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- "I'm fearless, and
therefore powerful."
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Mary shelley.
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We see bettyvision not only
as an online dream board,
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but as an opportunity
to make people's dreams
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become a reality.
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And that seeing bettyvision
posts on one's newsfeed
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will be as common as selfies
and pictures of food.
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- This better be an emergency
because I am 10 seconds away
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from a caffeine orgasm that
not even my thigh burner
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can fulfill.
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- I think Marcus
is gonna propose!
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- What, why?
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What happened?
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- After my
presentation, he said,
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"oh by the way"--
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- I made reservations
at julienne for Friday.
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- It's our three
year anniversary!
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- Lucy, do you know
what this means?
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Absolutely nothing.
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I'm sorry.
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What are you gonna
do, you gonna say yes?
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- Well, yeah, obviously.
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I mean, oh my god, we haven't
even talked about rings.
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I hope it's the ol' diamond.
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- Hey, listen, just promise me
you don't get me one of those
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pink bridesmaids dresses.
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- Hanging up.
- Yup, love you, mean it!
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Oh, fuck!
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- Yay!
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Oh my god, you're
getting married!
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- Right?
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- Oh yes, the signs
are all there,
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he's totally gonna ask you.
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- Darling, you're
ready for filming?
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- Yeah, yeah, gimme one second.
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Did you pick a date yet?
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- No, I thought I'd
get the ring first.
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- Well have a few
options in mind
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because that's gonna be the
first thing people ask you
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when you tell them
that you got engaged.
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Ooh, and make sure to get a
manicure before the dinner.
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- Got it, manicure.
Check.
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Wait, why?
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- The first picture post
of the ring, obviously.
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- Okay.
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I gotta go, I gotta go to work.
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I'll call you after
class tonight.
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Let's work on some chords.
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All right, we'll start with
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g, c and b.
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- What will it be?
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- Oh, um, I'll have
a glass of the, uh,
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ambiance Pinot grigio, please.
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- No, babe.
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Have the red, it's
better for you.
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- Oh, but I kinda feel like a--
- we'll have two brazin zins.
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Thank you.
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I just wanted to--
- so I was gonna have--
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- Go ahead.
- No, you go.
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- Well I, I wanted to...
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I wanted to wait until
after dinner to do this.
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- Oh.
- Let's toast.
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You know Lucy, we have been
dating for three years.
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And we've known each
other for four years.
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And, well...
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- Yes!
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It has been four years,
just confirming your math.
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Go on.
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- We are not getting younger.
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- No.
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- And I feel that we're at
the point in our relationship
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where we have to move forward--
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- yes!
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- Or break up.
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Here's your key.
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I would love mine back.
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- Uh...
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- Luce?
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That is a sipping wine...
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That's a $30 glass of wine...
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Well...
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Can I have a vodka
Martini and calamari?
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- Can I get a, can I get
a, can I get a cheeseburger
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and pickles?
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And can I get a
fries and a shake?
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- Oh, yeah--
- can I get a,
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and I want a big shake!
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Yeah, would you like that
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double sized, or...
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- Do you want to go for a hike?
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What about a movie?
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah...
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- Marcus.
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Despite Friday night's events,
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I think we can still
continue to have
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a productive work environment.
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Environment?
Oh, crap.
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"Productive work relationship."
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Aha.
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Productive work relationship.
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Productive work relationship.
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- Didn't you get my email?
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- What email?
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Lucy, I think it's best
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if we don't continue
working together.
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I'm gonna have to let you go.
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See human resources.
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Smiley face!
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Marcus.
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- Really?
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Really, now you're
gonna fire me?
Oh, real mature, buddy!
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I mean, who's gonna update
your status for you now, huh?
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You are so screwed!
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And who has all
the highlighters?
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My god--
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- Ugh!
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God!
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Coming!
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Hold your horses!
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Ugh, I'm trying to sleep in...
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Ugh.
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- Marcus email fired me.
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Coward!
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- W-t-fuck?
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Why are you not crying?
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- I'm too angry to cry.
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My teardrops have
turned into daggers
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and I want to throw them at him!
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- Yay, I love this
version of you!
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- I got your text.
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- Karen.
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He's giving my
campaign to Karen!
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How did I have no idea?
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Thank you.
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- Dude, why
are guys such dicks
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when they break up with us?
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- Yeah, can't you
sue him for wrongful
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firing, or something?
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- I signed a waiver when
we first started dating
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that would supersede
any lawsuit,
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which I was reminded of
during my exit interview
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with human resources.
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- What about severance?
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- Two weeks.
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But I'm a true
American, I've got debt.
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College, credit card,
my Louis vuitton?
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My life is falling apart.
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Since when are you pen
pals with Denise Masterson?
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- You don't know?
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- Know what?
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- She's getting married.
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We group texted about it.
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- I've been ignoring
your group texts.
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I've been buried in my campaign.
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- She is having an 80s
prom theme wedding,
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and the entire graduating
class is invited.
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- Seriously?
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Denise Masterson is
inviting us to her wedding?
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Denise Masterson?
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- Yes.
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Denise Masterson, as in
the person I strived to be
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from k through 12.
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- Denise Masterson?
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- Yes.
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Denise Masterson, as
in the coolest, nicest,
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prettiest girl in
the entire school!
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- Denise Masterson, as in
the person you dressed up as
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for Halloween, senior year?
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- So did you.
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- Ladies, ladies.
- Ooh.
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- We don't need
to fight over her.
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We just have to be
excited that we get to go
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the wedding of the decade.
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- Yes!
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- Wow.
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Maybe, maybe I should redirect
all of my emotional energy
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into the anticipation of
Denise Masterson's wedding,
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thus masking my true emotions
until months pass by,
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at which point, I am more
emotionally capable of dealing.
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- Can you do that?
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- Sure.
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I'll just put it
on a post-it note,
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for let's say um, i
don't know, October?
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- Hmm, yeah, that seems healthy.
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- I'm not
looking for healthy,
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I'm looking for survival.
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- Whatever gets you
through it, I fully support.
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- Thank you.
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Now, let's focus
all of our attention
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on Denise Masterson's wedding.
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- Okay.
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So, trista told me
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that they met on
a flight to Paris,
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and she
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hit on him.
- No!
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- So, she started a conversation
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about the time they
hit the ground--
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- mile high!
- Yeah.
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- Wow.
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- Oh, lavender, so classy.
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Mine's probably just waiting
in my mailbox right now.
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- You didn't get it?
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- I got mine last week.
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- Me too.
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- No.
No, no, no, I didn't get it.
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I didn't get it.
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I didn't, I didn't, i
didn't get an invitation,
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I didn't get an
invitation to her wedding!
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- No, no, no, no.
- That's okay, shh, shh.
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- I thought you said she
invited the entire class?
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- No, no, I didn't--
- I don't have a boyfriend!
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I don't have a job!
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I can't get an
invitation to a wedding!
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And weddings, fyi, are
where 50% of couples meet!
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- It's never good when she
starts using statistics.
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- If you're not
going, we're not going.
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- What?
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- Yeah.
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Because apparently, Denise
is not the coolest, nicest--
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- the funniest?
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The hippest, trendy,
most awesomest--
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- Solidarity.
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- Lucy...
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Put the self-help book down.
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- I don't understand.
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I am doing everything right.
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I am chanting, and
meditating, and manifesting.
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I'm not being greedy
with my visualizations.
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Watch.
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I'm imagining myself
in a small cubicle,
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with carpal tunnel and
inter-office politics, and,
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I can even smell the Bo from
the guy in the room next to me.
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But nothing is working!
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- Okay.
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- You have gone
to the dark side.
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I need you go to
your happy place.
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Happy place, yeah.
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- One times one is one.
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Two times two is four.
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Four times four is 16.
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It's not working!
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Oh my gosh, even my
fail safe has failed me!
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Look!
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I have applied for 43
jobs, but nobody is hiring.
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- The obelisk group
isn't crossed out yet.
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- That's just because they
haven't rejected me yet.
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- I think you need to
get out of the house.
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- Mmhmm.
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- Oh, I can't leave.
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I have to clean,
the place is a mess.
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- Looks pretty clean to me.
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- You're kidding, right?
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- Execute plan b?
- Yup.
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- What are you doing?
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- We're helping you
rejoin humanity.
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You're gonna take a shower,
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and then we're gonna
take you to guitar class,
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and if you're really good--
- don't touch les!
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- Maybe you'll have
a trip to staples!
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- Ooh, highlighters!
263
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,454
Ooh.
264
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,437
- Oh my gosh, I am so sorry!
- Uh, no, I'm sorry.
265
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:33,438
My fault.
- I was not,
266
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,672
I di...
267
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:36,841
- You know if this
was a car accident,
268
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,677
the blame would be 50/50.
269
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,678
- I'm fully insured.
270
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,650
- Good to know.
271
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,952
- Um, okay.
272
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,622
- Yup.
- Thank you.
273
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:51,689
- Okay, bye.
274
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,199
- Oh god.
275
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,300
"I'm fully ensured"?
276
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,635
Good one, luce.
277
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:20,285
- You left this at the
scene of the crime.
278
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,322
- Thank you.
279
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,556
- You're welcome.
280
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,858
For the record,
i know those too.
281
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,192
Old school that way.
282
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,295
- Are you joining the class?
283
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,864
- Yes.
Graham, guitar teacher.
284
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:34,999
- Lucy, marketing.
285
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,069
- Nice to meet you,
Lucy, marketing.
286
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,006
- Okay guys, my name is Graham.
287
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,676
I'm subbing for marta for
the next couple of weeks.
288
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,077
If you're not a rock
star in this class,
289
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,378
I will give your money back.
290
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,213
Everyone take a page.
291
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,783
Okay, those are chord sheets.
292
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,017
Right.
293
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,485
We'll get straight
into it, all right?
294
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,554
We're gonna play a song
called "uncomfortable shoes"
295
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,290
by a good buddy of mine
called elion Olson.
296
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:03,127
Right, everyone get
your, get a g goin' on.
297
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,195
You got a g down there?
298
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,664
Yeah?
Okay.
299
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,865
G.
300
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,367
We're gonna go to a c.
301
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,905
So this is a real, real
nice beat, all right?
302
00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:21,446
Just like that.
I'm gonna count you guys in.
303
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,748
Everybody set?
All right?
304
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,717
One, two, three, and...
305
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,258
Okay, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
306
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,727
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened?
307
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:36,961
- We sucked.
308
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,796
- No, you didn't
suck, you just uh,
309
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,032
it's all music, you just
made a different version.
310
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:44,135
Tell you what.
Who's got a pick?
311
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,636
Go ahead, put it in your mouth.
312
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,206
All right, that's the way
i like to play, right?
313
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,508
Just 'cause it looks cool,
it makes you feel cooler.
314
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,410
All right?
I'm like a real rockstar.
315
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,878
I'm gonna do it again.
316
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,080
All right?
Everyone ready?
317
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,482
One, two, three.
318
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,223
- "The journey of 1,000 miles
319
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,592
"must begin with a single step."
320
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,660
Confucius.
321
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,858
This is Lucy.
322
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,493
- Hi, Lucy,
it's Denise Masterson
323
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,727
from precious heart.
324
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,395
I got your number off Facebook?
325
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:52,630
- Uh huh.
326
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,764
- One week
until the big day.
327
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:54,765
Crazy!
328
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,068
I'm going to nuts with
last minute details.
329
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,537
Seven people haven't rsvp'd.
330
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,873
So, are you coming?
331
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:02,874
- I, I didn't--
332
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:03,875
- Oh, shoot.
333
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,610
That's the caterer,
hang on a sec?
334
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:22,527
Lucy?
335
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,063
Lucy, you there?
- I'm coming!
336
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,565
I'm totally coming!
337
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,433
That's like, so weird that
you didn't get my rsvp.
338
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:30,501
Stupid snail mail.
339
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,170
One stamp wasted!
340
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,371
- Yay!
341
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,739
Three down, four
more people to call.
342
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,875
- Oh, well, let me
save you a few calls.
343
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:42,113
Ryann Becker and
nectar McAllister are
definitely coming.
344
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,616
Uh, I mean, if
they're on your list,
345
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,818
not that they would
be, but if they are...
346
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,420
- Actually,
yes, they are.
347
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,688
- Yes!
348
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,756
- Oh cool, you
just saved me some time.
349
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,757
- Oh we're really pumped.
350
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,292
We've already got our dresses.
351
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,727
We're getting manis, pedis,
renting a limo, yadda yadda.
352
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,229
Love me some 80s!
353
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,766
- My cousin Amanda
had her baby six weeks early.
354
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:02,767
- Oh no!
355
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,035
- Ugh, the baby's fine.
356
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,170
But now, 11 family
members from Ohio
357
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,238
are not coming down.
358
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,406
I've got seats to fill.
359
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,707
I'm probably the
first bride in history
360
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,742
trying to recruit
wedding guests.
361
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,444
Please tell me that
you're bringing plus ones?
362
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,713
- Plus ones?
Yeah!
363
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,948
Definitely, we're definitely
bringing plus ones.
364
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,416
- I'm being
a complete bridezilla.
365
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,751
It's just, I hate those tacky
weddings with empty seats.
366
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,953
- Right.
367
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,187
- Ah, that's
the caterer again.
368
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,089
I can't wait to
meet your hot men.
369
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,257
See you Friday!
370
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,325
- Friday.
371
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,094
Wait, hot men?
372
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,630
Oh crap.
373
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,769
So uh, Denise Masterson
called me today.
374
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:39,971
Turns out we're invited.
375
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:41,105
Who knew?
376
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,573
Not me.
377
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,641
So, yay!
378
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:45,643
- I get to go to the ball!
379
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,044
Oh, I feel like
cinde-fuckin'-rella!
380
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,481
What the fuck was that?
- We need dresses!
381
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,149
Crapola.
382
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,584
I am completely tapped.
383
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,419
- Don't worry, I'm too
excited, I will cover for you!
384
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,422
So I am thinking
sequins all the way.
385
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,025
Dynasty, sequins, lots
and lots of sequins.
386
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,560
- Mmm.
387
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,795
- So I might have told Denise
we were bringing plus ones.
388
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,765
- Wait, what?
389
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,799
- I became possessed by
the wedding invitation.
390
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,134
The lavender went to my head.
391
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,069
Her cousin just had a baby!
392
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,537
Hello?
393
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:16,807
And she is a bridezilla
with a fear of open spaces.
394
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,042
- Okay.
395
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,777
A, I have no idea
what you just said.
396
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,879
And b, I don't want
to bring a plus one,
397
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,347
I want to meet a plus one.
398
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,249
- Think of all her fiance's hot
friends we could meet there.
399
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,717
- Okay.
400
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,219
This is such an easy solution.
401
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:30,021
You can bring that model from
your Gucci shoot last month.
402
00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:31,422
- Ew, he waxes hit armpit.
403
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,423
- That is disgusting.
404
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,691
- And you can bring that guy
405
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,926
that your mom tried
to set you up with.
406
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,028
- Are you out of your mind?
407
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,496
- Mm-mmm.
- Nolan?
408
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,331
First of all, I don't think
he has time to fit me in
409
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,400
between his geek
fair and ren fest.
410
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:45,269
And second of all, I am
not gonna bring a trekkie
411
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:48,272
who still wears headgear to
Denise Masterson's wedding!
412
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,340
- D--
413
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,213
I don't know what to tell you.
414
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:59,784
I was trying to be a yes
person, and it just came out.
415
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,218
- We should not be
trying to get lame dates
416
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,353
for a wedding.
417
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,455
- Yes.
Finally, sanity.
418
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:07,358
- We should be trying
to find dream dates.
419
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,626
- What?
420
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:09,894
- We keep saying yes
to the wrong guys.
421
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,897
We need to go out there,
take some control back,
422
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:15,399
start getting what
we want for a change.
423
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:17,835
If Denise Masterson
can hit on a guy
424
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,136
on a plane to Paris,
425
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,572
what is stopping us
from doing the same?
426
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,573
- Air fare.
427
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:23,674
- It's Monday.
428
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,975
Right?
429
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,477
- Yes.
430
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,779
- That means we have until
Friday to go out there,
431
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:32,416
get our crushes, and
bring 'em to the wedding.
432
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:34,618
- Okay, we can't
just hit on guys.
433
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,020
They're turned off by that.
434
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,755
- Unless of course,
you're a model,
435
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:40,124
with come-do-me
eyes, which I am not.
436
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,225
- That part's true.
437
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:42,927
You definitely have more of the
438
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,496
ome-reorganize-my-closet-with-me
eyes.
439
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:46,797
- Ryann...
440
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:47,832
We're gonna do this.
441
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,500
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
442
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:50,901
- Well come on,
it'll be so much fun!
443
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:51,969
Do it, yes!
444
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,672
Ryann?
- Fuck it, fine, I'll play.
445
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,073
- Yay!
446
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,576
- Ooh, I get Chris the
bartender from edendale, baby.
447
00:22:58,578 --> 00:22:59,610
- Josh hartnett!
448
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:00,878
- Josh hartnett?
449
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,113
Dude, are you being
serious right now?
450
00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:03,781
- Very, he just
bought the penthouse
451
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,683
in the Mayan sisters
condo downtown.
452
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:08,018
He's such a gentleman that when
i ran into him in the hall,
453
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:10,221
and the gum fell out
of my gaping mouth,
454
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,289
he handed it back to me.
455
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:15,659
- Um...
456
00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:17,061
Thanks, but I think I'll pass.
457
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,130
I don't really do
humiliation and rejection.
458
00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:21,632
And even if I wanted
to play, I can't.
459
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:22,900
I don't have a crush.
460
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:23,901
- Bull-scheissen.
461
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,569
Guitar teacher.
462
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,371
- Graham?
Oh god no.
463
00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:29,440
No, no, no, no.
He's so hot and normal.
464
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,375
Seriously, pick some
random dorky guy.
465
00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:33,811
I would much rather
humiliate myself anonymously.
466
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,212
- Okay, guitar teacher it is.
467
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,981
- Yup!
- Mmhmm.
468
00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,883
All right, when's
your next class?
469
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,551
- Tomorrow.
- Perfect.
470
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,753
- It's also my last.
- Great!
471
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,488
You can humiliate
yourself and run.
472
00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:48,058
- What I'm proposing is
we embark on a pilgrimage
473
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:52,296
to free fearful women
all over the atmosphere.
474
00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:54,932
Our decision to take back
control is bigger than we are.
475
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,803
We are forging ahead
and paving the road,
476
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,771
to free the...
477
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,140
Shackles of the
restrictions of dating rules
478
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,342
from the wrists of single
women all over the world.
479
00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:06,677
- The miss America
pageant called.
480
00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:09,079
They want their speech back.
481
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,716
- Do you really want to
waste another three years
482
00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:14,652
with the wrong guy?
483
00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:15,820
- No.
484
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:18,389
- So who's in
control, you or him?
485
00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:20,758
- Me?
486
00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:26,130
- Who's the one who
dumped you, hmm?
487
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,531
Who's the one...
488
00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:30,100
Who fired you?
489
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,171
- And if you ever want to
drink a Pinot grigio again,
490
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:35,506
you'll take your control back.
491
00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,041
- You're right.
492
00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:38,409
It's my life.
493
00:24:38,411 --> 00:24:39,643
I'm in charge.
494
00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:44,548
Besides, how hard can it
be to hit on some guy?
495
00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:45,816
- Yay.
496
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,786
That means our four-day
mission starts tomorrow.
497
00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:50,855
Game on!
498
00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:08,372
- welcome to the class.
499
00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:10,007
- I'm sorry, i--
500
00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:13,577
I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry.
501
00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:14,578
I'm sorry.
502
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:19,416
Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah I am.
503
00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:21,185
- Meg, you gonna live?
504
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,253
- Probably.
505
00:25:23,154 --> 00:25:24,955
- All set, deep breaths, okay.
506
00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:27,124
Let's get serious,
let's get practicing.
507
00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:33,030
Meg, you gonna keep practicing?
508
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,432
- Okay, I definitely will.
509
00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:38,569
And I'm super, super
interested in um,
510
00:25:39,437 --> 00:25:40,838
maybe taking your next course?
511
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,072
- Okay, well read the notices
on the bulletin board,
512
00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,674
and you'll know
what I'm doing when.
513
00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:47,211
- Please, shoot me
a text, let me know.
514
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,979
- Hey!
- Hey.
515
00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,681
- Sorry about uh, my entrance.
516
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,117
- It's cool.
517
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,354
- Um, can I talk to
you for a second?
518
00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:59,423
- Yeah, sure.
- Over here?
519
00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:00,491
- Yeah.
What's up?
520
00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:07,264
- So listen, I've got this, um,
521
00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:09,166
this wedding to go to on Friday.
522
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,668
- It's not your wedding, I hope?
523
00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,536
- No, no, not my wedding,
a friend's wedding.
524
00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:15,372
Uh, and I was
wondering, if um...
525
00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:23,380
If you think I would be able
to play a song at said wedding.
526
00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:25,449
- Graham?
I broke a string.
527
00:26:25,451 --> 00:26:27,451
- Okay, be right there.
528
00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:29,386
You know, I think, the truth is,
529
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:30,988
you're capable of
anything you wanna do.
530
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,656
You got four days.
Practice.
531
00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:34,959
Surprise yourself.
- Yeah.
532
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:36,994
- I think it's a c string.
533
00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,862
- There is no c string.
534
00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:40,064
I gotta go fix that.
535
00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:42,900
Just stay here,
hold on, all right?
536
00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,568
All righty.
537
00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:46,070
I, I see that.
538
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:48,872
Just let me take this off
you, and I'll fix that.
539
00:26:57,582 --> 00:26:59,883
- Hey.
- Hey.
540
00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:02,319
- How'd it go?
- Oh, it didn't go.
541
00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,388
I opened my mouth, and
the wrong words came out.
542
00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:05,522
- No!
543
00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:07,024
- Oh, I'm sorry.
544
00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,292
- It's okay.
545
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,727
Positive thinking,
onward and upward.
546
00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:11,629
Got my interview tomorrow
with girard manners.
547
00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:13,731
I'm just gonna focus all
my attention on that.
548
00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:14,865
- You're totally gonna get it.
549
00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,934
- Thank you.
- And in case you don't,
550
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:18,102
I've already spoken
to Roy and he said
551
00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:19,203
he would put you
back on his schedule.
552
00:27:20,706 --> 00:27:23,207
- Thanks, but waiting tables
is pretty much my last resort.
553
00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:26,577
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
554
00:27:26,579 --> 00:27:27,578
- You guys still good?
555
00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:29,113
- Game time.
556
00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:30,314
- Are you nervous?
557
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,482
- Please,
piece of cake.
558
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:32,549
- Be cool.
559
00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:33,684
- Yeah.
560
00:27:33,686 --> 00:27:35,285
Have a mantra.
- Ooh, "have a mantra."
561
00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,255
Okay, um, I am cool.
562
00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:39,390
I am so cool.
563
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:42,292
Oh, she's in trouble.
564
00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:43,627
- Hey!
565
00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:44,895
Lucy, good to see you.
566
00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:47,297
- Hey ed.
- What's the haps, neighbor?
567
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:48,499
I just finished a killer
set down at the comedy store
568
00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:49,633
with the boys.
569
00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:50,668
Thanks for showing up.
570
00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:51,669
- You're welcome.
571
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:52,736
- You didn't.
- I know.
572
00:27:52,738 --> 00:27:53,771
- That's awkward.
- Yup.
573
00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:56,240
- I was sexy, per usual.
574
00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:57,775
But enough about me.
575
00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:59,109
How do you feel about going
halfers on a cleaning lady?
576
00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:00,210
- Excuse me?
577
00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:01,412
- Well the first week,
578
00:28:01,414 --> 00:28:02,913
she would clean my
bathroom and kitchen,
579
00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:04,748
and your living
room and bedroom,
580
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:05,883
then next week, we'd swap.
581
00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:06,950
It's genius.
582
00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:11,088
- Hey ed, hurry up,
your beer's getting cold.
583
00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:14,658
- Sorry, sweet lady, alcohol
sings her siren song to me.
584
00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:16,260
You know what I'm talking about.
585
00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:18,228
- No I don't.
- I gotta bolt, but uh,
586
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,164
give some thought to
that cleaning lady offer.
587
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,533
- Okay.
- It'd only be half price.
588
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,735
- Hey.
What's wrong with ed?
589
00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,372
- That.
That's when he gets drunk.
590
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,373
Ed!
591
00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:32,409
- Oh.
592
00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:34,411
- I am so cool.
593
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,246
I am so cool.
You are cool.
594
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:40,117
I am cool.
I am cool.
595
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:41,719
- Well, if it isn't
my favorite customer
596
00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:43,053
out on a school night.
597
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,621
- Hey!
598
00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:45,856
What up, dawg?
599
00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:48,492
- Just slinging drinks,
working for my living,
600
00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:49,660
how 'bout you?
601
00:28:49,662 --> 00:28:51,495
- You know, just
hangin' with my pussy.
602
00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:54,465
My posse, my posse,
i said my posse.
603
00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:55,999
- You and the uh,
homegirls just out
604
00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:57,201
for a night on the town, yeah?
605
00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:59,937
- You know, yeah, for reals, yo.
606
00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:02,172
- What'll it be?
607
00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:04,408
- Three tequilas.
608
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:05,976
- Okay.
609
00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:07,377
Coming right up.
610
00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:12,349
A woman after my own heart.
611
00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:13,350
Uno.
612
00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:14,718
Dos.
613
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,786
Tres.
614
00:29:21,893 --> 00:29:23,293
All right.
615
00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:25,729
Those are on me, I got 'em.
616
00:29:25,731 --> 00:29:27,631
- Word!
617
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:28,766
Yo, pound it.
618
00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:30,734
Yo.
619
00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:31,969
Very chill, dawg.
620
00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:34,037
- Be careful with those.
621
00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:37,674
- Tequila?
622
00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:38,742
- Uh huh.
623
00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:39,877
- Did you ask him out?
624
00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:41,879
- No, it's kinda fuzzy.
625
00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:42,946
- Well, walk us through it.
626
00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:44,014
- I uh...
627
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,650
Oh god, I think I turned
gangster or something.
628
00:29:46,652 --> 00:29:48,118
He probably thinks
I'm on medication.
629
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,219
- So you didn't ask him out?
630
00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:50,854
- I don't think so.
631
00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:51,688
- Then go back.
632
00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:52,956
- No, I can't go back!
633
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:53,957
When he gave me the
drinks for free,
634
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:54,958
instead of saying thank you,
635
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,226
I said, word!
636
00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:59,463
- Never, ever, do that again.
637
00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:00,664
- I know.
638
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,199
I mean, it's a lot
harder than it looks.
639
00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,301
- But free drinks though,
that's always a good sign.
640
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,536
- Yeah.
641
00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:07,171
Now go back and get me
a free Pinot grigio.
642
00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:08,906
- I, mmm, shh!
- Oh.
643
00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:10,574
- Those are for me.
- All of them?
644
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:11,809
- Yes.
645
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,010
I mean, I'm gonna go
back and talk to him,
646
00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,711
and I need some liquid
courage, don't I?
647
00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:16,046
- You go get him, girl.
648
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:18,482
- Whoo!
649
00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:20,984
Ugh!
650
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,354
Whoo!
Ugh!
651
00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:26,190
Whoo.
- Are you okay?
652
00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:28,392
- I was born ready.
653
00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:29,259
- I know, but I asked
if you were okay.
654
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:30,327
- Yeah.
655
00:30:30,929 --> 00:30:32,229
Whoo.
656
00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:35,299
- Ooh, dear.
657
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:40,337
- Whoa, back for more
already, rap star?
658
00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:43,307
Oh no.
659
00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:44,308
Oh no.
660
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:45,409
Let me get you some water.
661
00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:48,779
- We're bad friends.
- Uh huh.
662
00:30:48,781 --> 00:30:50,848
- All right, time to go.
663
00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:56,153
- Nice...
664
00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:26,884
- Ugh...
665
00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:56,680
- Ugh...
666
00:31:57,949 --> 00:31:59,016
Tequila...
667
00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:01,318
Is not my friend.
668
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,520
- Tequila is nobody's
friend, my friend.
669
00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:05,789
- I'm calling to let
you make me feel better.
670
00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:07,090
Please tell me that
i wasn't that bad
671
00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,425
and that with ample counseling,
672
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,427
I still may able to
lead a productive life.
673
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,528
- It wasn't that bad.
674
00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:12,796
And with ample counseling,
675
00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,464
you can still lead
a productive life.
676
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:15,866
- Oh, thank god.
677
00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:17,768
- So...
678
00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:19,870
When will Roy be in?
679
00:32:19,872 --> 00:32:21,705
- Three o'clock.
680
00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:23,740
Take it that interview
didn't go very well?
681
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:26,143
- Position's been
filled internally.
682
00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:28,779
- Hold on...
683
00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:39,656
Shaking hands.
684
00:32:39,658 --> 00:32:41,291
- Well, it's official.
685
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,292
I'm employed.
686
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,395
- Welcome to the last resort.
687
00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,197
We hope you enjoy
your stay here.
688
00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:47,197
- Thanks.
689
00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:50,334
- There are many
activities to partake in
when you're at the last resort,
690
00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:52,536
like candle lighting, for one.
691
00:32:52,538 --> 00:32:54,838
I will be partaking in
activity number two!
692
00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:57,607
Sleeping.
- Lucy?
693
00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,242
You have some explaining to do.
694
00:32:59,244 --> 00:33:00,744
- Hola, Hugo.
695
00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:03,380
- For fucks sake,
will you keep it down?
696
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,881
- Now tell me, when you
start back here, eh?
697
00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:06,149
- Tonight.
698
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:07,417
I just need to go
get a wine key,
699
00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:08,251
and then Roy's gonna put
me back on the floor.
700
00:33:08,253 --> 00:33:09,553
- No, no, no, no, no.
701
00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:10,821
Don't worry, I have an
extra one in the back.
702
00:33:10,823 --> 00:33:12,456
But, you must promise
it to return it, okay?
703
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:13,523
Because it's top of the line.
704
00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:14,758
Now come, come, come, look.
705
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,426
We fold napkins, and
you finish this, okay?
706
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:20,731
- Go away...
707
00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:23,233
- Listen to what Hugo thinks.
708
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:25,969
You need to stop playing these
silly little games, okay?
709
00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:28,538
Because the females are not
meant to hit on the males.
710
00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:29,740
- You are so sexist.
711
00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:31,174
- Yes.
712
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:33,543
That is what your
society agreed upon.
713
00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:34,978
And you have to do this because
you are going to confuse
714
00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:36,046
the mass.
715
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:37,814
- The masses.
716
00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:38,882
- Whatever.
717
00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:41,418
- I wouldn't even have to play
718
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,453
if I hadn't rsvp'd
for all of us.
719
00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:44,888
- Ah, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
720
00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:46,189
That's eggo.
721
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:47,057
- That's what?
722
00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:48,325
- Eggo.
723
00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:50,761
American women
have too much eggo.
724
00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:51,595
Okay, listen.
725
00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:52,696
In my country--
726
00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:58,502
- You know I don't
speak Spanish, right?
727
00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:00,203
- No, I had no idea.
728
00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:04,975
- Tonight, we have the Halibut,
729
00:34:04,977 --> 00:34:07,477
with the garlic crumb crust
and lemon butter for $39.95--
730
00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:08,712
- Can I sit
over there in the corner,
731
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,180
bottom of the right?
- We also have--
732
00:34:10,182 --> 00:34:11,281
- Oh,
this one right here?
733
00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:12,649
- Yeah.
- Absolutely.
734
00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:14,484
Your server will
be right with you.
735
00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:17,721
- The Halibut, with a
Graham cracker crumb crust,
736
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,057
and lemon butter, for $39.95.
737
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:21,691
I'll be right back.
738
00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:25,195
- Did she just read us
the same special twice?
739
00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:27,164
- I guess they're
pushing the Halibut.
740
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,565
- Hello?
741
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,967
Hello, could we get a drink?
742
00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:33,770
- "Whether you think you
can or you think you can't,
743
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:34,871
"you're right."
744
00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:35,939
Henry Ford.
745
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,810
You can do this.
746
00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:41,511
Yeah you can.
747
00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:42,579
All right.
748
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:44,748
Looking good.
749
00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:46,616
- Ooh.
750
00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:47,851
Oh, luce.
751
00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,886
The stud on table 33
wants a Jack and coke.
752
00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:50,954
Thanks.
753
00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:03,500
- Lucy.
754
00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:04,501
- Hi.
755
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:05,569
- Hi.
756
00:35:06,337 --> 00:35:08,004
Do you work here, or--
757
00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:09,406
- yes, yes I do.
758
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,342
I, oh, this is for you.
759
00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:13,577
Jack and coke.
760
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,045
- Thank you.
761
00:35:15,047 --> 00:35:16,680
I thought you said
you work in marketing?
762
00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:17,514
- Oh, I do.
763
00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,015
Well, I did.
764
00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:22,819
But my ex-boyfriend fired
me after we broke up, so...
765
00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:24,287
- Oh.
766
00:35:25,389 --> 00:35:26,423
I am sorry to hear that.
767
00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:30,093
- Yeah, well, at least
I'm single now, right?
768
00:35:33,098 --> 00:35:34,731
- I'd like a chardonnay,
769
00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:37,734
and my father
wants a Gibson, up.
770
00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:38,802
- Yes.
771
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,874
Um, I'm just, I'm
sorry, I'm gonna go do--
772
00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:45,308
- um, I'll be here.
773
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,977
- Okay.
774
00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:47,911
I'm gonna go.
775
00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:54,618
Hugo, favor.
776
00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,419
Um, Gibson, up, chardonnay
for the lady on 24.
777
00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:58,121
- Of course, mi amor.
- Thank you.
778
00:35:58,123 --> 00:35:59,789
Hey.
779
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:01,725
- Ow!
- My office, now.
780
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:03,293
- God, so violent.
781
00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:06,963
- Sit.
What?
782
00:36:08,132 --> 00:36:10,500
- I can't sit.
- Why not?
783
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:11,501
- Well if I sit, I'm gonna
have the urge to pee.
784
00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:14,671
- Sit!
- Oh god!
785
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,439
- Guitar teacher Graham is here.
786
00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:18,108
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
787
00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,178
- Table 33, oh my
god, he is so hot.
788
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,379
- Right?
789
00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:23,780
He's even better-looking
than I remember him.
790
00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:25,182
- Yeah well, it's
probably the dim lighting.
791
00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:27,117
- Oh my god, I'm sweating.
792
00:36:27,119 --> 00:36:28,552
- Okay, breathe.
793
00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:29,853
What do you think
he's doing here?
794
00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,354
- I think he's here to see me.
795
00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,023
- Uh, he randomly shows up
at a place you've worked
796
00:36:33,025 --> 00:36:34,491
for all of five minutes,
797
00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:36,626
and you think he's come to
whisk you away to some castle?
798
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:38,762
No, he is not James Bond.
799
00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:41,064
- I think I manifested him.
800
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,166
- Oh god, Lucy, we
have talked about this!
801
00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:44,234
- Okay.
802
00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:45,602
"Synchronicity is a sign
803
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,504
"one is manifesting
their own reality."
804
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:48,505
Anonymous.
805
00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:49,773
- Blah, blah, blah.
806
00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:50,974
At this point, he is
out there right now.
807
00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:53,677
I mean, none of us
are gonna get this...
808
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:55,579
- What?
- I think I just peed a little.
809
00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:57,581
- Ew!
- Oh my god, I just peed a lot.
810
00:36:57,583 --> 00:37:00,350
- Okay, get out, get out!
Get out, out!
811
00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:02,719
Wait for it to pass.
812
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,788
Door!
Door!
813
00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:16,366
- Maybe it's his sister?
814
00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:21,037
- Oh, how
i miss my sisters.
815
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,640
- My life sucks.
816
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:29,746
- Hi, uh, where's the bathroom?
817
00:37:33,651 --> 00:37:35,018
Okay, thanks.
818
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:36,519
Um, could you tell my waiter
819
00:37:36,521 --> 00:37:38,722
I'd like a Glenfiddich
on the rocks?
820
00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:39,789
Two cubes?
821
00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:42,259
- Uh huh.
822
00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:48,465
- There are other
guys out there.
823
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:49,799
- I know.
824
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:52,636
There's just something
about this one.
825
00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:56,072
- Hang in there.
826
00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:57,140
Thank you.
827
00:38:12,256 --> 00:38:13,089
- There she is.
828
00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:14,591
That's our waitress.
829
00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:15,925
- Lucy, is this lady your guest?
830
00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:18,561
- Yeah, I was just about--
831
00:38:18,563 --> 00:38:22,132
- apparently she is eating
instead of taking care of us.
832
00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:24,601
My father is a shareholder
in this corporation,
833
00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:27,404
and I am very dissatisfied
with out service.
834
00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:29,205
- Yes, I absolutely understand.
835
00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:31,174
Lucy, can I speak to
you in the office?
836
00:38:31,176 --> 00:38:33,076
Now.
- Oh, okay, mmhmm.
837
00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:50,960
- Ah.
838
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:59,336
Peeing outside is true freedom.
839
00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:01,237
Why is it only guys
get to do that?
840
00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:06,643
- you know, I've never
been fired in my life.
841
00:39:06,645 --> 00:39:09,579
Now I've been fired
twice in a month.
842
00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:12,349
- Well, there goes your
parents' lifelong dream
843
00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:15,018
of their daughter
being a waitress.
844
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:16,219
- They'll adjust over time.
845
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:23,093
- Sorry about guitar teacher.
846
00:39:23,095 --> 00:39:23,927
- Thank you.
847
00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:24,994
- Mmhmm.
848
00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:29,733
- You know, according to
the laws of attraction,
849
00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:32,535
I manifested all of this.
850
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:33,837
- Sure you did.
851
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:37,741
Hey.
852
00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:39,542
Nectar texted me.
853
00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:41,778
Apparently, Josh hartnett's
in Italy shooting something
854
00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:44,047
for like the next six weeks.
855
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:45,115
- Seriously?
856
00:39:45,117 --> 00:39:46,182
- Yup.
857
00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:48,785
- This game is jinxed.
858
00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:50,286
- I know, these
stupid movie stars.
859
00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:54,157
Don't they know that we're
trying to play a game here?
860
00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,292
- So what happens to her now?
861
00:39:56,294 --> 00:40:00,296
- Well, apparently she
gets to pick a new mark.
862
00:40:01,298 --> 00:40:02,766
Hey.
863
00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:05,835
Maybe you'd like
to pick a new mark?
864
00:40:07,204 --> 00:40:08,338
What?
865
00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:09,606
Hate the game.
866
00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:10,840
Not the playa.
867
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:13,843
Did you see that?
868
00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:14,677
Playa!
869
00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:15,812
- How could I miss it?
870
00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:17,414
Word!
871
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:19,682
Ugh, makes me want to throw up.
872
00:40:19,684 --> 00:40:20,517
- I love you.
873
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:21,718
- Love you more.
874
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:22,719
- Love you mean it.
875
00:40:22,721 --> 00:40:25,188
- Love you mean it, mean it.
876
00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:26,456
- Let's grow old together.
877
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,291
- Let's say friends forever.
878
00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:29,826
- Nectar can be our nurse.
879
00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:30,760
- Yeah.
880
00:40:31,696 --> 00:40:33,062
Our hot nurse.
881
00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:53,883
- Hmm.
882
00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:54,951
Ooh.
883
00:40:58,190 --> 00:40:59,856
This dress is $214?
884
00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:02,258
- I said I was paying.
885
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:04,160
- I know, I just like
to hear you say it.
886
00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:06,763
- Who in their right
mind has a themed wedding?
887
00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:09,899
- Do not talk about my
future best friend that way.
888
00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:11,668
- Fairy tale or
love, those are themes.
889
00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:12,802
But 80s prom?
890
00:41:14,672 --> 00:41:15,738
- Well I love this decade.
891
00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:17,207
We really missed out.
892
00:41:17,209 --> 00:41:21,311
- Yeah, too bad your mom
didn't get knocked up at 12.
893
00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:23,780
- Please don't!
894
00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:25,849
Do not post that.
895
00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:28,117
I feel like the nerd in
all those 80s movies.
896
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,752
- That's awesome.
897
00:41:29,754 --> 00:41:30,587
- Maybe, if I had a date.
898
00:41:31,423 --> 00:41:32,489
Ow!
899
00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:34,757
- I hit on two guys yesterday.
900
00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:36,526
It was great.
901
00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:38,094
- Hang on a second.
902
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:40,330
You're just hitting on
any guy you see now?
903
00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:41,831
- No, just the hot ones.
904
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,200
Yesterday, I had lunch with
George, from the market.
905
00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:47,670
And then, I met this hot
guy at the coronado pub.
906
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,205
We're gonna have dinner tonight.
907
00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:52,041
He's really hot, but just
got out of a relationship.
908
00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:53,877
- Okay, so you hit on them?
909
00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:55,411
They didn't approach you?
910
00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:56,513
- No, it was all me.
911
00:41:56,515 --> 00:41:57,580
Oh!
912
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,150
I even printed
these little cards
913
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:03,786
with my name and number on 'em.
914
00:42:03,788 --> 00:42:06,055
So much faster than
typing it in their phone.
915
00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,123
- Hey.
916
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,192
Random thought.
917
00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:10,894
Maybe we should just go stag?
918
00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:12,695
- Stop right there.
919
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:13,963
You should go back in there,
920
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:16,566
and really do something
to get his attention.
921
00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:17,734
- You don't think the
projectile vomiting
922
00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:20,470
was attention-grabbing enough?
923
00:42:20,472 --> 00:42:22,539
- What would be more painful;
924
00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:24,274
going back into the bar,
925
00:42:24,276 --> 00:42:26,042
or knowing you could have
taken the man of your dreams
926
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:29,345
to the wedding of the
year, fallen in love,
927
00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:33,583
and had a video game partner
for the rest of your life?
928
00:42:34,853 --> 00:42:36,352
- Fine.
929
00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:38,955
- You know, the brain can only
register one pain at a time,
930
00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:43,192
so, just imagine something more
painful than asking him out.
931
00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:48,131
Yes, that right there.
932
00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:50,133
Go do that, and
then ask him out.
933
00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:51,968
Do you like these earrings?
934
00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:03,012
Psst!
935
00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,181
- No.
936
00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:07,283
My sweet little cupcake
has come back for me?
937
00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:08,151
Yes ma'am?
- Is Roy here?
938
00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:09,152
- No, it's his day off.
939
00:43:09,154 --> 00:43:10,219
- Oh, great.
940
00:43:11,221 --> 00:43:13,389
Thank you for the loaners.
941
00:43:13,391 --> 00:43:15,091
- No, no, no, darling,
where you going?
942
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,326
Stay!
943
00:43:16,328 --> 00:43:17,327
Let Hugo make you
some coffee, please.
944
00:43:17,329 --> 00:43:18,628
- Thanks but no,
I've got to run.
945
00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:19,896
I'm going to be in charge.
946
00:43:19,898 --> 00:43:20,730
- You're going to be in where?
947
00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:22,098
- I'm back in the game.
948
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,199
- But isn't your man taken?
949
00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:24,200
- Yes.
950
00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:25,435
Isn't it great?
951
00:43:25,437 --> 00:43:26,869
Clearly, fate has
another plan for me.
952
00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:28,671
- No, mija, now
you have to stay.
953
00:43:28,673 --> 00:43:30,239
Okay, please, stay
and tell Hugo more.
954
00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:31,174
- Okay, fine.
955
00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:32,108
- Okay.
956
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:33,309
- So there's this guy at yoga--
957
00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:34,844
- Uh huh.
958
00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:36,346
- Apparently the universe
has put him in front of me
959
00:43:36,348 --> 00:43:38,348
every Monday, Wednesday and
Friday for the last year,
960
00:43:38,350 --> 00:43:41,150
but I was too blinded
by Marcus to notice him.
961
00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,251
- And what's his name?
962
00:43:42,253 --> 00:43:44,153
- Hot yoga guy.
963
00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:45,455
- You two sound close.
964
00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:46,589
- I think
his name is Jason.
965
00:43:46,591 --> 00:43:48,257
- Mmhmm.
- I'm sure it's Jason.
966
00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:50,560
It doesn't matter.
Names aren't important.
967
00:43:50,562 --> 00:43:51,861
The important thing is that
I'm an in-control adult
968
00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:53,830
and I am plunging forward.
969
00:43:53,832 --> 00:43:55,765
- Plunging?
Like a toilet?
970
00:43:55,767 --> 00:43:56,833
- No, not like a toilet.
971
00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:59,102
I'm moving forward like a...
972
00:43:59,104 --> 00:44:00,637
It doesn't matter.
973
00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:02,505
The important thing is that
i am going to yoga right now
974
00:44:02,507 --> 00:44:05,675
to ask out the possible
future love of my life.
975
00:44:05,677 --> 00:44:06,909
- I see.
976
00:44:06,911 --> 00:44:08,177
And when will all
this be taking place?
977
00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:11,581
- 15 to 18 minutes,
depending on traffic.
978
00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:13,816
- Ay.
979
00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:15,084
- Hey, I was just wondering--
980
00:44:15,086 --> 00:44:16,653
Membership number?
981
00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:18,221
- Oh, um, 13069.
982
00:44:18,223 --> 00:44:20,490
Actually I was wondering if
i could get a phone number?
983
00:44:20,492 --> 00:44:21,424
- 1-800-yoga--
984
00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:23,159
- I meant a, a member's number?
985
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,394
- Whose?
986
00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:26,262
- Jason something?
987
00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:27,096
- Yeah, I'm gonna need more.
988
00:44:27,098 --> 00:44:28,598
- Oh, um, okay.
989
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,300
So he's tall, blonde, he
does an amazing handstand.
990
00:44:31,302 --> 00:44:32,835
- Does he have a tat
on his left calf?
991
00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:33,670
- Yes!
992
00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:35,038
His number!
993
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,172
- No.
994
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,306
- Wait, what?
995
00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:39,042
- It's against policy.
996
00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:41,544
- I thought maybe, you
know, girl to girl--
997
00:44:41,546 --> 00:44:42,812
- girl-to-girl tends
to be a little bit more
998
00:44:42,814 --> 00:44:44,013
bitchy and catty.
999
00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:47,016
We don't really bond
like the men do.
1000
00:44:49,953 --> 00:44:51,587
- Can I start over?
1001
00:44:52,656 --> 00:44:54,657
Okay, so I've got this
bet going with my,
1002
00:44:54,659 --> 00:44:56,626
well it's more of a game
going with my friends that um,
1003
00:44:56,628 --> 00:44:58,194
I'll hit on this guy and
take him to this wedding.
1004
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,063
And um, okay, long story short,
1005
00:45:00,065 --> 00:45:02,832
the guy I picked
has a girlfriend.
1006
00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:06,135
And I found out because he was
kissing her in front of me.
1007
00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:06,969
- No shit?
1008
00:45:06,971 --> 00:45:08,204
- Yes, shit!
1009
00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,872
So now I'm trying to
come up with that guy
1010
00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:12,175
who could potentially be
my true love and I thought,
1011
00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:13,710
"maybe hot yoga guy in"--
1012
00:45:14,913 --> 00:45:16,379
This is all so humiliating.
1013
00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:18,548
- No, stop right there.
1014
00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,249
You got a pen?
1015
00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:21,317
Oh my--
1016
00:45:22,419 --> 00:45:25,722
- I was visualizing
a positive outcome.
1017
00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:29,325
Hey, you've reached me.
1018
00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:30,393
Do your thing.
1019
00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:32,061
- Hi, howdy, hello!
1020
00:45:33,197 --> 00:45:34,664
How's it hangin'?
1021
00:45:35,766 --> 00:45:39,068
Um, hi, it's Lucy
from yoga class.
1022
00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:41,471
More specifically, it's
Lucy from 7:00 A.M. flow,
1023
00:45:41,473 --> 00:45:43,372
back row, teal mat.
1024
00:45:43,374 --> 00:45:45,575
Although full disclosure,
the teal mat is new,
1025
00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:47,143
so you may not
recognize me by it.
1026
00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:48,745
I used to have a red mat.
1027
00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:51,080
Well, more of a
reddish, kind of brown,
1028
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:54,417
like a maroon, or
maybe a plumb dealio.
1029
00:45:57,221 --> 00:45:58,287
Moving on...
1030
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:03,559
I thought because you sometimes
stare at me in down dog...
1031
00:46:04,895 --> 00:46:06,129
Stare might be too strong a
word, now that I think about it.
1032
00:46:06,131 --> 00:46:08,297
I do occasionally
wear bright colors.
1033
00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:10,600
Maybe you've just
been distracted by
me and my brightness,
1034
00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:13,002
like, one would be distracted
by a crossing guard
1035
00:46:13,004 --> 00:46:15,638
in the street so you
stop and don't hit them.
1036
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:18,741
- If you're
satisfied with your message,
1037
00:46:18,743 --> 00:46:19,876
press one.
1038
00:46:19,878 --> 00:46:22,578
To delete and
re-record, press two.
1039
00:46:29,754 --> 00:46:31,654
- Thank you, universe.
1040
00:47:05,890 --> 00:47:07,223
- just relax...
1041
00:47:08,258 --> 00:47:09,759
Ah, there you go.
1042
00:47:10,961 --> 00:47:12,028
Mmm.
1043
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:33,816
- namaste all.
1044
00:47:48,099 --> 00:47:49,098
- Fuck!
1045
00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:50,099
Fuck, fuck!
1046
00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:53,970
Shit!
1047
00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:54,804
- I am--
1048
00:47:54,806 --> 00:47:56,072
I am so sorry!
1049
00:47:56,074 --> 00:47:58,040
I just forgot that
i was in yoga class.
1050
00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:00,009
- I think you broke my nose!
1051
00:48:04,849 --> 00:48:06,148
- Oh god.
1052
00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:07,750
I feel really bad.
1053
00:48:07,752 --> 00:48:09,252
I'm usually quite
a peaceful person.
1054
00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:10,219
I have never hurt anyone.
1055
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:11,420
I am a pacifist.
1056
00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:12,255
- Do you
have another tissue?
1057
00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:13,656
- Um,
yes.
1058
00:48:25,502 --> 00:48:27,937
Sometimes love
comes in a whisper,
1059
00:48:27,939 --> 00:48:31,173
sometimes it smacks
you over the head.
1060
00:48:32,276 --> 00:48:35,011
Aaron, do you believe in fate?
1061
00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:36,479
Do you think that it's possible,
1062
00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:38,781
and I'm not trying to
shirk responsibility here,
1063
00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:40,983
do you think that it's
possible that the universe
1064
00:48:40,985 --> 00:48:43,286
propelled me to bolt
upright and break your nose,
1065
00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:45,254
forcing us together
in a hybrid car
1066
00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:48,391
at 44 miles per gallon on
the way to the hospital?
1067
00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:49,458
Well, fate,
1068
00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:51,661
do you?
1069
00:48:53,830 --> 00:48:54,664
You know what?
1070
00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:55,665
That's okay.
1071
00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:57,300
Opposites attract, right?
1072
00:48:57,302 --> 00:48:58,601
I don't know what
you're doing Friday,
1073
00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:01,337
but if you're free,
maybe, just maybe,
1074
00:49:01,339 --> 00:49:04,440
you would be available to...
1075
00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:05,508
Aaron?
1076
00:49:06,209 --> 00:49:07,243
Aaron?
1077
00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:02,398
- Hey.
1078
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,266
What time's your date?
- Which one?
1079
00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:05,534
- The guy from the corona...
1080
00:50:05,536 --> 00:50:07,603
You have more than one?
1081
00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:08,804
- Yep.
1082
00:50:08,806 --> 00:50:11,640
I met another guy
today, and he is hot.
1083
00:50:11,642 --> 00:50:13,242
- Wow, you're juggling guys?
1084
00:50:13,244 --> 00:50:14,410
- Yeah.
1085
00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:15,344
It's awesome, right?
1086
00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:16,946
I feel like a boy.
1087
00:50:16,948 --> 00:50:18,481
I'm having scheduling issues.
1088
00:50:18,483 --> 00:50:22,718
First, I'm meeting date
number one for happy hour.
1089
00:50:24,087 --> 00:50:25,955
And then I have to be home
in time for date number two
1090
00:50:25,957 --> 00:50:27,156
to pick me up at eight.
1091
00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:28,424
- That sounds so amazing.
1092
00:50:28,426 --> 00:50:29,258
- Yeah.
1093
00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:32,061
But it sure is a lot of
work with hair and makeup.
1094
00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:33,963
I feel like I have two day jobs.
1095
00:50:33,965 --> 00:50:35,031
- Ugh.
1096
00:50:35,033 --> 00:50:36,232
Jealous.
1097
00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:37,600
- Well what are you doing?
1098
00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:39,568
- Well, i
tried to meditate.
1099
00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:41,537
- And how did that go?
1100
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,572
- I'm cleaning my fridge.
1101
00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:44,940
- That bad, huh?
1102
00:50:44,942 --> 00:50:46,776
- I attempted to hit on
my yoga teacher today.
1103
00:50:46,778 --> 00:50:47,843
- Ooh, and?
1104
00:50:48,945 --> 00:50:50,446
- I think I need therapy.
1105
00:50:50,448 --> 00:50:52,615
I mean my body
would not cooperate.
1106
00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:56,485
I mean, all I had to say was,
"will you go out with me?"
1107
00:50:56,487 --> 00:50:57,753
- So what's stopping you?
1108
00:50:57,755 --> 00:50:59,055
- I don't know.
1109
00:50:59,057 --> 00:51:01,557
It's not even like
he was conscious.
1110
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:02,525
- What?
1111
00:51:02,527 --> 00:51:03,592
- Oh, and I broke his nose.
1112
00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:05,194
- You broke his nose?
1113
00:51:05,196 --> 00:51:06,796
- Yeah, don't ask.
1114
00:51:06,798 --> 00:51:09,632
- Are you still going with
Ryann to edendale later?
1115
00:51:09,634 --> 00:51:10,866
- Oh yeah.
1116
00:51:10,868 --> 00:51:12,468
Operation Chris
is in full effect.
1117
00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:14,703
Although, truth be told,
i have not seen her yet,
1118
00:51:14,705 --> 00:51:15,805
so who knows?
1119
00:51:15,807 --> 00:51:16,772
- Well, it should be fun.
1120
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:17,773
Take notes.
1121
00:51:17,775 --> 00:51:19,108
- Oh, I will not
only take notes,
1122
00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:21,210
I will highlight them,
bullet point them,
1123
00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:22,845
and career them over to you.
1124
00:51:22,847 --> 00:51:26,682
- And that is why
i love you so much.
1125
00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:41,831
("Somebody" by Ella blue paskel
1126
00:52:30,047 --> 00:52:32,214
- Too many people don't
understand politics.
1127
00:52:32,216 --> 00:52:33,582
That's a problem.
1128
00:52:33,584 --> 00:52:36,018
They vote, but they're
ignorant about the real issues.
1129
00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:38,020
- Well, I listen to the debates.
1130
00:52:38,022 --> 00:52:39,488
I think a lot of people do.
1131
00:52:40,424 --> 00:52:41,690
- The debates tell you nothing.
1132
00:52:41,692 --> 00:52:43,926
- They tell you some things.
1133
00:52:43,928 --> 00:52:45,427
- No, nothing.
1134
00:52:45,429 --> 00:52:48,397
Listening to the
debates is like...
1135
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,767
You said you watch
basketball, right?
1136
00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:53,235
- Yes.
1137
00:52:53,237 --> 00:52:56,839
- It's a fairly aggressive
sport for such a pretty girl,
1138
00:52:57,374 --> 00:52:58,440
but I digress.
1139
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,944
Uh, listening to debates is like
1140
00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:05,814
being a fair weather
fan in basketball.
1141
00:53:05,816 --> 00:53:07,283
You don't pay attention to
your team all year long--
1142
00:53:07,285 --> 00:53:10,286
- I know what a
fair weather fan is.
1143
00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:11,554
- Great.
1144
00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:15,124
So you understand my
fair weather analogy?
1145
00:53:16,993 --> 00:53:17,826
- Yeah.
1146
00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:18,894
Um...
1147
00:53:19,596 --> 00:53:20,696
I have a thing.
1148
00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:22,731
I, I have to go.
1149
00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:24,600
- You don't have a thing.
1150
00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:25,701
- You're right.
1151
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:26,769
I don't.
1152
00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:27,970
I have a date.
1153
00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:28,804
That's right.
1154
00:53:28,806 --> 00:53:29,872
I have another date.
1155
00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:31,140
I scheduled two dates.
1156
00:53:31,142 --> 00:53:34,043
Pretty aggressive
for a girl, hmm?
1157
00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:36,645
- Your loss.
1158
00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:42,685
- Wow.
1159
00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:44,086
- Yup.
1160
00:53:44,088 --> 00:53:44,920
- Huh.
1161
00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:48,457
- Who did this to you?
1162
00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:49,925
- Makeup counter at the mall.
1163
00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:51,327
- Huh.
1164
00:53:51,329 --> 00:53:53,529
- Oh, I feel like a cheap whore.
1165
00:53:53,531 --> 00:53:56,332
- Um, excuse me, those
are my $600 stilettos.
1166
00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:57,933
You're an expensive whore.
1167
00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:00,469
- Well, you were right.
1168
00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:02,238
But the blisters
on my feet and this
1169
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,672
thong riding up my crack,
1170
00:54:03,674 --> 00:54:04,840
I barely have enough
brain space to worry about
1171
00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:06,909
the humiliation of
walking into Chris' bar.
1172
00:54:06,911 --> 00:54:08,110
- That's the spirit.
1173
00:54:09,614 --> 00:54:10,579
- Okay, here I go.
1174
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:11,647
- Okay.
1175
00:54:12,415 --> 00:54:13,515
- Oh hey.
1176
00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:15,050
- If I have a confession
before I kill,
1177
00:54:15,052 --> 00:54:16,585
please tell nectar that i
blame her for everything.
1178
00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:17,820
- My pleasure.
1179
00:54:18,989 --> 00:54:20,222
- Oh!
1180
00:54:20,224 --> 00:54:21,090
Final words?
1181
00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:22,358
- Yes.
1182
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,760
"Leap with gusto, and
the nut shall appear."
1183
00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:25,594
My mother.
1184
00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:27,096
- Well in that case,
1185
00:54:27,098 --> 00:54:29,231
let's just hope I don't
plummet to my death, huh?
1186
00:54:29,233 --> 00:54:30,733
- Godspeed.
1187
00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:31,767
Hey, meet me at the Reuben
truck when you're done.
1188
00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:33,369
- Yup, can't wait.
1189
00:54:33,371 --> 00:54:34,203
Food.
1190
00:54:34,205 --> 00:54:35,037
Whoops.
1191
00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:37,740
- Okay guys.
1192
00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:38,574
Okay.
1193
00:54:38,576 --> 00:54:39,642
Settle down.
1194
00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:48,951
- Hey!
Help!
1195
00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:50,619
Lucy!
1196
00:54:58,863 --> 00:55:00,229
- yep.
1197
00:55:05,268 --> 00:55:07,436
- what happened to your shoe?
1198
00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:08,604
- Oh.
1199
00:55:08,606 --> 00:55:10,205
It's actually a really
hilarious story.
1200
00:55:10,207 --> 00:55:12,041
I was outside, and i
stepped on a grate--
1201
00:55:12,043 --> 00:55:13,042
- yeah, you gotta
have two shoes.
1202
00:55:13,044 --> 00:55:15,144
Them's the rules.
1203
00:55:15,146 --> 00:55:16,945
- Okay, I just need to get
in for like two seconds,
1204
00:55:16,947 --> 00:55:18,080
'cause there's this guy inside--
1205
00:55:18,082 --> 00:55:20,416
- you've been denied entry.
1206
00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:24,186
- Okay, I'm just gonna--
- you've been denied--
1207
00:55:24,188 --> 00:55:25,287
- yeah!
1208
00:55:25,289 --> 00:55:26,855
All right.
- Entry.
1209
00:55:31,761 --> 00:55:33,228
Heh.
1210
00:55:33,230 --> 00:55:35,397
Take, take it out of the,
1211
00:55:35,399 --> 00:55:37,533
take it out of the thing.
1212
00:55:48,179 --> 00:55:49,411
- Ow!
1213
00:56:13,838 --> 00:56:14,770
- No!
1214
00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:16,872
No, no, no!
1215
00:56:20,678 --> 00:56:21,744
Why?
1216
00:56:23,947 --> 00:56:24,780
Oh!
1217
00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,150
Oh my god.
1218
00:56:28,152 --> 00:56:29,084
- Chris?
1219
00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:30,152
- Ryann?
1220
00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:33,956
Did you lose your glass
slipper, cinderella?
1221
00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:35,023
- Sort of.
1222
00:56:35,692 --> 00:56:36,859
- Should I ask?
1223
00:56:36,861 --> 00:56:38,560
- I wouldn't.
1224
00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:40,529
- Yeah, you left pretty
quickly the other night.
1225
00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:41,764
- Yeah.
1226
00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:44,500
Well, considering
the circumstances--
1227
00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:46,101
- yeah, you know, i
wouldn't worry about that.
1228
00:56:46,103 --> 00:56:49,671
I, I totally remember the
first time that I got drunk.
1229
00:56:50,808 --> 00:56:51,807
- Wow!
1230
00:56:51,809 --> 00:56:52,908
Okay.
1231
00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,143
I got nothin'.
1232
00:56:55,545 --> 00:56:57,179
- Well, you got one
really expensive shoe
1233
00:56:57,181 --> 00:57:00,649
in a back alley, I'd say
that's, that's something.
1234
00:57:00,651 --> 00:57:02,518
- Wait, are you hitting on me?
1235
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,852
- Maybe.
1236
00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:05,387
- No, no, no, stop.
1237
00:57:05,389 --> 00:57:06,989
You can't.
1238
00:57:06,991 --> 00:57:08,257
- Why not?
1239
00:57:08,259 --> 00:57:10,292
- Because I'm supposed
to be hitting on you.
1240
00:57:10,294 --> 00:57:11,360
Okay.
1241
00:57:12,295 --> 00:57:13,662
Chris, here we go.
1242
00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:14,797
Whoo!
1243
00:57:14,799 --> 00:57:16,331
Chris...
1244
00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:18,367
Shoot, what's your last name?
1245
00:57:18,369 --> 00:57:19,201
- Sandeson.
1246
00:57:19,203 --> 00:57:20,202
- Okay.
1247
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:21,136
Chris sanderson,
will you be my--
1248
00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:22,638
- it's sandeson.
1249
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,239
There's no r.
1250
00:57:24,241 --> 00:57:26,208
- Oh, okay, no r, got it.
1251
00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:27,276
Chris...
1252
00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:31,180
Sandeson, will you be my date?
1253
00:57:31,182 --> 00:57:32,448
- I'd love to.
1254
00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:33,715
- No, no, no, hold on,
I'm not finished yet.
1255
00:57:33,717 --> 00:57:37,219
Will you be my date to
the best wedding ever?
1256
00:57:38,488 --> 00:57:42,758
- Now?
- Yes, now!
1257
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,426
- Yes.
1258
00:57:44,428 --> 00:57:52,501
- Word!
1259
00:57:52,503 --> 00:57:54,636
- That was actually my
first time at the coronado.
1260
00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:56,371
I just sort of wandered in.
1261
00:57:56,373 --> 00:57:57,473
- Oh yeah?
1262
00:57:57,475 --> 00:57:58,407
- Mmhmm.
- Oh that's great.
1263
00:57:58,409 --> 00:58:00,542
It's like the coolest dive bar.
1264
00:58:00,544 --> 00:58:01,477
You know, you got
Billy in the bar.
1265
00:58:01,479 --> 00:58:04,012
You got James on the piano.
1266
00:58:04,014 --> 00:58:05,113
Cheap whiskey all night.
1267
00:58:06,317 --> 00:58:07,382
My band played a gig there.
1268
00:58:07,384 --> 00:58:08,717
Our first gig.
1269
00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:22,030
- It was amazing.
1270
00:58:22,032 --> 00:58:24,099
I felt like I was in a sweet
valley high romance novel.
1271
00:58:24,101 --> 00:58:27,369
And then, and then, we
walked up to the grate
1272
00:58:27,371 --> 00:58:29,838
and he busted the heel
off of that stiletto
1273
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,306
in order to get it out.
1274
00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:33,308
It was so romantic!
1275
00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:35,511
- Okay, not if they're
my $600 stilettos.
1276
00:58:35,513 --> 00:58:37,112
- Oh, boo!
1277
00:58:37,114 --> 00:58:39,982
Who needs money when
you got romance?
1278
00:58:39,984 --> 00:58:41,583
Oh, did I mention
that he's funny?
1279
00:58:41,585 --> 00:58:43,051
- About 100 times.
1280
00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:44,086
- Oh my god, and he's so cute.
1281
00:58:44,088 --> 00:58:45,420
Look at what he got me.
1282
00:58:45,422 --> 00:58:46,588
- Oh my god, put
that thing away!
1283
00:58:46,590 --> 00:58:47,789
We could get arrested!
1284
00:58:47,791 --> 00:58:49,558
- Oh my god, it's
medicinal, chill out.
1285
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,959
Oh my god, I feel
a cough coming on.
1286
00:58:51,795 --> 00:58:52,628
- Oh god.
1287
00:58:53,764 --> 00:58:54,696
Thank you.
1288
00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:56,398
- Hey, I am going to text nectar
1289
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,901
and have her meet us
there after her date.
1290
00:59:15,184 --> 00:59:16,251
- Hi, date.
1291
00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:18,887
- Hey.
1292
00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:21,256
- So, tell me more
about your music.
1293
00:59:21,258 --> 00:59:22,424
I love music.
1294
00:59:23,459 --> 00:59:25,127
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1295
00:59:27,164 --> 00:59:28,764
- Uh...
1296
00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:30,699
Well my, my dad taught
me to play guitar.
1297
00:59:30,701 --> 00:59:33,368
I've been playing it
since I was little.
1298
00:59:33,370 --> 00:59:35,170
He used to always say that um,
1299
00:59:35,172 --> 00:59:37,105
everybody's got some
music in their bones.
1300
00:59:37,107 --> 00:59:38,140
- Aw.
1301
00:59:38,142 --> 00:59:39,341
I totally agree.
1302
00:59:39,343 --> 00:59:41,510
I love, love, love music.
1303
00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:44,746
- Okay.
1304
00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:46,815
What type of music
do you listen to?
1305
00:59:46,817 --> 00:59:48,183
- Uh-mmm,
1306
00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:52,421
like, Katy Perry, Taylor
swift, Josh groban.
1307
00:59:52,822 --> 00:59:53,889
- Okay.
1308
00:59:56,359 --> 00:59:57,593
- Guess what?
1309
00:59:57,595 --> 00:59:58,827
- Hmm?
1310
00:59:58,829 --> 00:59:59,494
- I have an
interview tomorrow.
1311
01:00:00,297 --> 01:00:01,530
- You do?
1312
01:00:01,532 --> 01:00:03,131
- Mmhmm.
- Why didn't you tell me?
1313
01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:04,366
- I don't know.
1314
01:00:04,368 --> 01:00:06,635
I guess, I feel like
it's my last shot,
1315
01:00:06,637 --> 01:00:09,638
and I didn't want to jinx it.
1316
01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:12,107
No.
1317
01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:16,478
- Come on.
1318
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:17,312
- I can't.
1319
01:00:17,314 --> 01:00:18,614
I can't get high.
1320
01:00:18,616 --> 01:00:20,515
- You always say that.
1321
01:00:20,517 --> 01:00:22,184
- Um, I always say
that because it's true.
1322
01:00:22,186 --> 01:00:24,586
My body cannot get high.
1323
01:00:24,588 --> 01:00:26,355
- I bet you you can get high
1324
01:00:26,357 --> 01:00:28,323
if you wrote it on a post-it.
1325
01:00:29,727 --> 01:00:30,926
- Oh, that's funny?
1326
01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:33,028
That's not funny.
1327
01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:34,563
- Come on.
1328
01:00:34,565 --> 01:00:38,734
Why don't you just live a
little for a change, huh?
1329
01:00:39,202 --> 01:00:40,602
Hmm?
1330
01:00:40,604 --> 01:00:41,670
- Fine!
1331
01:00:46,109 --> 01:00:47,175
- Ooh.
1332
01:00:54,751 --> 01:00:55,817
So?
1333
01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:00,422
- I feel nothing.
- Ugh!
1334
01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:01,556
You are so frustrating.
1335
01:01:01,558 --> 01:01:02,557
Ooh!
1336
01:01:02,559 --> 01:01:03,392
- Ooh.
- I bet you that's them.
1337
01:01:03,394 --> 01:01:04,493
Let's go hide, come on.
1338
01:01:04,495 --> 01:01:05,360
- Hide?
- Behind the chair!
1339
01:01:05,362 --> 01:01:06,595
Go, go, go, get up!
1340
01:01:06,597 --> 01:01:09,998
Ooh, ooh, behind here,
come on, come on!
1341
01:01:15,738 --> 01:01:17,005
- I wonder if they'll kiss.
1342
01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:18,974
- I wonder if
they'll use tongue.
1343
01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:20,342
- The first kiss, you'll
remember for the rest
1344
01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:21,510
of your relationship.
1345
01:01:21,512 --> 01:01:24,479
It's the most
romantic thing ever.
1346
01:01:24,481 --> 01:01:25,714
- Oh my god...
1347
01:01:34,457 --> 01:01:37,025
- All right, um, that was fun.
1348
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,260
- Yeah.
1349
01:01:38,262 --> 01:01:39,961
- Thank you.
- Okay.
1350
01:01:41,699 --> 01:01:42,764
- Oh!
1351
01:01:45,635 --> 01:01:46,668
- Aha!
1352
01:01:46,670 --> 01:01:48,670
I knew you could get high!
1353
01:01:48,672 --> 01:01:49,738
Yes!
1354
01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:51,139
This is awesome.
1355
01:01:51,141 --> 01:01:52,808
- Bye.
- Get, get home safe.
1356
01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:58,747
- And boo!
1357
01:01:58,749 --> 01:01:59,581
- Ah!
1358
01:02:00,584 --> 01:02:01,817
- You went out with my Graham?
1359
01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:03,518
- What do you mean, your Graham?
1360
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:05,020
- Guitar teacher.
1361
01:02:06,322 --> 01:02:07,322
- That?
1362
01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:08,557
He?
1363
01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:10,158
That, that he, that
was your Graham?
1364
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,393
- Yes, nectar.
1365
01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:13,295
That, he, that,
that is my Graham.
1366
01:02:13,297 --> 01:02:15,163
- You know what?
I wouldn't listen to her.
1367
01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:16,231
I think she's kind of high.
1368
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:17,032
- Lucy--
- for the last time,
1369
01:02:17,034 --> 01:02:18,233
I can't get high!
1370
01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:21,002
- Lucy, I had no idea
that was your guy.
1371
01:02:21,004 --> 01:02:23,004
- I have a crush on a Graham,
1372
01:02:23,006 --> 01:02:24,072
you go out with a Graham,
1373
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:25,273
and you don't think about it?
1374
01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:26,341
- Oh...
1375
01:02:27,210 --> 01:02:28,443
I met him at a
dive bar one night.
1376
01:02:28,445 --> 01:02:29,411
He was talking to
me about how he just
1377
01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:30,579
broke up with his girlfriend,
1378
01:02:30,581 --> 01:02:31,813
and she was in London
and he was here,
1379
01:02:31,815 --> 01:02:33,215
and he was waiting
for her to come back
1380
01:02:33,217 --> 01:02:34,416
so he could do it in
person and he just turned--
1381
01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:35,617
- stop talking!
- Into this whole--
1382
01:02:35,619 --> 01:02:37,319
- it doesn't matter,
you kissed him, nectar,
1383
01:02:37,321 --> 01:02:38,453
you can't take that back!
1384
01:02:38,455 --> 01:02:40,555
- For the record, I leaned in.
1385
01:02:40,557 --> 01:02:41,857
I kissed him.
1386
01:02:41,859 --> 01:02:44,893
I've been going out with
the wrong guys all week,
1387
01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:46,628
just based on what
they looked like,
1388
01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:48,997
so I wanted to know if
we had any chemistry.
1389
01:02:48,999 --> 01:02:50,065
Which we didn't.
1390
01:02:50,067 --> 01:02:51,299
We have nothing in common.
1391
01:02:51,301 --> 01:02:52,467
He doesn't want me,
i don't want him--
1392
01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:55,403
- so now he's the wrong guy?
1393
01:02:55,405 --> 01:02:56,338
Wow.
1394
01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:58,507
My dream guy is the wrong guy.
1395
01:02:58,509 --> 01:02:59,808
- I really think we
should look at this
1396
01:02:59,810 --> 01:03:01,276
as the glass is half full.
1397
01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:04,112
He's available, he's single,
and I don't want him.
1398
01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:05,347
- You are unbelievable!
1399
01:03:05,349 --> 01:03:06,848
I have been dreaming
about this guy,
1400
01:03:06,850 --> 01:03:09,184
manifesting our life together
for the last however long,
1401
01:03:09,186 --> 01:03:10,118
and you pick him
up for one night
1402
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,586
and you don't want him?
1403
01:03:11,588 --> 01:03:12,420
- No.
1404
01:03:12,422 --> 01:03:13,421
- Say you want him.
1405
01:03:13,423 --> 01:03:14,689
- But I don't want him.
1406
01:03:14,691 --> 01:03:15,857
- Say...
1407
01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:16,691
You want him.
1408
01:03:16,693 --> 01:03:17,526
- Lucy--
1409
01:03:17,528 --> 01:03:18,360
- Say it!
1410
01:03:18,362 --> 01:03:20,162
- I really don't.
1411
01:03:20,164 --> 01:03:21,363
- Say you want him!
1412
01:03:21,365 --> 01:03:22,831
- Oh, would you
just say it already?
1413
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,432
- All right, fine!
1414
01:03:24,434 --> 01:03:25,500
I want him.
1415
01:03:26,202 --> 01:03:27,169
There, you happy?
1416
01:03:27,171 --> 01:03:28,436
- Yes.
1417
01:03:28,438 --> 01:03:30,472
Yes, nectar, I am
very, very happy!
1418
01:03:30,474 --> 01:03:32,841
- Lucy, you are
out of control right now!
1419
01:03:32,843 --> 01:03:34,176
- Well maybe I need to be
a little out of control
1420
01:03:34,178 --> 01:03:36,011
for a change!
1421
01:03:36,013 --> 01:03:37,813
- Luce--
- you cannot come in!
1422
01:03:37,815 --> 01:03:39,314
Get off my porch!
1423
01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:42,684
- Whoo!
1424
01:03:42,686 --> 01:03:44,219
- What just happened?
1425
01:03:44,221 --> 01:03:45,654
- I don't know, but for five
bucks, I'll drive you home.
1426
01:03:45,656 --> 01:03:46,488
- What?
1427
01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:47,856
- Okay, three.
1428
01:03:47,858 --> 01:03:50,025
But that is my final offer.
1429
01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:52,460
- This is ridiculous,
i had no idea--
1430
01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:53,995
- And I want you to
think about what you've done,
1431
01:03:53,997 --> 01:03:55,063
young lady.
1432
01:04:08,544 --> 01:04:10,078
- Howdy, neighbor.
1433
01:04:11,013 --> 01:04:12,247
- Hi, ed.
1434
01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:13,448
- Your mail came
to my house again.
1435
01:04:13,450 --> 01:04:14,416
Although at this point,
I'm pretty convinced
1436
01:04:14,418 --> 01:04:15,884
you're stuffing it in my box,
1437
01:04:15,886 --> 01:04:17,819
so I have to come over here
to bring it back to you.
1438
01:04:17,821 --> 01:04:19,888
#ithnkyou'rehittingonme.
1439
01:04:21,190 --> 01:04:22,357
It's working.
1440
01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:26,728
What are you all dressed up for?
1441
01:04:26,730 --> 01:04:28,797
- You know, I just had to
run out to the pharmacy.
1442
01:04:28,799 --> 01:04:30,232
- Oh yeah?
1443
01:04:30,234 --> 01:04:32,868
You've probably seen me taking
out the trash in my tux.
1444
01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:36,071
Hey, you didn't by chance dvr
the clippers game, did you?
1445
01:04:36,073 --> 01:04:36,972
- You know I did.
1446
01:04:36,974 --> 01:04:38,473
- That's my girl!
1447
01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:42,544
- Oh.
1448
01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:43,879
Did you want to come in?
1449
01:04:43,881 --> 01:04:44,946
- Okay, okay.
1450
01:04:44,948 --> 01:04:46,081
Arm twisted.
1451
01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:47,582
Yeah, you sound desperate.
1452
01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:48,416
- Where you going?
1453
01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:49,251
- Beer.
1454
01:04:49,253 --> 01:04:51,286
Ed must get beer.
1455
01:04:51,288 --> 01:04:52,454
Pepperoni and
mushroom work for you?
1456
01:04:52,456 --> 01:04:54,723
- Extra pepperoni?
1457
01:04:54,725 --> 01:04:57,092
My dinner was awful.
1458
01:04:57,094 --> 01:04:58,293
- They serve dinner
at the pharmacy?
1459
01:04:58,295 --> 01:04:58,293
Ow!
1460
01:05:02,164 --> 01:05:03,431
- Come on, come on,
come on, come on,
1461
01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:04,699
come on, come on,
come on, come on,
1462
01:05:04,701 --> 01:05:05,433
come on, come on,
come on, come on!
1463
01:05:05,435 --> 01:05:06,334
Oh!
1464
01:05:06,336 --> 01:05:07,235
Poo!
1465
01:05:08,037 --> 01:05:09,104
- What happened?
1466
01:05:09,106 --> 01:05:10,105
- We just fouled out!
1467
01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:11,806
Motherfu-eh.
1468
01:05:11,808 --> 01:05:13,041
- Whoa, hey!
1469
01:05:13,043 --> 01:05:15,677
Model with a potty
mouth, watch it.
1470
01:05:15,679 --> 01:05:17,779
Go on, say it, I dare you.
1471
01:05:17,781 --> 01:05:18,613
- No.
1472
01:05:18,615 --> 01:05:19,447
- Come on.
1473
01:05:19,449 --> 01:05:21,316
- Motherfuckers!
1474
01:05:21,318 --> 01:05:22,817
Yeah.
1475
01:05:23,754 --> 01:05:24,653
Freedom!
1476
01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:27,255
- Beautiful.
1477
01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:28,089
I'm proud of you.
1478
01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:29,291
By the end of the night,
1479
01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:30,325
we'll have you lighting
your farts on fire.
1480
01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:31,793
- Is that a real thing?
1481
01:05:31,795 --> 01:05:32,794
- The blue flame?
1482
01:05:32,796 --> 01:05:33,895
No joke.
1483
01:05:34,898 --> 01:05:36,064
- I'm in.
1484
01:05:36,066 --> 01:05:36,965
Set it up.
1485
01:06:05,095 --> 01:06:06,761
- I am the master of my fate.
1486
01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:08,263
I can because I say I can.
1487
01:06:08,265 --> 01:06:11,433
Happiness is a choice, and
I'm making it right now.
1488
01:06:11,435 --> 01:06:12,267
Great.
1489
01:06:12,269 --> 01:06:13,234
Now I feel better.
1490
01:06:27,718 --> 01:06:29,417
- oh my god!
1491
01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:30,385
Oh my god!
1492
01:06:31,153 --> 01:06:32,687
Oh my god!
1493
01:06:32,689 --> 01:06:34,055
Oh my god!
1494
01:06:36,693 --> 01:06:38,360
Oh my god!
1495
01:06:38,362 --> 01:06:39,694
Oh my god.
1496
01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:40,996
Oh my god, how embarrassing.
1497
01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:41,896
Oh, god.
1498
01:06:43,032 --> 01:06:43,932
Oh.
1499
01:06:46,969 --> 01:06:47,869
Oh my god!
1500
01:06:48,771 --> 01:06:49,971
Oh shit!
1501
01:06:49,973 --> 01:06:51,306
I must have started my--
1502
01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:52,140
- started your what?
1503
01:06:52,142 --> 01:06:52,974
- You know?
1504
01:06:52,976 --> 01:06:53,808
You know.
1505
01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:54,743
You know!
1506
01:06:54,745 --> 01:06:56,478
- Oh, shit!
- Shit!
1507
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:57,679
- Holy shit.
1508
01:06:57,681 --> 01:06:59,447
You totally crimson
mustached me!
1509
01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:01,082
Oh!
1510
01:07:01,084 --> 01:07:02,017
Oh god.
1511
01:07:02,019 --> 01:07:03,785
Oh, I just tasted it.
1512
01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:05,587
Oh, my tongue just tasted it!
1513
01:07:16,198 --> 01:07:19,000
- Are you okay in there?
1514
01:07:19,002 --> 01:07:19,901
Ed?
1515
01:07:21,737 --> 01:07:24,339
- Can I borrow your toothbrush?
1516
01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:29,544
I'm kidding!
1517
01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:32,047
I'm kidding, I'm totally,
totally joking with you.
1518
01:07:32,049 --> 01:07:33,081
- I'm sorry!
1519
01:07:34,351 --> 01:07:35,583
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry--
1520
01:07:35,585 --> 01:07:36,518
- don't sweat it, babe.
- I'm sorry.
1521
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:38,119
- It's fine.
1522
01:07:38,121 --> 01:07:41,189
Besides, I was a
little low on iron.
1523
01:07:46,295 --> 01:07:47,829
Come on.
1524
01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:50,665
Let's go light
our farts on fire.
1525
01:07:53,335 --> 01:07:54,169
You know you love it.
1526
01:08:38,048 --> 01:08:40,448
- We're interviewing several
candidates for this position.
1527
01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:41,516
- Great.
1528
01:08:41,518 --> 01:08:42,750
I thrive in
competitive situations.
1529
01:08:42,752 --> 01:08:44,319
- Give me three reasons
why I should hire you.
1530
01:08:44,321 --> 01:08:45,753
- Um...
1531
01:08:45,755 --> 01:08:48,323
I have excellent leadership
and delegation skills.
1532
01:08:48,325 --> 01:08:51,359
In the past year, i
was the head of two
1533
01:08:51,361 --> 01:08:53,027
multimillion dollar campaigns,
1534
01:08:53,029 --> 01:08:55,763
and I have seven years social
media marketing experience
1535
01:08:55,765 --> 01:08:57,332
as an account manager.
1536
01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:59,667
- At lowitz Murphy, you'd start
out as an account assistant.
1537
01:08:59,669 --> 01:09:01,136
- Great.
1538
01:09:01,138 --> 01:09:03,438
I am happy to learn and share
my knowledge at any level.
1539
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:04,973
- It would be mostly learning.
1540
01:09:04,975 --> 01:09:06,808
We're very different
from kosner.
1541
01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:08,276
- I'm always up for a challenge.
1542
01:09:08,278 --> 01:09:09,444
- Oh.
1543
01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:11,846
You worked under Marcus
krevogate kosner?
1544
01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:13,014
- I did.
1545
01:09:13,016 --> 01:09:14,816
- I know Marcus.
1546
01:09:14,818 --> 01:09:15,917
- Really?
1547
01:09:15,919 --> 01:09:17,118
- Nyu.
1548
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:19,621
The guy is the
life of the party.
1549
01:09:22,358 --> 01:09:23,258
And um...
1550
01:09:24,326 --> 01:09:25,193
You...
1551
01:09:25,195 --> 01:09:26,661
Quit?
1552
01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:27,962
- Yes.
1553
01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:28,997
Um...
1554
01:09:28,999 --> 01:09:31,366
Technically I was uh...
1555
01:09:31,368 --> 01:09:32,867
Well, you know what?
1556
01:09:32,869 --> 01:09:33,968
You probably don't want
to be technical about it.
1557
01:09:33,970 --> 01:09:35,637
- Yes, let's do.
1558
01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:36,804
- I was let go.
1559
01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:38,406
Conflict of interest.
1560
01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:39,841
- Marcus fired you?
1561
01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:41,309
- Yes.
1562
01:09:41,311 --> 01:09:43,745
After three years of dating,
Mr. wonderful dumped me,
1563
01:09:43,747 --> 01:09:45,246
and then fired me.
1564
01:09:45,248 --> 01:09:46,814
And of course, the one real
interview I managed to get
1565
01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:49,384
in 32 days, he ruins that too.
1566
01:09:50,486 --> 01:09:52,220
Let's just cut the
crap, shall we?
1567
01:09:52,222 --> 01:09:54,122
You're not gonna hire me
because I was fired by
1568
01:09:54,124 --> 01:09:55,356
your old college buddy.
1569
01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:56,591
But you know what?
1570
01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:59,427
As a marketing genius,
this job is well beneath
1571
01:09:59,429 --> 01:10:01,563
my talent and experience.
1572
01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:04,432
Here's the part where you
say you'll be in touch.
1573
01:10:04,434 --> 01:10:06,568
And I go home and decorate
my walls with post-it notes
1574
01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:08,503
full of positive affirmations
trying to control my way
1575
01:10:08,505 --> 01:10:10,071
to happiness while I wait
for the phone to ring.
1576
01:10:10,073 --> 01:10:11,306
But you know what
i need much more
1577
01:10:11,308 --> 01:10:12,840
than a shopping
spree at staples,
1578
01:10:12,842 --> 01:10:15,009
followed by an evening of
fine point finger smudges
1579
01:10:15,011 --> 01:10:16,244
and paper cuts?
1580
01:10:16,246 --> 01:10:17,512
Do you know?
1581
01:10:17,514 --> 01:10:19,647
I need a date, to
tonight's wedding!
1582
01:10:19,649 --> 01:10:22,383
And if that means I need to
get a little out of control,
1583
01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:23,851
so be it!
1584
01:10:23,853 --> 01:10:27,488
Life's out of control,
and from now on, so am I.
1585
01:10:30,126 --> 01:10:33,161
I am leaving now because
i will not let you
1586
01:10:33,163 --> 01:10:35,063
and Marcus be my fate.
1587
01:10:58,354 --> 01:10:59,821
Goodbye, my friend.
1588
01:10:59,823 --> 01:11:00,888
I'll miss you.
1589
01:11:09,332 --> 01:11:10,832
- Hello?
1590
01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:11,633
- Please forgive me,
i was selfish and guarded
1591
01:11:11,635 --> 01:11:12,934
and so much more.
1592
01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:13,968
- I forgive you, I forgive you,
1593
01:11:13,970 --> 01:11:15,503
and I am so sorry--
1594
01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:17,839
- no need to apologize, i
just need Graham's number.
1595
01:11:17,841 --> 01:11:19,007
I'm gonna do it.
1596
01:11:19,009 --> 01:11:20,141
- Oh, yay!
1597
01:11:20,143 --> 01:11:21,976
That is so wonderful.
1598
01:11:21,978 --> 01:11:24,012
I don't have his number
though, I gave him my card.
1599
01:11:24,014 --> 01:11:24,946
- Caller ID?
1600
01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:25,780
- Blocked.
1601
01:11:27,017 --> 01:11:28,650
- I am trying to do
the right thing here.
1602
01:11:28,652 --> 01:11:30,685
Why won't the universe
cooperate with me?
1603
01:11:30,687 --> 01:11:32,720
- Ooh, I know, i
can Facebook him.
1604
01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:34,956
- You are Facebook
friends with him?
1605
01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:38,092
Well, yeah, but I, i
Facebook all my dates.
1606
01:11:38,094 --> 01:11:40,495
- Okay, do you follow
any of the dating rules?
1607
01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:41,729
- I'm sorry--
1608
01:11:41,731 --> 01:11:42,964
- it's okay, I'm
gonna let this go
1609
01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:43,965
because I know about your quest
1610
01:11:43,967 --> 01:11:45,667
to reach 1,000 Facebook friends.
1611
01:11:45,669 --> 01:11:46,801
- Oh, thank you.
1612
01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:47,635
- You're welcome.
1613
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:48,603
- Um...
1614
01:11:50,874 --> 01:11:52,140
Ooh, holy crow!
1615
01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:53,308
- What?
1616
01:11:53,310 --> 01:11:54,275
- Look, he just checked
in for happy hour
1617
01:11:54,277 --> 01:11:55,476
at the airliner downtown.
1618
01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:56,911
- Yes!
1619
01:11:56,913 --> 01:11:59,781
I am no longer being
cockblocked by the universe!
1620
01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,049
Wait, downtown?
1621
01:12:05,455 --> 01:12:06,754
- Ah!
1622
01:12:09,526 --> 01:12:11,592
- Can you just, can I...
1623
01:13:22,932 --> 01:13:23,831
- Whoo!
1624
01:13:25,701 --> 01:13:26,701
Yeah, okay.
1625
01:13:27,536 --> 01:13:28,369
Thanks for having me.
1626
01:13:28,371 --> 01:13:30,538
Phil, you drinking?
1627
01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:32,340
Oh, we told you not
to come here, Bart.
1628
01:13:33,643 --> 01:13:34,475
- Graham.
1629
01:13:34,477 --> 01:13:35,376
- Yeah?
1630
01:13:36,478 --> 01:13:38,045
Oh, hey.
1631
01:13:38,047 --> 01:13:39,247
- Hey.
1632
01:13:39,249 --> 01:13:40,081
- Wow.
1633
01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:40,915
- Wow.
1634
01:13:42,786 --> 01:13:44,352
- Did you uh, did
you catch the gig?
1635
01:13:44,354 --> 01:13:46,654
- I did, well just the
end, but, um, it was great.
1636
01:13:46,656 --> 01:13:48,856
You were, you were really,
you were really great.
1637
01:13:48,858 --> 01:13:50,291
- Thanks.
1638
01:13:50,293 --> 01:13:52,427
How's um, how's the
wedding song coming along?
1639
01:13:52,429 --> 01:13:53,461
- Funny thing about that.
1640
01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:55,062
I'm, um, it's actually tonight,
1641
01:13:55,064 --> 01:13:56,631
and um, I'm not playing a song.
1642
01:13:56,633 --> 01:13:57,865
- Ah.
1643
01:13:57,867 --> 01:13:58,699
You get nervous,
change your mind?
1644
01:13:58,701 --> 01:13:59,901
- Uh, no.
1645
01:13:59,903 --> 01:14:01,836
I was never playing a song.
1646
01:14:01,838 --> 01:14:03,471
The truth is, um...
1647
01:14:07,177 --> 01:14:08,176
I know I hardly know you,
1648
01:14:08,178 --> 01:14:09,377
but from the moment I met you,
1649
01:14:09,379 --> 01:14:12,113
I felt this unbelievable
connection, and...
1650
01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:13,915
I know this is gonna
sound crazy but,
1651
01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:16,017
maybe I need to be a
little crazy, so...
1652
01:14:16,019 --> 01:14:17,385
Here goes.
1653
01:14:17,387 --> 01:14:20,788
I would love more than
anything in the world
1654
01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:24,692
for you to be my date
tonight to said wedding.
1655
01:14:27,262 --> 01:14:28,763
- What...
1656
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:32,099
Is that said wedding invitation?
1657
01:14:32,101 --> 01:14:33,067
- Yes.
1658
01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:34,435
Said wedding invitation.
1659
01:14:34,437 --> 01:14:36,003
And it's tonight,
and it's short notice
1660
01:14:36,005 --> 01:14:38,639
because it's at seven, and um...
1661
01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:40,508
Oh no wait, is it it
seven or is it eight?
1662
01:14:40,510 --> 01:14:41,976
Oh, I think it's eight.
1663
01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:43,211
No, no, no, hang on, this
will just take a second, I'm--
1664
01:14:43,213 --> 01:14:44,045
- it's--
1665
01:14:44,047 --> 01:14:45,246
- I'm so sorry.
1666
01:14:45,248 --> 01:14:48,549
I should have, take one
second, I'll just...
1667
01:14:48,551 --> 01:14:50,918
It's so embarrassing.
1668
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:51,752
Nope.
1669
01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:53,254
You know what?
1670
01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,956
Who cares what time society
said we should get there?
1671
01:14:54,958 --> 01:14:56,724
Let's just get there
when we feel like it.
1672
01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:57,558
- I got you a whiskey.
1673
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:58,493
- Thank you sweetheart.
1674
01:15:00,430 --> 01:15:02,063
Um...
1675
01:15:02,065 --> 01:15:03,097
Lucy, Mel.
1676
01:15:03,099 --> 01:15:04,632
Mel, Lucy.
1677
01:15:04,634 --> 01:15:08,469
- But weren't you our
waitress the other night?
1678
01:15:08,471 --> 01:15:09,904
- I was.
1679
01:15:09,906 --> 01:15:13,908
- But you were a very good
waitress the other night, right?
1680
01:15:18,614 --> 01:15:19,881
Lucy?
1681
01:15:19,883 --> 01:15:20,781
Lucy!
1682
01:15:43,305 --> 01:15:45,573
- Mr. and Mrs. Masterson?
1683
01:15:45,575 --> 01:15:46,507
Hi.
1684
01:15:46,509 --> 01:15:47,775
I'm Ryann Becker.
1685
01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:49,243
I went to precious
heart with Denise.
1686
01:15:49,245 --> 01:15:51,145
- Oh.
- Oh, how lovely!
1687
01:15:52,114 --> 01:15:53,014
Oh!
1688
01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:55,983
- Oh!
1689
01:15:55,985 --> 01:15:57,318
You're the hot girl
in can't buy me love.
1690
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,353
- Oh, yay, you got it!
1691
01:15:59,355 --> 01:16:01,556
I was afraid everyone might
just think I was clumsy.
1692
01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:02,857
- I know!
1693
01:16:02,859 --> 01:16:04,292
- And I'm the
chicken in the movie.
1694
01:16:04,294 --> 01:16:06,327
- No, honey, you're the duck.
1695
01:16:06,329 --> 01:16:07,528
From that pink movie.
1696
01:16:07,530 --> 01:16:08,529
- Ducky!
1697
01:16:08,531 --> 01:16:10,097
- Yes!
1698
01:16:10,099 --> 01:16:11,532
- I don't know, the
girls dressed me.
1699
01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:14,902
- Wow, I mean, not only is
Denise the coolest person ever,
1700
01:16:14,904 --> 01:16:17,305
but she has the coolest parents.
1701
01:16:17,307 --> 01:16:18,339
Yeah, I mean, my parents
would never let me
1702
01:16:18,341 --> 01:16:19,740
have a wedding like this.
1703
01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:21,776
- Laura and Henry!
1704
01:16:21,778 --> 01:16:23,144
- Oh, Elaine!
1705
01:16:23,146 --> 01:16:24,145
- Hey, Mel.
1706
01:16:24,147 --> 01:16:25,279
- Hi, Elaine!
1707
01:16:26,315 --> 01:16:29,150
- It was
nice to see you.
1708
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:32,553
- Ryann!
1709
01:16:32,555 --> 01:16:33,788
Hi!
1710
01:16:33,790 --> 01:16:34,689
- Hey!
1711
01:16:36,091 --> 01:16:37,358
Cool.
1712
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:38,259
- Yeah.
1713
01:16:39,561 --> 01:16:43,064
So, ed and Chris are
gonna save us some seats.
1714
01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:46,000
How many should
we save for Lucy?
1715
01:16:46,002 --> 01:16:47,268
- I don't know.
1716
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:48,069
- It's seven o'clock
and she's still not
1717
01:16:48,071 --> 01:16:49,270
answering her phone.
1718
01:16:49,272 --> 01:16:50,404
- I mean, come on,
let's be honest here.
1719
01:16:50,406 --> 01:16:51,472
I mean, the in the slight chance
1720
01:16:51,474 --> 01:16:52,673
that she even tracked him down,
1721
01:16:52,675 --> 01:16:55,209
what are the odds
that he even said yes?
1722
01:16:55,211 --> 01:16:56,410
See, she came stag.
- Oh!
1723
01:16:56,412 --> 01:16:57,678
Okay, don't say anything.
1724
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:58,713
Just act like it's
completely normal.
1725
01:16:58,715 --> 01:16:59,246
- Right, avoid tears.
- Yeah.
1726
01:16:59,248 --> 01:17:00,281
Lucy!
1727
01:17:00,283 --> 01:17:01,716
You look great.
1728
01:17:01,718 --> 01:17:02,950
- You look amazing,
your hair looks great.
1729
01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:03,484
- Your eye makeup
looks fantastic.
1730
01:17:03,486 --> 01:17:04,385
- Mmhmm.
1731
01:17:05,487 --> 01:17:06,587
- I suppose you want
to know what happened.
1732
01:17:06,589 --> 01:17:07,888
- No.
- Yes!
1733
01:17:07,890 --> 01:17:08,823
Was it traumatic?
1734
01:17:08,825 --> 01:17:09,757
- Did you find him?
1735
01:17:09,759 --> 01:17:10,558
- Did you say anything to him?
1736
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:12,793
- What did you say?
1737
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:15,096
No, no, no, Lucy, don't cry.
- No, no, no, shh, shh, shh.
1738
01:17:15,098 --> 01:17:16,230
- We're beyond tears here.
1739
01:17:16,232 --> 01:17:17,632
We're beyond tears.
- Yeah, be,
1740
01:17:17,634 --> 01:17:19,100
be in control of the tears.
1741
01:17:19,102 --> 01:17:20,368
Are you wearing
waterproof mascara?
1742
01:17:20,370 --> 01:17:23,571
- I ate a hotdog off
a street meat cart.
1743
01:17:23,573 --> 01:17:25,239
No napkin.
1744
01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:26,140
- Luce, are you okay?
1745
01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:27,942
- And then, I went home,
1746
01:17:27,944 --> 01:17:30,444
and I shredded my
ice post-it notes.
1747
01:17:30,446 --> 01:17:31,278
- Ice?
1748
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:32,647
- In case of emergency.
1749
01:17:32,649 --> 01:17:33,781
- Oh, dear god.
1750
01:17:33,783 --> 01:17:34,782
- And then--
1751
01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:35,716
- mmhmm?
1752
01:17:35,718 --> 01:17:36,951
- And then--
- there's more?
1753
01:17:36,953 --> 01:17:39,053
- I called the owner
from bettyvision,
1754
01:17:39,055 --> 01:17:41,956
and I pitched myself to
take over the campaign.
1755
01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:43,658
- Ooh, what happened?
1756
01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:45,793
- We have a meeting on Monday.
1757
01:17:45,795 --> 01:17:47,294
- That's amazing!
1758
01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:49,196
- Okay, I am confused here.
1759
01:17:49,198 --> 01:17:50,498
What happened to Graham?
1760
01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:52,767
- Oh.
- Did he say yes or no?
1761
01:17:52,769 --> 01:17:53,868
- He said--
1762
01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:55,102
- he said yes.
1763
01:17:59,275 --> 01:18:01,442
You didn't wait for me to
give you an answer, but,
1764
01:18:01,444 --> 01:18:02,443
I said yes.
1765
01:18:04,346 --> 01:18:06,013
- What about your girlfriend?
1766
01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:07,148
- Oh no, we broke up.
1767
01:18:07,150 --> 01:18:09,216
She was collecting her things.
1768
01:18:09,218 --> 01:18:10,818
- So, uh...
1769
01:18:10,820 --> 01:18:11,652
You're single?
1770
01:18:11,654 --> 01:18:12,486
- I'm single.
1771
01:18:12,488 --> 01:18:13,320
- Me too.
1772
01:18:13,322 --> 01:18:14,155
- I figured.
1773
01:18:16,059 --> 01:18:18,359
It's an 80s-themed prom wedding,
1774
01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:20,428
so I still had it in my
closet, short notice.
1775
01:18:20,430 --> 01:18:23,030
- You gonna stand outside my
window blasting that thing?
1776
01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:23,864
- Yeah.
1777
01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:24,699
Stand here, yeah.
1778
01:18:25,935 --> 01:18:27,134
I figured maybe I should
buy you a drink first,
1779
01:18:27,136 --> 01:18:28,502
seeing as it's a
first date and all.
1780
01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:29,336
- Okay.
1781
01:18:29,338 --> 01:18:31,305
- And what'll it be?
1782
01:18:31,307 --> 01:18:33,074
- What about a Pinot grigio?
1783
01:18:33,076 --> 01:18:35,543
- Let's make it two.
1784
01:18:35,545 --> 01:18:37,044
This is for you.
1785
01:18:50,358 --> 01:18:51,192
- Hey.
1786
01:18:51,194 --> 01:18:52,093
- Hey.
1787
01:18:53,161 --> 01:18:53,994
- Cheers.
1788
01:18:55,665 --> 01:18:57,698
- Ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats
1789
01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,601
as the ceremony starring
your prom royalty
1790
01:19:00,603 --> 01:19:03,437
will start in just
a few moments.
1791
01:19:04,539 --> 01:19:06,040
- Guess we should
take our seats.
1792
01:19:06,042 --> 01:19:08,075
- Guess we should.
1793
01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:10,344
- Let's go, lovers!
1794
01:19:10,346 --> 01:19:11,245
- Hey...
1795
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:15,649
I'm glad you asked me to come.
1796
01:19:15,651 --> 01:19:18,119
'Cause that thing you felt...
1797
01:19:18,121 --> 01:19:19,820
Yeah, I felt it too.
1798
01:19:30,899 --> 01:19:33,968
I wanted to do that
since I met you.
1799
01:19:42,043 --> 01:19:42,943
- Oh...
1800
01:19:44,246 --> 01:19:46,947
I've been wanting to do
that since I met you.
1801
01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:47,982
- Okay then.
1802
01:19:50,887 --> 01:19:53,020
Let's get drunk.
1803
01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:53,921
- Yeah.
1804
01:20:02,164 --> 01:20:03,697
- He kissed me.
1805
01:20:03,699 --> 01:20:04,832
I kissed him.
1806
01:20:06,168 --> 01:20:07,001
- Nectar?
1807
01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:08,135
- Hi!
1808
01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:09,670
- You guys know each other?
1809
01:20:09,672 --> 01:20:11,272
- You know, it's,
it's a really long story.
1810
01:20:11,274 --> 01:20:13,140
- Yup, it's a long story.
1811
01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:14,909
- Man, I wouldn't.
1812
01:20:16,179 --> 01:20:17,478
- She's gay!
1813
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:18,746
- What?
1814
01:20:18,748 --> 01:20:20,314
- Holy shitballs!
1815
01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:23,350
She just gets cooler and cooler.
1816
01:20:23,352 --> 01:20:24,718
- To Denise Masterson.
1817
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:26,453
- To Denise Masterson.
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