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Previously on iZombie...
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You're supposed to feed these people.
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There's a brain shortage out there.
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We've heard rumors that our own men
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are skimming brains and selling
them on the black market.
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There's one name I know.
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Russ Roche.
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My cut, hand it over.
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I want you to buddy up to him.
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Renegade's operation turns
more humans into zombies
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than all other coyote outfits combined.
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You can't save the Railroad.
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I can take Mama's place.
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I'm willing to do the scratching.
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People are dying out there
beyond the wall,
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but we have a chance to save them.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Did you hear Fillmore-Graves
shut down the 206 Weekly?
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- Uh-uh.
- Yeah, the soldiers who went down there
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shot up the place.
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Scared the hell out of everyone.
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I'm not surprised.
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Major was the ranking officer.
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I was at Fillmore-Graves last night.
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Chase Graves turned to Major and
said, "Did you guys really do this?"
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Major flat-out lied.
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Fillmore-Graves is The Borg.
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I don't know what that means.
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Keep dating Ravi, you will.
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Speaking of Major...
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I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't...
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tell him or Ravi about, you know...
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Human smuggling?
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So, listen, um...
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I've been up all night thinking
about that question you asked me.
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If I could help those dying people,
would I, and you're right, I would.
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I understand why you're doing
what you're doing and I...
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respect your decision.
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Thank you.
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Which is why I wanna be a part of it.
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No.
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No, I am not letting you risk your life.
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Hey.
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Why is it good for you, but not for me?
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Body. Gotta go.
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That's yours.
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Obviously, I can't scratch people,
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but there must be some way
for me to be helpful.
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Do you have giant stacks
of cash stashed somewhere?
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Because that's one of
our biggest problems right now.
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Lack of resources.
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'Bout damn time you showed up.
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I've been writing to the mayor's
office for over a year.
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We don't normally grant favors to people
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who work for notorious
criminal syndicates.
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I played ball.
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I gave you what you wanted. You owe me.
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You didn't give us everything we wanted.
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There is no money. That's a myth!
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Well, shoot.
This was a waste of my time.
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Okay, no, wait. Wait.
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What if I told you
there was a pot of gold?
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I'd say I already know that.
That's why I'm here.
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There's a bus that's
transporting prisoners
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to the state pen in Walla Walla.
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State pen is worse.
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Drop you off at Moses Lake Correctional.
White collar prison.
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Plus, your family's
all outside the wall, right?
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Just think of visiting day.
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You dirty girl.
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Where's the money, Casper?
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Are you sure someone's in there?
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The pool of blood suggests there is.
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You didn't open it up yet?
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I was waiting for you guys.
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Someone's in there.
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A jogger found the body this morning.
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No witnesses, no ID, no clue
how the body got there.
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Time-travel murder.
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Perhaps the impaled knight stepped out
of the TARDIS seconds before his death.
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What the hell's a TARDIS?
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Something nerdy.
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It's the space-time vessel
from Doctor Who.
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Looks like a police box.
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Bigger on the inside?
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I was hoping for an answer
based more in reality.
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Well, I'm sure you'll find one.
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Once the zombie medical examiner
eats the victim's brain.
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Anybody bring a can-opener?
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Yeah, uh, not to be that guy,
uh, but it is a lunch "hour."
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Look at this.
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It's like he was wearing a car.
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I identified our victim.
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He was a medieval history
professor named Garrett Drexel.
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According to his parents,
in his spare time,
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he did something called "larpering."
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The parents didn't know much about it,
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but it sounded in your wheelhouse, so...
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It's actually called LARPing and it
stands for "Live Action Role-Playing."
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So it's like a sex thing?
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What? No.
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No, it's like D&D,
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but the players physically act
out their character's actions,
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sometimes participating
in elaborate mock-battles
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- and epic story lines.
- Fear not!
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I have slain the rodent foul
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No more will his pestilent
droppings threaten
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the purity of our tools and provisions
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and our boxes of cardboard
will forevermore go un-gnawed.
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I think she killed
the storage closet mouse.
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'Twas a noble death. And quick.
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What say you, My Lord?
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Have you news of our quest?
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I'm not your lord.
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Thou art a most sovereign leader
tasked with protecting our kingdom.
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Thoust may be free of royal blood,
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but a purer heart I've not yet known.
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And on my honor,
I will serve at thy side.
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It is my most solemn vow.
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- Can you get up, please?
- Yes, My Lord.
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And stop calling me "My Lord."
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Yes, my liege.
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Your Grace.
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So Garrett's parents gave me
the name of his LARPing group,
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The Guardians of Bonestorm,
and the place they hang.
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That seems like the best place to start.
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If they are acting out battles,
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that could be how Garrett
got himself skewered.
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To Earth's end and back,
I will follow thee.
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Okay, then, um... Let's go.
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LARPing, huh?
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The thing that bugs me about
D&D is you're just sitting.
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If there was a more physical
version, with badass armor...
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That could be cool.
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Fie, squire!
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One must consume an onion
bloom from the inside-out.
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Seriously, though, dude, you're just
picking off all the crispy stuff!
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Definitely not cool. Not cool at all.
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I suppose we gotta talk to 'em.
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Fear not, My Lord, for both my
sword and my life are yours.
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You don't have a sword. Or a
life, if we're being technical.
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I am Olivia of Seattle.
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Examiner of the exanimate.
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Vision-haver for the guard.
Zombie of the festive vessel.
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My Lord asks that you lend an ear
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and I ask that you make haste
and gather round,
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for his will is my most sacred destiny.
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Detective Babineaux,
Seattle PD, Homicide.
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Normal talker.
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Tell us about Garrett Drexel.
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We learned he is a member of your group.
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So, he's done it.
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Sir Garrett has slain
the Great Wizard of Thrall.
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- Cheers.
- Uh, no.
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Garrett was found dead this morning.
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- Can't believe he was...
- Verily?
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Aye.
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Alas. Alack. A shocker.
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He was much beloved.
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Someone stuck a sword through
him and left him for dead.
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Wait, you don't think it was us?
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You know these swords
are totally foam, right?
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Yeah, plus we all worshiped Garrett.
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When was the last time you saw him?
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He left the group after
the wall went up.
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Didn't seem like a good idea for
humans and zombies to fight together,
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so Garrett and his friend Magnus
left with the other zombies
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to start their own
zombie LARPing league.
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- But Garrett wasn't a zombie.
- Of course he was.
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He was human.
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Mmm...
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'Tis true, noble sir.
Undead, he was not.
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That doesn't make any sense.
How could that be?
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♪ Sir Garrett is now underground ♪
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♪ He should have run away...
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Shut it, Chuck!
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Your Grace, if Sir Garrett did doth
portray himself falsely a zombie
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whilst in battle with zombies,
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who, believing him kindred,
fought without care,
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'tis on Garrett's own shoulder
the fault doth lay, does it not?
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That's what I was thinking,
but in a less annoying way.
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Mmm.
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Sharing a meal as father
and son, I did miss this.
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You missed decades of them.
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I'm fairly certain this is
our seventh meal together.
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This is a fine establishment, son.
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You've done well.
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I wanted to give zombies
a true fine-dining experience.
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Enough!
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You're rushing through a sacrament.
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I want each of you to take
one bite using a fork.
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For God has given us
the tools we need, my friends.
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One bite.
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There. Now, hold it in your mouth...
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And let the divine flavors
linger on your tongue
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until your mouth fills with glory.
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Savor it. Savor it.
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Now swallow.
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Mmm.
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And repeat.
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Swallowing on command.
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That's a power that I should
never be entrusted with.
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Trust is a must but turns to dust
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when bellies begin to growl.
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My church is in desperate
need of brains.
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I was hoping you could spare
some more for the cause.
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Can I sleep on it?
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The Lord will provide.
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I was trapped in a well, son.
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And the Lord made it rain brains,
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can you believe it?
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Surely a remedy will come your way.
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Scalpel, please.
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Stormrose, Warblade
of the Fallen or Lightbringer?
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Maybe I'll just take the bonesaw.
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Oh.
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The Spineripper.
A choice most excellent.
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Good morrow.
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Hi, um, I'm supposed
to be coming to see you.
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My name is Isobel.
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Thoust timing is poor, child.
I shall call anon...
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Please, I'm in this motel in Yakima, my
coyote left for coffee eight hours ago.
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- I'm totally freaking out.
- Indeed, uh... Yea, 'tis true.
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Let us discuss whilst I procure
much-needed gauze for my warted toe.
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Fear not, young friend.
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Your good coyote shall be back. Perhaps
he think a malefactor doth tail him.
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I guess you need
to talk in code or something,
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but you're not helping.
I'm going crazy here.
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Fear not, lass, for I
make thee promises three.
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Your good coyote shall return.
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You shall arrive safely in Seattle.
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And with a scratch of my own
nail, your life I shall save.
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This is my most solemn vow.
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Is there someone else I can talk to?
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Isobel.
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Wait, he's back. Oh,
my God, thank you so much.
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Bye.
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Thus, true promises remain.
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Let me guess.
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You slayed a beastly arachnid.
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I say thee nay.
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For she was taking a phone call
most whispery.
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Perhaps about a certain
upcoming noble birthday?
257
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,414
Thoust foolest me not.
258
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,908
What news has thou?
259
00:13:11,909 --> 00:13:14,022
A location for Magnus, I think.
260
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,382
Garrett received a text every
Friday with a time and address
261
00:13:17,601 --> 00:13:19,340
and a, "Try and make it."
262
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,767
It was always signed "M."
263
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:21,906
Magnus!
264
00:13:21,907 --> 00:13:24,338
The address is for a warehouse
on the edge of the city.
265
00:13:24,339 --> 00:13:26,262
I'm guessing that's where
the zombie LARPers meet.
266
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,250
If you're free at midnight...
267
00:13:27,251 --> 00:13:29,925
Not free, My Lord, but bound by honor
268
00:13:29,926 --> 00:13:32,077
to stand between My Lord and danger.
269
00:13:33,532 --> 00:13:34,532
Yeah, okay.
270
00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:38,200
What's with the half-dollars?
271
00:13:39,722 --> 00:13:41,056
I let her have that one.
272
00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:44,171
It was either that or let her
stuff the chest cavity with hay.
273
00:13:49,822 --> 00:13:51,265
You like to party, don't you, boy?
274
00:13:51,266 --> 00:13:53,875
Does Dolly Parton
sleep on her back?
275
00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:55,631
Oh. But, Russ.
276
00:13:55,632 --> 00:13:57,139
I can't afford all of this.
277
00:13:57,817 --> 00:13:59,625
You keep spottin' me, it ain't right.
278
00:13:59,626 --> 00:14:02,692
Hey, you ever need a few more coins
in your pocket, you just tell me.
279
00:14:02,735 --> 00:14:05,783
I'm so dadgone broke,
partner, I'd do anything.
280
00:14:05,784 --> 00:14:06,950
Hey.
281
00:14:07,601 --> 00:14:10,082
Stop requesting songs
about tractors and cold beers.
282
00:14:10,084 --> 00:14:11,747
You're makin' everybody wish
they were more dead.
283
00:14:11,748 --> 00:14:14,016
I'm just treating my partner
here to a night on the town.
284
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,742
Shoot, I'd have been
knocked into a cocked hat
285
00:14:16,743 --> 00:14:18,579
if it weren't for
this buckaroo's loyalty.
286
00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:21,850
Skittles. We're a pack of wolves,
ain't we? We stick together.
287
00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:29,318
Show your tatas to
The Butcher of Bourbon Street.
288
00:14:29,319 --> 00:14:31,972
This man'll rip off your skull
and vomit hurricanes
289
00:14:31,973 --> 00:14:34,418
- down your windpipe.
- Every man wants to be me.
290
00:14:34,419 --> 00:14:37,233
Every woman wants to be with me.
291
00:14:37,384 --> 00:14:39,859
Whoo!
292
00:14:39,903 --> 00:14:41,992
And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for,
293
00:14:42,035 --> 00:14:45,517
the founder of the Zombie Thunderdome,
294
00:14:45,561 --> 00:14:49,868
six feet two inches of ferocity,
230 pounds of piss and vinegar,
295
00:14:49,869 --> 00:14:54,803
the massive, the mighty,
Magnus the Necromaimer!
296
00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:03,646
Now this is an entrance.
297
00:15:04,217 --> 00:15:05,217
Verily.
298
00:15:22,029 --> 00:15:23,029
That's our guy.
299
00:15:27,089 --> 00:15:27,830
Come on!
300
00:15:27,909 --> 00:15:29,432
Yeah! Whoo!
301
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,761
_
302
00:15:37,763 --> 00:15:39,199
Who wants blood?
303
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:42,154
Who wants grievous injury?
304
00:15:43,294 --> 00:15:45,162
Reckon I oughta shake the
snake before it starts.
305
00:15:45,163 --> 00:15:46,289
Don't fall in, partner.
306
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:50,904
Who wants to see me turn this
chump steak into ground beef?
307
00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:54,053
How's he gonna be a butcher
when I slice his arms off?
308
00:15:54,845 --> 00:15:56,782
Of course, who doesn't mind getting wet
309
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,871
with the Butcher's blood?
310
00:16:04,693 --> 00:16:05,693
Ooh!
311
00:16:11,457 --> 00:16:13,171
There is no honor in this?
312
00:16:14,198 --> 00:16:15,417
No, probably not.
313
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,293
Ooh!
314
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:25,393
Oh!
315
00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:37,681
Who are you?
316
00:16:37,728 --> 00:16:39,460
Detective Babineaux, Seattle PD.
317
00:16:39,585 --> 00:16:41,560
I'd like to talk to you
about Garrett Drexel.
318
00:16:41,561 --> 00:16:44,456
Yeah, now's when I bask in the
glow of victory, so bugger off.
319
00:16:44,457 --> 00:16:46,376
Well, that isn't really an option here.
320
00:16:46,377 --> 00:16:47,377
Oh, it's not?
321
00:16:48,477 --> 00:16:50,511
You looking to get
knocked on your ass, too?
322
00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:52,461
If My Lord seeks an audience,
323
00:16:52,462 --> 00:16:54,881
it would serve you well to make time.
324
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,596
Okay. Let's talk Garrett Drexel.
325
00:16:59,641 --> 00:17:01,282
- He's dead.
- How?
326
00:17:01,283 --> 00:17:03,154
A sword right through his belly.
327
00:17:03,197 --> 00:17:04,982
- But he was...
- Garrett was human.
328
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,136
They call me Liv, the medical examiner.
329
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:10,340
I examined the body myself,
no zombie was he.
330
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:14,714
Uh, sit.
331
00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:16,271
Please.
332
00:17:17,485 --> 00:17:18,747
Yeah, on the...
333
00:17:29,894 --> 00:17:32,265
Why would, uh, Garrett
pretend to be a zombie?
334
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:34,238
It kind of makes sense
when I think about it.
335
00:17:34,239 --> 00:17:35,445
Yeah, Garrett was super pumped
336
00:17:35,446 --> 00:17:37,518
when he realized that zombies would
be fighting with real swords.
337
00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:39,539
But you saw a business opportunity.
338
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,540
Sure did.
339
00:17:40,704 --> 00:17:42,319
I knew right away that
people would pay money
340
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,022
to see zombies make each other bleed.
341
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:48,095
So I broke away from the zombie LARPers
and started Zombie Thunderdome.
342
00:17:48,096 --> 00:17:50,265
Do you know where we could
find the zombie LARPing group?
343
00:17:50,266 --> 00:17:53,022
Yeah, I have their schedule
in my phone somewhere.
344
00:17:53,209 --> 00:17:55,777
His group is called The Shadow Exiles.
345
00:18:00,971 --> 00:18:04,739
_
346
00:18:08,289 --> 00:18:09,729
Any day hence.
347
00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:13,465
God, I wanna make you break character.
348
00:18:13,735 --> 00:18:14,735
Oh, here it is.
349
00:18:15,547 --> 00:18:17,898
Looks like they don't
fight again for another month.
350
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,715
But, uh, they should be at the
league rules meeting tomorrow.
351
00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:21,476
Where?
352
00:18:21,478 --> 00:18:23,757
Ye Olde Microbrewery.
353
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,024
I'm the bouncer.
354
00:18:26,679 --> 00:18:27,900
I'll wait in the car.
355
00:18:34,278 --> 00:18:37,000
His maiden is a zombie
and alas, he is not.
356
00:18:38,025 --> 00:18:39,605
'Tis a cruel world.
357
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,087
Is this how it's gonna be?
358
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,074
Everyone's asked me
why you're moping around today.
359
00:18:55,075 --> 00:18:58,239
You didn't really expect me
to be happy today, did you?
360
00:18:59,497 --> 00:19:00,497
No.
361
00:19:01,593 --> 00:19:04,706
But we were up until
4:30 talking about this,
362
00:19:04,707 --> 00:19:07,301
- and I felt like we were okay.
- We are.
363
00:19:07,469 --> 00:19:10,183
See, I knew this was coming
down the pike, but...
364
00:19:10,936 --> 00:19:11,970
It hurts.
365
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,587
But we're still us.
366
00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:17,633
We're good. It's just medicinal.
367
00:19:18,795 --> 00:19:20,087
Like it was for you.
368
00:19:21,004 --> 00:19:23,086
Somehow, that doesn't help.
369
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,376
Cowboy brains are permanently 86ed,
370
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:35,496
which is weird, 'cause I'd think
cowboys are to hookers as...
371
00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:41,177
- Astronauts are to Tang?
- Exactly!
372
00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:43,401
I hear "cowboy," I think Deadwood.
373
00:19:43,402 --> 00:19:45,475
But Blaine, there was no dead wood.
374
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,402
These cowpokes didn't want no pokes.
375
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,041
Here's where we went wrong.
376
00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:50,788
Look at the fine print.
377
00:19:52,617 --> 00:19:55,254
"Professional Born-Again
Riders of America."
378
00:19:55,255 --> 00:19:57,434
"We tell the devil to buck off"?
379
00:19:57,435 --> 00:19:59,353
What is this, six-point type?
380
00:19:59,796 --> 00:20:01,814
Where do we stand on new muscle?
381
00:20:02,313 --> 00:20:04,191
It's handled. I already hired Carl.
382
00:20:04,796 --> 00:20:06,092
Crybaby Carl.
383
00:20:06,879 --> 00:20:11,223
I would rather put a
volleyball on Dino's body.
384
00:20:11,224 --> 00:20:13,170
It's a medical condition, Blaine,
385
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,897
the guy's got faulty tear ducts.
386
00:20:14,898 --> 00:20:17,570
He's actually a sociopath in a good way.
387
00:20:23,314 --> 00:20:25,969
So who do I have to bang
to get a hot toddy?
388
00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:33,650
_
389
00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:36,177
So, what brings you
to our fair, walled-in city?
390
00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:39,516
Cobain museum?
The fish market? The coffee?
391
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:42,459
I've been keeping tabs
on my former money launderer,
392
00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:44,101
Casper Cotter, while he's in prison.
393
00:20:44,102 --> 00:20:47,255
He has a major stash of my
money hidden away somewhere,
394
00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:49,297
and I've been eager
to find out where it is.
395
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:50,722
I've tried getting to him on the inside
396
00:20:50,723 --> 00:20:52,693
but this schmuck hides in solitary.
397
00:20:53,317 --> 00:20:54,884
I haven't been able to get to him.
398
00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,233
And that's where you come in.
399
00:20:56,234 --> 00:20:56,911
I do?
400
00:20:57,059 --> 00:20:59,572
A little bird tells me
the state pen has agreed
401
00:20:59,573 --> 00:21:01,831
to take 20 of Seattle's worst criminals.
402
00:21:01,832 --> 00:21:03,606
They're bussing then down to Walla Walla
403
00:21:03,607 --> 00:21:07,026
and for some reason, candy-ass
Casper is gonna be on that bus.
404
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:10,580
We're gonna break him out
and get my money back.
405
00:21:12,485 --> 00:21:14,542
Out of a prison transport bus?
406
00:21:14,544 --> 00:21:16,571
We'll go halfsies
on the cash, of course.
407
00:21:16,572 --> 00:21:17,834
Not thirdsies?
408
00:21:17,835 --> 00:21:21,188
So, after the three of us
take down this prison bus,
409
00:21:21,189 --> 00:21:24,132
how about we go to the backyard
and dig a hole to China?
410
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,215
What's the problem, Blaine?
411
00:21:25,216 --> 00:21:27,507
I can't commandeer a prison bus
412
00:21:27,765 --> 00:21:29,669
full of convicts and armed guards.
413
00:21:29,671 --> 00:21:31,043
I don't have that kind of manpower.
414
00:21:31,044 --> 00:21:32,761
You call yourself a crime boss?
415
00:21:33,315 --> 00:21:36,437
You should have an army of
nameless, faceless, yes men
416
00:21:36,438 --> 00:21:39,302
who are too stupid to do
anything but listen to you.
417
00:21:39,984 --> 00:21:41,612
- Blaine, what about...
- Wait.
418
00:21:42,659 --> 00:21:46,856
We don't have an army full of
stupid, nameless, faceless yes men.
419
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,738
But we know someone who does.
420
00:21:49,739 --> 00:21:50,864
Brother Love.
421
00:21:50,865 --> 00:21:52,058
That's right, Don E.,
422
00:21:52,954 --> 00:21:53,959
Brother Love.
423
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,742
The lord spoke to you
424
00:21:56,743 --> 00:21:58,584
about a prison transport bus?
425
00:21:59,270 --> 00:22:00,270
Not directly.
426
00:22:01,098 --> 00:22:03,808
I was trying to solve
your brain shortage problem
427
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:06,952
and I reached a point
where I'd feared I'd fail you.
428
00:22:07,418 --> 00:22:08,898
And in that desperate moment,
429
00:22:08,899 --> 00:22:10,741
I humbled myself and I said, "God."
430
00:22:10,742 --> 00:22:12,889
Not... Not out loud, more with my heart.
431
00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:15,237
There is no right
or wrong way.
432
00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:19,159
Well, I said, "God, please,
show me a sign."
433
00:22:20,775 --> 00:22:22,168
And in that moment,
434
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,018
hand to the man upstairs,
435
00:22:24,381 --> 00:22:27,140
is when my phone rang and my
buddy tells me about the bus.
436
00:22:27,141 --> 00:22:29,333
I felt the holy spirit move me.
437
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,400
I didn't even know whose
number I was dialing.
438
00:22:32,443 --> 00:22:37,027
When Blaine answered, I said, "Of
course, it had to be Blaine."
439
00:22:38,459 --> 00:22:41,187
There will be guards and guns.
440
00:22:41,188 --> 00:22:43,196
I fear I'd be leading
my flock to slaughter.
441
00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:46,046
We'll take 'em by surprise.
They won't even see us coming.
442
00:22:46,054 --> 00:22:47,843
The authorities will come after us.
443
00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:49,612
We're not strong enough yet.
444
00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:51,364
No one will raise a finger.
445
00:22:52,922 --> 00:22:54,739
You see, these are wicked men.
446
00:22:55,309 --> 00:22:57,523
And giving their brains to needy zombies
447
00:22:57,524 --> 00:23:01,649
will be the one good thing they
do with their miserable lives.
448
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:11,932
Yo, Russ!
449
00:23:12,389 --> 00:23:14,173
Wanna win some more money off me?
450
00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:15,248
I'm feeling unlucky.
451
00:23:15,249 --> 00:23:16,424
No. I don't think so.
452
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:17,896
Everything okay?
453
00:23:19,472 --> 00:23:20,510
Last night.
454
00:23:22,656 --> 00:23:24,093
What were you telling that cop?
455
00:23:24,229 --> 00:23:26,610
Cop? I didn't talk to a cop.
456
00:23:27,829 --> 00:23:28,898
I saw it, bro.
457
00:23:28,899 --> 00:23:30,880
The blonde zombie
that works with the police.
458
00:23:30,881 --> 00:23:32,330
She's a medical examiner, I think.
459
00:23:32,331 --> 00:23:35,229
Look, man. I just saw a pretty
girl and was chatting her up.
460
00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:36,182
Any luck?
461
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,182
Nope.
462
00:23:40,482 --> 00:23:42,899
Yeah. So, you free to meet up tonight?
463
00:23:43,032 --> 00:23:45,085
- Sure.
- Still eager to make some extra money?
464
00:23:45,086 --> 00:23:46,749
- You know it.
- Cool.
465
00:23:47,711 --> 00:23:49,856
I'll text you the address.
We can meet there.
466
00:23:49,857 --> 00:23:50,421
All right.
467
00:23:50,422 --> 00:23:52,660
And what we're doing,
468
00:23:53,857 --> 00:23:56,460
- it's not exactly legal.
- I ain't dumb, son.
469
00:24:05,275 --> 00:24:06,319
Thank you.
470
00:24:10,672 --> 00:24:11,911
Good morrow.
471
00:24:11,912 --> 00:24:14,153
Uh, hi.
472
00:24:14,197 --> 00:24:18,201
It was a bit of a rough trip but
this is Beth and that's Geo.
473
00:24:18,244 --> 00:24:20,781
Guys, this is Renegade.
474
00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:24,240
'Tis an honor, fair lady,
475
00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:28,461
to return thine most noble soul
from the edge of the abyss.
476
00:24:28,462 --> 00:24:30,954
Renegade, maybe let's
just cut to the scratch.
477
00:24:30,955 --> 00:24:32,571
It was a long trip in the trunk.
478
00:24:34,201 --> 00:24:35,466
Beth of Columbus,
479
00:24:35,919 --> 00:24:38,172
I welcome you to the
brotherhood of zombies.
480
00:24:38,173 --> 00:24:40,604
Live undead with a true heart,
481
00:24:41,343 --> 00:24:42,938
and do naught but good.
482
00:24:48,204 --> 00:24:50,377
I feel new. Strong.
483
00:24:50,378 --> 00:24:52,046
I don't know how to thank you.
484
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:54,349
We don't know how to thank you.
485
00:24:54,350 --> 00:24:56,626
'Tis a gift we received equally, m'lady.
486
00:25:01,757 --> 00:25:03,281
Geo of the Bay Area,
487
00:25:03,522 --> 00:25:05,929
I welcome you into
the brotherhood of zombies.
488
00:25:05,930 --> 00:25:07,729
Live undead with a true heart
489
00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:09,721
and do naught but good.
490
00:25:15,253 --> 00:25:16,341
So, I'm gonna cry.
491
00:25:16,455 --> 00:25:18,457
I... I didn't think that would happen.
492
00:25:19,274 --> 00:25:20,487
I'm really grateful.
493
00:25:23,417 --> 00:25:25,114
There was supposed to be a third.
494
00:25:25,198 --> 00:25:27,025
Lady Isobel. I made a vow.
495
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,889
Yeah. Isobel hasn't arrived yet.
496
00:25:28,890 --> 00:25:30,144
She should be here by now.
497
00:25:30,145 --> 00:25:32,029
With which coyote doth she travel?
498
00:25:32,212 --> 00:25:33,894
It's the new guy. Curtis.
499
00:25:47,229 --> 00:25:49,229
_
500
00:26:18,158 --> 00:26:19,898
Ready to get your hands dirty?
501
00:26:22,630 --> 00:26:23,630
Born ready.
502
00:26:24,890 --> 00:26:26,675
Let's go pay some folks a visit.
503
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:45,808
_
504
00:26:48,662 --> 00:26:52,666
I think we need to readjust the brain to
gelatin ratio. It's all spilling out.
505
00:26:52,693 --> 00:26:55,795
No, you gotta fold the top over
before you staple it, idiot.
506
00:26:58,915 --> 00:27:00,642
No, man. These are our tubes.
507
00:27:00,643 --> 00:27:02,534
We bought them.
We're just repackaging them.
508
00:27:02,535 --> 00:27:05,335
Please! No!
509
00:27:09,774 --> 00:27:10,774
Nice.
510
00:27:12,053 --> 00:27:14,441
I should probably make an example
out of you, don't you think?
511
00:27:14,442 --> 00:27:16,273
- No.
- No?
512
00:27:16,492 --> 00:27:18,685
What do you think, Major? Waste him?
513
00:27:19,828 --> 00:27:20,378
Call it.
514
00:27:20,562 --> 00:27:21,781
Heads we waste him!
515
00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:28,667
Tails.
516
00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:39,130
And there won't be a
next time, will there?
517
00:27:39,823 --> 00:27:40,823
No.
518
00:27:43,607 --> 00:27:45,237
Put those axes to use, boys.
519
00:28:02,569 --> 00:28:05,485
Liv, my love. Can I get your number?
520
00:28:05,749 --> 00:28:07,969
Where are the zombie LARPers we seek?
521
00:28:08,607 --> 00:28:09,738
There the heroes be.
522
00:28:10,009 --> 00:28:12,653
Hoisting half-pints of low-carb lager.
523
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,065
My liege. Shall we?
524
00:28:21,546 --> 00:28:23,345
You are Sir Clive Babineaux.
525
00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:26,614
Zombie slayer. Survivor
of the pits of Max Rager.
526
00:28:27,193 --> 00:28:28,295
Cracker of suspects
527
00:28:28,296 --> 00:28:31,915
and daydream lover of the women
of Precinct Nine. Forget it not.
528
00:28:31,916 --> 00:28:33,842
Yay. Verily.
529
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:38,430
Thanks, Liv. I'll pull my head out.
530
00:28:45,078 --> 00:28:46,851
You the Shadow Exiles?
531
00:28:46,852 --> 00:28:49,430
Clive Babineaux, Seattle PD. Homicide.
532
00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:53,607
I take it you know why I'm here.
533
00:28:53,608 --> 00:28:55,207
It's about Garrett, isn't it?
534
00:28:55,552 --> 00:28:56,976
Yes. Garrett.
535
00:28:57,335 --> 00:28:59,810
The guy you left for dead
out in the park.
536
00:29:00,679 --> 00:29:03,484
We thought he was a zombie.
Like us. And...
537
00:29:03,485 --> 00:29:06,434
We understand it was a secret
that Garrett was human.
538
00:29:06,805 --> 00:29:08,705
Just tell us exactly what happened.
539
00:29:09,142 --> 00:29:12,692
We've been acting out Arthurian legends
for the last couple of months.
540
00:29:12,736 --> 00:29:16,195
Garrett was the best fighter,
so, of course, he was Lancelot.
541
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:20,089
When that sword went through him,
Garrett bled like a stuck pig.
542
00:29:21,239 --> 00:29:23,587
We were all standing there, dumbstruck.
543
00:29:23,588 --> 00:29:26,174
It made no sense for a zombie
to bleed like that.
544
00:29:26,635 --> 00:29:30,593
Before we could even figure out what
was happening, Garrett was dead.
545
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:36,299
It... It happened so fast. No one knew
what to do. We all just panicked.
546
00:29:37,305 --> 00:29:39,781
No one knew if what
we were doing was legal.
547
00:29:39,782 --> 00:29:41,853
It's true we all panicked.
548
00:29:42,283 --> 00:29:45,523
But I was the one who
struck the fatal blow.
549
00:29:45,524 --> 00:29:46,926
Then you must be Arthur.
550
00:29:47,332 --> 00:29:50,991
In one life. In the other,
I'm known as Kevin Kreeger.
551
00:29:51,119 --> 00:29:53,408
It was an accident, darling.
552
00:29:54,066 --> 00:29:57,786
My husband loved Garrett. We all did.
553
00:29:58,496 --> 00:29:59,967
Guinevere, I presume.
554
00:29:59,968 --> 00:30:02,934
Yes, but also Kathy Kreeger.
555
00:30:04,521 --> 00:30:07,420
You all need to come down
to the station in the morning.
556
00:30:07,676 --> 00:30:10,655
I need to take a statement
from everyone who was there.
557
00:30:11,154 --> 00:30:13,558
Killing Garrett was unintentional,
558
00:30:14,436 --> 00:30:16,716
but leaving his body was a crime.
559
00:30:16,776 --> 00:30:18,778
My wife wasn't even at the battle.
560
00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:22,032
I'll still need you to come
down and give a statement.
561
00:30:24,681 --> 00:30:27,836
I'm really tempted to not come back.
New Seattle blows.
562
00:30:29,277 --> 00:30:32,076
I guess I would have to
end things with my fiancee.
563
00:30:36,820 --> 00:30:37,989
What the hell?
564
00:30:41,374 --> 00:30:42,942
See why I hate this place?
565
00:30:47,768 --> 00:30:49,117
We will rise
566
00:30:49,401 --> 00:30:51,434
and they will drown!
567
00:30:54,454 --> 00:30:57,575
The meals on the bus go down,
down, down!
568
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,019
Fear not killers! Fear not rapists!
569
00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:04,003
It is to a better place you go...
570
00:31:05,674 --> 00:31:09,316
The digestive tract of a hungry zombie!
571
00:31:09,722 --> 00:31:13,118
It will be over soon! Submit! Submit!
572
00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:29,068
Brothers, sisters, feed!
573
00:31:30,115 --> 00:31:32,726
Feed to your heart's content.
574
00:31:33,704 --> 00:31:35,385
Those are some good minions.
575
00:31:35,721 --> 00:31:38,535
Rejoice, my friends. Rejoice.
576
00:31:39,338 --> 00:31:42,059
Feast to your heart's content.
577
00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:43,858
It's a medical condition, Blaine.
578
00:31:44,215 --> 00:31:45,215
Still...
579
00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:48,761
It's glandular.
Nothing I can do about it.
580
00:31:48,762 --> 00:31:51,070
Have him go kill someone.
Here, I'll do it.
581
00:31:51,071 --> 00:31:54,749
Crybaby Carl!
Go kill somebody on that bus.
582
00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:56,539
Crybaby, stop.
583
00:31:57,418 --> 00:31:59,233
Oh, one of them's getting away.
584
00:31:59,390 --> 00:32:01,466
Mangia, mangia, mangia!
585
00:32:02,296 --> 00:32:03,463
That your accountant guy?
586
00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:05,207
- Not him.
- Cool beans.
587
00:32:05,209 --> 00:32:06,738
No, get away! Aah!
588
00:32:06,739 --> 00:32:08,943
They're eating that guy's
brains right out of his head.
589
00:32:08,944 --> 00:32:10,549
They didn't even kill him first.
590
00:32:10,697 --> 00:32:12,623
I'm pretty sure he's dead.
591
00:32:12,624 --> 00:32:14,056
His legs are moving.
592
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:16,009
I think that's a nervous system thing.
593
00:32:16,669 --> 00:32:18,726
Now he's definitely dead.
594
00:32:19,183 --> 00:32:22,186
- Oop. No, wait.
- Oh, God, no...
595
00:32:22,229 --> 00:32:24,014
Okay, now.
596
00:32:28,061 --> 00:32:32,337
Please! Please, don't eat me!
Ah! I'll do anything.
597
00:32:33,525 --> 00:32:37,373
Tell me the truth, Casper.
What's scarier, them or me?
598
00:32:37,842 --> 00:32:39,582
Stacey, please.
599
00:32:40,129 --> 00:32:42,149
Don't let them eat me. I'm begging you.
600
00:32:42,150 --> 00:32:45,282
You had a lot to say to the
DA's office about my operation,
601
00:32:45,959 --> 00:32:48,728
but when I want to know where
my money is, you're silent.
602
00:32:48,729 --> 00:32:51,897
Okay, you can take it!
It's in locker 220.
603
00:32:52,249 --> 00:32:54,163
It's at the ferry terminal.
It's on Colman!
604
00:32:54,164 --> 00:32:55,804
Please! Just let me go!
605
00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:00,820
Thanks,
606
00:33:01,115 --> 00:33:03,961
but I'd rather get it straight
from the horse's brain.
607
00:33:05,223 --> 00:33:07,481
This is Blaine.
He'll be eating you tonight.
608
00:33:07,758 --> 00:33:10,165
Crybaby. Do what you do, man.
609
00:33:10,638 --> 00:33:13,293
No
610
00:33:13,632 --> 00:33:16,414
No! Please.
611
00:33:18,242 --> 00:33:22,202
Please. Don't eat me. No!
612
00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:25,795
_
613
00:33:28,737 --> 00:33:31,169
You can stop doing that.
I spoke to his family.
614
00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:33,002
They don't want it, and with
the investigation over,
615
00:33:33,003 --> 00:33:34,395
they said we could just trash it.
616
00:33:34,396 --> 00:33:36,327
A sad end for such a valiant man.
617
00:33:36,866 --> 00:33:38,916
You're lucky your maiden
fair never caught his eye.
618
00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:41,862
Uh, hello? Undercover
with the zombie truthers.
619
00:33:41,863 --> 00:33:43,656
Yes, but our Peyton's fantasy life
620
00:33:43,657 --> 00:33:46,290
revolves entirely around
knights in shining armor.
621
00:33:46,444 --> 00:33:49,712
Fortune has smiled on you.
Count thyself blest.
622
00:33:57,542 --> 00:33:59,536
So, you have no idea where Isobel is?
623
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,083
Is there any chance the
coyote got her into
624
00:34:01,084 --> 00:34:02,566
Seattle and you just don't know it yet?
625
00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:05,482
I knoweth not. I await
news from Sir Levon.
626
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,217
Ah-ha!
627
00:34:09,011 --> 00:34:10,056
How could you?
628
00:34:14,104 --> 00:34:15,540
Whoa! What'd you see?
629
00:34:16,212 --> 00:34:18,442
Guinevere cheating on King Arthur.
630
00:34:18,443 --> 00:34:21,394
- With Lancelot, I presume.
- Verily.
631
00:34:21,898 --> 00:34:23,014
I must away.
632
00:34:28,001 --> 00:34:32,578
I know this sounds like some
kind of role-play come-on,
633
00:34:32,579 --> 00:34:35,620
um, but I literally can't figure
out how to take this off.
634
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,151
Let me see what we can do.
635
00:34:46,608 --> 00:34:50,135
You're human and you were
sleeping with Garrett/Lancelot.
636
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:54,303
That means King Arthur/your husband
knew Garrett was human, too.
637
00:34:54,304 --> 00:34:55,437
It's not what you think.
638
00:34:55,438 --> 00:34:57,444
Well, that's good, Guinevere,
because what I think
639
00:34:57,452 --> 00:35:00,885
is that your husband, King Arthur,
murdered your lover, Lancelot.
640
00:35:00,886 --> 00:35:04,685
You do know that when LARPing, you
are free to change the endings?
641
00:35:05,819 --> 00:35:07,105
I love my husband.
642
00:35:07,566 --> 00:35:09,198
And my husband loves me.
643
00:35:09,323 --> 00:35:11,466
But after Kevin became a zombie...
644
00:35:11,467 --> 00:35:13,800
A bedswerver ye became.
645
00:35:14,578 --> 00:35:16,882
I thought that our love
was strong enough.
646
00:35:17,499 --> 00:35:19,110
That sex wasn't everything.
647
00:35:19,911 --> 00:35:22,776
But it became clear
how important it was.
648
00:35:23,728 --> 00:35:25,670
What intimacy does for a couple.
649
00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:28,364
How lack of it tears them apart.
650
00:35:28,365 --> 00:35:32,559
My liege and lord has faced down similar
demons, and yet, not a murder one.
651
00:35:33,770 --> 00:35:36,808
He and his zombie lover allow
others to share their bed.
652
00:35:36,809 --> 00:35:37,966
Liv.
653
00:35:40,781 --> 00:35:42,280
Has that worked for you?
654
00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:45,509
It hasn't been
the easiest thing.
655
00:35:47,150 --> 00:35:48,431
I wouldn't think so.
656
00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:50,347
Look, Detective...
657
00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:53,267
Even if my husband
wanted to kill Garrett,
658
00:35:53,446 --> 00:35:55,704
it had to be a freak accident.
First of all,
659
00:35:55,705 --> 00:35:57,975
Garrett is the greatest
swordsman in Seattle.
660
00:35:57,976 --> 00:36:00,629
It's a fluke that Kevin
even touched him.
661
00:36:00,630 --> 00:36:03,769
Also, Kevin fights
with Excalibur. A broadsword.
662
00:36:04,257 --> 00:36:06,333
If you wanted to kill
someone wearing chainmail,
663
00:36:06,334 --> 00:36:07,776
you wouldn't use a broadsword,
664
00:36:07,777 --> 00:36:09,822
you'd use something super-pointy.
665
00:36:11,275 --> 00:36:12,874
Something like...
666
00:36:15,005 --> 00:36:16,052
this?
667
00:36:20,623 --> 00:36:21,899
That's not Excalibur.
668
00:36:24,344 --> 00:36:26,233
Gallahad, the pure of heart!
669
00:36:27,473 --> 00:36:29,213
Steve! Steve!
670
00:36:31,781 --> 00:36:33,131
We're ready for you.
671
00:36:36,645 --> 00:36:39,102
Mr. Kreeger, here's what we know.
672
00:36:40,063 --> 00:36:42,244
We know you were aware
that Garrett was human
673
00:36:42,245 --> 00:36:44,952
because you caught him cheating
with your human wife.
674
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:46,648
You didn't fight with Excalibur,
675
00:36:46,649 --> 00:36:48,833
a blade synonymous with King Arthur.
676
00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:52,452
Instead, you chose to fight with a
sword that could pierce chainmail.
677
00:36:53,069 --> 00:36:55,499
- And according to Gallahad...
- The pure of heart.
678
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:59,536
During the fight, you tricked Lancelot
into thinking that you had been injured.
679
00:37:00,270 --> 00:37:02,764
When Lancelot let down
his guard to assist you,
680
00:37:02,870 --> 00:37:04,785
you thrust a sword through his gut.
681
00:37:05,078 --> 00:37:06,737
You fought without honor.
682
00:37:07,570 --> 00:37:11,005
When he slept with my
wife, he ceded his honor card.
683
00:37:11,870 --> 00:37:15,670
You had to trick him because he
was a better fighter than you.
684
00:37:17,841 --> 00:37:20,107
A better fighter. A better lover.
685
00:37:20,108 --> 00:37:23,294
Certainly better-looking,
younger...
686
00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:25,572
And yet, here I am.
687
00:37:25,986 --> 00:37:28,698
Still alive.
And I'll serve no prison time.
688
00:37:29,231 --> 00:37:30,303
I admit nothing.
689
00:37:31,264 --> 00:37:33,347
We were LARPers, playing a game.
690
00:37:33,348 --> 00:37:37,293
And Garrett pretended to be a zombie
and that's how he got himself killed.
691
00:37:37,294 --> 00:37:41,081
That's what a jury will believe, so
you can keep your pad, Detective.
692
00:37:44,425 --> 00:37:45,949
I can't believe
my former accountant
693
00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:47,949
actually told us the real location.
694
00:37:48,636 --> 00:37:51,079
He did seem eager to impress
in his final moments
695
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,791
and my vision was clear as day.
696
00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:56,678
Locker 220 at the ferry station
on Colman.
697
00:37:59,535 --> 00:38:00,735
Come to Daddy.
698
00:38:09,003 --> 00:38:10,048
Disappointing.
699
00:38:11,677 --> 00:38:12,823
I don't understand.
700
00:38:13,198 --> 00:38:14,631
Well, I don't know what to tell you.
701
00:38:14,632 --> 00:38:16,682
I saw Cotter put a black duffel bag
702
00:38:16,683 --> 00:38:19,000
full of money in this locker.
703
00:38:19,353 --> 00:38:20,682
Well, then where the hell is it?
704
00:38:21,408 --> 00:38:23,421
Liv, you can't just bring
new people here.
705
00:38:23,422 --> 00:38:24,880
You put everyone at risk.
706
00:38:24,881 --> 00:38:27,327
- New people need to be vetted.
- New to you, good sir,
707
00:38:27,328 --> 00:38:29,334
but to me a lifetime of loyalty.
708
00:38:30,919 --> 00:38:32,700
I come bearing gifts.
709
00:38:36,418 --> 00:38:38,072
Whoa!
710
00:38:39,181 --> 00:38:40,835
Consider Lady Peyton vetted.
711
00:38:41,238 --> 00:38:43,371
Think of those who will
benefit from this.
712
00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:46,040
All the people we weren't
able to bring in before.
713
00:39:01,597 --> 00:39:03,424
It's all right.
714
00:39:05,078 --> 00:39:06,427
Come on.
715
00:39:10,589 --> 00:39:12,092
There were some hiccups.
716
00:39:12,093 --> 00:39:12,755
What happened?
717
00:39:12,757 --> 00:39:14,242
A couple of the guards
along the north wall
718
00:39:14,243 --> 00:39:16,289
decided what we bribed
them isn't enough.
719
00:39:16,290 --> 00:39:17,955
We had to find another route.
720
00:39:18,369 --> 00:39:21,991
- She was a champ.
- I'm... I'm so glad we made it.
721
00:39:21,992 --> 00:39:24,271
It was such a crazy drama getting here.
722
00:39:24,315 --> 00:39:26,796
I couldn't handle the
Walley World situation.
723
00:39:26,839 --> 00:39:31,017
"Zombie Park's closed. Walrus out
front should've told you."
724
00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:34,847
Hey.
725
00:39:37,838 --> 00:39:40,671
Let's do this. I'm tired of being sick.
726
00:39:43,277 --> 00:39:44,844
'Tis with the proudest of hearts
727
00:39:44,890 --> 00:39:47,844
that I shall fulfill the third
of my promises three.
728
00:39:48,661 --> 00:39:49,750
Oh, great.
729
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:53,832
Quick question.
Do all zombies talk like you
730
00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:56,953
or do you, like, actually
work at a Ren Faire?
731
00:40:00,045 --> 00:40:04,087
Isobel of Idaho, I welcome you
to the brotherhood of zombies.
732
00:40:05,439 --> 00:40:07,628
Live undead with a true heart
733
00:40:09,519 --> 00:40:11,260
and do naught but good.
734
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,096
Uh...
735
00:40:30,954 --> 00:40:32,906
How long does it take to kick in?
736
00:40:40,302 --> 00:40:43,416
It's usually pretty immediate.
Try the other arm.
737
00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:48,001
Yeah, maybe it's like a vein thing.
738
00:40:54,847 --> 00:40:56,501
- Isobel of...
- Liv...
739
00:40:56,842 --> 00:40:58,970
- Oh, Renegade.
- Sorry.
740
00:41:00,638 --> 00:41:02,326
Go a little deeper this time.
741
00:41:15,407 --> 00:41:16,495
Maybe do her neck.
742
00:41:16,836 --> 00:41:18,490
Have you eaten today?
743
00:41:22,453 --> 00:41:23,932
I don't understand.
744
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:38,863
I'm going to die, aren't I?
55065
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