonding is gonna
be done by my dentist!
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And I'm sending you the bill!
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Fine, whatever.
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Just please, please don't
take Ravi's lizard away.
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I wouldn't dream of it.
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That's Animal Control's job.
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And I'm calling them right now.
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I should have brought a hammer.
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Do not worry, Mr. Kipling.
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Jessie is going to fix things with Mrs.
Chesterfield.
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Okay, don't panic.
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I broke
Mrs. Chesterfield's tooth,
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and she's calling Animal Control
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to come take
Mr. Kipling away.
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Okay...
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I hope that means that although
you're slightly upset,
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you don't blame me 'cause
you know I did my best.
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No.
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It means I curse the day you were
ever born, you bungling she-devil!
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Oh!
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Well, someone's not getting a cookie.
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I'm sorry, Jessie!
I did not mean it!
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It's okay.
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I just cannot bear
to see Mr. Kipling so upset.
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You know, he hides
his emotions really well.
260
00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:28,037
Look, Ravi, we have to get Mr.
Kipling out of the building!
261
00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:31,843
As I recall, your wanting to
get him out of the building
262
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:36,607
is what started this spiral
of doom in the first place!
263
00:14:36,637 --> 00:14:39,044
Oh, okay, are we assigning blame here,
264
00:14:39,074 --> 00:14:40,942
or are we saving a lizard?
265
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,969
I am doing a little bit of both.
266
00:14:50,002 --> 00:14:51,740
Tony, are we all clear?
267
00:14:51,769 --> 00:14:53,008
All clear.
268
00:14:53,038 --> 00:14:55,675
You're sure the Animal
Control guys aren't there?
269
00:14:55,705 --> 00:14:58,072
Yeah, I'm sure.
Geez, a guy makes one mistake...
270
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,598
Aw, man!
271
00:15:03,866 --> 00:15:05,903
If you guys are looking for a large lizard,
272
00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:07,831
I can assure you it is not here.
273
00:15:07,871 --> 00:15:10,698
Lizards hate lobbies.
They prefer lounges.
274
00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:15,872
What is not clear to you
about the phrase "all clear"?
275
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,596
It does seem fairly
self-explanatory.
276
00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:25,700
Come on! We gotta get Mr.
Kipling out of here until those guys leave.
277
00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:26,999
No problem.
He's already gone.
278
00:15:28,837 --> 00:15:30,734
Okay, don't panic!
279
00:15:37,497 --> 00:15:39,664
Okay, now, he's not very good in a crisis.
280
00:15:48,204 --> 00:15:50,971
Do I put frogs in the
refrigerator or the pantry?
281
00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:54,837
I don't know.
That's not my job.
282
00:15:56,495 --> 00:15:58,712
I never imagined it would be mine, either.
283
00:15:59,861 --> 00:16:01,259
Get the door.
284
00:16:07,102 --> 00:16:10,009
Hello, little girl.
May we come in?
285
00:16:10,289 --> 00:16:11,318
No.
286
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:17,490
And Jessie says I'm not
supposed to talk to strangers.
287
00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:21,785
I'm Mrs. Chesterfield, from downstairs.
I'm not strange.
288
00:16:21,825 --> 00:16:23,623
That's a matter of opinion.
289
00:16:26,021 --> 00:16:27,988
Out of my way.
290
00:16:28,018 --> 00:16:30,815
You're strange and rude.
291
00:16:30,855 --> 00:16:32,683
And you have dog breath.
292
00:16:35,819 --> 00:16:37,527
Nothing to see here!
293
00:16:38,816 --> 00:16:40,654
A-ha!
294
00:16:40,684 --> 00:16:43,950
If there's no giant lizard
living in this apartment,
295
00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:46,587
then how do you explain this?
296
00:16:47,046 --> 00:16:50,013
It's an indoor playground.
297
00:16:50,053 --> 00:16:53,619
Guess they didn't have those
around when you were a kid.
298
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,915
How dare you!
299
00:16:56,945 --> 00:16:59,512
I'm only 32.
300
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,681
Maybe in dog years.
301
00:17:05,885 --> 00:17:08,781
So you're claiming
this contraption is yours?
302
00:17:08,811 --> 00:17:10,509
Absolutely.
303
00:17:11,678 --> 00:17:13,915
It's mine! It's fun!
304
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,506
And it doesn't smell bad in here at all.
305
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:26,940
Well, then how do you explain all
these tiny animal skeletons?
306
00:17:28,678 --> 00:17:30,706
You have your hobbies and I have mine.
307
00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:07,403
Get any good shots of the hawk?
308
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:08,902
Luke!
309
00:18:11,768 --> 00:18:12,767
Ow!
310
00:18:16,673 --> 00:18:18,501
Is Animal Control still up here?
311
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:20,438
We lost Mr. Kipling!
312
00:18:20,468 --> 00:18:23,405
He's not lost.
He's right down there.
313
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,771
And he looks like he's about to eat Mrs.
Chesterfield's stupid mutt.
314
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,699
What?
315
00:18:32,664 --> 00:18:36,570
My complaint is that there is
still a vicious 7-foot lizard
316
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,436
named Mr. Kipling running
amok in my building!
317
00:18:40,465 --> 00:18:43,701
No, I don't know his first name!
318
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:47,567
Well, I don't care if that
leaves a blank on your form!
319
00:18:47,597 --> 00:18:49,535
You can take your form and...
320
00:18:49,565 --> 00:18:51,463
No, don't you put me on hold!
321
00:18:51,502 --> 00:18:52,701
And I'm on hold.
322
00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:57,595
Ugh!
323
00:18:58,494 --> 00:18:59,633
Nice to see you, too.
324
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:08,563
Oh, my little Zeusie!
Mommy will save you!
325
00:19:08,593 --> 00:19:09,661
No, I won't.
326
00:19:12,558 --> 00:19:15,555
Okay, I'll bet you five bucks
the lizard eats the dog
327
00:19:15,595 --> 00:19:16,693
and Chesterfield.
328
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,560
You're on. I bet she tastes
as bitter as she looks.
329
00:19:21,797 --> 00:19:23,755
The hawk is moving!
Give me the camera!
330
00:19:27,391 --> 00:19:28,759
It's diving straight toward us!
331
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,495
I think it wants the Chihuahua!
332
00:19:32,525 --> 00:19:34,623
Hey, everybody loves Mexican.
333
00:19:42,693 --> 00:19:44,651
I got it!
334
00:19:44,691 --> 00:19:46,559
Now, that's an action shot!
335
00:19:50,554 --> 00:19:51,723
Oh!
336
00:19:51,753 --> 00:19:55,588
Wow! A giant lizard using
a hawk as a pinata!
337
00:19:55,618 --> 00:19:57,686
That's a first for me.
Anybody else?
338
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:02,381
Oh, my little Zeusie!
Mommy has you.
339
00:20:02,421 --> 00:20:03,789
Oh, stop trembling.
340
00:20:04,748 --> 00:20:06,486
Oh, that's me.
341
00:20:07,315 --> 00:20:08,653
Oh!
342
00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:11,650
I'll call Zoya and book us an
emergency couples massage.
343
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,753
Gee, it must feel pretty bad
almost losing your pet like that.
344
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:20,520
It does.
345
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:24,745
If I lost Zeus, who would I watch
Real Housewives with?
346
00:20:24,785 --> 00:20:27,611
So now you know how Ravi
feels about Mr. Kipling.
347
00:20:27,651 --> 00:20:31,347
You and Mr. Kipling watch The Real
Housewivesof New York, too?
348
00:20:31,377 --> 00:20:32,516
Oh, absolutely.
349
00:20:32,546 --> 00:20:34,483
But if you want to see a real catfight,
350
00:20:34,513 --> 00:20:36,611
you should check out the Real
Housewivesof New Delhi.
351
00:20:39,747 --> 00:20:42,544
See? See how
we're all bonding?
352
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:45,381
So does this mean
Mr. Kipling can stay?
353
00:20:46,749 --> 00:20:48,477
I didn't say that.
354
00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:50,375
Oh, come on!
355
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,712
If it weren't for his lizard, right
now, your dog would be a yappy meal.
356
00:20:56,578 --> 00:20:58,676
All right.
Yes!
357
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:02,311
Just promise to keep that
disturbing creature away from me.
358
00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:04,509
Deal. You will never
see Mr. Kipling again.
359
00:21:04,539 --> 00:21:06,447
I was talking about Zuri.
360
00:21:06,476 --> 00:21:08,404
She's a very strange child.
361
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,536
Zuri!
362
00:21:15,576 --> 00:21:16,705
She's not here!
363
00:21:19,671 --> 00:21:22,408
Oh, really?
Hmm. That's too bad,
364
00:21:22,438 --> 00:21:24,436
'cause I have some good news.
365
00:21:24,476 --> 00:21:26,603
What?
366
00:21:26,643 --> 00:21:29,570
Genevieve is not going to
be bothering you anymore.
367
00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:31,508
Because Mr. Kipling
ate her.
368
00:21:34,634 --> 00:21:36,242
Really?
369
00:21:36,272 --> 00:21:37,371
Did she suffer?
370
00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:39,568
No, sweetie.
371
00:21:39,608 --> 00:21:40,707
Too bad.
372
00:21:42,675 --> 00:21:44,602
This stinks!
373
00:21:44,632 --> 00:21:47,639
Luke and I got an A on our photo essay!
374
00:21:47,669 --> 00:21:51,604
What's wrong with an A?
Again, not seeing the problem.
375
00:21:51,634 --> 00:21:55,400
The problem is I did all the work
but Luke got all the credit!
376
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,498
I watched that stupid hawk like a...
377
00:21:57,537 --> 00:22:00,164
Hawk all day,
378
00:22:00,204 --> 00:22:03,171
and all Luke did was
snap one lucky picture!
379
00:22:03,201 --> 00:22:05,199
Hey, did Emma tell you my picture made
380
00:22:05,239 --> 00:22:07,296
the homepage of the school website?
381
00:22:07,336 --> 00:22:09,304
All my hard work really paid off!
382
00:22:13,569 --> 00:22:15,497
All right, all right.
383
00:22:15,537 --> 00:22:17,534
Here's dinner.
384
00:22:17,564 --> 00:22:20,431
Breast of frog
wild mice. f.
385
00:22:20,461 --> 00:22:22,159
Ew!
386
00:22:22,199 --> 00:22:23,368
Just kidding.
It's chicken.
387
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,495
Maybe.
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